Picky Boys Podcast - Danny Thinks Hunting Humans Is Easy - Picky Boys Podcast #297

Episode Date: October 22, 2023

Sign up for 31 days of content on our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny play a round of what's that smell, then discuss how to use poop to hunt, how real is reality TV, and why Americans don't care about fresh bread! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! New Halloween Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

So if I gave you two samples of baby poop, you could tell me the month that the baby is? Maybe if I tasted it, yeah. I don't know, I was hearing like weird chirps. Maybe it's the duck's call. No, that's what he, he was making duck calls. Do you know that? Is it too much to ask for fresh bread? Just go get it! For artisanal bread? Is it too much to ask? I don't have to go to Brooklyn for my artisanal bread. You know what it smells like? It smells like, um, a pine forest or, oh no bro, it smells like a urinal cake. If you were a ghost, would you haunt?

Yeah. What else are you going to do? Do you think there's a quota? Ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Yep. Let's do it. Welcome back to the Picky Boys Podcast.

We should say it in unison every time. Who's going to be? What are we doing? What? We need people on screen, babe. Ah, you know. So it's your turn today. It's hunting season.

Is it? No. What's hunting season? Spring? He has no idea. Also, do you even hunt this kind of duck? No, you just stomp on it with a boot. It's not a duck.

This is like a chick. This is like a tiny little, like a peep. I searched duck. Yeah, those are ducks. Oh, no, those aren't ducks. I searched duck. But this has a, I feel like this has an orange bill. Yeah, yeah.

It doesn't have a. Not a beak. Yeah. It's got a bill, not a beak. Yeah. If you shot this thing, it would explode. These things are tiny. Not these ones.

Wait, how do you, what things? The costumes you're wearing. We're ducks. We're the little yellow ducks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like this big. Oh, yeah. I'm not saying you can.

How do you kill them if you don't shoot them? You kind of don't. What are you killing them for? Why aren't we killing ducks? I mean, if you kill them, you just, I don't know, chop them up or something. Oh, okay. I mean, he is a hunter after all. He put on this.

And he lives in big cock country. He put on this outfit, and he started flying things. Well, I'm just saying, right? It's, you can't shoot something that's this big. But you could do a mallard. Dude, a pelican. That's maybe, that might be true. I think this is too small for even that.

They're pretty small. If you want any usable... A pellet gun bullet's like that big. Well, this is the question. You can shoot them, I think, if they're just like a nuisance. Like if you're hunting them to get rid of them, shoot them. But if you're hunting them to get something off of them, some kind of meat or something, then that'll be hard.

No, I think you've got to pellet them, he's right. But also, if you... You have to wait for it to grow into a mallet or something. If you shoot one of these things with a rifle, just feathers. wait what grow into a mallard is a mallard just a fully grown duck i thought it was like a little different i'm picturing more the size of the mallard oh okay okay i thought ducks started off yeah i thought you were about to say like ducks were like yellow through their like youth and adolescence and then became i mean i'll ask you a question i had a green head and fucking

i'll ask you this when have you seen a fully grown yellow duck i definitely have seen a fully grown yellow duck no aren't they all just yellow as babies and then they grow into something else A duckling. What? A duckling. He's just saying words. When they're tiny and yellow, duckling. Yes.

Okay, thank you. What about when they're big? I don't think they stay yellow. Duckful? I don't know. Supposed to trust this guy to hunt? I don't know anything about them. I just kill them.

Now the accent's coming. Now the accent's coming. Either way, have a little game for us quick. All right. Oh, yeah? Yes, I do. Yes, indeedy, I do. So these cards all contain a random smell.

And you have to guess what the smell is. All right. I wanted to... This game came in. We're going to do a longer version on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Picky Boys will probably be up already. But I wanted to see if any of us could guess. What do you want?

Which one? This one. Do I use this to scrap? What the hell is that? Yeah, it's just a scratch. It's just a scratch. Okay, so the game is called What's That Smell? Should we go one at a time, or are we all...

Yeah, one at a time. Also, how about we just do... We all scratch and then rotate? Are we all guessing? That'll mess up my nose. Also, then we'll lose track of who's with who. ASMR time. Oh!

Oh, man. You don't like it? No. It's a fun game. Oh, this is so hard. I'm getting bubble gum. I'm getting a lot of bubble gum now. Nope.

Now I'm getting orange. I need to cleanse my nose palate. I'm going to go with spearmint. No, that's too basic. That's basic, bitch. Oh, man. I'm getting real fruit. I'm getting real tangy.

Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Oh, this is eucalyptus. Suck my balls, eucalyptus. That's so specific. Let me see that shit. Eucalyptus. Smell this shit.

Are you getting orangey from there? Give me, give me, let me see. Mmm. Oh. I'm thinking. Oh, this one's really nice. I'm telling you, that's eucalyptus. You know what it smells like?

It smells like a pine forest or, oh no, bro, it smells like a urinal cake. Smell it again. Tell me it'll smell like a urinal cake. I don't know what those smell like. What the fuck are you talking about? You never walked into a urinal and smelt? Just sniffed? I definitely don't remember what they smell like.

You hold your breath every time you smell it. This is giving me chocolate. Oh, my God, no. Bro, I think this is dirty dishwater or dirty socks. Wait, no, I think they're all kind of nice smells. The bad ones are... No, that's dirty dishwater or dirty socks. Wait, what?

Yeah. Yeah, this is... Either dirty dishwater or dirty socks. I'm telling you it's one of them. Smell this again. Tell me it doesn't smell like a fresh urinal. That smells like a fresh urinal cake. What's this?

This is eucalyptus. Oh, that smells like fucking ass. Fuck that thing. Should I open it? All right, open it. All right, well, yeah. JT, go first. Okay, pineapple.

Got that. Excuse the fuck out of me. That was pizza. That's not pizza. They mixed it up. Yours is pineapple? Yeah, what's yours? Muscle rub, but it's menthol and eucalyptus.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, like fucking Icy Hot. That's like Icy Hot or something. I think I'm the only one who got it. I'm getting the pizza, but there's one spot on here that just smells like fucking cheese. Like bad. Like this spot, right? Smell in between the S and the M.

It just smells like bad cheese. All right, now I do get the pizza when you do it. Let me do it again. I didn't say Coke chocolate for that. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that was. I said orange. I said orange. I feel like that's close enough.

If a pizza smells like this, I'm not eating it. Not eating it. Yeah, no, pineapple's better for this. Ew, man. I got that right. He did. I've got a hunter's nose. What is?

He smells his prey. Now I need to ask. Do they make urinal cakes with eucalyptus? Probably. Eucalyptus is in a lot of bathrooms and spas. It's a nice fresh smell. Got it, got it. So how about I'm right two halves, and that makes a hole for me?

Sure. He's right two halves. I'm right a hole. Yes. Because muscle rub is not an answer. What the hell is that? Like a Bengay? Icy hot.

Bengay. I understand that, but what the fuck? So if you said aloe, is that right? Or is that something different than that? No, no, no, no, no. That's aloe vera. This is menthol and eucalyptus. No, I understand, asshole.

What were the three categories? Oh, yeah. So all of these smells have one of seven categories, and this is all things chemical, which is not really. A bit. Oh, yeah. I mean, menthol and eucalyptus are both natural. Well, JT's was pizza, and his category was spice it up.

That's the most wrong, I think. It's like spices and food. What is yours? I'm not even concerned about that. It just smells terrible. It's tutti frutti. it's pineapple all right no no no not eating this pizza and then whoever gets it wrong there's like gross ones oh there's really gross ones they have they have like they're in their own personal

thing and they also biohazard they also have like bags that you put them in afterwards because you don't want them so i guess well it seems like from what we were sniffing jt is going to be sniffing a lot of these on page all right that's true let me let me let's read them hold on give these let's read them put in the comments which one you would least rather smell i can't spot i can't talk today did you say spar rich he said least rather smell least which one you would smell want to smell the least want to smell the least want to smell the least they're smothered in bo that might be my answer no it's not that bad diaper blowout that one's that's bad that's actual shit extra old toe cheese i don't even really know what a toe cheese smells like but

It can't be good. Oh, no, no. It doesn't smell great. Hot, chunky vomit. This one might actually make you gag. BO. It's got to be BO here. No, dude.

BO could smell good to a lot of people. I think it's either. Oh, no, no. Sorry. BO is the one I am going to smell. Oh, got you. Got you. You would least rather not smell.

Yes, no. Yes, smell that one. Yes, exactly. Got you. Got you. I don't speak good. See, why can't you speak like that? Clear and concise.

I'm just a measly hunter. I'm just a man. Diaper blowout. That one's going to be really bad. It depends. It depends what year, what age that baby is. I think Antonio might be the hunter, actually. Younger, older, what's worse?

For a certain amount of time, there's an age where the baby's poop does not smell. Promise. What age? Months. The months. In the months. And then it hits all at once, baby. So if I gave you two samples of baby poop, you could tell me the month that the baby is?

Maybe if I tasted it, yeah. No. No, it was just like from zero to four months, I think it doesn't smell. I could be wrong. Actually, isn't that what hunters do? Don't I take deer poop and I go like, it's been here within the past three hours. We're hot on its trail. I don't know.

I think they call it scat. Yeah. They do call it scat. I would hate hunting with you, I think. You would hate scatting with me? No, I would love scatting with you. I think you're a good scat. Would you go hunting?

I'd go hunting. I want to go hunting. I don't think I would, like, ever. It just feels like one of those things you got to do once. Would you hunt the most dangerous game? I would not hunt the most dangerous game. Honestly, I think there's a probably an argument to be made that fishing is more dangerous than hunting. Like, ever see wild tuna?

Those people die on those boats. Or deadliest catch. It's fucking, it's crazy. Deadliest catch is kind of crazy. Yeah, I saw a video where some guy – in those ships, by the way, it's so dark and the waves are so crazy that if you go overboard, over. It's usually over. I saw a video where a guy got pulled over and a huge wave brought him back and plopped him right on the boat. Like Poseidon went, nah, not today, son, and bang, popped him right on.

That's terrifying. It's like the guy who drags you off the Mario Kart track. He's like brought him right back. It's a fucking – Lakitu brings him back on. That is crazy. that would first of all you go from oh i'm it's over to oh i believe in god oh i was just gonna say that'll make somebody believe in christ yeah i believe in god probably or at least the sea god now we're going what is that greek believe in all the greeks uh but land hunting i is definitely

dangerous for some animals i don't want to hunt the dangerous ones i just want to hunt like pheasants you know yeah yeah the most dangerous game is humans that's true arguably no no i'm Oh, no, I mean, if you're hunting bears. No, I'm saying that's the book. Oh. Well, that's the joke I was making when I asked. The joke was it was a book that he was, he's a hunter. I don't read.

Would you hunt humans? I don't read. Would I hunt humans? No. No. Why not? Who cares? I mean, those humans are undoubtedly easier to hunt than, like, even a dumb creature like a pheasant.

I think. Oh, man. That's wrong. Oh, man. I think if someone wanted to hunt me, I'm an incredibly habitual being. They know exactly where I am. It takes one day of scouting just to know where I am. I don't think it means like in the city.

A pheasant doesn't know where it's going. I'm not talking about in the forest. No, you're talking about an assassination. That's not what we're talking about. That's what human hunting is to me, babe. That's human hunting. No, he's saying like you get let go. you're at a billionaire's house

in the middle of the woods he lets you go says you have one hour what book what book are we talking about I haven't read it I just know of it so you have one hour to run

and then he says and I'm gonna come find you oh oh no now this person can ambush you this person like oh okay

well yes that hunting humans is hard but hunting humans in their home which is where we hunt everything else being a serial killer is easy

well again which is where we hunt everything else these are the forest are these people's The pheasant's home. The deer's home is the forest. If you were hunting a person at home,

kind of easy. The hunting part, I think, is getting lost. That's hunting. I don't think that's hunting. Well, bounty hunts, I guess. Yeah, what's the difference? Do people hunt bears? Yeah.

Dude, fucking Nick. A fucking bear in his basement. Bro, that's because a bear came up. No, that's because his dad shot a young bear. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. That bear's small. That's a child. It's a cub.

The oppressiveness of that bear isn't great. I mean, the dangerous part, I'm assuming, of hunting those is that the mother or father is close by. Yeah, they always talk about mama bears. Where's the dads? Do they just roam around? Vacant home. Vacant home out here. I think the dads are like a danger to the child.

The moms are really, really protective. And I think the dads, if they just get annoyed, they'll just kill them. So they just go off and... Honestly, I feel like a lot of animal species, the mother kind of, like, will take care of the children, and then the dad just goes off and fucks more female bears. For sure. Maybe. You see the videos of the long-ass tapeworms coming out of all the bears' asses?

Yeah. Ew. No? You have? Yeah, it's like 20 feet of rope behind them. Yeah, it looks like you could just do a magician trick out of the bear's ass. I just want to... I don't.

No? No, not at all. Don't want to touch it at all. Oh, my God. It reminds me of that Thousand Ways to Die episode. where the woman intentionally digested a tapeworm to, like, lose weight, and then it killed her. Well, did she lose the weight?

Yeah. All right, so it works. It works, until it doesn't. You can perfect it, I guess. Did you guys know, what's that duck hunting show? Duck Hunt. Duck Dynasty? Oh, yeah, yeah.

You know that's, like, totally fake? They're all actors. Really? No, but they made the duck call. I don't know what that means. Pawn Stars, you know, he owned the pawn shop, but then they turned into... Yeah, isn't the whole Duck Dynasty thing is that, like, they own duck calling business?

Like, they made little, like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. I have no idea. All I know is that – are you guys getting these noises? What the hell is this? What? I'm taking this off. All I know is that I read online that they're all actors, and, like, it's completely fake. They're putting on fake accents and everything.

Whoa. That's crazy. Yeah. Is it that fake? No, no. But what about the whole thing when the old one said the bad word, and then everyone made fun of him? or like yelled at him yeah yeah bad word he's the the old man said some racially insensitive things oh so he really he's he's method acting i don't know but so then you wouldn't be able to blame

him if it was act i don't i just think i think it's a danny fact so these people are just totally fake no this is danny hold on hold on let's confirm i believe that the show is fake for sure but that they are all actors that are putting on the accents that's a lot that's a lot all right i don't think they're actually all actors they are saying everything is scripted like any other reality tv show but i don't think they're all just like straight up actors what no i agree no yeah that's what i don't know what that was what was that like any other reality tv yes but oh he's a survivor blower every reality tv show script oh headhunters that's not true it's not true but i mean okay oh god you can't i mean we can go down the rabbit hole if you want yeah let's go

down let's go down there's there's okay there's there's there's a difference between scripted and produced true true okay all reality tv shows are produced and have a uh let's say the production team has a heavy hand in the narrative of the story you know the season let's say but scripted is totally different but if it's if it's produced and you're watching a conversation that didn't happen and events that didn't happen it might as well be scripted It's the same thing, effectively. Effectively, it's similar, but that still wouldn't be scripted. But they're just creating the script after the word.

That's it. That's all they're doing. Yes, yes. It's deceptive editing. But again, that's different because there are reality TV shows that are scripted. So it's disingenuous to call all of them scripted if there is a difference between those two things. Also, I mean varying levels of scripted. Obviously, in Survivor, they don't know who the winner is going to be at the beginning, I think.

But I think a lot more is scripted than you think in terms of just the dumb stuff. I think a lot less is scripted than you think. We need a naive Dan segment. Listen, I mean, that's fine. I'm just saying, specifically, a lot of the reality competition shows are not scripted. There's a production team guiding them. I would say there's a script guiding them

but it's under the guise of again it's not a script they don't know who the winner's gonna be no I agree with that that's they want it to be a competition that's the whole point

I'll say yeah the reality ones are the competition ones are less scripted again if you're creating a conversation that didn't happen afterward you might as well

be scripting it you're just creating the script after the filming's done have you seen the also I mean there's a clip of the water glass that gets like drunk and then undrunk

and drunk during a conversation because clearly they're taking a position in different parts. But again, that doesn't necessarily mean it's scripted because it could just be that they are basically making a conversation that happened over 20 minutes palatable into a three-minute segment, which, by the way, happens here. Is this scripted? What about the one where the couple, they made them break up during the conversation

and after the show they confirmed, oh, yeah, we never broke up. They just made that conversation. Again, there are examples of stuff like that. But just because you edit a conversation – Would you consider that scripted? That specific example, yes. It was unscripted. They weren't given a script and lines to read, but they made a conversation that literally the opposite happened.

That specific example is manipulated. Again, not scripted, but yes, it's manipulated. And, again, I'm just saying that not every instance of the edit like that necessarily takes that conversation and does the total opposite. It can just be condensing. Oh, man, if you don't think Survivor does that, you're crazy. He's going to catch you on the word scripted. It's impossible for this to go anywhere. He's just going to catch you on the word scripted.

I'm just saying, literally, we do that. For, like, Instagram clips, yeah. But we don't change the conversation completely and make new conversations. No, of course. and there again a lot of tv shows don't do that either and you can you know and you can and you can tell because and you can and you can and you can tell because the people afterwards say yeah that happened but you're missing they'll always probably say but i said this but it's the same it's the same thing they're just condensing a conversation and making it palatable to an

audience going backwards in time is crazy like speeding up and condensing but going backwards in time to then place it Oh, no, no, no. That is total, total manipulation and not reality at all. But that's the water drinking thing that you said. That's only some shows. But that's the whole water drinking thing, was going back in time.

But you said that could just be condensing the conversation to a more palatable version. I mean, again, going back in time. It could be that, and it could be, wait, I'm confused here. It could be that they're condensing conversation, and so while somebody was drinking a glass of water they're using different parts of the conversation to

make it short and it could be that's going back in time you just said that's manipulative it's only manipulative if they change the outcome of what actually happened if i say fuck you and i do it for 20 minutes long for 20 minutes i do a fuck you rant but at the end of the day the viewer said gets danny said fuck you that's not manipulative it's just condensing That's fine. If then in the edit I say I love you, then obviously that's manipulative. I think you might be a little too much of a reality TV enjoyer to have a non-naive opinion here. I mean, that's fair.

But I think everybody who doesn't enjoy reality TV has just as much of a bias the other way. They go, oh, it's all fake anyway. That's not necessarily true. I think that's probably a big part of the reason why we don't enjoy it is because we know it's all fake. No. Yeah. Again, you don't know. You don't really know anything.

You're right. It's all real. That's why they call it reality. Again, I would never say it's all real, 100% real. Let him have his things. Don't come after naive Dan. Let him have his things. I don't think that's naive.

I really don't. I think it's a pretty fair and open opinion. What the fuck was that one? Was that a noise? I can't hear anything. What are you talking about? I don't even think it was through the headset. Wait, you don't have your headphones on.

You sound like a saxophone. Hold on. All right. Then we might not be having an issue here. I thought. No, no, no, no. It was just, it wasn't. What were you hearing?

I don't know. I was hearing like weird chirps. Maybe it's the duck's call. No, that's what he, he was making duck calls. Do you know that? No, no, no. It was like weird glitchy shit. I don't know.

It was conveniently right after he made a duck call. I mean, to be fair, my duck call was not good at all. No, it sounded like. Duck call. Do a duck call. I'll tell you if that's what it was. It was. It's definitely not what you're saying it was.

Mine was like, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. No. Unless you did that in the middle of all of us talking. I did. Maybe it was the duck call. I don't know. He did. He did.

It definitely wasn't what he just did, though. But you just said you heard a ghost saxophone. Maybe there's a jazz player down here somewhere. That's probably one of the better ghosts to have, you know? Oh, no. That would get real tired and real fast. Okay. Somebody is haunting your home.

Okay. Who is this person? who do you wish this person was you know who's the best kind of person to haunt your home

a maid you think so she's gonna clean up clean up after me no because that'll drive you crazy because if a maid is a ghost

that's like oh I swear I put this here and now it's somewhere else no let's write a note it's like yeah I'll be out from two to four

no you can't control them do my sheets don't touch my shit you can't control them they're still ghosts a a

beer distributor okay So now every time, my fridge filled with beer for some reason. Yeah, it's just going to be ghost beer, though. So it's non-alcoholic beer? I'm fine with that. Hand it to people you don't like. Why?

What's your answer? I think a musician could be nice. Oh, my God. You know, you just put on a little background track. You said you can't control it. Yeah. Music the whole time. Music in bad situations.

Oh, maybe if there's music at night, then, you know, I'll bring out my cross. I'll go, be gone! Be gone, musician! Be gone, penis! I didn't know he was playing the piano Danny's having sex and the music's just It's going to be music you don't like too It's going to be old music

I feel like old music I wouldn't listen to it now That would scare the shit out of me Yeah, I guess so Music's a bad choice, what do you think? Pole dancer? Houdini his ghosts just fucking do magic around the house that sounds terrible now you're drinking a beer

and it'll make the glass disappear yeah hell yeah no i think you'll just wake up to like your bathtub over flooding he'll be like i escaped the shackles underneath i was chained in there i don't know that's where that was going you scared me a little bit that's what houdini would do right that was his famous trick maybe maybe maybe a chef and then you probably can't eat anything but maybe you'll smell like a margarita pizza what is that but what if it's this pizza

oh god if it's that he needs to be fired someone he served probably murdered him that's why he's a ghost that's a good point how about this

no I'm going back to maid if you were a ghost would you haunt yeah what else are you gonna do do you think there's a quota like you only get you only get like

10 hauntings like oh god every year oh god it's the first and the end of the month I gotta really pick up my hauntings yeah true

I don't know. It depends if I could pick. If I get assigned randomly to a home, that would suck. Because what if I just get a boring person? Then you, I don't know, make them go crazy. Or I put in a peel, or I try to... I want a new family to hold. Yeah, I try to move...

Also, by the way, JT, I don't know if you've been seeing this, but worms in Reese's, babe. You see that? What? Yeah, I did see that. Like, complete recall of Reese's, the little ones. The cups? What kind of worms?

I don't know. but like tiny little not gummy worms not gummy worms tiny little meal worms i guess oh like like bad bad they're recalling reeses wow the candy during halloween i know i saw i saw a video about that but i didn't realize it was uh that i didn't know it was a national recall i think so if we if we could if we go to i think it's more walmart coming out of walmart i don't know what that distributor is but if you go to walmart get a bag of reeses you might be able to crush them all and find a worm that's how bad it is apparently do you get money find a worm hey we're going worm hunting yeah oh my god i feel like i can't eat them for fucking i know i had a reese's i chased

a jameson shot with a reese's the other day it's only the little ones only the little ones but i don't know same factory you never know it could spread infestation but yeah i had i chased the jameson shot with a reese's the other day you know that actually this kind of this is starting to make sense because the inside of a Reese's it's peanut butter kind of. It has a dirtish quality. Oh, for sure.

Gritty. It's gritty. Very gritty. It's very gritty. And if you're a worm that has a sweet tooth? Yeah. God damn. Bro, I'm a human. I would want to live in that shit. The peanut butter. In the Reese's peanut butter, if I can make that my home. In the summer it might be rough. It might melt.

I wonder what it is. What makes it that? Because it's not peanut butter. I mean, it totally is peanut butter. You keep saying that? It's peanut butter confections. Peanut butter mixed with a lot of sugar. And maybe even a little, like, some oil. Definitely oil.

I mean, if you squish. It's peanut butter with, like, butter, like, probably actual butter or oil, and then, like, sugar, and mash it all together, and it becomes this, like, gritty peanut confection. That's why there was, a little bit ago, they, like, sold it in a jar. And I was like, I don't think anybody wants this. no no no bro i i got that because i was so excited because first of all people do want it speak for yourself secondly secondly that was just normal peanut butter that tasted you could put that on

chocolate and it would taste nothing like a reese oh see that's what i was thinking it's like imagine you get nutella you and then you put it with that reese's peanut butter or whatever god that sounds great but if it's just peanut butter that shit they sold was just peanut butter i think it was just branded with the reasons yeah bastards dude lots of companies do that i have four jars of peanut butter in the cupboards upstairs taco bell does the same shit they sell their cheese okay taco bell branded cheese and it tastes nothing like the fucking cheese that taco bell anyway maybe that's why they want you to go to taco bell it's just them slapping their brand on something for millions of dollars and they that's it isn't it really just cheese whiz

you know you know the shit they put on on the shut your mouth the stuff they put on the that's not on the what's it called fucking philly cheesesteak you know that that that is cheese Whiz. Yeah, isn't it just that? This is not that. Taco Bell Nacho Cheese Dip? Yeah. It's just Cheese Whiz, I'm sure. Well, it's much more liquidy first and foremost. So it's a little warmed up Cheese Whiz.

No, no. It's like hot cheese lava. It's amazing. JT, we're going to make JT break his gluten. It is really good. It is not gluten free. JT said that one day he's just going to let loose and de-gluten or binge gluten. I mean, just

two or all one day. It would have to be I would have to be rewarding myself or something, maybe for 100K subs or something. I can't just do it because I want to. The 100K sub video is JT just eating loaves of bread. Eating spoonfuls of bread. Going to a bakery and eating bread. Bake tea.

I feel like in America, we don't care that much about bread as much as Europeans do. Everybody wants a fresh bread. They'll go to a bakery and get a loaf of bread. like we we're just like put it in a bag we'll just take some bread you know like we don't care about fresh bakery bread oh man i love fresh bakery bread but as a country we're not really into that what do we what makes you say i mean we've been to last time we've been to europe bread got some fresh shit fresh there's fucking bread upstairs all right maybe he cares he's italian

though it doesn't count yeah but you're talking about italian bread i'm talking about just like a loaf of sourdough that Europeans go, I was at the market and I picked up these breads. We don't do that. True. Not even a baguette.

When was the last time you got fresh any other type of bread? Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. I make food. I make and prepare sandwiches. Hasn't eaten a different meal. Not a baguette.

Not a baguette. Not a Thai bread. Not a baguette. You get sourdough. It's the same thing. But it's from a grocery store. When was the last time? When was the last time?

I could show you the sour bread upstairs. I don't believe you. and then he doesn't make anything so like why would he he if he wants a sandwich he gets someone else to make it so why would he get bread this makes no sense no but but they don't but they don't even get bread it's like well they make the bread they probably no they they go to a bakery you go to a bakery you have like you see like it's literally just a store that sells all these like different kinds of bread bro i know what they make and they make every day and they and they

make them he just explained the bakery and they make them every day and europeans fucking eat this shit up and they'll just get a bread not even with the thought of making a sandwich. It's just like, I just want a fresh loaf in my house. And we don't care about that. You don't go to a bakery for your bread. You get in the fucking bakery aisle of a grocery store.

That's a sham bakery. No, I don't. Which bakery do you go to for your bread? I don't go to a bakery, but I don't go to a C-Town or Stop and Shop or Costco. There's like a bread thing. I can't say. He goes to that fucking Italian deli right there. Yeah, it's a fucking, they make fresh bread. And you know

You know where they get it from? The bakery across the street. It's up the block. I've seen you Instacart your fresh bread. All right, buddy. Your fresh bread. Oh, yeah. You're Instacarting it?

No, no, no. Not sometimes. Oh, yeah. Sometimes I don't want to go, guys. Congratulations. This isn't what I'm talking about. He hasn't made a piece of food in 20 years. Take his Italian pass away.

This is, I steamed dumplings last night. Hell, yeah. Fucking loser. How about that? How about that? I'm going to hunt you. All right, fine. but no

did you did you did you use that fucking wood contraption I did it's a steamer he has this you can just put that

in boiling water it's a steamer yeah beats me I don't know how that shit works you just boil a pot of water it's like a wooden it's like a wooden tower

with two levels you put it inside the pot the steam goes up and steams your your things you can put anything in there really it can be steamed I've seen the food come out

it looks great I just never knew that you could cook with like something that looks like a booby trap made of wood. That's true. It's crazy. I did think it would go on fire.

Is it the thing they're served in at restaurants? Yeah. Yeah. He just doesn't leave the house. I don't leave the house. But what kind of sauce? The point... Fuck.

Because that was a good point about my bread, and you just said, oh, I eat bread. Fuck you. It wasn't a good point. You're not America. You're not America. You never made something.

You're not America, and I have made something. I have made something. I mean, his point still stands. Yes, you are the odd one out here, But even Americans, most Americans who do make their own food are going to the grocery store and buying just fucking bagged bread, for sure. That's fine.

I don't understand. He's saying that in Europe that's less common. We don't care about artisanal bread. Artisanal bread. What are we talking about? We're talking about artisanal bread. And the reason I say this is- Why does artisan-

Why has that word picked up so much steam the past five years? And the reason I say this is because I was in a proper bakery the other day, like a bread bakery, not like a sweets bakery. and I was like, I would love So you have it in you I'm under, yeah, I realized this I said, I'm undervaluing fresh bread

I have just been taught by America to not value By society to not value fresh bread and I do value fresh bread America loves carbs, they love bread they love toast, what are you talking about? They love all this stuff from a bag

It's not fresh bread What does a bag mean? If I went to the bakery, I'm leaving with it in a bag. If I get, no, if I get a loaf. I'm not just carrying a fucking loaf of bread. If I make toast, if I make toast, it's from. You use a Wonder Bread. Oh, yeah, toast, white bread.

Oh, well, they are nerdy. That's not bread. That's not fresh bread. Bro, Americans are not making toast from fresh bread. They're fucking using Wonder Bread and shit. They're using white bread from the, I don't know, with that little plastic twisted thing on the end. People who have kids and still make lunches for school are allowed to buy Wonder Bread. I mean, one of their bread is fucking dumb ass fake bread.

What the fucking, Mr. Richie Rich, what do you make your peanut butter and jellies on? Yeah, exactly. I don't like peanut butter and jellies. Got them. Okay, so you're just a fucking loser. What do you make your fluffernutters on? Don't fucking fluffernutter me, bitch. That is the bread to make that.

You know what I used to do? What do you make your lunch sandwiches on? My what? A lunch sandwich, let's say. Loaf bread. Because it's the best sandwich. It's because you're Italian. See, this is actually proving my point, is that your European roots have sunken into your family,

and it's something that is not respected here in America, but you have it in you. Yeah, you know what? I'll agree. It's really known that usually Americans eat worse forms, shitty forms of good food. I agree. Yeah, that's true. But I think you're discrediting a lot of Americans that like good bread and go to the bakery. I'm just saying

I want the resurgence of the bakery it's here just go I've never seen one in my life it's a bakery up the block American bakeries are for like cakes they're not for this is what a beautiful loaf

of sourdough a lot of them are the same thing now because they're both a lot of them are both fuck you Danny you know what fuck you Danny is it too much to ask for fresh bread for artisanal bread

I don't have to go to Brooklyn for my artisanal bread yeah they're definitely oh yeah it's funny avocado toast but it's on fucking white toast well no that obviously couldn't happen that bread doesn't have structural integrity to hold an avocado

if you toast it obviously who doesn't toast the avocado toast I know but even that no psychopath is doing that Oh, bro, you can unbelievably be fine. You could be fine. Also, I'm a big English muffin man.

I love English muffins. Ooh, I like an English muffin. English muffin pizza? Bagged bag, by the way. Yes, that's it. That is bagged. What does that mean? It's all bagged.

It's all bagged. If you leave from the bakery, it's probably in a bag. But it's on an open bag versus it comes in a closed bag. That's the main difference. Also, that's all a scam anyway. All those people, they put it in a bag immediately to preserve it. You can't leave it out for a day. It doesn't matter.

What are you talking about? Also, besides that, an English muffin, right? You can make an English muffin sandwich. It's a little smaller, granted, but it's 110 calories, right? So a sandwich on 110 calories. Two pieces of toast are 90 to 110 calories. So you get like a sandwich for half the calories. That's why I like English muffins so much.

No, a big staple in my house growing up was the English muffin pizza. Yeah, same. Yeah, really good. Fire. Really good. You got to be careful, though, when you apply the sauce, because then you can make it soggy, but it's really good. I agree.

And also, we could get out of here, by the way. Jason's probably already upset with me. All right, JT, tell them where to find you. Let's get out of here. You can find me on Instagram at the Jballs. Danny. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can go to Instagram, open up Instagram,

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