Picky Boys Podcast - Does Length Matter? - Picky Boys Podcast #285

Episode Date: July 30, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, Danny, and JT discuss putting soap in your mouth as a punishment, little towels at a fancy restaurant, how many miles of blood vessels are inside of you, and how to tell clones apart! We also open some mail sent to our P.O. Box! Send Us Mail Here! Picky Boys Podcast LLC PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 New Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

not only not only have i never had this done to me which maybe that's not surprising i've never heard of this concept if there was a clone and he did kidnap the real danny how would we is there something we would be able to do to figure it out this guy's name is linus and he has a little hat oh there's another thing when you're underage buying alcohol you do the most you try so hard it's so obvious so this is a harry potter themed bean boozle it tastes like the outside I believe that one is dirt. All right, let's do it. Ready?

Yeah, let's go. Welcome back to the Pick Your Voice podcast. We've got a letter. And a box. We just got a letter. We got a letter, and we got a big package. I'm just going to show it. I'll show it this way.

We got a package. You can find our P.O. box info right here. Jason, put that up. And it's also in the description. If you want to send us stuff, that we will open. You can send us anything you like, for the most part. Okay. Should we open it?

I always do the card first. That's what I do on Christmas. You know, it's like you do the cards before the presents because the cards are... But this box is... That's the point. Okay. What is this?

A postcard? Hey, boys, I started watching four years ago when I started college, and I love that we quote-unquote graduated together. That's a reference to Picky Boys merch, pickyboys.com. Ooh. We can graduate again in two more years

when I finish my master's. Wow. It's a graduation, like, I graduated card. I guess you send it to your loved ones like a Christmas card. Right. So we're the loved ones. We're the loved ones, yes. Thank you, Emily.

Thank you, Emily. I'm not going to tell them which college you went to. Watching for four years. That's crazy. That's a long time. Is that the name of the college? Yeah, it's very strange. I don't know.

I don't get it. That is an interesting name for a college. One that I'd like to go to. Yes. It's just people searching up Emily at... Thank you, Emily. And congratulations on graduating. Yes, congratulations.

Okay, bigger package. Bigger package. Do you have it in a little knife? From Ariana. I don't have a knife. You guys know the shtick with this, right? Ariana sent a little instruction thing on how to proceed with this. How to proceed with this.

I can pull it up if you want. You know it, right? She basically said read the letter before you read, or before you look at anything else. Love that. But I will say this. She says, congratulations on passing 300 patrons, and you can sign up too and be a part of those patrons

at patreon.com slash pickyboys. And all the plugs today are... Yeah, all the plugs early. And Jason has a big smile on his face. And congratulations on passing 20,000 subscribers. Thank you. Thank you. Are we going to open?

What the heck is this? All right, well, immediately there's a little animal. There's a little animal. I believe it's a lemur. It is a lemur. Yeah, I don't know. I don't get the lemur joke. What's the lemur meme?

The lemur meme is that I went to this thing in the Bronx Zoo called Brew in the Zoo, and there was a conspiracy that I brought back lemurs with me. That sounds like something you would do. I think this is a JT shirt. I'd rather be mining. Is this a Minecraft thing? I don't even explain this.

Can you give me the letter? Can I skim the letter? On my Twitch streams, another plug, twitch.tv slash the picky boys. And as well as on Danny's Twitch streams, when we gamble picky points on whether we're going to win or lose, we call it mining.

Gotcha. Oh, wait, hold on. I think this is a little hat for the lemur. Hold on, let me see. oh my god did you hand craft this little hat oh wow

oh I didn't realize it's handmade yeah it's handmade with picnic cloth it's so well made oh my god please put the hat on that little lemur

yes it is this is a little bucket hat for the lemur so that it matches with you please put a little hat on the lemur show the camera

oh my god I love it look at this little lemur with the bucket hat that's adorable this one's also for Danny oh jelly beans

oh jelly beans oh Harry Potter What are Jerry Beans? Birdie Beans. Jerry Beans. Birdie Box Beans. Okay. Well, this Disney joke's going a little too far, isn't it?

Joke? There's no joke, buddy. This is the unofficial Disney Parks cookbook. I could probably get all the recipes from home. Hold on. I was going to get you that for your birthday. Damn it. No, I'm kidding.

Don't fuck around. All right. Dude, first of all, I'm going to look through this, but my mom is going to squirt over this book. I'm going to squirt over this book. Antonio, you're going to squirt over this book. I'm already squirting over this book. Like, this is very, God, next time I go there, I did the coconut shrimp from Paris in Epcot.

So, as we mentioned, we got JT with the mining shirt. Antonio has got, you've got the picky, no, you've got the cookbook and these. Oh, a little Mickey pin. There's a Mickey pin. It seems to be a Disney-inspired thing. Okay, everybody. I just open these like this. Don't blame me.

You go there every year. Why are you surprised? Is it an ornament? I'm actually going there in a month wait what didn't you already go this year yeah a little Mickey Mouse keychain and some sunnies

holy shit I love sunglasses it's a yellow hippie vibe different than the style you might used to be wearing oh she also says I wouldn't be surprised if Danny would want to borrow them so he can feel slash look hip and cool I was going to say these look like Danny sunglasses

oh wow can I rock them Can I rock them? I think so. I think so. They're really very big. Very yellow. They kind of feel like Disney sunglasses.

You know Disney glasses? What are Disney glasses? No, you know, what's that movie, El Dorado, with the guy with the circular glasses? That's what that's called. No, City of Atlantis? Yes, same shit. Check this out. No, no, no.

I could put this on. That's true. Look at that. Okay, love this. That's true. And then this guy, because my name is Danny the Lemur Herder, this guy's name is Linus. and he has a little hat. Oh, there's another thing.

Yes, and then finally on the back... Oh, it's falling. I don't want to see what it is yet. This is, I hope it's not bent. Oh, okay. It doesn't look bent. Let's see what it is. Picky boys.

Okay, here we go. It's a placard. I already read what it is. You know? The picnic zone. Oh my goodness. We got to put up all these signs. We have the picnic ave too, right?

Yeah, we have to find a – maybe we put them over there. Is it dirty? I feel like putting it right here – yeah, it's rugged. Right, right. It's rugged. It's rustic. I mean, if you've been picnicking for four years straight – True.

And you think Danny's cleaning this sign? We'll definitely put it somewhere here. Oh, you don't want it on the set? I don't know. I don't know how versatile that would make the rest of the filming, but, you know. No, you take it – we'll make it way easier than our big sign we used to have with the chicken wire. Are you saying for filming Wednesday videos and stuff? I just don't know how you attach things easily to this,

but that doesn't matter. Thank you very much for the care package, honestly. Truly. We will all read this letter in more detail off-camera, but thank you, Ariana. I appreciate it. Should we try the jelly beans now? Should we?

Supposedly, there are really bad flavors in here. Yeah, let's do it. Is that a gimmick? Can I see something real quick? Oh, no, yeah. They're probably not gluten-free, you dirty, dumb bitch. They are. Really?

good you're a part of it now let me say this is like bane boozled i guess um oh yeah also audio listeners you might want to come see this this first probably like seven or eight minutes right here with his little hat i was so good i was so i was wondering what this was this looks like the things you push uh pins in your mom's for so yes my grandmother i don't know what that's called if my mom started sewing i'd be is that what a buffett is no wait what is the thing that little miss muffet sat on little miss muffet sat on her tuffet what is a tuffet maybe it's that well first of all that's a hat yeah well this is this is this is a now now is that is that made from is that a jar top it does look there's there's some ingenuity going on for

sure i didn't know it was a homemade hat because it was so well made i just thought it was a little hat and i would love to i would love to have a picnic bucket hat that'd be so cool all right Everyone grab one. Oh, so this is a Harry Potter-themed Bean Boozled? It's not Bean Boozled. It's just like weird jelly beans. This is a Harry Potter-themed gross or tasty jelly beans. I can get the gray one.

You want the gray one? Sure. Yeah. What do you want? Which one do you want? I'll take two because, first of all, the green ones really stand out to me. But I think that's going to be good, so I'll take two. You can have those.

And I'll take this one, this brown one. Brown, usually not good. Should we guess the flavors? I'm not looking at the flavors. All right. I'll guess first. I'm going to go with the green first Striking green

It is very green Sniff test Careful with the chewing on here Kind of like watermelon-y Wait, come on I don't really know, I think watermelon What color of green was it? What shade was it?

It was green You couldn't deny the green It's not any of these, right? No, it was that green right there. It was green. No, no, no, no. No, it was green. It was like Kelly green, like Irish green.

If it's a super, super green one, that was green apple. Oh. There's a dark green one that is watermelon. Oh, so maybe it was that one. Maybe it was watermelon. It did taste watermelon-ish, but I could see green apple. I'm going here with this brown one. Immediately not good.

Oh. It tastes like the outside. I believe that one is dirt. all right i'm going gray i haven't seen what it is yet i've had dirt as a kid it has no smell huh you have to you have to squish it to smell it oh man not it oh that's pepper pepper like a pepper i guarantee you that's pepper it's black pepper oh that doesn't look like that right yeah it looks like enough i mean it's a box

I'm going to try this yellow one with white spots. Black pepper. I want to see his yellow one first. Oh, my God. I feel like I'm going to sneeze from it. I don't know. Like lemon? Lemon zest?

Oh, yeah. It is lemon. There is one that says earwax. That looks exactly the same. So lucky you didn't get that one. What brave soul at the taste test department was like, all right, guys, I'm going to try real earwax. I think we got a more chemical seven. All right.

Let's get this black pepper one. You're going to, it's the most peppery thing imaginable. All right, we can't just be eating Bean Boozled the whole thing. That'll be the last one. Wait, what's this blue one, actually? Why is it? Very peppery. Yeah.

Oh, it's a soap. There's only one soap. Want to try it? You want to try it? All right. Did your parents ever do this? My aunt did it to me when I cursed. She took dish soap and slapped me in the tongue.

Oh, that's easy. A little slap in the tongue. Is that safe? My grandma put the whole entire bar in my mouth. How'd she manage to do that? Well, she said, put the bar in your mouth. You have a tiny mouth. So I said, yeah.

You said, yes, grandma. Yes, mama. She stomped on your toe. You opened your mouth. She shoved it in. Soap smells good. Oh, God. I'm choking.

Hold on. I say the life once choking. Soap smells good, but doesn't taste good. Is there things that are opposite? Don't smell good, but taste good? Or smell good, but don't taste good? Parmesan cheese. Okay.

Feedy cheese. Feedy cheeses, yes. Oh, yeah. Actually, tons of cheeses. Yeah. Like, tons of smelly cheeses. I was going to say vagina. I was going to say vagina.

Okay, well. Is that allowed? Is that allowed? Tastes good. You need some Vagisil. Tastes good? Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

Sometimes. I heard that's what durian is. Dragonfruit? No, no. Durian? It smells bad, but it tastes really good. But I also heard, I know it smells bad, but I also heard people just don't like the fruit in general.

Well, I think people don't like it because they have negative connotations of the smell. It's illegal in some places. Why? Because it smells so pungent. I'm surprised we've never had it on the Piggy Boys, honestly. I mean, there are many times when we're filming and this basement smells for a week.

If we bring durian down here, JT's not going to be able to lift a weight. I mean, we're going to do it eventually. I know, I know. Today! No, I'm kidding. Everyone, look under your seats. Eventually, he's going to set something up like this.

Like, why are there cloths on our chairs? Why can't we see underneath? There's another fruit that Danny showed on stream that looked exactly like durian, but it's not even related, apparently, or something. A jackfruit. Oh, it's giving fruits real names. Which is often used as a meat substitute. It has, like, a very meat, like, a stringy, like, pulled pork texture.

Yeah, okay. And so people marinate it. It gives a lot of imagination. ah shut up dude i had a fucking cauliflower buffalo wing that was so good like i it was so so good i was like wow maybe i can do this no those are good maybe i can do this it was so tender so crispy it was really really good no bro i first of all i've had those two garbage i also had one time someone said oh yeah you want some nuggets took them thought it was chicken nuggets cauliflower nuggets i went i will punch everybody in the face here i don't know man chicken is a

pretty blank canvas too like i feel like it's much harder to get like chicken a beef flavor like chicken is like whatever you put on chicken that's what you can taste like for the most part i agree all right dark meat chicken kind of has a more chicken flavor dark meat chicken is fucking Good. Yeah, like a whole chicken. But if you're just talking about chicken nuggets or chicken wings, it's like whatever you put on there, that's what it's going to taste like. There is no chicken, overwhelming chicken flavor

in all the different sauces of buffalo wings. It's just like it'll taste like the sauce you put on it. Okay. But now we're talking about cauliflower, right? Dude, I'm telling you, you've got to come to this place. It was like you bit into it. You're like, whoa. what is this chicken that's what i was thinking what's the name of the place i don't want to give

free promotion since when hold on hold on hold on hold on this is how we know that this is a danny clone this is not the real dan what have you done with the real danny no it's a place it's place and there's one brooklyn and a few in the city it's called clinton hall great burger by the way you're covering up so you know that that's a this is an overarching question now if there was a clone and he did kidnap the real danny how would we is there something we would be able to do to figure it out like how would you be able to figure out if he said one correct statement we'd have to shoot him on the spot there it is there it is i'd like to one day one day i'm gonna train an ai to go through and check how many statements are true and false it's not as bad

as you guys think. It's going to be over. It's not as bad as you guys think. It's going to be overwhelming. Very funny, though. Very funny. Make your jokes,

joke maker. No, I'd probably say if they were not cool or perhaps... See, there's a difference between a clone and a replica, if that makes sense.

Because if you clone me, wouldn't you have my memories? How would you be able to tell? I don't know. But a replica, there's this, if you shape this mannequin and then you go,

you're Antonio now and it starts moving what would we do for Antonio how would we figure it out I don't know how would we figure it out if we played any

any game with him and he wasn't like hyper competitive I'd something's off that's true something's off or if we watched

a horror movie with him and in the first 20 minutes he didn't predict how it was gonna end yeah and then turn it off sometimes actually yeah

the man turns off the movie he goes oh no I know how it's gonna end and then just fast forwards and watches the end and went ah close enough pretty much yeah

for JT if he leaves the house we gotta shoot him or eats a piece of bread or eats a piece of bread goes hey you guys wanna go out tonight what the fuck is this

he's like what first of all yeah we just start hanging out with the clone he's like keep the other JT oh shit

it would be nice though to have a clone and then like cause you know you ever have plans and oh you wanna go to this place but you also made plans

to go to this place bro you can be at both at once True. Yo, go to this family event for me. I'm going out with the boys, whatever. Yeah, but then one day he has to go with the boys and you have to go to the family event. Yeah, you got to do it at some point.

Or else he's going to be mad. I wouldn't mind that. Yeah, you know, you keep it fair. Yeah. Keep it fair. I wouldn't mind splitting it. At least half the time then I don't have to go to. Half the time there's a scheduling conflict, I can go to the thing I want to.

Honestly, half the time there's a scheduling conflict, I don't go to both. It's a lot easier. Just don't go. you pull the old uh sleepover at the parents house it's like oh i'm gonna tell my mom i'm sleeping with antonio's and antonio's gonna tell his mom i'm sleeping over at my house yeah you pull that you know i've never done that really yeah uh i don't think i've ever done it i don't know i feel like how did there was this one kid's house nick well early early episodes nick uh nick we would sleep by his house and just play board games every night essentially and i i couldn't

convince my parents that that's what we were doing. They thought we were doing drugs because it's like how are you there every day playing Risk? Really? Yeah. And sometimes it was easier. Now we're going to get drunk and they would let me go out faster because

they thought I was lying. Sometimes the truth sounds too much like a lie where you have to lie to tell the truth now. But no, you're right. I didn't do that. I just said I was going to Nick's house because it was so easy. Going to Nick's. It's like, oh, just like every other day. Yeah. It's fucking crazy. Just tell them you're getting drunk. Go play Risk. yeah oh god that sounds great i love risk i think it's a very fun game you think we do risk on

patreon a drunk risk you think that's just too long so long yeah so long we would need to get we would need to do like the shortened versions but those aren't as good i think it would get heated ah well i don't know that's a different that's for a different time yeah another idea i had well first of all i forgot god i'm i've been trying this whole time to talk and remember what i was doing but you know i i don't remember exactly what i was doing but i'll compare it to You know in the morning when you have a really good stretch and how good that feels? I was thinking that we do a Patreon where

we just have, we come up with the really good sensations in life. Stuff like that. Okay. I couldn't remember what I was, I think it was with my hands. I love a good stretch. I think it was with my hands. Good ankle scratch?

Scratching mosquito bite? So good, but then it hurts. Then it hurts so good. You know, or, I just can't remember. Or when you're at a restaurant and they put the hot towel over your hands. Wait, what the hell is that? Or when you flip over a pillow.

Oh, it's the cool side. Or even when you first get in your bed and you put on your blankets, it's like cozy, but also they're cool on the inside a little bit. I like that. We're going to go back to that. I never had... What? Is this like a spa restaurant?

What are you talking about a hot towel on your hands? Can you explain? Because I'm shocked. I used to have airplanes a lot. But then they stopped doing that. Now you lost me. I'm back. It happened on my flight in Hawaii.

I wasn't in first class or any special class. They were just like, here's a hot hand towel. After appetizers in not even fancy, fancy restaurants, in mid-fancy, they squeeze lemon on your hands and they put a hot hand towel on you. What are you talking about? It's definitely in fancy restaurants. It is not mid-fancy. Mid-fancy.

It's not fancy. If they're squeezing lemon on your hands and giving you a towelette, you're in a fancy restaurant. Period. End of story. I disagree. Or they're just trying to be a fancy restaurant. There could be a mid-fancy restaurant that does it.

Yeah, so this waiter comes over, squeeze lemons in your face, and then they put a hot towel on your hand, and you clean your hand. Now your hands are sticky? No. The water washes it off. They bring water as well?

The towel. The towel is wet. The towel is wet. It's a wet, hot towel. Not only have I never had this done to me, which maybe that's not surprising, I've never heard of this concept. You guys sound like you're making something up to prank me.

They squeeze lemons on your hand. I never got that. I never got the lemon. I just get the towel. So you went to mid-fancy restaurants? Well, apparently, yes. You've never had that? No, I've never had the lemon, the towel, the nothing.

And sometimes the towel's so hot, you kind of go, ooh, ooh, ah, ooh. Have you ever had an amuse-bouche? Is he speaking English right now? No, he's not. An amuse-bouche is like in between courses, it's usually like a lemon sorbet or like a mild flavor to cleanse your palate. That's a great idea. For the next course. That's a fantastic idea.

That I've never had. Well, then I don't know what kind of fancy restaurants you're going to. I don't know what kind of fancy restaurants you're going to. I'm going to, you know, the chef's table, babe. Are you at the chef's table? You just made up a fancy restaurant that you know. No, it's not a fancy restaurant. It's like an experience that happens at most fancy restaurants.

It's where you sit and you can literally see the chef, and usually the chef is the one that serves you. I'll tell you this. I've never, ever been to what you guys would consider a fancy restaurant, I think. never ever you probably have the only thing i can think of is uh joe's thing that we went to and then the only second other thing i think of is the place we used to work at delivering pizzas but it was also it delivered pizzas but they're also kind of a fancy restaurant right joe's thing was fancy for sure yeah where we worked was i don't i mean kind of dude i mean

entrees are entrees are 50 bucks a dish that just means they're assholes it doesn't mean it's fucking i was there recently actually but it's i know my spy song it's um yeah no it's i was i was at i was at a birthday dinner first of all the place we were going to go to this awesome german spot i was so excited for some fucking wiener schnitzel no you didn't get to go closed on mondays big sign on apple it said it was open i don't it said it was open on mondays what do you mean on apple like on apple maps it said it was open i don't trust apple maps i know now i don't anymore but but so i went to this other italian restaurant and then i'm in the middle of dinner with my parents antonio texts me and he goes are you here and at that place and i was like what the

fuck who is watching me here why why do you know that this is terrifying i got i got i got little birdies everywhere at least first of all if you're gonna be weird like that at least send over some fucking some limoncello shots or something yeah what the fuck is wrong with you checking in like a monster i wasn't there i'm not gonna i don't know table table seven section d yeah but you know you pull the strings you go if whoever first of all why did somebody tell you i was there i gotta keep tabs weird just saying and he was talking about the german place all morning he was so excited i was so so excited oh my god he's telling us exactly what he was gonna order it made me we didn't know they were closed on mondays dude it must it must have been a covid

thing, because the special used to be on Mondays and Tuesdays. It was on Mondays and Tuesdays. So it must have been a COVID thing, and it just never got updated. But I did submit a report to Apple Maps with the picture of the sign that said closed on Mondays, so that nobody makes the same mistake that I did.

No one's birthday is ruined past that point. And I found another German spot after that before I went to the Italian spot. It's just Germans are closed on Mondays. All German spots. No Monday! What the fuck was that? That was German. That was German.

No, Monday. Monday? Monday? Monday? I don't know. How do you say Monday in German? Yeah. Musterfassel?

Musterwaffel? You don't know what you're saying. Be careful. True. I'm not going to say something bad. I said some gibberish to my grandma one time when I was younger, just in a fake Italian. She went, don't say that. I went, what are you talking about?

She's like, never say that again. I don't even remember what I said. I remember learning a curse word at school from just, I don't know, another kid around me. I didn't know it was a curse word at all, though. And I went home and just said it casually, like in a sentence, and I got in trouble. Do you know what it was? I'm trying to remember. I think it was fuck.

That's it. You made it there. I'm going to be honest. I think I was super, super late to learning the word fuck. When did you guys learn the word fuck? First of all, I didn't know the meaning until many years after that as well. I probably learned it fast enough. Third or fourth grade summer camp.

Summer camp? Yeah. So in an established... It was the guy, who was the chaperone? What do you call those people? Camp counselor? Camp counselor. And who, now looking back, are just like teenagers.

Oh, God. There are teenagers that just bang. Isn't that strange? They're just teenagers. And so one day he was like, fuck. That's it? And then all the kids were like, fuck. And he was like, no, don't say that unless nobody's around.

Dude, every time I go into an establishment and there's a parrot, I spent an alone time with that parrot for a little bit, just to hope. Did you try to get it to say a word or a phrase? A word. It's easier. I don't expect it to learn the whole English vocabulary that quick. Just a sound. They're good, though.

They're smart. We walked into the liquor store, and there was a parrot in front. Were you going to call it an alchemy store? I was going to call it an alcohol store, but I felt like that sounded like I've never been there. But I walked into a liquor store, and I saw a parrot, and I just walked up to it, and I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It didn't do anything. It just looked at me kind of dumb.

Did it say anything to you? No. Maybe it was a mute parrot. And then someone asked me what I was doing with the parrot. I went, no, I was just looking. I went and got my Captain Morgan and I left. I hope when I left, though, it started saying it. When I used to go to liquor stores and I was under 21,

I would always go in and pick a bottle off the shelf and be like, oh, I love this one. Dude, when you're underage buying alcohol, you do the most. you try so hard it's so obvious it's like you know you go you go up to the counter

what's good around here like I would ever ask the liquor store guy that now what's good what you guys got back there now any new shipments

if you walk in and you go you got anything new how's your day going oh god yeah but it it didn't really work

most times they saw right through it yeah but sometimes it definitely did I like to think when it worked it worked because of that

probably they just They just went, you know, we could use the sale today. Just get out of here. So many people don't care. You can give them a fucking social security card. They'll go, okay. Well, if you gave them that, we might take that. But, oh, God, I haven't had this one in seven years.

I can't do it. He's 18. My ex-wife loved this bottle, man. I would just, like, pick it up and point and go, like, Okie finish on this one. This one's got an Okie afterbirth. you're acting like the people behind the counter

go it does it does have that they probably don't know either yeah I guess so depends what kind of lifestyle you go into but now I talk to my guy a little bit

yeah I just I think it's just hey what's up and then just it's good to have a guy to go to to be like what are we doing here

like any new good stuff any new bad stuff that is like has a lot of hype but is actually bad and my guy will tell me that hmm

you gotta have guys in different places you do have to have a guy They're huge on the mixed canned drinks now. Those are huge, dude. That didn't used to be as prominent. And every single company that... Eventually, Toys R Us is going to have a seltzer.

Every single company has one now. Mountain Dew. I know. White Claws of Vodka. They went the other way. No, canned cocktails are the shit. And I don't know. I'm not going to go back and look through it,

but I believe I predicted this. I do believe so. On the pod? On the podcast. Gary V? over here? I think I was Gary Vee because I had one singular can of cocktails and I was like, how is there not more of these?

So I said, these are going to be the future. Okay, there you go. So you saw it and you went, these are going to be really big. Well, that's what every prediction is. You see a little bit of a trend and then you go, oh, going to be big. Gary Vee saw a bunch of pixels on the screen and went, that's going to be huge. Yeah, nobody just says out of

nowhere, like, this is going to be the thing. You need to have a little whisper of it. So what's the next thing? I think I've done it what's the next what's the next thing hit us i don't know what's the next thing no no the next thing is um uh like cannabis infused drinks low low low volume all right let's check back in four years don't they already have that they do and they're disgusting so i feel like that's the problem and they're disgusting but the reason i say this specifically in new york is because that trend is continues to happen all over places that are legalized

But does it work if, like, because you can't go to a bar and, like, get a cannabis drink when, it doesn't work because it takes an hour after you drink it to feel the effects, you know? Yeah. Alcohol, like, dude, after a couple shots, you're already feeling it. You need something more instant. True. You can take six shots of alcohol in 30 seconds and feel it in 15 minutes. Yeah. You can't do the same.

They say that the liquid, like, method of consumption, something about it, makes it go faster. Oh, okay. But it's still not that fast. Why would that make it go – because of the gums? No. I don't know. I think it's just – it's easier for your body to digest liquid than like a brownie that's chewed up, I guess. I was thinking just – what about – well, smoking, it's the fastest, right?

Because if you think about it, like – Yeah, smoking, it is fastest. Because it's just straight to your lungs. But if you think about it, like when you drink something, if you drink a gallon of water, you might have to pee in like 30 minutes. So it's going through you quickly. I've always wanted to see a cross-section of my, like, whatever that pipe is. What? You know, what is this, your trachea?

The one that goes liquid down. The one that you put the liquid in. The one that you put the liquid in. I've always wanted to see, like, what is the process here? I think it's your sarcophagus. Yes, something like that. Put the pussy in the sarcophagus. You know what I mean?

Listen, either way. Well, you know, somewhere about right here, there's a little flap. It's your breathe flap and your food and liquid flap. I know about the flap, but I want to know what happened. So it's like, if you take a shot of Fireball, you can feel it going down. And then, like, it kind of disappears. Like, is this where your stomach is? Like, how far does it go?

Does it immediately go into the stomach? I don't know any of this. I think so. It's pretty much a straight shot down. You know what I imagine the stomach as? I imagine it as that you know that big cone ride at like Splish Splash

yes like the toilet bowl yeah that's your stomach I think churning stuff in there it looks like a sideways funnel yeah that's our stomach also do we believe that if we stretch out

our colon it could wrap around the earth or something do we believe that not colon intestine and it's like a couple miles or something. You're calling us your asshole. Sorry. I think it's trash. I'm saying, do we believe that? I don't believe it. No, definitely not.

It's not around the... It's like a mile or something. Do we believe that? That's not true either. It's like a significant amount of feet. It's like 20 feet or something. No, it's longer than that. 25? I think you're going up to... You can't go a mile. Not a mile. I'm pretty sure... 100 feet?

100 feet? No way, dude. It's like 20 or 25 feet. It's all coiled in. No, you know what You know what it is? You're confusing it with your, what is it? The arteries or your veins? Capillaries? Yeah.

If you string those together, those can go for like, I think, miles. Like a wrap around the earth? No. That's 26,000 miles-ish. That's a lot of miles. I don't think, I don't know how long. I just don't believe it. 25 feet sounds too long to me, too.

25 feet of hose in here? It's all coiled up. You ever see a hose when you first get it? it's like a really real all it's all compact you'll never get it like that again

that's what it's like oh that's a good point like the scrunchie hoses yeah yeah yeah oh that's a good point so maybe we can wrap around the earth I don't know

I want to see the cross section that's what I'm saying I need to know this process I gotta look it up what are you looking up how long are your intestines how many feet long are your intestines

research suggests that if you combine the length of the small and large intestines it is at least 20,000 miles long. No, it is not. No, it is not. What are you? Oh, my God.

20,000 feet? Jesus Christ. It says, oh, feet. 20,000 feet. How long is that? That's like four miles. Wait, no, that's not right. It says 15.

No, yeah, it's like four miles. It says 15 feet. It says 15. We were joking. Oh, 15. Now look up veins. Now look up veins. Or, I don't know.

How long are your veins? Artery system or something. What? What does it say? It's just space to the moon and back? By adulthood, we have reached 60,000 miles of blood vessels inside our bodies. Damn. This one I'm not messing around.

I told you we could wrap around the earth. You can do that like three times. 60,000 miles. I told you. We have 60,000 miles in here? What the hell is that about? It must be really thin and just so long when you stack them all next to each other. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

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