Picky Boys Podcast - An Eleephant Never Forgets! - Picky Boys Podcast #232
Episode Date: July 3, 2022In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss Antonio's pollo kabobs, the failure of the D.A.R.E. program, the reality of government spies, and the tragic situation of the elephant who wanted rev...enge! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys
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so there was a woman in i think it was indonesia or and and she was she was she was out on a farm
or whatever and an elephant came and trampled her to death okay i'm sorry an elephant came
trampled her to death and she later died she trampled her she went to the hospital later
died in the hospital that day she was put to rest uh on her funeral pie shut up let me finish the
story the time prison all right all right here we go go for it welcome back to the picky boys
podcast bang bang bang bang what i just said ah oh i was making a noise i just heard a grunt from
jt i was like i thought you hurt yourself no you guys are so full of energy i didn't know what to
do i went ah jt's dogs are out again dogs are out and they're barking dogs right do you always not
wear socks in the house sam a socks always got we can't we can't are we gonna start every episode
with jt's feet yeah we're gonna do that's against the clicks oh true i i only do it when antonio's
around yeah i know because i want to tempt him with my yeah i want to early feet i want to touch
him look at that toenail but either way i wanted to start i told danny the story at the table
yesterday, and I was like, oh, no, actually, I'll save it for the
podcast for JT. So I was at
my sister's graduation party.
Congratulations. Congratulations, UConn.
So, pharmacist. So you could
ask my parents who's the disappointment.
And it's me.
That's the joke.
That was the joke. There was a few of them.
Give them time. No, they got time.
You never know. There's a lot of potential in them.
They're younger. I just have a 40-year-old
sibling that's just gone
to the wind. Either way, stop that.
Stop that? Yeah, stop that.
I was talking to myself.
So it was catered.
It was a catered graduation party.
Look at this guy.
Yeah, it was at my house.
It was at my parents' house.
So Brian, our friend Brian, I don't even know if I should name drop him for this,
but Brian came and we were getting food.
And the servers were all Spanish, right?
So they were all Spanish.
And Brian didn't know if this chicken skewer was chicken or not.
So he asked the guy, he turns to him and goes like,
¿Qué está? ¿Los pollo or something?
and the guy just looks at him dead in the face
and goes, it's chicken.
And then Brian's face just dropped
and I was like, wow, way to assume there, pal.
Dude, I died laughing.
He definitely thought he was doing something too
because he just came back from Spain.
Yeah.
So he was like, let me flex on them with my Spanish.
It's chicken, dude.
It was like a TV show moment.
Oh my God, I fucking died.
That was a quick little moment from the graduation.
Other than that, it was all right.
Anything else happen?
Anybody get too drunk?
No.
Anybody fall in the pool?
No, I feel like that hasn't happened recently.
Anybody ask Anna for an opioid prescription?
I feel like everybody asks them for that.
Really?
Yeah, I wonder if every...
No, not a prescription.
But I wonder if every pharmacist or graduating
is like there's always eight people in the family
that's like, when am I getting my drugs?
Yeah, I mean...
I don't know.
You know, when you have friends in high places, you get high.
I mean, that's not...
They can't prescribe things, right?
They would just be stealing from whatever pharmacy they work at.
Yeah.
You go to the doctor, you get a prescription for some steroids or whatever,
and, you know, they...
Oh, wrong prescription field.
Oh.
But how many times can you really...
Maybe half a time you get away with that?
I think it's more like...
I don't know.
I think it's more when you're making the pills, you could make one extra.
They make the pills?
Yeah, they press them, bro.
Press.
That's what they do there?
Yeah.
Like at the fucking CVS?
Yeah.
What?
I mean, some of them are already made.
But some of them, it comes as a powder.
And then they have this tray thing with a bunch of pill, like halves of pills.
And they pack each one in and make the pills.
But I'm sure now it's to the micro milliliter of powder.
If you're off by a little bit or too much, there's a lockdown.
and everyone's pockets are checked.
Everything was ruined from back in the day.
I'm sure back in the day,
there was just powder everywhere.
And they were crushing pills,
pocketing some, tossing them out.
Well, they don't exist as much anymore,
but there also used to be pharmacies
that would legitimately make everything there.
But those get a little shoddy
because it's not regulated
like what is in this, you know, whatever.
Did you hear about those parties back in the day
where the kids would just take anything
from their parents' medicine cabinet
and they would all throw them on a table,
crush them all,
roll them up in like toilet paper or something
and take it.
Parachute it.
Parachute, is that what it's called?
Well, when you,
if you like open a pill
and like throw a bunch of shit in toilet paper
or tissue paper and wrap it up,
that's called parachuting it.
Dude, if I...
I used to see those on the,
like they used to show us those videos,
you know, of like drug prevention videos
and that's what it would be.
It's like, I got this from my grandpa
and I got this from my Aunt Susan
and he's like
I found this on the street
and then they're like
let's take them
it's little Billy
dude if I walked
into a party
and everyone is around
just like a wooden table
with a pile of pills
crushing them
with a muddler
I'm like
what the fuck
is happening
is that a
drug prevention
exaggeration
or do you think
that's like real
I think it definitely
I think any scenario
you could come up with
has probably happened
you know what I'm saying
so to say that
a group of kids
stole pills
and threw them on a table
crushed them
and just took them
because they didn't know better
i could that probably happened i think that happened some of the some of those drug prevention
videos are a little i don't think they necessarily happen well i'm not talking about the like there
was like there was the my favorite one ever that you can find online is like the weed one
where they get high and then somebody he goes into his father's closet and gets a shotgun and goes
i'm so high and bloke kills himself i don't think that's definitely happened once that's what i'm
saying that's definitely happened once i maybe yeah you see some people panic man doesn't he say
wait am i making this up doesn't he go i'm invincible this sounds like a parody of those
on a tv show parodying it it does but it wasn't it wasn't yeah there was there was also i remember
the big one was uh with acid they were like i thought i was an orange and i peeled my skin off
and i thought i could fly and i jumped out of windows that definitely happened i've seen the
flying ones and that's definitely happened that's definitely happened that's definitely happened but
the way that they make it sound i just i i think that i think i love like old dare videos i think
they're great yeah and it really it's it's funny how like dare now a bunch of people who do drugs
just wear their merchandise what's what's that drug end uh dare drug alcohol rabies ecstasy
prevention yeah something like that something like that dare stare sir the whole the slogan
was like dare to say no to drugs or whatever honestly yeah whatever i didn't want to get
into a whole what i'm just trying to think of it something oh you're still trying something
against recreational extracurriculars yeah extra drinking always really excited about
the drug abuse resistance education boring they should have called it darf man like dare to resist
drugs and violence i think drug but it's a kind of a fire logo you know yeah they did a lot of
not so cool things i mean that's just text yeah but it's just like jackass but it's but it's like
cool like that like it's i i just i just think it's so ironic that like now you people like
like you can find like dare you people like like now you can find like dare rolling trays and stuff
and just totally did a 180.
It did not work at all.
That's going to happen.
That's because they lied so much
about the effects of so many drugs.
Yeah.
No one trusts them anymore.
And people don't trust any drug prevention because of it.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is what it is.
I still am an advocate for them just coming in,
bringing in people,
and watching and like,
let's see the drugs happen in front of us.
That'd be cool.
So you want them to bring eight people onto a stage
and they each do a drug?
Yeah, yeah, so, like, all the way from weed to the frickin' heroin.
I want to see all of it.
All right, now it's time for bath salts.
Just like a guy in a cage.
Yeah, it's just like,
in a straitjacket.
I think that would have worked on me.
Oh, totally.
You know what's funny?
Is that they also, do you remember career day in high school
where they brought people and they talked about, like,
what jobs they did?
That was, like, a drug prevention thing for me
because all of the people that they brought were total losers.
Was it a career prevention thing?
No, it was supposed to be a career enabler.
If it was career prevention, Danny really took it to heart.
You were like, I don't want any of these careers.
No, all of these careers were horrible.
What were they?
And they all prefaced it with like, yeah, so when I was in high school, I wasn't the best kid.
And it took a while to get to the path I'm on now, but now I'm very happy.
This, that, and the other.
and like that little stint
that they were talking about
made me say
oh I don't wanna
get a real job
I don't wanna do
do whatever they did
because
out of like
what was wrong with that stint
I don't know
it was just
they were
it was very sad
let's just put it that
it was just very sad
and then
it was like very sad
because they were like
this is when I was off the path
and then
and they're just describing
and then when they got
back on the path
they're just like
you know
just like
like a fry cook or something it really wasn't like aspirational speech it was like i was
headed nowhere and now i'm just okay it was really weird i promise you either way i missed so many
days of school i i wasn't there for it anyway so i can only go off what he's saying i promise you
makes no sense what he's saying almost like a choir teacher it's like well anybody who's doing
a cool job isn't gonna come and like to it but that's what a career day should be like there
was one guy there who did who was did something cool and everybody was like yeah look at this guy
um i think he was like an accountant like that was the coolest he was like an analyst for the
nfl or something like that's cool like wow sports the other people were just like you know jobs that
like aren't shitty but not aspirational it's like this guy's a garbage man man the world needs
ditch diggers no i know i know the world needs all these jobs but it's i don't know if they're
the right ones to try to inspire the youth that's what i'm saying fair enough no one grows up like
oh i want to be an insurance salesman when i grow up yeah yeah i'm sure there's one kid
no one liked that kid but that kid's rich as fuck i'm sure i don't even know why i was there i feel
like it was a very small group of people i think they were trying to i think they were trying to
set my life back on course but it really didn't work danny happened to be the only one there too
dude if some guy came in with like an inspector gadget coat and fucking two hot chicks on a
motorcycle i would have been like fuck yeah if someone came in with an inspector gadget coat
they wouldn't get through the front door uh the security was thin it was it got better it was
thin yeah wait what security is there's the one guy there's some old guy there's an old guy at
The front desk.
Yeah.
Yeah, and there was multiple entrances.
Well.
That's true, too.
Listen, I'm just saying, I could have gotten into that school with anything.
Okay, Danny.
Okay, Danny.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Maybe they should hire a security detail.
No, things have probably changed.
Oh, 100%.
Yeah.
They probably have metal detectors now.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
You think so?
Probably.
There's nothing.
Do we know anybody who goes there right now?
I don't know.
I do.
My cousin.
You should ask them.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
I think we're allowed to go back.
We're all allowed to go to the gym.
What does that mean?
The fitness center.
I don't think we could just walk in there.
Yeah, dude, alumni are allowed to go to that.
We could walk in there and go, hey, what's up, and just walk in.
There was always some old guys.
I always thought they were doing some legal work or something.
The fitness center was donated by alumni.
So all alumni of our high school are allowed to go to that.
But it's only open from after school until 5.
So like 2.30 to 5 every day.
All right.
I mean, that's not so bad.
That's something, if you live right there.
Yeah.
That's something.
Never gone.
Metal detectors.
Yeah, I'm sure it is different.
I mean, I remember when metal detectors used to...
I mean, it's sad we need metal detectors,
but metal detectors used to indicate
like the school was bad or some shit.
I was like, dude, metal detectors everywhere.
Who gives a shit?
You never know.
One kid just...
Some kid brought a knife to our middle school
to stab another one of our friends.
These things happen.
These things happen.
Unsuccessfully?
Yeah, no, no.
Did you get caught?
Yeah, I was caught.
It was like a kitchen knife.
yeah oh yeah kitchen knives are the scariest ones oh yeah because they're fucking you know why a
kitchen knife is the scariest one because there's no hiding that it's like i there's you could see
the intent intent in the device you know like not like a hidden blade or a switch blade it's just
all blade all blade that's just all beyblade man yeah i would have been fine with metal detectors
as well but it would have been annoying you know if you're running late and you're just like now i
gotta go through fucking tsa i gotta take off my shoes yeah exactly leave your shoes on pal
so i don't know it would have been annoying but i i'm i'm i'm all for it for safety no i'm pretty
sure they need clear backpacks now too now i'm thinking about it no i think in malloy i think
i think i'm alone they're doing clear backpacks maybe i'm not at our high school i'm saying i
think like i think it's changing to that too or something i'm pretty sure 95 sure
yikes that is a yikes yeah well that's not privacy here i mean what the fuck's in your bag
true what's in your bag don't worry about it that's kitchen knives
i'm sure i have a full set yeah i'm a knife salesman i went to professional professional
day what's the big kitchen knife set i don't know who's the guys who go with selling cutco
go around selling them okay did i tell you the story about here we go i tell you sorry about
the woman the elephant the fuck do you know about the elephant yeah all right so so so there was a
woman in i think it was indonesia or and and she was she was she was out on a farm or whatever
and an elephant came and trampled her to death okay
an elephant came and trampled her to death
and she later died
she was trampled her
she went to the hospital
later died in the hospital
that day she was put to rest
on her funeral pyre
shut up let me finish the story
that day she was put to rest
on her funeral pyre
and the elephant
came back
and stompled her body
and threw her all over the place
and then ran off into the night.
Damn, what did she do to that elephant?
That's what I'm saying.
So the elephant killed this woman.
They were going to bury her.
Came back to the grave.
Stomped on her.
Stomped on her.
Threw her around.
Went back into the woods.
Ran into the night.
What did you have to do to that elephant?
I don't know.
Also, did he have her smell?
Like, how did he keep track of the days?
did he have an informant
in the hospital
it's like
oh yeah she's gonna be here
at this time
they never forget
well no it's also
this is like
I mean this is like a village
in Indonesia or whatever
they uh
like her funeral was just
they put her body
on like some wood
in the middle of the
town square
like
yeah
you think it was like
Jurassic Park
like they heard the trees
ruffle
like the waters
yeah they heard the waters
and everyone was like
everyone was like
elephant
no
nobody move
dude that'd be
that'd be horrible
like imagine
if Danny got killed
by a bear
killed by a bear
hospital
died there
we're crying
funeral
we're going to bury him
and then a bear
comes back
and just rips
the bear
like scar on his face
and everything
from Danny's
heroic battle
breaks in the coffin
takes Danny
mauls him again
what would you think
had happened
and then the whole internet
just makes fun of him
forever for it
yeah
oh the memes are so good
there's one of like oprah interviewing an elephant like and why did you come back or like
dr phil uh yeah i mean i would just think that what would your first thought be there has to
be something there i think they're maybe they're kindred spirits no dude i really think i think
sometimes animals just like you know what i don't like your scent that's it yeah but now it's a dead
scent and you still don't like it i think you still smell the same i have a problem with you
if you're alive or dead, motherfucker.
Like, that's an intense spirit.
I agree with Danny.
I think they were mortal enemies
throughout lifetimes.
And they just happened to be embodied
in different creatures in general.
And this one just had the luckier draw.
He was a fucking whole-ass elephant.
And it'll happen again and again
until the end of time.
Time, time, time again.
Like, maybe one will be a shark
and one will be, like, an actor surfer.
Wow, yeah.
Maybe sometimes in their lives
they don't even meet.
But that's their drive eventually.
But there's always something a little off.
Like, they never fulfilled their purpose.
They're kind of soulmates.
I would consider that.
But what does that mean for us?
You know, like, do you feel like you have a drive to...
Murder.
To murder or to love a certain person?
Well, think about this.
Like, you know, if I'm walking on the street
and there's just this pretty-looking fucking ant.
Like, why do I have the urge to squish this bitch?
And then I did.
Oh, so you're saying it could have already happened.
Yeah, what if I already fulfilled my purpose,
now I'm just floating around?
Oh, interesting.
And also, maybe your first lifetime
was like you were an ant.
Yeah, maybe I was squished.
So maybe nothing really happened,
and so now you're in a human body,
and you're like, oh.
I could crush as many ants as I want.
I'm kind of writing this story now.
What if that was, like, we all knew that, right?
We all knew that there was one person
that your life purpose is to murder.
Like, that's, like, we all knew it.
That was guaranteed,
and if it happened, you fulfilled it.
That'd be it.
What does the fulfillment do?
That's a good question.
I didn't think that far into my scenario.
You were just like, you fulfilled it.
You fulfilled it.
Congratulations.
Whatever is in the briefcase, the gold light.
I picture that's like when you're around the person,
you feel something.
Like spider sense?
Yeah, like it's like Hancock.
And you just start freaking stabbing everybody?
Not that you get weaker, but you feel something.
You're like, oh my God, somebody's here.
Somebody's here.
It's somebody here.
Oh.
How would you know, though?
I think you have to smell.
You have to, like an elephant.
It's the smelling people.
It's like the one of you.
I don't know.
It's you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You never know.
But point is, yeah, that's a little weird.
Yeah.
I don't know.
JT, what do you think?
JT was looking at us like these two are freaking the dumbest people.
I don't know.
I just feel bad for her.
Oh, I mean, that's fair.
poor indonesian woman from village and the whole internet's just making fun of her death
i just feel bad i'm like i'm a little surprised that everyone is just so cool with like making
fun of her oh it's like kind of tragic no i mean it's definitely it's definitely tragic but we're
really we're really we're not making fun of her we're making fun of the circumstance around her
death definitely making fun of her but but the the it's like i mean i can barely keep myself
But if this was like
a same scenario
but it was in America
and it was a bear
and it was like
a 10 year old girl
like does that
change anything?
Yes.
Because it's an American?
No, no.
It's when you bring it to kids.
When you bring kids anywhere
it gets a little rough.
Kids get a soft spot
in everybody's little bellies.
But that's kind of
what I'm saying.
Like why does it change?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just feel bad.
I think Danny would get
made fun of in my bear scenario
if Danny was murdered
by a bear
and then it came back
and murdered him again.
You think so?
I think Daniel gave me fun.
I think you're giving the internet too much credit.
Well, that's also like, now that means that the bear broke into a funeral home.
This is not like in the middle of a village.
It broke into a funeral home, just went to the coffin, and went, fuck you.
No, I'm saying, that would be even worse.
I was talking about more in the burial.
Like, we're at least outside in the cemetery, you know?
Is that where it happens?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was thinking more of that.
It broke into a graveyard?
Yeah, at least we're in the open.
If it opens-
Oh, so for some reason, the bear's in New York City?
Yeah, well, it got loose from the zoo.
that's that's that's an even different i'm saying now it can be an elephant if it got
that's true too i'm saying it'd be different if the bear broke into a fruiter home yes that's a
little intense it's also one of those stories that just seems so i bet a bunch i bet a lot
of people think it's fake because it seems so like like when have you ever heard of a thing
like this yeah but like that's and i mean i read it on like you know fucking i don't know like
fucking like a meme page like i didn't verify any of these sources i don't know if this is a real
story yeah and it's also i mean how many fucking elephants deaths even happen a year like two a lot
no a lot a lot of elephant a lot well how many hippo deaths do you think happen a year that's
like the most that's the most that's what i'm saying and i'm saying elephants aren't i don't
think it's anywhere near as high all right what do you think i would say probably two you think
I know you're dead wrong.
I think at least 10.
How many elephants have that happened per year?
The fact that...
Okay, so this is giving me battle stats.
Because it says more than 500 people have died
and over 100 elephants have died also every year
conflicting with each other.
So it's like they go to battle every year.
500 people and 100 elephants die.
What?
Who took the elephants across?
Hannibal?
No, that's not his name.
Hannibal.
What are you talking about?
I'm saying every year, in just conflict between elephant and humans,
more than 500 people die a year, and more than 100 elephants die every year.
Elephants are winning?
Yes.
How?
Because they're huge.
And think about where elephants are.
You said the villages.
What do they have?
If a rampant elephant comes and kills...
No, I'll tell you that.
That simply can't be right, because ivory, poachers.
We're killing more than 100 a year.
They were saying in conflict...
It was Hannibal, by the way.
Really?
100,000 men and 37 elephants.
He took it across the Alps and battled the Roman Republic.
Only 37?
I don't know.
How many elephants do you need?
For 100,000 men?
How many elephants can you get?
That's a good point.
My point is more than two, and more than 100, and more than 400, and more than 500.
I don't believe it.
So you're essentially saying that the net is 450 dead people a year.
What do you mean net?
What does net mean?
Because you said 500 people and 50 elephants?
100 elephants.
A hundred of them.
A hundred of them.
So the net is 400 people.
So the nets have a...
I mean, what is this net?
You're saying the elephants have a 4.0 KD.
Yeah, they have a 400 people KD.
Honestly, I think that we should include them in circuses again.
Because that's too many people.
That wasn't because we were killing them.
That was because of the cruelty.
Yeah, and I'm saying if they're killing us,
we're going to make them do a twirl or stand on one leg.
You kill four of us for every one of you?
We're making you dance.
Listen, I know how bad that the animal conserved, you know, whatever.
The animal.
Yeah, way to ice skate that one.
What is it called?
The animal.
Yeah, I know how bad they were treated in the circus,
but I was, as a child, an avid viewer of the circus.
I went every year.
And elephant tricks are cool as fuck.
They are.
What do they do?
They actually bounce on balls.
They bounce on balls.
They stand on one leg.
It's fucking insane.
Yeah, they go on those balls.
How the fuck is that possible?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's fucking insane.
Do you know elephant can smell for like miles
and hear for more than that?
This is really starting to add up with the woman.
Do you know that?
Oh, yeah.
This makes a lot of sense.
They can read seismic activity for like 10 miles.
Wow.
I don't even...
What does that mean?
That sounds so fucking upsetting.
I always thought this.
Imagine we had a dog's nose.
You know how dogs can smell everything?
I wouldn't be able to sit next to you.
It's like rude.
But no, it feels like it'd be so overwhelming.
You know, dude, you know, I can just smelling things from all over the place.
If we had an eagle's eye from the top of the Empire State Building, we can see an ant.
That's crazy.
I don't get how that works.
What does that mean?
What's the question?
If you can, because again, it's like they're like a mile in the sky and they can they're
looking for fucking rats.
Yeah, they can see rats and pinpoint and like do the angles and shit and fly to where he's
going.
Yeah.
Snatch him.
And what you said, the ant from the top of the Empire Stable, isn't that kind of the same as the nose thing?
That just seems like even too much information to process.
If I can see that well, I am seeing every speck, everything.
Yeah, we would need a different brain probably.
Do they have tunnel vision?
Can they only focus on one thing?
Well, birds fly into shit all the time.
I don't think there's just more of those.
Windows are clear, right?
I don't think they could see anything.
I don't think eagles fly into windows all the time.
Well, I don't think, no, it's not like one every eagle flies into a window.
So I'm saying, I'm sure they're looking for a mouse
and accidentally hit a branch.
That is crazy.
From the top of the Empire State Building.
How tall is the Empire State Building?
Like 1,100 feet or something?
I like how he said all that,
knowing exactly how tall it was.
No, I really don't.
And then an ant.
Tiny.
1,100 feet doesn't sound right.
It's something like that.
Is it 1,100 feet?
That's 110 stories.
All I know is the Freedom Tower is 1,776.
That's all I know.
That's a good fact.
That's 1,776 feet.
Yes.
Good year.
That is true.
um i wouldn't want those eyes i'd take half that or maybe one eye that'd be cool if like if i could
cover this i could turn it on and off i would take it and that's cheating you need one always
i would like i would have it but always wear an eye patch and then if i need to see something i'd
like flop it over or maybe it's because of our senses like what does a dog see don't they see
black and white yeah that's what they said maybe maybe they'd be like oh my god how can these guys
see so much you know i don't even think they're they're black and white though i think they can
I think they're just colorblind partially.
I think they can see blue.
How do we know this?
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
How do we figure that out?
You can train them.
If you train them, like, because they know words, right?
You say, get the blue toy, get the red toy, get the yellow toy.
Maybe they can't distinguish between the red and the yellow toy.
They just pick one of them.
What am I looking at?
That's a dog vision.
How do they know this?
This is so detailed.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
But you see how, like, the blue kind of sticks out more.
I've heard that, I don't know.
They probably look at the corneal cones or whatever.
Or they just hook it up to some machine or some shit.
That's probably more it.
They can probably look at their eyes under a microscope and see, yeah, they're like.
True.
It's like they have 16 cones.
That many cones can only see like this or some shit.
Have you seen the guy on TikTok who has the German Shepherd who is like a super well-trained attack dog?
He doesn't even use regular words to train him because he doesn't want to say them by accident.
he uses like
German words
like
and it's like
these like very
like
they are regular words
to him
no he's not German
he speaks English
oh he's not
but it's because of
like the syllables
like they're very
distinct for the dog
to hear
like it's like
and the dog's like
what's the problem
immediately stops
it's fucking crazy
well I mean
that is the dog's
native language
German
it is a German
it is a German
that is true
like a French poodle
I bet you better
off-chain in French. I never even thought about that.
Dude, you ever hear that?
I've heard a story of
some person
saving a dog from the shelter or something,
and they brought it back. I don't know.
He's not listening to a single thing at all.
And the pound owner or whatever
is like, oh no, it's a Spanish dog.
It only understands Spanish.
I forgot that can happen too.
You can train your dog in a different language.
I was like, I didn't even think of that.
Dude, but not only that, I'm telling you, dogs understand
so much more English than we
than we think.
Oh, here we go.
Dude, they do.
Yo, I can tell my dog,
yo, Dexter,
go get me your,
this is Danny
just giving blowjobs out,
I think.
He's just saying,
oh, while JT's talking,
I'm going to give out
free blowjobs
just so you all know.
He's a dog blower.
He's a dog blower.
Dude, I can tell my dog,
all right,
I need to give these guys
a second to calm down.
All right, go,
go, go, sorry.
I can tell my dog,
Dexter, go get me your bowl.
We'll run over to the kitchen,
pick up his bowl,
bring it back to me.
I didn't teach him that.
I never taught him, this is your bowl.
I'm telling you, they pick up things.
They're as smart, they say, as a two-year-old.
A two-year-old understands some level of English.
A two-year-old, yeah, it could say mom and dad.
I'll tell you, I'm like, oh, go get this.
Go over there.
He also understands pointing very well.
Point at something, he knows them.
Yeah, we want you to do something with whatever's at the end of my finger.
Something in that direction.
Do you think they're saying things with barks?
barks? Do you think they...
Each bark is distinct.
Can dogs understand each other
in barks?
I think it's more like their tone.
Yeah, it's like...
This is an angry bark. This is a happy bark.
Yeah, I think it's a very...
It's like Groot. Yeah, very tight spectrum.
It's like, okay, this is either it wants to
attack me or it's okay with me sniffing its ass.
I think it's like... And there's a little bit in between
there. Yeah. You don't think they're like,
hey, how's it going, Tim? I mean, we're kind of
like that, too. What's the difference between
our tones like it's like i could be we have words you could yeah but you could tell if i yeah but
but i could also say like jj i fucking love you you know it doesn't matter what are the words
matter it's the tones yeah you could be like hey fuck you man yeah it's like like fuck you man you
know you know i really think you're just a worthless piece like you know it's like yeah
oh yeah it's like you know that sentence where it's like depending on which emphasis you put
the word on it changes the meaning it's like like danny is i didn't fuck your mom like i didn't
I didn't fuck your mom
I didn't fuck your mom
I didn't fuck your mom
I didn't fuck your mom
I didn't fuck your mom
I didn't fuck your mom
that means you fucked his dad
or sister I guess
or brother
or his dog
or dog
are we done here
yeah I think we're done here
alright JT tell them where to find you
let's get out of here
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