Picky Boys Podcast - Everyone Drowns At Least Once! - Picky Boys Podcast #279

Episode Date: June 18, 2023

Happy Father's Day to all the Picky Dads & Daddys out there! On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss scuba diving vs. snorkeling, the real men in black, the difference between drowned and drowning, Coyote Petersonstinging himself, and we open a package from our P.O. Box. If you want to send us something, here is our P.O. box info. Picky Boys Podcast LLC PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 New Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/

Why were you there? I didn't want to be! Like and he's gotten bitten by just heinous things. He was like, oh my god, like I want to like rip him I'd rather, I want to cut my arm off right now. So they technically kidnapped him for two weeks. Yes! That's a good point, although I think- Wait, so the person saw it overflowing and pushed it in more?

And then they went, ah! Ah! Ah! And then they just put it in by accident. I'm not gonna argue. You have the most dramatic man on this set telling you that you drowned and you're agreeing with him. them you just say ah all right baby all right welcome back to the picky boys podcast holy welcome welcome welcome welcome we got a letter we got a letter from our p.o let's see who it's from are they gonna say like from our p.o box which is right here jason do something yes this is our p.o box you can send us anything you want well uh not no no glitter or explosives or feces Or anthrax.

He is the worst. Or anthrax. He is the worst person to do. Those are like the, what? Those are the four things that you can't sell. You can't send us. But yeah, we check every week. Send us something.

Yes. And we'll open it. And we'll open it up on here. Or I'll just open it by myself and be like, oh, look at that. That's true. No, we'll open more on here. Okay. So this is, oh.

Oh. Okay. Okay. This is nice for your purchase. Thanks for buying me. I don't know. It doesn't seem like it. Just open it.

Will you please? What are you reading? Oh, it's a little. Oh. Oh, my God. It's a little. It's a little Benton Transit. Restructuring.

Wow. Thank you, Boys Avenue. I like that a lot. Wow. You're showing our address. Yeah. That's so cute. Can I see it?

Aw. That's adorable. You're like one of these jobs or something. Yeah, seriously. We need more stuff on the walls. Perfect. We're going to hang this up. no that is very cute wow i love this pole right there oh i thought it'd be on the set oh i guess

that could work but i thought that would make more sense but you bent it the wrong way i bent it the wrong way it came bent first of all thank you so much no i love you i but i i it doesn't say who it's from on this but i know i think i know that it's from shana so thank you shana why do you know that because she said check the p.m. okay that's fine because imagine someone else give us like hey i lost you know if it's not from you then no no you have no idea either way thank you very much this is so cute what did it say on the main we're gonna there wasn't a return to picky boys avenue and then you take it higher dude i really like that oh oh this feels just my earphone feels so broke my earphone how you doing i'm good i'm gonna put

That's not going to stay. Nope, nope, nope. All right. That could definitely stay. What are we doing here? Yeah, Danny? It's not going to stay for you. We know it's going to knock it out.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey there. Cool. Yeah, but the point was for it to be on camera. Got him. I'm sure that's going to last more than three minutes. All right, you can tap. No, we'll just put it here.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you, Shayna. Yes, and don't forget to join the Patreon. We're so close to 300. Pickyboys.com. Oh, my gosh. I keep doing that.

Patreon.com slash Pickyboys. What do you think? I'm honestly getting nervous for the... If we hit 300 patrons, we have to get a fortune teller. What do you think she's going to say? Probably she. That's what comes to my mind.

What do I think she's going to say? Hopefully that I'll stop having problems maybe in my life. I don't know if she does... Does she say stuff like that or does she say more vague things? I don't think you've ever really been to one.

I've only been to a tarot card reader. oh that's different no you could that's in the definitely same space it really it's definitely

in the same book maybe the tower card reader had a crystal ball it was just like she was like to break that thing out you need a couple

hundred bucks yeah a couple hundred bucks to bring out my ball I don't know play with the ball it depends it depends what you go to

it depends really who wants to be filmed I don't think you could find a lot of people that are willing to be filmed with it do you think being on camera

suppresses the deity's ability to come to the surface probably unless you have a really old CTV camera that's very pixelated, like a security footage. That's where all the stuff...

We can't really talk about aliens on here, right? Every time YouTube goes, hey, alien guy. They'll put a Wikipedia page under your thing. No big aliens. No big alien stuff. Because I was going to say, there's a lot of alien stuff going around right now. Is there? I think so. I've always seen it. I saw the report of

there was a guy, like a police body cam footage of a mysterious object and then a mile away there was like people who were like there are two eight feet tall people in our farm backyard right now what that's pretty scary recent this is pretty recent yeah it's it's it's that's what i'm saying and then right around the same time didn't ufo stuff get released though youtube's gonna flag the shit out of this nor youtube nor youtube we're not saying nothing we're not saying they're real or they're fake which it's we're saying about them saying about them it's okay

and your mom showed me a video my mom thinks my my my mother my mom thinks she saw a ufo she she she showed me the video and she went what what what else could that be you tell me you tell me tell me what i was like i don't know it could have been a honestly the thing it did have like very peculiar light movements like so it didn't look like a plane it didn't look like a star my guess is probably like it's one of those drones it's just a passer like it's just like you know regular consumer drone pretty high for lights but it was pretty high i think it was you know it was during the time of the smog so maybe it was like do they do they have balloons or something or devices that check the air quality it could be that could have been something like

that i didn't have the heart to tell her that i didn't think it was a ufo it didn't i told i just said no spine i just said you know what you know what it could be it it certainly is an unidentified flying object that's that's certainly that's the thing once he gave her that she started going you see you see to me to me technically it's a ufo i have footage of a ufo because i didn't identify it right and then she said you guys should send it to tmz i'm not doing as if we have connections she's like you guys do it you know how you know the people yeah you figure it out we know the tmz people i don't want anybody asking me questions not a single person true you and and if you you really gotta recount all the details to the teeth or if you're trying to

put forward an alien encounter. That's how you get the two guys in black suits to show up to your door, too. True. That would, if... They hit the thing with the glasses on? Now, if my mom said that, it's like, yeah, these men showed up to the door asking if we'd seen anything.

Now I'm starting to, okay, this is getting a little weird. A little weird? It's getting a little weird. No, but they would erase her memory. She wouldn't even say that. No, but why would they erase her memory if she said no? Wouldn't they be like, alright. I think they erase your memory is like from more from the movie men in black but i think the men in black thing that show up your door after you talk about aliens is supposedly a real thing well yeah we weren't

saying that the real people erase your memory he just said that literally you gotta listen no i know but i thought you were joking about men in black first of all i didn't know that men in black were real people yeah no oh yeah yeah yeah it's a real if you know that supposedly like if you go around you catch an alien on film you talk about this and that publicly like apparently guys in black suits two guys it's always two guys i don't know you need a partner you need a partner will come up to your door and like start asking you questions and stuff wow supposedly that's kind of creepy i think that's where maybe the men in black stuff is inspired from oh man should we hire two actors to show up to my mom's house that would be so rude it's so funny rude oh my god funny

craigslist for like 30 bucks a pop yeah i mean i also just don't want to send random craigslist craigs last what the fuck's happening random guys i'm craig i've always said this you got to be careful with stuff like that because these kind of events if if you validate them even if it's a joke those are the things that can send people off the deep end oh my mom like my mom just believes in nothing anymore yeah now she's like they were here in the black suits it was real and you know what i need to delete the video off her phone yeah yeah what i was right there mom what were you talking i just gaslight my mom into a mental hospital you can you can do that you can you can When you do that stuff, you're like, you're Diet Truman showing them a bit.

Diet Truman. You're setting up a fake reality around these guys show up and she caught a UFO. You know what? You are right. I'm Diet Truman showing my mom about aliens. It's like a light version. Yeah. It's Truman light.

Yeah. Well, we have Truman Show. Social media is essentially us watching a thousand Truman Shows all at once. Yeah, but people are all in on it. That's true, I guess. Yeah. There's no way a Truman Show-esque event would ever get by, right? I mean, not really.

Wait, what about the show? Did you see that show, Jury Duty? That is the Truman Show for a week. Right, right. For two weeks. For a week. That's not what I'm talking about. True.

A lifetime. But also, now that guy is famous, he didn't even know what was happening. He's on all these talk shows and stuff. He didn't know that he was becoming famous while it was happening. That's a good point. What if he just didn't want to be famous? like that's nothing he they just chose this guy and changed his life that's it but he goes on a pod every week about it he i'm sure he loves it well you caught the right guy yeah you caught the

right guy yeah i think they did a lot of they do a lot of background and shit on the guy they pick they definitely do a lot of background and they actually said i was watching an interview with him and they said uh he he was talking to one of the guys and he was like oh i liked you on parks and rec and and the guy was like oh yeah that was a while ago like still in character and then that guy like mysteriously got dropped out of the courtroom because he you know knew that he was an actor you're obviously not supposed to know that whatever i don't have you seen it it's really funny i don't want to watch it no i didn't watch it i was on prime now when i first came out i was on free v there's another one there's one every week no but like i feel like my toxic trait of

that is me thinking that i would never no one would ever be able to pull that off on me i don't think i don't think you'd be able to i mean definitely the the fact that they put in the famous actor and that was part of the storyline definitely like lowers your guard a little bit because you're like oh this is the famous actor and i'm guessing the case was in california or something that'd be somewhere with actors right there's two actors now in the court case what are the odds of that even true like if samuel jackson was in there like i don't think i should be here maybe but it's it's pretty good and when they tell him he's like he doesn't even really understand what's happening because he's just like dumbfounded he's like what does he cry no but he does get it

a hundred thousand dollars what just for being in it yeah this this man this man just essentially woke up one day and that was it and walked into a better life yeah into a better life but but at the end it's very funny at the end he's like oh shit this isn't even real jury duty like he can still got called to jury duty again that was he didn't serve any jury duty what if he got a what if he like halfway through how long does it take uh it was it was like two weeks but they but as part of the case it was uh like they got sequestered which can happen in a real court case and so you all have to stay in one hotel so like you can't go home you can't have your phones you can't like go out in the outside world damn that's how they caught it like made him stay there i

guess it's a spoiler alert but what was the case not really murder the case was just about the case is honestly like pretty irrelevant really yeah it would be funny if they had to sequester him for like a parking ticket for two weeks like now i'm now i'd be angry i would always be irritable no the reason they had to sequester him is because the actor who who is a real actor who was like playing himself in the in the show he was trying to get out of jury duty so he called the paparazzi to come like take pictures of him and then the sheriff was like this i mean the judge was like this is too like this is too much like too much uh flash photography in my courtroom like i don't want these the details of this leaking so now we're sequestering but it's

interesting because now this is like a weird like aren't aren't they doing something illegal they don't have the legal authority to sequester someone well yeah that's true and can anyone just pretend to be a judge can i just pretend to be a judge and convince someone in real life that they think i'm a judge so they technically kidnapped him for two weeks that's a good point although i think i think you know i'm sure they have some kind of way they do it i mean he applied to be on something but he didn't know what it was like months and months and months and months ago so he's they probably got rid of got the documentation all they made him sign something there that he didn't even read but they did kidnap him for two weeks how he signed up for something a

while ago i don't know something's fishy you don't buy it something's fishy to me i think it's fake something's fishy to me what's real bro nothing literally nothing what's real nothing except for this show except for this show we're the realest around you are the real real around town fist bump Boom. How's that ghost? Use code Danny. Use code Danny. What flavor is that?

Tropical mango. Okay. Pretty good. I'm a mango-flavored boy. I like mango. Spicy mango. You ever have, like, a mango with tajin on it? No.

What the hell is that? I'm not a loser. It's tasty. It's what you put on margaritas. Yeah, it's like... The rim of a spicy margarita. I don't really know what it is. It's like peppery salt almost.

Also, I mean... I thought they put salt on the rim of a margarita. This is like... Tajin is like spicy. Oh. salt like substance if you have a jalapeno margarita

or something a smoky spicy margarita you get I'm not a margarita salt on the rim guy I was about to say I hate it

sugar on the rim or is that too much I'm not a little girl JT okay you sound like a little girl I don't like salt I don't like sugar

I like you happy with yourself yes very actually I like sugar for straws so the rim rim jobs don't really do much for me

yeah but you could give a You could do it. But do you ever see a place that puts too much salt on the rim? It's like, what the fuck? It's a pretzel. What are we doing here? It's a pretzel. Or in a...

Oh, there's a little gnat around here. Yeah. A little gnat. Gnat. Like a coronita. The salt, you know, it's just... First of all, that drink is already so wet. You know?

The glass... No one has ever bought a coronita on purpose, but continue. The fuck does that mean? The tiny ones? Oh, no, no. I'm talking about... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're talking about a Corona Margarita.

No, I'm talking, yeah, Corona Margarita when they put the little one in it. I didn't mean this mini glass bottle is always just soaking. I'm talking about that. You know, it's almost a fishbowl and it has a beer in it. I've always been so intrigued by the physics of that, you know, how like it can go in and then it won't come out. Like more beer won't come out until you drink more and then it'll start to go. It's incredible.

It's just too much science for me. It's like you ever seen how they have a fish tank and somehow this part of the tank is above the rest of the tank, but it's filled to the brim with water, and the fish can swim up there, and it's defying gravity. And they could say, hey, you know what? I think the way that that was discovered was somebody was pouring a drink,

and then they were like, oh, it's overflowing, and then they tried to do that, and then they went, wait a minute, wait a minute, it's not going down. Wait, so the person saw it overflowing and pushed it in more? And then they went, ah, ah, ah, and then they just put it in by accident. Or maybe it was creating a lot of splash, and he went, oh, good jeez, and he put it in

to let it go in carefully. Okay, okay. I think it more that bottle was just deep in the glass and while he was pulling out, he realized, oh, that's weird. It's not, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That could be two. I think mine's more likely.

I think yours is least likely. If we could rank, I'll go JT, me, you. You said that the glass is overfilling so what this man decided to do was shove it in the glass. And then it solved his problem. It did solve his problem.

Maybe. I don't know. You never know. Honestly, you never do know. You never know. Also, who figured out that if you put a boat underneath the water, you have a little air? I don't think that's real, by the way. Oh, yeah.

Totally. I don't. Absolutely. From Pirates of the Caribbean when they're at the bottom of the ocean? Absolutely real. No. Well, 100% real, but. You'll probably have oxygen.

No, not that. You can't. You can't go under the water. You're not strong. No one's strong enough to bring a full canoe down to the bottom of the ocean. But it would work. It would work in the sense that you can't get under the water. You just breathe.

If you attached cinder blocks to it, you could. Okay. Here we go. A lot of them. You can do it with a plastic Tupperware. Yeah. Okay. If I took a big Tupperware and went up to the bottom of your pool.

Yeah. Breathing space. Yeah. You get a whole extra breath maybe. No. You get many breaths. Do you ever see those old school scuba diver tanks? They put it on your head.

That's true. That is what those are. No, no, no. That's what those are. They have holes. They have holes. Didn't they have a whole tube that ran up and attached it to the helmet? No, no, no.

I don't think they were just going in. They were going in. In a glass kind of iron tube. Yes. Yes, they were. Are we sure about this? Absolutely positive. They used to bring bells down.

I know that. Like church bells. Why? Like, same thing. It was big enough and heavy enough to go fishing. The pirates would just drop church bells. A lot of air. You could come up, fish a little.

Have you ever done a snuba? it's in between snorkeling and scuba diving. Basically, there's like a little floating backpack that has an oxygen tank on it, and that just floats on the water, and you have like 20 feet. It's just like go down and... It's just a really long tube.

It's just a really long tube, yeah, essentially. There's essentially a raft that you're breathing in and out from. It's an air raft and an oxygen vape. That's great because you don't have to do all the training required to go down an actual scuba, but... Regular snorkeling kind of sucks. Regular snorkeling does kind of suck. Yeah, you just stay at the surface and just do this the whole time.

And didn't someone get eaten by a shark recently snorkeling? Not even scuba diving? No, but like eaten. You know, you could get bit by a shark. A man got eaten snorkeling. That's a little intense. Then they found the shark and dragged it to the beach and clubbed it to death. Eye for an eye.

Fin for a fin. Fin for a fin. Limb for a limb. That's a little intense, though. I don't think I could ever scuba, though, because I can't do the thing. You have to do this thing where you breathe eight, like, I forgot how you do it exactly,

but you, like, push air out. Yeah, and then it'll, or else your eyes, like, the pressure fucks up, and your eyes, like, rupture or whatever. And your ears, right? And your ears, too. Wait, so you don't do that on planes? Like, when your ears hurt, and you don't, like...

No, I can do that. Equalize. I can do that but my snorkeling person that I did when I was in Hawaii did snorkeling and they were trying to teach me how to dive beneath and they were like

do it like how you would burp I'm like I can't you're supposed to suck in air a little bit and swallow it and that clears I think that's the same thing they're just reverse telling you about

the blowing out the nose thing but I can't do it And then somebody Same trip Somebody lost their fucking bracelet Dropped it down in the middle of the ocean So one of his poor staff had to go down When she came back up

Both eyes totally bloodshot Because she just ruptured a blood vessel Well she should know how to do it right Yeah I guess she couldn't burp either I mean I think sometimes it just doesn't matter If you're going down that far Also listen bitch If you're dropping your bracelet down there

If you're wearing a bracelet snorkeling I'm not going to get it True. Why would you? First of all, don't wear it. A bit foolish. Yeah. It's like, yeah, I'm going to wear my Apple Watch snorkeling and my gold chains.

Actually, you can wear an Apple Watch. I know. Yeah. But would you? What if it fell? Or does it float? Probably not. They're pretty light, but I guess it's the density.

My brother lost his glasses, prescription glasses, on kind of the bouncy house castles in the water. So he was just playing, wore his glasses, lost them. So I put on goggles, and I was just scouring the bottom of the ocean, essentially, for them. I finally found them, and I, you know, because it was so long. I found them, and I cheered, and I lost a little bit of air. Then I went up, and I just was directly in the center underneath the big bouncy castle. Couldn't breathe.

Oh, God. Jesus Christ. Wasn't good. And I almost half gasped for air, and then I was, you know, like deep sea cave diver crawling on my back to the air, and I got it. I'm here. What was this? This was in the ocean?

Yeah. You had a bouncy castle in the ocean? Yeah, you know, like float pads and stuff. You never... Is that one of those trampoline things? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, those are cool. So, almost got taken out by a floating trampoline.

Not great. See, I would think that that would have sufficient space to do the thing we're talking about. I'll tell you what, didn't have it. Didn't have it. I can tell you from personal experience. I'll tell you what, I wish you were right. I promise I wish.

What if you just went... I'm going to risk that. I'm going to risk breathing under the water just in case. I guess so. There's two options, right? I push a little harder. My brothers are probably bouncing on it, murdering me, bouncing on my aqua grave,

or I just make it another 20-ish seconds to open air. I'll tell you which one I chose. No, I mean, that's fair. The one that makes me still here today. The one that makes me... I'm glad Danny wouldn't have made it out. I would have made it out. You think so?

First of all, I don't give a shit whether my brother loses his glass or not. I'm going to dive into the bottom of the ocean. Oh, man. They're like $700 glasses. Well, that's a whole lot of his problem. Well, he was eight, maybe. That's really a whole lot of my parents' problem.

Why are you giving this eight-year-old glasses in the ocean? Yeah, if you're going to be glasses in the ocean, put those fucking nerd things on them. He had them. He had them on. Well, then how did that happen? Couldn't tell you. Sometimes eight-year-olds, they just, things happen. They find a way.

They find a way. To fuck it all up. Yeah. You ever been eight? Once. You found many a way to fuck something up. I guess so. It's tough.

you guys ever almost drown nah no almost drown is intense i guess but besides that point actually i should probably stop going in the water i feel like it's not almost drowning it's just you're drowning and then surviving like i'm certainly i've certainly almost drowned like i've almost been out of air but like the things you're talking about i feel like that is just you drowning and then surviving uh i feel like it's not the same thing drowning doesn't need to end in a death. No, but I think you'd have to be

resuscitated or something. See, if you're going that far, then no. I don't mean that. I probably mean... I don't think Antonio can say, I drowned one time.

If you're just choking on salt water and you're like, cannot breathe and you're like flailing, that's drowning. You're drowning. Were you choking on salt water?

I was choking on salt water... Too long a day. I was choking on salt water, but I wasn't flailing. I'm not a little bitch. I stood perfectly calm and I realized that I had 10 seconds

maybe left and I made it. I think that if Antonio came back to the beach and went, yeah, I just drowned. And I would be like, calm down, buddy. Well, I mean, if I said that, I didn't just drown. But then he's saying that would be factually inaccurate.

I think that's drowning. How? I think when you get back to the surface, you have to, like, compose yourself and cough a bunch and a bunch of water comes out. OK. That's drowning. You drowned.

You drowned. No, you didn't drown. You were drowning. But you were drowning and survived. OK, I'm leaning more towards his side again. I'm not going to argue. You have the most dramatic man on this set telling you that you drowned and you're agreeing with him.

Okay. Because it's not almost drowning. You didn't almost drown. You were drowning. But you just said he didn't drown. But he didn't drown. Yeah, he didn't drown. We're using the verb drowning,

not the end result of drown. Yeah, that's the act. No. Verb end. That's the result. Yeah, that's just the result. Verb and result. Still a verb.

He drowned. He, noun, drowned. No, no, it's not a verb if it's drowned. Yes, it is. No, it's drowning is a verb. So what is, if you say he drowned, what's the verb in that sentence? Every sentence has a verb. Past participle.

Every, filibuster. I think he's right. Every sentence has a verb. What's the verb in he drowned? Is it he? Not every sentence has a verb. No, every sentence has a verb. He drowned.

I was. Was is the verb. What? How is was a verb? He said I was happy, was is a verb. What's that sentence where it's like Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo? Buffalo is the verb. Suck my balls.

How is Buffalo a verb there? Because Buffalo means to like bully or something. And bully is a verb. It's Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo in Buffalo. Yeah, basically. Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo. I am. I am.

Am is the verb. Fuck, how is that possible? Because that is what you're doing. whatever you're about to say if you're saying i am cool you're being i am being cool i no no i didn't say being bitch i'm telling you this is how it works i i i is not correct and also is there's a verb in every sentence whatever i don't believe you i'll figure it either way you did drown. I was definitely drowning.

At some point in there, I was drowning. I'd say you were probably like five seconds away from drowning. That's my opinion. So the only, in your eyes, we'll get off drowning in a second. In your eyes, it's only drowning if you die, or you gotta be resuscitated.

That's the only thing. I think you have to be saved in some aspect. Okay, so that's a third option. also being saved, to be was drowning. Because maybe you don't even have to be resuscitated, but if you're like, there's no hope for you, and then boom, big, hunky David Hasselhoff comes in and saves you, like, yeah, you were drowning.

That's the only thing. That's kind of what my whole argument rests on, is that people have definitely drowned and survived. Yeah, yeah. Oh, of course, yeah, yeah. Be careful in the water. Be careful in the water. And don't go scouring the bottom of the ocean.

Careful of riptides. Always have an adult also. Swim to the side. Yeah, if you're strong enough. If not, just get out there and just start praying. Start swimming. What about, I mean, in morbid Dan news, what about the kid that jumped off the cruise and just poof?

Oh, yeah, he's gone now. Poof, gone. There's a lot of debate that it was actually sharks that did it. Yeah, I saw that too. And, you know, it's the same thing. This footage is people blowing up this screen. It's like, no, you can see the shark right here. I'm like, I don't know what I'm looking at.

Like, it doesn't look like anything. It's like an alien footage thing. not even yeah i mean have you ever tried to record the sea at night it's just black void it's pretty dark pretty dark it's pretty dark you know what's terrifying though the thought of when they do it they do a search party and they scour this area and boats and boats and planes go across a grid across this area where they think he is but it's so dark and like you're looking for a tiny speck in the water that he can see the boats going by but they can't see him that is they can you can see them with their lights and honking and maybe it can try to yell out to them and they can't see

him that is a rough thought honestly but also you know don't be jumping off boats yeah i mean don't be jumping off just that is just not that's obviously not the right thing to do falling off a boat accidentally oh yeah all right you got me that sucks jumping what are we doing yeah i think he was like they're two terrible friends yeah honestly i would feel like even first of all just in case one of you is that dumb not darren but here's the thing like i might like dare antonio to do it as a joke because i know he's not gonna but then there are friends that you have you that you don't dare because you know they're dumb enough like oh he might do it if i tell him yeah to do it yeah so either you don't dare those friends yeah which in itself is dumb

yeah how how is how is there a person that you that you need to be careful to not dare to jump off a cruise ship or a boat, whatever it is. It was definitely a cruise ship. I didn't watch the footage that much. Well,

when you do something like that, you also, I mean, maybe his thinking is, oh, they'll come back and save me. You ruined like everyone's, the captain,

the whole crew has to turn this boat around and go get you. So even the thought of doing it, like you, yeah, very selfish.

You thought you were going to essentially ruin the cruise day with that move. And do you know how hard it is to turn around the cruise ship? Oh, God.

It takes so long. I, you know, I don't even go into, honestly, i don't even go into lakes i don't even go into lakes i'm getting there no i'm getting there i don't even go into lakes you know i don't i don't know what's underneath there i don't want anything touching my toes i can't imagine jumping into the ocean in in just the middle of it see this almost now hear me out almost there's something that's way more scary about

the lake oh you're on my side no no you said definitely i don't go to lakes i'm definitely not jump in the ocean oh let me make it clear not going into both i'm saying the lakes are more scary because the ocean it's like yes there's there's terrifying things in this ocean but it's also so vast it's almost incomprehensible how big it is lake everything that's in that lake is in there it's very close it's very close you can say the same thing on the ocean no but everything is in is it's just in this one spot whatever's in there is it could touch you i don't know let's put it this way okay would you rather be in like hey a large jungle with so many things that could eat you or a very tiny portion of

jungle where you know there's a tiger inside of it so you would you rather be in a jungle what do you know in this lake that is equivalent to a tiger it's a good question i've been in lakes where people are like oh watch out for the water moccasins venomous snake that's why are you here why are you kayaking like it's no big deal why were you there i didn't want to be that's fair that's a little i was just in the i was in my kayak i was like they were like oh get come on jump off the jump off the dock it's like no way jose first of all Water snakes? Fuck off.

Yeah, no, you're right. Venomous water snakes? What are we doing here? And why are we giving these venomous things such cute names? Like, oh, the water moccasin. It's like, get out of here, slipper. Yeah, and it's like, are they coming out with new fucking snakes? This is a water-type snake we have now?

I thought snakes were ground-type. Snakes could fly. They got air snakes. There are snakes that fly, too. They got air snakes. All we need is electric-type snakes. there's already electric eels there's electric eels

now we just need fire type snakes they haven't come out with the fire one yet dragons not real but dragons-ish it's dragon adjacent a snake is dragon adjacent

also have you ever seen a komodo dragon that is a tiny little dragon seen it no that's a tiny little dragon does it breathe fire

I feel like it's just a giant lizard it has scales that's a better point it doesn't have wings does it have wings dragon-ish No, it doesn't have wings.

And it doesn't breathe fire? No. It does spit venom. I don't think it spits. I think they're actually still not sure how it works. They think that it either bites you and it has venom, or it bites you and it has such disgusting bacteria in its mouth that it just will infect your wound and kill you.

Either way, whatever they bite goes away and dies. Don't get bitten by Komodo dragons either. Let's stay away from those. Can we try to use our influence here to get Coyote Peterson on this podcast? I love that guy. He's my Steve Irwin. I would only try if you agree to get bit by something. Oh, go fuck yourself.

You got to get bit by something. No. No. What do you think, in fire ant? No. Or bullet ant? Are you crazy? Bullet ant.

That's like on the five on the index. That's the highest it goes. Yeah, but think about it this way. Only one by five? Yeah, even hit, it's very bad scale, honestly. Even his reaction to the bullet ant, and he's gotten bitten by just heinous things. He was like, oh my God, I want to rip him.

I want to cut my arm off right now. He's putting on a show, a little gag, a little bluff. He's not putting on a show. It is incredibly venomous. Think about it this way. You get bit by the bullet ant. Every other thing that causes you pain doesn't seem so bad now. You just got to go through that once.

That's not a good reason to be in pain. I also don't think that's how it works. Oh, it's definitely how it works. I don't think so. Personally, I swear to God, I think that's how it works. So after you have a really traumatic like leg break, like if you a year later stub your toe, you're like, this is nothing compared to when I broke my leg. When I had my pineal cyst on my tailbone, on my tailbone, on my tailbone, your butt, and they didn't anesthesia me properly and they sliced right into me. It was it was the most pain I've ever felt.

And I swear to God, nothing's nothing. No matter what's happened to me has been like, that's nothing. But that's all your fault. Emotional pain. JT, I wish I had him. That's all your fault, though. you've gotta if any doctor

or dentist or whatever the first rule is if you feel anything as I start to do it say something immediately I didn't anesthesia you properly I wish they ran down the list of rules

I'm supposed to say when I was a teenager you just say ahhh well I'm not a bitch either Danny I'm not a little bitch then you just did this for no reason

well no it was quick it was a slice they sliced me open so it was already over yeah it was already over what am I gonna do ow or now they're gonna

panic and fuck it up more What am I going to do? I'm going to shake and then slice into me deeper? No, you raise your hand. I raise my hand. Wait for the teacher to call on you? That's what they do at the dentist because you can't speak, obviously. Right.

I was on my stomach. Okay. Like this. Arms out, legs out, spread. And I was just gripping on to the hospital bed as hard as I possibly can. But they did anesthesia you somewhere. They put it up my nose. Oh, my God.

They didn't even do, like, topical anesthesia? Danny, they fucking didn't. They put it up my nose, and you know what you're supposed to do when you put it up your nose? Probably let it wait a little, maybe. Let it go in. They went, not fast enough.

Not fast enough. You end up getting high 20 minutes later when it's completely done. Yeah, not fast enough. It's like, I don't feel stuff now. Yeah. Well, that's just an irresponsible doctor. There was a lot of nurses.

I think they just threw, I think they throw the untrained or the bad people the pinealysis, because it's just butt pus, I think, or something. What do we got here? Yeah, we should. No, we're good. We're good for Jason.

We're good for Jason. Good for Jason. Tell them where to find you. You can find me on Instagram at JTHolden97. Crush that. Nailed it, dude. That was crazy. Danny?

You can follow me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can find me right now. You can go do it at AntPrisco. Can't forget to follow. The Picky Boys on Instagram, YouTube. The Picky Boys on Twitch and Picky Boys Gaming on YouTube. We got so many channels now. Oh, can I say something?

Yes. If you want. I never thought people make it this far. I thought they skipped out on the socials part. Bro, how many people commented raspberries? It was a lot of raspberries. That was crazy. Honestly, more than I expected.

Yeah. A little raspberry crew over there. We're just little homeless raspberries. Homeless? I don't know. What raspberries really do have a home? My belly. That's their home.

Yeah, but then they leave eventually, don't they? Yeah. They all do. It's a halfway house. Goodbye, everybody.