Picky Boys Podcast - Every Hour…Your World Just STOPS!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #390

Episode Date: August 31, 2025

Join the Patreon and unlock 700+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's podcast, Antonio, JT, Jason, and Danny discuss the picky boys leak that almost destroyed the set, Anton...io's trip around the world, a world where you have to fall asleep at 7pm, and how much freezing in place for four seconds every hour is worth! Let us know in the comments down below if you would take this deal! KARTIOTHON MERCH OUT NOW! 🏁 - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE KARTIOTHON DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Are you going to bring some? Welcome back to the Pinky Boys podcast. Leave it in, but redo it. Why? Just because. Why? That's not the first thing people want to hear. I think that's the first thing people want to hear.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Not even close. It was a little toad. It was a little toady. I always have toad in me. I heard it more as like a kid cartoon character. Oh. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:00:21 You ever see an adult do like a child's voice, a voice actor? Wow. Yeah, yeah. Kind of like that. No, then it was really toady. That's a child. What's a child? Oh, I can't wait to go.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Oh, back to Toad. So much back to Toad. I can't wait to go on the Ferris wheel. Why is he from the South also? Do your best child impression. Hi, everybody. Oh, I heard something. I think JT is.
Starting point is 00:00:50 No. Everything's still good. I don't know what that was. No, nothing. He just turned on a camera. Martin, you can't. That's the scariest noise. Martin's just playing around back there,
Starting point is 00:01:00 and he did the dreaded, there's a specific noise the camera makes that makes us like... Oh, add a battery. We all just went... The feeling when your alarm goes off is like what it was. It's the noise of when the camera stops.
Starting point is 00:01:13 Yeah. It doesn't matter. We're trained to hear that noise, but everything, and then everyone looks around, we're good. Don't do that again. Stop playing with things back there.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Jason's being annoyed by Martin back there. No, I loved it. He said that through his teeth. All right, well, anyway. Well, that just gave me a mini heart attack, so. Yeah, how's it going? How are you doing? Good.
Starting point is 00:01:35 How are you doing? I feel better. There's a giant leak that happened. Oh, yeah, explain your leaky pipes. I came home. It's not a leaky pipe. I came home from my Disney trip, and I got Chaz over, because usually I convince Chaz if I give him a couple drinks, he'll help me do housework or yard work.
Starting point is 00:01:53 So I went to go get Chaz, and in my head, I'm like, okay, let's clean up the basement, It deserves a nice cleaning. I got to move stuff. And where we put everything is in that closet. The first thing I do is open up the closet door, probably about four inches of water. Oh, did it like... No, it didn't come over. It stood right at that lip.
Starting point is 00:02:10 So it was four inches of water completely flooded everything in there, tell us. And I was looking, and in my head, I wanted to be so productive. But immediately what I wanted to do was jump off a bridge. Like as unproductive as someone can be is the first thing I wanted to do. So, I wanted to drown myself in that four inches of water. I think you should have. Well, you know, not what I mean. That's not what I mean.
Starting point is 00:02:34 What are we? No, sorry, sorry. Captain Guy over here. I would have been very upset about that. You would have been upset. You would have mourned your... I would have been slightly impressed of drowning in such a small pool. Yeah, I don't think you could do it personally.
Starting point is 00:02:47 You probably would have, like, blamed Chaz. Like, Chaz would have had to, like, really hold me down probably. Oh, you think your body will flip over instinctually? For sure, unless you really want it. You'd have to really, really want it. So I saw the four inches of water, and immediately I'm like, well, I can't get anything done today. This is an immediate problem.
Starting point is 00:03:04 So now me and Chaz are pretending like we're swashbuckling buccaneers in the bottom of a pirate ship, and our captain sucks and blew a hole because we're taking buckets and just red Solo cups and just shoveling water out of there. Did you at least sing a shanty while you did that? No, it wasn't singing shanty mood. Honestly, what'd you do with a drunken sailor? What'd you do?
Starting point is 00:03:22 I think it'd be one of the more depressing ones. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, it'd be more like that. Where you see the giant wave and monster come over. So I got the water out, and I thought the problem was solved because the AC filter was clogged. So I fixed that. First problem you check, apparently.
Starting point is 00:03:40 So that's good. You're learning something. Fixed it. Ran the AC the whole night. Woke up. Went downstairs. Flooded again. So it wasn't a problem.
Starting point is 00:03:48 So I had to call a guy, and then he came and hopefully fixed it. now i gotta turn on the walls mold everywhere never seen as much mold as i possibly can were there any uh priceless family heirlooms in that closet no it just it was just my old my dad's old stuff you know like there was just metal bars there was like tiles bad stuff yeah it's just dad stuff it was like bolts i'm like so it's just tedious stuff to get out of that little crevice and the whole time i was cursing my dad i'm sure his ears were ringing no i'm not a dad yet but uh i definitely like you ever have something that like oh it's like a cable maybe like two cables came with your thing one is like a usba one's usbc and you're like well i'm not
Starting point is 00:04:29 gonna throw this other one away like what if i need a usbc to usba cable like i'll put it in a drawer somewhere i feel like there's a natural distinction to save this stuff you see yeah but the dad level is like you have a a piece of plywood that's like eight inches across in the shape of a triangle and it's like well i could use this maybe like a table it's gonna get loose exactly but that's that's kind of good thinking it kind of is the thing is usually i'd say most of it you probably won't use what's most because most feels like too low a percentage i would say near all i saw some of the stuff is right all the stuff that was in there is just out in a big pile yeah it's all i saw that i there was some there was some nice stuff in there you know yeah probably
Starting point is 00:05:12 all broken because the thing was flooded yeah that's true that's the point you know i might i'm just saying i might have to have a uh a quick looky loo yeah quick looky loo i will saw everything in half before you get one of those things king solomon over here i will saw i will saw everything in half before you get one of those things what do you just because because because also just a clearance sale going on a business because also captain home the whole day didn't come down saw the story saw the news didn't come down to help at all and now you're gonna take You're going to rummage through my buried treasure on the pirate ship that sunk? No, I'm cutting it all in half.
Starting point is 00:05:44 First of all, don't ever tell me. Don't say I heard the story and didn't come down. I absolutely know what it is, and I know that if I came down, I would have been like, hey. And you guys would have been like, what do you want? Go upstairs. So don't tell me to come down. Okay, fine. I gave you my condolences the next time I saw you, and that's all I can do.
Starting point is 00:06:08 What would you rather me do? JT, I'm going to flip out. JT, you've got to chime in. JT, how helpful is he in any situation? You've got to chime in. That's exactly what I'm saying. You've got to help. Would you have not reacted exactly like that?
Starting point is 00:06:18 Would you have not said, go upstairs, Danny? If I just came down and was like, hey. Danny, this is called weaponized incompetence. But is it true, though? Yes. Okay, perfect. But it's like, then you don't get to have treasure also. You don't get to then have treasure.
Starting point is 00:06:35 You can't have both. You can't not do any of the work to help and get the treasure. You just said it was trash. Yeah, but one man's trash is going to be your trash as well because I will cut it in half. There will be no treasure at all. I saw a suitcase in there. That's probably filled with water.
Starting point is 00:06:49 That's pretty old. Yeah, I wouldn't open that. Yeah, I wouldn't. That wasn't what I was looking for. Wait, the big carry-on? No, that's not a carry-on. The big check-in one? That's a check-in bag.
Starting point is 00:06:58 That's a big boy bag. If anything, I was also looking for stuff, like dumb stuff that I could use for videos. You know, whenever I'm walking on the street, if I see a big TV or something, I'm like, how can we use this trash and like maybe break it for a video because i don't want to waste our things you know i'm begging you to not bring trash into the house i don't know that'd be very nice i don't know i don't know are you the type that uh would you be okay with if i found like a
Starting point is 00:07:23 good perfectly good couch a couple blocks down on the street and brought it in i was like danny i got this for the living room see couches are are hard because it's like there might be a bug thing that's it but but like a table 100 percent okay or like a chair that doesn't have like many cushiony parts 100 to be fair i would trust danny with like rummaging and finding good trash than jt oh thanks i don't think that's a i mean i think it is i'm not offended by me not receiving the compliment so it's fine but uh dude i don't think my family's ever bought a couch not one time everything's from the street or like from a friend who's throwing it away honestly there was a time where
Starting point is 00:08:03 actually still, except for the new sets, because we buy those, but every piece of furniture, I just take. And then I try my best to kind of make it cohesive and feng shui. But if someone's tossing a couch, I'm taking it. I agree. And also,
Starting point is 00:08:19 a couch needs to be broken in. A couch that is used is going to be more comfortable day one than a brand new couch. That's true. That's a fact. Okay. Day one. It only takes like a week to break it in. So then I feel like you could put in the work and get a new couch. No, I understand that.
Starting point is 00:08:33 But I'm saying day one, you give me a new couch, you give me a broken-in couch, I'm going to have a better time on the broken-in couch. Especially if it's leather. You got to break in that leather. I have my couch is like the driver's seat pocket, how you lose everything. That's my couch in every section. So much so where I can't trust anybody. They have to empty their pockets before they sit down.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Because they've lost so many things. countless. Martin, to find the things he has, he just stands up and lets it all fall on the ground. Because he loses everything every second. I mean, it does clobber up items in a vicious way. I think you guys just have whack pockets. You guys
Starting point is 00:09:14 have whack pockets. Well, a lot of us wear, you know, athleisure. What? Athleisure. It's like, you know, like a basketball short. It's like an athleisure. We're not playing basketball in them. Yeah, no. We're just leisuring. We're leisuring. It's athleisure. It's athleisure.
Starting point is 00:09:29 And notoriously, basketball shorts, whack pockets. Very silky pockets. No, 100%. I mean, you sit down and you stand up and you walk away and your phone's on the couch now. Inside the couch. That's my whole point. That's why everyone has to empty their pockets now. He's checking his pockets right now.
Starting point is 00:09:45 He lost something. I think that's going to be solved because most of what they lose is vapes. And the vapes are becoming bigger now. Big vapes. Because they were getting smaller for a while. They were getting smaller. There was a race to make them as small as possible. Now they're getting bigger.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Okay, big vapes. I don't know. I feel like you could lose your laptop in there. That would be concerning. Some of our friends have some fucking car battery vapes. They've got to hook up the jumper cables. Oh, you want to hit? It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:10:13 It has a screen on it. It has a screen. That's what I'm saying. Half of them look like a McDonald's Happy Meal toy you can play now. Yeah. It's just confusing. That's true. I don't even know what you're supposed to do with them.
Starting point is 00:10:22 That's true. Speaking of the couches thing, how many cows do you think go into a leather couch? Like a big leather couch? That's a great question. I couldn't possibly answer that question. Four, no. I'd say it's got to be at least four. Six, no.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Well, have you ever seen like a cow rug? No. I feel like that's, no, like a cow hide rug. You've never seen that? Danny, I don't know the places you frequent. Brother, type in cow hide rug. I feel like I've seen like bear hide rugs. I'm saying I think this is probably like the most amount of usable leather per cow.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I've never seen it. No, you can see the cows. You've never seen this? Whose house is this in, Dan? You've never seen this? I've never seen somebody with this. Dude, you can literally see the cows' juicy cheeks in that skin. And you know what's funny?
Starting point is 00:11:08 This one's definitely like a fake one. What's funny about that? Too symmetrical or what makes you say that? A lot of people don't like it because, you know, veganism and whatnot. Dude, if you're a vegan, you shouldn't even want a cow skin rug. I don't care if I go to your house and it's like, oh, yeah, I'm vegan, but it's a fake cow skin rug. So I'm allowed. I'm like, yo, you're not a real one.
Starting point is 00:11:28 I don't think they would like it. Also, they're cheaper. Buy a lot. That would make more sense. Can we look up the price of a real cow skin rug, please? But we're going to guess first. We're going to guess first. Oh, I'm going to say a real one?
Starting point is 00:11:38 I'm going to say, I'll run you $150. I mean, it's one whole cow. JT, $150. Yeah, no. Anything more? Oh, way more. Come on, bro. Rugs, I mean, rugs.
Starting point is 00:11:47 You'd be hard-pressed to find a rug for $150. I mean, ours is like $20. Wow. But it's not from a, yeah. It also looks like blue cheese. Yeah, it's a bad, it's a very bad rug. It's not a bad rug. It's a very bad rug.
Starting point is 00:11:57 I would say $350. Low side. Oh, I would say at least a real one, I would say at least $1,500. High side. Yeah. No, no, no. Look up real cow high rug. $1,500.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Oh, my gosh. Please look this up because he was right on the edge. No, I actually am not. But, I mean, you're using an entire cow. Can we start perusing? Can you go to Sheepskin House US, the website, the shop, please? I want to see what else they sell here. obviously it's not just wow you could pick it like you're ordering a hat it's pretty sick honestly
Starting point is 00:12:31 it's really not that cool and each one's gonna be totally unique it will it will you should do a prices right of just things with jt because i don't live on a farm bro no these people aren't wait have you ever seen the tiktok also we did do prices right did he win no have you ever seen uh things uh the tiktok trend it's like things i don't think my boyfriend knows what it is yeah I think we should do a Wednesday video where we each try to find, like, a list of things. Oh, I'd love that. That'd be great. That we each don't know what they are.
Starting point is 00:13:01 I don't think I could be gotten. You could definitely be gotten. Is it multiple choice? No. No. What? Can I get two answers? We'll format how to make it.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Will there be a hot and a cold? We'll format how to make it into a video, but look out for that. It's not. Generally speaking, those aren't, like, competitions. they just this is what the picky boys do we can make anything
Starting point is 00:13:25 into a competition anything it's true yeah no he's probably right alright Jason it's time I know you've been itching I was gonna ask you
Starting point is 00:13:33 how was your Disney trip but it was alright it was alright it was good oh I saw oh wait hold on I got a grape with you
Starting point is 00:13:38 you got a grape I saw on your sister's Instagram not that I'm stalking but I saw on your sister's Instagram unfollow her by the way that you were there
Starting point is 00:13:49 and you drank around the world and she had a little you know uh fake tattoo with a little checklist of each place to drink around the world yes my and you did not yes my sister did antonio what is what is i didn't say i'm just trying to say it's feminine what is feminine what is feminine about a tattoo of the the challenge that you're participating in that sounds quite fun i'll be honest that's fun and good instagram content i'm just clarifying you're talking about the one that my sister had on her arm yes yeah there wasn't enough tattoos for everybody yeah oh yeah right does it make sense danny would have a gripe with that what the hell it's a you're very performative like you like that
Starting point is 00:14:32 you're very performative you'd be like look i gotta look i think all of your instagram followers would have liked that i think they would have enjoyed but i had to enjoy as much as i can you already post you're already posting about it anyway so might as well post a little thing i had to enjoy as much as i can because i knew i was having too much fun and there was something lurking in the shadows so so the fucking four inches that were in that closet it's just how it goes life resets if things are going too good get ready because life will reset you flood in the basement probably a german word for that because that's a pretty common feeling like something i don't know if i said something bad things are going too good the shoe's gonna drop
Starting point is 00:15:11 and something awful is gonna happen i think that's just life isn't that the word isn't that What that is? I guess so. I guess so. I just knew I was on Velocicoaster, and I was just having too much fun. And I'm like, damn, something's going wrong somewhere. And I knew it. I knew it.
Starting point is 00:15:26 All right. What Patreon goal is the Picky Boys Drink Around the World video? It will certainly include the tattoos. I promise you that. Oh, it's going to do real ones. No, yeah. Real tattoos. Yeah, we'll have a traveling tattoo artist.
Starting point is 00:15:36 No, that'll definitely include the tattoos, of course. I just didn't want to keep track, honestly. Put a number on it. 2,000? I feel like that's good. Sounds like it. Because we have to get there, get the tickets, and go around the world. Sounds good to me.
Starting point is 00:15:46 That's only 720 patrons away. Patreon.com slash picky boys. Get us there. Get us there. And if you get us to 10,000, Danny's going to be in a bear cage. I'm not letting that go away. And we're going to – we might as well start saying it now because it's a month away. We are coming up on 31 days of October.
Starting point is 00:16:01 For anybody who doesn't know, we release a Patreon video every single day in October. 31 videos. So get in there, if only for a month. Get in there. Yeah. And then you get 31 videos plus the – how many are in there? Hundreds. Thousands.
Starting point is 00:16:15 And then you can leave. We'll cry, but you can leave. You can leave right after. They'll stay. You'll stay. You'll want to stay. Because you'll love everybody in there and us, and we'll kiss. So why wouldn't you stay?
Starting point is 00:16:25 Great plug. I love that. Thank you. Jason, that's how my Disney trip went. There was a dark, dark rain flood cloud hovering over me. All right. I'm changing the price. I have two questions, but...
Starting point is 00:16:38 Which one's your least favorite question? Let's start there, because we go through two. All right. Second question. Sorry. Is there poo-poo or pee-pee? No, there's none. Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Wow, yay. You can't do two in a row. It's unusual. Oh, my two in a row. It's been like seven in a row. Computer just crashed. Give me a sec. Do you have it memorized?
Starting point is 00:16:57 And it happens again. Nothing goes. Would you rather pee out your butt? Stop it. Stop, stop, stop. I got you. All right. So this is $1 billion.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Holy, taking it. But you have to go to sleep at 7 p.m. for the rest of your life. magically you just fall asleep what time do i wake up eight hours yeah i'd say eight hours wait so what is that that's like you wake up at like 3 a.m 3 a.m well i mean you can sleep longer right yeah oh yeah you i mean if you want if you sleep shorter i feel like a good 12 hours you wake up at seven or six even if you wake up at six you won't be rested but can i sleep shorter you cannot sleep for an hour well not an hour no no no i'm gonna do five eight hours minimum eight hours minimum eight hours minimum fair because he's trying to cat nap and then get the money i'm
Starting point is 00:17:43 I'm trying to sleep for five hours, wake up a little groggy, and then go out with the boys at midnight. A billion dollars? Yes. I'll do it. So it's 7 p.m. each. It was a million. It was a million?
Starting point is 00:17:52 It was a billion. A billion? Yeah, bro. Oh, okay. Well, I said he was taking it. Do a million. That's a much better part. No, because if it's a million, I'm not doing it.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Do 10 million. I don't know how to nerf this one, but the other one I nerfed. The thing is, it's like- What was the original? Yeah, what was the original price? That is the original. I'm saying the other question. All right, we're not there yet.
Starting point is 00:18:11 we're not doing a billion it's just it's too much to say no to but there is a there is a high number that i would still say no to this because you're basically getting rid of every like night out let's say uh you can never you can never do new year's eve ever again 500 mil taking it oh that's a lot what i'll find all day drink i don't care bro new year's i'm celebrating the next day with all the people that had a new year's resolution with my billion i'll say i would say no to this at 10 million dollars suck my ass you're taking it i would say no at 10 million dollars honestly would you say no at 11 million no i mean all right all right it's that extra mil what what else do you miss out on besides like going out oh a lot dinners like every dinner i'm trying to
Starting point is 00:18:59 run through this my head to come up with a number so like every every dinner every dinner would have be way too early. Essentially every party or wedding or like event essentially. Okay, okay, okay. This is raising my number. You are missing a lot. Because I was going to accept the one mil. Lots of adult
Starting point is 00:19:17 life happens at night time. Just kind of how it works. We would be asleep. We wouldn't be able to record right now. That's true. Seven is really early. Seven's really, really early. Even like grandmas very rarely go to bed at seven. No, grandmas go to bed at seven.
Starting point is 00:19:33 But that's like, no grandma goes to bed at six. I'll tell you what, my grandma, if she had a billion, that'd be nice. If she was going to bed anyway. Yeah, I guess so. I'll go to bed at seven on my pile of money. That's a good point. If it's a billion, I'm taking it. I'll do it for 10.
Starting point is 00:19:51 I'll do it for 10. 10 feels low. Final offer. 10's a lot of money. I would do it for anything over 100 million, I think I'd do it. So, a billion, I'm robbing you because I would have done it for a million. Wait, so you won't do it for 50 million?
Starting point is 00:20:07 Whoa, whoa, this guy called me crazy for not taking a 10. I'm just trying to poke and prod a little bit. And I think you would definitely take it at 10. No. But you'd take it at 11? You'd take it at 10.05? 10.05?
Starting point is 00:20:21 10.05. You'd take it at 10.05? Yeah, I'll take it at 10.05. What's the difference between that? $500,000 is the difference. Obviously, in a vacuum, that number's gigantic. I'm saying, like, to lose at 7 p.m. at $500,000 is all it took. The guy, the genie went, oh.
Starting point is 00:20:36 But then I can't, like. I thought you just stubbed your toe. What's up? I can't watch any, like, football games, like nighttime football games. No, you can watch the Sunday ones. Yeah, the Sunday, 1 o'clock games. That's, like, eight games. And the 4 o'clock games.
Starting point is 00:20:48 How much money do we need to throw at you now because of football? Bro, there's no way, like, two games every week for about three months is worth losing that $10 million. I mean, that's where the majority of the money is going to go anyway, so I've got to watch them. But not to those games, though. I'm kidding. I don't know. No, I'll take it at 10-5.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Stamp it. Stamp of approval. Jason, he's taking it at 10-5. I'll take it for the billion. That's not how this works. And we got him. That's not how this works. That's not how this works.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Jason's second question? Yeah. All right. I have to nerf this. I'll tell you the original after. It's a terrible question. That's good. glad you picked it so let's let's do that so here's a question it's like he's
Starting point is 00:21:33 making a chess move I am it's cuz I can't make it too easy it has to be a conversation I have to set the price all right here's a question once every hour you randomly freeze for four seconds and earn 50 million a year every what sorry once every hour oh so once every hour you randomly freeze for four seconds but you get 50 million a year freeze doesn't mean ragdoll right it's a great question like i don't know like you don't pass out frozen in place okay but if i'm like mid-step i'm like i'm not gonna you're just frozen yeah you just freeze and everyone else around you is moving every hour only four seconds so first one first application we've got to talk
Starting point is 00:22:18 about here is driving a car becomes very dangerous yeah you have 50 million dollars you get a chauffeur Yeah, you have a chauffeur for $15. No, there's no driving. Yeah, there's no driving. Ever again. Ever, ever, ever. I guess I can't fly my plane either. Actually, probably you'd be okay.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Yeah, you'd probably be okay. Unless it was during landing, I'd be upsetting. Why would you even risk flying? Why would you even have to fly a plane? I said fly. Well, he wants to get a PJ. Yeah. He doesn't fly it.
Starting point is 00:22:42 You've got to whip it around. What are you talking about? Flying less? Whatever. Don't talk to me. What are you talking about? Okay. You can't steer a ship?
Starting point is 00:22:54 You can't drive a boat? You can't ride a bike? What are you talking about? No, you can ride a bike. I wouldn't risk riding a bike. Four seconds of not being able to move. Sometimes you might get screwed over a little bit, but. I have $50 million.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Why would you ride the bike? Okay, whatever. You don't even need to ride the bike. Ride a tandem. I don't know. Put some money else in front. That's actually a good idea, yeah. I'm not going to give away the pleasures of life.
Starting point is 00:23:19 When was the last time you rode a bike? Here we go. Oh, yeah. We're doing this. Please tell me the last time you rode a bike. The pleasures of life. A non-stationary bike. That you would not give up for $50 million.
Starting point is 00:23:27 A non-stationary bike. When is the last time you rode a non-stationary bike? Wait, can I guess? We should both guess. Okay. I'm going to say. Four years ago. No, no.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Four. Brother, at least 10 or 12. No, no, no. He probably went on vacation somewhere. City bike. I know exactly. Yeah, Jason got it. It was like a year, probably a year ago I rode a city bike.
Starting point is 00:23:46 No, during the Manhattan thing, bro. Oh, yeah. During the Manhattan thing. I thought that's what you were talking about. Yeah, that's right. But I've ridden many city bikes throughout the years. All right, that's not a city bike. Oh, a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:23:58 All my bikes get stolen. That was a problem for you 20 years ago. At last, that's why I stopped buying bikes. That's true. Danny had such a stolen bike problem that he would try his best to not get it stolen, and then they just started stealing the seats. I know. I kept getting beefier and beefier locks because it kept getting stolen,
Starting point is 00:24:17 and then one day the seat's gone, the pedals get taken off. It's like, you know what? I'm not going to own a bike anymore. You win. You win, robbers. Didn't you have to keep buying your same bike back from the bike shop? Well, that was a conspiracy. There was a conspiracy that the bike shop that I bought it from was stealing the bike
Starting point is 00:24:34 and then selling me the same model because I did like the bike. If only AirTags existed back then. What are you going to do? Go beat them up? That's a great point. I'm doing nothing. What were they doing? They got bolt cutters in it or what were they doing?
Starting point is 00:24:47 Yeah, I guess so. I don't even know. But it's so incredible because there were several times where we're hanging out and we walk outside and he's like, my bike. Bike's gone. Bike's gone. Bike's gone. And then one time our friend stole the bike because he knew the code and he stole it. I thought that would be very funny.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I told the police. It was a whole thing. Oh, my God. And then it was just in my driveway when I got home. That's so embarrassing. That sucks. That sucks. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:25:16 What was your question, Jason? No, it was the... Oh, it was the freezing. The freezing, yeah. The freezing for four seconds. No, I'll take that. $50 million? Get out of here.
Starting point is 00:25:25 I'll take it. $50 million. 1,000% I'm taking it. I'll never do anything motorized again. You need a bodyguard, though. If you're walking around the streets, like... Oh, Danny's going to have hired security to guard his bike now. Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Why do I need security? I'm just frozen for four seconds. No one's going to know. Well, people know you're frozen. I mean, they can see you. What can they do in four seconds? Yeah, but... They don't need...
Starting point is 00:25:46 Do I have icicles on me? I just look like one of those street performers for four seconds. Wait, wait, wait. Are we frozen in a block of ice for four seconds? No. Oh. No, just like, you just go like that, right? Just freeze time.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Stop. Yeah. People probably think you're about to do a flash mob thing. Yeah. I did it. You didn't even notice. I did it. What can they even do in four seconds besides maybe take my phone and wall it up?
Starting point is 00:26:10 What, are they going to pants me? Also, not only do you have to know that I'm frozen, you have to scout it out immediately in the first second. Then you have to decide to be a criminal and go get me? They're not doing nothing. And then two seconds later, I see you running away. Yeah, with Danny's bike. I also thought about swimming, but honestly, I'm not going to die in four seconds.
Starting point is 00:26:32 I'll come to before I drown. Oh, unless you're already down there. Oh, yeah, if I was doing a deep dive. You can't do any more deep dives. No more deep dives. No divings at all, really. No more divings. Also, you can't have a hold your breath contest no more.
Starting point is 00:26:44 No, absolutely not. I think you would kind of also start to strategize and, you know, let's say it's 2.06 and you had your freezing time. You're like, all right, I'm at least good till 3. I can go first. That's a good point. Oh, that's true. You can ride your bike right after your freeze time. True.
Starting point is 00:26:56 I can drive after the one thing happens. After your freeze time. $50 million. Easy. What was the original price? It's $200 a day. Way too low. Honestly, that makes more sense if it was $1,000 a day.
Starting point is 00:27:12 $50 million is way too high, though. $50 million is way too high. Wait, hold on a second. I thought you weren't going to take it. $200 a day is like $73,000 a year or something. No, I think it's pretty inconsequential circumstance, though. Well, now it makes sense why it was that low, because now the chauffeur thing is kind of out of the question.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Yeah, yeah. You've got to live your life now, basically. Are you just doing, what are you doing? Is it 200? Times three. Times 40, times 52, right? Times three, six, five. Wait, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:27:42 He's doing the weeks. that's not how many weeks are in a year what is Jason 48 weeks no it's not 48 weeks in a year you can pay it
Starting point is 00:27:49 weekly Jason 200 times 365 dude 365 just do as many days in the year you're right
Starting point is 00:27:55 oh yeah it's not hourly you're right it's definitely 73 283 no no Jason now we're at 100 million leave that all in I swear to god
Starting point is 00:28:02 if you don't leave that all in I'm gonna be angry I'm not rat on him I'll give you your cheese rat on him if he doesn't leave that all in 73,000 a year
Starting point is 00:28:09 we already had the answer we had the answer okay I'll do it for $1,000 a day. I'll do it for $1,000 a day. Well, this is, I don't know, $1,000 a day? Now you could be speaking my language. I'll do it for $1,000 a day.
Starting point is 00:28:22 I get why it was $200, like we were saying, because now, you know. $50 million is way too easy. Yeah, $50 million is way too easy. Yeah, but even $1,000 a day, you're not going to have a chauffeur. You're not, but now it's enough where I'm like, okay, I'll plan my day out a little more, like the hour thing or something, or someone else drive for me. The $50 million, I could just have people just do stuff for me. I'll do it.
Starting point is 00:28:44 I'll do it for this. You'll do it for $200,000? I'm not leaving $73,000 on the table. But you cannot drive ever. Again, that's not necessarily true. If it happens at 206, if it happens at 206, oh, let me go to the grocery store. Yeah. And you get caught in traffic.
Starting point is 00:28:57 That could be a problem. Then I just wait. It's just going to affect my life, but it's not going to be crazy. If it happens at 206, you're going to go to the grocery store and come back before 3 and do all your shopping? Or maybe, you know what? How long does it take you to go grocery shopping? Antonio, don't even. If you got the freeze at 2.06, you could go to the grocery store, shop, come back before 3?
Starting point is 00:29:19 Are you crazy? Probably close to it, yeah. Oh, my God. You guys are insane. I can do it in probably 20 minutes. Where are you? One, where are you going? Two, is there no plan?
Starting point is 00:29:29 Do you just walk around? Do you have a list? Do you have a list? I get stuff, and I also peruse. But that's not the point. All right, you probably got to cut down on the perusing. See, a Costco trip is a little longer, though. Wait, where are you referring to?
Starting point is 00:29:41 I was referring to Stop and Shop. How far is the closest one? Four minutes? Five minutes drive. I could honestly just walk it, and then that would be much safer. You've got to carry all the groceries. Also, a lot of the time, like four seconds while you're driving being frozen might not even do anything bad. That's not.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I'm just saying. That's not great. Like a lot of the time. i i'm if you're if you're driving on a highway most of the time unless there happens to be a big stop in that four seconds you'll be totally well you're gonna veer a little bit yeah you're gonna veer also you're going fast you're going fast four seconds is you're a lot of distance depending on where i i was thinking more like oh if you're at a red light or something or a stop sign all right not bad not on the highway i wasn't like i'm saying a lot of time like you're a menace
Starting point is 00:30:29 if you drive with this thing yeah bro if you go on a high if you're over 60 i'll use my i'll use my 73 000 to you know get up get a an apartment in a walkable part of the city why do you have to drive that much you could you could i just i just provided and why i am not driving so but why like it's not a i i'm saying i won't drive a little more okay fine maybe i'll uber the point is i'm doing this i'm not leaving $73,000 on the table he was gonna go on the On the highway, ripping 70 miles per hour with the risk of freezing for four seconds. I'll tell you this much right now. He was going to do it.
Starting point is 00:31:05 And this is not recommended, but if you go on the highway and close your eyes for four seconds, you will be fine. No. Are you speaking from experience? Don't do that. I'm just saying, like, in most cases, you will be fine. No, but it's not just your eyes closed because you could kind of, like, see what's going on and then, like, if you have to. What you're saying is you need to foot off the gas and brakes, hands at your sides, and just let Jesus take the wheel for four seconds. That's a little more dangerous.
Starting point is 00:31:33 And also, what if you're going around a turn? Well, that's a problem. Huge problem. But highways aren't perfectly straight. Yeah, they're not straight. I understand that. But four seconds. I mean, let's say—
Starting point is 00:31:43 Dude, that's a long time. Four seconds is a long time. If there's a curb coming up, four seconds, you're toast. Dude, four seconds is the longest time ever. 60 miles an hour. All right. We're going 60 miles in an hour. That's one mile per minute
Starting point is 00:31:55 Right Good luck Okay, now there's 60 seconds in a minute How many feet in a mile? That's what you need 5,300 something Oh good, you know that I should do the math, sorry
Starting point is 00:32:05 I apologize I have the math You're doing it for 60? Give me the math No, no, no, let him do it Oh, come on, do it quick I don't need the math No, Danny, you already did it this long
Starting point is 00:32:14 Finish it You go a mile You're probably going, like, what, 700 feet? I actually don't know the answer. You don't even have the answer? I have the answer for something else. I was trying to... You're probably going 700 feet.
Starting point is 00:32:31 That is... You just need to do... No, it's for 60 miles? 60 miles per hour for four seconds. So, you can do the math with this, but for 0.5 seconds, you go 44 feet. So, times eight. So it's like 360 feet.
Starting point is 00:32:49 So 360 feet. It's a football field, basically. Bro, it's a football field, dude. No, that's crazy. Again, I mean like. Danny, that's far. Yeah, I understand that. And there are unbelievably, there are times where that can kill you.
Starting point is 00:33:03 But all I'm saying is that there are more times where it won't matter. There are more times than there are times that it will kill you. I'm not saying that's worth the risk. I'm just saying. You're saying that you're going to mostly Uber and stuff, but if you have to drive, you're going to. Yeah. When will he have to drive? Without it being a want to drive.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I don't know. I'm just saying. I just think – I feel like when I am driving, I'm at least every second or two making like a tiny adjustment somewhere somehow. Like whether it could be – like maybe sometimes it's just pumping the accelerator a little more, and that I guess wouldn't really matter because you're just going to slow down. But I don't know. Realigning with the lane. Also, I could just buy a Tesla. How about that?
Starting point is 00:33:50 That's true. It's a better option. The point is... It's a better option. The point is leaving $72,000 on the table is a little crazy. Also, it's funny. My thought is I'm picturing that you're not going unconscious. So I'm picturing Danny...
Starting point is 00:34:05 Oh, yeah. I'm picturing Danny deciding to go 80, and then freeze time happens, And now he's just, oh, oh. It'd be terrifying. I'm not going to lie, but. Oh, we're getting a frozen chicken Caesar salad wrap. I will say, Daniel, you are the only person. I'd change it from 200 because I looked at all the comments and not a single person took that deal.
Starting point is 00:34:32 That's how I gauge it. He's a pioneer. These guys are fools. Give me 72K. 73. 73. Well, and then taxes and it really comes out to like 52. taxes we didn't say that it was taxed either way i'm i'm gonna do it honestly if someone wants to
Starting point is 00:34:47 pay me 72k right now you can text me once an hour and i will freeze even if it puts my life in danger no he will not no he literally will not yes i will i i swear to god and if and if i don't do it if i break the freeze then i'll have to i'll owe you like 200 000 how about that someone should definitely take that deal but you have to pay me 76 000 73 000 why can't you get that number right I don't know. Also, it's $200 a day. So, I mean, they could... Yeah, you don't get it all at once.
Starting point is 00:35:14 You don't get it all at once. Okay. So, I mean, I feel like we should split that deal. Do it. He'll break it in the first week, and then he owes us $200,000. Why would I break it? Why do you... What situation where I have $200,000 on the line do you think I'll break it?
Starting point is 00:35:31 Probably on the highway. Oh, my God. Probably on the highway. But again, if you're paying me $200 a day, we have things for this now. I'm going to buy a new car. what when was that when is that when are you doing that if you start giving me the 200 a day that can go a long way jt i feel like by day three you have 600 bucks you can't get a car with that you want to get on this how about how about we four ways split it martin you want in
Starting point is 00:35:55 we just give him 50 bucks a day 50 bucks today and any at any every hour you text me i'll stay still for four seconds i'm so mad i'm so mad because i'm so mad because i'm not kidding I would legitimately do this but we have no way of like a camera or what if he moves we have no way of doing it if we had a genie I would do it if we had a genie who's like I'll make the deal for you guys right now
Starting point is 00:36:19 yeah like a mediator genie oh my god I'd do it no problem I would do it and obviously hopefully the genie would be better because it would actually make me stay still you know that's good so you were gonna cheat before no I'm not gonna cheat but like
Starting point is 00:36:34 I don't wanna like stay still and then you're like oh he moved his finger and it's like okay well that's this is like i'm gonna stay i'm gonna functionally stay still no no no the genie was just like if i have a lip quiver do i owe you two hundred thousand dollars that makes no sense no no if it's a facial feature that's fine the genie wasn't gonna freeze him the genie was just gonna hold our money and like you don't have to freeze yourself genie should freeze me but i have the free will to break the freeze that's really what i want honestly that's better because what i feel like a cat brushes up against him he goes That would be scary.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Getting scared would be the worst part of this. Honestly, I would take, in a heartbeat, everybody should take that deal. It'd be over in a week. I didn't think about getting scared because then you could basically scare me into $200,000. Yeah, you didn't think of most. I didn't think of that.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I didn't think of that. But again, that's because I'm coming from a place where I'm frozen. That's why it sounds easy to me. Like involuntarily frozen. No, I get you. You did make the deal though, is what I'm saying. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:34 he's looking up the definition of wrap up wrap up cover or enclose something in paper or soft material put on warm clothes we're not doing any of that yeah you know
Starting point is 00:37:44 like yeah really they don't have a third definition no I'm talking about in terms of this oh there it is to complete conclude something
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