Picky Boys Podcast - Chris Distefano Visits Our Dreams On St. Paddy's - Picky Boys Podcat #152

Episode Date: March 17, 2021

Happy St.patrick's Day, and welcome to Picky Boys Season 4! Today Antonio, Jt, Martin, and Danny talk about wearing green on St.Paddy's Day, the brand new picky boys set, accidentally stalking people, and the worst last names. We hope you're as excited about the new season as we are, it's going to be the best one yet, enjoy! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Martin - https://www.instagram.com/marcin_mierz/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

Should I look at this camera, or this camera, or Brian back there? And then Chris DiStefano showed up on the- Why is this always happening? It's not that bad. Look, it's fun. Yeah, you say that every time, though. There's one that's bad. Also, JT, for that, snakes.

Do you have one of these? Do you have one of these, Mr. Guy, over there? You don't have a talking stick. Welcome back. This is good. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Here we are in our new picnic room. I have room for my arms.

This is crazy. Finally. JT's lounging I'm lounging bro, I'm comfy I'm Antonio man I'm Danny I'm Martin Let's start this flipping picnic

Happy St. Patrick's Day If you like the new set, leave us a like Share with your friends Comment down below what you're doing today This St. Patrick's Day is still a little weird It's like a half COVID, half not COVID It's like full COVID still It's supposed to be full-blown Rona.

Yeah, but the thing is, outdoor dining and stuff is still open. True, and indoor. And a little bit of indoor. I mean, last St. Patrick's Day, it was like, there was nothing. You can't believe that. We were like, a week ago today, last year, we were like, I hope the parade's not going to get shut down. Yeah, we were sorely mistaken on that one.

Everyone was like, shitting bricks at this time last year. Like, oh my God, I hope I can make it here. I hope I can do this. And it was all supposed to be just two weeks. Yeah, well, you know, that turns into a lot more. Danny has a game plan for us today. I do. Luck of the Irish.

A holiday-themed game. Can you still play if you're not Irish? Yeah. You just won't have the luck. Did you ever have some... I got the luck of the luck. Did you ever have some loser actually come up to you and pinch you for not wearing green on St. Patrick's Day? Yeah, for sure.

Like a stranger, though? I had a stranger pinch me in 7-Eleven. Girl or guy? In the city. It was a man. Why would it be a woman? If it's a girl, she's trying to flirt with you, probably. No, first of all, if it was a woman, it definitely would have been an older woman, like too old,

where what are you doing here by yourself, you know? Like, where's your caretaker? But no, it was a man. Pinch me. Is that a thing? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're not wearing green, you get pinched.

It is crazy that people don't wear green, though. I went to an airport once on St. Patrick's Day, and I felt like nobody, not a person, was just wearing, it's like it didn't exist. It's just that most people that are doing normal things, it's just another day. It's just another day. But it shouldn't be. I read that 83% of people wear green on St. Patrick's Day, which was not reflective of that. Of your sample size group in the airport?

Of the sample size. Okay, that's fair. But, dude, isn't there another rule? Like, if you're not Irish on St. Patrick's Day, you have another—you've got to suck someone or something. You've got to suck an Irish guy. Yes, that's what it is. Suck me, I'm Irish. Yeah.

Suck me, I'm Irish. No, there's definitely an extra rule. I'm pretty sure that's just something they put on T-shirts to sell. That's definitely not a rule. There's a rule. marketing that's just the marketing kiss me it's kiss me just like christmas has the mistletoe they have this yeah they just have being irish i don't think you'll go to hell for not you know kissing someone that's true the mistletoe is weird has always been weird like oh we just

happen to be under it let's kiss it's like um pastor excuse me i like how we got christmassy on St. Paddy's Day. On St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, we immediately threw out this garbage holiday. Goodbye the theme. Dude, with reconstructing down here, I had just the weirdest dream the other day.

I guess just a panic of setting all this up. I had a dream that because JT's living here now and Danny's coming in soon, JT just, on his own, destroyed the basement. Like the walls. He needed this one wire for the ethernet and he just destroyed the walls. And then Chris DiStefano showed up

On the day we were supposed to film with him and JT destroyed the set and then he whipped out his dick and I saw Chris DiStefano's dick. So I was dreaming about Chris DiStefano's dick for some reason. That was the dream? That was the dream.

Wow. It didn't go any further than that, I think. You got an extra dose of DMT in your dreams. That's a pretty intense dream. Yeah, you know, there was some, you know, sexualness, some upsettingness, and some happiness. It was a full story circle. Yeah, it was a full story.

You know they say dreams are 30 seconds and I'm telling you, I was staring at his dick for at least 20 so there's no way the rest of the stuff was 10 seconds that's bullshit right I've had dreams that are like an hour long you say they the they

fuck they they don't know what they are talking about I believe it it's all fake it's just like a totally warped perception of time I feel like my brain couldn't create a story this complex and long in 30 seconds

there's been too many words It's like the script of this episode. It's too many words. I feel like my dreams are like preloaded before I go to bed. Like my brain already knows what movie it's showing. And then it just presses play as soon as I hit that sweet, sweet REM sleep. I mean, that's probably true. I don't know.

Yeah. Like I don't think it's like I fall asleep and my brain's like, all right, now it's time to get to writing. Let's freestyle this bitch. Let's freestyle this bitch. Yeah, so that was my dream. That was very strange. But other than that. I'm interested in these camera angles

How does this work? So if I'm talking to JT Yo, hey Look back and forth What angle are we looking at? I don't know Let's see what future Antonio decides Should I look at this camera

Or this camera Or Brian back there? Oh yeah, live studio Say hey We got our work cut out for us Don't we JT? We just look at one guy There you go

We finally have room We finally have room For a live studio audience The other room is so small Now we can We can theoretically have Like a Jamie Right

There he is. Yeah. Yeah. Or Rachel. What? Or Susan. Or Susan behind the scenes. We need an applause button or a laugh track.

Now we have to be worried about what pants we wear. Yeah, right? Yeah, I was... Oh, see, I was just... I was going to say, when we scratch our balls, as I'm scratching my balls. Yeah, when the combos get too sexual and Danny's showing, you know, it's worse.

I always showed up naked to the set waist down. Got to start hitting the leg of the extra hardwoods. Dude, I rarely wore pants. they were short shorts you guys wore pants upstairs it was business on top barely

the one thing I'm very grateful for is that not that I minded but I don't have to sit awkwardly close to a guest any longer because every guest that always comes in

almost always sat next to me and that was a small room and so like the whole time you can go back and look I'm like trying not to invade

their personal space like crushing my fucking balls and with the camera angle they had to get close to you Yeah, Antonio would always actually actively correct them and say, hey, you have to get closer to this freak. Danny, don't be, you don't bite.

So, you know, it is what it is. I was going to ask, just a little hypothetical, what do you guys think the ugliest last name is? Maury. Besides Prisco. In a row, yep, there you go. Get everyone, get everyone. Anything with a hyphen or an apostrophe.

Yeah, exactly. No, get specific. Who do you know? Anything with a hyphen or an apostrophe. I can only go to people I know. I can't just come up with. I got you with someone you know. How about someone who's got 12 letters in their last name?

You're Jeske? Yeah. Yeah, you're even saying it wrong. No, come on. I mean real, like, real ugly. I know it's funny. You make funny friends. Yes, she is.

But, like... But there's so many last names. I feel like it's easier just to name an ugly name, like Brent. Brent is a fucking... Brent's fine. Brent's a gross name. Brent's fine. Yeah.

Kenneth? I knew a Gunkelstein. Okay. That's pretty bad. That's bad. Gunkel in general is bad. That's bad. I've heard of Gunkel, too.

That's bad. It sounds like a bad, like a scientist. Yeah, yeah. Dr. Dunkle. A bad name? Or some cheese between your toes or something. You got nothing for me here? No.

No, man. Or like a really bad name? I can't think of one. I guess first name is fine, too. Like I said, just anything with a hyphen or an apostrophe. That's a horrible last name. If you have a hyphen last name, just kill yourself. I feel like anything with a-

Or chop it off. Anything with a mick. Pick one, you know? You know? I mean, what the fuck? A last name with two capital letters. It's like, get the fuck away. Are we talking about last names or first names?

No, that's okay. Oh, last names. Nah, I think that's dumb. Like McNuggets or whatever, you know? A lot of Irish people have those names. Oh, Irish people are dumb? Because it's like, that's how, that's what the... That's why they're called Mcs.

Yeah, that's where the derogatory slur comes from, Mc. Yeah. That's, oh, that's for real? You ever had an Irish person called a Mc? They all start with Mc. Yeah, but McDonald is like a good name. No, it's not. Unless you're Ronald, it absolutely is not.

Unless I'm in the McDonald fortune If you're in McDonald You're getting bullied Well probably because of McDonald's Because of Ronald Let's go get some fries with that McDonald's There's a bunch of

Like McCann If your last name was McDonald I'd be calling you Big Mac forever We are taking away The McDonald's connotation We're talking about Mcnames These last names don't exist in a vacuum, buddy Okay, so now we're

Scratch McDonald, you're right There's a billion Any Irish last name, you just say Mick in front of it It sounds good I'm not gonna lie Gallagher was always a pretty cool Irish last name Because he's a dirty Italian That's me

What's an Italian last name? Boppity Boopy My name's Antonio Boppity My name's Giuseppe Gabbagool I feel like I answered JT's question and now I'm being attacked you shouldn't have went against the mix on St. Patrick's Day

it was the wrong one for the Fighting Irish it's also, by the way the two year anniversary of the Paper Boys podcast hence the two years, 151 episodes that's like five episodes what are you guys going to get here?

this is 152 it's not five every day it's like an episode every five days I think I did the math on that, right? I don't know. It's like something. After the first line. It's like seven.

Jamie, Jamie, can you do the math, please? It's close to it. Either way. Yeah, it's close. 152. This is episode 152, which irks me a little bit. What is it? What's the answer?

I just see a five. He's just doing the math out there. I don't know. Did you PEMDAS? Say the answer. 2.5. That doesn't matter. 2.5 every five days?

every two and a half days no this man okay you know just scratch it forget it get this guy out of here

get him out of here no I guarantee you that's wrong no no that has to be wrong because then we would be on episode 300 did you buy by 365

or 720 it's 720 for two years I could do better math what's the point it's 2.5 times 5 it's 2.5 times 5 it's 2.5 I did this math

before so I knew I was right alright so why don't you start with that he's like I'm gonna ask you a question I'm not gonna reveal my tricks before

they need to be revealed I think they caught me scratching my balls at least four times. I got to get used to that. Rookie move, bro. These Leprechaun shirts have me readjusting myself a whole bunch of times. They're a little low. There we go. This is why we have them here.

You sent that TikTok of the guy who does job interviews in very compromising situations. Like the one JT sent, he was at a drive-thru. There was another one where he was trying to eat. He was going through a drive-thru doing an interview? He was going to a drive-thru, and he was doing a Zoom job interview. Oh, my God. And so she's asking the question. He's like, fish sandwich?

Fish sandwich? Dude, did you see the guy that showed up to his court case online mid-surgery? He was the doctor performing the surgery. That seems like another court case coming. What was his court case for? And the judge, I think it was a parking ticket or something. Oh, my God. That's impossible.

And the judge was like, are you operating on someone right now? And he was like, no, I have TAs or whatever. like my assistants they're not whatever it is on the valet parking they'll they'll handle it i saw a fucking zoom court case where the victim was in the same house as the person who was being sued in that part like the defendant was like domestic violence yeah and the defendant was like in the other room like you better not see me and then like the lawyer was smart enough to realize like hey i think we're in the same house and they're like can you both go out step outside and show me your house number and that's when they were like oh we can't do that and they're

Like, don't worry, the cops are outside, so they're coming in right now, and they got booked. Don't they say the person who's most likely to stalk you is someone you know? I mean, yeah. That makes a lot more sense than like... This is going to sound so weird, but Danny, I drive by your house every day,

and I point, I'm like, my friend lives here. Why do you go down that block? It's not a convenient route for travel. Sometimes we go that way for the supply, and we have a job site not too far from here. Have you ever accidentally stalked somebody? what is actually explain explain your situation i'm just i'm not saying i did it unless you guys say you did it first no but i don't accidentally stalk someone it's like i don't know stalking is

very uh okay so what about what about have you ever met somebody and then somehow the same day multiple times they were in the same spot okay yeah that's happened and you know after the third time it's like whoever makes a joke first isn't following the other it's like are you following me whoever makes that joke is not the one doing it you know it's safe yeah it's not the impulse like the first one to call the cops no matter the scenario usually has the upper hand that's my cop line you following me that's true i'll go out of my way to follow somebody to not anti-stalk them to anti-stalk them even even if i go down the elevator with somebody in my apartment building if they make a left and go down the same block that i'd go i'll just go the other way that is

That's so crazy. Because I get so weird about walking either in front or behind people. Our speeds have to match. It's just the whole... Dude, man. I don't know. You're in New York. If you don't walk fast, then what are you doing here?

I know, but exactly. You come to New York to chase their dreams, but they walk fucking slow as shit. No, it's definitely weird when you're the only two people on the block, and you're behind them, but you're walking slightly faster. It's like, am I going to overtake them? Now we have this 10-second period where I'm next to them. for some reason they sped up like on your left yeah it's not like the fucking lie where the left lane overtakes humans created computers and we can't figure out how to just walk properly next

to a stranger that's the worst part though is that other a bunch of people in new york walk fast and i walk pretty fast so just like jt said if you're if you're coming up them just a little bit faster in order to actually pass them you'd have to be like running so you have to endure that weird like thing that JT said about like just walking next to them for a little bit. And it's very strange, especially right when you're behind them and they look back and just like.

Yeah, in the city, it's funny how you can have road rage on the sidewalks. Like, oh my God, why is this guy going so slow? I was in a car with somebody that I only vaguely knew and he got road rage and then he started saying some slurs. Oh. And I was like, whoa, uh-oh, uh-oh.

I wouldn't want a soundboard for that. You know, like some Asian. Asian slurs? The whole bag. Mixed bag. Mixed bag. A mixed bag towards the same person. Just like.

Just everything. Everything in the book. He was just tossing them in. He was just tossing whatever. One of them will land. One of them will stick. It was weird. And then he turns to you and he's like, right?

Am I right? I was like, I am not comfortable with the environment we've created in the studio today. Dude, I had a. The electrician that was working on my. Yeah. Working on. Not you. the ones working on the house

I know it wasn't me I know it wasn't you he would just same thing he's like you like the Chinese oh my god

this is the small talk he's like yeah they're alright I like them you know good food I don't want to talk to you like this

he's like I'm going to go upstairs now he's like I don't know I don't know he's like you like the Chinese I'm like

yeah I also felt like that answer was wrong to him he was not expecting that answer he's testing the waters yeah yeah

he's like how far can we go Yeah, what can I say here? My grandpa would have, like, weird, like, maybe not, like, I don't know. I guess it's still racist, but it was, like, positive racism. He'd just be like, oh. Is there such thing? Those Jews, man.

I love those Jews. I've never met a Jew I didn't. It's like, I've never met a Jew I didn't like. Never met a Jew I didn't like. That's positive. That's good. You know, they don't want to make a good sandwich. They don't put cheese on it.

The thing is, isn't it weird that liking somebody because of their race or religion or ethnicity is almost as odd as disliking somebody for it? I mean, technically, it's still racist, right? Or is racist only bad? I think it's typically like it's a racist. It's bad. Okay, so never mind. It's a reverse racist.

But it's a similar concept. One is just the good, I guess. Yeah, but if you put this race on this pedestal, then technically the other races... You're not... ...look as favorably toward... I don't know. But, I mean, he's a grandpa.

He's old. Yeah, he's a grandpa. It's the best thing that probably could have came out of his time. Yeah, they've been grandfathered in, literally, to, like, it's grandpa, what are we going to do? He says something, you know, racist shit. We just got to wait it out. We can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Yeah, this is not going to happen. Eventually... You're going to teach him about, you know, all the pronouns and all the new shit. Let him, you know, the new generation. You're talking to this guy who fought in World War I and II. What are you going to teach this guy? That's actually a big problem in nursing homes, though.

Because there's a lot of nurses and things from all different backgrounds. Oh, okay. I see where you're going. And the people, they're like, what the fuck is this happening right here? She's coming in and stealing my stuff. Yeah, I saw that. I feel like that's part of the nursing home attendant course.

That has to be a chapter. Know your audience. I'm sorry, but old people are crazy, man. Some of them are literally losing their mind. Some of them are crazy. That's probably what the nurses do. They're just like another one of these old geezers. It's like, oh, that's a new one.

Oh, he's learning. There's more coming out. But then the ones who don't do it get an extra piece of sausage or whatever. Or they just get less poison in their porridge. You're not getting your medicine today. No special applesauce for you. Yeah, it's like, oh, your fingers hurt?

All right, let's play this game. I was going to say, what the fuck are we doing here? Let's play this game. What is this? I didn't agree to anything, by the way. What game? It's a game called Luck of the Irish. You have to get the concept on camera.

We're playing a game? Yeah, we're playing a game. It involves drinking and some eating. Is that okay? Relax, Martin. You're not going to taste. Why does this happen every time? It's one of the better games.

It's one of the better games today. And I did say we're playing a game. Hey, Martin, come over. Yeah, I'll come over and have a beer. and then all of a sudden I'm fucking eating a miracle berry and fucking

eating fucking larva and getting tased and shit and then fucking eating fucking reaper peppers why is this always happening to me

it's not that bad look it's fun it's really not it's not that bad every time I come to this house we're playing smash and having beers

and drinking yeah it's not that bad we're just gonna put on fucking tasers and fucking tasers he keeps going to the taser it's never happening if you keep talking about it

you'll never figure out how bad it is so shush I will figure I'll show you these are the least bad challenges we've ever had

don't tell them that yeah you say that every time there's one that's bad also JT also JT isn't drinking today

which you know I mean oh yeah so I'm just gonna get fucked who comes on a podcast of St. Patrick's Day and doesn't drink it's not St. Patrick's Day

right now I live here also it is this it is when this comes out you don't even have to drive anywhere and the point the point is

everybody pause the video right now and take some time to ridicule JT in the comments. I'll get them. That's a good one. Oh, wow, Terrence helped you out there. Terrence, negative comments, negative. But I will be,

so JT will still be answering the question, playing the games, but I, the host, will be doing the punishments, which is really putting me at a compromising position, honestly. All right, here we go. Wouldn't be the first time.

Is there an order? Who goes first? Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on. I'll explain the game. Is there a pay scale? I like the mustache on the mic. We'll take a pause. We'll take a pause.

cockroach is it like good food though I don't know and we're back welcome back this game is called luck of the Irish here's how it works there are 16 shamrocks here

we're going to each take turns revealing one under each one will either be a category of trivia you'll have to answer or the way to win there's no winning in the game really the way to get out of the game is to draw an Irish goodbye card, which means you can

leave the game and you are no longer subject to punishment. Could there be an Irish goodbye card underneath these? There are four Irish goodbye cards. Why not just do one Irish goodbye card? Oh, you all have to get it for the game tent. What I'm saying. Okay, I got you. What do you mean? No, no, no, let's do it.

And so you could get lucky on the first time. Four of us could get lucky on the first time. Do you know where the Irish goodbye cards are? Of course I do. All right, cool. You're good. And so for each category, I thought it would be fun to have its own punishment.

So the first category. There's six categories. No, this is the first category, which I spelled category wrong. The first category is Irish history. You're not expected to know any of these answers. Maybe JT will, actually. Oh, and the punishment for that one, I thought this was very fitting to keep in tune with the Irish history events, is an Irish car bomb.

All right. That's not bad. Never taken an Irish car bomb. Those are amazing. Ever had one? That's a Guinness and whiskey, right? That's a Boilermaker. An Irish Car Bomb is a little different.

Guinness, whiskey, and Irish cream. And it does this really disgusting... No, try it. It's not bad. We'll see. It's better than you think. But that's like the most concentration of alcohol. Next category, Irish culture.

Notice that's in quotations. That just means... Like music? No, it's just a whole category on alcohol and potatoes. As a Polack, I think I could still... And the punishment for that is... Eating a whole potato. Just eating a whole potato.

Oh, wait, really? I have a whole boiled... Are you cooked? Yeah, I have a whole boiled potato, which is the worst type of potato, unsalted, unbuttered. Just eat the whole thing. And finally, the next category, which is fitting, is St. Patrick's Day. And for that...

Wait, but how do we do which category? I'll show you. It's on the back of the cards. Okay, cool, cool, cool. And for that, snakes. I did a little experiment and I soaked a bunch of gummy worms in vodka. That's not an experiment.

That's vodka gummy worms. You'll see why I'm saying experiment. Take those glasses out of the bag. Why don't you? We can just wait actually. I'm sorry, but I think this game is a little biased. Why is that? I'm a fucking Polack.

Come back on St. Polack's Day. Yeah, really. The purpose is kind of for you to lose. Okay. That's the purpose. Well, Irish and Polots, get along. Screw you. You're not even playing.

I'm going first. All right. Well, I am playing. Well, I mean, you're not playing. Which one would you like? Okay, I want the Irish goodbye card, which is that one. Damn, you took my fucking joke. This one?

Yes. Give me that Irish goodbye. History. Shit. Oh, yeah. That means you're in for an Irish car bomb if you don't answer. I feel like that's the best one. This question, right.

Is there Guinness? and Irish Caramel? Yes. You don't like Guinness? Damn it. Okay. I got this, though. The question is,

it's a multiple choice question. Nice. Not all of them are. Which unlikely country drinks more Guinness per capita than Ireland? Singapore, Nigeria, or Ecuador? That's a good question.

Why only three options? So there's three options. Yeah. Good chance here. Why not five, like the SATs? Singapore, Nigeria, or Ecuador? Damn, those are three weird-ass random countries, though.

I would not expect any of them to drink Guinness. in the first place. More than Ireland. More than Ireland, too. Fuck. Oh, oh, oh, okay. I think I might know

which one, though. Okay, wait. Give me again. Singapore? Which one's closest to Australia? Nigeria? Which one's close to Australia? Is that Singapore?

This is all you will figure out. Is that Singapore? Is that close to Australia? Someone call out the Atlas. Which one's... No, don't help him. Fuck you.

If you don't know this, then shame on you. I'm winding down. World geography, buddy. All right, I'm gonna go Singapore. The answer is Nigeria. Ooh. Isn't that interesting?

I wasn't getting that. I would have said Singapore. Isn't that interesting? I thought it was very interesting. I don't know. This is also called the Dublin Drop. You spell them. I'm just trying to layer it.

Drink it quick, baby. I hate all of this. All right, here we go. I don't usually drink dark beer unless I'm really in the mood. I absolutely love Guinness. Yeah, Guinness is great. Guinness is amazing. I'm not a fan of dark beer.

I'll drink a Guinness. how's that for you nothing nothing good i like bailey's martin your turn my turn i'm gonna go for the uh i know there's gonna be top rights looking nice there's gonna be people watching it's like that's not a punishment i i pound those down dude that's my dessert after my steak history you're also competing for an irish imagine they're all all right this one's okay multiple choice come on it's not fair i'll give you multiple choice all right black pudding is a famous irish breakfast sausage what is its main ingredient sheep's milk elk meat or blood blood that's so nice correct that's so easy man well did you know

that or but that's i in poland we eat blood sausage no yeah it's probably a similar thing How does it taste? It's good. I like it. Off the grill. That could have been a punishment. I tasted it in Ireland when I was... Yeah, that could have been a grill

because a lot of people don't like it. Yeah, it's weird, but I like it off the grill. It's fucking delicious with some onions. I tasted it in Ireland when I was young and I did not like it at all. Blood sausage? It's very disgusting.

Didn't you say you just had it recently? No, it was on the kitchen table recently and I thought it was brownies. Yeah, it's because it's black, right? Yeah, yeah. And I came very close to eating it. Are you kidding me? You guys don't like that?

Okay, regardless... Regardless of if you like it, if you're expecting chocolatey brownies and eat one, Martin. Yeah, okay. JT? All right. If I get the fucking thing, am I out of this game? You're ready. Yeah.

All right. So I'm going to get the actual. Also, I'm out of this game. I'm taking all these. I'm going to get the actual Irish goodbye, which is 1-1. Coordinates 1-1. Coordinates 1-1. Can I pull it?

Yeah. Why did you put the tape so long? Why is it the longest piece of tape? I wish goodbye. It's all about Danny's psychology, baby. You know he's going to put one first one. Pulled it on the first trick. JT is out of the game.

You going to play my game? Yeah. I like having this. I know. I think we have your math down, but I'll play you. Thanks, Rebecca. Culture. What is that?

That's the category on potatoes. Shit. He's going to eat a whole potato. Shit. Okay. Let's see. I'm getting this one right. Okay.

In Ireland, people often add a little bit of blank to their Guinness. It's a multiple choice. A, blackcurrant syrup. B, whole milk. C, raspberry jam. Oh, damn. I actually don't know. Okay.

So, the raspberry jam is a big European thing. It's a big European thing in their beer. But I can also see whole milk as like a chocolate milkshake. Can I add something? Wouldn't the milk curdle, too? Raspberry jam. Fair answer? Yes.

Black currant syrup is the answer to that question. Oh, syrup. That's what I was saying. Yeah. Oh, fuck a martin. Danny, what is that? The raspberry threw me off, because in Poland, we put raspberry syrup in our beer. Martin's Mr. Martin's Mr.

Oh, I knew that answer after it was told to me. The raspberry threw me off. Oh. He just whips out four potatoes. Why don't you put some black currant syrup on that? Can you at least hand me a potato? I could feed you a potato. Wait, Danny, what is that?

It's just like a, it's what it is. It's blackcurrants, like a fruit, I think. And it makes it just a little sweeter. Just take a bite out of it. It's not bad. It's just bland. He's been fasting, and this is the only thing he's eating. I didn't eat yet today.

Carb loading. The middle is a little undercooked. You'll be able to drink, though. Did you eat one? How do you know? Oh, of course. I had to try it. Dude, I don't think I've ever really eaten the skin of a potato just off the potato.

Really? Delicious. It's an interesting flavor. You see, the problem is with me, I eat shit with no salt, no nothing. So this is nothing. This is Tuesday. This is Tuesday. Really?

So beat your own game, bitch. Suck a potato down. You eat nothing with seasoning. Martin, my turn. You're going to go for a... This is getting sadder now, as you guys don't know. Row four, number two. I haven't eaten in so long.

this taste. Row four, number two. Irish goodbye card. Martin is out of the game. Now it's a game. I'm still in it. I'm not out of it. Wow, look at you. Nice. I'm a real player. Honor amongst thieves. Thank you. Antonio, what is it?

Another potato for you. Did you have that memorized? Is that off the dome? No, I have a key. A key. Alright, Antonio, the question A little bit more, bud.

The question is, within 20 calories on each side, how many calories is a standard medium-sized potato? Wait, what? Oh, I get a range of 20 calories? How many calories is a standard medium-sized potato? Wait, how many calories you got to be in? Within 20 calories on each side. So you have a 40-calorie range. So medium potato, what would you say?

Seven ounces, eight ounces of medium potato? Is that big? Six ounces? What's that, a small potato? I don't know. Wait, that's a small potato. That's a small potato. For sure.

That's a small potato. Those are small potatoes. That's a small potato. How many calories would you say it's in that? Because it's probably like 2.5 of that. No, no, no, less. Probably 50. No.

I know my potatoes. I know my calories. I'd go... 160. I'll go 160. I'll go 120. I'll meet you in the middle, 140. Boom.

140, medium potato. 140. And the answer is 110. So you're wrong. So if you went with me... If you went with me... If you went with JT, you would have been correct. You're fucking nailing them out here, bro.

Put me back in, coach. It's another fucking potato. Oh, this one has a... Good. Optimal. First of all, why are the empty beers still on the table? Just get them out of here. You overreacted.

No worries. Antonio, another potato? This is spuddy. I'm not doing this one. What do you mean? That's what a potato is. No, this is like spuddy. Look at that.

That's gross. Oh, yeah. Pick another one. Take this one. All right. All right. Sorry, buddy. Irish goodbye.

Hi, there it is. I want to do another St. Patrick's Day. I want to do another St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, let me do a St. Patrick's. Okay. St. Patrick's. Give me one. I want to see these snakes.

We've seen everything else. Let's see these snakes. St. Patrick's. Will you share a snake? I'll share a snake. St. Patrick's Day? Okay. King Cobra.

One of the first stops in the New York City St. Patrick's Day parade is this very famous building and very fitting. St. Patrick's Cathedral. Yeah, that's good. That's an easy one. I'll give you another one. You suck. I'll give you another one.

We're so smart. Got it. St. Paddy's. Oh, this one's really easy. This is the easiest one. St. Patrick. No. Conor McGregor.

No, it's... Pot of gold. Leprechaun. Just because... You know what? I thought we'd be playing with a different selection of people, and so I was trying to give them some easy questions. Ask me this.

Go to Chaz. I don't know. You know we're playing with Chaz. You gotta throw Chaz softballs, man. Okay, this one's the easiest one. A typical St. Patrick's Day meal is this very underwhelming dish. Shepherd's pie?

No. Corn beef and cabbage. Take the snake. In our defense, all Irish meals are underwhelming. Well, shepherd's pie is not underwhelming. Shepherd's pie is very good. Corn beef and cabbage sucks. Corn beef and cabbage, the bars

are giving to you for free as part of just the receipt. Oh, yeah. The Irish are not known for their food. It's a gelatin. It's actually pretty good, actually. Yeah, that cup looks like it was full. I think Danny ate a bunch of them.

I'll take one for you. I'll take one with you. Yeah, I'll take one, too. Come on. Just reach into the back. And then we'll get out of here. Oh, there's multiple. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it. You just got to chew it a little bit, because the vodka will... Oh, that's... Oh, yeah. Will... There goes all the fun. It shouldn't spill over. Oh, it's over.

Oh, it's all over. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's all over. We have one left. The others are gone. Oh. It's okay. That's globs.

All right, so let's... Also, Martin just gets out of this. I'll take some. Just scoop them up. I'm not eating the whole thing. Scoop them from the ground. Why are you doing it now? It's so sticky.

All right, here we go. Cheers. Cheers, boys. All right, let's get out of here. Let's end it. Oh, this is the end? We'll get one for an hour. Oh, yeah.

Whoa, look at this. Time flies when you're having fun. Exactly. All right, let's get out of here. Martin, tell them where to find you. Well, happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. You can find me at Instagram, Marston underscore Mierge.

Cheers. and you can find me as of late in Antonio's house because I live here now don't tell him where to find us the address is jtholden97 on Instagram

tell him where to find you big sexy oh you can't pick him up you can't slide him out of the cup you should have put some gummy bears in those vodka

Jesus that's what it is what kind of vodka kettle one Nice. Wow. Very sweet. Why would you like those?

Like, there's no way you would like those. You're supposed to just swallow them. That's the point. That's the whole point. But I never understood why people did things like this. Well, the thing is, if you chase it and just swallow them, it's a very easy way to take shots. All right, Danny, tell them where to find us.

You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram and in your hearts and minds, St. Patrick's Day. I'm going to be everywhere. You can find me at Ant Prisco. Can't forget to follow. picky boys podcast like share subscribe tell us how much you absolutely love our new set and if you have anything to say negative about it keep it to your fucking self let the project manager know what he has to do i was a lot of this is i could this is gonna be a

lot of fun i like this is i like the space we got i like the energy this is gonna be a lot of fun we got a fucking awesome season four coming at you new guests new segment believe it i can't It's going to be fucking awesome. For the new guests to come on and for them to sit here and like, this is just a dope ass chill set, man. Thank you, Martin. I like how short his shorts are. Thank you.

Goodbye, guys. See you later. Peace. Thank you.