Picky Boys Podcast - Bottom Guns - Picky Boys Podcast #446

Episode Date: October 18, 2026

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Uh-huh, uh-huh, welcome back to the Pettie Boys podcast. There you go. You didn't say over. Yeah, you didn't say over. Over, ejector seat. Gosh, Jason, Jason, you got to launch me up. Launch me up. Launch me up and make me spiral.

I thought you would like. I hit the ejector seat. Yeah, but in the movie I go up. Oh, you're, I'm flying? Oh, you could be goose. I would definitely be goose. Sure. Jason, eject him.

Also, that movie, Little Gay. Top gun. Oh, yeah. More like bottom gun. Am I right? What you say? It's more like bottom gun. Top would still be.

gay now yeah that's true wait so goose is the bottom 100% and then you said you would be goose you know well no that's not what I meant yeah that's not I'm that's not what I meant

you kind of make everything a little gay no well no Toccan is a little gay I'm pretty sure there's also a movie where they taught the character constantly talks about how Topkin is gay I feel probably movie that is the character is there's a why oh Mission Impossible

No no no no no there's a movie in which the character in the movie talks about how Top Gun is gay. This is a plot point of the movie? Yes. I forgot what movie it is now. A character in the movie talks about how like they reference Top Gunna in the movies. You don't know. You're just saying things.

It sounds like this is the end or some comedy movie. Don't look it up. Jason, look it up. My phone is trapped in my pocket. Honestly, thank God because I don't need it more buzzing. I don't put it on silent though. So it literally tracked inside. I don't know what to do.

To step away, yes, we're aviators today. But just some housekeeping before. we move forward. The 31 days of October is happening right now. That means in the Patreon, Patreon. Patreon.com slash Picky Boys. Every single day there's a new video.

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hasn't been announced yet. Yes. But it's going to be exciting. And that's my rapid housekeeping. Rapid housekeeping. Keep the house. The only thing that I don't understand is why they gave us these knuckle dusters. Yeah, dude, fist me.

Hear that? Wait, no, fist me? Yeah, yeah. A little A's a bar. All right, that's enough. Jason's going to hate that. There's no way pilots need these. I feel like pilots actually have nothing on their hands.

I'll tell you what, though, when you go out to a bar and you have these on, you feel like you want to fight something. Yeah, but you can only bring them on Halloween. That's fine. Honestly, I'd rather be in this in Halloween. Just in case, I'm not starting no town foolery. But, you know, a couple of Halloween's ago, Danny was Dorothy and Chaz was the cowardly lion. Not very defensive costumes. Hmm.

Yeah, but that is actually the most defensive because they think that we're just cowardly lions and Dorothy. Dorothy. And then, bough! What's that exactly? No, they would have beat the shit out of me, honestly. Yeah, but a scream-and-run kind of situation. You know, what about the most cowardly move that the cowardly lion makes, which is as soon as he gets there, going to the bathroom, taking off his costume,

and then leaving Danny Dorothy as the only person in costume at a bar on Halloween. Well, now we're getting very specific into the ins and outs of what happened, but the cowardly lion, to be fit to his credit. Yes. Very cowardly. So he was very in character. Yeah, he was very in character. He was so in character.

He took off the costume and left Danny alone. The only person in costume as Doroth. Well, this is just me, but I would rather be the only person in costume at a regular party than be not in costume at a costume party. Nightmare scenario. No, but you can like toss together a costume. Yeah. Oh, you can do a little quick costume. Yeah, you could do, you could do like, oh, I'm Danny something or Danny trash bags. Okay, I get that. But when you're at a regular party and you're in costume, like, what is this guy doing? Especially, you know, I'm not saying you can wear whatever you want, but, you know, Chas was in a full furry costume, essentially. You were Dorothy and you two were the only

ones in costume. It gets a little, you didn't even have the Wicked Witch with you. Yeah, but it's also like, it was the Halloween weekend. So it's, it's, it's, you know, that part was, people can put two and two together. That part was confusing. We won't have that problem this year, though. No, Saturday, Saturday, Halloween. It is, I wish it was when we were a little younger, honestly. I feel like we're starting to age out of Halloween bar nights. You could go to Halloween bar nights. You can go to the bar. I still, yeah, of course, I just don't go to the, I was going to say kitty bars, but that's not No, no. They got cocktails and sippy cubs.

Now you go to the titty bars, more sippies. Hell, yeah. But there are, there are, for lack of better word, children's bars. They are. They are. You know, it's like, I'm not the one idea in these people, but there are. It's where we used to go when we were young, children's bar. And we've aged out of that bar scene.

Yeah, but you're only, you're 20, you're, you're 20s. And that's okay. I'm just saying, but, you know, like those are the bars. I feel like where Halloween goes fucking crazy. Make love. But I like a party as well, just a Halloween house party. I don't like a Halloween house party. We're going to a Halloween house party.

I know, but it's begrudgingly, unbeknownst to me. Unbeknownst, begrudgingly. A lot of B words. I'm on B in my calendar today. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, it's unbeknownst, unbeloved, don't like it. True. Also, gay people, Halloween, love Halloween.

Any excuse to dress up. Brother, you like every day. Just live. No, exactly. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but you love every day. No, but there's a, they love a reason to dress up, including myself. I feel like they like a day in June a little more. Um, I mean, that's a day to dress down. No, you can dress. True. True. I mean, everybody's going to be naked anyway.

What? Not naked. I'm not going to a party where everyone's naked. I don't want to see you guys. No, not, not naked. Well, you're not going to go, but not naked. But it's just like, people are a little sleutie on Halloween. I love that. Love that censorship. Yeah. Good for you. Good for, good for us. Well, I don't. I mean. Not you.

Can you please stop making everything about yourself? You're making it literally about you and your preferences. We should do the part two of the Halloween and we'll all make a plan to not dress up at this party. Except for we won't tell Danny. That would be so upset. That would be so upset. Oh, like we text them. We text the person who's throwing the party.

It's Chaz, by the way. Chaz is their own party. We text it. We're like, all right, actually, we're doing an anti-Hallowing party. I mean, I would not. go to a party on Halloween night, not in a costume. I don't care what they say. No, I'm saying you wouldn't know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm curious. If you invite me to a pop, you can say we're not doing costumes. It's Halloween day. I'm going to wear something. Well, underwear, I'd hope. No, I'm saying, but I'm going to wear like some kind of little headband or something. Like, I'm not going to, I'm not, even if you say, don't wear a costume, it's Halloween.

I don't care what you say. But you're not allowed in the party, then. Oh, no. It's a B-Y-O-B party anyways. So I'll take my, I'll take my fucking beer and go party by myself. You're going to do that anyway. That's true. And it won't be beer.

It'll be super lights. Oh, man, it's so good. Not sponsor, not sponsor, not sponsor, not sponsor. It's the new wave, bro. Surfside's with a wave for a bit. It'll go away soon. There'll be something else. There'll be something new.

Because it, yeah. They're too good. Dude, I drank something the other night, and it was, uh, it was shocking and scary. How smooth they went down. Yeah, super lights are pretty good. Not terrible hangover either. No, not about it. They give you electrolytes.

I'm not sure if that's true. I don't know how true that is. We should make a drink. Dude, I've been saying, we should. Me and my dad have actually talked about it. We have something to talk about. We've talked about very intensely, actually. I don't know how we've got to figure it out.

Very good, yes. That's what I'm, yes. We've got to figure out the drink, you know. What screams picnic? Bro, there was a drink. Do you remember when we went to, I don't know if you were there. It might have just been me when I was away.

I went into the liquor store. There's a alcohol brand can that's called friendly picnic. Sue him. Take him for all the word. I'll be honest, a little wordy for me, but the can was the picnic blanket color. Oh, my gosh, sue him. It was really good. It was really good.

We have established this brand identity earlier, and we are now transferring it to the drink lawsuit. Never heard of them. They would buy our drink, though. All right? We'd all parted together. I think we'd be good at the social media content version of it. Oh, my God. I mean, that's what...

Yeah, we drink a lot. that had nothing to do the technical part of what I was saying I didn't know if I was supposed to wait for JT to sneeze sorry I didn't see the load I was like a chemistry going on like a flow I interrupted it put names of the drink

the canned drink we should make in the comments and then if we like it we'll ban you from the channel and that's our idea now well what's like an underrated cocktail bro I didn't know tail was coming after that that was well Well, Danny's firing off. What's an underrated cocktail?

Underrated? What's a sneaky, like, unheard of almost cocktail? No, you can't do that. It has to be universal. You can't, you can't niche. You make the, No, but, like, Super Light wasn't, like, particularly a thing before.

True. Right, but it's universal. It's like, it's not a cocktail. It's like, oh, for people who already know, they don't, like, it's... No, I know, but we're going to go off of the cocktail. We're not just going to can the cocktail and sell it. I'm saying we're going to build off it.

My point is, like, in business-wise, once you have the thing, then you do that one. That's like number two, I would say. I would say that's number two. You know, it's crazy to, Superlite's off Gatorade and like vodka. That's what I'm saying. That's a terrible combination in general. I'm saying we're going to get, we're going to create off of this. I was just trying to get the, the structure. Yeah, I was trying to get the brains going. That's it. Because we have nothing right now. We have Zip. He said cocktail. You said Gatorade and and he went exactly. I was like that's what. That's what Superlight is like, inspired off of, right?

So we have to get inspired off of. You're not going to communicate your ideas. You're not going to communicate. Don't wash my windshield. You're not going to communicate on. You're not going to wash on. Wax off. Wax off. Shit.

We need an inspiration seed. Yes. Gatorade vodka was the inspiration seed for Super Lights, AIDS, Spike Day, and all those stuff. Gatoria should have just did it. But that's what I'm saying. It's so crazy because Gatorade and vodka is terrible. But somehow they made it good.

Gatorade R and vodka is very bad. Dude, I agree it's so bad. Not everyone feels this way. It's horrible. It's too thin. So thin. Thank you. It's so thin.

It's like paper. It's like toilet paper. It's a bad chaser. Yeah. Because it's thin. Yeah. You need something thick that coats the throat, right? Amen.

Oh, fist me. Hell yeah. Yeah, I would say so. Jason agrees. Well, we'll do some R&D and we'll get back to you. You're just, sorry. Danny's going to love the R&D process. JT could come every four days probably.

It's the best process of anything, right? The research and development, figuring it out, the idea. I love the idea stage of everything. everything. And then you can't do it all. Well, yeah, I mean, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not for Danny. That's not, but I, but the ideas, oh my God, you can just, you know, keep going, keep thinking. It's true. And you need ideas. You need ideas. You need ideas. You absolutely do.

They need our ideas, guy. Something like that. I've got an object. Oh. What? I've got an object of what nature. Well, I'll tell you. I saw that in history, throughout ancient Rome, they found these objects.

but they found a bunch of them all throughout Rome, the whole country or territory. I don't know. But... Said that word weird. Territory? I don't think he knew it was a word. But they have not found any recorded history

of what the object was used for. So there's all these theories about what this object is and why it was used. Take a shot every time he says object. And I have the object. That's one. Feast your eyes.

Take a gander at that. This is Roman object number one. Roman object number one and $400, $400, $400. And so there's like a bunch of leading theories about what the object is. First of all, I don't want to touch this. I don't know if those who know, but this looks like a setobite, fucking hellraiser device. I don't want to.

What the fuck are you talking about it? No, they have no idea what I'm talking about. People who know, no. Whoa. Oh, it's kind of fun. It's a cool looking object. Yeah, it is. I'll tell you this much

My first idea immediately Was a dice of some reason Question, test your D&D knowledge What number D is this? Is it 12? Yeah, it's a D12 Okay, I have no idea What is that a decahedron?

It's me Come on Don't start naming A dozen hedron I'm sorry The thing is If this was dice I mean

Or this kind of dice Like, not every house would have it. True. Do you know any history of it? Like, where was it found? Like, in tombs, in the home? You didn't do anything. No, they were not a single.

They were just found all over the place. They were just found. That's probably not true. They were just found. Do you want to know some theories? That's what I was at. Yeah, sure. One of them is that they were to help knit.

That's what, damn. They were finger, like, fing glove makers, you know. So like, oh, and some of them also, the holes are different sizes. Not on this one. For your fingers. Oh, I like that. Basically, this is like a template to knit gloves. Gloves, though, in Rome.

You have like mittens? Well, no. I mean, people use like gloves for combat, gloves for all kinds of things. These are really big fingers. Honestly, that makes sense. So as you knit, your fingers going in and you get the length of your finger. Yes. That kind of makes sense.

It's interesting because the Romans recorded like everything. They wrote everything. everything down. I know. So to not record anything about this, but they're found everywhere, implies that it was such a basic part of daily life, like a fork. Yeah. That, like, there was no need to record anything about it.

But what's something that every single person has in their home now? A fork. Fork, sure. Like, a toothbrush, I guess. Oh. Not all of us. You know, I... We share one.

It's fine. Yeah, I know. He still has one in the home. Imagine we accidentally shared and didn't know Wait, we have to talk about who's his who is. Do you guys have the same color toothbrush? Do you use a mechanical toothbrush? Why were you so confused by that question?

I just got scared for a second. I was like, I actually don't know what Danny's toothbrush looks like. But you know what yours? Oh, but you don't know what his looks like. Mine's the battery. You got a battery? There's no way you're using a battery. I can't remember.

Mine's always on top of my toothpaste, though. You can't remember. Does it move or not? I think it's battery, but I don't use the battery. Okay, all right. Honestly, now I think he is using your toothbrush. Mine's always on top of my toothpaste. Do you use my toothpaste?

No. We have a right side and a left side. And then the middle is kind of like a no-man's-t. Who's on the left side? Yeah. Oh, wow, that's surprising. Why? You take me it for a righty.

Don't worry. What else? But not everyone has a sewing kit, right? By the way, that's one more thing on toothbrush. I feel like that could be fixed. The toothbrush is definitely not the best way to brush your teeth. What would you say? I've seen some versions of this, but they all look dumb of basically just like a mouth guard with moving bristles.

I just bought that. You bought it? I did. I was thinking about buying that. I bought it. Let me know if it's good. I'll let you know. But that also gives me pause in some regards.

But let me know how it goes, actually, because it seems like natural. Like, oh, obviously, this is the way to do it. Put it in, let it do it. I'm not sure if they sell children's. True. I have a small mouth. Yeah. That was not, I was just a genuine concern.

No, no, no, I know. And I am genuinely concerned about it. But I'm just saying there definitely is something, something there. It's technology that hasn't been improved in forever, probably since the invention. No, they are. Like, they added the battery one. They had tune tunes for a while. That's all we could.

Yeah, I mean, those were sick. I mean, they don't do that anymore. I mean, they play music to your brain through your bones. That's advancement. Did Romans even have toothbrushes? I don't know. You're the Roman guy. You're supposed to look us up.

What would they even use as toothpaste? I know that. That's a great question. No, you use chemicals, like baking soda. they had that shit. Yeah, I just don't know if they brushed their teeth. I know that some people use, like, there's a stick, like a tree that they use, and you like pull it off and you like scrape around.

Bro, I saw that. Some of the tribes used that and their teeth were pearly. Exactly. Purly, pearly. So people have been brushing. People do be brushing. They figure it out. Also, after like the 14th soldier went down because his tooth hurt and then he, you know,

he's got his hands cut off or whatever, they probably started brushing teeth. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Teeth were like. All right, four might have been low. But I'm saying like, you know, four. hundredth. That's more than the Army's

Leonidaside. I'm saying up until like 200 years ago, if you had the flu, didn't they like cut the bottoms of your feet open to let blood out? I didn't remember that part in the history books. I don't remember that either, but that sounds horrific. Yeah, well, different parts of the country brush their things differently. Like they would put leeches

on you? They thought that bloodletting was like getting the bad stuff out of you. Yeah, they also used to throw virgins into temples. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, we dealt with a lot. I'm saying it took a while for people to take a step in the right direction. Yeah, but also their breath stunk.

So it's like, ugh, get away from it. Yeah, but if everybody's breath stinks, then nobody's breath thinks. It's one of those things. No, it's everybody's breath stinks, but everyone's okay with it. It doesn't inverse JT, don't do it. I see you thinking. I'm thinking that I do think this applies to bodies and showering. I don't know if it applies to breath.

It applies to bodies and showering. Yeah, if everyone stinks, no one stinks. But I don't think it applies to breath. How would it not apply to breath then? The logic is slow. Because you only catch a whiff of someone's breath like a Occasionally. Whereas if we all stink,

we're all in the same room, no one stinks. Yo, bro, when someone stinks in a room, they stink. Danny knows. I know. I was on a train

the other day. Oh, I was talking about the... Somebody stank. The great incident. Stank, had their arm up holding the train?

Yeah. No, no deodorant. Or, yeah, no deodorant. Maybe antipersment, no deodorant. Some people don't use why they weren't sweating.

I know. How do they wouldn't have... Yeah, because it didn't look like they were sweating, but man, it's that, that B. That B.

just like cuts through everything. It does cut right through you. It cuts through everything. That's probably, I'm so self-conscious about that sometimes. Sometimes I get to with myself, I have to fix this immediately. Yeah. To fix this immediately. Yeah.

Back to this, though. Yes. What is that? I don't know if there's any other insertion besides fingers involved here. Also, not every home would have it. You got to remember the every home, right? Well, it wasn't in every home. Oh.

It's just lots. They found lots of them, and they never found a reason for them. Again, my first thought was dice, and I thought the, reason that they have these things on them is because you know how if you use a dice over and over and over again on the ground it gets like rounded corners so this would stop that it's too big it's too big that is sure it's just too big i feel like you know this could be a game oh like you like you throw like a coin through it or something like you throw it like jacks you throw it and you throw a coin through like everyone has monopoly in their house or maybe you throw it up and then you try to finger it

Wait, that was impressive. Yeah, you can't do that. Yeah, try it. No, no, no. No, this is my point. It's a self-throw? Okay. Ow!

Ow! That sounded like it hurt, bro. It hurt, terribly. How did you do that? Wait, hold on. Don't ask for my... Try me that. Yeah, too much spin.

Can't do it again. Can't do it again. Because we know you're not going to do it. Give me... We know you're not going to do it, and you're going to make a loud noise. No, because I think I'll try to let it fall. I need to spear. Oh, this is going to go great.

All right, here we go. Dude, that sounds like it hurts. It does hurt tremendously. You got to get more practice in these streets. Either way, I love... Oh, you broke it. Oh, what? You broke it.

What? You chipped off. Oh, no. You chipped it. All right. Oh, there it is. You can probably sell that on eBay. I don't know if this is authentic.

Wait, you didn't buy the real one? Oh, the real ones are like hundreds of dollars. This is made of, like, plastic. But I do kind of love it, and now I'm going to display it. Because it looks cool. Dude, it looks like it's holding an ancient deity that you're going to unleash. Also... It looks more authentic now it's broken.

Yeah, you broke a bulb. Or was it maybe instruments? Holes too big. You ever see an instrument that big? I haven't. I guess so. What do you think this is, chat? Speaking of ancient medieval times, our lovely social media manager, Jackie,

W's Jackie, sent me something about a medieval slang that needs to come back. Oh! So I'm going to get. give the word to you, and you're going to tell me what it means. Okay. So, for example... Where is medieval in the time range? I always forget this.

It's after Rome fell. Okay. Because it's the dark ages. So this podcast, we're starting at Rome. We're going to medieval. We'll end in aviation. We'll end in aviation. Well, we started in aviation.

But, you know, they say it's all going to come back in the way. Yeah, it's secular. Okay. If I called you a... Let me make sure these are okay. Okay. If I called you a giggle mug... Gigglebug?

Mug. Giggle mug? If I called you a giggle mug, Giggle mug, what would that mean? I'm calling it to you. Probably just a laugh-laffy guy. I'm thinking of a smiley guy. Uh-huh.

Because your mug is like your face. Yeah. You mean mugging. And I don't think giggles's gone away, right? Giggles's been around. Yeah, that's what I believe. A person who smiles stupidly all the time. Oh, it's like the opposite of resting bitch face.

Yeah, you got a giggle mug. It's like resting dumb. Get that fucking dumb. smile off your face. Make love. Wow, that's medieval? Apparently. I mean, Jackie could have lied to me.

What? When's medieval? I just went through this. That was like two seconds ago. Wait, what? You went over? It's after the fall of Rome, we believe. During the dark ages.

Dark ages, you say. When's Renaissance? After that. Hmm. Okay. Maybe. I don't know. When did the Ninja Turtles come out?

It's around that time. No, no, you're right. Renaissance after. Maybe before. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Remember nights? Well, to be fair, the golden age came before the, like the Roaring 20s came before the Depression.

Because like Da Vinci and them, like, those are Rome, right? So. Michelangelo at the chapel? Yeah, exactly. J.T. is supposed to be the one that knows this stuff. I have no idea of the times. Okay. If I called you a cumber world.

You better not. If I called you a cumber world. You better not. World or whirl? World. World. I think that's just like somebody who's always has problems. I feel like now you're bringing a lot of modern diction into this.

No, like you're like you are encumbered and it's your world. Got it. You're encumbered. That's why I'm thinking is it like a hoarder because like they're just overencumbered? You know like Skyrim, you carry it too much. Yeah, you're overencumbered. Well, I didn't know Cumberd could be used that way. Okay.

Now I'm not sure I knew what the definition of Cumberd was. Okay, a cumber world is a useless person Don't want to be called that Damn, that's kind of me So I guess it's like you encumber me, my world You cumber the world No, but you don't, oh well I guess so Like, isn't it like bothersome essentially?

Like you, what is, what does cumber mean? Help me, what does cumber mean? You don't fucking know what it means either. Make love, sorry. See, you have me cursing, you curse too much. This guy, they take some responsibility Also, get your, get your thing off your zipper. you can, I feel like there's a bell in here. Yeah.

Wait, is that all from him? Yes, it's all from him. This guy's dog tag. I keep hearing this bell. I'm going to snatch your dog tag. Give me that. Well, warn me earlier, Captain, Captain Planet. You're the ears guy.

All right. What if I called you a slug feast? I hope these are okay. Slug feast. JT. What if I called you a slug feast? Well. Medieval diction.

What do slugs eat? Make love and slug feast. What do you think slugs eat, Danny? Like leaves? I don't even know. See, I'm thinking Leach. I was just thinking

like somebody who's blood hungry and like kills a lot of people. That's bloodthuss. You're a slug thief. Nope. Now what it was called. Slug feast. You're a slug feast.

You feast on the blood of slugs. Okay. Very, very, matter of fact. Are you just like the scum of the earth? Whoa. Rude. Slug feast is a greedy person. You kind of had it in the beginning

But then you went like very fantastical Yeah, yeah Well, I mean I guess we just When I think back I always tend to think fantastical You know What if I called you a fart lickin?

Oh heart lickin A fart lecken Fart lecken What if I called you a fart lecken You're a fart lecken Maybe it's like you're Unextrogy Like unremarkable

Like you're just You're a fart in the wind You're like you're nothing You're just like You think they were using words Like unremarkable? No, I think they're using words like fart liking.

You're a fart liking. I'm going to say that fart does not mean fart in this context. And the way you're saying it, I think it means like a jolly guy. Oh, got it. What did you say? Unremarkable, exponent of the time. Yeah, you're unremarkable.

It means a little fart. You're a little fart. Fart-licking. What does that mean? You're a little fart. Fart-licking. I don't believe any of this. I think Jackie just made all these up and is fucking with us.

It's very possible. What about fusty mugs? Fusty mugs. You're fusty mugs. I think that means like you're always looking for a fight. Oh. Yeah, you're just like, you're a hot head, you know. So it doesn't have to do with face this time?

Could be partially. Oh, unshaven. Oh, yeah, yeah. I see that, too. Fusty Mugs. Fusty Mugs means a lazy person. So sometimes. I mean, I don't count JT.

Fusty Mugs? Why? This makes no sense. Because I don't think unshaven, sometimes unshaven is lazy, but JT's is pretty well-kempt. Like, you know, when if someone's like, it's all crazy.

I thought that's what you were going. Fusty Mugs. I don't know. You're not liking these. I'm not liking these at all. Well, you're not. Linguishes of all. I don't even know where,

this is medieval but from where like where are these language I have a genuine question yes what would that matter if I told you 20 hundred AD what would that help you I didn't I know when I know I want to know way

20 years ago but like what would that help I want to know where what would that help because then I could trace back the root of the word you wouldn't be able to trace I know about Latin roots and German roots and all kinds of roots medieval

but where where it's still English so it's it's got to be okay they're saying so some Latin

some Latin roots what what does that do you know do you do know the basis of your own language you're a ragabash how much Latin do you know

you know zero Latin zero if you knew any Latin give me five Latin words no that's too high give us three

uh momentamori momentamore moment Pimentomori? What's that man? I don't know. He doesn't know what it means.

So how would it help you here? But it's like roots. It's like roots. All right. So one of the other two. What are the other two? Fmento Mori. You made that one up.

No, I didn't. Also there's, uh, oh, what's the, uh, Anodominee. This is two. Anodominee. What's that mean? I don't know. Viva Vita Loka. Viva Lava.

Viva Lovita. Yes. You just, you're nonsense. It's nonsense. Yeah, but it still gives you a little bit of frame of reference. Because we're taking these words. and we're applying English to them so that is kind of working.

Ragabash. What does that mean? It's just you. You're a ragabash. Maybe I made it up. Who knows? Do you want the roots? Yes.

Your mother. Got him. What would your mother say? It means a messy person. That's what you are. Ragabash. I am pretty messy. You are pretty messy.

Well, fine. No more words. Jackie, they said that sucked. He said there wasn't enough Latin. No. No. That's not. Captain Latin.

Captain Latin said not enough Latin. That's not what I'm saying. guy doesn't know a single Latin word. He just spews. You speak pig Latin? Yes. You didn't answer in pig Latin. No. Is that say or something? Is it E say? How does pig Latin word? I forget.

I had, there was two girls in my middle school that legitimately spoke it. Like they could write down. Fluidly. They could say it and then write down what they said and then they wrote on different paper what they're going to say and the other person said it. I went, how are you doing that? I got so mad. Because like, it sounds like nothing. It was like, Iskabe, Askebe, scuba, scuba.

And then it's just Italian. It was like, Oh, that's fair. It's like, oh, the water is really shiny today. It's like, how are you doing that? Yeah. Well, you can just make up your own language. Yeah, like, Klingon. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm saying, like, that's, they learned Pig Latin from somebody. I know. But I'm saying, like, you could just make up, we can make up our own language right now. I'm not going to do it. You wouldn't be able to learn it. Why? If I made it up, of course, I'd be able to learn it.

Yeah, but that's not really making your own language. It's making a code, really. Yeah, you're just making a code. True. Because, like, if it was a new language, you'd have a different structure and different grammar rules and everything because all languages. Yeah, like Pig Latin is essentially

you're deciphering the language. And probably the same with like Klingon. It's still based on English, right? I think Klingon is like a full language. And Dr. Racki. But it does it not follow all the same exact grammatical rules as English? What does that mean?

I don't know. Different languages have different structures. Darth Racki, they ride horses. Oh, yes, sure, sure. Wait, what? Who does? I hate everybody. Wait, well, I didn't hear what he said. The Dothraki?

That's all they do That's their whole thing He's never watched Giameth Thrones I know it I know I didn't even know Pig Latin was a thing honestly I've heard of it What did you think we were just talking about

No I've heard of it But what is the difference Between that and Latin Holy shit I'm gonna JT I'm gonna flip that One is for pork I'm so confused

Wait Can he's being in that Pig Latin he actually Will not know what we're saying Bro I don't know how to do it I don't get this When he said that You said yes

Of course I know it Yeah I know But I was just, of course, I was making that up. I do not know it at all. Of course he was making a liar. So what is pig Latin? Chat. In the comments in this clip, only speak in pig Latin.

I hate you. I don't understand. In this moment, I love you so much. I hate you. I am genuinely so confused. You never heard like, yeah, I didn't talk to girls in middle school. Because only they did it. I don't know how else subscribe it.

Just mean. No, because it's like a made up thing. It's like, it's just made up. All right. So it's not an actual version of Latin. It is. It is in a way. But no, it's like, I can't remember the exact rule.

This entire story, I thought you were talking about two girls who knew this like abridged form of Latin. No, all right. It's not your fault. You don't know. But what it is is like you take the vowels and you push them to the front and you move all the other consonants in the sentence. And you like add and you had like S. Yeah. And then you just add random like Eskete, Aska, it's just made up.

But because if someone else knows it, technically you could speak to them. Yeah. What the fuck? It's made up. It's made up. It's like how you would make up a language. It's taking the second half, like putting it at the front, adding an E or an S. And then it's something.

I can't remember exactly what it is, but it's, yeah. I am so confused. So I thought I was on board this entire time. I had no idea what you're talking about. So in middle school, the girls in our class would like talk pig Latin to each other. and talk to the boys. Honestly, good for them. They're doing a little boy revolt.

I respect that, you know. But, like, the thing is, it got me so frustrated. I learned it for a little bit. So you've known Pig Latin? I lost it now. You know, it's like riding a bike. All right.

Give me a sentence. It's not like riding a bike. It's the opposite of riding a bike. Give me a sentence. We're going to do a pig Latin translation. Um, say the, no, no, so, hello, Danny.

You look very lovely today. Okay. Okay. Okay. So it would be, Elohe, any day. Uye

Ucle Eichle Iche Yeah Oh I get it And they would fully Yeah It's like it's not a language

It's just like a rewording Like for hello You take the H Put it at the end And it becomes And then add A at the end So it's Aloha Aloha

And then Danny How'd you say that Sounds like Aloha Uh Anidae Yes And then You got it

Uye Uye Uye I was like No that's It's you. Yep. Yeah, I get it.

I get this now. Okay, we should do it. U.K. You said the word. You already said the sentence forward, so he used the sentence. Look. Yes. Ike.

Look. Like, no. Itchay. Wow, that's rude. That's rude. That's rude. It's shay. Come on.

You look like it's shay. I don't know. Come on, Danny. Were you listening? You didn't care. Because you didn't care. Wait, no, I'm taking the, so you put the it at the end, and then itch. Yeah, it's Shea.

But the A, the A, you add the A, remember that. Okay, so I dropped the A. Yeah. I don't. T-I-H-S. Just scramble that. What does that make? Oh, shit.

This is so dumb. I thought, I thought we were talking about real Latin. A real, a real language. It's a form of language. No, it's not. If me and him could say it and you can't understand it, that's a language. That's a good point. I sum them.

Gag them. I don't know. I don't know what's happening anymore. I don't want to say something on purpose. I was going to say picky people. Thank you for everything. Nick pay? No, just in case.

J.T. want to tell me where to find you. Let's get out here for Danny. It uploads. You can find me on Instagram at J-Balls. Danny, do your outro in Big Lan. Okay. Be careful.

No, no, no, no. Oyee Anki Yeah Yeah Yeah Ain de fe What the fuck was that

No you have to edit an A A Eind fe So you can find E me Me Uh Tai

At Tai Oh I don't know how to do this Fun Danny is watching on Instagram You can find me at PRISco Can forget the phone

Picky Boys on all the things Jason's just going to be upset Jason's upset Thank you everybody