Picky Boys Podcast - Doritos Vodka Is Nothing Like You’ve Ever Experienced!! - Picky Boys Podcast #313

Episode Date: February 25, 2024

Shop NEW Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ On today's episode, Danny, Jt, & Antonio take shots of Dorritos vodka and discuss Antonio's futuristic spy glasses, what the animals you eat actually look like, how to get everything for free at costco, the worst movies we've ever seen, and our biggest pet peeves! Join Patreon for access to the NEW Minecraft server & hundreds of additional Picky Boys videos! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Gaming Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@PickyBoysGaming Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

I had Troy Bolton in my mouth. Yeah, you're right. No, you're right. No, he's right. You know what I was thinking about recently that I just totally kind of blew my mind? Sure. Meat. All right, Jason, hit us with something.

All right, random question time. What is the worst movie you've ever watched? Oh, JT. Oh, that's so terrible. He's had too many of these. There it goes. He's had too many of these. He's had too many of these.

All right. People will just be clapping cheeks. Welcome back to the Piggy Voice Podcast. A little too much ghost. Yeah, definitely. A little too much ghost. 30% less ghost? Yeah.

Perfect. 30% less ghost. He's just upset that. What do you have to do? For your viewing pleasure today, ladies and gentlemen, I will be taking five shots of empirical Doritos nacho cheese infused vodka. It actually doesn't say it's vodka. but it's probably vodka.

The company Doritos, you know the chip brand, made a vodka and I ordered that I think maybe five months ago and it showed up today. It's an official collaboration between Doritos and Empirical.

Probably taking five shots of this. And Danny owes ten shots so he's going to do five here and then five on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Picky Boys. We just passed 600 by the way. One every five minutes is the plan.

I don't know if that means... It doesn't say vodka anywhere. Yeah. Can I see it? It's just the spirit that has... Has Doritos invented their own new type of liquor? Over here it also says uncategorized. See?

Don't like that. So let's do a something one. All right. Oh, wait. Sniff test? Can I take a picture first? Hold on. Oh, yeah.

Antonio's wearing futuristic glasses. Yeah, I'm wearing Ray-Bans. You know what? I'm not going to... It's glasses that could record. So I'm going to send these pictures to you, Jason. Just put them in every time I go, picture. Everybody want to sniff that?

I don't. Please do. What a wild way to start today. Smell good? Okay. Pictures of this. Yeah, that smells awful. It smells really bad.

All right, fine. I'll do it. Okay. Oh, wow. It smells like a potato. Oh. Oh. Oh, that was a natural reaction.

Oops. I'm going to start the lap timer. So that's every five minutes. Dude, it smells like a potato chip, but wet. It smells a lot like Doritos. Doritos and vodka. Official taste test. Audio listeners, you can come here for the first five minutes.

No chaser. Do you feel the flavor? No chaser. You feel the flavor? Let the flavor go in. No chaser. Get the flavor in there. It's like licking your fingers.

Oh, it's so weird. Oh, I expected something worse. So Doritos, alcohol. Oh, my. oh it's catching up on you wait hold on let me take a picture it is it is so weird

it is that's the that may be the weirdest drink I've ever drank no he's doing this to try to no no no what about the fucking shit we drank for Christmas the Christmas video Malort? I mean it's way better than that

oh yeah Oh, I mean, yeah, it's it's bad at first. It's really bad at first. And then it feels like someone placed a chip on your tongue and just like let it melt there. That's disgusting. That sounds like it's not just like, oh, vodka with a whisper of Dorito. It tastes full fledged like a Dorito. Do you think a cool ranch one would be better?

No. What about the nacho cheese? What about the sweet chili ones? It's something, it's like terrible at first, and it's only gotten better, and now it just feels like I ate a bag of chips. You know, I knew we were doing this lap thing, but I just want to see you take another one, honestly. I'm going to wait for the five minutes. I think it'll be better. I think it'll be better.

Boo. No, but yeah, I got these. What are you going to use those for? They're not very... So you have to charge your sunglasses now? Yeah. It's like an AirPod case. Oh.

It's a, like, you know, a little light comes on. You know, that is the way to do it. You have to charge your sunglasses. That's how I do it as well. And more impressive than the cameras, I think, is the fact that there are speakers in there and they're bone-conducting speakers. Oh, yeah. It's connected to my Spotify. I could listen to music.

And it's connected to your bones. Apparently, yeah. But what that means is that Antonio can be listening to music at a relatively loud volume, and we really won't be able to hear it, even though nothing's in his ears. Have you tried it? Yeah, it's pretty good. It's really crazy. Hey, he's listening to fucking Wonderwall right now, I can tell. Oh, it's so nice when I'm just on my phone

and Danny keeps talking to me. If you're listening to it loud, you can still hear. Well, yeah, if you're really close. It's like the, you ever have the Tooth Tunes? Yeah, those are awesome. I loved Tooth Tunes. What song did you have? I had Black Eyed Peas.

Oh, shit. What song is it? I Got a Feeling. It has to be I Got a Feeling. Oh, yeah, I Got a Feeling. I think that's what it was. See, now I don't think that's what it was, but I think he just got out of it.

It was either that one or the other one. What's the other one? I don't know. They only had, like, four or five, right? Didn't they do, I'm a, where is the love? They did that one, too? Yeah, it wasn't that one. They didn't have that one.

I had Rock and Roll All Night. That's pretty good. I might have had that, too. Or I think I had the High School Musical one. I think I just had Troy Bolton. High School Musical one. Yeah, I think I had Troy Bolton in my ear, because my sister got it in a pack. In your mouth.

You had Troy Bolton in your mouth. I had Troy Bolton in my mouth. Yeah, you're right. No, you're right. No, he's right. It is kind of a phenomenon how you can still hear music through the vibrations. Of your bones. Of your bones.

JT has bones coming into him right now. Yeah, true. It's terrible. My wisdom teeth are coming in. They come in every two years, and I tell them to stop, and it goes away. I don't think that's how that works. No, it is kind of how it works. I think you should get him pulled simply for the anesthesia video afterwards that we can film.

I think that would be too embarrassing, probably, because I'll just say something so dumb. I got mine pulled. I got mine pulled. No anesthesia. That's what you say. Look at the tough guy over here. The tough guy, Tony. No, no, but dude, if he goes into the dentist to get his feet tickled, he does the laughing

gas because he's a bitch. Okay, well, first of all, just because I have too much anesthesia doesn't mean, still means that your dentist is doing something wrong. That's like the trope for every Wisdom Teeth video is that they're under heavy anesthesia. I got my- I don't know who you're going to. Dude, this guy straddled me. He got on top of me.

He fucking yanked it out, and I just drove home after. Jesus. I had top, bottom done. I was like, can I drive? He went, yeah, you'll be all right. Why don't you request this? I mean, he stuck me with a... You gotta do something.

He stuck me in the mouth with... You got numbing. Yeah, I got numbing something. I didn't go under like a wuss. No, nobody's going under. Whatever, whatever it is. You don't go under, Dre? No.

It's just like a highly intoxicating gas. Did Danny request, literally, if he has to go in for a nail? I've never gotten the wisdom teeth one. Have you ever gotten your wisdom teeth pulled? No. This guy's got no wisdom teeth. No, they just fit. That's actually better.

But he is right. I think it's more flaring up. Every couple months, every year, mine flared up. Then it was every couple months. Then it was every couple weeks. And then I went, all right, well, now I got to get rid of it. It's just them saying, yeah, we're going to come out eventually. Yeah, so like give us a cake, baby.

Yeah, and I can't chew very well or it's really painful. So I'm like half chewing my food and then swallowing it like Bevo. I'm like, that's terrible. That's terrible. I ate a sandwich today, and I was swallowing chunks of gluten-free bread. Oh, well, that sounds terrible on and by itself. Yeah. Oh, I see a five-minute mark.

It's time again. I see a five-minute mark. It's time yet again for this Doritos vodka, which is so gross. Oh, my God. But good. Gross. Snap a flick? Yeah, snap the flick.

I didn't hear it. Well, I put it in secret mode, bitch. Let's try a video. Cheers. Cheers. It's expensive. Don't touch my glasses again, please. Just like cracking a fresh bag of Doritos, huh?

No air in that bag. Oh, my God. Feel the powder. Feel the flavor. It's an unholy experience, honestly. I was trying not to laugh so I don't shake my head. It's just like a bag of Doritos and a can of Coke, huh? It's weird how they...

It feels like something is coating my mouth, like there's a cheese coating. That's disgusting. Now, this begs the question, if this had to be mixed with something, what would it be? That's a good question. It's a great question. Bloody Mary? Yeah, I could see it in a Bloody Mary. God, I know I'm not going to like it, but he's making me really want to taste it, and I know that's his goal.

No, I mean, again, it's by far one of the, in terms of the things that we eat and consume, not bad at all. Really. We'll see after the fifth one. It's just not good. We'll see after the eighth one on Patreon and the ninth one. No, no, no. I'm switching to just a big drink. A big drink of that?

No. You know what I was thinking about recently that I just totally kind of blew my mind? Sure. Meat. Okay, let's start with that. You were thinking about meat. Meat. Meat.

Meat. Meat. I know what a cow looks like. I know what a lamb looks like. I know what a pig looks like. What? All right. fish i have no fucking clue all the different fish that i eat i have no clue what they look

like you don't know what fish look like i mean i know what a fish looks like but i don't like if if if you gave me a chart of six fish that i typically eat there's no shot in hell i'd be able to pick out which one is which so you're saying like a fucking uh tilapia versus a cod versus versus a salmon okay you could pick a salmon out i it's the only one that's salmon colored. I don't think they are. They're not. Oh, we know they're only when they're cooked? Yeah, only on the inside they're salmon colored. That's what

started this whole thing, is I was eating salmon, and I was like, I don't really know what a salmon looks like. I'm pretty sure they're pink during mating season or something. That sounds like worms. Turns out, they're fucking gross. Oh, Jason's looking up salmon. They are pinkish. Well, there's

two types. One is the more traditional one is like that, which is not really pinkish. And then there's one down below. Hold on. No, that one. Oh, I don't want to eat that. Look at that.

Oh, no, no, no. Fish are the only... I don't eat fish, Juan. But it's because they look like that. It looks like it has two... It's two separate animals that you put together. Yeah, but you eat the even weirder looking ones, like shrimp, crabs.

Danny's getting scared. See, this is what I'm talking about. Like, I could... I would have never said that that is a salmon. I mean, that one is very red. That would have been the only one I... What would you even have said a salmon is, then? I mean, I just know it's a fish, but all fish look different.

I didn't know it had these clawy, claspy-looking mouth things. That is quite disgusting. I mean, but you eat swordfish. You know what a swordfish looks like. Well, yes. I don't eat swordfish often, but I have eaten swordfish. That's when I know what it looks like. I know what a tuna looks like because of that show where they catch really big tunas.

Deadliest catch. Or is that deep-sea fish? There's a different one that I watch. Tuna Wars. Ooh, that might be it. maybe. No, I don't think that's it. Big tuna. That was Danny's nickname in high school.

Yeah. But yeah, I just that thought came over me. That you just don't know what fish look like. I don't know what I'm eating. And I think that would freak me out more if it was meat. Like every meat that I eat, I know exactly what the animal looks like. First of all, to be fair, if it was just a

mystery meat or if there was a meat I didn't know what the animal was, in my head, I immediately think human. I'm eating a person. Especially. Also, when the Sloppy Joe's has mystery meat in it, I was like, what is that? Is that legal? I don't know. Also, what student did you grind up and put in this pot?

Remember there was a huge thing about Ikea meatballs had horses in them in Sweden or something? Yeah. It's like horse meat. I mean, that's fine. Which I feel like horse meat, I feel like I've got to get down with eating horses. I don't think so. I feel like they'd be not good meat, though. It feels very lean.

Yeah, they're so strong in the muscles. I thought in Sweden it was very – did that happen in Sweden? Because I thought in Sweden it was very commonplace to eat your horses. I don't think it happened here. Dude, my cousins went to Iceland, and they said that if you go to a restaurant and order a burger, it's horse. It's just normal there. Like, horse is their cow. I mean, if I have 50 horses and I only need 48, I mean, I'm going to eat two little horses.

True. And at least body structurally, horses and cows kind of look the same. Oh, you lost me. I would think they're similar cuts. Terrible. Terrible. Really? Terrible analogy.

Really? You're saying horse and cow look the same? I'm saying like the structure of the body. Like if you were talking to a butcher, how you butcher a cow is how I feel. It would be very similar to how you butcher a horse. You feel like a lot of things. pieces and parts of their body because they're both four-legged

kind of... So would the same go for deer and moose and caribou? Probably. Then I get what you're saying. Probably, actually. Not for a pig, I think. That's a little different because it's tinier and wider.

If Joe Rogan caught whiff of you saying that a caribou and a deer are butchered the same, we'd be fucking burnt down. I'm just saying they're butchered similarly. Probably. And I don't know how to butcher an animal in the first place. I mean, no one said that you did, Butcher Dan. I know.

I have to do another one of these shots of the reaper. This is actually becoming a very sad undertone of this podcast. Well, you know what you did. You did this every week. Yeah. Yeah, so how did this come about? This is not an ad, by the way. Yeah, I don't think they would want this as an ad.

You're going, ugh, ugh, every time. Well, no, I am awestruck at what they've done here. Not in a good way, though, necessarily. You know, that's a good question. Why do you owe 10 shots? Oh, because last night, I broke the bank. I don't know if we can explain this fully. But basically, I needed to take four shots.

I didn't want to do it last night. And so I took a horrible interest rate and now drinking 10 shots over two podcasts. Yeah, that sounds right. It didn't need to be this either. I just wanted to try it. Yeah, and now, you know, we're doing it for you. Okay. I think

I don't know you think it's gonna get 42% by the way I think it gets better oh you think it gets better I think it gets better before it gets worse it just doesn't smell good

man no it doesn't yummy better at first it's really bad because it's really like nothing you've ever you've ever experienced

stop like I swear stop saying that he's saying that phrasing Like, I swear, like, I just, I cannot believe, I cannot put into words what it's like because it's like nothing I've ever experienced. Would you stop using that line? You are supposed to describe it to people and you just keep saying it's like nothing

you've ever experienced. It's really hard. Have they captured the essence of Doritos in vodka? Yes. But in a way that I've never experienced. Why is there a question mark at the end of that? I don't know. you ever get caught

shoplifting no have you well have you ever walked through one of those things the beeper things and it goes off

all the time but that's because they forgot to take the fucking magic tracker off I know that's the thing is that

every single time I've I've set off those things or someone else has set off those things nobody cares anyway yeah so it's like

what's even the point of these these things yeah I saw an unethical life hack where, you know, if you go to BJ's or Costco or some big wholesale grocery place, you give your receipt to the guy, and he checks it off. He checks it off. You go out with your cart, and it said you could just hand that receipt to your friend. He goes, gets the same things, goes out, double cart, baby.

No one else thought of that. Oh, shit. Unethical life hacks with whoever that Reddit guy was. I don't know. Shit. But the one that I usually go to, he has a highlighter, and he goes. And then he does a little signature on it. That's smarter.

That's smarter. I'll tell you what. At Home Depot, they don't do anything. I've just, I've, I've, I've. You're doing karate. Yeah, yeah. Jokes, jokes, jokes incoming, starting now. Comedy, comedy.

I've just replaced pallets. And, like, because I was, oh, shit, I don't need. What the hell did you need pallets for? For everything. I don't know. And I just, I just, like, oh, shit, I don't need this one. Gone back, replaced them, just walked out. It's like, no one knows what's going on in that store.

Really? I feel like they're pretty strict. I've gotten my bag checked multiple times at Home Depot. Why do you have a bag? Like my bag of things. Yeah, well, that's because you're going to shop. Like itemize. Like the guy's like, okay, let me look in for each item.

Yeah, but is it because some guy checked or did you go up to him like you're supposed to and make him check? You know what I mean? I mean, he asked for my receipt, and so I gave it to him. Well, I'll tell you what. If you walk out with those big carts with wood, it just looks like you're supposed to be going out there, and I just go out there. All right, so Antonio's a thief. No, I buy him. I buy him.

I buy him. I buy them. Huh. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Never mind. Unethical life hacks. Do you record them all on those dumb glasses?

All right. Well, now you... What is that? 4K? 1080? I have no idea. They look real good, though. They're on my phone.

They download to my phone. Oh, they automatically go there? Yeah. It's pretty sweet, actually. I got to cop me a pair of those. You should. It's way simpler when we do vlogs for Patreon. Now...

Record them. Do you have two lenses? Huh. Try to get one image. I guess it would make more sense if it was in the center if it's one but I think it makes

a full image you know alright Jason hit us with something alright random question time what is the worst movie you've ever watched Danny's parents

sex home videos so I mean I have one but it's kind of like it's kind of supposed to be bad so I don't know if it counts

but have you guys seen Thanksgiving no it's like this horror film I think it's on Netflix and they made it with a budget of like

400 bucks or something and it's about this turkey. The turkey is very much a puppet in some guy's hand and he goes and kills everyone on Thanksgiving as revenge. Love that. Actually, it was so successful, they came out with Thanksgiving 2,

which I believe the creator's goal was to recreate using half the budget, even less. That sounds great. Half it and give it to the next movie. Yeah. That one's, again, it's like supposed to be bad. If we're talking about like a movie that was, you know, they actually tried on

and it's supposed to be good and it's bad. I don't know. Do you guys think of any? When you said Thanksgiving, I thought you were talking about the new one that just came out. Thanksgiving. That one was pretty good.

Yeah. Yeah, it's like Thanksgiving 2. I don't know which one it is, but The Transformers with Sir Anthony Hopkins in it and Mark Wahlberg is one of the only movies I've ever thought about leaving the theater because that's how truly terrible it was. That one was tough for sure.

Well, you liked it? No, I'm saying it's the fourth. Oh, it's the fourth one? I believe. Yeah, the fourth one. Man, I don't... It's usually just movies that win Oscars for me, honestly. I just feel like I've missed the train on movies that people like.

What was it called? Lighthouse? Lighthouse at the time? Oh, yeah, Lighthouse. Lighthouse with William Dafoe and... Robert Pattinson. And Twilight. Dude, I saw all the raves and hollering about this movie,

and I literally thought that I had something wrong with me because I thought it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I was just so taken aback by the opinion of people that I felt like I was wrong in the world. I totally agree with you. And it's also people that I generally trust their movie recommendations that were like,

this is the greatest movie. It's so good. Oh my God. And then I'm like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. This is not our style. I don't. But it could have been really good.

I don't like movies like that. Like, people love Midsommar. I think that's the worst movie that's ever fucking been made. I thought it was good. It's so terrible. Yeah, I thought it was good. The movie's so terrible. The first 10 minutes of that movie, fantastic.

Best opening scene I've ever seen. I think The Lovely Bones was really bad. Have you guys seen that? Oh, wait, I like that movie. I thought that was all right. It was bad. Is it because of the heaven stuff? Yeah, it's just bad, really bad.

Yeah, yeah. Because the whole mystery, well, it wasn't really a mystery. We know immediately who killed her. But, like, that whole part's pretty cool. Like, the murder hole was pretty great. Yeah, and when he realizes. I mean, murder hole's awesome. That doesn't make a movie, though.

That's true. When he realizes that it's the guy who took his daughter, love that scene. Also, I've been in houses. You know the scene? This is real deep cut. I don't even know if you've seen these movies back there, but the scene where she's trying to lower the floorboard sneakily because she's upstairs trying to get the evidence, and it falls maybe this much, and the Superman hears it and sprints up the stairs for her, and

I went, all right. Like, houses creak. No way she would have heard this. And Don't Breathe 2 was fucking terrible. I don't know if anybody saw that. Wait, really? You liked it? Let me go over it in my head again.

It was the daughter, not the daughter, and the crackheads were tricking him into not being the father. It was fucking weird. It was just a blind guy that's murdering people. It was very strange. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it deserves to be on this list.

I just asked what's the worst movie you've ever seen. I was expecting Avatar by M. Night Shyamalan. Never saw it. Can't say it's the worst one I've seen. That's too easy. It's like, oh yeah, the movie that everyone hates. First of all, if I was in Don't Breathe and I was trying to rob a blind man and he murdered me,

I deserved it Like just fucking What are we doing You know what Okay how about we go A little more controversial If we're saying movies That everyone

Everyone loves And I think we're bad We're going Whiplash Whiplash Are you looking at me Because I know Jason loves that movie I just watched it

I liked it Is that the one With Miles Teller And he's the drummer I'll tell you what After the first Is it Teller Yeah

Oh I thought it was Turner Miles I feel like that's a singer Or is that Tina Turner No that's That's the guy on the Pacers actually oh yeah that's kind of a pacer my head makes up oh yeah after the fourth drum set i wouldn't i don't care yeah i don't care anymore and i mean i'm not saying it's like the worst

movie i've ever seen but the way people talk about it doesn't match the way it is and i like both those people i like both those actors i like john jonah jameson and miles turner i like them both is that his name no i don't what's his name oh i don't i just call him that i know his name now I keep thinking Patrick Stewart. J.K. Simmons. There you go. Unbelievably not. I know it's not.

That's why I wasn't saying it. J.K. Simmons. He plays a really good part in that movie, too. Oh, yeah, the X-Men. The Order of the Phoenix or whatever. That one sucked ass. Yeah, a lot of a superhero third, fourth, fifth installments can falter. Yeah, but then you get to Mission Impossible 9, and that movie's so fucking good, dude.

Antonio loves Mission Impossible. Dude, Tom Cruise is really like, I think he could hold me right, even though he's like five foot five or something right he's a small dude and he's like is he in his 60s now oh yeah he looks it but he's just i don't know i think he looks pretty good no me too but he's still banging hot woman in there and he's flying off it's great it's so good sometimes you just need like a dumb mindless action movie i just saw an interview with christopher nolan who said who's where they were like christopher nolan loves all of the fast and furious movies which makes sense

because sometimes you just need a dumb action thriller. You need to stop doing this right after I said Mission Impossible because it's not dumb and mindless. Oh yes. No it is not because I don't like what you're doing there don't talk like that. No I'm just saying these franchises, these action franchises

are all in a group and it's not necessarily a lesser version of movies but it's it's a you know. You're really trying to come after Mission Impossible? Turn your mind down.

Bro, you need to think. You genuinely need to think in that movie. Okay. Did you watch it? I'm serious. Did you watch it? Did you watch

the new Mission Impossible? I have not watched So you can suck my tiny balls. I watched five, is it? Ghost Protocol? Yes, Ghost Protocol 5. That was pretty good.

And I thought it was fucking awesome. No, it is. I was 13 at the time, though. Okay. That doesn't help. That doesn't help, but watch it again.

You'll like it just as much. This new one was really good. Take your fucking shot, bitch. I just, I don't think He's got a minute. No, he doesn't. He's stalled. I don't think there's thinkers.

They're thinker movies. That's all I'm saying. Literally, it's detective movies. When you watch Sherlock Holmes, do you need to think? Oh, compare Sherlock Holmes and Mission Impossible. It's the same fucking thing. I will say. It's the same thing.

It's the same exact thing, just there's less technology. It's the same thing. One main character uses thought, and one uses little gizmos. Gizmos. First of all, half the time you watch those movies, half the times the gizmos break anyway and they don't work. And yes, to Sherlock Holmes. He does have a lot of gizmos as well as gadgets.

I fucking hate both of you. All right. Well, don't pour it all over the table there, babe. It's going to smell like Doritos now. Yeah, I know. Dude, it smells so bad. You've got to try one of these. Yeah, I knew.

See, I knew it. You've got to try one of these. I fucking knew it's where it was going. You've got to try one of these. I'm not. I mean, maybe at the end. Maybe at the end. Do it at the end.

Do it at the end. Oh, God. Doesn't look like it's getting better. No, it's not. I refuse to believe that this is anything other than blended up Doritos into vodka. Then it would be orange. So clear.

I think it would be yellow. Just without the food coloring. That's a good point. Also, is it... No, it's too clear. Is it... Oh, why do my hands... Oh, oh.

Yeah, dude. No, because he dropped it all over the bottle. He's not pouring it. Yeah, no. Oh, my God. It doesn't smell bad, though. Oh, I disagree completely. It smells just so fake.

I feel like fucking Chester Cheeto. It ain't easy being cheesy. That's what he would drink. That is what he would drink. Give me another cheese vodka. This is what he would drink in his twilight years, for sure. Did you eat today? No.

Oh, God damn it. I basically just woke up, honestly. Yeah, no, we know. We saw that happen. So do you taste, because there's lots of different flavors here. They say it has a cheesy nacho tang. That definitely is present. Do you taste the acidity?

Yes. And now do you taste the umami flavor? I've tasted your mommy. He's had too many of these. He's had too many of these. He's had too many of these. We've got to cut them off. How many more are you supposed to have?

He has to have five, six more. He has to have six more? Oh, God. Also. I'm off the Doritos. As soon as you said umami, I was like, you know what it is? It's because it's 42%. That extra 2%, that's where that came from.

Danny is in the 2%, for sure. I'm a 2%-er. And it do be hitting different. Question. Do you think he comes with two questions? He's supposed to be prepared. Can I see that? No, the ingredients actually just say vodka and Doritos, basically.

Oh, it does say vodka? And FDC yellow number five. It does say that. It does say that. I don't like that. Which is weird because it's totally clear. I do have another question, bitch. What's the question, Jason?

What is your biggest pet peeve? I know his. Yeah, we just did something on Wednesday videos, the newlywed game that had something to do with that. It was only mine, though. Yeah, it was. Yours was chewing with the mouth open. Open mouth chewing.

Yeah, totally. I hate it. That's Chaz. Yeah, Chaz, he does it. Yeah, it's terrible. A lot more people do it than you think, and then once you hear it, you can't stop hearing it. I would say lateness.

Just like being late to a thing that everybody agrees on is annoying to me. Massively annoying. It's really, being late's really not that bad. It really is. Especially people who are just, when somebody's always late and they're just like, oh yeah, I'm always late.

It's like, that's not something to be proud of, you dumb bitch. Yeah, no, that does wrap back around to loser again. Obviously, everybody's been late to something at some point. Right. But there are some people who just are so habitually late. And sometimes by over 15 minutes, that's just unacceptable. Well, the person who's habitually late is they don't leave their house until the start time of whatever it was.

I know. It's crazy. Just take everything you do and dial it back 15 minutes. It's such an easy problem to fix. It does depend. If you've known about it for more than a day, days, then yeah, it's your fault. If it's, oh, we're making plants. I'll make it there

but I agree I don't like tardiness what about you JT? he hates farts but I think everybody kind of hates farts like if I was on a date and the other person was just ripping farts yeah I mean I guess

if farts are pet peeve then that I'm saying I don't know if they count I just don't like when on like discord or on a voice call people burping into the mic why are you fucking looking at me on Discord as a

like everybody I'm gonna be late to every Discord call and then when I get in I'm gonna burn or people chewing I hear people used to

eat on on Xbox and you could just hear like that's like your thing but I was gonna say I didn't fucking do that he does that

no no he doesn't do that what he does is every time that he joins a call it's a category 5 hurricane cause he's breathing out his nose so loud into the mic

he shoves his nose up the mic a large nose It's hard to maintain. The size of the nose has nothing to do with why the mic is shoved into your nostril. Also, can't you just see that every five seconds, your fucking green little bubble, like, blurps and then goes off? I'm not looking at that.

He's just trying to breathe, man. It happens when I'm really gaming, like, in the zone. In the zone. Autozone? Are you about to do an autozone thing? All right, Danny. Jason's really trying to fucking. I'm going to take that one at the end.

This is the ending shot. Are you saying it's the end? Can you describe the flavor now? No. It's like nothing you've ever experienced. It's like nothing you've ever experienced. I don't know. Antonio, get a shot glass.

You got to try this. You got to try this. I don't. It's pivotal that you just give it five seconds. What the fuck does that mean? Just give it five seconds because initially it might not be as good as you think. And then just wait for the experience. Oh, I guarantee it's not going to be as good as I think at all.

Why'd you give me two? I don't want to take two of these. Oh, it's for JT? I brought one in case JT wanted to try it. Okay. You could have a little, like that much. A little bit of alcohol helps with your wisdom teeth. That's true.

Wisdom teeth is eight shots. Tooth pain is eight shots. Earache, 13. Know your numbers, folks. Danny. Danny, what the fuck is wrong with you? Oh, whoa, whoa. Sorry, I'm pouring a regular shot.

No, but we're not, it's not of this. Oh, come on. JC, you got to help me. I can't. You've got to be a friend. All right. Give me that fucking Diet Coke. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I won't chase it right away, but give me that fucking Diet Coke. No, you need to experience. You need to experience. If you don't give me that Diet Coke, I'm not doing it. I'll experience it with you. All right. So how about you go first, and then you drink the Diet Coke? No, no, no.

Come on, come on, come on. Let's see. Let's see. It's going to make me sick. I know it. No, it's not. No, it's not. I know it.

It's going to make me sick. Just hold off for three seconds and let it take over. I can't last more than three seconds. It's impossible. I've tried so much. First, take a picture of me. Sure. Okay.

That was sick, right? And now, do this. Dude, Danny, you don't understand. It's smelling to me what I smelt before I got food poisoning when I ate that bad steak one time. That smelly smell. I'm not kidding. It's reminding me of food poisoning.

My stomach is already getting kind of wet on the inside. I'm telling you. Just do this. I'm actually starting to beg. Please. Please. Ready? Can I have five bucks?

Three, two, one. I'm getting sick. I feel it in my mouth. Good luck. Oh, JT. Oh, that's so terrible. Wait. No.

The takeover? No, no, no. I'll tell you why. The cheese? I'll tell you why. The cheese? The nacho? Wait, do you now taste the cheese?

Shut the fuck up and give me the Diet Coke. It's like something I've never experienced before. Now it goes all the way. I've said it. I've said it forever, forever and ever. The worst thing to throw up after a night of drinking has always been Doritos. I don't know why it makes that flavor.

I don't know why it tastes like that on the way out. And that's just, I drank it. I drank it. And I drank it. And I knew, I didn't understand why the smell was giving me such a reaction. It's because my stomach knew what that smell does. Doesn't it taste like Doritos? And I can't believe you're drinking that.

No, it doesn't taste like Doritos. It tastes like what you do once you thrown up Doritos So you're saying it tastes like thrown up Doritos Yes, that's perfect I disagree with that statement I've thoroughly enjoyed five shots of this

and I just want to say cheers to you, Empirical I'm telling you Cheers to you Cheers to the five more we're about to take on Patreon Yes Oh, and we did pass 600 It was really It was really glossed over in the beginning of the episode there,

but that's fucking crazy. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. We got to set up. I think Martin wants to join in on this ice tub bath thing, so we got a little bit of setting up to do. But we'll handle that video.

Get us to 700. That's your job now. Let's keep going. We'll handle our job now at 600. What are we doing at 700? Moms. Moms podcast. Are we going to have them submit questions?

Probably, right? Yeah, sure. You have to. Is your mom excited? Yeah. What about your mom? Does she even know? She's nervous, but she's excited.

I don't know what my mom thinks. My mom's definitely going to talk way too much. My mom suggested that maybe you do like a mom's loosening up brunch. I love that. You know, get some mimosas, get the moms chatting. Or why don't we just rent out a brunch place and just do it there? That'll really relax them. So you're saying just do it during the brunch?

Yeah, why not? Good work. That sounds fun. No? I think my mom just wants a pre-cocktail. If you don't think that sangria and mimosas are going to be flowing anyway, these moms are going to get off their ace. I mean, of course.

If I'm thinking about a mom's podcast, I'm thinking about mimosas and sangria. Oh, I was thinking about just... And moms. Probably my mom embarrassing me or something like that. That's probably true, too. Or them finding out, finally, how you have an exact copy clone that is older than you and a woman.

Oh, you're saying my mom. Sorry, that's the Reno thing. I'm really fighting not throwing up. Can you stop doing that? He's nervous already about it. Well, it's been fun. Yeah, some could say. Hope you enjoyed this podcast.

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