Picky Boys Podcast - Can Keith Santagato Pass The Picky Boys Initiation?! - Picky Boys Podcast #315

Episode Date: March 10, 2024

Join Patreon for access to the NEW Minecraft server & hundreds of additional Picky Boys videos! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's episode, Danny, Jt, Keith & Antonio discuss who has the best moustache on Twitch, how to defibrillate someone, the boy's nightmare brunch, sports team initiations, and finding out Antonio's barbers' other specific set of skills! Shop NEW Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Keith - https://www.instagram.com/keithsantagato/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Gaming Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@PickyBoysGaming Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

dude i recently forgot my age i was that i forgot what bar i was at so how old are you i was like but i i love uh my barber because uh i don't have to talk or say anything which is great oh my god i love that i love that oh my god thank you so much oh man i should not be i should not be responsible for the crimes of my friends oh that's exactly how that i am a champion there and I intend to remain a champion regardless of what the people I hang around with do. All right. Bring us in, Daniel.

Okay. Welcome back to the Picky Boys. Keith. Yep. That's me. Jason, just zoom in on him and then pull out at the end there. Keith.

The man with the mustache. I get a notification every time Keith goes live on Twitch. It says the man with the mustache is live. Twitch.tv slash KSanagato. It says that? Yep. Yeah, you don't know it's in your bio thing? I don't.

Where would you rank yourselves on a tier list of mustaches on Twitch? I think you're really top tier right now. Are you talking to me? I mean, because if we're going viewer number-wise, I'm fucking bottom tier. No, just the mustaches of Twitch. If we're strictly going a good mustache, I think I'm up there, yeah. You're definitely up there. You're up there with Jay Schlatt.

Top 100? Yeah. Top 50? Yeah. Top 30? Yeah. All right, top five. Dude, a lot of people don't really rock a mustache.

That's true. That's true. We have the mustache. Sorry. Oh, no, never mind. I'm just the only one. Well, that's the thing is that Keith has a distinctive mustache, but it's close to wrapping around.

And then it kind of stops becoming a mustache. Like, JT has a mustache, kind of. No, wouldn't it be the same thing? Well, he doesn't grow his out. His goes into his beard. He has a good base. But Keith's is distinctively over. You can tell that the mustache is almost individual from the beard itself.

And if it gets any longer than this, sandwiches are no good. Can't do sandwiches. Yeah, I was always worried about that. Then you've got to be worried about food you're eating and stuff. It sucks. You've got chipotle on this side, a piece of salami here. Seriously. God forbid I have a beard.

Now it's in my beard for 50 years. The people who have mustaches, has there been a time where it's been quite a while later and you go, oh, that food's still in there? Has that happened? I'm pretty sure I've gotten food poisoning how many days has a food been in your mustache would you say

you too anybody depends on if it went on a bender or something what's the longest that you can remember I'll say probably like two days that's way longer than I even thought I was expecting like the morning after two days you guys are good people

do you remember the food i don't know i feel like that's something so you know what it could have been like wing stop so like it wasn't really food it's like the fucking oil oh yeah you're like oh parmesan garlic there are really some foods you know louisiana oh okay oh and it rub me down that's dry it gets crummy in your beard you know well yeah it's gotta be yeah i still remember the piece of steak that gave me food poisoning like i just remember looking at it i remember looking at me like oh that's a weird piece and I ate it anyway

like you know there's some things you just don't forget what color was it it was a weird red it was a really weird red was it green no it was like gray

no it was a really really weird too red too red it was hot and mad I don't even know it wasn't even cooked it was just hot and mad

I don't know it's funny because food poisoning is like the nice way of saying oh I'm diarrhea-ing and throwing up into the same

like bucket receptacle yeah because like when your co-worker's like I can't come in I have food poisoning It's like, oh, she's fucking, she's blowing up that toilet, too.

It's like, ew. Yeah. No, I was peeing like a lady for a while. Wait, out of your ass? Straight out my ass. Oh, it was just diarrhea? I don't know what's throwing up. It's like food poisoning.

And my tummy hurt. It's like. I don't think I've ever gotten bad, bad food poisoning, like multi-day food poisoning. Really? I don't think you're capable. I've gotten single-day food poisoning for sure. You could have food poisoning for like up to a week. No, I'm saying, I don't think he's capable.

I've seen him eat everything. You've seen his stomach will handle it. Yeah, his stomach's handling it. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, I've definitely gotten like, oh, for this day, I'm kind of on the fritz. Yeah, well, that's going to happen. I ate this gas station sushi.

I got to tone it down a little. Or he leaves just meat out for days and I'll eat it after. It's like crazy. It was literally one time I left a steak sandwich out overnight and then I cooked it and ate it. Sue me. Hold on. I also, I do that, honestly.

Hold on, you cooked it? How? No, it was from a restaurant. It was like a takeout. He reheated it. Oh, so you nuked it in the microwave? Yeah, I got drunk. I left it out overnight.

and then the next morning it wasn't the next morning the next afternoon I cooked it and ate it and I was totally fine I was totally fine I've done the same thing like if I'm eating

a sandwich at my desk then I go to bed and the other half is still there wake up eat it in the morning it's totally fine yeah but he eats chicken

it's under 12 hours chicken's worse yeah that's what I'm saying that's way that's worse according to woo you guys are food scientists all of a sudden

I'm saying according to woo not safe I feel like chicken is only worse when it's fucking... Steak's not even fully cooked. What are you talking about?

How is chicken worse? I think chicken is worse when it's raw. I think chicken's just... Something about chicken. I think raw anything is bad. The killer here isn't the meat, man.

It's like the rice and stuff. Yeah, the rice holds a lot of bacteria. I think it literally called like day after rice syndrome. It's like when you eat rice after it's been left out the next day,

people fucking die from it. I guarantee both of you have done that thousands of times. Oh, absolutely. I did it yesterday. For sure. I did that yesterday. Is it just rice?

I thought it was carbs. Yeah, like pasta. Pasta, carbs. I don't know what's going on here. I think the syndrome is called literally leftover rice syndrome or some shit. Something about absorbing moisture, I'm sure. Did you see that Apple just came out

with the thing that when your phone gets wet, everyone needs to put it in rice? See, Apple came out and said that it'll actually hurt your phone more. Do we believe them? Or are they trying to just get new phones? They're fucking assholes. They keep changing the goddamn charger.

They keep changing the rules on things, really. They have gone through three different chargers. Yeah, and then the iPhone 14 to 15, it's just a tiny bit smaller or bigger because they wanted to buy a fucking 80 goddamn accessories. The newest iPhone has a USB-C and not a single person has it.

I mean, everyone has USB-C so that person can charge their phone, but people have come over and said, oh, do you have an iPhone charger? I went, not one of your fucking plebby iPhones. They just don't have it no more. Eventually, that will be great, though, because that's what Android phones use, too.

so it's just nice to have it all across the board pretty much every laptop has it but you're not really supposed

to do that right you're not supposed to like my laptop charger can go into my iPhone

but I think you're not supposed to do that because of explosions I think your brick is too

powerful my brick is too powerful but it does charge the phone in like 15 minutes well yeah

except when you touch the phone you get a shock I feel like it's defibrillating your phone yeah I think

so too clear 0 to 100 real quick and then it's I think but it drains your

battery faster It's like Thor when he hit Iron Man with the fucking hitty charger. Oh, 110%, huh? Look at that. Well, now Iron Man's dead. Has anyone ever seen anyone get that? Defibrillator?

The charge? Have you? No. You're not supposed to do that unless you have something. Well, yeah. I'm not just doing it to myself for fun. Because that shit hurts.

You do it to yourself? No, I'm not doing it. I think you die if you do it to yourself. We pretty much do it every Wednesday video. No, we do not. No, what it can do is stop your heart. So the thing that starts your heart can also stop it. I don't even think it starts it.

No. I heard that was a myth. Like, you don't put it on a dead person and restart their heart. It's as they're on the decline. Once they're flatlined, I think it's over. Yeah, I always heard that it's more for if your heart rate is, like, irregular because you're dying, and it's like, and it waits a couple seconds, then beats again.

It just resets it back to normal. I think that if someone's flatline, you could probably do it. I think I could get them back. I mean, that is how it's been depicted in every media ever. It's a flatline, and then it's like, clear, please, boom. And then they do it again. It's like, call it, call it. It's like, no, one more time.

And he's on fire. He's on fire. And then they cough up a bunch of water because they were also drowning. Wow, that's interesting. I don't even know if it's true. Yeah, we have no idea. I have no idea. Medical?

I think they're in a lot of public places. We used to have one in the school gym we used to play basketball in. Speaking of someone who almost had to be defibrillated, I don't think we talked about our time at brunch yet. Oh. I don't think we talked about our time at brunch. Oh, gosh. Wasn't there, but can't wait for this one.

I mean, go for it. Did you do bottomless? Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah. So, Danny, patreon.com slash pickyboys, there was a vlog of Danny winning a wing competition at the bar we're talking about.

And because of the $250 winnings, we got free brunch. Me, Chaz, Danny, and Mark. And we went there, and I don't know what your tactic is, you know, to get good service right away. You know, to go to a bar, you slap them a tip up early. But our waitress, we gave her her full tip up front. We were like, just keep bringing them. As soon as you see them halfway, keep bringing them, keep bringing them.

I have the pictures, by the way, Jason, I'll give it to you, because I brought my sunglasses. Oh, my God. Help me here. The mimosas were, like, this big, you would say? Yeah. At first, we thought it wasn't going to be a good bottomless brunch, because the waitress was kind of slacking a little bit.

Well, then we gave her the tip. Then we gave her the tip and money talks. The money talk. The money talk. Talking turkey. So the first one, kind of the order was put in before the money. Right. That was a tiny mimosa, I would say probably 12 ounces.

Still like a pint glass of mimosa. Dude, that's a lot. No, it's a huge amount of mimosa. Give it a second. Then we switched to screwdrivers. Actually, we asked for screwdrivers in the first place and she gave us mimosas. You know, everybody makes mistakes.

Skip that part. It's okay. Skip that part. but anyway so we gave her the money and we're like this time we're switching to screwdrivers

she comes out like a fucking German beer hall with four like full liters of screwdriver oh my god full four

full liters she was Oprah she was handing out pictures yeah it was practically a picture and I was like there's no way this is that vodka-y

I mean they're not gonna try to kill us here incredibly vodka-y I think I think the first sip I took I genuinely gagged

really I gagged no orange juice my first sip zero and then we proceeded to drink four of them each and we raced each other

there must have been an eighth of a bottle of vodka in each one probably it was so much so to where the waitress came over and was like

I'm actually getting in trouble for over serving you and we said just bring us another one it's alright that's pretty much that's what happened well that's because

we had a full one and she was like you guys want another round and we went yeah oh my god and then what happened was

she brought another one after she already explained she's over serving serving us and she's getting in trouble we noticed martin just put his head down on the table i thought he was on his phone or just to rest and we're still talking we're still talking yeah they're just resting you know taking a little break before the next picture comes at that point we got the check we called but we're on the last one and we signed we paid then martin gets up and goes to have a breather outside like all right let him go breathe he's being a little weird and then i look down to my left and there's just throw up all over the ground yeah throw up all over the ground at least you tipped her and then that's true we tipped her first and then we made a decision we're like

but our pitcher's there but there's throw up on the ground and we just decided to leave as soon as we can before she saw us i i will give him credit it was the most he's like a throw-up assassin true it was the most silent throw-up we've ever heard how much volume was it quite a You mean the throw-up? Yeah. It wasn't that much. Was it just all orange juice? No, it was chunky.

It was a lot of the chicken sandwiches he ate right before. He threw up his ulcer because you guys, I don't understand how your stomachs are fine after that. Yeah, it was tough. Also, we can't go back there now. Can't go back. I know, and I still have $50 left in the gift card, which is absurd.

Throw it away. We were about to go to the bar and finish the $50 off, and then we saw the throw-up on the ground. I think that might fundamentally change the way that they operate their brunch. Yes, because they fired the waitress that served. Yeah, see, that's the problem. She was telling us that she was getting in trouble

for over-serving, and then Martin threw up, and we just left. We ran. We paid, but we ran. Got out of there quick. And I think it's partially our fault, because we are... This is an incredible...

I think it's partially our fault, because we are used to the typical bottomless brunch that gives you a six-ounce glass, and the whole thing is how many times can you flag down your waitress and get another six ounces of whatever you're drinking. I agree with you. But once you tasted the first one, it's – I know.

What is this partial? Partial is crazy. What I'm saying here is that we were in that mode and then we got these big drinks and we just didn't shut it off. We didn't shut off that mode of we just need to get more and more and more. More and more, for sure. It is a billion nods. It's not even like – I mean we did pay.

I mean we did pay. Yeah, we did pay because we ran out of there when we saw the throw-up. We ran. But it was also off of the winnings that we stole from that place because Danny just demolished. Earned from that place. I mean, Danny earned. It's the same as the wing-eating competition.

Dude, they were eating like they were just hanging out. I'm saying, so the timeline is Danny walked in, beat the shit out of everybody in a wing-eating competition, took $250, came back, used that gift card, drank all their vodka and then Martin threw up on the ground and we left

the only thing you guys didn't do was diarrhea on top of the table and I would love to go back by the way it was a wonderful brunch I would love to go back too the only problem is

I think Danny's right in the sense that she was already getting in trouble for over serving and then Martin threw up I think they have and will fundamentally

change their brunch making it worse saying like oh no you guys are capped at three and that would make it worse because we want to throw up at the table

you just gotta do the small glasses That's what brunch is about. No, first of all, the big glasses are fine. You just can't bring a fucking bitch, Martin. You just can't bring a bitch. Or you water down the drinks like every other place does. But the more alcoholic, typically, if they were not dealing with freaks,

the slower these people would drink them. Dude, I'm still trying to wrap my head around screw, like. Well, you do that. You went to brunch and just, you got bottomless fucking screwdriver. Well, there was only three options. It was mimosas, screwdrivers, or Bloody Mary. Oh, yeah. I thought you guys finagled that.

Oh, no, no. It was three options. It was the option. Bloody Mary, mimosas, screwdrivers, which is pretty good. Did you get a Bloody Mary? I didn't get a Bloody Mary. That's the most surprising part of this whole story. The screwdriver is now off the menu, folks.

That might be true. The thing is, once everybody was doing a screwdriver, and so I can't be the one guy who's like, and I'll take a Bloody Mary. Yeah, that's ketchup on the burger. Oh, you're doing Bloodies? I would have. I would love a Bloody Mary. Yeah, but if he ordered a Bloody Mary,

it would have kicked him under the tail. Then he would have threw a Bloody Mary, too. I don't think I want a liter of Bloody Marys, honestly. That's a good point. Dude, it was a liter Stein. We'll do the pictures like the hangover. We don't have to throw up or anything on camera. Oh, man, you didn't.

Dude, I'm telling you, we paid. But I'm telling you, we ran out of there. Didn't even get a chance. I'm surprised none of you smelled it. No one saw it. It was so fruity and orange-juicy. Dude, it was silent. It was silent throw-up.

I've never just not tried to even make an attempt to the back. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is crazy. And it's not like he was fine. Martin has no etiquette. No, no, no throw-up etiquette for sure. But, you know, I think we can make our triumphant return there without Martin.

I'm not going back. No, I wasn't. I'm not going back. I'm not. JT's not stepping foot in there. Because they know us because of the wing thing. It wasn't a bunch of randoms. Yeah, but they didn't know that it was us when we walked.

Nobody was like, oh, it's the wing guy. The problem is now you were there for the wings. You met all the other people that run it. Now we met the brunch people. We're not very easy to forget. We're not very nonchalant. You came in with a big camera, ate 25 wings faster than anyone's ever eaten them in that restaurant before. They DM'd us after.

Well, I mean, I'm going back for next year's wing eating competition. That's fair. That's fine. First of all, again, listen. I don't hold the title. He walks in there like, oh, buddy, you're banned. I should not be responsible for the cries of my friends. Oh, that's exactly how that goes.

I am a champion there, and I intend to remain a champion, regardless of what the people I hang around with do. Hey, relax. The person. The person. He's making himself a martyr this whole time. I'm just saying. I don't know.

Martin was also complaining the entire time that he didn't want to participate in the free drinks. Who says that? bad showing it was a bad showing for martin martin's benched for a little bit for sure well i think that's just insane but for me legitimately it would have been harder to drink that quantity of mimosas yeah so carbonated bubbly i mean it's just unbelievably carbonated yeah but mimosas are they're significantly weaker i'm not saying vodka is calming but like it just burns a hole in your stomach it was once after the first liter of the vodka the rest were kind of smooth

sailing i'm gonna be honest because your brain was like what the fuck are we doing definitely went into flight or fight i don't know about that because we weren't even sipping them casually we were just like who can get to this point first yeah having little mini races very much mini races i've done that before but it was mimosas and i'll tell you who lost i think the point is in a stein especially a large stein beer belongs in that glass nothing nothing above 14 that's That's probably true, but I disagree because beer, you can't put ice in it. So a liter of beer, unless you're drinking it like a maniac, it's warm by the 0.5 liters left, 0.25 liters left. Yeah, if you drink like a bitch.

That's what I preface. I didn't want to be called a bitch, so I preface with that. Have you guys ever had a beer mosa? No. Jesus, that's the most college frat thing I've ever heard. Yeah, it's orange juice. Sounds like you got hazed. It's just orange juice, beer, and champagne.

But, yeah, that's what we would – that's what kind of the Frisbee team initiation situation was drinking those. That's not what I went through for your Frisbee initiation. They had the fucking – You weren't – You're talking about Chaz's. Oh, that wasn't – Why does every Frisbee team have an initiation?

Wait, wait. Why are you all on Frisbee fucking teams? I wasn't. I just showed up to – I showed up with Chaz at a party during his, and then I got roped into his initiation. I also did the initiation. I didn't play the game, but I did the initiation.

Wow. It's just – Your pressure is just taking a hold of you guys. Chaz was on the Frisbee team. Me and Danny weren't. And he was getting hazed as his first party. And we got roped into it. And we weren't going to leave him hanging.

I would have. Bad friend. You know what it was? We had to drink a beer from the upside-down Frisbee. Guess how many beers can fit in an upside-down Frisbee? I want that question first. One and a half? Four.

Oh, I could easily do that. Had to finish it in under a minute. But you also couldn't use your hands. And you couldn't use your hands. You had to go. So you had to suck it up Slop it up Oh what the fuck

Yeah no it wasn't great And then once Once you get to the end You bite the disc And go Danny had the whole technique down Already It's like he did it eight times

Yeah that's how you get thrush again dude Yeah probably Yeah I mean maybe Again I mean maybe The again does need to be said after that I mean I'm not ashamed of That my mouth is here

Nor should I be I think we actually beat Chaz Which was Which was a bad showing for Chaz In the initiation If you guys were real friends, you would have let him win. Of course Danny beat everyone. Danny beat everybody.

He's an overachiever. I feel like Chaz. Besides Mario Kart. You insulted him there. I feel like Chaz kind of wanted us to be his, like. Liaisons? Yeah, like his liaison. These are my buds, dude.

You're a pinch hitting for him? In old medieval, whatchamacallit, like duels, you can pick somebody to fight on your behalf. I think that's who I was for him. The mountain. And he was Chaz's mountain. I was the mountain, and I beat everybody there. And Chaz climbed.

Yeah, he was a little squire. I went upstairs to rub immediately. I was so full. Or I burped. I forget. But I went upstairs, and I was just panicking. Now, is that the same day that our friend? No.

You were panicking. No. Okay, never mind. No, it wasn't. It was not. Why? I'm getting, like, Vietnam flashbacks. Yeah, but Frisbee teams go hard.

They do. It's a weird culture. around Frisbee teams. I feel like rugby would probably be insane, too. Also, it makes me weird about... The one thing I don't like about Frisbee teams is that it's called Ultimate Frisbee, but none of them call it a Frisbee.

They all call it a disc. Oh, they call it a disc? Frisbee is actually trademarked by Hasbro. So it's called Ultimate. You just call it Ultimate. And then, yeah, you call the device a disc. Oh, you mean like... So what do you do?

I play Ultimate Disc. I just play Ultimate. It's like Ultimate Disc. Play Ultimate Discs, dude. Ultimate Dicks, dude. Yeah, I feel like the Frisbee teams are kind of like anime kids or something. They're like the weirdos that kind of go hard. Just tossing them out.

I think Marques Brownlee plays Ultimate Disc. Yeah, he's a professional Ultimate player. I guess he's an Ultimate Disc player. Yeah, he's also a professional tech reviewer, so that's a little nerdy. Chaz has played with him. He's also like fucking, dude's like 6'5 or something. He looks 6'5. A little lanky.

And it is, the disc is incredible. It truly is. It's the way you can just fucking sail it into the moon. Was it four beers or six now? No, it's like 3.75. Six beers, dude. It was a lot of beers. It wasn't six.

All right, it was four beers. Was it a canoe? Four beers. Surprisingly, kind of. Also, the weird- Wait, how deep is this thing? It's a normal Frisbee. But it's the surface tension.

Yeah, it's like, you know how many drops can fit on a penny? Imagine how many beers can fit in a Frisbee. What fucking loser figured that out? One of them. One of the Frisbee guys did. Ultimate disc loser, dude. I feel like it started with like a disc luge

like somebody was like here drink this beer someone was like let me drink a beer out of a disc they poured it in and went holy fuck

that barely takes up any space how many can fit in here that's how you figure it out now chug it without hands dude well that's just kind of the like degrading part

of the initiation like we were on our knees well no we were not I was I wasn't it was a table you chose to do that it was on top of a table

they told me I had to be on my knees And was in his separate room You're right, actually I might have thought that was better technique Yeah, that was your That was your prerogative Do you normally point like this? You like that?

I mean, I wouldn't like that I'm always practicing, you know I'm always practicing You better wash your hands Oh, I'm so sorry The scenario JT was Referencing that My PTSD is gone now

One of our friends felt left out and went to the next party and wanted to do it. Oh, no. I can't. And he was doing it amongst other people, I think, wanted to try. And we were in his ear, right, because we won. So we wanted our friend to win because he was our liaison. Is that the right way to use that word, by the way?

Probably not. Yeah, I think so. Okay. You're cheering on your bud. So he was drinking, drinking, drinking. We were like, yeah, yeah, in his ear. Go, you're winning. They're nothing.

You're beating them. And he stood up after he was done, took the Frisbee, slammed it on the ground in celebration which caused everyone to look at him and then as soon as everyone looked

he projectile bonded all over the table all over the beer pong cups all over the other frisbees and then everyone was like aww you know everything was wait on the people

trying to do it? on the whole table aww you had to leave after that like Blastoise he half left how is that a thing?

he denied he threw up was he else? yeah he denied he threw up and then he sat on the porch for like two hours. So he kind of half left the party. That's very similar to what Martin did, kind of. That's kind of what Martin did.

Martin didn't throw up into our mimosa cups, though. Bro, I'm making it like if I go, oh, I'm going to throw up, I immediately go bathroom, yeah, or garbage pail. I think it's an ability, though. Some people must not be able to tell or something. I think it was the celebration. I feel like that's a survival instinct, you know? I've never ever in my life just, like, been chilling, been fine,

then all of a sudden... That's what they say, like a jump scare of the body. You can feel it coming. You're like, oh, oh, I have to go now. You spontaneously just throw up. It's like, the fuck? I think a lot of people try to, like, stall as much as they can. They're like, I really don't want to throw up right now.

I really don't want to throw up. And that's how they get it. Because if you, you know, you get that little... And then it goes back down. And then you think, you're fine, I'm fine, it's gone. But you're not. You're just digging a hole for yourself, man. I mean, that's how it is.

I think it was when he celebrated and he jumped and when he landed. The force. The force. The force. What? Yeah. It's like an accordion, but it squirted out all the beer. Yeah, that makes sense.

Because when I was done and I got up, it was tight in there. It was tight in there. He took four beers in a minute, essentially. You're just, like, this is just getting susser and susser. Jesus. Just saying, it was real tight in there. Almost, yeah. Yeah.

You ever been initiated? No. I'm not succumbing to that. We're not talking about, now we're talking about, coming dude no i just don't believe it like i remember people talking about like yeah i got fucking uh haze and uh college and stuff i'm like yo you're a fucking loser yeah like i don't get like like yeah these people your friends this is my big it's like who cares no you're gonna hang out with these people probably anyway it's fair it for me it would have depended on the severity

because there was a very quick trigger for me to be like no i'm done no i don't like i don't care that much like the the frisbee thing was fun i think one of my friends said that they had to soak a bread loaf in vodka and eat the whole thing yeah i don't think that's that bad i'm sorry a whole loaf of bread i was like you're even hold on you could just eat 12 pieces of bread in a sitting well a bunch of people together have to eat it right i'm not sure i'm honestly not sure there were pledges because now it's like man versus food but like a whole loaf it's friends a lot it's funny it's funny because that is a hazing to some and now that's a new danny video coming up no soon that sounds terrible no that would be quite it's hot sauce but i think i don't

know there i i do get the hazing aspect of it it's like you put people through like the harder times they go through together the more connected they are but for what oh so you can have uh uh so you can get a job later on no one has jobs anymore I'm just saying like college like people go to college for like seven years and they can't

they can't even get a job you know but at least they ate a buck of silk loaf to bread yeah I know yeah yeah so that one of my

stupid friends can go yeah you're the fucking man who cares I liked his what did you say what did you call him what did I call what

Hayes party what was it something parties like what you do with a group of people a hazing pledge class is that what you said

I don't know what you said Pledge class just means all the people you pledged with for a frat. I don't get it. Look, look, I'm just saying, I don't get any of that stuff. I don't get any of it. It's just stupid. It's so stupid. It's just like, it's just initiation to, you know, like, I don't know.

What's a better example? Like, when you're fucking in your friend group, right? Let's say, like, you have, there's a girl in your friend group, and she brings, like, her new boyfriend to this, like, big friend group they have. And I don't know if this still happens in like people's 30s and shit, but then you know you know how you give that guy a hard Time it's kind of like an initiation. You know I'm saying Like shove a golf ball in his ass If you're going there, then yes, I don't get it either

There's like a for a light. Yeah, that's right the first team. That's what I'm talking about right yeah Like if you want to join the first team you got a chug three beers out of out of a disc first of all Yeah, I would have done that anyway See, like that, I don't even view it as amazing because I would have done it anyway. But that's what I'm saying. Like, that's why the severity. Like, the people that, I think some, you genuinely have to put a toothpick under your nail and kick it, like, on, like, the big, big, big ones.

Like, that's, there's a point where we got them. And that, I think, so with stuff like that. That's the big ones, where if you're not in a frat, then you leave the school, kind of. Yeah, exactly. That's what I was going to say. For those, that's more of, like, a school where, oh, okay, there are parties every weekend hosted by this frat. It's only the frat guys.

allowed there, which is like 100 guys, and then 400 girls come. And if you want to be at this party, you need to go through this. And I'm probably not doing that. Oh, I'm not either. I've heard of the sorority one where they make you have a fish for months, and

they blindfold you and tell you that you're going to eat the fish, but they actually just put jello in your mouth or whatever. Is it sorority? Yeah, yeah. That sounds way worse. That's a sorority thing. That sounds terrible. I mean, it's just kind of like a... I don't know. I'm going to go on a limb here. I can almost guarantee the sorority hazing is way worse than the guy shit.

Yeah, I'm actually kind of scared. Because I feel like girls just love another girl just being in pain. Yeah, I'm scared of that because I feel like the guy's fraternity is like, oh, I finished that bottle of vodka together, man. Like the other stuff, I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, but the girl, it's like something crazy. I feel like the sorority hazing is definitely more of a mental challenge than a, I guess, physical slash drinking one.

We were in, I think I was in sixth grade, and my teacher was just telling me about his college hazing for some reason. I guess, you know, how teachers drift off when they don't want to hear kids brat. And they were saying that... Teach in history. They were told...

He was brought into the bathroom blindfolded. Oh, God. And he said he had to reach into the toilet and grab out whatever was in there. And, like, the whole setup was that one of the heads just shit in the toilet. Like, you had to go just grab this guy's shit. And then he blindfolded, shoved his hand in there

and grabbed what? A turd. Yeah. But it wound up as being, like, a really mushy banana. I understand, but if it was an actual shit Oh, you throw it Let's say it was an actual shit Say that happened to me

Got led astray on whatever the hell happened I take that blindfold off I say that shit, I'm fighting everybody Every single one of you is getting hit in the face And even if you knock me out I'm seeing you the next day and we're fighting Don't care And also, now you have a weapon

Because now you've got a septic hand I am wailing on every single person In that room I don't care. I don't blame you for that. But essentially, it all comes back to, yeah, we're not inviting Martin to the next brunch, essentially. That's what's happening.

He failed his initiation. Yeah, he failed his initiation. Yeah, that was Martin's initiation. He failed. Maybe Keith will be a part of the next initiation. If anything, he failed his own. He could have just said, I'm good. Yeah.

You know? In fact, the whole time he said, I don't want to be here. That's what I'm saying. So if anything, he did the right thing. You could have slowed down. It's Martin's fault. I don't think anyone mentioned even yet that Mullet Dan's back. True.

Well, Dan never left, but it's been refined. I mean, he left. It was very gone. He left two months ago. He definitely left. Left two months ago, buddy. I said goodbye to him. I said, see you.

Have a nice trip. Just because you started off with a mullet, you didn't have a mullet. I certainly didn't have a mullet. Literally two days ago, you didn't have a mullet. No, I saw you like three weeks ago. Thicker in the front, longer in the back. That's a mullet. No, but it did everywhere.

It was bushed out. Yeah, but that's still a mullet because it's shorter on the sides. I see, I understand I have a mullet It is longer in the back, this is not a mullet No, but it has to be longer than that It has to be considerably longer It's longer than the sides

I agree, I agree that I don't have a mullet But I'm saying you didn't either this morning Pretty much I think I had a mullet this morning It's just a big mullet You had an afro this morning It's just a big mullet It's a very puffy mullet

if you looked at me from the side it would still have that like that kind of shape I mean I'm telling you I don't see it

the whole mullet thing this starts from when Antonio gave you a haircut that's when you started rocking mullets yeah yeah

look at that you made it in your hair well he liked it well he always wanted a mullet also mullets are in true they're very in

you know you just in certain states it's fun I go to a specific barber in Brooklyn who specializes in mullets dead ass

yeah that's actually is there a mullet like on their banner and everything? Yeah, it's called Mane Tamed. See, you had a mane like this morning. I mean, they do other haircuts, obviously, but. Are you getting hazed in there?

It's like, can I have a mohawk? Only mullets. Only mullets. Only mullets. But I love my barber because I don't have to talk or say anything, which is great. Oh, my God. Thank you.

I love that. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Oh, man. I had to go to the studio today, right? and we had to be there for one and it was 12 o'clock and I sat in the barber chair.

I'm like, all right, 20 minutes, 30 minutes. These guys talked about eating vagina for 40 minutes before even starting

to cut my hair while I was in the chair. There was points where I started to interject. Did you learn anything? I was like, no, because it was in a different language

and they were just like, how'd you know? Because every other word was, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Every other word was like this

and this and then it was, I don't know, it was like, yeah like this and I was like talking about eating the vagina for so long

and then I showed up on time still thank God but I was like maybe they were calling you the vagina maybe maybe like

this guy doesn't eat pussy it's just like they were all making fun of me I guess I've always thought in my head that I kind of wanted like the barber shop experience

where you like can talk to your barber and like you know have a fun chat and everybody knows each other but in reality I just want a barber who is like mute

maybe actually and doesn't talk at all and can't hear me either. And can't hear me either. Well, actually, I need to tell them what to do. Helen Keller. I need to know. They have to see.

They have to see. They have to see. But I'm just saying it's just so great to say, like, hey, this is what I want, and then silence. I don't mind when they talk to me. It's more like when they start telling me to invest in Dogecoin or something, and I'm like, oh, this fucking guy. JT goes to the financial district barbers.

Where the hell do you go? No, it's just, you know, I feel like some barbers have an angle. They have an angle. Oh, I'm developing this app, by the way. It's like Uber for haircuts. He just starts telling you about something that you don't want to hear about. Am I just eating pussy? I mean, they have you right where they want you.

Because it's not like even if you don't care, you can just walk away. Because they're half your head shaved off. It's not a sales pitch that I can end or say no. And at the end, you don't even get a condo. It's really the perfect place. I think eventually some barbers are just going to have in the mirror, you'll be just looking and then eventually

just like an ad will pop up and it'll be like da da da like you can't move and it's just the perfect place to put an ad true

what for a circus oh yeah I don't know what the ad was it was just da da da I don't know it's ringling bros I don't know

do you guys tip your barbers I was literally gonna say that is it 20% or do you just like do like 5 every time or something 20% that's what I'm wondering

do you give me a steak tip 50% it's based on 50 really it's based on the haircut itself on that day and a bunch of other factors. I give a five, doesn't matter what happens.

I think a five's fine, honestly. You get a five out of me, that's it. I give five, and if it's a good one, I give ten. Which is what I do. A good one? Yeah, like if I'm like, oh, he's got me fresh today. So you're okay with like, eh. He could have done better, but I still walked out.

What am I going to do about it? Well, sometimes they do okay, but then they style it weird, and it's like, ugh. Oh, I love that. I'm definitely not going to wear it like this. You want it to the side, and it's like, I'm fucking virgin. I was like, all right, good. sometimes it's like

yeah it was really good five minutes ago and then he kept going yeah well you could also say nah we're good here well I trust the process

I'm like dang he's got me looking good alright keep going I'm cooking see but look I have to trust the process because once these babies come off

I can't see that's true and there is there is a part in every haircut where even in the mirror you look you go

you know but then but then it finishes off and it's alright but there is one part during every haircut you're like oh this is terrible

dude every haircut I get because again I can't see I'm just like this is going to be probably the worst haircut my mom is going to be so pissed

it's a big reveal every time true no I used to do that when I was a kid every time I went to the barber

I would close my eyes the entire time and then they probably thought he had something and then it's like fucking Jimmy Neutron because like

you open your eyes you're like whoa I'm a whole new person why is that Jimmy Neutron you know in the beginning sequence of Jimmy Neutron he like has the thing

that goes around his head and does a different hairstyle did you do that because you were worried about the haircut or did you do that because you just like Jimmy Neutron? No, I do it because I like the before and after. Wait, you still do it?

No. Oh, you said I do it. Now I only do it when they're cutting the front. Oh, yeah, yeah. You do give off Carl vibes. Yeah, a little bit. He gets that a little bit. But I don't know.

It's fun to just look like one thing and then boom, you're totally different. Last surgery. Were your haircuts worth that life-changing? Yeah, yeah. I mean, for my entire life, basically the entire time, I've been five months of hair growth

until it's like too much to control and then buzz it off. That's true. Until now. He did that for a while. You got to save money. It's a recession. It's been a recession for 24 years for me.

24, okay. Well, for two years, I don't think I was in charge. I mean, I'll go more than that. What the hell? What, were they abandoned? You still needed your diapers, I think. Still needed diapers.

And sometimes I forget on 26, honestly. You just thought it was 24? No, I forgot. You just thought it was 24? No, honestly, sometimes I do. Right when I get used to, you know, I got it on lock. When someone asked me, 26, right away. That's when I turned 27.

Dude, I recently forgot my age. I forgot what bar I was at. So how old were you? I was like, oh. What year is it? I was like, no, I was like 28. And I said that out loud. I was like, am I even close?

You had a question mark on the end of it. Everybody should get a year back on their age from COVID. Just like a free year. Here you go. One. Try like three. Two. You can't go too crazy.

You're three years back. Two and a half. Two and a half. Okay. It's fine. Two. Let's do two. And it's an opt-in.

Because if you just turn 21, you don't want that fucking bullshit. Well, it's not real. It's not like a legitimate thing. It's an opt-in. You would still be 21. It's just the government saying, yeah. It's a government age rebate. Yeah.

It's a government age rebate. You get a fake ID. Yeah. Even though you're 23. But it's legal. That's what I want. That's what I'm saying. That's what I want.

He's like, he wants legal documentation to take me two years younger. Recognized by the state of New York, I am 24. Yes. Would you ever get a fake ID that said you were younger? No. I think, I'll be honest, I don't know if I'm insulting anybody. If someone did that, I know my face won't be able to block it, but in my head I'm going, ooh.

You know, it's a little bit about that. It's weird. Yeah, it's weird. What, are you going back to your old college and pretend like you still go there? Yeah, right? Dude, you got raised, man. What are you doing here? I had a McLovin ID.

It was just state of Hawaii. It was me, and it said McLovin. Did it ever work? No, I never tried it. But when I got the fake IDs, it was like, which is like, you know. Ooh, try it at the bar that you guys got thrown out of. Oh, true. Try it there.

It was like $100 for fake IDs, and then it was, you know, add $10, a little checkbox at the bottom for a McLovin version. I was like, this is the greatest sales pitch ever from an illegal fake ID website. So you're trying to get IDs that can pass at the bar, and the $10 addition was making it more fake? No, it just gives you an extra. Oh, an extra. From Hawaii.

I just had a funny McLovin thing for $10 extra. You know what? Good for them. That's a good sales pitch. Dude, you know what? They probably got enough emails asking them, hey, can you do a McLovin version, that they just added it as a thing.

Yeah, instead of just keep getting asked. Yeah. It's like a, what's that called? It's like the toy in the McDonald's menu. Like a Happy Meal? Happy Meal. Yeah, but you didn't have to pay 10 extra dollars for that toy. Well, now I have to mean it was like $40.

I think Jason's going to start yelling at us if we don't wrap up here. So, Keith, tell them where to find you. Let's start with you, Keith. You can find me on Twitch at twitch.tv slash ksantagato. JT? You can find me on Instagram at thejballs. You can find me at dannyiswatching on Instagram. You can find me at antprisco.

Danny, hit them with it. Can't forget to follow the Picky Boys. And for the other ones, message Jason on Instagram. He'll tell you where to find him. He's already at it. He's already at it.