Picky Boys Podcast - Can We Match Each Other's FREAK?!! - Picky Boys Podcast #429

Episode Date: June 21, 2026

Join Patreon For 2 EXTRA VIDEOS A week! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's podcast, Antonio, JT, and Danny discuss fighting at bars, a mistake so big it ruined a meal, and we see if we can match each others freaks in most likely to style card game! Leave your rating 1-5 on how likely you are to do any of the prompts we discussed on today's show in the comments! 🏖️ SUMMER MERCH OUT NOW! 🏝️ - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

all right bring us in welcome back to the picky boys podcast antonio the hype beast that's what you wanted to start with danny goes i got something i got something to start with that's not what it was but i just wanted to point that out first danny went danny said oh that's not your hat you don't have a supreme hat no it's not my hat i would never buy something like this this is like a martin thing for sure martin does leave lots of things here he leaves all of it here. There's somebody's really cool Crocs in our hallway. I don't know who they are. I think they're Jason's or Martin's.

What's cool about them? They have, like, cool designs. I think it's, like, some kind of anime design. Oh, definitely Jason's. That's Jason's. I got them for that for, like, Christmas two years ago. And now they're... Now they're yours? Now it's somebody else's. I have bigger feet than Jason. Just saying.

What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say about Jason? Jason Quick in the edit pop-up. Jason's real tall, but he's got tiny feet. Whoa, are you doing this to this guy right here? Some of the stereotypes, they're not true? No, I mean, I didn't say anything about his heart. Good call, good catch there.

Big feet, big heart? Yeah, big feet, big hearts, that's what they say. Big hands. Come on, what are we doing here? Can't you go, can't a human fit inside a whale's heart? Excuse me? Maybe, I don't know, how big are they? Giant.

How many of us could fit? I think all of us could fit in a whale's heart. What? All of us? We just get a chamber? Weeds get a chamber. So how many can fit in the penis, then? That's a good point.

That's where we're going with this, right? How many of us can fit in a whale penis? No, that wasn't where I was going. My point is, whales don't have feet. Wait, are you asking... You stupid ass. Are you asking how many penises can fit in your heart? About three.

Okay, well, you know that's not what I was asking, right? You must know that's not what I was asking. I also need the clarification here. On what? What did he ask? I guess it depends on the blood flow. you thought by my by my question

wait how wait whale penises in my heart yeah four four you got a big heart

I don't know I think I do or small penises I don't know wait what what does that have to do with anything now it feels like

a patreon episode let's talk about the cardiothon July 10th the three teams come together to play Mario Kart for an ungodly

amount of time twitch.tv slash the picky boys it's the one event this year you can't miss what were you gonna say uh i don't know i think i think he wanted to start with an insult to you he said oh dumb hat remember what was what's that that's how he said before he started filming he said i got something we can start with and then he went dumb hat no i know that happened i was here i'm saying what You know, so often on this podcast, my words get ahead of my thinking. Your mouth works too fast for your head. I don't.

What about the team merch that's up? How about that? Pickyboys.com. You can get your Cardiothon team merch if you want to, you know, cheer for a specific team. Each team's got their own little mascots. We've got Team 1, Antonio and his brother, Gio. Team 2, me and Jason.

and Team 3, JT, Chaz, and Coach Steve. This is coming out. What's this coming out on Father's Day? Happy Father's Day, by the way, everybody. Oh, happy Daddy's Day. Honestly, it's fine. He usually says that not today, so today's the one day he can say it. What the fuck was I going to say?

Yeah, I got it. I think you were going to say how close the card-a-thon is, maybe. I thought he was going to do it again. He was going to say how dumb your hat is. I thought you were going to do it again. Card-a-thon's coming up. yeah it's coming it's coming up quick less than a less than a month away now every time we talk about it now it is less than a month away there's nothing we can do about it we gotta start greasing

the wheels there's no stopping it we've been playing we've been playing has any has any um trash talk or team morale changed do you think it's the same who do you think's gonna win i've been gathering intel oh on the other teams intel gathering intel yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah not not gonna tell us i mean i could i could tell you for a price oh he's selling the intel now how much could yours possibly be i'll give the intel the intel i've been noticing this over the over the time we were practicing the intel is that the other cardathon teams absolutely suck okay okay the amount of non-belief in his voice is palpable you know palpable did you hear that i've been gathering intel as well i need to if you can get antonio to start rambling you can beat him every

time he's actually he's right he's right so i'm gonna have to bring a long list of questions that i think antonio is interested in i was wondering why we'd be playing in the yard danny's like what do you think the meaning of life is and i'm like what and i'll just go into while i'm playing and then i'm in 15th place i'm like did i even answer the question you went i never asked you a question He didn't care at all. The tongue is mightier than the sword, as they say. Wouldn't it be mightier than the controller at that point or something? I mean, I was just going with the old saying.

That went astray too far away from the saying to be referential. I don't think that's how you use that word. I'm going to be honest. I think it is. Referential? Yeah. I don't think that's right. It references the original saying.

I know what it means. And if you change both of the things, then it's not even a thing anymore. Did I tell you that Martin sent me a video? You know, have you ever been to those places? Like, they know Gabby. Like, Gabby went to one of these places where you could just kind of sign up for a boxing match accidentally from the crowd. What? Like, or some shit.

You ever see those? I've seen it in Thailand. Is that where she went or in the U.S.? No, it was in the U.S. I've seen that one, too. Tourists fight each other for free drinks. Yeah, you get a free drink if you go and have a boxing or Muay Thai match. Well, something like that, right?

But Martin sent me a video of there was just an octagon at some, maybe it was a bar at an event. and once like it was a group of friends and someone just went up and fought martin said he will do that bam i was like that would be so fire for us to vlog like us going to like this bar and martin just fight another person in there but like in a cage this time i would have thought that that can't exist in america honestly like yeah that seems like an insurance nightmare i think gabby did it um at stank fest skank fest skank fest sorry what did i say it probably it probably stunk i don't know but skank fest okay that makes sense i think it was in vegas maybe she went for the show and bro she just got in the ring started swinging damn that crazy that's badass like a

crazy thing to even do but i feel like it'd be funny for i feel like that's kind of a jt activity I would definitely also do it. It feels like too real if JT got into the ring. JT doesn't even need a ring to fight. He'll just fight his college boys on a pile of rocks. That's true. That's true. I was on a trip last weekend, and my buddy is an amateur MMA fighter, and we were wrestling on the rocks.

And I woke up with just, like, bloody, bloody scabby knees and elbows and everything. Why are we wrestling on rocks? bro you never when you're drunk with your boys wrestling is a top three activity to do 100 wrestling with your boys while you're all drunk it's great i remember when jt was living when jt was living at the fraternity or whatever it was the frat house you would go downstairs sometimes to get a water and they would just be wrestling in the kitchen yeah it's called a kitchen fight you just have a lot of kitchen fights there's also you want to go run you want to run a quick kitchen fight let's run one dude it was a it was a it was number one great way to

have fun it was awesome number two it was actually a way that like beefs were settled in the fraternity like these two guys didn't like each other all right shake hands kitchen fight and you know the winner they're right and those are you're wrong and that's it and shake hands at the end and that's it yeah the six foot seven 300 pound guy won a lot of arguments he was right in every argument it's like something feels wrong that's what they used to do back in the day right it's like trial by combat it's like well how could i ever be right when this giant guy is swinging his sword at yeah well they they found the loophole they found the loophole the loophole there is that you can choose a champion that's true but you have to understand that but like

in game of thrones the champion the king had was the mountain well that's what i'm saying is that you can't choose that you can hide behind some you don't have to fight yourself to be right in this situation. You can hire a guy. Well, that's why the guns were the great equalizer because they just started dueling. It doesn't matter your reach

and your height and your... None of that matters, right? Just let's duel, dude, at noon. High noon. Now it's just speed. Yeah. Well, either way. I hear this guy.

I hear this... Sorry, what were you saying? Can you say something so we can get it out of... I got a little tickle in my throat. Is that one real? That was a laugh one. I started laughing, and it made me, yeah, I should be fine now.

The thing that I was going to start with. Oh, my God. Was that I ordered from Wingstop the other day, and I got the wings, 500 of them. And all of them had no sauce. Not a single one was sauced. And then I'm arguing to Uber Eats because I'm saying, like, I understand that this is just like, oh, they didn't give you sauce. Because that's what Uber Eats was trying to tell me. They were trying to say, oh, it's just no sauce, so we'll refund you a couple bucks.

But, like, and I get that if I had, like, chicken nuggets and they didn't include, you know, sweet and sour sauce. Yeah, yeah. But if you don't have sauce on a wing, that is fundamentally transforming the meal. Like, I deserve a full refund for all of it. I agree. For all of it. Did you order with sauce? Of course I ordered with sauce.

All kinds of sauces. I would have been okay if they just gave me one sauce that I didn't even want. But I'm not going to eat dry, plain wings. Also, by the way, Buffalo, no, I mean Wingstop, very sneaky marketing. Every wing, you have to like, do you know how the Uber Eats appeal process works? You have to pick which items are wrong. Okay. You have to do it for every single wing.

What do you mean, every wing? Like, every wing is... Like, individual wings? Individually, and you have to take a picture of why it was wrong. So, like, if I actually wanted the refund, I would have had to take a picture of, like, 40 wings. I was going to ask how many. Each one.

I was going to ask how many you bought. I'm training for a chicken-eating competition, and... Patreon.com slash Pinky Boys. Patreon.com slash Pinky Boys. That's actually happening, like, within 30 minutes of you watching this episode. Yeah, Danny will be shoving a full rotisserie chicken with old chicken's head in his mouth. But so something like that.

So I was furious to say the least. Okay. Can I have some clarification? Wing stop. They don't put the sauces on the wings or they just forget to do that. They just forgot to do it. They didn't put it on the side. They didn't toss them.

It was just a dry, plain wing. Nobody wants it. Dude, honestly, with what you're saying, I would have just said, no, never arrived. They're all gone. Never arrived at my door. Fuck you. Give me a refund. And honestly, that's a good – but I already –

They take a juicy picture. I've been an Uber Eats loyalist and customer for so long. I thought they would give me some slack. They didn't give me any slack. Don't give a shit about Uber Eats. They're a bad company with bad people. I'm telling you. I switched to DoorDash like two years ago.

Yo, DoorDash literally bent me over a table and spit in me. They're all going to fuck us. No, because there was a week during the medium C, COVID, whatever, that one, where I tried to do DoorDash. They charged me $100 every day for a week. Like, I said, what are we doing? Yeah. Did you even get a real person or was it AI the whole time? It was supposedly a real person.

It was a tech spot, though, so you cannot tell at all. They can fake it now. They can fake it. Also, for them to not understand, like, no, you don't understand. It's not that I didn't get Chipotle mayo. The wing, is it boneless or bone-in or out? Bone-out. Boneless.

Ooh. When you're training for a chicken rotisserie in competition. I'm joking. That wasn't actually training. i was just eating chicken dude he's just eating 40 that's just his order bro but uh yeah no i was what do you think do you think that are you asking them yes i'm looking right at them do you think that no sauce on a wing might as well throw the wings out honestly i mean it just fundamentally changes the meal and i didn't even have sauce at home so i couldn't i

mean it was just a nightmare dude just having 40 ball sack looking chicken nuggets with no sauce dry shit sounds awful were any of them did you get them all wet because you know how they have like a louisiana thing i got them all wet and they didn't do anything not one wet when you want so i just i just ate like 10 of them and then the next day i went and bought a bottle of sauce to sauce the rest because i didn't want to waste them the next day yeah they're all cold so so what'd you What did you do? What does that mean? Like you had 10 and you were like, oh.

I had 10 and then I was just like, this sucks. Like I'm not enjoying eating these. And so I put them in the fridge. I sauced them the next day. And that's that. I'm saying the 10, that was it? Yeah. And you just went to bed?

Yeah, it was just not good. Like I would have eaten more, but it was just not good. Oh, you just, I thought you would order something else. Everyone was misery, so. Everyone was misery. Danny, I got sauces in the fridge. If you're ever in a sauce emergency, you can just take the sauce. That's true. I should have asked.

JT's the sauce boss. You don't even have to ask. If you're in a sauce emergency, you got 30 unsauced wings on you? True. Yeah, JT opens the fridge, he's like, where are all my sauces? Just standing on the couch, just, you don't understand, they were dry. They wronged me, is the point. It sounds like they did.

I feel like a lot of people wrong you. Oh my god, every day. Every day he's wronged. Well, Danny, speaking of rubbing all that sauce on your nipples, what about how freaky are you oh this game's called match my freak and honestly that's not really what it is oh it's it's um there's some of these cards was like they had like cum word on it i was like ew oh it's like that okay but they're not like that what am i about to be asked i don't know what you're what you're talking about yet this is this is like a a sort

of like a most likely to but you would give yourself uh how likely you are to do this out of five and the other two would have to guess what your number was oh i like that i like that five is most likely to i would say that yeah five is most like match my freak wow i don't know for example right i'll go first all right okay how likely am i to show up to work hungover we could do it for everybody oh okay do we give our answers now sure sure sure i'd say five yeah you'd say five oh for you yeah oh not for you buddy we'll get there i'd say three three okay yeah i'll say yeah i'll say three i would say five for danny wait i'm confused i was answering for you but now i feel like we could go through all of them or we could just use one-on-one

i'd be down to take it down to a four because i don't think you get hungovers very often but hungovers like i don't think you have any objection of going into work hungover at all no like you just would but i i think he doesn't really get hungover so that's why i said it and also like even on the rare occasion you do get hungover if you were if you knew you had work the next day in the morning you're probably not going to go too crazy stupid style the night before i'll go stupid i think you'll just start drinking at work the next day oh well i don't about that um and for jt what would you like to give him uh see this changes things i'd say probably a two for jt because i wouldn't go to work yeah probably oh i see i see i think twos

that's a good point back to the card-a-thon how are you because i feel like last card-a-thon i don't know my bad hard pivot but now i just this came into my head last cardathon you and jason were kind of sharing the producer role so you could like you stood up late and then you came down late but you still drank most of the days how is that gonna work now what's the plan i mean same thing right makes it even easier i have two people to split it with true okay i see what you're doing yeah yeah we're you're gonna see you're gonna see a lot out of me okay can i can i think of me four oh i would say five probably yeah but like if it's really bad danny would come down and be like oh we can't do it right

like look at you i never i never called out of work ever even when i had a real job before all right okay i never i never called out of work ever for hung for hangover but what else what would you call out of work for stomachache i have to i wanted to go do something fun i don't know listen if you're hung over you're hung over you're hung over i mean you just gotta push through i think there was one time danny came down and we saw him and his he had like his eyes were like this and he does the weird like pucker lips thing when he's really like not not in he's like he walks around like that i'm like oh we can't film right look at you it's like no i'm fine yeah he insists on working yeah yeah like it is a five will we work that i don't know

i will say the day after orlando i was pretty rough i was throwing up and yeah but that's If I had to go into work that day, it probably would have been pretty tough. Disney's not technically in Orlando. Oh, my God. Just saying. But anyway, continue. It was a Universal, actually. It was the Orlando airport.

Oh, yeah. Did we even say that Danny was just throwing up? That was crazy. That was the day. Oh, is that really? That was the day we were coming home. The day we were coming home. Oh, yeah.

That was Universal Day. The day after Universal. Not even the Drinking Around the World Day. The day after Universal, I was so hungover. I almost yacked in the Uber. and then as soon as we got to the airport I just started throwing up in the first recycle bin

and the lady from the airport came over and was like, somebody get this man a wheelchair and I was like, no, no, I'm good get away from me you could tell Danny was struggling he was sitting in the back of the Uber and apparently Martin was just like a volcano

every once in a while I'd go and Martin was just I'm a champion, so if I threw up i'm gonna swallow it dude that's disgusting do you think that the lady do you think the lady like knew exactly what was going on or you think she had a wrong read i think she had a wrong read she probably had a wrong thought you're like just actually maybe the flu or something yeah something like that and dude so while danny was handling his uh reversal we were in the gift shop buying stuff and if danny was rolling out just buy somebody in a wheelchair be like what what

are we doing what happened here because he already walked over he's like i'm good now and he had like a wet stain it's like you can't be in a wheelchair dude i also think it's it's probably because of my throat thing but i do not throw up like softly i throw up violently people can hear there's lots of like danny also danny also didn't choose a garbage you know he chose the where you put the bottle so the hole was like this big i just he was just like trying to like shove his mouth in there i mean i just i need i didn't want to do it on the floor and make it somebody else's problem so kind of you honestly i'm trying did stuff come out like what what comes what was coming out oh just like all kinds of like i don't know stuff it just feels like danny's kind of person that

would like throw up like it looks like like a unicorn's poop this is a while ago but i i feel like you weren't even that fucked up the night before yeah what what happened i don't know me and martin were hanging out way later than you and and and still drinking i think you went to bed like a little bit for us i think it was the butter beer and quite like one butter beer i had two butter beers with vodka when did you do that it was good wait also butter beers oh no you're not allowed to have butter beer with vodka but one of the cool one of the cool people there gave us a little tip you order a butterbeer you order a shot of vodka drink and pour it in one of the cool wizards one of the cool wizards one of the back alley street wizards we're giving danny some

tips any good it's delicious yeah it wasn't as good coming up the disney vlog's on patreon though right right now it's over an hour long a great vlog people like people i saw a lot of comments they loved it a lot of tiktok edits of the the trip which is fun i saw that as well uh how likely am i to be on my phone while we're hanging out i actually say i'd say one oh really i'd give him like a four a four quite the range recently i feel like he's just always on his phone i don't think so also because if we're watching a sports game you can't well that's different that's different but i'd say of all almost maybe of all of our friends jt like when hanging out uses his phone the least i feel like jt is not just scrolling on like social media while we're

hanging out chaz has to be number one right chaz can get chaz can get there for sure i i think that i i also agree i don't think i use it a lot hanging out but if there's like a valorant match or something on then i'm just while we're hanging out i'm just like he's honest i feel like i feel like there's a valorant match on every minute of the day that he's actually i didn't even think about that all right i'm bumping up to a three sure sure maybe he's not on his phone but his phone is here it's like that and it's playing something i have seen jt watch watch a valorant match during a dinner yeah he does that all right you're a three you're a three you're a three uh i'd say you're a three too probably yeah i feel like i'm not low i'm not i'm not low i'm on my

phone a bit but sometimes it's nice to just doom scroll in a room together the thing is like yeah danny's doom scrolling like when danny's on his phone that's what he's doing other people are doing like things on their phone danny danny's doing that when he's on his phone you know what i mean no no it's like chas is talking to him and danny just starts going i do not and chas like i was just talking to him nothing no no no usually usually i'm on my phone i'm on my phone and if i'm like you know laughing to myself it's because i'm chatting and talking to the people in our discord you can join a patreon.com slash picky voice that's like the a lot of the people in our discord are really funny so that's what i'm laughing at i'll tell

you this much you'll never catch me ever playing audio aloud with a group of people around that is like a cardinal sent to me i can't even believe people do it honestly my dad's at that age now where like he'll be scrolling on tiktok he's like does it have to be max volume yeah he's like he's there he's fully there now well i don't i don't enjoy that i do not enjoy that you don't have to hang out with him it's fine like you don't have to you two would not get along if i'm in my car i have a no tiktok out loud rule because i'm usually listening to music i can't have two different audio streams coming out my ears that makes sense yeah i feel like that's still pretty intense to do play tiktok out loud cars so much closer everyone's so close together in a car too

you'd be surprised some people are monsters oh nobody nobody particularly you're thinking about something i'll be honest this this might break your rule but i feel like if i get sent something while i'm in the car i might open it and watch the minute video with the volume but then i'm not going to start scrolling that's fair that's the volume now if you get sent something i get that yeah but he's judging you silently he might be and that's fair i totally get that but i'm also not going to put in my headphones for this one video like it was one 30 second meme someone sent me it's all right daniel just be driving but he'll be like this the entire time i'll just turn up the volume it's like you can't have it either

yeah sometimes you can say a lot without saying anything just you can say the most without saying anything sometimes how likely am i to get into a fight in instagram comments i'd say pretty unlikely oh i would say it's definitely a one but oh my god out of anybody does he want to the most oh yeah i want to the most his inner he's like the hulk like like danny wants to so bad all the time yeah i just rage bait danny with comments sometimes it's true like with without context you'd be like oh look what you did and i'll just send him and it's just nothing has to do with nothing daniel just i'll hear him festering upstairs like you're like why do you do that No, I do want to respond, but I tend not to because I read so many online fights between people, like long threads of fighting.

Nobody ever wins. Nobody ever gets anywhere. It always just ends in either you're being blocked or go fuck yourself or something. Chaz does. Chaz would be a five as well. Chaz would be a five. I don't even think Martin's online. Do you sneaky like fight in the comments?

i'll never ever ever write in the comments occasionally very occasionally i'll respond but i would never even respond in a way that's like replying to an argument or making a kind of argument i'll just like reply with a clown emoji or something that's that's more aggravating yeah dude i love i mean they know but if anyone's like oh cheat tonio's back oh my god antonio put the piece here instead of here i'll just i'll just toss some cheese oh yeah they are rats i'll just toss some cheese emoji i love it i love tossing them cheese it's like well did you know like so like on the other podcast you know yeah the they did the 40 hands and one of the comments was uh just so you know antonio was drinking before this on a picky boys video because i was

it was the word association just toss them cheese it's like you're just getting rats you're rats you're just getting cheese i was on the other podcast account but i'm like now leave it it's right just tossing them cheese we were drinking before and the funniest part about that video that you don't you guys don't even know yet is that we filmed that video twice because the first time we did it antonio didn't record the audio or something went wrong one of the mics was just not it and so we recorded that drinking video twice before antonio went to the 40 hands before you comment here's your cheese you took an uber home don't worry uh no i drove i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding how likely am i to go mia for a week what are you doing next week again going

aruba i feel like mia is pretty unlikely yeah mia is like a lot yeah honestly i think that especially even like on a vacation if me and danny went on a vacation either together or separately we'd be more likely to go mia that week i think you you in aruba or wherever you're gonna be like yeah i think it's i think it's probably it's harder for you to turn off your brain in in places as it is for us we turn off the brain when we're on vacation and we're like oh we have to i have to do something for our big boys it's kind of the opposite for you got it it's like oh i have to relax right now let me try to relax yeah when he's on vacation it's like hey where's the video today daniel just goes what no i i i'm very vigilant on vacations because

the more the more mistakes you make on vacation the less likely you are to be given and the more the more they'll look down on a vacation that's true so i try to be at the top of my game vacations everything works smoothly and i'll continue to take a lot of it so on top of it at his vacations like be on vacation all the time because when he's here it's like danny's on a vacation once that is literally once a week that is not true how likely am i to start drama at the bar i don't know probably like a probably like a two i was gonna say two as well yeah it definitely it definitely depends i also like other people's drama at a bar doesn't even really like interest me either danny danny is one of those where like if something's happening

he'll stare at he'll stare at it until it bleeds or something like he's like no i love sometimes yeah it's gonna it's gonna get him it's gonna get him in trouble for sure i love pete listen if if you're out here airing your dirty laundry in public the people may watch there's no no expectation of privacy in public i agree with that do your do your do your yelling do your arguing in public if you don't want me to look at it but no but also no one's no one's arguing about like the legal consequences right now i'm more talking about you might just get punched yeah you might just get beat up and that's uh and that will be that will be an upsetting day well then it is and then it is legal consequences so i guess that is what we're talking about

yeah i don't know if i'm if i'm out i'm looking he really is looking it's like people were fighting on the corner and we're walking home and danny's just standing there still staring i was like yo bro come on let's go inside like you don't want to be a part of these people's fight he's like why why why can't i why can't i look but i would also say in general i'm also low on this score like i'll look but i'll very rarely ever start or get into bar drama yeah you like you watch react the reality tv you wouldn't be a part of the reality tv yes this guy loves watching it jt on the other hand that could be pretty high drunk tea gets a little stumbly it's possible uh how dramatic am i come let's go multiple times in a row come on get out of here

He said the card. I know, but I see you picking things up, getting ready. He's getting ready for his next one. Why can't I get ready? How dramatic is JT? He's not dramatic. Yeah, I'd say pretty low. In fact, there's a problem where he might be negative three,

and that's a problem. Oh, you're not dramatic enough. It's like, what are you? Gotcha. It's hard being too chill. Yeah, it's like, do something, you know? Okay, I can get on board with that. I'll go negative one.

Yeah, I'll go negative one. Oh, hell yeah. Wow, look at you. You broke the scale of the game. um how directionally challenged am i oh he's pretty good at it oh my god if i get bad answers he's really fucking upset he's pretty good at getting lost yeah yeah i don't think he's that like this guy doesn't know his ass from a map this guy fucking no what's the cardinal directions right now

the north he doesn't even know what these yeah but which way which way is north you know that yeah i actually do know yeah or it is that way well do that again yeah yeah this guy's first down celebration no i i i'll i'll stroke myself so you don't have to i said i'll show myself so you don't have to i consider myself very good at directions if you plot me in a place and we use a map to get somewhere once i will typically know how to get there again and know how to get back i'm not um that great like i'm a gps hoe a bit but i'm not as bad as like that guy over here yeah danny's very good i i was gonna say how good he was and then i heard how offended he was gonna get so obviously i had to you know

listen i've gotta i've gotta own the things that i have and this is one of them this is one of the put me in a maze what what is the saddest distance from the house that we could plop jt and he can't make it's gotta be i think it'll be closer and sadder than you think oh 100 i think if you plop them like that five blocks that that way yeah yeah five blocks that way i think no that's a confusing area though exactly come on don't drop me off if you get past the one street i think he's screwed when he's in the back rooms no that would be the back rooms for me that that i i agree there's five blocks five blocks this way this way this way it's all fine he might be able to like while he's screaming for help we might be able to hear

him from the house that's how not far he is that's so funny kt's lived here for quite some time how likely am i to overdo it at an open bar um i'd say pretty low i feel like everyone's goal right unless you're a nerd everyone's goal is kind of like oh i paid for this open bar i will drink the money yeah right so overdo it no i'm trying to think who would i feel like chas i feel like an open bar is one of the places where it's almost a little okay like you kind of want to be brushing up against the the ceiling you know like you want to get as close to the sun as possible sky's floating you want to be as close to the sun as possible without being that guy and even then when the

open bars closing you could be that guy you could icarus a little bit yeah a little what's what's that guy because i feel like that guy's uh oh you gotta go home right okay no well because i'm thinking um that guy is like some people have to help carry you yeah that's that's definitely overdoing it even for an open bar that's like crazy yeah you have to be able to walk yeah but being like but i think at the end of an open bar end of the night i think you've done a successful job successful mission if people around you're like this guy's starting to not make that much sense said that three times already yeah you know like on your car how like there's the red thing on the speedometer there's like the red section yeah like you want to get right before

there like right before there it's like white white white 30 that's red yeah like yeah that's what you want to do we used to come home from the open bars man and jt was that guy yeah it was so funny like i don't jt never really did anything but coming home from it was before ubers right we were just getting taxis so coming home in the taxi and jt has plopped up against the door like sleeping like his little uh like labradoodle thing and then we got out of the car and i saw nick go to open the door it's like no don't open the door because jt was like dude he opened the door jt fell out face first like a cartoon threw up on the way down he threw up on the way down landed in it And we had to hose him off outside.

I got hosed down the street like a dog. He had to hose him outside. And the best part of that story is, dude, Anthony might have been hosing him for 10 minutes. And I'll tell you this. For 9 minutes and 57 seconds, JT was having the time of his life. He was rolling around. He was laughing. I don't know what happened.

Maybe a spray got him in the mouth. For that last three seconds, it turned into, help, help, please. No, we found the limit. We found the human limit. He was reaching out to me, please help, please help. We found the human limit of how long a hose down can be enjoyable. I'm not unconvinced he didn't think he was drowning in the ocean. No one will ever know, honestly.

He was so wet. Okay. Are we like, what are we going to do? Oh, I have no idea how long we've been going. Oh, jeez. I didn't start my timer 40 minutes Oh we gotta get out of here

We gotta get out We gotta get out Oh that's a fun little tidbit story To end with there For those who don't know that Maybe I said that before Alright Chad This question is for you

Answer in the comments That's a bad one I was like be careful No Are you gonna match someone's face? Oh this is a good one How likely are you to overanalyze A one word text for an hour?

Oh yes It's a classic one Put your answers down below One to five One to five Perfect. I just want to see numbers. Someone's going to have 17.

Yeah, I mean, maybe. Those are the overthinkers. Either way, JT, tell them where to find you. Just get A. You can find me on Instagram at TheJBalls. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can find me at AntPrisco. Can't forget to follow.

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