Picky Boys Podcast - Can We Guess The Celebrity Appearance Fee? - Picky Boys Podcast #427

Episode Date: June 7, 2026

Join Patreon For 2 EXTRA VIDEOS A week! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's podcast, Antonio, JT, and Danny discuss urinals that are too tall, JT's blonde spot, and how much celebrities charge for a public appearance! Which celebrity do you think had the rate that was most worth it! 🏖️ SUMMER MERCH OUT NOW! 🏝️ - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

Welcome back to the Biggie Boys podcast. What's going on, everybody? Duck season? It's duck hunting season. I'm so worried about the full glass of water that's right by his dominant swing hand, you know? No, it's not duck hunting season, but it's June. Means it's... Too soon.

It's too early in the podcast. Make this joke, like, more than 30 seconds in. like just give me 30 seconds okay i'll give you 30 seconds all right give me 30 seconds all right dick hunting season seven seconds yeah did you wear that for that joke be honest no no no and don't forget that means that every gay bitty sent on twitch goes directly 100 to me don't forget about that oh i don't know that's not in the contract no no that in the contract It's you guys get 70% on every other month, and I get 30%.

Honestly, on every other month, it's really depending how you're acting that day. That's also fair. There's been inflation where it's 95%. But this month, they're all mine. They're all his. Send none. Send none. It's not the month to send them.

I was in a bathroom bar. What? I was in a bathroom bar. Is this related? It's a bar in a bathroom? Bathroom bar. No, no, no. Sorry.

I was in a bar bathroom. Who talks this way? Sorry. I'm sorry. I was in a bar bathroom. Bro, I thought, you know how you go into some nice places in the bathroom and there's a little attendant there, like a little butler? Yes.

I thought he was serving drinks at you. Oh, like a speakeasy in the bathroom? No, Danny. That's disgusting. What I said. It's actually not disgusting. Wait, which part? I don't want to drink nice, fancy cocktails where people take dumps.

That's fair. Yeah, but no. It's not a good theme. The entrance is in the bathroom. there's actually a club in new york where to get to another room you have to go through the men's bathroom well why would you do that was it a real men's bathroom or is it like oh this is a men's bathroom wing no it's a men's bathroom and then like one of the doors goes to a different place so you could be walking with wait but how do you get in oh is it a gate you opened that no

but so you could i'm saying because you could bring like can you bring a girl into the bathroom i'm sure there's an entrance on their side as well i never checked i don't know oh double entrance yeah or it might just be an all gender restroom that makes more sense so everybody can get in here's a better idea just don't put the door in the bathroom my point is i could be taking jt as my little date and like right as we get through the next bar there's just someone firing off it happens that's a horrific plan floor plan i guess so but also like yeah i don't know it's it's it's mystique it's gimmicky a little bit it's gimmicky but listen oh jt i'm getting that feeling again i'm getting that feeling of like i don't think this place exists i think he's making

it up i'm i'll do the name drop right now do it call elsewhere okay but the problem is i you could name a place i don't know if they have the bathroom door i'm telling you yeah yeah it's it's the first floor you go into oh you have you been there of course yes of course don't of course me i've been there multiple times and and and both the first time i was there i was too drunk that But the second time, when I went there, I rediscovered the bathroom bar. And I was like, oh, look at this. Danny's too drunk. He goes in there.

He opens the door and just starts pissing. He's like, oh, no. But no, it's fun. Either way. Is this the story? No, no. It's about this bathroom bar? You totally threw me off.

You threw us off. Because I said bathroom bar. You said the bar bathroom. Yeah, you did. No, I was in a bar bathroom, tiny bathroom, just two men's urinals. And you know how they have the – I don't know if women know this. They usually have two different sizes of urinals. Yeah.

like men's and children's right which i don't understand why that was really in a bar is that what it's for yeah oh i thought it was for different ball heights that could be it could be true what does the ball height have to do with anything wouldn't be different wean heights if you drew blow yeah your wean height your ball height whatever i mean it's because he has big balls it's kind of what he's inverse i don't want you don't want your balls hanging into the i don't know yeah but then it would splash off into your balls because the stream is so high it's true you Do you ever piss on a stepstool into a bowl? No.

The water just comes up higher because it's more forced. Why have you? Sometimes you just want to piss like a giant. What do you want from me? What's your point? Oh, my point was I was pissing in the regular adults section, and some guy came over to me who was an adult male, just tiny. What, like tiny like how?

Give me height. I didn't think he was really that short. I thought it may be like a 5'2". Danny. No, but... Danny. Well, hear me out. Either way, he went up to the urinal, which I would assume is the one he wants to go to,

because he's kind of tiny. It's crazy. And he said... He pulled out his penis, and he said... You saw? I didn't see, but I saw the action, because there's no divider in this all, so I saw that he did this. How's his piece?

And I didn't look, because before I could tell, he went, oh, too tall happens every time. literally said that literally said that he i guess his penis could not reach the the bottom of the urinal i don't know what i don't know what this man's proportions were but it sounded like it happens all the time because he's we went oh poop paul every time and i just burst out laughing i audibly laughed and he just he just kind of murmured to himself and walked away he didn't use the bathroom he didn't use a stall he just he just held it well after his laugh daddy probably yeah i mean you didn't humiliate this man i know he humiliated himself first of all you're already

at the small urinal and now to say oh poop hole i think i think the joke that you're not getting that he was making was that his piece is very long i don't believe so he didn't pee he just came and he saw you and he went i i'm gonna this is all for him no no i don't think i start locking eyes before no i i think like if he were to take out his penis he probably would have touched the bottom of the urinal penis hmm the urinal let's not do that well did he say it like a when you said yeah i pictured like an old grandpa joking kind of yeah it was it was deflated oh it was it was like and he wasn't like an old guy he was just he was like oh too tall like well it's not every time he said every time you're making him seem like he should be mining in a cave with like

and finding gems like that's the voice you're getting that's what that's the voice he had that made me want to look but i i at that point i decided to just stare ahead and just give him privacy just giggle alone yeah because if i looked and i thought i would have laughed even more too You might be a bad person. I'm the bad person in this situation? What's wrong with him? I don't know. You laughed at this five foot two man who couldn't piss in a urinal.

Kids piss in this urinal. That's why I think it was a penis joke. It wasn't. Why did he not pee? It's a good question. Maybe he already did pee. You missed it. Maybe he snuck peed.

Wait, that's a good question because I was never like a tall kid by any means, but I never remember not being able to like reach the urinal with my pee maybe his body heights are weird maybe he has a long penis that's what i'm saying so he he would have to like whip it up to go pee what was that hold it like that i don't know either way the point is that the we need more inclusive urinal sizes obviously true some places just have it on the floor like a trough Yeah, just do that. Honestly, the trough might be the way. Danny made this a pee-pee podcast.

I didn't make it. I mean, I don't know. I guess I did. Did you walk out and be like, I got to tell you something? Or did you see him in the bar the rest of the night? Or was he just gone? Like, maybe it was magic. No, he was there.

He continued to drink. But not pee. But not pee. He was like, bartender. No, he was like, bartender, bartender. This is crazy. This is crazy. Can I get a, can I get a, hey?

this is crazy you're not even bending that far enough for it to be a good visual joke it'd be it would make more sense to raise your hand and jason zoom in no no raise it high and jason will just zoom into your hand can i get a vodka soda please can i get a beer can i get a beer please all right i'll be you know stay there i'll be you i'll be you all right i'm pissing i'm pissing you you come over the bathroom what happened oh too tall again every fucking time my penis can't reach the urinal

that's exactly what I was like I don't wanna I wanna like fold into myself that's him getting up on the bar stool yeah hello why does he sound different now cause he went from like

mountain dwarf to like leprechaun yeah yeah respect the short king no yeah i i respect the short king oh my god i'm crying all right um i have a few things uh for you guys well before you get to that what danny why don't you remind them what's going on uh next month on july 10th i thought you were gonna say july 23rd my birthday we're all invited to my birthday party well it could it could be during it now i'm out of breath you didn't do anything well i just grew fuck Three feet.

You are not eight, too. What are we talking about? July 10th is the Picky Boys' third annual Cardiothon Cardiothon Teams. It's going to be an epic sub-a-thon on twitch.tv slash the Picky Boys. It can go for as long or short as you guys make it. And it will be lots of Mario Kart. Yes, the teams are. So we've been the last two.

A lot of you have been here. A lot of you are new. Card-a-thon is where I feel like a lot of people, the community, really get to know each other. And I feel like we've had a lot of people join the community from Card-a-thon. So now the third annual one, hopefully it'll be bigger. How it works is every donation, a gifted sub, bit, extends the length of the stream. The longer the length, the more days we play Beryl Kart. And like Danny said, last time I think it went 13 days, which is all thanks to everybody who participated.

so big thanks to everybody and we're just excited i think i think the cart spirits i feel them growing in everybody in the room i'm getting texts from jason chas coach steve i'm getting so i think it's gonna be a lot of fun don't want to spend too much time on it but july 10th we're gonna keep reminding you twitch.tv slash the picky boys follow so you get the notification when we're live see you there antonio has won the past two years so his terror campaign is coming to an end I'm looking for the triple crown. I can't wait. You know, you're becoming like the, you know,

you're becoming the team that always wins that no one wants to see win anymore. Don't make me OKC. Oh, you're OKC. Don't make me OKC. I was thinking, but I didn't want to offend you. If anyone flops, it's Danny. Danny's a big flopper. Ooh.

You're OKC. You're the Kansas City Chiefs. We're also OKC. Oh, yeah. Wait, what is flopping in Mario Kart? Now I'm like trying to picture it. What would constitute kind of an equivalent? growing something on your neck and getting sympathy points i don't know if it won any points

no first of all it didn't win me any points and i probably did irreparable damage to my liver over the past over that 13 day period yeah i mean we all do yeah well the doctor put you on like the super duper antibiotics which is should not be mixed with with drinking yeah no but you could do it like if you did it like how you did when you grind them up into your drinks true so that's So that's an easy way to really get it straight to your bloodstream. Exactly. Yeah. Or you can just put it in a suppository.

Yeah. Or maybe you should have just shoved it in the hole in your neck. That? I thought about that. I don't know if people know what we're talking about. Either way, JT, what are you – just do something. Sorry. I am – do something.

Just do something. We'll change it. Although I am very, very in the Card-a-thon holiday season of, like, feelings. Love that. I agree. You can tell everyone's feeling festive. By the way, before, can I address a comment that was made on a previous podcast? There we go.

Can you whisper to me what the comment was first, but lovingly? No. Come on. Comment by me or comment by him? It was a comment about you. Oh! Somebody, there was some dialogue about what exactly the blonde streak in your hair is doing, and somebody confidently said, oh, well, he dyes it.

I saw that. I just ignored it. You're confidently wrong. Wait, you think that JT, out of all people, spends the extra time to dye, like, 50 strands of hair? He just, like, takes a little bundle. Can you turn? Can you turn? He dyes that part.

No, that's natural, baby. Yeah, it is. You know, I can see why they would think that, because it is weird how, like, sometimes it really shows, and then other times it's almost invisible. But, no, I don't dye it. And I did see that comment. Where did they get the authority, by the way? They speak with such authority in the comments. Someone else answered this person's question and just went, oh, he dies it.

Yeah. The card just made that up. Someone asked, is that natural or is that died? And then someone replied, oh, he dies it. Oh, he dies it every Saturday at the salon. That would mean, and you know, good for you for the confidence. That's what we call around here, Danny confidence. Good for you because was never mentioned ever.

That JT dies that. Was never mentioned ever. So literally as pure made up as you could possibly get it. frankly in many in many ways not all of them but in many ways it's better to be loud and wrong than quiet and right hmm oh a lot of people would disagree it's better than both of those to be loud and right some would say a lot of reason a lot of problems are because of that but yeah oh i would and i would agree right i would agree but part of the reason is because all the people who are right aren't speaking up but you said it was better to be loud and wrong well when you're loud and wrong

It at least allows – it opens the door for more people who have authority and knowledge of the situation to give the right answer. Which part was that? Loud and wrong or loud and right? Loud and wrong is opening the door for someone to not educate you. It sort of makes sense you have those opinions with what you're wearing. JT, what are we doing? Okay. So today I saw the appearance fees for celebrities, and I thought they were really interesting.

So I'm going to name some celebrities. I got cameo now. He's trying to – We'll do public appearances, and you guys are going to guess how much they would cost. And we'll also maybe say, I don't know, is that worth it? They undersell him? They oversell him? So this is like if I had a bat mitzvah, and I wanted Lil Wayne to come perform.

Oh, they do that, yeah. Okay. Wedding. Yeah. I think it's a lot of times just other famous people. Like, didn't Drake book Lil Wayne at his, I don't know, something? Yeah, but Drake could just do whatever he wants. Okay, so it's how much-

That's the Young Money Brotherhood. Exactly. yeah how much money it takes for these celebrities to show up to your party yeah and a lot of them are ranges because i think like there's a whole lot of factors well yeah because it depends what they do you know if you want them to show your feet or something or you want them to sing or just show up yeah i mean that's yeah that's gotta be at least triple right people if you're singing people still talk about the episode we did where chris brown was grabbing our asses or something so oh yeah yeah sure let's see who do i want to start with how many you got uh i have a bunch

but I don't think we'll do all of them. Okay. Let's go with Dr. Phil. Oh, man. Appearance fee for Dr. Phil. I don't know if this is like a speaking fee or just for him to come hang out at your party. Those are very different things.

Yeah. So him to speak at a college or him to come make fun of my dad or something, very different things. Yeah, and what if you wanted to counsel your child? Oh, that's a professional fee. That's probably lower, honestly. is dr phil the personality wait is he a doctor no definitely not i feel like it's a little crazy

to call yourself dr phil then oh this is tv maybe but judge judge judy is a judge uh yeah i think she does cases but well i don't know if she is a judge or isn't but i mean that's all fake bro someone we had on the podcast remember him no no no but he faked the cases that's not fair no but Mark Palmer no but that's how you get on the show

you just pitch like a funny case yeah but that doesn't mean they're not cases like he faked the cases they didn't like you know what I mean I think that stuff's all fake but I mean

I don't I don't I don't like to lift the veil on any of that stuff I think it's all real you're living in a fantasy world and I don't want to hear anything else

I'm starting to think he's part of the problem alright Dr. Phil he's talking about this outfit he's talking about that outfit what do you guys think how much would it cost

oh right sorry let's get him on the pod But how much do we got to scrounge up? I thought you were going to give the range. If I'm just calling, I have no idea. Well, I think as I say them, you'll maybe start to get a better feel. Him to show up to my birthday party.

I'll say, oh, man, I don't know. I feel like I'm going to sound really dumb. I was going to say like 150K. Whoa, I was going to go way lower. Way lower. I was going to go like 50K. It is 250K. Yeah.

Jeez. He's a fool. He might be a real doctor. I don't care. he's a loser so you're saying over overpriced and not overpriced okay overpriced he used to he used to definitely overpriced i mean who's paying that i know i mean his claim to fame was like he was on my grandma's tv during weekdays the fuck what was he doing then his show dr phil is he a doctor well no maybe he's not you know a medical doctor but is he a a counselor yes he's probably

okay so that's a doctor you could say doctor i guess so i mean they could they do well can't you be a doctor by getting like an english degree or something too pressure chad's pretty close to being a doctor i mean he was in school for 10 years i'd hope so all right he's a doctor that's not what i meant at all uh how about what do you guys think paulie d this could literally be either five thousand or four million no first of all way cooler party with paulie d way cooler party uh did you see he was at uh he was at stage coach which is like the uh like country coachella and he was wearing i don't know if we could pop a picture of this he's wearing a cowboy hat with the the top cut off and his spiky hair coming out of it it was so it was

an amazing look that's awesome pop it up that sounds really fun um i'm gonna say he's a dj and he's like pretty famous dj now i'm gonna say 175k are you out of your mind i don't think so he's lower than dr phil i think so yeah oh i think dr phil has an arrogance to him and he thinks his time is dude i i i'm gonna be so bad at this now i'll say 300k okay you might have to think about it like this because my parents know who dr phil is i don't think they have any idea who paulie d is dj paulie d it's 50k oh i was right if i just was reversed i wouldn't be right honestly 50k am i crazy to say that's reasonable for paulie b i don't think you're crazy i think that's reasonable i'll tell you this not paying but if someone went to no no maybe 20k for paulie

b no he's got to make it worth his time true no i i think 50k is kind of appropriate is it i think i mean no right i mean yeah of course none of these are appropriate but in in in the scheme of things i think maybe yeah i think you cover the flight you cover the hotel and then the 50k i think that's like so fair so worth it for all parties involved you just made 50k had to come hang out maybe play a few uh so easy yeah oh man all right fine all right i gotta i gotta lock in here i feel like i'm not playing this game right i think as we keep going okay you'll i'll see a trend i'll see you i'll see you trust my trendiness all right so next one is uh sean diddy combs oh my god wow you can still book him yeah i'll tell you what he's booked i think i think you

book like visitation rights right like is this post or pre uh jail well it's it's pretty because i think post it's like 20 cigarettes or something right uh cigarettes maybe a cinnamon roll oh man he's got to be like 700,000 yeah I was going to say it has to be high it's like Puff Daddy bro yeah

and this is before you find out anything this is pre-news oh wow this could be really high yeah he's not getting out of bed for anything less than 500

he's not getting out of bed for anything less than 500 I'll go 500 flat just be safe this one was a range it's 100k to 500 wow I'll take that win

I'll take that win We could split in the middle and say, like, 300K. I guess he doesn't really do anything anymore. Well, especially now. I mean, but back then, like, he didn't really do anything. That was going to be my follow-up thing. I, what? He was a music producer.

Like, he had all the guys. But does he sing or rap or anything? I don't know. A little, a little, a little. But not enough to where it's, like, it would just be an appearance. I don't think he'd do anything, if that makes sense. Yeah, but I just was confused. he's like so

Antonio doesn't think that he did anything you did say that on the record fuck on the record don't click me don't click me

honestly there's too many Diddy clips out there there is from the other from the other podcast from the other podcast so let's be careful alright how about

Efren Ramirez fuck is that this is Pedro vote for Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite okay I'm gonna say

five thousand dollars in a bag of chips bag of chips what kind of chips uh a kettle cooked oh that's bad give them like them no first of all that sucks ass what flavor uh zesty jalapeno was that racist racist no uh what is zesty jalapeno that's what the flavor's called that's what danny sounds real gay come on come on um i know jt jt seems like a kettle cook blower because they're crunchier than regular they're crunchy not crispy yeah a little too oily

too so well what do you say he says five i think they suck but either way um five in a bag of chips five thousand seems really high at this point i'll go to two thousand it is five to ten thousand honestly i'll take it you're right in the range i'd say it's on the money basically i yo paying ten thousand dollars for this guy does he require a bag of chips was danny right about that as well uh it didn't say but but he'll probably have to eat to pay ten thousand dollars for that is like yo you have to be the biggest napoleon dynamite blower ever but i think that's like that's so fair because to someone who love love loves that movie not like us like literally loves it that's like a reasonable thing honestly that scenario would be kind of funny let's say i

threw a party and i got him there and i told nobody and danny's danny just goes like wait is that the is that i'm like no danny this is my friend it's like is this the guy from like that part is funny i don't know if i'd spend 5k on a joke though fair enough all right how about uh how about uh barbara cochran corcoran this is the shark tank lady it's the only one i know whose name is barbara so i knew shark tank yeah i don't know if this includes you know being able to pitch your business idea or not but she is a multi-millionaire uh real estate developer a few lots of corcoran signs outside of homes and i'll tell you this her being in her presence and having conversation is probably a hundred k off rip for a consultation i'm gonna say seven hundred thousand

dollars that's really really too high but i like where he's going because time is money yeah time is out absolutely money i she has too much money he might be right and this is for a party like her show up to an event i have no idea honestly all this info it's super hard to find i think celebrities purposely don't like to make it public i think this is probably more a consultation thing i don't know what's what he's using so i would say probably 200 000 oh you think it's like a business consultation yeah i would say that i was just about to say i was gonna say either 700 000 flat fee or a hundred thousand dollars and ten percent of my soul any company that feels more like a mr wonderful deal it doesn't feel like a barbie yeah true yeah she's nice she's nice i don't

think you need to give up ten percent of your soul also you've already given up like 95 of it okay good deals this is 100k yo it's definitely a consultation thing I don't know where he got his information from we're trusting JT to source stuff that's fair

showing up it's definitely more than that I was just going off of our I was going off of our sorcerer sorcerer and our wizard I wasn't going off like she's showing up to a party I think you'd be right if it was a party alright we're gonna do a couple more how about Aerosmith what would you guys think

wow full band Yeah, it just said Aerosmith, but hasn't the members changed over the years? I guess it's the most current members. Well, you can't bring any of them back, can you? I'm not sure if they died. I don't know either. A little before my time. I'll say $150K for Aerosmith.

See, now I'm going to assume, if I'm JT here, that because it's Aerosmith, this is probably them performing somewhere. Yeah. And you think $150K? Yeah. How many people are booking Aerosmith right now? Would you book Aerosmith? Oh, 100%. I mean, if I had the money, which I don't, but...

I like the $150K range. I don't think it's higher than that. I don't think you could... I don't think, in terms of legacy, you can go anything less than $100K because, like, I don't think the money is worth ruining. Like, oh, bro, yeah, I got Aerosmith at my uncle's party. He paid $50K for him. Like, what?

I don't think that's worth that. I'll say $200K flat. $220K. This is $1.5 to $2.5 million minimum. Honestly, you baited us with the other ones. That makes a lot of sense. A little bait, a little bait. They're in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I think.

Yeah, I mean, what'd you say? Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I think. No, no, what price? $150,000. Oh, man, we really low-balled them there. I think you're low-balling Aerosmith. You're not giving them the props they deserve and the money they deserve, frankly.

Now I'd be more impressed when my uncle had them at his party. i'm sure a lot of those bands blend together for me it doesn't matter right i don't even i don't even know an aerosmith song now well but that doesn't matter is what i'm saying also i think walk i think i think right rather it would matter if i booked well that would matter yeah well i think walk this way you know walk this way walk this way that was pretty good aerosmith i think so did i make that up i don't know is aerosmith the heart the heart the rock and roll roller coaster in fucking disney i don't know was i right just now dude i slummed on millionaire a lot of answers i was gonna mix up with acdc so i don't know i gotta mess up with guns and roses

oh arrow smith walk this way yes it is god i'm so fucking good nope who's the lead you know walk this way is run dmc oh no no walk this way the collaboration is them together okay okay but i think they don't they had their separate songs got it got it got it got it got it i'm gonna do One more. I'm going to try to find. Let's see. Who's someone that you guys would like? And Aerosmith is the Rock and Roll Roller Coaster.

You know what you need? Was. You're right. I'm the guy. I'm the Disney guy now. What's it now? Muppets. Am I right?

A plus, Danny. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's for kids. I think every kid after a while was like, why is this wrinkly worm on the screen? It's like, oh, now it's Muppets. Yeah. old people music to them yeah all right how about uh for the last one let's go uh let's go bear grills how much appearance fee for bear grills you are you a bear grills guy

love bear grills i think it's gonna be 80 000 and an additional 20k if you want to drink his piss on live on spot i 20k to well would well would you yes okay all right so that's that's important i drink bear bear grills piss for 20k probably right so to survive yeah all right would you drink your own piss for 5k no i don't want to start playing these let's get the number down i don't want to start playing these i refuse to play no no no no i'm trying no no i'm trying to Engage what now I think Bear Grylls would have to be paid to drink his piss at. So it's not about you, you know? Would you drink your own piss for $1,000?

Am I in a desolate area? Or am I just in the studio here? Here. Would you drink your own piss for $1,000? You're parched. You don't have to piss into your own mouth. You can piss into a cup. Unless you prefer the method.

Can I put it over ice? Can you chill it? Yes. God, I love that question. Let's say you can chill it. Sure. 5K. No, no.

$1,000. Oh, no. No, no, no. Well, you can't chill it for 5K, Danny. No, no. You can't chill it for 5K. I'm sorry. Then I'm not going to do it.

Apologize again. Apologize for not doing it. I'm not going to do it. Apologize for not doing it. I'm not going to do it. But this is also unfair because, like, who knows? Maybe he's, like, prepping to drink his piss on the show. So he's, like, drinking a lot of water.

So it's, like, basically just water. Why does he have to prep and think so much about drinking? You guys are getting away from the – what's the appearance fee? Oh, true. $80,000 plus a $20,000 piss fee. I'll say $200,000. That's a pretty good piss fee. I'll say $200,000, and I'll go $50,000 for the piss fee.

Oh, wow. Wow. Okay, it is $50,000. Hey, $50,000 for Bear Grylls. How much for the piss? Again, it doesn't say these things you guys ask. Come on. What did you say?

How much did you get? I said $80,000. And the $20,000 piss. And $20,000 for the piss. So I went so high. I suck at this. Yeah. A little bit.

The problem is I don't want any of them in my goddamn party. do you think they know their worth or they don't know their worth who would you who would you have arrowsmith knows their worth arrowsmith knows their worth i honestly i think barbara corcoran doesn't know her work i think i would i think that's definitely just a consultation that's more than her that's definitely a lot is that even worth it for her though for a consultation for her well if it's just like a question business advice if it's not a true like partnership let's talk if it's just oh i have a question about my business and that and she goes yeah more workflow a bottleneck dink yeah then 100 yeah 100k is fine i think the only one that knew their value

was the second one right who was the second one who was it no i don't think it wasn't diddy right it was no diddy was it was dr phil and then it was uh phil then right paulie d i think paulie d was the only one where i think it made sense to me i i don't really want to say this frankly But I think that maybe pre-everything, Diddy was undervalued. Pretty close to that. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. And I think now he's bad.

He was always bad. But now that we know. I'm just. Yeah. Before all this happened, I would have thought that he was a higher caliber. You think P. Diddy's underrated? No. No, no, no, no, no.

I do not. I do not. Okay. Next. It's a great value deal, is what you're saying. Yeah. You think he's very valuable. I think he was undervalued at a time.

Okay. That's fine. That's fine. I agree. I agree. We could end here. Would you like to end on you saying that Diddy was undervalued? No, no, no.

No. No? No, I'd like to say something else. All right. Say something else. Okay. Uh, uh, I wonder if you're still thinking about Diddy, aren't you? No, no, no, no.

I wonder if you invited these people and then it was just you, they would have, they'd feel about that. There's a guy on Instagram who does that, but more with like, uh, I love that guy. He'll do like a, a, a Hillary Clinton impersonator. Yeah. Or like a Michael Jackson. I saw him. He, he got two Michael Jackson impersonators to come at the same time.

They had a jack off. They had a jack off. Wow. That's crazy. I don't know what his Instagram name is, but hilarious content. I want to do that to one of these big celebrities. I think I saw one where he got a pole dancer just for him, but no pole. And they were just playing video games.

Like, what is going on? I actually, I don't know if this is where he got this idea, but that was like an old SNL skit where like, I think it's like Louis C.K. invites a clown to his house and it's just him. And then he kills him. oh you know what morbid dan i'm so i'm sorry no no no i don't don't say p danny is diddy dan better no no what variation would you prefer because there's gonna be one you you are you are disrespecting my month and p diddy don't bring your month into this this is my month

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