Picky Boys Podcast - Danny Wears Shoes During Everything....EVERYTHING! - Picky Boys Podcast #218

Episode Date: March 20, 2022

In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss St.Patricks Day, the picky boy's three-year anniversary, Dannywanting no legs, ripping your pants while commando, and receiving unsolicited pictures! Than...ks for watching and supporting us for 3 years we'll make podcasts for 300 more! 💚 Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I mean, you don't use them that much now. What does that mean? Oh my Jesus, that's quite a hole. I received an unsolicited nude photograph. Oh. Antonio, your eyes are skating around. I'm skating around. It's a compliment.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling. Oh, hell. Mini Dan. That's me. Little tiny Dan. Little tiny Dan on here. we celebrated St. Patrick's Day yesterday
Starting point is 00:00:30 and it's safe to say the boys are a little hungover it's part of the game it's the old Irish tradition yeah it's the old Irish tradition and you know uploading schedules it happens this is after the holiday
Starting point is 00:00:46 but we're not going to not be festive because St. Patrick's Day is a very important holiday in Picky Boys lore unbelievably Because this is, not only is it St. Patrick's Day, but it's the three-year anniversary of Picky Boys. Three years. Three years. And we're coming up on the 10K subscriber number.
Starting point is 00:01:03 I know. We should be able to, if we were a baby, we'd be able to walk by now, right? And talk. I'd argue that we're definitely talking. Yeah, we're in our talking stage. And as the podcast as a whole, I feel like we're definitely walking. We're walking. I think we're walking.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Hey, I'm walking it. I'm walking it. Goo-goo-ga-ga. No, we had plenty of Guinnesses. I had the most beer I think I've ever had in my life last night. What, all three of them? I was just, got me. No, but I was just pounding back Guinnesses all day long.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Hate them. And also- Also stole this. Oh, yeah, blatantly stole it. It looks very well made, too. Blatantly stole it. Yeah, this man's pin, he definitely wants this pin. Yeah, that pin looks fairly-
Starting point is 00:01:49 You're blocking it with the mic, I think. That pin looks fairly- Let's see if we zoom in on that, future me. It's his island. and then i like these things yeah instead of wearing one hat instead of wearing one hat wearing two hats yeah two hats with a little little uh lucky charm you ever find they used to call me two danny two hats danny two hats you would were you one of those ones you would take off your first hat and then boom second hat no i used to i i actually for a while well i i
Starting point is 00:02:13 was like i i wanted to have like a thing okay that people would recognize me by and so i was face wasn't enough yeah exactly so so i would wear a hat i'd put it through the loop on my belt buckle like my pants okay and so the hat would just kind of sit there you know like sit like kind of like on my so it's like so it's almost like a hat like on your side right and that was like my mo and sometimes i'd double it up and wear a hat as well god that is the coolest thing i've ever heard in my life that is like i don't that is peak cool yeah i mean i am peak cool and no one said what the fuck is your dick hat doing no yeah people were like why do you need two hats like just in case the wind blows away this one babe i was glad that the bar was you know
Starting point is 00:02:59 is back and bustling saint patrick's day is you know has been a little weak for the past two years yeah but every time i go i go out on saint patrick's day like i was wearing this you know fit chase i had a green hat on i had green shoes on okay and then you see some you see these fucking people that are just like couldn't care less. They have no idea what's going on. Some people probably didn't even know it was St. Paddy's Day. Yeah, I know. And I'm going to go off and pinch them.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah, I'm going to pinch them right in the rib. Even if I don't like a holiday I celebrate, I'm a festive guy. That's fair. I love festivities. Dude, daylight savings. What about it? Totally permanent now.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Well, not yet. 2023. And also, So it's got to pass through the House and the president. But why did it take so long for that to even be a concept? Well, you know, some people say the National Sleep Organization put out a paper that said that they disagree with the move because with this, even though it will always be lighter later, during the winter, it'll be dark at like 8 a.m. and they say the typical American sleep schedule will be thrown off of its circadian rhythm. Yeah, those cicadas.
Starting point is 00:04:21 And that's a big deal. Yeah, I saw some crazy stat. Daylight savings when we lose an hour. No, yeah, when we lose an hour. So this one. Yeah. Heart attacks go up. Oh, like 25%.
Starting point is 00:04:33 25%. That is way too many. That's too many heart attacks. Sleep is very important, which is funny because it's like if I could never sleep I would trade so much in my life to never have to sleep
Starting point is 00:04:48 to never have to sleep what would you trade? I'd trade anything a leg I would give a leg to never have to sleep I've always said I've gotten some fierce resistance from the legless
Starting point is 00:05:04 oh the legless community yeah from from the legless community but i i always said that i think i would fare well with that with with missing a leg i mean you don't use them that much now what does that mean i i'm agreeing i i get i get fair use of my my legs are like my strongest body part yeah and you're willing to give those up i'm willing to give them up because i think i i I want to have those cool blade-type things that Oscar Pistorius had before he murdered his wife.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Excuse me? You know Oscar Pistorius? No, but blade kind? You want blades for legs? They're like curved boats. You ever see Kingsman? Yeah, yeah. Like the woman.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Someone had this in real life and murdered somebody with it? Is that what you're saying? Well, no. He just shot her in the bathroom. I guess that's easier than using your leg sword. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he wasn't even cool about it. No, he's like, hey.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Yeah, he was just like, hello. And then he clanked away with his leg swords. And then he had some bullshit story that there was an intruder in his home. And he missed. And he missed and shot his wife. Point blank in the forehead. It's like, oops. So may she rest in peace.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Yeah. Sorry to joke about that. And may he rot in prison forever. Yeah. Legless and swords filled. do they give you jesus that was the longest that was the longest ever do they give you is is there a is there like legless if you're legless in jail here we go is there a can you only get like oh these are the these are the prison legs you know you can't have like carbon
Starting point is 00:06:53 fiber legs right you need you need wet cardboard and toilet paper legs no well you're not like that but you know these these are just like you know the legs from like you know like i don't know like the back of the like the war like old war time prosthetics like that's what we use here because stilts i mean that's what they are i mean they're very fancy stilts that's also true you could also if if anybody was afraid if you're if you're if you're tiny and you're short maybe consider losing your legs and then you can you can and then you can you know pick some get some inches why not just wear lifts just wear lifts because add a heel to your shoe oh by the way i've been getting i've been getting ads ads for that they're like they're like uh put these in
Starting point is 00:07:41 your shoes next time you say you're six four on tinder grow six inches and it's like okay but so so walk me through this are we fucking with shoes on I was about to say forever because she's gonna she's gonna realize that you know I'm like fucking walking in heels when I take my shoes off
Starting point is 00:08:01 like he's on his tippy toes the entire facade is gonna is gonna fall falter when I take off my shoes and I take a giant step down yeah I get off my step stools yeah so So I don't know who these people are, who this is for.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Also, they go inside your shoe. It's a heel. I don't have a shoe around here. I also don't have a shoe. But it's like- I can imagine a shoe. To add three or four inches, your heel is going to be like at the top of your shoe. Right.
Starting point is 00:08:35 You would need a bigger shoe. You'd need like a boot. You would need a boot. Yeah, but then that would start hurting. Yeah, these, I don't know. it's just one of those things you know it's one of those things
Starting point is 00:08:46 that you're just stuck with the commercial the commercial shows them sometimes stacked in six it's like you can't you made a shoe now
Starting point is 00:08:53 this is what you're gonna wear you can't put this in the shoe yeah exactly and it's it's very strange I saw a I saw a video of
Starting point is 00:09:01 uh the somebody like somebody who is like five foot two okay and like the the angle
Starting point is 00:09:08 at which they walk around life and I'm like wow This is wild. This is something that I've never... Well, you've experienced at some point. This is... Yeah, I have experienced at some point.
Starting point is 00:09:18 But now think about someone who's like seven feet tall. Well, I don't know what that looks like. You could dunk a basketball. They must... They are really experiencing life at a different level than us. Up there. Up there, yeah. But I would get so pissed if I was tall and somebody was like,
Starting point is 00:09:38 how's it going up there? I would be way more okay with that than, how's the weather down there, pal? I would be way more okay with it. Also, if I'm taller than you and you say that, I'll just spit on you. What are you going to do? Punch me in the dick? Your face is right there anyway. Yeah, there's kind of a point.
Starting point is 00:09:59 You know, it's like, if you're going to be like, if you're going to be 5'2", I think I'd rather just go full Monty and go and be a little person. you know i'd rather take inches off i'd rather be like 3 11 oh i i i think i really would because because because there is there there's like a there's like a like imagine what what what is the cutoff for like a what what is like a little person 4 10 4 10 now imagine being 4 11 and you're five feet okay and so like you're you're you're you're cast out by the little people because you're too tall and then you're and then you're you're relentlessly mocked by the tallies the everybody else right and and now you're just in the middle so you're saying so so so i i you put I'd always, this kind of ties back into the legs, is that I'd always rather just be the
Starting point is 00:11:04 extreme, you know? I don't want like a, I wouldn't want like a weird leg. Just cut it off. Yeah, you just show your- I wouldn't want to be in the middle of the height spectrum. Just give me super short or super tall. You just show your leg to the docs. Yeah, just a little off the top, pal.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Yeah. You're like, oh, maybe up to the calf. We'll go down from there. We'll work from there. side note though sex with shoes that's the that's a
Starting point is 00:11:30 that's an old trade that's the name of my band sex with shoes that's the name of my sex tape it's an old parlor trick in porn that's what they do
Starting point is 00:11:38 why intense grip so they're naked all the way down to the feet you never see the only time I see someone's feet
Starting point is 00:11:46 is when the the legs are by their ears you know it's like when do you see the guy's feet you're not right you're not watching the right porn
Starting point is 00:11:51 yeah where they're just hanging upside down and shit I was talking more about like feet well yeah obviously if I'm watching feet then they can't have shoes and again the guy you don't see the guy
Starting point is 00:12:04 I mean you don't my point is whoever's banging who if they're standing you don't see their feet I guarantee they're wearing shoes that's what I'm saying I understand there's foot porn and they're not just wearing shoes I don't know if I've ever had sexy shoes on I keep my socks on a lot I'm a sock boy
Starting point is 00:12:19 yeah but the thing is now if you're on the ground you can't have socks on unless it's like a rug or tile and well where are you doing it that a tile it's like a kitchen so now i have a wood floor and socks my legs are spreading like fucking a a baby gazelle that just came out of the womb you know i don't know how to stand i got no grip put a shoe on one shoe will do it put a shoe on change the game yeah i i i i'm i'm counting i'm counting in my head one two and then i don't think i've ever had sex with shoes there it is you gotta you gotta try it have you yeah if i just yeah shoes yeah shoes where where i've done i think there's you
Starting point is 00:13:02 know i've hotel i guess i've done sexual acts with shoes on like you know in the sphere of sex under the pants over the pants blown not full-blown shabam like like like you're stealing a base or you've made it to a base like over the hand over the pants or under the pants shoes oh i'm like a streaker on the field i'm running all the bases i don't gotta get tackled by security i don't know what that translates to in this metaphor with law you're losing me um no i don't know either way regardless i'll have next time i have sex you'll call me i'll facetime me i'll facetime you and i'll say hey look at these shoes dude that's a that's a strange thing for me too it's like the just people that just are on the phone with people while they're banging something weird
Starting point is 00:13:53 about that yeah i i was at the tame impala concert and there was a woman on facetime with her grandma and i was like what are you doing what was happening at the tame impala concert she was just like here's here we are oh i was i was talking about we were talking about banging and then you went to tame i don't know what's happening in that crowd i was just talking about how inappropriate face inappropriate inappropriate face times because i know somebody who you know he he'd be having a sex with a girl and then he'd like he'd send a snapchat to his friends that's weird to me first of all i don't want to see first of all like you know do you have this person's consent yeah that's that's the first question second of all i don't want to see
Starting point is 00:14:35 you fail to satisfy somebody. The third of all, I don't want to see your dick. Just show me if you have shoes on and then let's move to the next topic. There's a lot of people out there that do show
Starting point is 00:14:51 their... What is it? I'll just use the word nudes. There's a lot of people that show nudes that they receive. I don't like that in the first place but also it's like you don't know like let's say you have sex with
Starting point is 00:15:09 you're having a great month you have sex with two girls in a month you're having a stellar month and it's like a lifetime yeah you're having a year's worth in a month the greatest month ever and now you're showing your friends it's like you don't know
Starting point is 00:15:25 if now you catch feelings for this girl or you marry her or you go out with her and now all your friends saw her naked It's just a weird thing to just show people's news. Yeah, it's a weird thing. Keep your sex to yourself unless other people explicitly ask to see it. Yeah, but unless the only thing is if you mess up and it's on your screen and I see it by accident, I don't care who it is.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Now you have to show me. That's the only rule I'll set. That's a weird problem. That seems like you've been in this situation. It's like because, well, now it's just curiosity. You caught me in this fish trap. curiosity fuck the cat curiosity fuck the cat what she was on i'm telling you like if i saw a half a nipple i'd be like all right well now now i gotta well what's going on here i have to
Starting point is 00:16:09 see yeah what's going on here i gotta see full nipple speaking of i don't know if we're allowed to say this but i received an unsolicited nude photograph oh in my instagram dms let's let's start with please stop sending me these things i'll stop sending it was it's been it's been many please stop i don't i'm flattered but i'll ask if i want one you get 10 more now like immediately right like this isn't even out yet you have 10 more it's like they just hear it yeah it's like the barbara streisand effect like once you ask the internet to take something down it'll just come back 10 times harder no please stop sending me lewd photographs that's a very good that's Unless you're a baseball player.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Yes, unless you're a baseball player. Yeah, but no. Hello, maybe. Did it get you? Maybe. Was it just a ba-bam? Yeah, it was one of those Instagram open photo things. View photo?
Starting point is 00:17:08 And this person was like, hey, check this out. Like it was like a 2000 scam email. Yeah, or like a new deal on a toy. Yeah, like, hey. You won. So basically, yeah, it said, hey, you want a new iPhone 13? Yeah. And I clicked the photo.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Bam. And bam. A balls? A butt? A pair of. Oh, penis. Of heavies. Balls?
Starting point is 00:17:34 No, no. It was a pair of bosoms. Oh. It was a pair of bosoms. Nipples? Yeah, nips and all. Damn. Fucking wild out here, dude.
Starting point is 00:17:43 It's wild out in these streets. I know. But when I got out, I went, ha! Oh, oh. I was so taken aback. Yeah, he went like this. I was so taken aback. So please stop sending this.
Starting point is 00:17:54 And then it just goes away. Yeah, and then it goes away. It's like a Snapchat kind of thing. Yeah, yeah. Well, good for you. No, yeah, like I said, I don't. No, I'm saying not good for you that you received it. I mean, yeah, I guess good for you, but also, you know, it's a good policy.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Get that out there. Yeah, I'm, you know, I'm Mormon, so I really don't want you to send these lewd photographs. It's against my religion. I'm celibate, and I can't have any temptation. yeah oh she ripped this oh my oh my jesus that's quite a hole oh jesus oh my god that's quite a hole honestly that this doesn't mean i made this hole there's me unbelievably speaking of holes i unbelievably ripped my jeans i unbelievably ripped my jeans in the uber yes there's there's nothing worse than you hearing that you can feel it too like the tension dude i i i because i like i got
Starting point is 00:18:42 it caught in the bathroom my zipper and then it was already like fuck kind of fucked up and then i stepped into the uber dude and i thought like a piece of paper ripped i heard i was like what is that and then it was just a huge breeze happening from the guy's ac and bro i'm not kidding it was like well i can't show you my pants because this is i'm wearing embarrassing pants but from like my wearing polar express pants i am wearing polar express pants so there you go imagine that from my like crotch dude down to my calf it was fucking shattered yeah it was it was ripped wow if you fucking gave me a leg touch you would just felt skin it's like i was wearing uh speedo yeah there there was unbelievably ripped hmm there was there there was one time i was i was i was working at my
Starting point is 00:19:22 job and um there was a guy giving a presentation on stage and he ripped his pants and you're not what happens next will flabbergast will shock me so he's wearing he's wearing like professional like work type pants yeah and and for some reason he makes some kind of you know odd maneuver and he rips his and he rips his pants in front of everybody he is going commando oh man in a dress you just see his ass and then he went ho ho and everybody went oh my god is it cold in here who's doing full splits and dress pants and then he ran off the stage and everybody But it was like, and then, you know, the person who's kind of like, I guess, the emcee, you know, trying to host is like, oh, well, you know, that was odd. Let's give it up for James.
Starting point is 00:20:22 We indeed do not see London and we do not see France. Yeah, but who goes commando in dress pants? First of all. I know people. There are people who go commando in jeans. Masochist fucks. What do you just have? Calloused balls.
Starting point is 00:20:37 like like i know what are you trying to do that's rash waiting to happen i wouldn't i don't go commando ever there's a zipper yeah there's a zipper what are you doing i know unless that you know they're like oh look i could unzip my jeans with no hands yeah it's i i cannot imagine going commando at all really i like like i like the support of underwear i would go commando when i was like someone's touching my balls at all times which is which is nice yeah everyone loves a good ball touch and now if you could have that constantly yes i can't even fathom that unless unless the only i could see that if like you shit yourself in the bathroom and you have to throw out your underwear and you're in jeans and now you're just this is how you have to live because it's
Starting point is 00:21:17 better than the smell yeah i can see that well yeah these are like desperate times call for desperate measures intense measures but who is wearing commando jeans without this um although So they do say that, you know, because of the clothes we wear, you know, our appendages are closer to our body. They don't, gravity doesn't, you know, weigh on them, you know. Like if you go to, you know, there's still like tribes and they have, you know, like they have very droopy penises and droopy boobs. Tatas, yeah. Their nipples hit their belly buttons. yeah and and you know that's just that's just old that's just old gravity that's old newton baby
Starting point is 00:22:02 yeah yeah i i wore a lot of tidy whities as a kid really tidy whitey yeah as a child like i wasn't really going to the store and picking out my underwear so i can't even imagine the long-term damage anti-gravity that did to my undercarriage yeah yeah i'm sure that's that's what that's we're gonna blame it on yeah i'm blaming it solely on that and not genetics yeah i'm the tiny whities i'm blaming it on the the the cup that i used in baseball for the my entire run my entire career from from from peewee baseball to seventh grade i jammed my shit into a peewee cup peewee cup i mean that's just evolution because i was because i was afraid my mom would always ask me she was like do you need a a bigger cup or cup size or
Starting point is 00:22:48 something and i was like it's about it's about the way it fits on the hips it's not about my it's not about it's not the motion of the ocean mom my pp it's not about my pp mama my pp's fine and and and because i don't know why but it it thank god i never got you know i was never hit and i was i never played thank god i never put in because if i was hit there it probably would have caused some long-term damage yeah honestly if i feel like it's the same thing as the foot wraps in the asian culture like of making your feet tiny oh the bindings yeah you like the ballerini yeah ballerina binding yeah to make your feet like a size two whatever but my point is your body now thinks that it has to adapt to this peewee cup for 10 years it's like
Starting point is 00:23:36 have you ever seen the square watermelons yes if you grow a watermelon inside of a inside of a square cube, it will conform to whatever shape, whatever prison it's put into. Now imagine a growing boy's undercarriage being encased in a peewee cup
Starting point is 00:23:57 for ten years. It's gonna be small. It's gonna be small. It's gonna come out, so that's the price we pay for safety. Yeah, that's for the love of baseball. That's why I did it. I hate the player, love the game, baby. Yeah, it's America's pastime. I think
Starting point is 00:24:13 everybody who plays baseball is a small dick. Yeah, I knew that's where that was going to go. I think that's true. I agree. And if there's anybody who disagrees with that, send proof. Send proof. Prove it.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Danny is watching on Instagram. Put it alongside your baseball bat. I want to measure that. I need reference. Send proof, please. Yeah, I can imagine that. Definitely, what sport do you think has majority of the tiniest wieners?
Starting point is 00:24:41 Oh. Well, it's kind of a setup question, I suppose. Yeah. Because there's one that I don't think is. Antonio, you're ice skating around. I'm skating around. You're skating around. It's a compliment.
Starting point is 00:24:57 It's a compliment. Because there are typically tall people in that sport. Yeah, very tall. And usually people who are tall and have big feet, big undercarriage. Big undercarriage. Yeah. And, you know. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Yeah, yeah. I agree. So I'm saying not that sport. Whatever sport we happen to be talking about, not that one. Not that sport. I'd say probably the smallest dick sport is horse racing. The little jockeys. Because they are usually short.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Because they're short. Because they're usually short. Because they're short. And also when you ride on the horse, it just fucking bangs your dick into your body. You have to learn through ancient techniques to suck it up while you're riding. So, yeah. So, smallest dicks, jockeys, horse jockeys, and biggest dicks. Basketball.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Lacrosse. Lacrosse. Basketball. Basketball. Probably. Probably. Yeah. I'd be surprised for the statistics.
Starting point is 00:25:59 And then there's hockey, which is probably a middle ground. Very average. There is, yeah. What was that? What was that? I have some experience. let's let's no hockey is i i i feel like a lot of hockey people there's like definitely there's big dick energy there's a guy is big it's a big dick energy sport but i i think there's one guy
Starting point is 00:26:19 on every hockey team that just has a gigantic dick and then everybody else small dick like they all gave him the power yeah all the the juju yeah mojo whatever word you want to use for it either way um that was a great way to ice skate that i loved i loved every second whatever uh What else has been on your mind? I don't know. We were talking about your small wiener. So now I can't get off that. I was trying to change the topic.
Starting point is 00:26:46 I know, but I can't get off it. Get off it. We should join a religion. Oh. Which religion would you join? Scientology. Yeah, I was going to say, I would just go full Tom Cruise. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:26:56 And then I'd try to raise, you know, climb in the ranks. Maybe I'll be a, what's the head of a Scientology thing? Lord Farquaad. I was going to say like a space cadet or something. I don't know. Something like that. Whatever works. And then now I'm making change in the inside.
Starting point is 00:27:15 But once I pass to the... I get to the last level, now I'm in it though. So now I might have to just stay in there forever because I don't know their power. So really it's an endless trap and I'll just become a Scientologist. Yeah, I mean, they obviously have something on you because there's a lot of high-profile Scientologists
Starting point is 00:27:30 and not a lot of them speak as to what Scientology even is. and also you know i don't want one time i they tried to get me like kidnap they they sit outside a mall and they have like these like silver batons and they and they they're attached to all these wires and they're like what and they're like do you do you want to know if it's like a fake it's like a fake thing they're like do you want to know what your like stress levels are and like what your levels of they have some weird word it's like tannins or that no that's the things in wine but they're like do you want to do you want to know what your tannins what your tannin levels are right and you hold on to these like things and then they ask you like you know have you ever
Starting point is 00:28:17 had inappropriate thoughts about your family member where are you on 9-11 yeah exactly and and and and then they and then there's a meter that goes and then they say and then they say all right well given this is your given your test results we think that this this is the book you should read then they try to sell you the book of scientology you're like haha and yeah and then i mean i'm i'm a new yorker so i'm versed in not buying things you know yeah there's guys that i don't know if any new yorkers watching and That's other cities, too, I'm sure. But there's a big thing in New York where these guys hand you a CD and say, hey, here's my free mixtape.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Or even just... And then, like, accost you until you give them $10. Yeah. Dude, or even just candy. Yeah. I've had, like, it's like, hey, a Reese's for my kid. Like, oh, it's five bucks. Dude, I've had...
Starting point is 00:29:11 I've seen them fight each other over money. Like, you know, if you're... We were in high school, so we look young on top of being young. and they'll they'll swarm you know it's i guess the words i mean isn't gonna sound rude but they they swarm what appeared to be the weakest the weakest one of us just the youngest yeah and they're like hey man and they hand it to him it's a piece of candy too it's like it's like just like it's like scammers in europe and shit it's like oh here give me five dollars and then he only had a 10 and he pulled out the 10 and then the guy just took the 10 out of his hand it's like all
Starting point is 00:29:44 right yeah i guess 10 and then a guy saw that came over and i guess he saw there was money going around and then they were fighting over the 10 that both of them didn't even really deserve yeah at all yeah i just usually go with i just i just like put my head down let's don't take anything i say no no no but i think you could you could go the other way if you're if you're bold enough you could just be like do you want to be my friend you know and then they'll probably be like oh shit it's like oh god i'm gonna leave now it's like that would be that's a good that's a good one oh it's like how much for the whole box how much for the whole box or you just dude really or you flip the reverse religion on them you say like hey do you have time like i kind of
Starting point is 00:30:27 want to talk to you about christ this do you um who is your lord and savior yeah or or you know depending on you free of temptation depending on your day just talk to them for hours yeah just really ruin their day then then they then now yeah you're in the power position now they have to try to get away they have to pay me to leave them alone yeah i'll latch on like a goddamn leash baby yeah maybe maybe maybe next time i'll try that yeah just it's like danny where are you you're five hours late it's like oh i'm talking to my new friend who's helping himself cds yeah so you know um that's that i guess right yeah well yeah i'm cool here man all right uh well happy three-year anniversary to the picky boys it's been a fantastic three years we're gonna go
Starting point is 00:31:09 for 300 more technically and what any closing thoughts I was just gonna go tell them where to find you oh alright well
Starting point is 00:31:19 but I opened the floor and you spit in my face but well I mean if you want me to spit in your face I'll put my shoes on pal but
Starting point is 00:31:26 but no yeah man it's a we love none of this happens without the people watching that's true
Starting point is 00:31:35 and it would still happen cause we do love doing this for you guys and with you guys um but it's just a lot better that people do watch yeah it's yeah it really makes us it makes us less sad yeah yeah we would just be sad and doing it because or else we're just like you know the guy in the rv that lives in yosemite park that like broadcasts to the radio and it's like the volcano is gonna explode the whole country yeah you know the the it rose one
Starting point is 00:32:04 degree fahrenheit the whole country's gonna explode yeah so that's what we would devolve to if we didn't have people watching, and we're very thankful, so thank you, and I'm very excited to hit 10,000 followers. We have a lot of stuff planned. Like we said, Pete picks a whole nine yards. Where can they find you? Oh, you can find me at Ant Prisco. Can't forget to...
Starting point is 00:32:21 Yep, here we go. You can find me at Danny is Watching. Can't forget to follow the Picky Boys podcast. Like, share, subscribe, and just, you know, have a great day. Leave a comment down below if you've ever gotten... unsolicited nudes
Starting point is 00:32:39 fair enough I guess that's not that bad leave a comment down below if you've ever had sex with your shoes on you don't have to say that one looks a little worse you don't have to say it
Starting point is 00:32:47 just put a picture of shoes yeah just say just say shoes say shoes just leave a comment that says shoes if you've ever had sex with your shoes on
Starting point is 00:32:55 and understand that we'll know yeah goodbye Thanks for watching!

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