Picky Boys Podcast - Drinking Megan Fox’s Blood For My Birthday! - Picky Boys Podcast #210

Episode Date: January 16, 2022

Happy 25th Birthday Antonio! In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss mistaken birthday cakes, mob movies, Machine Gun Kelly's vampire proposal to Megan Fox, the best day to have a birthday on, a...nd the national day of nothing! Leave a comment on our IG, make sure to wish Antonio a happy birthday, and enjoy! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

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Starting point is 00:00:01 25! 25! Happy birthday, Antonio! And then we drank each other's blood. It's National Nothing Day. Run the red light. Run the entire thing completely. Now he runs back into his car.
Starting point is 00:00:12 After the eighth block, I'd be like, okay, what I did wasn't this bad. Three, two, one. For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow that nobody can deny. 25! 25! Happy birthday, Antonio. Today, the day the podcast is released.
Starting point is 00:00:30 I know. I don't know. Has that happened yet? I don't know. I actually think it happened for my birthday a year or two ago. Well, congratulations. Happy birthday to you. But everybody, if you're watching this, drop everything you're doing and go wish Antonio
Starting point is 00:00:42 happy birthday in his Instagram DMs and send him lewd photographs. Please don't do any of those things. Don't do any of those things. So how does it feel? 25. Have you had your quarter life crisis? I mean, maybe. I don't know what it looks like.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Because I feel like the dad who's going through his midlife crisis doesn't know he's doing it. You know what I'm saying? Well, I think his wife knows. Oh, yeah. I think everyone around him knows. Because he's buying cars and guitars and shit. Yeah. It's like, why are you listening to your old rock songs, dad?
Starting point is 00:01:14 Like, please. Is there anything new that you've gotten into recently, like in the past year? What, like Sudoku? I'm not like an old man. First of all, Sudoku's the shit. So don't start coming for Sudoku. By the way, anybody that wants these hands in Sudoku, come get them. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:33 I'm sure you'd be real good at Sudoku. I'm better at crossword. You're an old man already. I'm better at the crossword. Yeah, definitely. You're better at words. No, I'm pretty good at Sudoku because it doesn't involve math, but it just involves pattern recognition. You love using that word, those two words recently.
Starting point is 00:01:49 I feel like you're using it a lot, pattern recognition. I bought you a birthday cake. I know, I know, I know. You told me about it. Funny story, though. I went to Stop and Shop, got the cake. The guy put it in the bag. Get a little bit.
Starting point is 00:02:02 I mean, I'm not going to lie to you. I was in the parking lot when I realized, but I was just too lazy to go back in. You know, this is good enough. Open the cake, and it says, oh, God. It says, Happy Retirement, Nancy. happy retirement nancy there you go yeah i got you i'll put i'll put it on on screen there yeah we'll take a picture but it says happy retirement nancy which means says happy retirement nancy which means that
Starting point is 00:02:38 nancy has a cake that says fuck your birthday yeah yeah i'm sure that's what i that's what i told the guy right yeah i'm sure he was like are you sure this is what you want us to write By the way, I told the guy to write it. He has no response to the fact that I was incredibly old. Two years, I guess, here. I don't want this retirement cake. Have a taste. I mean, I like the thought of it.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Thank you. What would you do to it? No, just have a little taste. I don't know. Yeah, we'll do it together. Oh, it's hard. I feel like it's been sitting out for a while. It's still pretty hard.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Oh, you took like a chunk. Pretty good. Hot take. I like sponge cakes over ice cream cakes. Hot take, maybe. I don't think it is a hot take. Oh, you agree? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Well, thank you for the cake, even though, you know, it was for Nancy. Yeah, sorry, Nancy. And happy retirement. Yeah, you know, wherever you are. I hope you enjoy my cake. What do you think she did? Nancy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:31 I feel like Nancy, like, probably a secretary. Yeah, probably. Nancy does sound like a secretary. It's like, oh, hey, Nancy. Like a secretariat name. Secretary, yeah, like the name of a horse, maybe. Yo, dude, we have got to buy a racehorse together. Yeah, and also let's get tickets to go see the moon.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Where's this infinite pool of money we have here? I mean, this is a goal we can work towards. Whenever I have an idea, you always say, oh, why don't we just do the normal thing and not do that? That's a good idea. Imagine the Picky Boys racehorse. That'd be cool. That'd be cool.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I mean, I agree. I agree. but your ideas are also and we'll be we're horse people now what does that mean and we can watch it race
Starting point is 00:04:18 and we can bet money on it yeah but what if we have to put it down though I think that you'd do that I'll put it down Danny will put it down also Tony Soprano owned a horse
Starting point is 00:04:26 and I want to own a horse that's the point yeah but didn't his horse also end up in his bed or is that the godfather that's the godfather that's the godfather Jesus Christ
Starting point is 00:04:33 same same same you're Italian you should know this oh yeah let me check my Italian black book all the encyclopedias I actually know an Italian friend of ours who does not watch mob movies
Starting point is 00:04:46 because he thinks that they're an unfair representation of Italian-Americans. I will say this. It's a good argument that Italians in media or cinema are discriminated against pretty severely. It's either plumbers or mafiosos. They are shown in an unflattering light. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, no, like, I mean, yeah, it's cool, I guess, to be a mouser, but not really.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Like, it's upsetting. It would be hard to show them in a flattering light. Nailed it. Got it. Unbelievably nailed them. I feel like we've just become an Italian hate pod. I mean. Fuck the Italians.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Yeah, I mean, not because of my doing. Fuck my Italians. Not because of my doing at all. It's really just me taking in yours. No, no, no. All my friends are Italian. I'm, you know. I think it's because you want to be Italian.
Starting point is 00:05:35 I definitely don't want to be Italian. Yeah, I know. As soon as that came out of my mouth. I don't even know where you could ever dream of that. Well, you want to be Tony Soprano. That's true. Also, no. I don't want to be Tony Soprano.
Starting point is 00:05:49 I don't want to be a mobster who lives in Newark. That sounds like a bad life. Yeah, and you assume that he's not doing too well if that's the case. Well. Oh, so now it's good to be in Newark. No, it's bad to be in Newark, but he's doing well. But it's good to be Tony Soprano. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Yeah, pretty much. Do you agree with that? Do you agree with that take? I mean, he does. There isn't, well, I guess it's up for debate. Spoiler alert. Oh, here we go. We don't know if he died or not.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Oh, he's unbelievably dead. Spoiler alert. Definitely spoiler alert. Unbelievably dead. Why? Because just, that's dead. Cut to black, dead. He's in a diner with his family.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Yeah, and they don't discriminate against where to pop you. Pop you there, pop you there, pop you there. No, I don't think he died. What do you think happened to him? He went to sleep? In the diner? He went to bed? I just think he continued being Tony.
Starting point is 00:06:34 I mean, eventually. I think he continued being Tony. I think eventually maybe he died, but who knows? I don't think he was immortal. I think eventually, yeah, he definitely did die. I could see the argument for both. I like the ending. Cut to black.
Starting point is 00:06:44 I think it's cool. I think it's artsy. Yeah, yeah, definitely artsy. Definitely not meta. Yeah, that's why I didn't... It didn't come out. Yeah, I heard it. It was going to come out.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I heard it. It didn't come out. Yeah. Did you see that MGK and Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox got married? MGK... I mean, not married. Engaged. MGK and Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox.
Starting point is 00:07:08 No, I just wanted to clarify because, you know, maybe some people don't know who MGK is. That's fair. That's fair. So Machine Gun Kelly, Megan Fox got hitched. Yeah. Again, no, they did not get married. This is your story. This is your story.
Starting point is 00:07:23 They got engaged. But I want to read you Megan Fox's Instagram post. Oh, okay. Am I going to be upset? No. Oh, okay. All right. in july of 2020 we sat under this this banyan tree we asked for magic we were oblivious to the
Starting point is 00:07:40 pain we'd face together in such a short frantic period of time unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would acquire from us but intoxicated off the love and the karma somehow a year and a half later having walked through hell together and having laughed more than i ever imagine possible he asked me to marry him and just as in every lifetime before this one and as in every lifetime that will follow i said yes and then we drank each other's blood okay why what did they actually drink each other's blood or like why did they should just add it like that do you see how they how they act i'm sure for a fact they drank each other's blood Probably off each other.
Starting point is 00:08:25 They probably cut themselves there. Or, you know what? I wouldn't even be surprised if they brought the blood to the place. Also, how would you feel? So he got down on one knee. In a referee outfit. And then she got down on one knee. Oh, and, like, met him?
Starting point is 00:08:38 Yeah. I want to see if they show the blood drinking. Oh, no. They don't show the blood drinking. Also, like, hey, guys. Megan Fox, Machine Gun Kelly, how about we relax? There's, like, you guys have millions of dollars. Megan Fox was everyone's heartthrob when she was in Transformers.
Starting point is 00:08:53 It's not like you need to put on this weird, you guys are in a fantasy tale. Just get married and leave everybody alone. Stop drinking blood. It's also very funny because all of the verified people comments are like, Congrats, amazing. And then all of the regular people comments are like, What the fuck did you just say? It's like, what is this show?
Starting point is 00:09:11 What did you say? Who is this show for? It's like the normal people. We don't sit here and go, Oh, wow. I can't believe they love each other so much. They drank each other's blood. And also, hey, celebrities, get your dicks out of your asses. What about saying drinking blood is weird?
Starting point is 00:09:27 What's nothing normal about that? Why can't you say it's weird? I don't know. I don't think anybody's saying, like, defending, they can drink blood if they want to. I don't think anybody's saying that. Well, they're definitely saying that. I mean, they're definitely saying that.
Starting point is 00:09:40 I think pretty much everybody's in agreement that we shouldn't be drinking each other's blood. Or, like, anyone's blood, I think. Yeah, there's actually, you know, I'm sure this would be a good time for the Red Cross or whatever to hop in here, because there's actually a national blood shortage. Yeah, they're like, you know, we could use that, please. No, no, no, they have tattoos. So?
Starting point is 00:10:03 I thought you can't. I think it's after a certain amount of time. Like after you get the tattoo, like within 30 days of getting the tattoo. Oh, okay, so they're probably up for grabs now. True. But yeah, there's a national blood shortage, so go give blood. It's very easy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:16 I'm not going to do it, but you should. Yeah, you'd be better than us. do as we say not as we do yes oh my god i love i love that saying it's like the perfect saying to just to just say act like an asshole and say and you'll be better please dude i i think that is the it is the lamest parenting thing or like just so good when i'm a parent i'm gonna i'm gonna use that one all the time do as i say not as i do and you're just fucking don't do drugs and you're shooting heroin in front of the kid yeah it's like yeah please and then and i i want to give my child like really small pieces of information that's that when i die one day like really
Starting point is 00:10:53 confuse him like you know really lead him on a on a story that ends nowhere wow what a way to what what a loving caring parent that you are well the thing is like yeah i mean i guess so also do you have useful information to give him yeah you know no no i'm saying like i just because because obviously we all know that that he's going to be battling his brothers from brothers and sisters from other continents to find the fortune. We already have been through this. Right, right, right. Because Danny has planted his seed across this green planet.
Starting point is 00:11:23 But I also just want the one that I actually raise, I want him or her to be very confused about my life and think, hey, maybe there were some darker dealings that I didn't know about Pa. Maybe I have 13 other brothers and sisters coming to kill me for some reason. Wow, I never thought about that. Maybe that's...
Starting point is 00:11:44 He's the treasure? he's the no I mean he's not the treasure but maybe he's the key like that's and that will
Starting point is 00:11:52 really throw him for a whirl when he gets a call from some South African woman and he's like I think our dads
Starting point is 00:11:59 are the same person or it's just like there's definitely going to be one freak kid that's like I'm going to be the only one
Starting point is 00:12:05 and she calls him and he's just like has he ever given you a key with an emerald and he just looks at his necklace he's like
Starting point is 00:12:14 papa Yeah, exactly. Why am I Spanish? I don't know. Because I am, by the way. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The 23andMe is coming back. It's coming back.
Starting point is 00:12:23 And I'm going to open it on this podcast and laugh at your faces. This is going to be like Native American. It's going to be like, are you sure you want to do that? Because what if you're non-Spanish? I mean, I am going to open it on the podcast, but I'm going to lie and then open it and pretend to be surprised in front of my mom. because me and my mom are going out to a Spanish restaurant together and opening it together to try to celebrate our heritage. God, that is like the most non-Spanish thing to do.
Starting point is 00:12:51 I feel like that's such a white thing to do. Why is it a white thing to do? I'm going to go to a Spanish restaurant and celebrate our maybe Spanish heritage. I mean, it's not maybe. It would be shocking. If it came back as maybe or no Spanish, then there would be a lot of explaining to do. Because, like, we know, like, we know where they're from, where my grandma's from in Spain.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Like, we know. We all know. We know this. Did you see it? Did I see it? Did you see it? What do you mean, did you see it? Did you see her grow up there?
Starting point is 00:13:19 No. Did they see it? And also, she didn't grow up there. Oh, whoa. No. A lot of holes. But her billion, she had, like, a billion brothers and sisters. You know how old people are.
Starting point is 00:13:30 They're, like, they just, back then, you just made, it's, back then, they kind of had my philosophy right now. It's just like you make 100 children, and hopefully one of them doesn't die. Hopefully one of them hits. Yeah, I feel like they were like, oh, we need someone to help clean around the house. It's like, all right, pop one out. It's like, oh, we need someone to help with the field. All right, pop one out.
Starting point is 00:13:52 And also, they die. The infant mortality rate back then skyrocketed. How old are we talking here? This is late 1800s. Oh, yeah, okay. It wasn't great. It definitely wasn't great. She wasn't born in the late 1800s
Starting point is 00:14:06 I would probably peg her in 1920 So she was there for the roaring 20s She was a roaring 20s baby Baby for that Yeah baby That's what I meant I said baby Little tiny baby
Starting point is 00:14:20 Yeah what How upsetting it was To be born in the 20s Cause now you don't even No it's a good thing No but you don't even get to enjoy The 20s And then boom
Starting point is 00:14:30 Great Depression When you're like doing shit That's why it's upsetting The Great Depression at the end, so you're really still – if you were born in the 20s, you're still – you're not going to comprehend the Great Depression. Yeah. I mean, we – And then World War II. I mean, we were alive for – well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:46 I mean, there's a bunch of problems. But I mean, we were alive for a devastating economic collapse, and I don't particularly remember it. Like, I knew it was happening, but I wasn't, you know – I wasn't like, oh, God, I got to get my affairs in order. I got to run to the bank, the house. Yeah, it didn't. Unless I'm vastly misremembering it, it didn't affect my day-to-day life as an eight-year-old. I mean, I don't think you were cutting business deals
Starting point is 00:15:17 and owned real estate. I was actually 10. Either, I don't think. 11, actually. 2008, right? How old were you? 2008, 11. 1997.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Depending on the months, yeah, you were 11. Yeah. Tricky thing, depending on the months. Well, I guess so. I mean. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about this. You're a January baby.
Starting point is 00:15:37 I know. How do you feel about that? Because to me, it feels like you're kind of, yo, happy new year. You're still in the danger zone. Like, you're so close to Christmas still. So if someone, you know, a relative only sees you around like once every once in a while, they might still give you the double gift, which, you know, you never want a double gift. I pretty much always got double gifts.
Starting point is 00:15:59 So how do you like that? It's fine. It's fine. Because also I don't know the luxuries of not being double gift, so I don't know the other side. So I'm the complete opposite. I'm July. I couldn't be further away from Christmas.
Starting point is 00:16:13 And so I love that because I feel like if you're getting somebody two gifts, all right, let's say it like this. Break it down. If I'm getting somebody a gift for Christmas and then I'm getting somebody a gift for their birthday, i might spend a hundred dollars or two hundred dollars on each gift at each time okay but if i'm getting some bringing a gift for the birthday and the christmas at the same time i'm lowering that payment threshold i think i think you're getting slightly subpar gifts
Starting point is 00:16:47 okay because time is passing in between and you say oh you know i'll give him i'll give him a nice big gift or you could at least recuperate like a $200 hit you know it's a hard hit but like a $100 hit in space that between six months also then if you want I mean I'm really struggling to wrap my head around this because if you want something you know that that you know maybe you can't justify buying or you know something this that and the other for whatever reason you can't then plan it out like basically every six months I'm like what is something that I wouldn't buy for myself because it's financially irresponsible that i can get as a gift from my parents or something that's i i get it i get it i think i think the things that january that not a lot of
Starting point is 00:17:28 people know about january babies is like i was never with my friends growing up like every activity like like my birthday was so close to the year above me that every single thing i did i played a year up not involving like school but like like extracurricular sports i had to play a year up driver's ed i couldn't take out my friends i had to do it a year up every single thing i was with the grade above me and i was just an outcast literally forever yeah i mean you know it's very upsetting you and someone born in december of 96 are like the same person we could high five probably we could high five probably in the same year yeah like you both are half half out of the womb and you can high five yeah that's what i'm saying it's like we might as well be in the same
Starting point is 00:18:08 year and it's it was it was an upsetting thing growing up but you know and i didn't even have the physical stature of being essentially a year older than some of our friends. I am a whole year older than Ray. That's true. And he's taller than me, and probably has a bigger penis. Who knows? Cooler than me, and better, and he
Starting point is 00:18:28 could probably dunk the basketball. Yeah, I guess so. Well, I'm glad you like it. How about this? If you had to choose a birthday, what would it be? Out of all 365? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:44 honestly so you just you just overthought something what if 366 dude i feel like that is february 29th that's a cool ass birth i think you're just cursed and also you just pick a date anyway that's justin bieber's birthday well good on you but you pick a day and then every four years this is what i like planning and i like i like things to look forward to and so every four years it's like a super special birthday yeah but what if like on that fourth year like boom you know you broke your leg and now you can't even celebrate and now you gotta wait another four years i can celebrate a birthday with every limb broken every single bone in my body not every single bone but but if if my legs are broken my arms are broken i'm still gonna
Starting point is 00:19:29 celebrate my birthday especially it's every four every four year birthday it's like we can't miss this i mean yeah i think i would i would go even tighter man i'd go january 1st new year's birthday Oh, my God. I'd go even tighter. That's quite literally the worst birthday of all time. Hey, that's my birthday. That's my birthday now. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:19:48 It's actually obscene how that is the worst birthday ever. So is that one worse than December 31st? Because I think December 31st is definitely the worst birthday, at least, but think about it when you turn, like, all right, forget about the celebration. Think about it when you turn 21, you could drink for the first time. I'm there now.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Think about that. I don't, I don't understand. What are you asking me to think about? How do you never understand anything? literally like when you turn 20 i said imagine when when you turn 21 a lot of the people you can't even go out with people because their birthdays are in like november but me i'm there immediately yeah exactly and now you're just lonely for for four months you're waiting for your other friends to have a birthday i mean we would all still go to the bars it's just i'm not
Starting point is 00:20:25 shitting myself you know yeah i january 1st horrible birthday i mean that's like when when you ask this question it's the the obvious number one rule is don't make it on a holiday that's fair because again you want something to celebrate and so if it's something you already can celebrate why are you wasting another day of celebration that's why i love the like i used to have one of those calendars that said that that was like it's national you know pancake day those days are so dumb i so like because because i think life's worth living when you have something to celebrate so on national pancake so every single thing on on those days like a national uh eat and ass day you would go out and eat an ass on that day or you would go eat a pancake yeah at same
Starting point is 00:21:13 time yeah you know what good for you for living my favorite my favorite day ever obviously november 2nd steak and blowjob day steak and blowjob day steak and blowjob day same time yeah you got to celebrate at the same time let's see what national holidays are on your birthday all right i'm down for that oh you ever do the thing where you look up like weird news articles that happen on your birthday all right what national day do we think is on my what national day do you think is on my birthday what do you think well if astrology is correct and you know things line up that way i would say national national uh respect your elders day all right well this is fucking hilarious here we go because i i swear to god i did not know this before bringing it up it's national
Starting point is 00:21:58 nothing day it's that's an it's national what does that even mean each year on january 16th people across the nation recognize national nothing day the day the observance was created as a day to provide americans with one national day when they can just sit without celebrating observing or honoring anything awesome so so this is so that's why i'm saying this is why your birthday is great because because because like life's worth better when things are celebrated and so you pick the one day where nothing's celebrated i did it i was i did exactly what you would want to do so happy national nothing day happy national nothing day everybody don't do anything don't do a goddamn thing honestly i'm not gonna lie that sounds pretty great
Starting point is 00:22:45 don't do a god yeah sometimes you know of a vacation can be in you know on the beaches of Mexico, drinking beer, partying, going crazy, or it can just be sitting. Just nothing. Just not moving and not having to even worry about moving. We're actually just going to celebrate this day for the rest of this episode. Just nothing.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Just nothing. I can't do that. No, you can't. Danny, dude, Danny literally can't drive in a car for more than a minute without making a noise. Even if it's brr, like he can't do it. Can't do it. What was that?
Starting point is 00:23:21 Brr. I do that when I drive. Or you're just like, you know, like a classic, like, hmm, or hmm, like you can't not hear silence, and it's so apparent. Well, no, well, as long as it's like, if it's, if there's music on, fine, but when people just sit in the back of an Uber, and they're just like, they're just like, just waiting on this ride, baby. I hate it.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Yeah. Like, we're only here for so long. Can you say what you need to say before it's too late? Say what you need to say. I don't know why I'm so... Death on your mind here. Yeah, yeah. It's also like, it just feels like you're in this competition with yourself
Starting point is 00:24:05 to see how many words you can say in a day sometimes. That's really what it feels like. I think I've definitely, I mean, the nature of our job is to say stuff. But I also think that I have definitely said more words than the average person by a lot. I think you haven't stopped saying – I think the average is brought up because of your word limit, and you're not even 25. I've become – I've noticed that in the past few weeks and months, I've become, like, particularly piss-offable when I'm driving recently, like, more than usual. Like, if someone is just, like, not going fast enough, I will be – I will just be like, go!
Starting point is 00:24:46 Oh, God. Yeah, I mean, I think that's fine, but I feel like I'm in a car sometimes with people who are, like, just exhibiting road rage, but, like, it's their fault, you know? Exhibiting? What do you mean by that? Exhibiting? Exhibiting? Like, the person driving is exhibiting.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Oh, they're, like... They're in rage. They're having road rage. They are currently raging. Currently raging. Yeah, and, like, it's their fault, and it's very annoying. Like, I just, like... And you can't tell the driver, like,
Starting point is 00:25:12 hey, like, can we relax a little bit? Because I feel like that's a weird thing to do, too. Like, somebody was driving around the park a few days ago, and the park has a you know and i'm not gonna lie to you when i say going slow probably speed i mean the speed yeah probably that's what i mean but some but but the speed limit around there is like 15 miles an hour park i get it this person park this person there were there were people who were not jogging or running walking faster than this car it was just like rolling down the hill yeah and and so and so i got i was i was just kind of there i gave him a little flash of the
Starting point is 00:25:46 brights oh i i did a little flash not a not not not a not like i'm but like a you know there's like a little there's like a you you you can say many things with the honk yeah you can do the yeah there's a sweet spot like little there's a sweet spot little like yeah yeah just so i give him the little didn't do anything and then kind of looked back at me and so so i just know why the car was coming on the other side of the road i just went around the man now i'm going like 25 miles an hour he is on my ass going yeah going super fast yeah i make a left he makes a left oh you caught him i make a i make a right and i noticed he makes it right and i go okay this makes sense so now i start okay so so so so so so now i start going in directions that don't even
Starting point is 00:26:34 make any sense like i'm going in circles yeah and and weird patterns and he's still on my ass and we get to a red light and i see him get out of the car and i go oh oh and i go and and then i just look behind him and i go oh god and just run the red light run the entire thing completely now he runs back into his car and and i zoom off and go into a side street never knew where i was yeah you go to a side street you turn off your lights and you're like oh god maybe they'll just they'll just go past me like it's like a velociraptor yeah yeah and you know maybe that's when my car gets egged very possible i mean i just told that story and then i'm like well maybe i'm an asshole yeah it's like maybe it's me no that that that was totally unwarranted and also
Starting point is 00:27:20 like you're gonna you're gonna what what are you gonna do flag me down and come beat me up because you were going like like a tortoise it seems like that was the at least initially that was the plan the problem with me is like if i was being chased after the eighth block i'd be like okay what i did wasn't this bad like i don't deserve an eight block chase for going around you you know maybe if i bumped them people are crazy man and i guess you know i do keep a bat in the back of my trunk i have a baseball but that's more for drive-bys we could play a game of pickup together if we ever got on the highway yeah maybe that guy has a glove for some reason yeah you know just this this guy has a oh funny you say that i have an umpire in my
Starting point is 00:28:04 Am I drunk? He's like, fight up. You got the bases in that bag? No, I'm just looking for a drive-by,
Starting point is 00:28:14 man. Nice window. Drunk baseball, yeah. I got one chance, though, unless I tie a string to it,
Starting point is 00:28:18 maybe. It'd be hard to break. It'd be hard with one throw to break a car window. I guarantee I can shatter
Starting point is 00:28:27 any window you put in front of me. With one throw? One throw. From a moving vehicle? This is where it's starting to get a little tough.
Starting point is 00:28:32 This is really hard. But I know, like, you know, I did physics. If I'm driving the same speed as him, all I have to do is throw it, and it should just hit the window. I don't got to do any, like, speed ahead. Oh, no, yeah, you just speed ahead and go whoop. Yeah, just, oh, yeah, over the roof? Yeah, you just speed ahead, and you take your left hand and go,
Starting point is 00:28:50 and then you're on the highway, and then he goes, and, you know. Or I just, like, you know, like, put it up, put it, like, right through the sunroof, just a little, and the wind just takes it. I don't have a sunroof in my car, and I'll tell you why. they they offered me a sunroof and and the guy i had the most ridiculous car salesman selling my car his name was jamie and he literally wore a piano tie this is this is a story for another day either way he was trying very hard to sell me on the sunroof and i you know you know i was i was my parents because i was really i was really afraid of like the car negotiation like buying
Starting point is 00:29:25 cars like so much there's so much shit you have to do yeah and and you know they're trying to get you this and that and so me and my parents i have a little negotiation in this in a side room with them and i go what if a bee's nest falls through the sunroof that's all that's all i can think about because i would love you know to put my put my my head out the roof i go see a sun you know see the sun and you know i i like it but but but but then it just kept flashing through like it's like an irrational fear kept flashing through my mind that i'd be like parked somewhere and then a bee's nest would fall in and i go like like a cartoon like a cartoon and so and and and so my car did not get the sunroof i didn't get that one and i it has been bee free ever and then
Starting point is 00:30:17 someone threw a beehive through my window in a road rage chase no that that definitely uh beehive in the car biggest fear one of my biggest fears yeah not great I mean any any loud buzzing bug
Starting point is 00:30:31 in a car is kind of scary yeah cause like especially when they're up against the window and it's like I don't know what this is
Starting point is 00:30:37 yeah so so yeah so that's why I don't have a sunroof yeah fair enough maybe I'll get you one for my birthday
Starting point is 00:30:43 you can't really get me one I mean I could you know give me a nice buzzsaw I'm sure I could do it that's true alright
Starting point is 00:30:50 hopefully I'm having a fun birthday cause obviously we didn't Yeah, right now we're gambling all of our money away at Atlantic City. Yes. Woo-hoo! So, you know, hopefully I'm winning.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Most likely not. I'll either be winning, losing. But definitely drunk. Yeah, but definitely 35 Bloody Marys in it. 35 Bloody Marys in it. Oh, today's the Rainforest Cafe. Oh. Oh, you guys see pictures of this?
Starting point is 00:31:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, don't scare me. Is that what it sounds like? Oh, I'm so excited for the rain. I'm excited for the storm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rainforest Cafe, one of my favorite places for some reason. I really like it there.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Yeah, I mean, it's actually like a super kitschy tourist trap, but I'm excited to go. Hey, man, I like, I don't care if I'm a tourist. I'll be it. All right. Well, we're having fun. We'll post a picture of ourselves at the Rainforest Cafe. Definitely will.
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