Picky Boys Podcast - Blackjack...Naughty or NIce Style!! - Picky Boys Podcast #404

Episode Date: December 21, 2025

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welcome back to the picky boys podcast what's up everybody oh everybody everybody so that's you too what's up jason everybody love that yeah yeah love that rock your body yeah yeah i love that is that how you rock your body yeah i usually i usually do a little more oh up and down up and down he gets vertical i've seen it you get vertical oh you're throwing it back in the chair i'm throwing it be careful i don't know if that chair can handle all that throwing back i know it's true i've had broke multiple chairs already so you admit you have so you admit you you're the one that breaks the chairs well i've broken one truly and then i was blamed for one but i'll take the blame because no i'm not going to convince anyone otherwise

so i might as well just incur i respect that so you broke it i didn't i didn't you go but i didn't i thought the whole point is you're about to fall on the sword i sat on i i i I almost fell on my own sword because the chair was all the way over there. You had a sword? The chair was over there. It was during a Thursday Night Football stream. Well, it was beforehand. And it was already broken.

I sat down, immediately collapsed. So I'm confused. That whole bit was like, oh, you just said you're going to admit you broke the chair. And then you said, I'm going to admit that I break the chair. We said, did you break it? You went, no, and now you're defending it. I said, I'm not going to admit it, but I'm just going to incur it because everybody thinks it anyway. Which is a little bit, you know, I don't know.

It has nothing. It has nothing. We talk about it on the stream. Oh, who broke the chair? Oh, maybe the plump boy of the podcast. Is that what? Oh, a 180-pound guy can't break a chair? It has nothing to do with nothing.

Our point is a 180-pound guy can break a chair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they sit the way you do. If they did cannonballs into the seats, which is what you do. It has nothing to do about your size or anyone's size. It's the way you sit. Yeah, you plop. Yeah, Danny, Danny, Danny, it's not coming.

I mean, I'm a plopper, 100%. It's not coming at him. All I'm saying is Danny, like, you know how someone sits, when they sit down, they go maybe 97% of the way down. Their butt touches the seat. They release their body weight. Danny will only go down about 80% and then release at the 20 and go, that breaks chairs. If Jason did that, he'd break a couple chairs. How much do you squat?

Wait, what? How much do you squat? max ever or right now i'm pretty weak right now probably like 255 he'd be a plopper too if he was me he'd be a plopper too if he was me you're saying you're squatting i'm squatting every time if i were to sit correctly i'd be squatting every time either way the point is the point is i've broken my fair share of chairs admittedly and i know when i sit on a chair whether it's broken or good and i broke it right also i i want i want to double on his point the point actually is it's not about anyone's size it's about how you sit i want that to be said so he's he he's saying that

if we were his size we'd be plopping too i just don't think that's true you'd be a plopper i don't think that you'd be a plopper well it's naughty or nice time again by the way this is the last naughty or nice podcast of the year but not the last naughty or nice not the last naughty or nice this wednesday coming up christmas eve december 24th is our naughty or nice extravaganza yep we've done three of them two of them i think it's two we've done two or three of them maybe i'll link those down below just for now just just just we'll go watch them give a link it's amazing they're they're fun i get to torture my friends and myself every year it's maybe my most looked forward to video every year it's the most also like densely packed with so many different things

out of any videos we do it hurts it hurts we laugh we cry oh i gotta get us little elf costumes jt true and you're obviously i got the santa yeah you're oh you do have the santa well i mean from oh yeah i think we're yeah i think yeah i did see this like a sexy sleeveless santa i might buy oh you could we could get you a sexy sleeveless santa yeah that's fine no i agree i think we you get danny a sexy santa so that being said you know in the big naughty or nice video you never know which box you're gonna open it could be bad could be good usually bad yeah today on naughty or nice the podcast version we are playing for this saint patrick's day no not saint patrick's day this is a four four leaf clover and it will act as an idol of sorts if you win this

in today's naughty or nice game during the video naughty or nice you will be able to give anything you're given away to a different person so if you pick a package with a bad thing you'll be able to use this and give it to someone of your choice so this idol affects the video coming out later yes got it this idol affects wednesdays i'm gonna take this off because it's too noisy noisy but this idol affects everything because there are some pretty bad ones this year pretty bad jesus christ antonio there's some pretty bad ones this year you're gonna want it i want it you want it i want it yeah but we all know who's gonna win it who's gonna win it it's me i don't know man this is what i'm playing today's game is very simple it's our it's our form of

blackjack we've got gigantic cards here those are very big did you shuffle them i did shuffle them this is a different form of blackjack i want to cut it's a different form form of blackjack antonio you shuffle them while i while i explain can we rename it like maybe it's danny's bj game i love danny's bj game it's not blackjack it's danny's bj game yeah danny's that one's already copyright copyrighted unfortunately that makes sense that makes sense only fans not gonna only Antonio's going to shuffle while I explain basically we are all trying to get

as close to 21 as possible without going over there are no 10s in the deck a typical blackjack relies on 10s there are no 10s in the deck and we all have to decide if we are going to hit

before we see a card so there's no there's no like a position advantage typically in a blackjack if I were to go let's say first and i busted antonio knows he's safe and so he would not hit if you busted so we're all gonna choose each round whether to hit or not and then we will reveal and we don't come to a single decision like i could say hit he could say stand you could say yeah of course but it all happens before we reveal the card okay so the closest 21 without going over wins the other two take a punishment naughty as many numbers away you are from 21

if you are the other two holy you will have to take over or under you could be under oh even under yeah i mean if you choose to play with an 18 and someone gets a 19 you're out three away that why that math takes so long and also you did your danny thinking face for three That would be, it's also my, nevermind. No, I'll get, yeah. His O face. So however many points, the numbers of where you are from 21, you will have to take shots. Of?

And just like a real casino, if you win, you're the winner. And if you lose. You're the loser. You incur debt and a smoker's cough. Got it. Smoker's cough. This smoker's cough, which means a shot of Jaeger with mayonnaise in it. I bought the good mayonnaise, Hellman's.

I see that. Not sponsored. It's not light, though. It's real mayonnaise. I like the light mayonnaise. Well, it's 100 calories per teaspoon. Yeah, the other one's like 30. Per tablespoon.

That's better. So if you take two shots, you probably get 100 calories worth of mayonnaise. Wait, we're doing, there's a tablespoon in each shot? That's not possible. No, half a tablespoon in each shot. Either way. So that is what happens if you are the loser. You have to take as many shots you are away from 21.

If you're the winner, you get this. And you can use it in the upcoming Wednesday's Naughty or Nice video. So we're playing blackjack however far you are away from 21. And if you lost, you take that many shots. Yes. Got it. There are aces in the deck. Cut it.

Aces count as a 1 or an 11. I guess we'll have to. I mean, it would be funny if Jason popped up card graphics. He's not doing that. but i'll do it all right we'll announce our cards too to make it a yeah we'll show we got the big we have the big boy cards do you think old people play with these because they can't see the number no they're very unwieldy very hard to shuffle okay all right oh all right face down face down i'll give you both and then we'll show you know and then we'll and then we'll do it so this is

really danny's bj game it's not blackjack at all yeah this isn't so we're not really making the decision to hit or not hit here no we are we look and then we look and then we'll do it he just didn't want to do one at a time i don't know it was a weird way to do it okay sorry so i have seven and three i have ten total right now i've got nine four and five four and five i have two or four yeah two two two cards all right so your decision now we all have to make is if you're gonna hit or not i think this is a pretty easy round i'm going to hit i would have doubled here No doubling allowed. What's the dealer showing?

No doubling allowed. What's the dealer showing? This is not really Blackjack. Remember, it's Danny's BJ game. Oh, now it is. Got it. Okay, so I have a seven and a three. I'm going to hit.

Okay, don't look. I won't look. Hit me. And I'll hit two. Okay. You can go first. Antonio has 10 right now. Right now I have 10.

And now I have 16. 16. Not a good number. jts4 right now what did you get i have what is it a five so you have a nine right that's good i have nine right now and i got a four so i have a 14 nope very nice try i have a 13 you didn't put your thinking face on and i think that's why you messed it up you tried to freestyle that all right so right now 13 16 and nine nine uh we do we go again hit or stand tonio you could both bust here you can bust all over this table we could both bust yes

this is bad you're you're in a very bad position i'm trying to think let me just remind you you're five away from 21 right now no i am if you stay here either of us beat you we're stopping we're not hitting anymore i know but i'm seeing fives on the table i'm seeing i'm counting cards oh he's counting cards and i i don't have a chance really i need a i need a five or lower there's two fives out and two fours i'm hitting though i i gotta hit i think because i'll take a 22 exactly yeah i'll take 22 if you lose with this you'll take five yeah yeah i'll take a 22 yeah it's gonna to be bad all right that's a hit you're hitting obviously with a nine and with the 13 i'm hitting as well yeah you could bust so you need i have a better chance you need an eight

or lower yes an eight would be great an eight would be and it would be terrible for business all right here we go i guess you go first because okay yeah so you have nine right now i have nine now i have 13 that's a four i needed 13 all right should have sat in this seat today you're right i have 13 oh god i got a nine which means i have busted and i have a 22 but as far as this game goes it's pretty okay because no matter what i'm taking one smoker's call one smoker's call that That is – honestly, I would maybe take that. I know, but I'm very upset I can't win this because I know what's happening, and I really want it. Oh, that nine is – I'm worried about what I have now.

You took a four. So you have a 16. I have a 16. So you need a five or below. I have a 16. Question. Are there aces in here? There are aces.

One or 11. There are one or 11 in this? One or 11. I have a 16, so I need a five or less because we're trying to get to 21. Yes. six oh bust down bust down bitch i have one immunity jt has won an immunity antonio and i are both sitting at 22 which means we only take one smokers cough shot each that's a fine way to lose that's just so you realize that real i mean you're not gonna hit on that like a 21 or

a 19 or an 18 probably so the max amount you could have taken was probably like in the six or seven range which is very upsetting very upsetting what did you have here uh what i end with uh 13 damn so i wouldn't have hit you would have had 14 i would have i did you you so i would have had i would have 20 oh yeah i mean we can't let him win if you didn't hit i would have i'll be honest i will take this shot just so you have it because me and you are good he can't have a wow he can't have immunity and wow oh antonio's trying to be a fucking he's trying to be a nice guy what was that what was that first word antonio's trying to be a nice guy right now and he's trying to make it so that you use your idol and give it to me instead that is i can see

right through it he's trying to do that this is a political game congratulations on your idol jt now he's sucking up to me congratulations danny bj games congratulations you're telling me that we didn't we wouldn't have the day before whoever had that been like well we got to use on the guy who's trying to fuck us. Well, and also, he cannot have this because he knows exactly when to use it. He knows all the punishments. It's going to him either way.

Yes, yes it is. Right. All right. Well, you had to win this game. Check back in with us on Wednesday, December 24th at 2 p.m. to see how JT uses his idol. And Antonio, it's time to get naughty. That was so fun, by the way.

I love Danny's BJ game. Yeah. We should make that like a drinking game. Honestly, why don't we do Danny's BJ game every night? Just in case you wanted to be a good guy. You only have one? Yeah, there's one. You both busted with 22?

Yeah. Worst thing to bust with, by the way. True, but also, in this scenario, best thing to bust with. Well, there's... Oh, in this scenario. Got it. I mean, we would have either had to... The best case scenario for either of us would be 20 or 22.

Yeah. And we both got 22. miraculously well the best case scenario is 21 but well i'm saying losing case scenario the best is 22 or 20 no what'd you get what did i end with 13 he ended with 13 he would have hit again 13 i start out with two twos what a good guy who do he's a ballerina it's disgusting jason you want one fuck no not right thank you by the way they call it a smoker's cough a little etymology for you they call it a smoker's cough because it resembles um a phlegmy substance that a smoker would uh you know regurgitate it's black much like smoke tar

and it tastes like ass i honestly thought it looked like a cancerous lung that's why wow can you pop that up yeah can we get a let's pop that up i don't even know you can't see it Do you want me to take a picture of it? Yeah, take a picture of it. Ew. Ew. Let's get a widescreen photo. Let's get a 4K pic of that.

Oh, a widescreen photo. No, it's a... I mean, who cares if you'd make a 180 in the black sides, but sure. Danny, smile. It's not going to be 180, but maybe... Take a vertical one, too. You know what? Now I'm not doing it.

Let's do both. Now I'm not doing it. Here you go, Jason. Oh, God. Those funny pictures of Danny. Okay. Pop that up, Jason. Why don't you?

Man, it's real squiggly. Can you go, please? Because I feel like it's like curdling somehow. Curdling? Bro, it's mayo. Yeah, I know. It's pre-curdled. Is this the farty one?

Yeah. That's a good... I got mayo on it. That's a good what? You disgusting human. I wouldn't know. Immunity. Are you going to say puss?

No. What? So what wouldn't you know about? I was going to say... I knew he was going to say puss. come on what are you martin no don't start doing that well it looks like it looks like what you used to eat in college but raw it looks like ramen it does look like ramen oh my god it does look like it's like ramen and soy sauce yeah that's what it is okay it's ramen and sauce i

don't even like that it's ramen and soy sauce i wouldn't like a whole show dude we gotta go get ramen oh my god we really do we gotta go on a ramen date we really do all right all right cheers Cheers, JT. I know we're using it on Danny, but I'll pretend and be like, please. I'm setting JT up to do something very funny. See, I don't want to do it first because every time I do it first, Antonio just weasels his way out of it. I can't weasel my way out of Danny's BJ games. All right, fine.

I'll do it first then. I mean, that's fine. One at a time. Sorry. That was great. Involuntary. Involuntary, bro. That was...

Oh, there it is. i'll double or nothing you one hit one more hand holy shit oh he's a gambler i'll double or nothing you real quick what time is it shuffle this a little bit yeah so what what are you guys doing you guys are gonna do one more hand and then if you lose you have to take two yeah i'll just take it i'll just play for another hand you don't play for another hand no i think if you lose you get two if i win and I get nothing. Oh, I already did it.

Yeah, you already did it. All right. You're right. I'll do that. I'll do that. If I win, I get nothing. If he wins, he gets nothing. Take it and play for another hand.

Okay, how about this? If you lose, you take two, and if I win, then I already took mine, so I get nothing, and you don't have to take it. Wait, no. Well, that's what it would be,

but I want you to also have a chance to take another. All right, well, then you have to take this one. Fuck. All right. All right. All right.

oh yeah there it is you still want to play count me up dealer all right all right jason we need some more card pop-ups only two of the only two of this time dude we've done this before for videos or streams or whatever and that i'm i'm not even kidding that might be the worst shot hey jt you want to play i i have to drive remember i'm doing an errand yeah jts go to staples oh jesus christ how much did he give you for it enough enough to make it worth my while all right i bet you could have got more out of them that's fine i promise oh my god whoa what do you have i have a seven and an ace i have 18 i have an 89 i have 17

wait but this could be bad for you this could be very bad if you don't hit this round it's just over and if i if i get you know less than less than a four so you have 17 i have 18 because of my ace but you could hit with me because you have a one oh it makes oh what are you gonna do i mean i i have to hit yeah because or else you you can just not so you're gonna hit yeah i am all right so i'll hit too oh that's the worst case scenario okay fair enough i would i would not hit on yours no you're not thinking you're not thinking right all right uh so here's one for you and one for you because once you stand you can't hit again yeah but if you just bust you just win i win any i win anyway brother now i have a chance just no if you if you get a

higher card than him you could be further away from 21 isn't that but if he busts no if he busts he loses i win that's how you won with a 13 oh yeah true you're not using your brain bro i forgot about an ace you're not using your brain brother one yeah no you definitely hit you're right thank you you go first all right i'll go first dude imagine i just get a 321 right now antonio either has an 8 or an 18. I have an 8 or an 18 because the ace can be used as a 1 or 11. I don't like the ace of spades either. It's my best card.

9. Very interesting. So I'm going to say 17. 17 now I have. Because this is used as a 1 now. So this is 10. 17. Danny's looking for an ace, 2, 3, or 4. Ace!

Now he's ahead of you. Now he's ahead of you. Now I have an 18. I have an 18. Antonio has a 17. Oh, how the turntables. The turntables. The turntables.

You know what? I like this. I like this better because if I didn't hit, we would have tied. What are we doing? Stand. Maybe. Stand. I'm hitting.

He has to hit. Face down, please. He has to hit. Face down, please. Face down. So I have a 17. You have a 17. So you're looking for an ace or four below.

Four below. Ace, two, three, or four. And what do you have? I have an 18 right now. That is a crazy poll, bro. So I have 17. We're trying to get to 21 or lower. That's not good.

That's a seven. Oh! Oh! Alrighty, brother. So I'm three above. Yes. well good thing we were only playing for one shot like we said i knew you were gonna do this no i'll take three he's gonna take three he's gonna take three risky game to play honestly

i'll take three i'm gonna throw it throughout the rest of this that's fair we took up enough i'll do one right now and i'll take the other the rest because we need a jason question because what's he doing here uh yeah no antonio you gotta take three uh it's very unfortunate for you you ever triple or nothing though because now we're gambling okay now it'll be too long it's too long it's too long it's too long i will say we should just do a video like that though yeah i love this this is so much it is fun write in the comments if you want us to do a video maybe we'll do it on youtube maybe we'll do it on patreon who knows all right jason wait i will say uh antonio is gonna do it throughout the podcast because we've already seen enough of you gagging on your

instagram true his gagstagram his gag that's what it is at this point my gagstagram and if for anybody who doesn't know first of all check out antonio's instagram oh wow aunt prisco on instagram uh he's been taking a shot of malort by my hand every single day in december because of the first down to your nice because the first out of your nice and guess what maybe in january one of us will have to take a shot of something every day doritos oh god what What's January themed? Just a new year. New year starting off the year right.

That's a hint for something that might be on Wednesday. Yeah, so I think the series itself, which is why I think you guys should definitely do something like this, has gotten over like 1.5 million views combined. Holy shit. Of all the days. Look at you. So I think you guys should definitely do something like that because that's fire.

Well, I mean, like I just said, you guys is a word. well if i get it and i have to do something else for another 30 days i will jump off the closest bridge i can find and in fact gt is holding an idol there that's true jt gets it he's gonna pick somebody to do it and i don't think it's gonna be you again no and also watching danny take a shot of doritos malort uh doritos malort uh doritos vodka every day i didn't even say it was gonna be doritos i could be it could be sambuca i don't care watching danny take a shot of something he doesn't like but like my head goes to i'll give you you know what exclusive this is an exclusive wednesday's video i'm gonna reveal what one of the packages is holy it is

like but like i just said start the new year right that's what it's called and it means one of us is going to have to take a shot of something or a bite of something every single day on instagram during january a bite of something potentially well there's three different options oh give us choices so you get it and then you also have to choose for which one you'll take over the course of january if you draw that package of course which now jt can give that away to somebody yeah maybe maybe i want to take it i wouldn't mind 1.5 million views here's one yummy i still want to drink alcohol 30 days you can get it all in your mouth yep I didn't get it all in my mouth?

You spilled a little bit. Did I? A great sweater. Suckmyass.com Suck my ass. That is not the link. That is not the link. Actually, don't go to that link.

That is not the link. Sorry. Don't go to that link. Pickyboys.com or extrapicky.com if you're a patron. Oh, my God. We're having a lot of fun today. Jason. Do you want to talk about...

Was there a question you were asking me? We can talk about... Oh, yes. There was a question. Over the weekend, you saw somebody eat a $20 bill. I did. Whole. Stripper?

It was JT's brother. I didn't know he strips. I hardly know him. Oh, brother, hardly know. Okay, whatever. Either way. Don't scrap that from the five minutes. So he ate a $20 bill.

That begs the question, if you shit out. Okay, okay. There's two different questions here. first question i'm waiting for one question the first the first question is how much let's say they made thousand dollar bills five hundred dollar bills how much money would you need to accidentally eat in order to look through your shit and and pull it out we were so close to not doing pee pee poo poo well we're doing people we're doing poo poo question there's also there's a poo poo question on top of that how much money if you ate a five hundred dollar bill

would you sift it out of your poop yeah if you ate a 100 bill would you sift it out of your poop yeah 20 bucks 20 bucks yeah but that's it five uh 10 bucks 19 bro if i'll be honest first of all i'm not doing multiple bills what am i eating unless there's a 19 bill sure if i look down and it's there dude i've i've touched way worse yeah you had little brothers right yeah bro dude i've watched my brother's shit on the floor okay did you touch it well i had to clean it up if there's if there's a 20 bill in there what am i what am i saying oh no yeah i'm grabbing it then this question led to another drunk question which wait okay wait why did he eat a 20 dollar bill i don't think jason knows no i i don't know why he did it but

I know... I don't know. Somebody handed him a $20 bill to go play the lotto thing at the bar, and Jack... Oh, fuck. You can say his name out loud. They know his name.

JT's brother just took the $20 bill, put it in his mouth, and just started chewing it. He said, that's lotto. So there's not really a reason. No reason. There is no reason. Honestly, what's the difference

between him putting in the lotto and eating it, same amount of use? He might get it back if you eat it. Yeah, he might get it back if you eat it. Maybe that's his reasoning. The secondary question is, if you shit... a dime every time you shit would you sift them out it's a way better question let's say it was

a quarter and exponentially how how much do you it becomes two quarters how much do you need to shit out every single day in order to sift through and collect that money bro if it doubles every day i'm pooping quarters by day 30 no no no no sorry sorry he turned it into the double every day no I'm just saying, like, how much money per shit would you need to do to sift through? Let's say it was a nickel. A nickel. Would you sift through your shit, every shit, for a nickel? Can we say poop?

Sorry. Would you sift through your poop every day for a nickel? This is a remnant of Danny's cannon explosion that just fell. Oh, my God, it's all over the ceiling still. There's a big cocoon up there. That's a hole. I would definitely so if I have to sift through it

by hand it's a different answer if I'm allowed to set up a system an auto-washing auto-straining a straining auto-washing system this guy's trying to do an XP form you have to sift through

would you do it for a nickel you see I'm glad no one said yes to this because if you were to do it for a nickel then why aren't you putting your cans in to the recycling thing because that's a that's worth a nickel

and nobody does that yeah but then I'd have to drive and I'd have to go somewhere at least I look down and I'm like it's right there you'd have to sift through your poop

you almost thank you appreciate that um what if you ate a 20 what if you ate a 20 like Jack and then you're like

I gotta get that back and then you look through and it was a 50 and you go oh hmm you'd have to eat another 20 right to check

damn do I have a do I have a do I have some kind of system in here superpower so your brother ate a 20 8 of 20 confirmed yeah now imagine if he pooped out of 50 would we have to keep feeding him 20s or do we just think he ate a 50 we'd have to try once i have to eat probably 10 or 20 20s after that to check 10 oh yeah well that's that's what i would

do first i would eat 120 see if it was a 50 again and then i would eat two individual 20 dollar bills and see if i get 100 what yeah no up the up the up the mark the mark of the bill right oh okay okay okay one per time one per bowel this is then you have to eat 100 and then see is there gonna be a new bill so this is contingent on if you eat the 20 the first time and a 50 comes out yeah and then you eat a 20 again and a 50 comes out poop so it's confirmed that that happens yeah then you would eat two 20s and see if a hundred comes no no no well that and we would eat a 50 Like, does it only work on $20 bills or is it any denomination of bill? Like, it just ups it.

You'd have to eat a lot of paper. Yeah, a lot of paper. And we'd have to test this. Yeah. And also, now, if that happens, I'm eating a lot of toys. I mean, you can definitely get a bill into, like, a pill-sized shape. No, you can't cheat. Like a horse pill.

No, no, you can't cheat. I would hope that. Oh, you have to eat it. I don't think JT's brother ate it just, like, flat. Like, you crumpled it for sure. Yeah, like, I'm not saying he's a vending machine, but what I'm saying is a pill definitely doesn't count. I hope your magical bowels It was like

Oh no I don't feel the bill I feel the plastic You get two plastics now Not two bills No I'm not saying Put it in a pill I'm just saying It's what you said

I'm just saying Bend it and fold it Until it's a pill shaped Which would require More sifting Through the poop But listen Thank you

At this point If I'm a money making machine I'm gonna sift through the poop You could also cut it And then eat it There's no way You could do that No because

Then it'll come out As pieces of 50 Well then you go to the bank And you exchange it Oh, that's way too much work. Just poop a whole bill. This poor bank teller. What the hell is this?

It's just two halves of a $50 bill that are covered in poop. I thought if this is your job, it is my legal right, sir. I'm not saying where I got it. Also, I thought if you cut a bill directly down the center, can't you not get it back? It needs to be 50 plus percent of each half. You need 51% of the bill. I think if you have both sides. But what if I have two sides of two different bills?

oh well then they'll know from the number exactly so does that work though no oh so what they take out a fucking millimeter stick and they go they go is this 51 or 50 well i don't know kind of that's what i've been told i'm sure they wait or something i've been told to i felt a snake come down yeah it's it's a snake in there it's one long continuous string of mayo like a snake of mayo yeah this see i messed up here really would have liked mayo light now yeah yeah once you committed to doing four basically yeah you did 200 calories of mayonnaise yeah it's a nightmare well and then the jaeger because this thing is just drinking piss by the way do you say mayonnaise or mayonnaise i just say mayo i don't think i've ever said the

full thing ever in my life but you won't say it mayonnaise mayonnaise may uh see i say mayonnaise mayonnaise so you do like kind of main you do two syllables and he does three you do mayonnaise i'm doing like it's a's for a man yeah but this guy's like what you just said yeah to that you know a's for a man man a's man a's oh man a's yeah a's for a man man a's he said yes so fast i'm like oh i didn't understand he said yeah so fast i went we ran into this problem uh when we were on like a boat somewhere i forgot where it was i think it was in italy we were on a boat and we asked i was like oh can i get some mayonnaise for this and the guy was like oh i don't know what you say mayonnaise what is

mayonnaise and then and then we finally got it through to him you know white creamy and he was like oh mayonnaise as if that's that much different like could you not understand what i was talking about when i'm saying mayonnaise versus mayonnaise honestly dude it's pretty different if if english isn't your first language bro it is like think about like bro that's like two different words basically bro it's if i if i said it's a different if i said hey can i order the chicken or the chick con i could put it together no no it's like ordering the the chicken or the chick on a like that's so it's universal you could put it together bro you're no bro you're changing the number of syllables one and the pronunciation of he's saying man a's like man

another guy saying may oh nays it's like two different words what are we talking about it is what are we discussing currently in our mouths and i'm sure like i'm sure it's technically mayonnaise that's why they call it mayo whatever i just pronounce it wrong sometimes people from different places pronounce things wrong well you're just choosing to say man that's how i like that's how i think if i don't think about it i'll just say like you know just you know ham and ham and cheese on a roll with mayonnaise like i'm not gonna say mayonnaise but you added a y there you said mayonnaise no i didn't i said mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise what mayonnaise He's saying mayonnaise.

There's a month in there. No, no, no. There's a man in there. You're hearing it because you know that's what it is. No, I have the headphones go. I'm going to close my eyes. Mayonnaise. Bro, he said may, the month.

He's saying man. No, he's not. One more time. He's saying man-ays. No, no, no. Mayonnaise. That one was more man. That was the same as all the other ones.

Just one more, and I'm sorry. Just one more. Wait, wait. Say a full sentence to make it natural. Say, can I have ham, cheese, some chips? Bologna and cheese on a roll with mayonnaise. That was May. No, it wasn't.

That was May. Yes, it was. It was a month. He had a month in there. Well, I'm liking that you're hearing that because that means I'm kind of saying it correctly. No. It means the Italian guy was wrong. Still not.

Wait, Jason, say it. Mayonnaise. He manned hard. He manned hard. He made that a hard man. He made that man hard. Wait, what did... I know it's hard to say.

I know it's hard to say now, but what do you say? I don't know now. Don't let them offend you. No, I don't... Dude, saying mayonnaise, that's so much work. I say mayonnaise. I say mayonnaise. Like, I hard may, you make man hard.

I do. Hell yeah, dude. He took a second to think about it. He was like, do I? He's like, do I? Sometimes. Sometimes I do in feet. I don't know.

It's just another word on the list that we say incorrect. Costume. Mario. Don't say we say incorrect. Costume. I say Mario. You guys all say Mario. I feel like I flip.

Yeah, after we said something. You can suck my little balls. I'm saying that I just flip back and forth like unconsciously I flip. Ever since we had the conversation about how I say bury, and you guys say bury, like when you're digging a hole and burying it, I can never not think about it anymore when I say it. It just sounds so incorrect is the problem. Wait, what do you say?

Bury. B-U-R-Y. Bury. That's what I say Absolutely got him, Jason Did you hear him? No, I didn't He said, bury my nuts in your mouth

Okay, alright Because he said that directly into my ears here Damn Alright You know what? It's time to go, probably Hey, everybody Thank you for being here

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