Picky Boys Podcast - Coke Flavored Oreos Are UNHOLY!! - Picky Boys Podcast #341

Episode Date: September 22, 2024

SHOP NEW FALL MERCH! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ In today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio discuss what flavor cola is, eating your favorite foods sparingly, the most famous structures on Earth, ethically sourcing meats, and we try the Coca-Cola flavored Oreos! Do you think soda flavored cookies sound good? Let us know in the comments! Unlock over 200 extra videos instantly on Patreon! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

it's not bad oh my god it absolutely is continue to taste he lies about things to get you to try them i didn't say i'm not saying that i plan to do it because because as i mentioned before there is no ethical way to source humans well well i think it's like caramel or something what are you just making up flavors i think it's umami it's like you're just making things up caramel there's definitely no umami all right well the point is we love crazy horse we hate that we Hey, South Dakota. We sing we. Ready?

Yep. Here we go. Picky boys, picky boys. I thought you were going to do a- Picky boys. I thought it was going to be like a picky boys assemble thing for some reason. No. I would never start it off with something so cringe.

You just- Got him. Got him. How'd you get me? Because you're the Avengers blower. Why? When am I doing that? You take fucking-

Jason's- It's less these days. You take Tony Stark in the mouth and Captain America in the ear. You got to relax. We're on YouTube here. But if you want to see more on Patreon, patreon.com slash pickyboys, we're almost at 1,000. We're at 960, 31 days of October, coming out a day of content every day in October. You should get in there.

How are you doing? That's pretty good. Thank you. Jason's not here. Jason, once we entered, once Jason entered the fold, he became the nerd. He sucked all the nerd out of me through my penis. He sucked all the nerds. He's not even here to defend himself.

Well, the nerd didn't show up for work today. Yeah, he's going to, in the comments, he's going to be like, you guys said I didn't have to show up today. But how's it going? How are you doing? Good, good. Considering everything. Yeah, everything's...

What does that mean? We heard things aren't going that well for you. Nothing happened. What does that mean? I'm just joking. Bit of a rough patch. I need everyone to relax over here. Are you doing good?

I don't... Get away from me. XJT now. How are you doing? See, that was genuine to me. It wasn't genuine to you. Yeah, no, I don't know what that was about. You know what?

The Jets suck. How about that? Fuck you. The Jets suck, and I hope they lose today. It's crazy how they lost last Thursday, right? Don't get me started on this. I don't want to get started on this. All right.

We have a show and tell object. Oh. Pinky Boy show and tell. We saw them at 7-Eleven. They are the Coca-Cola Oreos. Ooh. So. This is show and eat, by the way.

This is. It's Coca-Cola flavored with popping candy. That's going to give it the carbonation. I hate popping candy, dude. First of all, Coca-Cola and Oreos doesn't sound like a good combination separately. I didn't know that they did Oreos. I did see a meme of they did literal Coca-Cola that tastes like Oreos. Yeah, they have Oreo Coke as well.

Yeah. And you tried that already? No. Oh, you didn't. That sounds really good. I don't think that sounds good at all. But people said it sounds bad. How does a vanilla and chocolatey Coke not sound good to you?

Why are you saying vanilla? A little Oreo. Oh. Vanilla Coke is really good. Yeah, so it's just adding a little bit of... True, but I don't like the chocolatey part. That doesn't jive well with a Coke for me. That sounds like it jives.

You ever had a Coke float? Yeah, but that's not chocolate. No, that's vanilla actually too. But either way, that sounds, chocolate to Coke sounds incredible. The word jive was used two too many times in that back and forth ping pong session there. It doesn't jive.

I don't know what to tell you. So. I'm kind of scared. And also this is Pop Rocks. Also, it doesn't need to be red. I know Coke's brand is red. I mean, it has to be red. It looks like Coke cap.

Coke is black. Coke is dark brown. Yeah, but it looks like Coke cap. Let's see what they look like. Also, these aren't gluten free. Coke isn't red. So JT can't even eat them. Yeah, JT can't eat them.

It's going to be a Mian Antonio taste test. I did want to crumble up some gluten-free Oreos into a Coke and just have them chug it. Dude, I had to stop buying those. Why? The gluten-free Oreos. But it's, number one, I can easily just down a sleeve of Oreos. Oh, I thought it was a bad reason. They look good.

Oh, my God. They smell very much like Coke. Did not realize it's only red on one side. That's strange. Here, JT, smell this. Oh, it smells very much like Coke. Very much like Coke. Oh, whoa.

Coca-Cola. It's very odd. Oh, now I'm getting cookie. I think I sucked all the Coke out of it. Wow. No, this side's cookie. This side, I think the red cookie is the Coke cookie. I don't see any Pop Rocks.

You see Pop Rocks? I think it's in the top. In the top. All right, here we go. No. There's no Pop Rocks in here. Notes. Very Coca-Cola.

There is a popping candy in there. I don't like it. I, um, well. Eh. There are parts where it's good and then parts where it's bad. It's true. Oreo is just too good of a flavor. You know what the red tastes like?

The red part here. This part tastes like the golden graham. Tastes like that. Like that kind of flavor. But also, if you soaked it in Coca-Cola. It really does. I don't like this popping candy to try to mimic carbonation. It's in the cream.

And that's not good. Because when you put it in the cream, you ever have a soap that has, like, a pumice in it? You know, it's like. Rock? Soap with hummus? No, soap with pumice. What did he say? It's called pumice.

It's, like, when soap has, like, grainy shit inside of it so that when you rub it on your body, it exfoliates. That's in my head and shoulders. That's what that tastes like because it has these, like, rocks in it, and so it gives it this, like, weird texture. I mean, I don't think it tastes like hummus at all. No, it doesn't. You know what? You're garbanzo. How about that?

So is it filing down your tongue at all? No, it's not that intense. I'm going to try this way. See if this is Coca-Cola flavored. And just try that after. Because the cream has Pop Rocks in it, right? There's definitely a little bit of Coca-Cola in there, but the Coca-Cola flavor comes from the cream for sure.

There's a little Coca-Cola in here. Just a little. A little Coca-Cola. How is that? That's fine. So you know how you're supposed to dip Oreos in milk? You're supposed to dip these in Coca-Cola? Ew.

Ew. That'd be fine. We can do it. You want me to go get Coca-Cola? so much worse. Did you just eat the cream just now? Danny always used to eat the cream. It tastes like pumice.

Stop saying that. There's fucking garbanzo beans in there? What do you mean, hummus? Hold on. We made the same joke three times in a row. It's pumice. You fucking assholes don't know what pumice is? It is a grainy hand soap.

Pumice is a volcanic rock. Wait, what? Pumice is a volcanic rock. It's a very airy volcanic rock. and that's what you you use it to like some people like to

like basically file down their feet oh oh I know what you're talking about that's pumice like a pumice stone yeah yeah oh

maybe that's what the stuff inside refers to it definitely could be it's like you ever you ever lifted it up in science class no

it's a rock and you go and you go oh rock you pick it up and it's like an ounce crazy

Antonio only eats like little tiny weird bits of things so now I'm just gonna try this one there you go Do they even see what you're doing? Can you hold up the Coke? There's no carbonation in this whatsoever.

No, it's very flat. Really get in there. I need to hold it still. Isn't it already so Coke-y? Any better? Did it get more or less Coke-y? It had to have gotten more Coke-y. Better?

Genuinely better. Really? What? Would you hold it up to the camera? No, is that just because the Oreos are just better wet? Oreos are better wet. It's milk's favorite cookie. That's not milk.

It's Coke's favorite cookie. I think it just rounds out the Coke-ness. Are you lying? It's not I got to try. Now you have to try. Now I do have to try. No, it is better for sure. I don't believe him.

Also, as a kid, I used to love flat Coke. All right. There we go. It's not better. Oh, my God. It absolutely is. Continue to taste. He lies about things to get you to try them.

No, no, it is. Continue to taste. I'm telling you, the end tastes like Coke more. It's just unholy. Okay, good or not. Did they do a good job capturing the Coke flavor in the cookie? They did an okay job. No, they definitely did a good job capturing the Coke.

They did a better job of capturing the Coke smell than they did the Coke taste. I disagree. It smelled a lot like Coke. It's in there. It's artificially flavored, if you didn't know. They all are. How could it be naturally flavored? To me, this is just another example of just because it can be done doesn't mean it should be done.

It is a weird collaboration. I'll give them that. Also, like, if you bought this and you go, oh, I wonder if they really do taste like Coke. They do. It's also definitely the collaboration that not a single soul asked for. No. No.

This is just some Oreos just sent out a bunch of contracts, and they were like, hey, do you want to partner up? What is the cola flavor? Like, Coke isn't just a thing. It's cola, right? It's like, what is cola? I don't even know how it's made. No, it's Coca-Cola.

I mean, yes. That's what it is. Or like RC Cola and Pepsi. RC Cola, Pepsi Cola, Coca-Cola. These are all different brands of cola. I'm pretty sure, isn't cola just sugar water? I do not think so. What makes it black almost?

See, that's the Coke. No, no. All of these things are, all of the things we just named. Pepsi Cola is a cola. Yeah. That's why it's brown. No. Yes.

Brown sugar. Yeah, there you go. It's not. There's something in it. It's definitely brown sugar. I don't know what it is, but there's something in it. I don't know if you're going to find it on there. Probably not.

Definitely not on there. This just has Coca-Cola syrup. Yeah, I don't think it's going to have... Oh, there you go. That's what it is. It's syrup. Syrup water. Syrup.

Oh, you know, when I was bartending, they mixed the cola. Why would that answer the question? No, you didn't. You're not answering. I'm talking about you. You said, no, that's what it is. It's Coca-Cola syrup. I'm asking, what is cola?

What is cola? It's sugar water. At the bar, in the fountains, the fountains mix the Coca-Cola syrup with water. No, yes. So it is syrup water. It is syrup. That is the secret ingredient. As is every other soda.

People don't know that. But if that's the answer, why do you keep asking the question? Because that's not the answer. That's not the answer. The question is, what is cola flavor? What flavor is that? There's vanilla flavor. There's all these other flavors.

Syrup. It's cola flavor. It's cola syrup. You guys are so bad at fucking with me like this. It's terrible. I'm trying not to. It's honestly terrible. And we can't even.

That went really well. You're going to be crinkling this into the mic. Did you make that into a paper airplane? No, you didn't. That went so far. You're crinkling this into the mic like a freak. Jason would have had to duck. Also, we can't even look up what's in Coca-Cola,

even though we know it's sugar water, because Jason's not here. I think it's like caramel or something. What are you just making up flavors? I think it's umami. It's like you're just making things up. There's definitely a caramel note. There's definitely no umami.

No umami whatsoever. No umami note. Do you even know what umami is, you fucking asshole? Isn't that like the little green things in the pods? No, it's edamame. Well, that's close. Edamame is really good. Tell me edamame doesn't have the umami thing.

It does not. What's umami then? Isn't that savory? It's a flavor. Yeah, it's kind of like savory. Yeah, you know what that actually sounds like? It is savory. Everyone says, oh, it's actually not.

It's different. It's savory. You know what that sounds like? Edamame. Because edamame is quite savory. No, it is not. It's not sweet? It's salty.

Is that not savory? No, salty is not savory. Are steaks umami? Umami. Are steaks savory? Yeah. Savory is umami. That's fair.

And are steaks salty? No, if you salt them. No, they salt them in cooking. You got to be seasoned. Seasoned and salty are different. If something is salty, it's generally like a bad thing. Yeah. Yeah.

What's floating around? Is that a piece of the Oreos? The Oreos. Pork's pretty salty. It's Danny's spit. Oh, no, that's an Oreo creator for sure. Yeah, a little bit of an Oreo action. Anyway.

Like I said, I had to stop buying those Oreos because I'll eat a sleeve easily, and you don't realize that that's like 1,500 calories. Yeah, I mean... That's more than half of the day. I just ate it in 20 minutes with some milk. Right. You could also just not eat the entire sleeve. You could also do that, maybe.

But there's three sleeves there. Is it... I'm not going to have one of them? Does it look the same? Like, are there only ones you open it and there's three and they're not packaged? It's just three long strips of Oreos? Yeah, yeah. And the mint, dude.

The mint. Mint Oreos. Mint Oreos. The mint Oreos are so good. Bro, mint Oreos suck ass. They suck ass cheese. They're so good. They're so good.

When's the last time you had a mint Oreo? I don't know. Exactly. Yeah, probably at Modell's when I did my last baseball. I still know what's good, and I'll tell you why. You haven't had it. It's not good. No, I've had them before, and I know it's good because my favorite ice cream is mint cookies and cream.

And cookies and cream is basically Oreo-flavored ice cream, and so mint cookies and cream is mint Oreos. I mean, the point you're making is sound. That's fantastic. It is sound. When's the last time you had the mint Oreo ice cream? That was probably like a year ago, Ben & Jerry's. I cannot find it anymore, but if it's in the Ben and Jerry's flavor graveyard, I'm going to KMS in Minecraft.

Relax. In Minecraft. Relax. My point is you haven't had mint Oreos in, you can't remember how long, they can't be that good. That's not true. Yes, it is. That's not true.

If things are, like you think they're good, you'll have them more often. No, there are dozens of things that I think are delicious that I haven't had in a long time. Name three. Chicharron. I haven't had that in a very long time. What is that again? It's the pork.

It's the pork. That's the fat that's like fried and it gets all crispy and then it's like fatty in the inside. How, how, how, how, foie gras, haven't had that in a long time. You do not like that. Oh, I love foie gras. No, it is, it is good. Oh my God, it's decadent, delicious.

Isn't that like disgustingly made? If you use the word, if you use the word delicious one more time describing a food, you're going to get a flick. I swear to God. No, my, my bigger gripe here is when Danny says. He's got grapes. This is the best burger I've ever had. it's 20 minutes away

and I've had it twice in my entire life then if it was the best burger you've ever had you would go get it again that's my point that's my point why not go get the best

he's gonna go into the oh if you have a burger a thousand times it makes the burger worse he's gonna go into that this is my point my point is that just because

I can still think something is great even if I don't get it all the time sometimes you save you save greatness the best not great

the best I've ever had you have to save you have to save by the way I haven't said this is the best burger I've ever had in a very long time.

Specifically burgers. I haven't said that in a long time. What's the best burger you ever had? You told us on another podcast that it was a place like 15, 20 minutes away.

No, it's not. No, I did not tell you that. Probably the food court asked me, someone who's a fucking... On another podcast, I said it's the best burger I've ever had.

Yes. Where? One of these receipt scientists. I believe you can go back and say, and I believe last time I talked about my favorite burger,

it was still St. Louis, Missouri burger. Alvin Oak burger there's no way anything in St. Louis is the best of anything ever that's not true

it's a fair point besides maybe the arch and honestly not even that there's probably better arches there's better arches there's no better arches there are no taller arches there are natural arches

that are better a natural arch is not better a natural arch is shit I mean a natural arch is beautiful can I go up the natural arch not really can you go up that arch

yes yeah you can it's actually strange you wouldn't think so but you can there's an egg elevator you take an elevator which by the way

does the elevator go to it goes you get into like this weird egg capsule and it goes and then you're starting to like turn a little bit and you go

and it goes as it goes up the arch. Does it make those noises? It's actually very cool. Yeah, it's very scary. I did think he said egg and I didn't understand it. Now I do.

It's like an egg. It looks like an egg. I got that, yeah. Like a four person egg, a four human egg. I wouldn't like that. There's a window at the center.

Yeah. How tall is this arch? 600 feet. That's the tallest freestanding arch in the world. That's a bit of stories. Is it though? Yeah.

Are we sure about that? 100%. Jason, can you look it up? He can't. You're defensive. Man-made or otherwise? I don't know about otherwise. Definitely man-made, though.

What's otherwise? Freestanding, meaning I think there is another one, but it has cable suspension. What's otherwise? Aliens? No, he's talking about man-made. Take a guess. Yeah, the alien one. Man-made or not man-made?

National arches. There's arches. National Park have been there. There's a bunch of rock arches there. Much lamer. Much more lame. I like when the people make an arch out of the individual rocks and they attach them at the end.

That's very cool. I like that. I don't know if you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I know. Supposedly you're not supposed to do that. Like when you're hiking, you're not supposed to stack rocks. Because it messes up with the ecosystem. That and it also like gives weird trail markers

and people get confused. Yeah, I also heard you're not supposed to knock them over either though. So now that's even more confusing. In the tier list of like, oh, this is our city's thing. Our building. Where is the arch? It's pretty high up. Really?

I would say so. I would struggle to name like 10 cities that have a more iconic structure. I'll tell you, the bottom tier is definitely the Bean. The Bean. The Bean. No, the Bean. Chicago. But Chicago also does have like a really tall tower.

What about the Statue of Liberty? I mean, that's ours. Right. I'm not saying. Doesn't that beat out the arch? Oh, yeah. No. Oh, for sure.

I said I would struggle to name 10 cities that have better things. So essentially, I'm saying that St. Louis Arch is in the top 10 of city-specific. Eiffel Tower. Oh, I thought we were just talking U.S. Are we just doing U.S.? For sure. No, no. Okay, well then it goes out of the top 10.

Oh, then it's not even close. I thought we were just doing U.S. It goes out of the top 10 then. But it's still in the top 20. The Great Wall of China. That's not a city-specific object. It could be. That's hundreds of cities then.

Okay. Is it really? Yeah, it's the Great Wall of China. I have no idea how long it is. Hundreds of miles long. I thought it actually wasn't that big. And you can't see it from space. That's a lie.

You definitely can't see it from space. It's a lie. I don't know. I know it's many, many, many, many miles long. All right. In the U.S. In the U.S. The Bean is better.

The Bean is not better. The Bean is so much better. But Willis Tower or Sears Tower is what it used to be called. I would say that's better. The Empire State Building. Yes, that's New York. The Statue of Liberty. You don't get two.

I'll count that one in Jersey. And also, yeah, technically that could be New Jersey. Yeah, so I'll count that one in Jersey. The Hive. That's... The Hive. The fucking, is that how it's called? The fucking, I know what he's talking about.

Yeah, I know what he's talking about too. The suicide structure. Would you, how hard is it to avoid that? What is it called? I thought it was the Hive, I don't know. No, the Hive is in like Germany. No, there's no, it's not the Hive. The Vessel is what it's called.

The Hustle, lame. That's a scarier name for it. Well, scary things happen. Yes, true. Either way. You're the one bringing it up. Don't we also have Seattle Space Needle? Yeah.

You love that. Is there a restaurant in there? I don't know. The Golden Gate Bridge. Yes. Bridge. Every city has a bridge. Yeah, but not every city has a red bridge.

Yeah. And it's very big. Let's go paint the Brooklyn Bridge, bro. Who cares? They're painting it. If you painted it red, that would be a red bridge. That's also the... No, that's not great.

Oh, that. Stop. Stop that. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Morbid Dan. I'm just saying. I'm sorry.

Stop that. I am a little Morbid Dan today. What about the big potato and... It's a bean. Where is it? Idaho? No. I don't think so.

Oh, fucking Mount Rushmore? Oh, fuck South Dakota, stupid-ass, dumb-ass state. First of all, there's a better statue, a rock statue in South Dakota, like 10 miles away. Which one? Crazy Horse, I think it's called. That's better than the Mount Rushmore? It's still in construction, but it is way bigger, and it's like a guy on a horse, and he's pointing this way. Mount Rushmore, I've never been in person, but I've seen scale photos much smaller than you think.

How big? Much smaller. Yeah, how big is it, Danny? I'm looking this one up. How big is one of the heads? I think the chin, I would probably say that I would guess from the picture I saw that one of their heads is like 30 feet, 35 feet. That's very small.

It's not as big as you'd think they'd be. Very small. The nose alone is 21 feet. So what is like 50 then? Which angle are we measuring this at? I think from the bottom to the bridge, to the eyebrows, 21 feet, the whole George Washington's head is 60 feet. Again, that's still really small.

That is not small. You said 30 feet. Yeah, I know, but that's still – 30 is kind of small. 60 feet is small, bro. Bro, it's not that small. And there's four of them. That's one president.

That's just George. One face is not even half the size of a football field. Oh, Abraham Lincoln is. Not even half the size of a football field. But you want them to carve into a mountain? Yes, I want them to carve a bigger face. Half a football field into a mountain is crazy. Abraham Lincoln is slightly taller.

You want to see the pores on his skin? I'm just saying, type in crazy horse. I don't want to type in crazy horse. It's just going to be of a crazy horse. Crazy horse statue. How big is his face? Yeah, Jason would be so jealous of my typing skills right now. Oh, there's no way just the face is bigger.

It says the structure's final dimensions are planned to be 641 feet. But that's like the whole mountain. Yeah, and it's his horse as well. And a horse. But his face is probably higher than that. I can't. It's not telling me here. The outstretched arm will be 263 feet.

That's big. It's going to be awesome. No, it's going to be big. Because a finger alone, it's saying it's going to be 29 feet. These are all. This is what I'm talking about. That's big. And I plan to fucking have a million dollars tomorrow.

What do you want? There's fucking plans. It's not just plans. You can see. It's being built. You can see the finger. You can see the finger. It's a rocket.

Yes, you can see the finger. Look at that. Hold up, Jason. Look at that. You can see the finger. Now I got to screenshot this and send it to Jason when I'm looking at it. Let me see. You can't see the finger.

You can see the face. It looks like the Sphinx, actually. Oh, my God. You know where the finger's going. You have no idea. It actually looks like George Washington, kind of. Maybe it is George Washington. Him and his crazy horse.

Yeah, he does have a crazy horse. His crazy white horse. And his horse is amazing. See, now this is something I can get behind. Fuck the fucking Mount Rushmore. You said it was 30 feet. double that double is such a big

difference it does not look like George Washington by the way now I gotta send this to Jason alright well the point is we love Crazy Horse we hate South Dakota we sing we you know I'll ride with Danny fuck South Dakota but if you're from South Dakota I don't actually have any hatred

I mean I guess it's probably better than North Dakota what happened I don't even know anything about North Dakota it's a lot of trees they talk cool talk cool yeah they talk different South Dakota, something like that. No, no. You're thinking of Fargo.

You're thinking, like, Minnesota. Minnesota. That was pretty good. They have tiny sodas. They definitely talk the same, though. Yeah. It is that, like, Canadian region. Oregon.

No, this is not the Pacific Northwest. Oh, it's not? Oregon has the Oregon Trail. I have no idea where these states are, honestly. All I know is that the north one's above the south one. We just, we did, a while ago, we did the U.S. map. Uh-huh. If JT did it again, 30%.

Oh, it might do worse than last time. Yeah, because he studied. He just admitted he got them. It's okay. South Dakota. You guys studied? South Dakota can't hurt you, Danny, again. It'll never hurt you again.

Do you want to be cremated or buried? Oh, my God. Is there something that started Morbid Dan today? You see something in the morning? Yeah, what happened? Why do we have Morbid Dan? I don't know. I just sometimes the fickle finger of death creeps into your thoughts.

When did you become a poet? You spend a lot of time with me. I love that fickle finger. The fickle finger of fate. Anyway. Struck again. But that's the question stands. Oh, it's the same?

You're really sticking to that? The question stands. Probably buried. In the ground? Oh, sorry. In your, in your, you know what? In your bag. You know what?

See, folks, that was called restraint. Somebody give him a medal. Please, please joust me. I'd definitely rather be buried. Oh, my God. What, is there a problem? I like the idea of cremation Nope can't do it

Why'd you say buried Why'd you say it like that How'd you say it Say the way the word said Buried Buried Buried It's buried

We do say We probably do say it wrong We do say buried Like a strawberry Yeah Like the sweeter the berry The blacker the juice What is it

I think No it's the other way It's the blacker the berry The sweeter the juice There's not that many black berries Is it That's a euphemism about pussy? Oh, my God.

That's what that is, right? Jesus Christ. I didn't know that, but I guess so. Pretty sure. I thought it was – that means it could be about – I thought it would be more about, like, balls, if anything. Yeah, of course you thought that. Got it.

How is a – how is a – the berry? It's just about how sweet it is. I'm not trying to curse for the people. I know. It's talking code. If Jason was here, he'd be waving this off off the rails without Jason. No, it's definitely... It could be either about a papaya or a guava, you know?

I think it could be about either. The sweeter the berry, the darker the juice? No, no. The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. I don't think that's right. Yeah, yeah. The darker the berry, the sweeter... Like cherries.

The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. The only ones that could really be darker are cherries and blackberries. Blueberries can be pretty dark. Nah. Blueberries are not blue also. Did you know that? Well, I mean, they're definitely blue. They are blue.

They're definitely purple. They're just not like the blue. They're not royal blue, but they are dark blue, maybe sometimes purple. You catch them in the right time. They'll be blue. You catch them in the sunlight. They'll be blue. I don't know.

Yeah, I like the thought of cremation. Oh, my God. I would say. I just like that I can be with a bunch of different people at once. They can put me in little jars, you know. Oh, mix it up? Yeah, well, not mix it up. What do you mean mix it up?

Like you can mix your ashes with someone else. I thought that. No, no, no. That's not what he meant. No, he wants. I don't want to do that. That'd be cool. No, he wants everyone to carry little jars of Danny around.

Yeah, a little jar. You can put your ass in a little vial. You want alive people to carry you around. Yeah. I think, dude, take my wife, cremate her too. Mix us with the mom. Make a little smoothie. Mix everyone around.

A big ash pile. Yeah. Put some sprinkles, some on the beach, and some in the, I don't know. Isn't it crazy that people just sprinkle ashes everywhere? That can't be safe. I've seen people do it in a baseball stadium. Where does it go? It goes in the ground.

The cement, it'll just be swept up by some guy. No, you can put it on the dirt. You got to put it in the field. You got to figure out a way to put it in the field. I've also seen people do it at the beach. Yeah, gust of wind. I've seen ruin a lot of people's spreadings. Yeah.

Yeah. Or just you do it over. But there's something gross about it. It's just ashes. There is something gross about it. Isn't it like 90% the coffin anyway? You get cremated in a wooden box, right? I feel like all the ash is just that.

i literally couldn't tell you i i haven't experienced they don't just put you in a freaking in a in a cast iron thing and throw you in there and then oh here's that just they put you in a wooden box i think and then you go in with it and then like i didn't see a wooden box i recently watched a video of a pet cremation it was part of a documentary this morning watching yeah is that why it's part of a document is that why you're morbid dan no but it doesn't come out the bones don't actually burn they be like they're like big chunks and then they put it in this thing called the pulverizer and that's when it has a nice silky sandy consistency i wouldn't describe that as silky by the way they char it and then yeah yeah blend it yeah so like all of a lot of

it gets burned like every like flesh thing gets burned but the bones are still around teeth and then they grind that up i have a i have a bad question i don't want to ask it well should i Ask it. Jason, get ready. It smells kind of good. Oh. Good. Yeah, like a barbecue.

No. No. Why not? No. Have you ever smelled somebody's hair burning? Not good. Yeah, not good. But if you charred up a cow, I think it'd smell pretty good.

But you're also used to that smell. I think it'd be a different smell. I think it'd smell good, boys. I think it'd smell pretty good. Yeah, but this will smell worse. You're not cooking it to a good temperature. You're burning it. Yeah.

You ever smell something burning? Yeah, but burning it smells a little good, too. No. You ever smell a burnt piece of bread? All right. All right, follow. question is there a temperature yes yes at which you could cook a human and if you got a catch of the aroma you go barbecue and it's definitely a specific smell you know like if you're a creamy

cream crematorium mirror also this is this is like we're getting in dicey conversation because this is coming from the man that said he would eat an ethically sourced human yes so we're getting in like his i don't we're getting in his like mouth-watering realm i don't understand why this is such a big deal i didn't say i'm not saying that i plan to do it because because as i mentioned before there is no ethical way to source humans well well not really i'll throw you a situation oh okay here we go i'm in an accident they gotta cough my leg anyway yeah take the tender the the calf maybe and take the muscle off it's getting cut off anyway that's ethically so yeah but i think there's no ethical way because that can be used for another person's leg or another person's

Oh, it's mangled. Motorcycle. It's in pieces. And he's giving you consent to eat his calf. So now you don't need the person to be... There's no way to argue this as an ethical. Now you don't need the person to be deceased. This man is offering you his calf to eat in a calf burger.

It's mangled. Motorcycle accident, even though I don't ride one, but motorcycle, it's squished between two cars, but it did kind of just tenderize the meat enough to where it's like, this is kind of perfect. Relax. I wouldn't need a friend. Cow car accident meat. Oh, come on.

I would. Then how would you like it sourced? Explain how you would like it sourced. The whole point of my saying was that there is no way to ethically source this meat. But if there was, I would try it. This was a cop-out because I gave you a perfectly ethical situation and you're saying that's not ethical. Also, and that was not your whole point. Your whole point was like you justifying that you wanted to eat people.

No, your point was like I would. Like I kind of want to, but I can't. But I kind of want to. I'm not saying I want to. I'm saying I would. There's a huge difference. There is a big difference. There's a huge difference.

There are plenty of things that I do not want to do that I would. Name two. Stop asking me to do this. Name two. That I do not want to do but would go to the DMV. And anything, most things in my life, actually. Something that I do not want to do but I will do. Like what?

Most things in my life. Most things, yes. All right, name the other one. What if I'm doing this podcast? That's one of the. So it would be a chore to eat human meat. Yeah. He would love it, dude.

I would not love it. Also, again, I would only take a little bite. It probably tastes like veal. They're going to prepare this whole human burger for you, and you're only going to take a bite? Probably, yeah. Yeah, that's a Danny thing to do. Actually, can you spend eight hours?

Do you ever see the pita thing? It's just like, where would you draw the line? And it's like dogs and cats and horses. Yeah, pop that up, Jason. And the line is very obvious to everyone. everyone knows where the line well not everyone not everyone see this this may be i don't know if i'm getting into like dicey territory i think we've been there okay this isn't even patreon i don't i don't particularly see the difference in killing and eating a horse versus killing and

eating a cow that's fine no when you get when you get i don't think all right well a lot of people draw the line before the horse i think the horse is kind of fair game i i start to get the i start to get the argument more when you're talking about cats and dogs. What do you mean you start to get it more? You should very much

get the argument there. But there is a hypocriticalness to it, I think. For sure, for sure. Because, you know, they could swing back with, like, really, what's the difference?

Like, I think a lot of, I think a lot of, you know, vegetarian or animal organizations, animal rights organizations have a very good point that we have a huge double standard in what we are willing to eat and not eat.

That being said, the best argument to that point is I simply don't care. That's the best argument. I understand your point, and I offer you a counterpoint. That's the only... I'm telling you,

they kind of have all meat eaters in a gotcha statement. The only way to combat that is say I simply do not care. And that's what all of... I may be saying it, but that's what all of you actually think unless you're going to stop eating meat.

Who? Everybody who is eating meat. Everyone, everyone. But it's also... Guess what, bitch? Like, when your species runs the planet, This is what you get to do, okay? Was that a bitch to him?

No, to PETA. No, you see, I don't like saying that, though. You didn't like calling him a bitch? No. I don't like saying, if your species are on the planet, this is what you get to do, because I don't want that to be used against us in the future if another species ascends. Well, I mean, that's a good point. No, I disagree.

I think that's fair game. We slipped up, and it's their turn. I think that's fair game. Yeah, actually, if we slip up and somehow let another species take over, unless it's aliens. It'd be like chimpanzees. They're not even close, bro. We don't eat them, though. They just got tools.

True. You would have to say. If we lost them with like a 10 million year head start, I mean, we deserve it. Yeah. Eat us. That's tortoise in the hair right there. By the way, documentary that I was talking about, this is a Danny documentary recommendation. DDD.

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