Picky Boys Podcast - Every Fact They Told You IS WRONG!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #331

Episode Date: July 14, 2024

In today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio try to guess which facts are real and which are fake! Along the way, they discuss dolphin noises, ducks defying physics, what to name your child, the awful new format of ads, and how much of your brain you use! Let us know your true or false answers in the comments down below! Join Patreon for instant access to 200+ Picky Boys videos & the mom's podcast (coming soon) - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Shop New Summer Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

open your mouth next to your fist you have a tiny mouth too what's getting in there can you cross-eyed yourself yeah i'm not doing that i don't want you to have that cross-eyed i don't want you to have that i'll just make you cross-eyed anyway i have the power all right danny here we go it's a sunny day everyone's at the beach and dolphin danny wants to impress all the people at the beach what noise would Dolph and Danny make all right let's do it all right Tony will come in now welcome back to the picky boys podcast yeehaw cowboy talk about show the cowboy on your shirt is that a new shirt yeah that is new somewhat new it is strange that I keep seeing you with a different shirt every day and usually it's just the same shirt for a week also where

are you getting this shirt that's what I'm saying are you getting all these shirts I have my I have my places are you thrifting are they are you thrifty boy i'm not gonna i'm not gonna i'm not gonna tell you my secrets i complimented that one keeping his cool shirts yes i mean i'll save the story for chaz's shirt that danny always makes fun of on patreon patreon.com slash picky boys because it'll i think that they know more about it on there but get in there there's a lot of videos uh the mom's podcast gotta get in there to watch it we're on the way to 800 that's danny shooting at hockey and all the years of content now years because of how much we film get in there Discord, bada-bing, bada-boom.

We'll talk about that shirt later. Jason said he had something for us that he was really excited about. All right. What is it? Also, we can't see Jason today. We're going dark. Oh, Jason turned off the TV. Yeah, I don't know if you guys even know what he had planned.

I barely know what he had planned. I just got this idea randomly today. So we're going to go through Snapple facts, and some of them are completely fake and some of them are real, and you have to guess which ones are real or fake. Okay. Is this actual Snapple facts? I have real ones, and then the fake ones are either proven wrong or like...

Gotcha. What I'm asking you is, is Snapple lying to us? Yeah. He's asking if all these... Oh, there's definitely wrong Snapple facts. Dude, Danny... Snapple. Do you know what Danny used to do?

Danny used to fight tooth and nail if anybody had a Snapple fact because he wanted to read it. Well, no. This is totally misrepresenting what I did, though, is that everybody knew that I loved reading the Snapple facts, and so they would hide them from me and show them to everybody else and not show them to me. That is also true. So totally misrepresenting. I wasn't just like, oh, you have a Snapple? Give me that. That's kind of what you started to do.

It's what you started to do. Also, you forgot the fact that we also used to go, oh, my God, isn't this the most crazy fact you've ever seen in your life? Or even if I was alone with Danny, I would just go, oh, that's it. Not show him. Oh, that's interesting. Then he'd grab him by like that. I was being tormented, essentially. First of all.

And our other friend used to fucking take them and chew the cap, the metal cap. He would fold it in his mouth so that it was impossible to pry open, and I would never know the fact. That's actually genius. Dude, he put it in his mouth, crunch. It folded it in half. Couldn't open it. impossible. Can't get in there. Either way, I'm a Snapple fact aficionado, and I'm

going to get everyone right. This is a bit unfair. Danny has definitely read, forcefully and unforcefully, the most Snapple facts out of everybody. That's true, but... Some of them are Snapple facts, though. That's the thing, though, and a lot of the Snapple facts are wrong. So even if you've read them before, you wouldn't know if they're... Like, isn't the whole seven spiders crawl

in your mouth every year a Snapple fact? Yeah, that's wrong. That's bullshit. I'm already at six. I think it's gonna be way more than seven this year, so I don't know. I'm not gonna Slander Snapple. I don't know whether the facts are wrong or not. So not only do we have to tell if they're real or not, we have to then tell if...

It's a Snapple fact. That's not fair. All right, play at home. See how many you get right. All right, Jason. Jason, dumb question. How many do we have? Real facts, I think a little bit.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't tell us that. Don't tell us that. I'm saying how many are you going to ask? How many are you going to ask? I'll ask a few. All right. That doesn't answer the question either.

All right, first... We'll see how it goes. First of five. First of five. Wrong? Right, Jason. Who does it in wrong? Who does it in wrong?

If you ever played a game. It's like first one to lose a Monopoly wins. All right. First fact. True. No, I don't know. False. First fact is the phases of the moon are caused by the earth's shadow.

Oh. The moon are caused by the earth's shadow. Is it a time thing? No. I mean. I'm going to go true. It's going to take five minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to go false. I don't think it's by the Earth's shadow. I think it's by where the sun is. No, no. Isn't the sun the backlight of the moon? Right. Well, first of all. So why would the Earth?

Oh, the bow. Is that real? Is that real, though? Oh, wait. That's what you're saying. No, he's right. That's what I'm talking about. First of all, the moon's made of cheese.

Get that through your head right now. I'm going to go. I don't know. False. False. Would you go? True. I'm going true.

He copied my answer. It's false. I told you, bozos. I knew it wasn't because the sun's behind the moon Lunar eclipses are caused by the earth's shadow The phases happen because half the moon is always lit up As the moon moves around So it's only lunar eclipses

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa Well, yeah, that's true They would have to be behind the earth An eclipse is because of the earth? Lunar eclipse The not cool one Well, that's when the sun's all day Solar eclipse is the good one

Lunar eclipse is Solar eclipse is the sun's here The moon's here The earth's here If you switch these two, that's a lunar eclipse. What does that do? And the moon's behind us. But what does that do?

I guess it just makes the earth cast a shadow over the moon, apparently. But what does that... I'm saying, have we ever seen one? What does that matter? I'll give you a description. They happen more often. Oh, maybe that's what I get confused about. But I think, would the point be that you don't see it because the earth's casting a shadow?

Or how does that work? I guess the moon's just all black. I don't know. Next question. All right. We made it, cheese. Next fact. Dolphins are unable to smell.

Ooh. I don't know. This does sound like a Snapple fact. This sounds like something I would hide from Danny for sure. I'm going true. Unable, right? I'm going to go the one where they can't smell. So true.

Why would they need to smell? I think I'm going to go true too because dolphins are mammals, right? They can smell. I can't smell underwater. Can you? Oh, that's a good point. I already said true, so don't act like you smell. Even sharks can smell underwater.

They are not mammals. That's also true. But what does mammals have to do with it? Because he's a mammal. Dolphins aren't breathing underwater. They're holding their breath and they're doing it. So I'm going to say true. Wait, but what does that mean?

That means they can still smell, maybe. They don't have to come to the surface, though. How are you smelling if you're not breathing? Well, you surface. No, they just smell underwater. No, it didn't. No, it says dolphins aren't able to smell. You just made that part up with the question.

I did. I'm still going true. Don't they not have noses because they have a blowhole instead? They'd have to be smelling through their blowhole. You don't smell through your blowhole. Trust me. I have a blowhole. Trust me, I'm glad I don't.

I'm going true. Can you do a dolphin noise? I'm not doing it. Do yours. You're good at it. I can't do it. No, but you're good at it. I'm not good at it.

I've heard you do it. You've never heard me do it. Yes, I have. I've heard you do it at least twice. Oh, that wasn't it. Okay, all right. I got it. I'll set the stage.

I'll set the stage before you. Danny, make your best dolphin noise go. That was setting the stage? Yeah. I thought you were going to say, it's a sunny day in Sea World. All right, give me your chance. Give me your chance. All right, Danny.

here we go it's a sunny day everyone's at the beach and Dolphin Danny wants to impress all the people at the beach what noise

would Dolphin Danny make okay that's a lot of pressure he'd probably jump out of the water and go ehhh oh what

what actually was that that's your best dolphin noise I can't do the I can't do that I can't do it I can't do it

like in a row like that like I don't know did you see him jump out of the water he almost took the shape of a dolphin on for a second

well first of all when you want to mimic you got to recreate all the beach goers would be horrified it'd be a man it'd be a man screeching alright now we both

have to go I can't do it now I can't do it either I think anybody could follow that. All right, ready? That was tough. We could work on that.

Oh, that was good. That was good. Oh. Yeah. All right. Do yours one more time. We could all use smell. The real question is,

can either of these dolphins smell? I think we all have the same answer. All true. All right, you guys are right. True. Of course. That doesn't make any sense for them to smell.

Danny's winning right now. Two for two. Yeah, it's bullshit. He should lose a point for what I just went through. JT was floored he was literally that was crazy

I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that I expected a noise it wasn't really it was just a scream from a man

alright next fact mangoes can get sunburned this is true this is true I've read this on the Snapple fact

and I'm choosing to believe them I think they can I'm gonna join him in true don't give away your knowledge why can't I

give away my knowledge you're trying to win Yeah, but you said it's on a Snapple fact that it could also be false. You're just first to five right, right? Yeah. The thing is, I do think that they can get burnt by the sun. But is it like a specific thing? Like, oh, they got sunburned like we got sunburned.

Oh, it might be a peach. I'm going to say false. That's it? That's when you give the answer. Two trues and a false? Yes. All right. It's true.

Yes. We're all tied up. Stupid hoe. We're all tied up. I shouldn't have gave JT the answer. That was my fault. No, you shouldn't have. That was my fault.

You said it so confidently. If you said it, you could have played a mind game there, a poker face, where you went, I think true, and I wouldn't have followed it. Yeah, but then you wouldn't have believed that I actually knew it when I said, oh, I knew that the whole time and I got you. So the pride's more important. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think I could beat you on the long end, down the road. Okay. All right, next Snapple fact is only male fireflies can fly.

Oh, fuck. Have you ever seen a female? False. Can you tell the difference? Have you seen a female firefly? I refuse to believe that anything called a fly cannot fly. That's a good point. Second question.

The lightning bugs we see in New York, are those fireflies? Yes. But then why in the movies are they yellow? Fireflies glow green here. They're kind of neon green, I'd say. Yeah, but that's green. They're way more green than yellow. It's probably the regional.

Some are orange, I've heard. That's cool. That might be a fake. That might be a Snapple fact. Second question. Second question. Because if you look at a lightning bug's butt, it's yellow. So does that mean it flashes blue and it makes green?

I'm not following here. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like the shell is yellow, but the light is green. How does it do that? So it's like a colored bulb. Yeah. I don't really understand like animals that produce light. That's pretty crazy.

What other animals do that? The one, the fish in the sea with the thing. I feel like that one. Angler. Angler fish with the thing. Yeah, that makes sense. Bioluminescent stuff. I think I get that a little more than.

Like, what is... Maybe they heat up their butts really hot. I don't... I know. They have some kind of... It's honestly crazy. That fish amazes me. It's the most disgusting fish you can ever possibly see.

I think it's the most disgusting fish. It's disgusting. It's 80% head. It's just a giant head with a little tail. Damn, I'm sorry. Someone's mom was about to catch a stray. I didn't know who I was picking. I just didn't want to pick it.

What was the question, by the way? Only male fireflies can fly. I don't know. False. Yeah, I'm going false. I think I'm going false just to game the system because I don't know the answer. I need the same answer as him.

It just sounds made up. It is false. Oh, thank God. Okay, all right, all right, all right. We have three. Yeah, we left three. Good. I can't go against Danny unless I really know it.

I'm trying to win here. That's called strategery. All right, a duck's quack doesn't echo. False. What does that mean? False. A duck's quack does not echo. How is that possible?

How is that possible? This thing just defies sound and waves and physics. How is that possible? That's not possible. That's not possible. I might go true here. No, it's impossible. It's just a strategic.

If you guys are wrong about this, and it's just really huge pull ahead here. Danny can quack. Danny, make a quack noise. Do you have a duck quack? Quack. That was pretty good. Quack, quack.

Oh, that was real good. Yeah, that was good. Quack, quack. Yeah, that counts. No, it counts. I think that's a goose, but. If I put a duck in a tunnel, it's not going to go quack, quack, quack, quack.

How does that go? No, but he's right. It should. This doesn't make. I'm going true, and I'm going to have a huge pull ahead here. A duck's sound doesn't break physics. Why wouldn't we study that sound?

I don't understand why stuff echoes. Waves, sound waves, the clash. Is it in a vacuum? We didn't ask the right question. Is the duck in a vacuum? No. Okay. I'm going false.

Slide against the walls. They bounce off the walls. I'm going true and I just hope I pull ahead of you guys. We know how sound works. Yeah, I mean, there's, you know, we try. True. It's definitely false. It's false.

Thank God. Stupid. that was so easy that one was easy it was so easy I don't know that was actually on a Snapple

I don't know how that means and it said a duck's quack doesn't echo I think after a thousand Snapples the guy making

the Snapples Mythbusters do you remember the like there was like a rumor that the first Snapple fact

was like every odd Snapple fact is not true I thought the first Snapple fact was goldfish have a memory

of six seconds well it was a rumor that's why maybe you're right You know what a rumor means? And then there was another rumor that the first Snapple fact was every Snapple fact is not true. But then you are left to wonder, is that Snapple fact true? Because it's an odd number.

No, because it's the first. One of them said every Snapple fact is not true. Yeah, but then you said. And it was a Snapple fact. But then you said one of them said. So that means that every Snapple fact is true if you choose to believe it. Oh, I see what you're saying. That's paradoxical there for Snapple.

They broke time and space at that point. Yeah, but then they switch to plastic bottles, and they turn into losers. Are they still facts? Yeah, but they're on a plastic cap. Wait, they're still facts? I think so. No, there is. Oh, I haven't looked.

They have a snapper right here. You can't get rid of them. Oh, what's on that one? I think it's astronauts cannot burp in space. Wait, why the hell not? Why can't they burp in space? You need gravity to burp? Literally in space, maybe, because of vacuum, like I just said.

Yeah, in space. Oh, oh. Not in a space station. Literally in space, maybe. Yeah, I get it. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

Next one. An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars. Oh, you see there's a lot of nuances here. I'm going to go true as well. I don't know anything about electricity, but I know there's all kinds of different volts and watts and things. See, this is the risk I'm taking here. I think I'm going to go false

because I think it's three car batteries. You know what I mean? 50 cars it just said start the car yeah that's what I'm thinking I don't think it takes

that much electricity to start a car a gasoline powered car it's just it's just to ignite it right and fucking you know

because I want to keep the game going I'm going to go true I'm going to go true Kevin Gates started a car with his hands dude electrons

that's exactly what I was thinking it's true yeah alright I didn't goof there I didn't goof there you guys have 4 or 5

I think we're both at 5 but now we need a tiebreaker I think me and Danny are at five. Oh, we're at four? Oh, yeah. I'm on the learning guys. We're both at four. Oh, we're at four?

Yeah. Oh. Oh, wait, no, no, no. You're right. We're at five. All right, so we need a tiebreaker. JT's out. JT sucks.

Damn. I'm still going to play. Yeah, that's fair. I'm going to sabotage you guys. We're going to go until one of us wins. Give me a doozy. If I don't know the question, I'm just going to keep giving Danny's answer, and this has become the Snapple Fact episode.

No, I'm going to write it down if you don't. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. I'll write it down. Jason's in. All right, hold on. I've got to write it down. Because Antonio's trying to steal my answer.

He just admitted to it, so I'm writing it down. I'm not going to steal it, but whatever. Okay, what's the question? Here we go. The Statue of Liberty was the first electric lighthouse. I didn't know it was a lighthouse. I've never thought of it like that, but I guess that makes sense, right? What's the point of a lighthouse?

Is it just to tell you where the land is in the dark? In case of a storm? Yeah, I think it's a... So you don't crash into land? Well, I think it's also so you can get to land if you're having a problem as well. Okay. My dad's calling me. Should we try this?

Nope. Now he's leaving me a voicemail. Antonio, you suck. Antonio, you stupid bitch. What are you writing? I'm writing my answer, you bitch. Why don't you just type it? Why not just say it?

All right. He's a man of theatrics. I got my answer. All right. It's ready? Yeah. False. I just put yes.

It's false. Oh. I think the trick there is that the Statue of Liberty is not a lighthouse the Sauter Lighthouse in the United Kingdom

was actually the first lighthouse to use electricity I mean that's obvious I gave that to Danny I gave that to him Danny to be fair

Danny has read 4,000 more Snaffle facts than all of us also why don't you just write yes will you just play along

once my dad called I forgot what game we were playing wait so what is it instead of electricity

a big fire at the top? No, I think it is electricity. It's just wasn't the first one. I'm curious if it's a lighthouse. No, I'm saying what were they using for lighthouses before that? It was just a big fire? Oh, yeah, fire and a bunch of mirrors, I believe.

You owe me a Snapple, each of you. No, I think JT owes all of us Snapples because he lost. You all won, too. You lost as well. And then you owe me a Snapple. Guess what? Second place is first loser.

All right, so JT owes me a Snapple. He owes you, too. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. You both owe me a Snapple. But he owes me a Snapple as well. Yeah, yeah. That's what I just said.

I just said that. I just said that. But you owe me one. Yeah, I said that too. But you can't use the one JT just used. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.

Damn it. Anyway, I'd like a Snapple. Now, Jason doesn't know how to turn the TV back on, so we're going to watch this for a little bit. Oh, jeez. It was just off. Why didn't you just unplug the HDMI? I did.

That's what I did. Oh, and you turned it off? Next time, try saying Alexa mute. Oh, don't do that. Oh, now we're watching a movie. You think, obviously, the name Alexa has gone way down in popularity, right? You can't name your kid the robot name. That's true.

Also, people are suing for it. He couldn't figure it out. Suing for what? When their names are Alexa. Were they suing their parents? Amazon, right? Oh, you're saying they're suing Amazon because they can't say their name in their own home. Yeah.

Also, the fact that... Hold on, let me... Just don't buy an Alexa. Just don't buy an Alexa. Or can you change Alexa's name? To Robert? Yeah, it's a Robert. Well, to be fair, the fact that if someone says, hey, Alexa, on the TV, your Alexa goes off might be the dumbest thing ever.

It's like that infamous Burger King commercial. It's like, hey, Alexa, order Burger King. They said, hey, Siri, what are the ingredients in a Whopper? Oh, well, there you go. And then it played in everybody's houses, and it was essentially like, shut up, shut up. And then they played in everybody's houses, and it was kind of like vocal hacking. Honestly, that's kind of genius. And I do not think that that was an accident.

Oh, not at all. Let's say you were selling a product, and it's just in your commercial. There's someone in the house. It's like, Alexa, buy eight rolls of Scott's toilet paper. It's on the order, and we'd all sue them all, right? That's what commercials are going to be. It's just going to be forced purchases via the Alexa series. That's how they'll get you to start watching commercials again, because you can't let them sneak order something on your Alexa.

Bro, we were watching commercials last night. Oh, my God. And instead of watching a bunch of 30-second commercials, now on Hulu, you just watch a three-minute commercial every 10 minutes, which I think is fine. 10 minutes is a stretch. But I just – if everything is true and they're spying on us and listening to me and collecting all my data, can you please, like, give me a better commercial and not the same one three times in a row? Yeah, no. Can you do that? I will give you all of my information if you just do not give me the same commercial three times in a row.

It's true. It's true. It was quite miserable. And also 10 minutes in between each was literally a stretch. It might have been four minutes of show. If that, then four minutes of commercial. And this is for a paid service in Hulu, right? So the problem is because it was a paid service, all the commercials were just Hulu commercials, like pretty much.

But why are they putting commercials on a paid service? I don't know because I've been told that I'm paying for ad-free and I have been watching ads for years. So I don't know what program I'm on. I think it is because you have Hulu TV. So on Hulu, like on Hulu programs, you don't get ads. But on TV, you still get the TV ads. We were watching the 1% Club, and we had the idea that on Patreon we're just going to watch it, and we're all going to compete, and we'll just divvy up punishments or drinks or something. It's honestly a very fun show to watch.

Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it was. Danny got all of them wrong. Listen, I know that they have to do this, but the entire game show, like, and here we go. The thing that's about to happen is going to happen after this break. I can't stand it. Then you have three minutes of commercials. Yeah, three minutes, 40 seconds to be exact.

It was terrible. And Antonio said, I would rather just watch 10 minutes of commercials, which I totally agree with, like at the beginning. Oh, that's crazy, though. Well, you're watching that anyway. But you really wouldn't watch it. You know, it's like, oh, this is the 10 minute commercial time. That's why they don't do it, probably.

And then you go, you know, you go make a snack while the 10 minute commercial time's on. It's like a loading of your video. Yeah, the advertisers wouldn't like that because it would just be like, oh, this is like, get all our snacks and our things and our whatchamacallsit. Go take a pee, answer some calls, write some emails. Mute the TV, maybe even. Well, you could give them something. No, you can't mute the TV while the commercial's on.

Did you see that shit? And this really does feel like where it's heading, that they have thought about using eye tracking to see if you have looked at the commercial. So if you get an ad, they will track your eyes, and you have to look at the screen while the ad plays to get past it, or else it will just pause. that's that's that feels like too much that one that one that part feels like too much that feels

like get away from that feels like too much that feels like if you do that i will try i will now be a advocate for not your product like i will i will if someone's using it i'll go don't do it you would create an enemy out of me yeah it's just like a burger king we have the wall hey Make eye contact. Look at me. Look at me in the eyes. Look at the king's eyes right now. Look at the king's eyes.

Right now. And then they're going to start selling glasses that have like eyes on the front. This world is going to be crazy. Like how to keep tigers away with the face on the back. Yeah, it's just like the glasses with eyes and you know it's like the perforated holes so you can still see through. You ever see those? Like sometimes you have a graduation and it'll be like class of 2020.

But it's all holes. Yeah, yeah. I used to wore those. I used to wear those non-ironically, and I would have been okay if I was pushed to the ground during that time. It is a phenomenon. How can you see through that? What? It's like costumes.

You can only see through it one way. Why is that? Well, if you get close enough, I think you can see through it that way. Oh, I see what you're saying. You got to get real close. Real close. Yeah, real close. It's like how sometimes eventually you don't see the frames of your glasses.

Yeah, they're gone. I mean, I have to wear these all the time. I have to. So I don't see the frames anymore forever. You guys don't see the frames? Do you see it like... Do you guys see your nose? No.

I see my nose a little bit. Well, I mean, you do a little. If you... If I do this, I can see it. If I just look straight ahead, I can see it. But, like, it's been there for so long it hasn't changed that my vision kind of just blocks it out. But I can see it. I think that's how that goes.

Yeah, yeah. But if I think about it, like, I see... Can you look at your own nose? What the fuck was that? Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. I don't think that's how you do it. Can you cross-eyed yourself? Yeah, but I'm not doing that.

Why? I don't want you to have that. Cross-eyed? I don't want you to have that. Cross-eyed yourself. I don't want you to have that. I'll just make you cross-eyed anyway. I have the power.

Well, I didn't like that at all. I didn't like that at all. On a thumbnail at least. This is Photoshop terrorism. That's what that is. Can you make your eyes look two different ways? No. He only does that when he's crying.

No, I can't. What was that attempt? So I think if you cross-eyed and then make one eye go like this, you can. I feel like I cannot control each eye separately. No, but. All right. Definitely cross-eye. What?

You're doing it. You're doing it right now. You're doing it. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no. You failed there. I can't. Well, you did it.

You did it. I know this is not how it works, but I get scared that I'm going to get stuck like that. That's trauma from a young age. It's definitely happened to one person. No. It definitely happened. You're like this, then you have a muscle spasm and go, oh. everything everything has happened to one person yeah now i feel like you're trying

no oh i wasn't even trying to do it see oh my god now it's happening i will sue who you him when someone has a lazy eye here we go don't they still they still see everything normally right i don't know their brain like adjusted they say but i don't really understand how that's possible i don't know either but like they can have one eye like this It's one that kind of veers off, and supposedly they just still see everything normally. Also, I know there's an etiquette. I forgot what it is. I think you just stare at the eye that is not lazy.

You stare at the non-lazy, the active eye. I just stare at the nose. Yeah, you just stare here. That's an old business trick. The top of the forehead? In between the eyebrows. It looks like you're staring. You ever just stare at someone's ear just to fuck with them?

No. You're just like, you psychopath. Dude, what's up? What's up, Danny? Yeah, Danny. they do this at first and then like they look behind him

it's like no I'm just looking at you do I got something on me no then you switch ears you switch ears yeah what the hell you got there

I'm sorry doing that to him he wouldn't be able to handle that I can't I can't handle this like mental manipulation you throw like an inquisitive look like that would get him

that would get him so bad that would get him so bad I would just stop mid-sentence and go what the fuck are you looking at here he would not be able to continue That would get him so bad. It really would.

He's like, what the fuck are you looking at? You guys should try it at home. Yeah, try it during your next friendly outing. Yeah. Do it against someone you enjoy, I guess, because it depends. All right, Jason. Number two. Number two.

Number two? You want me to take a shit? Yes. Are we just keeping it factual? Because I see 10 science facts. We might as well keep it factual. I think that's what he's using. They're false.

That's what I was using. Oh, interesting. Wait, what? Yeah, like we only use 10% of our brain. That's been – that was a big one back in the day. First of all, it was really cool when I thought that we were only using 10% of the brain. Yeah. That's way cooler.

Imagine being 100. Exactly, dude. I thought that if we could use 100% of our brain, we could like make stuff levitate. Yeah. I just – I thought that, oh, maybe I could unlock 12%, you know, something. Yeah. The writer of Limitless really took that concept and ran with it. So did the one –

Great movie, by the way. So did the one with Scarlett Johansson. Oh, that one's weird, though. She unlocked a hundred. No, no, no. That's her. And that's not the movie I'm talking about. There was one where she had a drug, like Limitless, where it made her super smart using, and Morgan

Freeman was in it, using 100% of your brain, and she essentially turned into mist. She was a god. Yeah, she turned into a god, yeah. Clara? It's a woman's name. It's a woman's name? Yeah. It's like in the Scarlett Johansson god movie.

No, probably not that. Scarlett Johansson, smart movie. Lucy. Lucy. I told you. I told you. You dumb, dumb butt. Wait, what's Lucy again?

So she gets kidnapped and drug-muled, and a bunch of drug gets put in her gut, and then it leaks, and it makes her super smart using 100% of your brain. The unfortunate part of this movie is it came out directly during the time where they said that's not true, which was unfortunate for them.

And then she started being able to morph her body into different people. Yeah, she was like a black blob at the end. She started, like, seeing, like, the code of the universe. Yeah, I think she went into the laptop, and Morgan Freeman went, we don't want to reach 100% of human evolution, something like that. Limitless is much cooler. Well, it's much cooler. Much, much cooler.

They made a show. Yeah, the show is actually not terrible. You know, I think the real – wait, can you check? Because I think the real answer is, like, 35%. No. We're still not at 100%. No, it's 100%. I don't think so.

But also, using more percent of your brain doesn't make you smarter. You're using more than 10% of your brain right now just reading this sentence? Well, that's upsetting. So I think the reason is if you're dealing with, you know, if you're talking in conversation, you're using that part of your brain, there's no need to use the mathematical part.

Like 100 doesn't... You mean at the same time. Oh yeah, at the same time. But you do use 100% of your brain at different points. Well, yeah. Some of us do. Scientific people use 100% of their brain over the course of a day right that's what you that's what you're saying you know and i'm saying at any one given time on like a fucking cat scan or whatever there's only 30 lighting up my question is it

said that using 10 of your brain is just reading that sentence what about everything else that makes this machine run that we don't do what percentage is that that had to be more than 10 off jump we're on natural autopilot in many ways yeah what's that 40 it has to be something this engine's always running even when you're sleeping it's running what a terrible I used to think

that it'd take 7 years to digest gum people used to just be saying that yeah I'm not sure why is it to stop kids from eating gum I think swallowing it

swallowing gum gives you a good choke I saw a video of this guy that was trying to fit an orange in his mouth or a lemon and then his friend

while he was doing that just went and put the lemon in his mouth and he started to not be able to get out that happened to somebody in my school

what do you mean I don't want to death story no he didn't die okay good but he for some reason this is like middle school he was at the end of the table with his mouth open and they're like his friend was rolling the orange down to see if it would get in his mouth and he rolled it so fast it literally got lodged in his mouth and then and then you can't chew or open your mouth wide enough to get it out it was just stuck in there yeah he like rants to the nurse and like everyone's trying to like grab it out like a dog

like you know when you're trying to get something in your dog's mouth but also I mean it's hard to stay calm during that

I'm sure you're able to breathe as long as you're able to breathe but you probably have to get scissors or a knife kind of

and cut it and make it smaller how do you make it smaller I don't know that's why I've always been worried about putting my fist in my mouth

you know how people say that's why you're worried about that you know how people do that and say oh can you put your fist in your mouth

first of all not even close I think this is like a sexual thing for girls no it's not for girls What?

Fist in your mouth? No, fisting. I think it's about how much, like, dick you can fit in your mouth. Oh, my God. No, no. Yeah, dude, it is. I'm telling you. It's just like a, oh, can you, like, pat your head and rub your tummy type thing.

I don't think it's like that either. Yeah, can you put your fist in your mouth? It's like a party trick thing. I don't think it's a party trick either. It is definitely a party trick. But I was always worried about it getting stuck in there. Danny, look at your fist next to your mouth. That is a full-grown potato.

What did you think was getting in there? I mean, I guess. Open your mouth next to your fist. You have a tiny mouth hole, too. What's getting in there? You're trying it anyway. I probably have to go like this first. We don't want to see.

We don't want to. I think you do start with this, and then you move towards a fist. Now you're just talking about fisting. I think they go full fist first. Jason. I'm going to put a fist in your mouth, Jason. Hey, yo, put something in your mouth. Everyone's got to calm down.

There's people watching. There's people here. This is a Patreon. Elephants are the only animal that can jump? That's definitely right. They can't jump. You can't read. You can't spell.

You can't type. They can't jump. They can't jump. But then the next line is, you ever seen a slug jump? What's a bug? It's still an animal. Also, I... No.

It's an insect. Part of the animal kingdom. Are we sure elephants can't jump? The kingdom of animals. How would you stop with the kingdom? Which the humans are the kingdom. Who's wearing... Oh, okay.

Fine. What'd you say? What was the question? Are we sure elephants can't jump in the first place? They don't have knees. off the ground at the same time. They can hop up to their hind legs, I think. I think they do that

at the circus. They do, and they roll on a ball. How did they get up there? Well, they haven't done that in many a long time. Dinosaurs and cavemen lived at the same time? That can't be true. No. People actually think that, though. I mean, it's possible. Kind of. I've heard people be like, oh yeah, our ancestors

run away from dinosaurs. First of all, they did live alongside some fucking monster. Half the things that they had to go through might as well have been dinosaurs. You see, if saber... Danny thought saber-toothed tigers existed, weren't extinct, were real, by the way.

That was on video. I don't specifically recall that, but I'm sure, you know, there's a wealth of video evidence to me being a dumb, stupid idiot. Dumb butt. And right sometimes. And right sometimes.

No, I just remember going, you know, like saber-toothed tigers. And he goes, what about them? How they're not real. He's like, what are you talking about? No, extinct, not real. Not real. That's a little extreme.

Someone find the video. It might have been on Patreon. The 60 million year gap between the last dinosaur and the first human is shorter than the time between the Stegosaurus and the T-Rex. Wait, they didn't... Stegosaurus and T-Rex didn't happen at the same time? No. They happened over 60 million years apart.

No, less than 60 million years apart. No. Oh, no, you're right. No, you're right. No, you're right. Because I've heard this before. They say that, like, you and a stegosaurus are closer to existing than a stegosaurus and a T-Rex or whatever. What does that – what are you talking about?

Not you. What is that – That's what that fact means. What was T-Rex fighting against? Fucking other dinosaurs, not stegosaurus. But stegosaurus. And just, like, weird land fish. Like, there must have been so much time where, like, the things that came out of the ocean just, like, couldn't really move.

And were just, like, flopping around on the beach. They definitely live close to the water. What is that? Oh, I got it backwards, actually, but yeah. No, they got it backwards, I think. So Stegosaurus was further than the T-Rex, and then there's an Xbox controller. You know what?

I love when people talk about this era. They always use the word primordial soup. That sounds good. I think that's before this era. There is nothing that sounds good about that. That sounds disgusting. You wouldn't like primordial soup? First of all, I know for a fact I wouldn't like it.

It kind of sounds like it has, like, it kind of sounds like it would have, like, pieces of technology in it for some reason. It sounds like someone came in it. Stop coming in food. Would you stop coming in food? Primordial soup. But that just refers to all the little, tiny, you know, cells.

Yeah, I think so. Organisms. What part of that sounds good? Because now he's right. Well, now he's right. Primordial soup is basically yogurt. What are you talking about? Who wants their soup to be yogurt?

Now it sounds worse. I'm just saying, like, yogurt has single-celled organisms in it. Oh, that's true. When you're eating yogurt, you're eating a primordial fucking cream. He said it so many times. You're eating primordial cream. You're just talking about cum again. No, that is true, too.

He said it. First of all, if you call it primordial cream, that's jizz. I don't care what anyone says. That's jizz. How taken aback would you be if someone... Stop. Stop. Yes.

Extremely. The answer is primordial cream. The answer is very, whatever the question. What does the word primordial mean? We might be using it wrong. What does primordial mean? You ever just use words and hope that no one goes, I don't think that's what that means.

I know Danny does it all the time. Dude, and then someone goes, sorry, I don't know that word. What does that mean? I go, I don't fucking know either. No, Danny would never do that. You got to keep to the bit. Yeah, well, it depends on how deep you're in.

You know what happened to me the other day? Sorry, go ahead. Yeah, sorry. We're just so excited talking to you. But I was talking about a show, and I mixed up the show with the name of another show that I actually did watch. And I was talking to somebody,

and I was like, oh, yeah, I've watched that show. And then they started talking to me about it, and I immediately realized, like, oh, that is not the show I watched. But I literally just said I watched it to them, and so now I just have to go along with whatever they say. They're like, oh, yeah, what do you think of this character? I'm just like, yep. Yeah. Kind of an asshole, right? What do you mean?

He's the nicest character. What do you think? Very nuanced. Very, very, very iconic. Because I couldn't fess up that I was totally thinking about the wrong show. Well, obviously now the next question is. What show? There you go.

What show did they say? Love Island. What show did you think they said? Love is Blind. It's the same shit. It's not. You could literally give the same exact answer. I successfully bullshitted my way.

I thought you were going to say The Land Before Time and Breaking Bad. No, no, no. I thought you were going to say something. It's the same show. every question you give me about either of those shows I can give the same answer and it'd be right

yeah yeah I think he's kind of a bozo but he's got a good heart yeah she's a little dumb but she's cute listen I fucking made my way through this

I navigated this unknown territory first of all pretending to watch or enjoy either of those shows was your problem in the first place well I was talking about

how I watched Love is Blind on two times speed why even watch the show just because I just don't like the pacing of it so I just put it on two times and let it rip

sometimes I watch this podcast on two times speed. It's not like our pace. It's not like our pace. Maybe someone else is doing it. You're like, just start talking really fast. It's just,

no, it's just that I- Let's talk really slow and now they're listening at normal speed. It's like, well, you couldn't catch us now, could you? It's just that

I want to hear what you were all saying so much and so it's like, if you put it on two times speed, it's just like, right, super fast, right into the veins.

Sometimes I watch things on two times speed. No, not, two times is fast. 1.5. 1.75 is a nice sweet spot. That's right in the middle. But my point is, some things, if I'm in a good mood or the right mood,

things get like four times funnier. I don't know why. Because he's like, me, me, squawk, squawk, squawk. Yeah, a little squeaky. It's like, come on, Danny. All right. Yeah, Jason's giving us the old one-two blue skidoo. Get the hell out of here.

JT, tell them where to find you. You can find me on Instagram at the Jballs. You can find me at DannyIsWatching and in a steaming hot bath of primordial soup. We're going to end there.