Picky Boys Podcast - Drinking Megan Fox’s Blood For My Birthday! - Picky Boys Podcast #210
Episode Date: January 16, 2022Happy 25th Birthday Antonio! In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss mistaken birthday cakes, mob movies, Machine Gun Kelly's vampire proposal to Megan Fox, the best day to have a birthday on, a...nd the national day of nothing! Leave a comment on our IG, make sure to wish Antonio a happy birthday, and enjoy! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys
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25!
25!
Happy birthday, Antonio!
And then we drank each other's blood.
It's National Nothing Day.
Run the red light.
Run the entire thing completely.
Now he runs back into his car.
After the eighth block, I'd be like, okay, what I did wasn't this bad.
Three, two, one.
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
that nobody can deny.
25!
25!
Happy birthday, Antonio.
Today, the day the podcast is released.
I know.
I don't know.
Has that happened yet?
I don't know.
I actually think it happened for my birthday a year or two ago.
Well, congratulations.
Happy birthday to you.
But everybody, if you're watching this, drop everything you're doing and go wish Antonio
happy birthday in his Instagram DMs and send him lewd photographs.
Please don't do any of those things.
Don't do any of those things.
So how does it feel?
25.
Have you had your quarter life crisis?
I mean, maybe.
I don't know what it looks like.
Because I feel like the dad who's going through his midlife crisis doesn't know he's doing it.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, I think his wife knows.
Oh, yeah.
I think everyone around him knows.
Because he's buying cars and guitars and shit.
Yeah.
It's like, why are you listening to your old rock songs, dad?
Like, please.
Is there anything new that you've gotten into recently, like in the past year?
What, like Sudoku?
I'm not like an old man.
First of all, Sudoku's the shit.
So don't start coming for Sudoku.
By the way, anybody that wants these hands in Sudoku, come get them.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure you'd be real good at Sudoku.
I'm better at crossword.
You're an old man already.
I'm better at the crossword.
Yeah, definitely.
You're better at words.
No, I'm pretty good at Sudoku because it doesn't involve math, but it just involves pattern recognition.
You love using that word, those two words recently.
I feel like you're using it a lot, pattern recognition.
I bought you a birthday cake.
I know, I know, I know.
You told me about it.
Funny story, though.
I went to Stop and Shop, got the cake.
The guy put it in the bag.
Get a little bit.
I mean, I'm not going to lie to you.
I was in the parking lot when I realized, but I was just too lazy to go back in.
You know, this is good enough.
Open the cake, and it says, oh, God.
It says, Happy Retirement, Nancy.
happy retirement nancy
there you go yeah i got you i'll put i'll put it on on screen there yeah we'll take a picture
but it says happy retirement nancy which means says happy retirement nancy which means that
nancy has a cake that says fuck your birthday yeah yeah i'm sure that's what i that's what i
told the guy right yeah i'm sure he was like are you sure this is what you want us to write
By the way, I told the guy to write it.
He has no response to the fact that I was incredibly old.
Two years, I guess, here.
I don't want this retirement cake.
Have a taste.
I mean, I like the thought of it.
Thank you.
What would you do to it?
No, just have a little taste.
I don't know.
Yeah, we'll do it together.
Oh, it's hard.
I feel like it's been sitting out for a while.
It's still pretty hard.
Oh, you took like a chunk.
Pretty good.
Hot take.
I like sponge cakes over ice cream cakes.
Hot take, maybe.
I don't think it is a hot take.
Oh, you agree?
Yeah.
Well, thank you for the cake, even though, you know, it was for Nancy.
Yeah, sorry, Nancy.
And happy retirement.
Yeah, you know, wherever you are.
I hope you enjoy my cake.
What do you think she did?
Nancy?
Yeah.
I feel like Nancy, like, probably a secretary.
Yeah, probably.
Nancy does sound like a secretary.
It's like, oh, hey, Nancy.
Like a secretariat name.
Secretary, yeah, like the name of a horse, maybe.
Yo, dude, we have got to buy a racehorse together.
Yeah, and also let's get tickets to go see the moon.
Where's this infinite pool of money we have here?
I mean, this is a goal we can work towards.
Whenever I have an idea, you always say,
oh, why don't we just do the normal thing and not do that?
That's a good idea.
Imagine the Picky Boys racehorse.
That'd be cool.
That'd be cool.
I mean, I agree.
I agree.
but your ideas are also
and we'll be
we're horse people now
what does that mean
and we can
watch it race
and we can bet money on it
yeah but what if
we have to put it down though
I think that you'd do that
I'll put it down
Danny will put it down
also Tony Soprano
owned a horse
and I want to own a horse
that's the point
yeah but didn't his horse
also end up in his bed
or is that the godfather
that's the godfather
that's the godfather
Jesus Christ
same same same
you're Italian
you should know this
oh yeah
let me check my
Italian black book
all the encyclopedias
I actually know an Italian friend of ours who does not watch mob movies
because he thinks that they're an unfair representation of Italian-Americans.
I will say this.
It's a good argument that Italians in media or cinema
are discriminated against pretty severely.
It's either plumbers or mafiosos.
They are shown in an unflattering light.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, no, like, I mean, yeah, it's cool, I guess, to be a mouser, but not really.
Like, it's upsetting.
It would be hard to show them in a flattering light.
Nailed it.
Got it.
Unbelievably nailed them.
I feel like we've just become an Italian hate pod.
I mean.
Fuck the Italians.
Yeah, I mean, not because of my doing.
Fuck my Italians.
Not because of my doing at all.
It's really just me taking in yours.
No, no, no.
All my friends are Italian.
I'm, you know.
I think it's because you want to be Italian.
I definitely don't want to be Italian.
Yeah, I know.
As soon as that came out of my mouth.
I don't even know where you could ever dream of that.
Well, you want to be Tony Soprano.
That's true.
Also, no.
I don't want to be Tony Soprano.
I don't want to be a mobster who lives in Newark.
That sounds like a bad life.
Yeah, and you assume that he's not doing too well if that's the case.
Well.
Oh, so now it's good to be in Newark.
No, it's bad to be in Newark, but he's doing well.
But it's good to be Tony Soprano.
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty much.
Do you agree with that?
Do you agree with that take?
I mean, he does.
There isn't, well, I guess it's up for debate.
Spoiler alert.
Oh, here we go.
We don't know if he died or not.
Oh, he's unbelievably dead.
Spoiler alert.
Definitely spoiler alert.
Unbelievably dead.
Why?
Because just, that's dead.
Cut to black, dead.
He's in a diner with his family.
Yeah, and they don't discriminate against where to pop you.
Pop you there, pop you there, pop you there.
No, I don't think he died.
What do you think happened to him?
He went to sleep?
In the diner?
He went to bed?
I just think he continued being Tony.
I mean, eventually.
I think he continued being Tony.
I think eventually maybe he died, but who knows?
I don't think he was immortal.
I think eventually, yeah, he definitely did die.
I could see the argument for both.
I like the ending.
Cut to black.
I think it's cool.
I think it's artsy.
Yeah, yeah, definitely artsy.
Definitely not meta.
Yeah, that's why I didn't...
It didn't come out.
Yeah, I heard it.
It was going to come out.
I heard it.
It didn't come out.
Yeah.
Did you see that MGK and Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox got married?
MGK...
I mean, not married.
Engaged.
MGK and Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox.
No, I just wanted to clarify because, you know, maybe some people don't know who MGK is.
That's fair.
That's fair.
So Machine Gun Kelly, Megan Fox got hitched.
Yeah.
Again, no, they did not get married.
This is your story.
This is your story.
They got engaged.
But I want to read you Megan Fox's Instagram post.
Oh, okay.
Am I going to be upset?
No.
Oh, okay.
All right.
in july of 2020 we sat under this this banyan tree we asked for magic we were oblivious to the
pain we'd face together in such a short frantic period of time unaware of the work and sacrifices
the relationship would acquire from us but intoxicated off the love and the karma somehow
a year and a half later having walked through hell together and having laughed more than i ever
imagine possible he asked me to marry him and just as in every lifetime before this one and
as in every lifetime that will follow i said yes and then we drank each other's blood okay
why what did they actually drink each other's blood or like why did they should just add it
like that do you see how they how they act i'm sure for a fact they drank each other's blood
Probably off each other.
They probably cut themselves there.
Or, you know what?
I wouldn't even be surprised if they brought the blood to the place.
Also, how would you feel?
So he got down on one knee.
In a referee outfit.
And then she got down on one knee.
Oh, and, like, met him?
Yeah.
I want to see if they show the blood drinking.
Oh, no.
They don't show the blood drinking.
Also, like, hey, guys.
Megan Fox, Machine Gun Kelly, how about we relax?
There's, like, you guys have millions of dollars.
Megan Fox was everyone's heartthrob when she was in Transformers.
It's not like you need to put on this weird, you guys are in a fantasy tale.
Just get married and leave everybody alone.
Stop drinking blood.
It's also very funny because all of the verified people comments are like,
Congrats, amazing.
And then all of the regular people comments are like,
What the fuck did you just say?
It's like, what is this show?
What did you say?
Who is this show for?
It's like the normal people.
We don't sit here and go, Oh, wow.
I can't believe they love each other so much.
They drank each other's blood.
And also, hey, celebrities, get your dicks out of your asses.
What about saying drinking blood is weird?
What's nothing normal about that?
Why can't you say it's weird?
I don't know.
I don't think anybody's saying, like, defending,
they can drink blood if they want to.
I don't think anybody's saying that.
Well, they're definitely saying that.
I mean, they're definitely saying that.
I think pretty much everybody's in agreement
that we shouldn't be drinking each other's blood.
Or, like, anyone's blood, I think.
Yeah, there's actually, you know, I'm sure this would be a good time for the Red Cross or whatever to hop in here,
because there's actually a national blood shortage.
Yeah, they're like, you know, we could use that, please.
No, no, no, they have tattoos.
So?
I thought you can't.
I think it's after a certain amount of time.
Like after you get the tattoo, like within 30 days of getting the tattoo.
Oh, okay, so they're probably up for grabs now.
True.
But yeah, there's a national blood shortage, so go give blood.
It's very easy.
Yeah.
I'm not going to do it, but you should.
Yeah, you'd be better than us.
do as we say not as we do yes oh my god i love i love that saying it's like the perfect saying to
just to just say act like an asshole and say and you'll be better please dude i i think that is the
it is the lamest parenting thing or like just so good when i'm a parent i'm gonna i'm gonna use
that one all the time do as i say not as i do and you're just fucking don't do drugs and you're
shooting heroin in front of the kid yeah it's like yeah please and then and i i want to give
my child like really small pieces of information that's that when i die one day like really
confuse him like you know really lead him on a on a story that ends nowhere wow what a way to what
what a loving caring parent that you are well the thing is like yeah i mean i guess so also do you
have useful information to give him yeah you know no no i'm saying like i just because because
obviously we all know that that he's going to be battling his brothers from brothers and sisters
from other continents to find the fortune.
We already have been through this.
Right, right, right.
Because Danny has planted his seed across this green planet.
But I also just want the one that I actually raise,
I want him or her to be very confused about my life
and think, hey, maybe there were some darker dealings
that I didn't know about Pa.
Maybe I have 13 other brothers and sisters
coming to kill me for some reason.
Wow, I never thought about that.
Maybe that's...
He's the treasure?
he's the
no I mean
he's not the treasure
but maybe
he's the key
like that's
and that will
really throw him
for a whirl
when he gets
a call
from some
South African woman
and he's like
I think our dads
are the same person
or it's just like
there's definitely
going to be one
freak kid
that's like
I'm going to be
the only one
and she calls him
and he's just like
has he ever
given you a key
with an emerald
and he just
looks at his necklace
he's like
papa
Yeah, exactly.
Why am I Spanish?
I don't know.
Because I am, by the way.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The 23andMe is coming back.
It's coming back.
And I'm going to open it on this podcast and laugh at your faces.
This is going to be like Native American.
It's going to be like, are you sure you want to do that?
Because what if you're non-Spanish?
I mean, I am going to open it on the podcast, but I'm going to lie and then open it and pretend to be surprised in front of my mom.
because me and my mom are going out to a Spanish restaurant together
and opening it together to try to celebrate our heritage.
God, that is like the most non-Spanish thing to do.
I feel like that's such a white thing to do.
Why is it a white thing to do?
I'm going to go to a Spanish restaurant and celebrate our maybe Spanish heritage.
I mean, it's not maybe.
It would be shocking.
If it came back as maybe or no Spanish,
then there would be a lot of explaining to do.
Because, like, we know, like, we know where they're from, where my grandma's from in Spain.
Like, we know.
We all know.
We know this.
Did you see it?
Did I see it?
Did you see it?
What do you mean, did you see it?
Did you see her grow up there?
No.
Did they see it?
And also, she didn't grow up there.
Oh, whoa.
No.
A lot of holes.
But her billion, she had, like, a billion brothers and sisters.
You know how old people are.
They're, like, they just, back then, you just made, it's, back then, they kind of had my
philosophy right now.
It's just like you make 100 children, and hopefully one of them doesn't die.
Hopefully one of them hits.
Yeah, I feel like they were like, oh, we need someone to help clean around the house.
It's like, all right, pop one out.
It's like, oh, we need someone to help with the field.
All right, pop one out.
And also, they die.
The infant mortality rate back then skyrocketed.
How old are we talking here?
This is late 1800s.
Oh, yeah, okay.
It wasn't great.
It definitely wasn't great.
She wasn't born in the late 1800s
I would probably peg her in 1920
So she was there for the roaring 20s
She was a roaring 20s baby
Baby for that
Yeah baby
That's what I meant
I said baby
Little tiny baby
Yeah what
How upsetting it was
To be born in the 20s
Cause now you don't even
No it's a good thing
No but you don't even get to enjoy
The 20s
And then boom
Great Depression
When you're like doing shit
That's why it's upsetting
The Great Depression at the end, so you're really still – if you were born in the 20s, you're still – you're not going to comprehend the Great Depression.
Yeah.
I mean, we –
And then World War II.
I mean, we were alive for – well, yeah.
I mean, there's a bunch of problems.
But I mean, we were alive for a devastating economic collapse, and I don't particularly remember it.
Like, I knew it was happening, but I wasn't, you know – I wasn't like, oh, God, I got to get my affairs in order.
I got to run to the bank, the house.
Yeah, it didn't.
Unless I'm vastly misremembering it,
it didn't affect my day-to-day life as an eight-year-old.
I mean, I don't think you were cutting business deals
and owned real estate.
I was actually 10.
Either, I don't think.
11, actually.
2008, right?
How old were you?
2008, 11.
1997.
Depending on the months, yeah, you were 11.
Yeah.
Tricky thing, depending on the months.
Well, I guess so.
I mean.
Oh, yeah.
Let's talk about this.
You're a January baby.
I know.
How do you feel about that?
Because to me, it feels like you're kind of, yo, happy new year.
You're still in the danger zone.
Like, you're so close to Christmas still.
So if someone, you know, a relative only sees you around like once every once in a while,
they might still give you the double gift, which, you know, you never want a double gift.
I pretty much always got double gifts.
So how do you like that?
It's fine.
It's fine.
Because also I don't know the luxuries of not being double gift,
so I don't know the other side.
So I'm the complete opposite.
I'm July.
I couldn't be further away from Christmas.
And so I love that because I feel like if you're getting somebody two gifts,
all right, let's say it like this.
Break it down.
If I'm getting somebody a gift for Christmas
and then I'm getting somebody a gift for their birthday,
i might spend a hundred dollars or two hundred dollars on each gift at each time okay but if
i'm getting some bringing a gift for the birthday and the christmas at the same time
i'm lowering that payment threshold i think i think you're getting slightly subpar gifts
okay because time is passing in between and you say oh you know i'll give him i'll give him a nice
big gift or you could at least recuperate like a $200 hit you know it's a hard hit but like a
$100 hit in space that between six months also then if you want I mean I'm really struggling
to wrap my head around this because if you want something you know that that you know maybe you
can't justify buying or you know something this that and the other for whatever reason you can't
then plan it out like basically every six months I'm like what is something that I wouldn't buy
for myself because it's financially irresponsible that i can get as a gift from my parents or
something that's i i get it i get it i think i think the things that january that not a lot of
people know about january babies is like i was never with my friends growing up like every
activity like like my birthday was so close to the year above me that every single thing i did
i played a year up not involving like school but like like extracurricular sports i had to play a
year up driver's ed i couldn't take out my friends i had to do it a year up every single thing i was
with the grade above me and i was just an outcast literally forever yeah i mean you know it's very
upsetting you and someone born in december of 96 are like the same person we could high five
probably we could high five probably in the same year yeah like you both are half half out of the
womb and you can high five yeah that's what i'm saying it's like we might as well be in the same
year and it's it was it was an upsetting thing growing up but you know and i didn't even have
the physical stature
of being essentially a year older
than some of our friends. I am a whole year
older than Ray. That's true.
And he's taller than me, and
probably has a bigger penis. Who knows?
Cooler than me, and better, and he
could probably dunk the basketball.
Yeah, I guess
so. Well, I'm glad you like it.
How about this?
If you
had to choose a birthday, what would it be?
Out of all 365?
Yeah.
honestly so you just you just overthought something what if 366 dude i feel like that
is february 29th that's a cool ass birth i think you're just cursed and also you just pick a date
anyway that's justin bieber's birthday well good on you but you pick a day and then every four
years this is what i like planning and i like i like things to look forward to and so every four
years it's like a super special birthday yeah but what if like on that fourth year like boom
you know you broke your leg and now you can't even celebrate and now you gotta wait another
four years i can celebrate a birthday with every limb broken every single bone in my body
not every single bone but but if if my legs are broken my arms are broken i'm still gonna
celebrate my birthday especially it's every four every four year birthday it's like we can't miss
this i mean yeah i think i would i would go even tighter man i'd go january 1st new year's birthday
Oh, my God.
I'd go even tighter.
That's quite literally the worst birthday of all time.
Hey, that's my birthday.
That's my birthday now.
No, no, no, no.
It's actually obscene how that is the worst birthday ever.
So is that one worse than December 31st?
Because I think December 31st is definitely the worst birthday,
at least, but think about it when you turn,
like, all right, forget about the celebration.
Think about it when you turn 21,
you could drink for the first time.
I'm there now.
Think about that.
I don't, I don't understand.
What are you asking me to think about?
How do you never understand anything?
literally like when you turn 20 i said imagine when when you turn 21 a lot of the people you
can't even go out with people because their birthdays are in like november but me i'm there
immediately yeah exactly and now you're just lonely for for four months you're waiting for
your other friends to have a birthday i mean we would all still go to the bars it's just i'm not
shitting myself you know yeah i january 1st horrible birthday i mean that's like when when
you ask this question it's the the obvious number one rule is don't make it on a holiday that's fair
because again you want something to celebrate and so if it's something you already can celebrate
why are you wasting another day of celebration that's why i love the like i used to have one
of those calendars that said that that was like it's national you know pancake day those days
are so dumb i so like because because i think life's worth living when you have something to
celebrate so on national pancake so every single thing on on those days like a national uh eat and
ass day you would go out and eat an ass on that day or you would go eat a pancake yeah at same
time yeah you know what good for you for living my favorite my favorite day ever obviously november
2nd steak and blowjob day steak and blowjob day steak and blowjob day same time yeah you got to
celebrate at the same time let's see what national holidays are on your birthday all right i'm down
for that oh you ever do the thing where you look up like weird news articles that happen on your
birthday all right what national day do we think is on my what national day do you think is on my
birthday what do you think well if astrology is correct and you know things line up that way
i would say national national uh respect your elders day all right well this is fucking hilarious
here we go because i i swear to god i did not know this before bringing it up it's national
nothing day it's that's an it's national what does that even mean each year on january 16th
people across the nation recognize national nothing day the day the observance was created
as a day to provide americans with one national day when they can just sit without celebrating
observing or honoring anything awesome so so this is so that's why i'm saying this is why
your birthday is great because because because like life's worth better when things are celebrated
and so you pick the one day where nothing's celebrated i did it i was i did exactly what
you would want to do so happy national nothing day happy national nothing day everybody don't
do anything don't do a goddamn thing honestly i'm not gonna lie that sounds pretty great
don't do a god yeah sometimes you know of a vacation can be in you know on the beaches of
Mexico, drinking beer, partying, going crazy,
or it can just be sitting.
Just nothing.
Just not moving and not having to even worry about moving.
We're actually just going to celebrate this day
for the rest of this episode.
Just nothing.
Just nothing.
I can't do that.
No, you can't.
Danny, dude, Danny literally can't drive in a car
for more than a minute without making a noise.
Even if it's brr, like he can't do it.
Can't do it.
What was that?
Brr.
I do that when I drive.
Or you're just like, you know, like a classic, like, hmm, or hmm, like you can't not hear
silence, and it's so apparent.
Well, no, well, as long as it's like, if it's, if there's music on, fine, but when people
just sit in the back of an Uber, and they're just like, they're just like, just waiting
on this ride, baby.
I hate it.
Yeah.
Like, we're only here for so long.
Can you say what you need to say before it's too late?
Say what you need to say.
I don't know why I'm so...
Death on your mind here.
Yeah, yeah.
It's also like, it just feels like you're in this competition with yourself
to see how many words you can say in a day sometimes.
That's really what it feels like.
I think I've definitely, I mean, the nature of our job is to say stuff.
But I also think that I have definitely said more words
than the average person by a lot.
I think you haven't stopped saying – I think the average is brought up because of your word limit, and you're not even 25.
I've become – I've noticed that in the past few weeks and months, I've become, like, particularly piss-offable when I'm driving recently, like, more than usual.
Like, if someone is just, like, not going fast enough, I will be – I will just be like, go!
Oh, God.
Yeah, I mean, I think that's fine,
but I feel like I'm in a car sometimes with people
who are, like, just exhibiting road rage,
but, like, it's their fault, you know?
Exhibiting? What do you mean by that?
Exhibiting? Exhibiting?
Like, the person driving is exhibiting.
Oh, they're, like...
They're in rage.
They're having road rage.
They are currently raging.
Currently raging.
Yeah, and, like, it's their fault, and it's very annoying.
Like, I just, like...
And you can't tell the driver, like,
hey, like, can we relax a little bit?
Because I feel like that's a weird thing to do, too.
Like, somebody was driving around the park a few days ago,
and the park has a you know and i'm not gonna lie to you when i say going slow probably speed
i mean the speed yeah probably that's what i mean but some but but the speed limit around there is
like 15 miles an hour park i get it this person park this person there were there were people who
were not jogging or running walking faster than this car it was just like rolling down the hill
yeah and and so and so i got i was i was just kind of there i gave him a little flash of the
brights oh i i did a little flash not a not not not a not like i'm but like a you know there's
like a little there's like a you you you can say many things with the honk yeah you can do the
yeah there's a sweet spot like little there's a sweet spot little like yeah yeah just so i give
him the little didn't do anything and then kind of looked back at me and so so i just know why
the car was coming on the other side of the road i just went around the man now i'm going like 25
miles an hour he is on my ass going yeah going super fast yeah i make a left he makes a left oh
you caught him i make a i make a right and i noticed he makes it right and i go okay this
makes sense so now i start okay so so so so so so now i start going in directions that don't even
make any sense like i'm going in circles yeah and and weird patterns and he's still on my ass
and we get to a red light and i see him get out of the car and i go oh oh and i go and and then i
just look behind him and i go oh god and just run the red light run the entire thing completely
now he runs back into his car and and i zoom off and go into a side street never knew where i was
yeah you go to a side street you turn off your lights and you're like oh god maybe they'll just
they'll just go past me like it's like a velociraptor yeah yeah and you know maybe that's
when my car gets egged very possible i mean i just told that story and then i'm like well
maybe i'm an asshole yeah it's like maybe it's me no that that that was totally unwarranted and also
like you're gonna you're gonna what what are you gonna do flag me down and come beat me up
because you were going like like a tortoise it seems like that was the at least initially that
was the plan the problem with me is like if i was being chased after the eighth block i'd be like
okay what i did wasn't this bad like i don't deserve an eight block chase for going around
you you know maybe if i bumped them people are crazy man and i guess you know i do keep a bat
in the back of my trunk i have a baseball but that's more for drive-bys we could play a game
of pickup together if we ever got on the highway yeah maybe that guy has a glove for some reason
yeah you know just this this guy has a oh funny you say that i have an umpire in my
Am I drunk?
He's like,
fight up.
You got the bases
in that bag?
No,
I'm just looking
for a drive-by,
man.
Nice window.
Drunk baseball,
yeah.
I got one chance,
though,
unless I tie a string
to it,
maybe.
It'd be hard
to break.
It'd be hard
with one throw
to break a car window.
I guarantee
I can shatter
any window
you put in front of me.
With one throw?
One throw.
From a moving vehicle?
This is where it's
starting to get
a little tough.
This is really hard.
But I know, like, you know, I did physics.
If I'm driving the same speed as him, all I have to do is throw it,
and it should just hit the window.
I don't got to do any, like, speed ahead.
Oh, no, yeah, you just speed ahead and go whoop.
Yeah, just, oh, yeah, over the roof?
Yeah, you just speed ahead, and you take your left hand and go,
and then you're on the highway, and then he goes, and, you know.
Or I just, like, you know, like, put it up, put it, like, right through the sunroof,
just a little, and the wind just takes it.
I don't have a sunroof in my car, and I'll tell you why.
they they offered me a sunroof and and the guy i had the most ridiculous car salesman selling my
car his name was jamie and he literally wore a piano tie this is this is a story for another
day either way he was trying very hard to sell me on the sunroof and i you know you know i was i was
my parents because i was really i was really afraid of like the car negotiation like buying
cars like so much there's so much shit you have to do yeah and and you know they're trying to get
you this and that and so me and my parents i have a little negotiation in this in a side room with
them and i go what if a bee's nest falls through the sunroof that's all that's all i can think
about because i would love you know to put my put my my head out the roof i go see a sun you know
see the sun and you know i i like it but but but but then it just kept flashing through like it's
like an irrational fear kept flashing through my mind that i'd be like parked somewhere and then
a bee's nest would fall in and i go like like a cartoon like a cartoon and so and and and so
my car did not get the sunroof i didn't get that one and i it has been bee free ever and then
someone threw a beehive through my window in a road rage chase no that that definitely uh
beehive in the car
biggest fear
one of my biggest fears
yeah not great
I mean any
any loud
buzzing bug
in a car
is kind of scary
yeah
cause like
especially when they're up
against the window
and it's like
I don't know what this is
yeah
so
so yeah
so that's why
I don't have a sunroof
yeah fair enough
maybe I'll get you one
for my birthday
you can't really
get me one
I mean I could
you know
give me a nice buzzsaw
I'm sure I could do it
that's true
alright
hopefully I'm having
a fun birthday
cause obviously
we didn't
Yeah, right now we're gambling all of our money away at Atlantic City.
Yes.
Woo-hoo!
So, you know, hopefully I'm winning.
Most likely not.
I'll either be winning, losing.
But definitely drunk.
Yeah, but definitely 35 Bloody Marys in it.
35 Bloody Marys in it.
Oh, today's the Rainforest Cafe.
Oh.
Oh, you guys see pictures of this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, don't scare me.
Is that what it sounds like?
Oh, I'm so excited for the rain.
I'm excited for the storm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rainforest Cafe, one of my favorite places for some reason.
I really like it there.
Yeah, I mean, it's actually like a super kitschy tourist trap,
but I'm excited to go.
Hey, man, I like, I don't care if I'm a tourist.
I'll be it.
All right.
Well, we're having fun.
We'll post a picture of ourselves at the Rainforest Cafe.
Definitely will.
Tell them where to find you, Dan.
You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram.
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