Picky Boys Podcast - Crab People Have Taken Over the Mississippi - Picky Boys Podcast #228

Episode Date: June 5, 2022

In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss drinking on boats, having the dogs out, and Antonio's irrational fear of giant crab people traveling along the Mississippi and coming to attack him! Leave a comment on our Instagram, and as always enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

And, dude, it's not just six million. You think those six million crabs aren't banging away? How many crabs can one crab make? How many eggs do crabs lay? Think about that. You were expecting us to know way more crab information than we should know. You were looking up a lot yesterday because it was very heated. The ecosystem balances out.

There's not enough food to support that. No, there are, JT. You know what's the food? Humans. Exactly, JT. It's a problem. It would be a problem. They would start eating us.

They would have to. All right. Three, two, JT's toes. Boom. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. JT's got the dogs out. JT's got the dogs out. I don't know what to do.

I need a pedicure or something. The Picky Dogs podcast. You see that? The Picky Dogs podcast. You see my big toe? Yeah, I talked to you about your big toe yesterday. What's going on? JT, can you cut it off?

Because it's unsightly. I do cut it off, but then it just grows back like that. Oh, no. I meant sacrifice the toe. Get rid of it. Like Danny. I was talking to somebody who... thought that having bare feet was was like and not wearing socks ever even with shoes

was like a sign of fortitude and strength and it's like oh i know you're serious like and he gave these examples he was like have you ever seen uh muhammad ali walk into the ring he never wears socks that's how you know he's he's connected with the earth i've heard that i actually just heard that and he's and he's and he's and he's he's gonna be better when when someone comes in with no socks that's how you know they're gonna be good if someone comes in with no socks that's just blisters and sore feet well no it's blisters and because no you got calluses but it's smelly feet because you're i feel like your feet sweat so much more and if have you ever have you ever you have socks and shoes on all the time no no no i'm saying without without socks have you ever

seen somebody who wears sneakers without socks their feet always that's of course they're wearing again if you're wearing nothing i feel like you're it's not they're not going to sweat that much are we saying different things here i'm not sure i'm going to be honest you said when you wear sneakers just sneakers without socks they're going to sweat a bunch of course they're covered in cloth i'm so confused what's happening my question with they're not covered in cloth what are sneakers made of oh yeah okay but but but then but then you said of course you're wearing socks you're gonna sweat that's the sneaker the sneaker becomes the sock in your i must have misspoke you're wearing something i don't true did i say sock also you're wearing

something it's gonna sweat also so do you this is my take do the feet smell or do the shoes smell and when you take the sock out or your foot out now your foot smells because the shoes smell oh Well, I think if you have bad-smelling shoes on the inside, you know, if they were wet the day before or you just ran in them or you sweat in them, I don't think there's a chance that you'll have good-smelling feet. It's both. That's what I'm saying. The answer is definitely both. I think if you have a fresh shoe, your foot would smell less. I don't think your feet smell, like, without any other external factors, worse than, like, any other part of your body.

There's no, like, extra sweat glands or anything down there. Yeah, but you're— Like, the armpits and shit, they got different sweat glands. Well, I disagree. Because, like, I would, for some reason, I think that if you smelt my shin at any time, it wouldn't smell. But my feet would. But I'm saying if you weren't wearing, if you went sockless like your boy right here, like, I don't think they would smell any different. The bottom might because you're stepping on dirt and shit.

I feel like as soon as you have nails and, like, shit that you could get under in general, like, dude, it's going to reek. I think feet smell naturally different than other body parts. Catch me on any day, sniff my shin. Doesn't smell like anything. True. Or your arm here doesn't smell like anything. Well, I feel like mine more because I don't have any hair. Like, his hair might collect some odor.

Yeah, I suppose so. But, yeah, someone I just heard on a podcast. Well, it was Logan Paul and Liver King. Oh, good. The most scientific podcast on Earth. But he said, like, yeah, the Earth has a naturally negative charge, and if your feet are connected all the time, then you get this negative energy through you.

And he's like, but we always wear shoes with rubber soles. Cancels it out. So he's saying, no, you don't want to touch the earth. Do we want negative energy? Not negative, just a negative charge. Not like bad energy. The earth's giving off bad energy through our feet. No, he's just saying electricity with a negative charge.

He's not saying bad energy. Because like a yoga man would probably say, feet have to be connected to the earth to be grounded. Once a pose, once a session, my dick needs to touch the ground. I need to get that negative charge through the tiff. Have you tanned your butthole recently?

That's what they do. Say tanned? Sunned. You put your anus towards the sun and it absorbs vitamin D through your ass. And vagina if you have one. Is that in doggy style or are my legs on my ears?

Usually legs up. I think you would have nailed it right there. What are the advantages to that? I don't know. People are just crazy. You know, it's like how you boof things. It's just easier into the bloodstream. I think I would just get a sunburn much easier.

I mean, that area has literally never seen the sun. It's never seen the light of day. It hasn't formed proper immunities to the... True, you're de-evolutionizing your butthole. I've heard you feel very rejuvenized after. Maybe we can make that a PBS. We'll all just... Suntan our buttholes?

Put our ass towards the sun and accept sunlight into your ass. What if I get sunburn on my balls? Well, you don't stay out there that long. This is like, you know, it's like a thing you do in the morning, like a quick five minutes of me terrifying my neighbors. Dude, again, that part of my body might as well be a vampire's butthole. Five minutes, you're not going to get anything, I think. Oh, I beg to differ, man.

I don't think so. It has never, ever once in its entire existence seen the sun. It's a very durable part of the body It does stretch But can it withstand a burn? I think so I think you'd be more I think you'd be more concerned about your taint

Than the butthole itself Why not be just as concerned about both? Yeah, I meant the whole thing The whole circus Maybe we can make some pants to help with that Maybe it's just like a pant Like a chap An assless chap

You already have tons of those pants Yeah, we'll just borrow Danny's. Just your butthole. And never forget, this is a big point here, all chaps are assless. Never forget that. Never forget that. All chaps are assless.

So maybe you get like a chap that covers your taint somewhat and just leaves exposure to the sun on your hole. So you're saying get like a somewhat assful chap. Yeah, somewhat assful chap. A semi-assful chap. Semi-ass. We just need a little hole for the sun. we've seen a little hole for the sun that you know or a big hole we need a little hole for the sun

so our little hole can catch the sun yes but there's there is some benefits to it i don't know probably jt uh i'm glad that you're here because we were arguing about something yesterday and i want to ask you okay so i came up with this scenario that you're there's a button and there's two buttons in front of you, and there's a gun to your head. This button makes, at random, one of the states, everybody in that state, turns

into human-sized crabs. Okay? Okay. Then the other button kills all of Europe. 756 billion people. That's not true. It's not billion. Stop saying that. I said million. You said billion. Oh, sorry. You said that yesterday. 756 million people.

But we're in the U.S. You could turn into a life-size crab. Also, if Connecticut turned into, all of them turned into life-size crabs, that's our problem now. Are these people crab people, or are they just crabs? Life-size, like, human-size crabs. They're not even people anymore. No, not people. So we could eat them.

I don't know. Like, morally. Yeah, but the human side is more of the same. Do they have their memories? Well, now we're getting into crab, you know. I want to sit here and get inside the mind of a crab. Now we're getting into, like, the clone theory. like because the crabs

still have human personalities okay wait so what's so which button am I pressing is what you're asking yeah which button

are you pressing all of Europe or a 1 in 50 shot that you turn into a life size crab and on top of that if it's not your state you might have to

deal with them I'll take the 1 in 50 shot I'll crab it up I think I'm killing Europe what's the most populated state like 25 million maybe alright so you chose

a state you chose crabs let's see give us a second hold on pick a random state 1 in 50 chance I'll be fine I do have a history of getting unlucky

With these types of things The state of Missouri Sorry Danny All of Danny's belongings and friends are gone All of my friends are gone How many people live there? 10 10? Alright we can take that out

I actually don't know Because Chaz Danny also said crabs And he got Kentucky And Kentucky had 4 million people. That is 4 million immediate human-sized crabs. That's a problem. 6 million.

That's even more now. Now we're dealing with 6 million human-sized crabs. The Mississippi River, the entire thing is ruined. That's a problem because crabs need water, and now they have the whole Mississippi River to get through it. This is also what we discovered, is that there are land crabs, but they're still born in water

and even though they are exclusively land, they burrow around water anyway, so still have moisture into the earth. So that means let them out of the river. But that means from, just let these And these are not this is, let's be clear here

this is not, because there are some if you type in human-sized crab, there's something called the Japanese spider crab, which just has freakishly long legs and so is super tall that is not what we're talking about. We're talking about the body of the crab is human size. So the legs could be triple that.

Meaning the legs are, this thing is like a car. Yeah. And you're saying just give them the Mississippi River? First of all, six million of them are taking the Mississippi River. We're not giving them anything. And two, that would be such a problem. I think in your mind, though, every time you're talking about it, you make it sound like crabs have this inherent want to murder us.

It's not that. Crabs don't understand we exist, I don't even think. It's not. It's really, it's half that. Okay, it's half that. But I think you guys are underestimating what six million human-sized crabs just living in the Mississippi River would do. It would destroy the ecosystem. It would destroy.

Oh, well, that's a given. It would be a real problem. But he's still like, you were like, what if they're in Connecticut? Yeah, I feel like they're going to. Who cares if they're in Connecticut? They're going to go towards water. They're not going to be like, New York City, here we come. We're taking out you.

I feel like they're going to have Danny's corkboard of their plan of attack. I'm saying you guys are just like, oh, we'll just give them this. Oh, yeah, it wouldn't be a problem. It'd be a problem. They won't be able to communicate and formulate a plan together to attack. There are six million of them dropped on us. Well, they're dropped on Missouri. A few million are going to die.

Missouri's landlocked. So they have to find, they're going to be in rivers and lakes and stuff, but, you know. Do you know how many of them are going to eat each other, too? Also, think about the thickness of their shell. What if it was a problem? I don't know if bullets would get through. Think about, like, if they did attack. Have you ever eaten a crab?

They definitely have weak points. I understand they have weak points. I'm saying when a human-sized crab is running at me and I have my whatever, nothing, actually. I have nothing. I don't think I could take it. One thing that may be an issue, I don't want to give you this, is they regenerate limbs. That could be an issue.

Now they're superheroes. Now they're superheroes. Now they're super human crabs. Super crab crabs. In this scenario, though, this is going to be common knowledge. It's like, oh, of course, under the third middle leg, that's where you have to throw your spear. It's like talking about your spear fighting.

If we only had spears, that's worse. But if we live in a country with 6 million human-sized crabs, then everybody's going to know a crab's weak spot. Dude, it's not like we're going to run children through a course and they're going to immediately kill a crab. The crab has taken out at least 10 kids. And by the way, we're going to kill some of them. So crab rules for the world.

Oh, yeah. Because we have so much human crab. Yeah, but what if they wind up just being poisonous? Oh, well... Why are they poisonous? Now you're just adding things. I don't know. I'll make these until you agree it's a problem.

They're also poisonous. It's not a problem. It's definitely a problem. Somebody said it's not a problem. He just said that. It's not a war survival problem. I agree with that. It's just like, okay, this messed up the ecosystem.

We lost Missouri, and we lost the river. That's the extent that the problem goes to. Do you know how, like, if we lost the river, that is huge river. That is half, it splits the country in half. That is true. It does not split the country. I mean, kind of. It does, it effectively does.

What are you guys talking about? The Mississippi River? It's pretty big. It doesn't split the country in half. I mean, yes, I understand, JT, it doesn't actually from end to end. All right, hold on, hold on. But it pretty much does. Look at the Mississippi River.

It's fucking big. If six million human-sized crabs took over the- MSI, SSI, SSI, PPPI. Slow that down It actually Unbelievably does JT's wrong Wait

Okay which one is it Mississippi River Bro that is half the country Ran by crabs dude This is the Mississippi River It actually We were underplaying it It does

It absolutely splits the country Directly in half Six million crabs That's all considered The Mississippi River That's why they say This side of the Mississippi It's the one side and the other side.

Why is Mississippi so lucky to get this name of this river that goes through 20 states? Well, that's not the problem now. I think they just liked it to... They wanted to make it hard to spell. Okay, so we might lose Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois, Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Louisiana. I'm fine with that. That's fair that you could be fine. Sorry to all the...

That's fair you could be fine with it. Oh, my God. The Delta is New Orleans. They've been through enough. what is a delta where the river like ends and goes into the the ocean and that's really where the crabs would want to go they're wrecking house through the half the country in a few months or a few weeks wait what's the delta uh new orleans in a in a few weeks the the the it's gonna be crabs everywhere it's gonna be hurricane crab trina that's what i'm saying it's gonna be

terrible and there's six million of them and dude it's not just six million you think those six million crabs aren't banging away how many how many crabs can one crab make what how many like how many eggs do crabs lay think about that see i don't think you're expecting us to know way more crab information that's true well you were looking up a lot yesterday because we were it was very heated the ecosystem balances out there's not enough food to support that no there are jt you know what that you know what's the food humans exactly jt it's a problem it would be a problem they would start eating us it would they would have to i think they'd try to make their way to the Great Lakes.

Why? Do they have a map? Wait, doesn't it flow the other way? Yeah. But you can, you know, fish swim upstream. Crab would probably walk upstream. Again, they don't have these decision-making capabilities. No, but they know they like water, and the Mississippi River is half the country.

And there's six million of them, so they're not going to all stack on top of each other. They're going to spread out through the river. And then they're going to lay eggs. And then they're going to spread out more. And they're going to have to eat people, because they have nothing else to eat. It's a big problem. St. Louis is going to be destroyed. The arch is just going to be full of crabs.

I'll tell you what, that's a lot of crab chowder if we do figure it out. We're going to figure it out. Okay, so what would be the optimal state for us to get that? Probably like Arizona, right? No, probably Hawaii. No, whoa, my God, so much water. They're going to spread out into the whole world now. You think they're going to cross the oceans?

Well, why can't they? Do you know, it's a crab. It's a human-sized rabbit. Over the course of years, yeah, 100%. And I'm pretty sure, don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure that's going more, that's a Japan problem. Oh, that sounds like a California problem to me, buddy.

And they've been through enough. Yeah. I mean, honestly, giant human-sized crabs attacking the city sounds like a very Japanese thing. That is true. It's very on brand. What I'm saying is, if Hawaii was picked, and all the people in Hawaii turned into human-sized crabs,

And then one of our shores, we saw one. It's already open. There's millions of them. There's arguably billions. The thing is, killing an entire continent is also very bad. Europe. It would devastate the world. Right.

But I'm starting to think now that human-sized crabs can't be the answer. Because it's over if it's picked. If it's California, it's definitely over. Yeah true We're also picking like the 6 million states The 4 million states We're not picking them Fate is picking them

They could have said New York If it's New York then that's the wrong answer If it's New York then it's us Yeah so we don't care And New York City full of crabs would be terrifying We are at a perfect intersection Of four crabs to live What the fuck does that mean

Manhattan when two oceans Split into rivers those, like, banks are very good places for crabs to live. Oh, for crabs to live. Yeah, I think we would just stay here. I was thinking, like, the number four. It's like, why four crabs? The city that never crabs.

Or always crabs. Yeah, but we're also, I think we're the best state, because we're also in buildings. Like, they would just be packed in there. Think about that. I think the solution is, it stays Missouri, right? That's what they pick. But, the second they all turn to crabs, immediate nuke. And actually, all the surrounding states,

just to be safe. Just to be safe? Yeah. Can't have one. What if they're impervious to nukes? You're adding too many things. Put us in the comments. Put it in the comments. Do you want crab people or blow up Europe? Say goodbye to Meemaw in Italy. Also, I think they're underplaying the crab problem.

I would like some help here. I got a crab problem I want to talk about. What about the broken toe problem? Oh, yeah. 90% positive I broke my toe. 90%. Now, you wish you could regenerate limbs. Yeah.

And people have, obviously, the question right after is how. And I always keep saying that that's a question for drunk Danny. Because I do not know. My best hypothesis is that we're walking up your stairs, which are made of, like, diamond for some reason. It's the hardest substance on earth. And it's granite. And I whacked my toe.

Because I have fallen twice. Why is granite stairs? I've fallen twice in the past, the weeks before that, and so I think I just went to go take a step, and boom, pinky toe directly into the ground. I did hear... Oh, it's a pinky toe. Yeah, I did hear Danny fall off the stair very hard,

and there was a shriek. And the thing is, I didn't even know, because, again, I was drunk, and then I woke up to go take my midnight pee, and I got out of my bed, put my left foot out, almost collapsed onto the floor. no no weight-bearing abilities i don't like dude he he came down he was limping like limping like we we had to go shoot in the studio and i was we got him a cane it's like is this going to be a

problem no i i was considering canceling that's how terrible it was and then and then it started to not be as terrible but there's bruising around it i you know i i did a dr danny md online and uh I think, I know, I know, it really looks like broken toe is the answer. And, by the way, who knew this? If you go to the doctor with a broken pinky toe, they'll just tell you to fuck off and wait. I'm going to be honest. What, do you expect surgery? I don't know.

Maybe like a thing to put on my toe or like a shoe to wear, a boot. I'm going to be honest. I feel like that answer comes from a doctor a lot. Yeah, fuck off and wait? Yeah, it's like, oh, we'll see. Yeah, we'll give it time. We'll see. It's like, what did you go to school for, pal?

Can you help a little? And then I was talking to our friend who used to do gymnastics, and she was like, oh, you broke your pinky toe? I've broken every toe in my body thrice. Stop complaining, you pussy. Because she thought it was the big toe, too. And once she found out it was the pinky toe, she was like, oh, you are a child. True.

And, you know- You got to be careful, buddy, because breaking this toe is how I got this whole situation. Wait, how'd you break your toe? I dropped a stool on it. Wait, the big toe? Yeah, that's how this happened. But this is a pinky toe. My point is that after I broke it, it first of all looked normal for a while, and then boom, fell off, toenail.

Then grew back like this. So you're in for a world of hurt, buddy. Did you do anything to it? What does that mean? Did you wrap it to the other toe? You think that's going to keep your toenail on? Well, super glue it back, JT. Well, JT is also notorious.

This problem that will not go away on its own will go away. Just like you said the doctors said to do. Right. Well, that's not what I said, actually. By the laws of mathematics, I'm a doctor. JT skipped school. JT would leave an open wound till he's dead. Sure.

Until someone else told him to go. You can see my bone. It's the foot of the doctor. I can't walk on it, and it stings every day. All doctors can tell you to do? Wait. Wait till leg's gone. Open wound maybe will give you antibiotics.

But I have just learned. It's amazing how quickly we adapt. Because I have just learned to just walk on the big toe part of my foot. And it really has not been hurting nearly as much. We learn to adapt or we learn to just not face a problem. Or is that the same thing? I think it's the same thing. Plus my pinky toe, I think it will heal quick.

Have you ever seen my pinky toe? It's very tiny. i have very very soft supple feet supple and i and i think i have i have soft suckable feet and so you know because because you know there's i feel like everybody has that one friend who's like oh yeah just walk and they like walk on glass and they're barefoot and they're like oh this hurts if i walk on pavement without shoes it's all over i'm like well that's yeah that's also because like you're a little bit of a pussy too it's because i have softer skin One of our friends has leather underneath his foot

He has hobbit feet He has hobbit feet It's okay I really can't even do a shelly beach Me neither That hurts There's something about the salt too They're just shards

of glass Can we ban the rock beach please? The rock beaches suck They're terrible It depends on the size of the rock. Yes, if it's so small that it's sand now. No. Yes, I don't count.

No, I think the bigger the better. Completely incorrect. Completely incorrect. Not huge, but I think there's like a fish tank gravel, like that size, I actually like better than sand. First of all, I hate sand. That's not bigger the better though, right? Well, I'm just saying like not gravel.

That's smaller. gravel yeah no true but but he's but it's not sand either i i i hate sands it's the worst part of the beach undeniably for me and fucking anakin and so i'm gonna say vader yeah yeah and so i i think like fish tank gravel like it kind of looks like this this big i feel like that's a good you can put your feet in it you can do what do you do with sand and it hurts less and it hurts less them what um then then sand with shells in it oh that's that's probably true but also like medium size rocks if you go to a medium-sized rock beach you you need shoes because like it's this weird thing where if the water is also all rocks your feet kind of like continuously fall down that's

an ankle breaker yeah it's an ankle breaker it's a nail ripper it's terrible god oh i i don't know I think I because you know there's like the buffer like where the ocean starts on the beach there's the buffer where everything washes up

and you have to like step over it and it's just like a bunch of shells and moss and condoms and shit and heroin needles

yeah and that that's like my every time I think the past five times I've been to the beach I haven't been in the water so I'm just like

I'm not going past the buffer I'm just gonna sit here and chill also like if I'm in the water like maybe past my belly button i might look like i'm standing my feet are not touching the ground oh my feet are not touching

i'm like half crouched with my feet up just looks like pretending i'm standing i'm not touching the bottom absolutely if if if i can float i will float because i don't want to put my feet on the sand and then get pinched by a human-sized crab well dude if you would i don't think no i'm not going in the water if they're a human size no no no but i don't but i'm not going to do it because Of regular crabs I do not touch Who knows What species

Are on the ocean floor If I had water shoes I'd do it Bear dogs No crabs Snipping me I don't think Yeah I don't think

Crabs are snipping you Either way to be honest Oh no Oh crabs are Snipping out there Very wrong I think I'm right I've been

I've been in the ocean I think a lot More than both of you Probably I'd never I always touch the ground And I've never been Snipped by a crab

I've been stung By a jellyfish That's not I think it's more Of a bite Than a sort of clam And I've definitely Felt them try

I think you're imagining It's a snip And people get Snipped by crabs That's for definitely That's for definitely That's on God A crab has definitely given my pinky toe a haircut

It's gotten close Also but I think you can step on a shell or whatever And it feels like a crab I don't think you're actually really I feel it lunge at me I feel the shift in the water I'm just a bitch so honestly

every time i've been in the ocean a lot every time seaweed goes by my leg i'm like oh yeah you are a bitch i agree who it could be it could be you know what could it be the lockless monster wrapping around you're trying to suck me in suck me in babe and you know what's crazy though the thing you should be most terrified of terrified of at the beach the water i was gonna say the water probably water is just the most terrifying thing yeah Especially the ocean water because you also can't drink it. So it's like a poison water that we're just swimming in. I don't think I've ever been in a riptide.

Have you ever been in a riptide? I was just about to ask, what is a riptide? I hear that all the time. I haven't been caught, but I felt it. What is it? It's just, I don't know. I can't explain the water aerobics of it, but it just super, super sucks the water in at one point really hard. so like you could if you go to like your knees maybe it won't suck you in but you feel it pull

but it's but it's more than that because it continuously pulls out like that people get sent out to sea yeah you're supposed to swim sideways parallel to it or yeah no yeah yeah sideways no not perpendicular to it perpendicular to it parallel to the beach yeah parallel to the beach yeah that's what you're supposed to do and i've i i always remember that and honestly i've just kind of been waiting like i thought i thought one day it's gonna happen i'll go this is why i swim the swim parallel but also i think doing that you still pretty much go all the way to where it would pull you out anyway no no it's just they say that just so you're not fighting against it to get back you're just going away from it and then come in no no it'll pull you

out all the way anyway you can swim out of it i don't think you can definitely because i'm pretty sure and you can check me on this but i'm pretty sure it happens from like banks in the sand and so it's defined area that is being that that has an extra force and you can swim out of that i'm saying i think it's so strong that it's sucking you out and they're saying swim parallel to the beach because if you swim forward you're gonna last longer you're not doing it yeah you're just but i think it pulls you it pulls you like it pulls you out anyway as far as it's going to take I don't think so. I'm 90% sure.

Check on that. I'm pretty sure you can swim out of riptide. What about a sandbar? Love a sandbar. Love a sandbar. Dude, there's sometimes that very occasionally you get like fucking, I don't even know, like 50, 60 feet out into the, you know, past the shoreline and then you have like a nice little two foot area.

Yeah. Very nice. That's scary because right after that two foot area. Drop. 60 foot drop. Yeah. That's a deep ocean. I love beaches like that.

Like there's one, like Aruba kind of has a beach like that. In Hawaii, Waikiki is a beach like that. It's basically just like 100 feet, even more. Waikiki is huge. It's like 200 feet of just knee-high or waist-high water. And so there's sand. It doesn't drop off. So the entire thing is essentially like one big pool.

People just stand and drink around. You go on a floaty. Even if you're super far out, it's not deep. One salty pool. Oh, you do. When I was in Fort Lauderdale. And we paid to be on this party boat, and everyone just brought their own alcohol, and you go out into the bay or ocean or whatever, and it's very, very deep, but then they take

you to this place, and I saw fucking literally 20 other boats in this one spot, and you get off, and it's like three foot deep, so it's just like a little pool. That's amazing. I love drinking on a boat. I love a party boat. It's very fun. I love a booze cruise. I love drinking on a boat.

I don't even remember the last time I've been on a boat. Tell them about the motion. Yeah. When was the last time I was on a boat? Well, you've been on a cruise or? Yeah, I've been on a cruise. How long ago? Just when I was like nine.

No, you were on a boat in Croatia. I was on a boat in Croatia. You're right. Is that the last time? Really? Was that four years ago? Yeah. And before that, it was probably 10 years ago.

So I don't know if that one boat could splice that time in half. I guess that counts. But yeah, it was probably that one time. Damn. I'm not a boat. I'm not a boat. I don't have access to boats. We also went on a boat in Europe.

that's the same thing no the other europe that's even further before that's further before the second one no i i've been on boats i'm not saying i've never been on a boat i'm saying prior that sounded like a lot that's true but i'm saying like i've been on boats relax like i know the boating experience i'm just saying i love it not nearly as often if i'm going on vacation it is especially a tropical vacation it is incomplete without some kind of boat Absolutely. You got to go on a boat. Fair.

You got to be on a boat. And what do you consider a kayak a boat? No. Probably not. What's a kayak? It's like a canoe kind of, but it's just one person. Well, is a canoe a boat? No.

So then kayak, not boat. I got really drunk at JT's Long Island house and tried to kayak. And almost drowned. And almost drowned. But I gave it my good old try for a long time. Not a solid try. I almost had it, but then the water kept getting in, and I kept sinking. That is the one, you know, that's the weakness of a boat.

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