Picky Boys Podcast - Every Irish person Is Missing Fingers!?! - Picky Boys Podcast #225

Episode Date: May 15, 2022

In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss coffee enemas, Irishmen losing fingers, power washers ruining our podcast, Danny's spider bite, and how long was Bill Murray's character in Groundhog's Day stuck in the time loop! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

My point is, that's why I'm saying if you cut off, you said you cut off a finger, it's squirted. It's not squirted. My finger will squirt, too. Anything will squirt. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your ass. There's a mind-shaking addiction about it. People, the couple's addicted to coffee enemas.

And basically, an enema kit is like a reservoir tank that is held up higher than you are, and then a tube that you put in your ass. And they were addicted to coffee enemas It's because the caffeine absorbs way faster into your body. If someone was sleeping and you gave them a coffee enema... First, you'd have to slip the pipe into their ass. All right, let's say that doesn't wake them up.

They're very comfortable. Would that wake them up, or would they just have wild dreams? Hot or iced? Hot coffee. It's got to be room temperature, right? I think it's room temperature coffee. Like 98.6 temperature coffee, so they don't feel that. Yeah.

Would you then wake up? I think Folgers should just... I don't know. I don't know. But I think Folgers should just pivot into enemas. And then they should change their slogan to that. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your ass. Just a little smile.

Would you boof coffee? I would boof anything, I think. Anything? I would try. Is that what boofing is, I guess, technically? No, I thought boofing is like a drug mule. No. What?

I thought boofing is like, it's fucking power washers. Oh, my God. I thought boofing is more you're just hiding it, storing it. No, I thought boofing was like you take a tampon and then you soak it in Everclear and then you put it in your vagine. Oh, I don't know. No, I feel like boof's definitely ass. Also, Everclear? No, I think boof is puss.

No, boof's ass. I don't know about Everclear. Because that's what they said about Brett Kavanaugh. He was the boof king or something. But he didn't boof anything. What does that mean? Yeah, he definitely did. I thought he used the term wrong.

I think he meant throw up. No. What he claimed he said was flatulence. That's it. Now we're getting political. Oh, so you're saying that. It definitely has to do with ass. He said, oh, he was probably lying.

But he's like, oh, that refers to flatulence. Oh, so you're saying that he said that when he was, so he misspoke and was actually saying, I put a bunch of alcohol in my ass. I'm not saying he misspoke. I'm saying he lied. He lied. Because he was in front of a court talking about his ass.

No, no, I was talking about flatulence. Yeah. Oh, so it is an ass thing. So I know a guy whose name is Boof. I thought that was a terrible nickname. Why, because he Boofed something? I don't actually know. But we could ask him.

I definitely thought it was Boof as in the ass, because I thought it was like a drug thing. It's like, oh, I'll sneak it into the festival, I'll Boof it. I thought it was like a sneaky thing, not a purpose. But no, you can consume. Boofing is consuming. No, there's another word for that. What's he talking about?

I'm pretty sure it's boofing. No, that's just the prison pocket. Put it in your prison pocket, but it's all... No, what's the word? Come on, you guys know this. Yeah, yeah, I'll boof it. No, it's not a boof. That's not a boof.

I'll keister it. There you go. That's the same thing. No, no, no, no. It's a different word. Boofing is a method of absorbing. Yeah. It's like...

You know, that's what a repository is. A suppository? A words suppository. The words keep getting bigger, and you're losing me, so please relax. I'm losing myself. It's a suppository, yeah A lot of medications come in You can do it with weed, too

They sell suppositories at the dispensary Does it have to be an edible? It's THC You shove weed up there No, no, it's not just like a nugget of weed It's like a It looks It's just like a thing you put in your ass

And it goes into your rectal walls Why are your eyes red right now? It's been scientific It looks like this He just holds out a brown nugget of weed. Why are your eyes so red? Oh, I got a nugget of weed in my ass. Anyway, coffee enemas.

That's why I'm awake. That's why Danny's awake. Welcome back to the Biggie Boys podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. How's it going? Everything's good. We're almost at 12K subs. Oh, wait.

Oh, what the? 12K. Too many people. Some of you got to leave. Some of you got to go. We're approaching like a stadium territory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. City Fields is like 15,000 people.

That can't be true. I think so. City Fields. Here we go. City Fields is definitely bigger than that, but definitely a smaller stadium. Like an arena. Or is that bigger? I feel like that's bigger.

Why? I don't know. I just sound bigger. We could fill up Wembley Stadium. How big is City Fields? $41,000. Danny just. Stop.

We're calling him out. Sorry. I was thinking about how many people usually go to see the Mets. That's what I was talking about. And you're way too high. Way too high. Danny should just stop saying anything with numbers. That's it.

Whatever. Or just give a range that's so impossibly huge. Speaking of numbers, we're not a crypto podcast, but did you see that? We're dying. Did you see we're dying? We're dying. Did you see that my life savings is gone? Emerging money.

KSI, big man. I sent that to him. Put whatever, $2.4 million into Luna. whatever, and now is worth $1,000? Yeah, whoever is not in the crypto space, there's a huge, huge crash on a specific stable coin, let's just say. And this guy put $2.8 million

the day before it crashed. And now a $2.8 million investment is worth, I think, now it's $100 or something. Yeah, so it was like $1,000, but still not good. Two days. I'm jumping off the bridge. Quick. Quick. First of all,

how do you choose to go all in on that? I guess he's a millionaire, so he can just go all in. But if that happened to me, the only thing I'd be going all in on is the barrel of a gun in my mouth. I'd be deep-throating that revolver. Because that's horrifying. Well, if we're getting real technical, he probably didn't invest in it. He was just holding money there, and it wasn't supposed to crash, and it did. That's probably what happened, right?

If it's a stablecoin. Well, did he have it in the actual stablecoin, or did he have it in the— Oh, Luna. Oh, that's a good point. Because Luna had their own stablecoin, which that's the one that's supposed to stay at $1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. went down to 30 cents or something either way i'm pretty sure he's also claimed like not not even a year ago that he lost five million dollars on crypto investments he's not very good with it

no but he's up i think he's still up like 20 million total probably he got into bitcoin before it was probably 30 and you know all of them had the fucking gary v phone call insider nft knowledge fuck you gary v where was my call bitch but besides the point yeah gary v called me at 11 p.m. and said, buy Bored Apes. I'm like, cool. I would have liked that call, Gary. That is true. These people outside our house, I don't know if it's coming through the mics, but these

people have been power washing. It's coming through my ears. These people have been power washing the whole day. It's like an 80 square foot yard. I don't know what they're cleaning. They're cleaning themselves at this point. They got a big job. Maybe someone was murdered there. Also, I've used a power washer

and they say, oh, be careful if it cuts skin. I was spraying myself for a while. Depends on how power the washer is. I've cut myself on them. So you think... I own one, and that one I would not be able to cut you on, but I've used industrial-level ones that I have cut myself on. Like, ow and blood.

Yeah. I was watching them power wash, and I was thinking, can they cut my balls off? Yeah. Well, not a power washer. But do you remember one of our friends... That was the question. No, no, not a...

Yeah, not that. One of our friends used to work with, he was a glass etcher. And what they would use to etch and cut glass is this industrial water saw. And that thing can cut your fingers off easily. He said it could cut straight through bone. Wouldn't even feel it. And he said you wouldn't even know. You'd just feel warm.

And then that's what a lot of people say when they get their fingers cut off. It's just feel warm. And you're like, what? And then, oh, my God. And my hand is gone. Isn't that a weird thing that your body does? It's like, oh, your hand's gone. You'll feel it in three, two.

You looked at it. Now you feel it. That's weird to me. Some people probably just pass out right there. Oh, dude. If I had a nub and then it was a squirter, pass it out. I don't think they squirt. Oh, dude.

I could get it to squirt. Well, you squirt if you hit an artery. You squirt if you hit just the right spot. I don't know. It's an artery. If you hit an artery. If you're bleeding and it's squirting, that's bad. Bro.

That means you had an artery, and that means you need to go to the hospital in the next couple minutes or you're dead. JT, listen to me right now. If I cut my hand off, that's squirting. No. It's going to bleed. It's not going to squirt. An artery squirts. I think it's going to be squirting.

First of all, isn't this where people do the whole cross Hail Mary? I'm pretty sure you'll squirt, dude. Is there an artery there? I think that's why they do it there. Oh, maybe. My point is, that's why I'm saying if you cut off a finger and squirt, it's not squirting. My fingers won't squirt. My finger will squirt, too.

Anything will squirt. No. Anything will squirt. I don't know. I don't think your finger would squirt. But it would bleed profusely. My friend lost a finger. How?

He told me this story when I was drunk. Because I didn't notice. It wasn't important enough. Dude, that happens. I didn't even notice his finger was gone. I was talking to this guy. He had two fingers. I saw a whole hand.

I swear to God. Your brain just fills in the other. You don't notice. You don't notice. I don't even know which finger he lost. But he was working on a boat. He was on the docks. the boat's coming into the dock

tries to stop it boat dock I was crushed something like that oh my god crushing oh no no I'd rather it be severed

than crushed no no actually that was wrong well that was that was actually that's what happened but that was my other it was a rope

that wrapped around it and as the boat like taught like slacked taught yeah it just roped rope cut it off

something like that I'd rather a cut than a crush I don't want a crush a rope is probably more on the side of crush crush like squeezing it off but i feel like a crush happens like what about a pull what about just a pull oh

no no jt oh my god wow that was so real holy shit that was so real no no not a pull i i i really honestly i think what i'm learning here is that i'd rather if i had to get my finger cut off i'd rather be a water saw that sounds like a good way to there it is there they go there's the water you just see water spurting through the but i think i'd rather that because it's like It's quick. What does he work in? It still baffles my mind that it can even do that. It's such a high pressure of water that it'll just cut right through your hand.

What do they use the water saw for? They cut glass, and they etch glass. I think they use it to cut metal, too. Or is that a sand one? That was a different job. They shoot water and sand. Why is that better than just using, I don't know, some other tool? I think it's because it cools while it cuts.

I guess just less cracking, probably. I'm sure they're using whatever's easier. Cutting glass seems hard. Besides a laser. This is like industrial glass cutting. Okay. You know what I really don't understand? The videos of the buzzsaw that as soon as it touches skin, it breaks and it stops.

I don't even understand the technology. And they use the hot dog to do it? You could convince me how radios work before that thing. I don't get it. Because I've seen people pour water on it and it doesn't break. But as soon as it touches your skin, it does. I don't get it. I think as soon as it senses any kind of electrical impulse, it stops.

And like electricity is obviously basically instant. Yeah. Because you give off a tiny electrical pulse. I think that's what it was. I want to see the guy who, I want to see the guy put his hand in it. I'm tired of the hot dog example. Put your money where your mouth is. I just saw a TikTok.

Really? I just saw a TikTok where it happened. I've never seen the actual guy do it. I just saw a TikTok. Well, he didn't like, I'm going to risk my hand. This guy didn't do it on purpose. No, it was like just cutting wood, and then the thing broke. He went, ah, feck, and it was just a little piece of blood.

No, I'm saying the creator. I want the creator to do it. Have you ever seen the guy with the, he created the bulletproof shirt? Or there's a guy who created a bulletproof shirt, and he was like, I believe in this product. It's just a video of him getting like 20 bullets shot into his chest. Did it work? Yeah.

I mean, he died. that would be so funny if he's the door video i have two things remind remind me i have two things but there was one there was one guy who was um like a window salesman for skyscrapers and he was like this is unbreakable insurance companies you'll do great because no one could kill themselves jump out the window and he and so it was in place and he did it he demoed it ran jumped into the glass and the glass didn't break but the framing popped out dead oh he died unbelievably there's video of this i know it's not a video but i'm pretty sure it's on the news pretty sure am i danny it but i'm pretty sure that is the funniest story of all time imagine being in a boardroom

at some 80th floor of an office floor and the guy's like this is gonna stop your employee suicide problem yeah watch this and then the guy kills himself it's like why is this stopping and he's like uh call the next guy yeah well we need somebody else i'm thinking more about the guy on the like 50th floor that's just trying to like oh look at the skyline where there's a cup of coffee and just

just sees that fast and blind I don't even think you register no no no no because it goes so fast and you're just like look at there but if I

wait who the guy the guy in the 50th floor I don't even think you realize that someone just fell out you could definitely I think you would

for that second you could definitely hear the and like you definitely throw your coffee but it's like the Doppler effect it's like

what that's it that's it the Doppler they should use that example in high school yeah so there's a there's a sale of window sales my science jumps out of window my science teacher in college would have i would have really got the point across if he did that for me you know i got a spider bite last night it was me a spider bite is the worst bite it's like the worst bite ever to find on yourself because you find it and

you're like oh my god he's still in here he's in here where is it how do you know is it how do you know it's oh it's on oh it was it was rummaging around that's not a spider undercarriage how do you know it's like right here it has two prongs oh that's what a spider bite is like a spider bit you on the dick well it's not on the dick but it's hilarious it was a gay spider it could It could have been Charlotte. Oh, it could have been a female spider? Yeah, Charlotte could have been fucking wanting this pipe. Dirty little Scarlet to Charlotte.

Yes. She leaves you a message in the web, call me. Call me, daddy. No, but yeah, it really threw me off this morning. I go back into my bed and I'm just sitting. I don't feel well. She's still in the cover. She's making breakfast.

It's just really, it's not fun. It's like if you ever see a cockroach. and it walks away, and then you can't find it. It's like, how are you ever going to sleep in that room again? Or just one of those, if I see a bug and I don't have anything to kill it with, I have to do this weird, I know my room backwards, so I keep eyes on it the whole time and just reach for a paper towel somewhere. So I feel like as soon as I take my eyes off it and back, it's gone.

Dude, my parents' house where I used to live, I found a ginormous, enormous cockroach. It's got to be, like, that big, which is weird because, like, I'd never seen small ones around or any bugs, for that matter, around. So finding, like, the biggest bug I've ever seen was very odd. And then I caught it under a glass. Oh. Oh. You can see it.

What? You can see that. Yeah, that's fine. I'm going to kill it. And then so I go to get, like, a piece of paper to put under the glass, and then from there I'll figure out how to dispose of it, flush it down the toilet or something. I don't know. And so I get the piece of paper, and I put it under. and as I do it, I open it up just the tiniest bit

and it sprints out. And then, couldn't find it. Didn't sleep in my room for the next week and then I moved out here. And then I moved here. I brought it with me in my carry-on. But I actually didn't sleep in my room for like a week after that.

Like it's somewhere in there. Yeah, no, it's really terrifying, honestly. I don't know if I have the picture of our friend, but one of our friends, Beef, got Anthony. Like you guys know him, Beef. He's been on, I don't know if they know him as Anthony or Beef, a long time ago. but he got bit right on the face by a spider

remember it blew up to like here and he had to go to the hospital and he almost lost his eye that's terrifying you might lose your dick it's on the thigh but either way yeah that is terrifying

but you can there are some at home solutions you can use a bug bomb you ever use a bug bomb? I don't one time this is not for spiders but one time I was at my friend's house

and his brother was a real rascal and by rascal I mean degenerate and he the brother had locked the door from the outside and then opened the window and threw a bug bomb in which is like pesticide

but it looks like a smoke grenade like puff smoke and I was freaking out oh you were in the room everybody was freaking out we're gonna die this is not like okay This is not sanitary

I don't think you know this man And what, you got climbed out the window? No, we just like fucking Pounded on the door Just take the bug bomb and throw it out the window, right? No, no, we just pounded on the door Until the dad was like, what's going on here? It's just smoke coming out

That's not what he sounded like He was an Irishman Who also actually had only two fingers I think that's something about Irish people Because the person I'm talking about was also Irish Like super broke He was fixing, like, a lawnmower, and he fucking put his hand in the gear. His fault.

Yeah. His fault. And, like, three of his fingers are gone. But he was a burly Irishman. And, you know, afterwards, he was like, oh, that fucking little kid, the person who threw the bug bomb, he was very upset at him. My dad is full-blooded Irish and is also missing a piece of his finger. What do they do? I don't know.

We're just drunk all the time. What do they do? yeah he may have had a few slaps from the child two fingered slaps yeah they were rough honestly I was like I'm gonna go home now after Danny was done crying

and then we never hung out again I never got bug bombed again I stopped hanging out with him because one day that same kid threw a full fledged kitchen knife at his brother and I was like I need to get out of this house because this is terrifying you're creating an unsafe environment for me

Truly an unsafe It was like a It was like the end of Modern Warfare 2 What if like honestly What if it hit him Oh it would have It's stuck in the wall It was a good throw

I was going to say That is a very good throw How old was he This kid was like fucking I don't know 14 Oh that's old How old were you guys

Probably like 15 then I guess Oh it was a younger brother Yeah. Oh, if it was an older brother. Jesus, that's crazy. No, yeah. Either way, it's crazy. I mean, it's a younger brother who is like very unhinged, like a very unhinged person.

I don't know where they are now. Probably in jail. Probably. Now, you'd be surprised. People like that that grow up, they like completely turn their life around. Yeah, but just like a. No. He's like a lawyer.

No, they don't. For every one that does, there's 99 that don't, at least. Yeah. Isn't that weird how you can look at a kid and be like, I know exactly what's going to happen. Isn't that weird? Sometimes you're wrong. Don't judge a book by its cover.

You know the MyPillow guy? I disagree with that 100%. I've seen plenty of books, plenty of covers. I know what book I'm going to read and not going to read solely based on the cover. That is true. When I'm in a bookstore, that's exactly what I'm doing.

I'm judging every book by its cover. I'm not going to read 20 pages and then decide if I'm buying the book. I'm just going to read... Well, I'll just read the whole book there. And it works on people, too. I can look at most people and know what their personality is

and what they're about. True. I don't know if I can look at them. I just need to hear a paragraph. Yes. I just need to hear... So, like, the back of the book. I just got to read that.

Yeah, the inlet. Yeah, the inlet. Ooh, big word. It's really not... It's just like... I don't even know if that's what it's called. But it's the inside, you know, the inside of the front cover.

Oh, no, I just meant the back, you know, like the author blows themselves for a sentence and then they describe the book. It's the same thing. That's all I need. Give me a paragraph. I know exactly everything about you. That's exactly what I do.

Whenever I'm in a bookstore. What's that? Whenever I'm in a bookstore, I always just look at the cover and then I leave. Don't buy a book. And continue tailing the woman I've been following. I was going to say.

Hey, hey you. Point is, judge books by their covers. Judge books by their covers. JT does it all the time. Yep. No, man. There's just times. See, people aren't that different.

That's why we have the personality. I-N-J-B-Q-Z-Z. Those are all bullshit, though, right? Are they? I thought they were. Well, it's because it could change every year. Everyone's constantly changing. That is true.

Just not that much. I feel like if I did that test right now, I would be a different person. I used to be an INTJ. Introvert? Yeah. I think you were just lying on the test. You can't take it yourself. You need other people to take it.

You don't think Danny used to be more of an introvert? When I was in high school, I was definitely an introvert. Big ol' introvert. Big ol' introvert. Solid color introvert. Not even then. Really? I had other people take it for me.

Yeah. I feel like that's what you have to do. If you take it yourself, you might get close. You're probably not. We should do that. We should do a video where there's three of us and the other two answer for the other person while they're sitting across,

and we'll do that for a video. I think that's fun. That would be a fun video. That would be a fun video. Look at that. This is how it happens. These are the ideas. We're looking at the lab right now.

This is how it happens. Welcome to the lab. I think that'd be funny. I don't know. Yeah, I would do that. Did we ever talk about Groundhog's Day on here? I think I was talking about this. You know the movie Groundhog's Day?

I was talking with another friend, and I was like, we're asking, How long do you think he spent in the repeat, you know, the repeating days? Okay. And how long do you think? To memorize everything the way he did, it must have been, like, a decade. I know because it takes, like, 10,000 hours to master some stuff, and he was playing the piano and maybe another instrument.

Master French. Oh, and a language. No, you can master a language in, like, six months. I've seen people do that. But I would say, yeah, like, 30, 40, 50 years. Yeah. So people went through the whole movie and said, what is the plausible amount of time he spent?

And they landed on 100 years, which is insane. It's so long. Wait, what was their logic? They just picked apart everything he did and said, how much on average does it take to learn this? And then they just did that. But then the creator got wind of this, And the creator stated, so I guess it's canon now, that he was there for 10,000 years, which makes it hell.

It totally changes that movie. That's at least purgatory. That either makes it hell, purgatory, or that makes him a god for that day, if that counts. When he figures out, when he loves her or whatever, and the day changes, he's going to be traumatized. No, he's a god. He'll be the coolest god ever. First of all. But I feel like if you live that long,

especially the same day in fucking Punxsutawney, Rhode Island, you're like, you're Pennsylvania or whatever, you're just like a monk now. You're just like, I've seen every day. No, but see, this is the thing. Because first of all, he's definitely killed people, right? Yeah, 100%. Oh, definitely killed people.

So if you're living the same day for 10,000 years, you're not a human anymore, one. Two, now the days that you don't repeat and you've lived 10,000 the same day, you might forget one day and just fucking, I could do this, and just kill somebody and now you have to keep living the day. No, I don't think,

because his brain doesn't deteriorate or anything. He's not like getting older physically. And also now he's still sharp. First of all, I think he immediately leaves the town. So I think that's a good reminder of that. I'm not in this hell anymore. Should you leave the town? I feel like if you know every single thing

about every single person, every single thing about that town, he was there for 10,000 years he fucked every woman except for the one that he had to to get out of it ironically but he knows all these people

he knows the homeless guy he's tried to kill himself multiple times I mean he has it just didn't work does that count as half a day that's a good point so maybe you net the kill yourself days oh he had to kill himself a thousand times

so maybe 9,000 998 days. Yeah, 10,000 years. That's so long. Also, does that mean that no matter the situation, no matter the man or woman, no matter anything,

there is a correct combination of words to sleep with them no matter what? 100%. That's exactly what I think he proves. Yeah. He didn't prove it. You know what's crazy, though? If I was him,

I would just start studying the butterfly effect. Like, if I, like, you know, threw a rock at somebody and paused their commute for a second, does anything in the day change? And just tail them? Just tail them the whole day? Like, something on the other... You have 10,000 years. Or just something on the other side of town changes. Yeah, like, somebody doesn't get hit by this car or whatever, you know?

Yeah, but isn't it also, like... It's like, what are the little things you can change every day? You're basically like a god that's fucking with these people. how many times has he killed the groundhog that's the question oh dude that'd be my morning routine that's before brushing my teeth just stomp them out and like fuck you man yeah but then but then every day you can't do that every day because then every day is like oh my god this man just killed the groundhog it's just so what so what guess what doing it tomorrow you know it's like what how many times has he been killed by the police there's so many questions they should

have shown some i mean i guess it's a comedy they should have shown some murders i think they could have done i think they can do now that we have this lore we can do a whole another movie where it's just him doing all the things that are not relevant to the plot just killing people and stomping the groundhog out or just like an snl short or something i don't know if we need a two-hour movie i think we need a feature film you think we need a whole feature film yeah and then i'm sure some days he just wakes up and he just does it right you know he's like huh let's let's pretend to be a human today let's pretend to be let's go let's go get eggs yeah let's get eggs don't tip the waitress banger anyway yeah they should on the feature film they should show a

little counter too like what day is this because i want to know the first day he murdered someone you think did it wait did he wait till day like i don't know thousand or was it like day five Do you think he killed himself first or the guy, a person first? Himself. Really? I think you kill a person first and say, oh my God, they're still here tomorrow.

And then you say, oh my God, it's day 1,000. I'm never getting out of this fucking hell. No, I think you definitely kill yourself first. I wouldn't be hell. It'd be fun. 10,000 years is a long day. But do you even understand that it's, if you're living the same day every day,

this might be a little trippy. Do you even understand that this is the 9,000th day? Like, do you understand that? How is today any different than yesterday for me? Well, that's your problem. I mean, no, I'm not. What does that even mean? It's the exact opposite.

It was just what I did that day. So as long as you're doing different stuff every day, every day is different, dude. It's not. Day 1,000 wouldn't even be. I still would not. I'd still be having a great time. That's what I'm saying. Especially, no consequences for anything I do.

Dude, get out of here. That would be a blast. True. But the consequences still do kind of, like, if you choose to do whatever with your day, like, your phone's still going to be ringing all day because you're supposed to be at work. He's a news anchor covering the Groundhog's Day. I mean, you could just not answer that call. Sure, I guess. I mean, that is the least of the problem.

And he hasn't done it any, but I'm just saying, like, it's certifiably the same day and all the same shit happens. So it's so hard. You think I'm going to work when I'm doing the same thing every day? And nothing is... You're right. But going to work, ironically, is the key to leaving. I'll figure that out at some point. Maybe that was its message.

10,000 years. Go to work, die. It's work. Work hard till you die. 10,000 years is a lot. It is. But I'm just saying that, you know, by day 1,000, I am still having a blast, 100%. I wonder if he can...

How far he can get. Like, how far... I think they're in... Where's Punxsutawney? Pennsylvania? No idea. He could definitely get to the city. He could definitely enjoy the city.

Yeah. I think it's Pennsylvania. Or is it either Pennsylvania or Rhode Island? He could still get to the city. Where is Punxsutawney Phil from? He's dead, by the way, I think. They've been dead. I'm sure it's like the 20th one, right?

They're on their eighth Shamu. Yeah. No, that's not what it's like. You're telling me. How long has Punxsutawney Phil been on? Punxsutawney Phil is a real... He's much realer. So is Shamu.

Shamu is real. Yeah, but... stop it. Okay, Danny, you don't get to say anything without fact-checking it first. We haven't lost that right now. It's Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. So yeah, you can probably get to the city.

Dude, he can get to the city. Dude, he can enjoy nights in the city every night. Also, I wonder what happens... I mean, obviously, he's tried to stay up the whole time because his alarm rings the same day every 6.40 or whatever. And it's like, I'm sure he's tried to stay up. Do you think he just blacks out?

Probably. And then wakes up again? Obviously, there's some paranormal force. so i'm sure like he can't get it's actually a horrifying movie it's like any time loop movie is pretty scary well yeah unless you know like he could get out of it so like any movie where there's a solution that you can find it's not that bad but it's still terrifying you know what's a good time loop movie too palm springs that's a good one newer one yeah i'm pretty sure groundhog's day kind of set this whole scene of time looping nah i'm sure i mean it's definitely some nerd

it beforehand, but I don't know if it was... It was probably like a book or something. Groundhog's Day is like, when everybody thinks of a time loop movie, you think of Groundhog's Day. But there's Happy Death Day. There's a few of them. Everyone loves

the idea of being able to go back in time, I guess. 51st Date is a time loop movie for Reese Witherspoon. Or... Sorry. What is wrong with you? Drew Barrymore. Sorry, Drew Barrymore.

Also, that's a horror movie, but that's besides the point. We already covered that. For her, it counts as a time-limit movie. For her, it counts as even... That's way worse, though. It's only a time-limit for you and everyone else experiences life normally. Yeah, explaining the pregnancy was rough.

We've talked about this. Yeah, we have. Go back. I don't know what episode it is, but... You wake up. It's called 50... It's like the cover is us as 50 First Dates. Yeah.

I think yeah Danny's the woman yeah Martin's Martin's coke yeah god it's fucking

Rob Schneider there's gotta be oh my god you're so wrong all the time you're very wrong there's gotta be one day

or a couple days you know where Adam Sandler wakes up and she's like what you know in her usual state

of immediate panic I assume and he's like god I don't fucking feel like doing this today and just doesn't explain it to her it's like I'll explain it to her tomorrow Love could get you through a lot of things.

Just locks her in the house. Yeah. Can't get you through that. Can't do this today. Sorry. Also, really taking a risk. She doesn't just intrude or kill someone. Yeah.

I'm not risking that. I don't care enough about that. No, no, no. Also, one day, again, we talked about this. We'll move right after this. One day she woke up giving birth. That's a fact. That's a fact.

Yeah. Well, either way. Shame on him for getting her pregnant. Imagine she wakes up alone one day, and this is like 40 years later. goes gets up goes looks in the mirror and she's like old all of a sudden oh dude i'm sure that happens too yeah that's that's upsetting yeah um go watch that episode we're gonna end this one i think