Picky Boys Podcast - Fill My Coffin With Popcorn - Picky Boys Podcast #359

Episode Date: January 26, 2025

Follow Us On Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys On today's episode, Martin, Danny, and Antonio discuss a unique toilet dilemma and how to solve the problem with a throne room! They also try to figure out the best vessel to bring to "bring your own popcorn bucket" day, and a new innovative way to drink beer through your nose! What vessel would you bring to fill with popcorn? Join the Patreon for more videos!- https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys New Subathon & Valentine's Day Merch OUT NOW! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Martin - https://www.instagram.com/marcin_mierz/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/  

What's going on, everybody? Antonio here. Before we get to the episode, I got to tell you about what we're doing today at 6 p.m. Twitch.tv slash ThePickyBoys. We're doing a silent football watching stream. What that means is during the game, we're going to have two benches, three people, three people, and you can't make a noise during anything that happens in the game, good or bad. Now, if you do, your whole team has to take a shot. Now, we're still going to talk during the timeouts, the halftime, the commercials, so don't worry about that. But if you want to Watch along, root along, twitch.tv slash thepickyboys. Thank you so much.

Strap in, get the strap on, and get me strapped up. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Welcome, welcome, welcome. I'm Danny Antonio, and you're not JT. Imposter. Not JT. Not JT. JT is here.

Jason, flash your morning voice. Hello. There he is. Jason looks like he skinned a bear. Oh, yeah. When he walked in, I was like, Willie Mammoth? Willie Mammoth fell away here.

Oh, wow. Willie Mammoth. Jason, he could be a time traveler. We don't know. That's true. Where's JT? Good question, random person from back there. Skiing.

He's skiing. He pushed back his trip so he could hang out for my birthday. I got sick. We didn't hang out anyway. He went skiing. That's true. He didn't push it back. No.

No. I'm sorry I couldn't think my friends would want to hang out. No, it was just the way the weeks worked. Hey, you couldn't let me have that. I couldn't let you have that. Not an ounce of that. I wasn't going to allow JT to take credit for something that he certainly didn't care about either. You didn't want JT to move up in my mind on the friend bar.

I'll ask you a question right now. Here we go. Did JT ask you, oh, what are we doing? I know you're sick. Maybe we're doing something? No, he didn't do that. No. Did he know you were sick?

I did. Well, he definitely knew I was sick. But he did go, like, before I got sick, he's like, oh, I'm going to be around for your birthday. Are we doing something? He gave me that. Did you see any evidence of him being sick? I think he faked it. No, he was very sick.

Thank you. I saw him eating soup like an old man. Before. He was shaking. Yeah, what do you want? Before I flick you in the nose, accuse me of lying again and see what happens. You do it all the time. I kiss you right on the little lips.

Dumb bowling shirt Dan. Got him. All right. Well, I'm going to take a sip of water here. What the hell? That's mine. That's mine. That's my Rainforest Cafe thing.

And you didn't hand wash it. You put it in the dishwasher, didn't you? And you ruined the whole goddamn aesthetic. You think I washed that? That wasn't, I know that wasn't like that. Who says this is yours? Incoming oral thrush party. Oh, yeah, well, no, it's his now.

First of all, I got a, I love the Rainforest Cafe. What's wrong with that? I was looking for that. Well, I mean, you should find yours. This is mine. Give me that. Give me that back now. Give me that.

You're not, give me that. Thanks so much for making fun of my bowling shirt. You could tell he was grinding Wii Sports bowling because not only did you hear the music blasting throughout the house, but he came down wearing that shirt. I have been grinding Wii Sports bowling. True. Ever since my massive achievement last week.

Twitch.tv slash the picky boys. That's a get your notification when we go live on Twitch. Danny bowled a perfect 300. He couldn't end until he did it, and he got nine hours worth of bowling. Yeah. This was two weeks ago at this point. Did we talk about it, though? No.

This was not two weeks ago. Well, when this comes out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to flip my brain. How many times do we have to tell you this? You have to think like it's the future. I don't like this. It's Sunday, January 29th, I think.

I don't like to go into the future. All right, Jason, what do you got for us? Don't worry about what I'm doing. We got a question. Yeah, yeah. Hit us with a question. We haven't done a question. What day is it?

Oh, it's the 31st, the last day of January. So you lied about it all. Here's the deal. You owe $1 million today, but you can never use the same toilet more than once in the same year. It's always pee-pee or poo-poo with you. This is a great question. It is a good question. All right, so I get $1 million tax-free right in my hand, but I could never use the same toilet more than once in the same year.

That's a tough one. It means you can only use the toilets in your house that one time. True. That's emergency, probably. And you can only use it for— You don't use it for pee. You can grab a bucket, it says. Can I use the same bucket?

No. No. And the deal is offered every year. With all toilets being available again. Someone said, can I use the same tree or does a bucket count? That's what I'm saying. What happens when you shit your pants? Those aren't technically toilets, so.

I mean, in a bucket. That's true. You can just pee in the shower all the time. True. Poop is the problem. No, just start pooping in the shower. I would probably save my home toilet for, you know. Crazy emergency.

Yeah, crazy emergency. I'll be honest. I'm back to what I just said. I think my shower is my new toilet. What are you going to do with the poop? I'll just smash it. I'll smash it down the drain. Just like, okay, Barry says, just waffle stomp it down the drain.

That's exactly it. Who agreed with me there? Barry? Okay, Barry. Waffle stomp it. Why does he have a name for it? Why does he have a name for it? It would be a waffle because of the great serrations.

I think the meta here is to end your year well and start it off bad. So basically at the beginning of the year, I'm going to travel a large distance to go to the toilet. And then as the year goes on, I'll have a closer and closer perimeter of toilets that I can use at my disposal. Yeah. During the holidays and whatnot. Yeah. Shower. Shower.

They go all in my backyard I don't think that counts Why wouldn't that count? I don't think that counts It said toilet Hey this magic genie messed up Not me They did say toilet

Specifically toilet Shower is not a toilet They didn't say room They didn't say stall I'll tell you what They said toilet My tomatoes that season Are gonna be nice and plump

Cause I know what I'm doing You're gonna fertilize your own tomatoes I'm gonna Yep It's gonna be There's something disgusting about that But It's a way of life

It's a way of life Circle life Because it says specifically in the source here. Are you trying to take away my shower? Got a poop in the middle of the night? Grab another bucket. So that's making it sound like one bucket cannot be used again, which makes it sound like one shower cannot be used again.

Because you're using it as a toilet. You're using it. Yeah, you just can't poop and pee in the same place at all. So can I do it in the same garden but in a different hole? Peeing's easy. Bottles. Yeah. A million bottles.

That's easy. And honestly, maybe like a quart takeout containers for number two. Listen, I'm trying to get the bag here. Right. Without using the bag. Yes, it's repulsive. Right. But can I just buy a million dollars worth, well, not a million dollars worth of buckets,

but like 365 buckets and put them by the shower? I believe so, yes. And just one a day? Yeah, you might have to buy like 500. Because you think you're only pooping once a day? You need something bad, something wrong. You probably need a couple of those. How much is a toilet?

You can't just keep buying toilets. And having them installed. Jason, how much is a toilet? There's going to be a few hundred. How much is a toilet? Yeah, but I have a million dollars. Okay, let's do toilet math. I'm sorry, everybody, by the way.

Okay, a toilet is $94. $94. And I'm sure we can get a bulk discount here. Right. Honestly, imagine. Where are you storing all these toilets? And again, this is happening year after year. at this point i'm going to make a house i'm going to make a bathroom a special bathroom

that has seven toilets in it and every week a new contractor will come and replace the honestly i'm gonna get a million dollars a year i'm gonna get a million dollars that's a pretty good idea i'll call the throne room yeah yeah yeah and then at one point you have a mansion that has 365 toilets in it it's just like we're telling me we can't find a cheaper toilet than $90? We can't get like a $45 toilet? You could definitely get a $45. eBay, yeah, here we go. You can't get a used toilet?

It got more expensive on eBay. Nah, it's not. eBay's not so cheap. What about typing bulk toilet sale? Bulk toilet sale? Bulk toilet sale? Is this my computer?

This is for, I guess, hotels might type this in. toilet sale near me we're not gonna get bulk pricing toilets let's see oh yeah home depot what do we got 99 you know buy three or more it goes down by 10 bucks oh buy three more okay wait okay okay click on one yeah let's see if there's tears to this yeah right what do we do is your credit card on here okay all right all right you know what let's not respite all right well they got 56 in stock all right ed okay so 19 toy 19 toilets was that 1600 okay but we saved 178 dollars yeah at least three units so it only goes they're 84 bucks oh it's not we could do better all right

so i gotta go to like one of those big like manufacturers 84 bucks times 365 all right i got it i got it i got it okay calculator here we go 84 bucks times 365 is 30k that's not bad Throw another 10K on top of that. Yeah, do more. Might as well. 40K. You know what? I think I'm doing that.

All you got to do is make it through the first year, and then you invest, and you're set for life. I think I'm renovating just my basement and putting 100 toilets. And then you just put red tape on the walls? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be like, out of service. Honestly, I mean, now we'd have to go to different Home Defos and stuff. but you could probably just use them at once and then return it i mean why are we skipping out on this i guess we got the million dollars why are we skipping out on these toilets no but i'm getting

a million bucks a year for sure we can do this so you're getting a million bucks throw 100k of that into your toilet where and then just replace the toilets oh easy yeah taking this easy the dicey thing is you can't you can't let it go at the end of the year and mess up because it says if you use it twice you need to repay the million dollars that's unfortunate bro it's not hard to not poop no i know i know and i'd have to you'd have to have some kind of marker system i think it's imagine you mess up though and like some guy just like you're in like the mall and like all the guys just freaking kicks down the door my money back you're like no i would be worried about like a drunk pissing thing like oh yeah like going to the bathroom twice not even i think i might mess

this up just because i forget like just not thinking about it like you wake up in the morning you're still your eyes are still closed and you're just pissing yeah well good question good question i'm gonna say yes i think we all say yes you're gonna take it bro even if you take the 500 000 of it and do it it's still worth it what do you what do you what are you really doing people when they walk into the basement they might be a little confused i'll just say it's my job i test toilets yeah and they're like you make it it's just the same toilet you make a million a year with that it's like don't ask questions don't ask questions he's a toilet man it's hard for us not to uh pivot from toilet to more poop and pee so can we get something that's not poop and pee quick just for

a pivot oh did he go he said oh just for a pivot i got this one about a butt plug oh my god all for the love of god i'll save that i don't know this is what the hell is that what is this all right so this is a cinemark did a bring your own bucket only five dollars god this is good uh so what someone i knew about this so a movie theater said you could bring your own bucket to fill up popcorn yeah that's a mistake that's right someone's gonna come with that like 55 gallon like garbage bins it rolls on wheels and stuff i think there's probably a cap there's a The limit here is 400 ounces. 400 ounces is a lot, isn't it?

Two extra large popcorns. Yeah, it's a lot of popcorn. It's like a little small gardening bucket. Also, if you're doing this promotion, bring your own bucket, BYOB, and you're capping it, don't be a loser. Why are we capping this? Well, you have to cap it. You have to cap it because someone's going to do what I just said. Someone's going to bring a bathtub or something.

Yeah. That's what people are doing. What are people bringing? Oh, is that an urn? That's an urn. That's an urn. What the hell? That's an urn.

They just brought a cone, like a street cone. Yeah, they probably just found it. It's like, oh, God, what am I going to do? Yeah. Also, half of these things they're bringing are probably less than just the bucket of popcorn. The urn is wild. The urn is crazy. Was that used?

It's a very pretty urn. Wait, can you click the next picture? Yeah, what else we got? What do we got? This is classic. Okay, yeah, that's good. It's classic. That's a lot.

I like that. It's classic. This is just huge. I don't know what that is. Is that a filing cabinet thing? That kind of looks like a filing cabinet. It's a drawer. Yeah, it's definitely a drawer.

That's hilarious. See, what about, how would you bring these home? Like, I don't want to deal with this. Oh, after. All that popcorn? Yes, that steel popcorn gets nasty. I think it's just kind of for the jokes. True.

We got just a big basket. It's just like an Ikea basket. A laundry basket. A home goods hamper. how are they measuring out 400 ounces by the way these i mean they have the scoopers right it's like oh 50 ounces that's what boom boom boom go back to the first picture this is what i imagine like yeah those buckets for sure buckets or the one to the left of that yeah and then click to the right yeah i was saving this for last oh my god that's an actual file cabinet someone brought

a drawer a nice thing this is the craziest one i'm bringing that's hilarious that's honestly so funny yeah i'm surprised they they're definitely not doing this deal again i can see you doing it if it worked it worked you know just popcorn i just stayed they ran the numbers before the cost to risk ratio whatever it is i think people need things to do is what i think i think what are you bringing a file amen if there was a good movie out i would soak over it with like a lowe's bucket too yeah do they allow you to leave with it how many times can i go in with a lowe's bucket pay five and walk away with popcorn. A Lowe's bucket is not far off

from what an extra large popcorn bucket is anyway. Danny, it is so far off. It is so far off. It is so far off from that. How many ounces is a five-gallon bucket? How much is an extra five-gallon popcorn at Cinemark or YMCA? Do ounces.

How many ounces is five gallons? A five-gallon bucket. How many ounces? 640. So it's very different. So it's three XL popcorn buckets. Was that fluid ounces or actual ounces? That's a good point.

That's a great point. It's the same thing. What's the difference? Oh, large tubs can hold 95 ounces. Oh, no, that's just the popcorn. Jumbo is nine quarts, 220 ounces. Still not. This is just one plate.

So it's three of them. I mean, that is very different. True, but it's less than you thought it was. Only three? Only three? It's not less than I thought it was, but to say that it's comparable is weird. It's pretty comparable.

See, I love when movies do these special buckets. Yeah, me too. They're really cool. I think these are considered the bigger ones. It's 120. Yeah, see, that's all 120. I think that one promotion that did the 220 doesn't count here. They said their limit was 400, which is equivalent to two.

Of that company's. Theirs are 200 ounces. That's what the same company is. Yeah, Cinemark is 200 ounce. That's what it said? Yeah, it's equivalent to two extra large popcorns, 400 ounces. Yeah, but that's a marketing thing. I don't believe them either.

I don't believe that. They're out here selling popcorn for five bucks. I don't believe that their bucket is 200 ounces. Yeah, all right. No, honestly, it's funny just for the Cinemark social media team to post this all over. Yeah, exactly. It's a marketing thing.

7-Eleven does this with Slurpees, too. Yeah, but you could bring whatever. They learned their lesson. Now I think they capped it as well. Yeah, I believe they capped it this year. It's unfortunate. I forgot how many ounces. Someone then, I saw someone bring one of those 500-gallon garbage.

The dual plastic garbage. The garbage cans. I saw that, and I went, this can't be allowed. This can't be, can't, yeah. You got to be sued or something. You can't help bring your own cup. Some of these- I swear, please.

See, like, that's very- Yeah, there he is. That guy, the video, that one. Yeah, there it is, to the right, to the right. That one, yeah. Yep, there it is. Oh, my God. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Yeah, honestly, a big trash, a clean, big trash can on wheels, that's a good one. I love what you did there. That's good. I love what you did there. Clean. Yeah, that was very important. I mean, as we knew. Yeah.

Very important in there. But that is probably your best bet here. Dude, I've seen some restaurants, like, they buy the clean new ones, and, like, they marinate, like, meat in it and stuff, like, make drinks in it. There is something, even though I know it's clean, and I know you just bought it, if I saw my meat marinating in a garbage can, I'd be like, I don't think I want to eat here.

Because it's just, if you're willing to buy a garbage can and do it, are we willing to clean it? Yeah. Like, I don't know. I'm just speaking. It's just a plastic container. Yeah, but it's a garbage bin, you know? I'd want to eat there more.

I know what you mean. With which one? No. Not Andy. Not wanting to eat there more? I'll tell you what, the Kool-Aid tasted great. You ever have a garbage can turkey? Is that gross?

Is frying it in a garbage can gross? Yes, it kind of is. Also, yeah, no, don't put the turkey in a garbage can. Have you ever had that? It has to be a metal garbage can. It has to be a metal garbage can, or else it'd be all over very fast. I wouldn't fry anything in a garbage can.

Those are the ones that, you know, the million fires a year on Thanksgiving. It's just because, I think it's because people put it into a fast. That's why. Danny, have you ever done it? No. Have you ever had it? No.

Have you ever seen it? Yes. Who? I'm not going to say. You're a liar. I swear to God, they use a metal garbage can and a hockey stick as the holder. You got to say who this is.

I'm not going to say it. You have to say it. I'm not going to say it. You have to say who it is. Was it someone related to you or a friend? It was a friend. You've got to say who it is. He's a friend with brothers.

It was Charlie. Yes. It was Charlie. It was Charlie. You see, that's why if I was there and I was seeing it, my answer would still be, no, they probably shouldn't be doing this. And you're telling me that garbage can was clean? You're telling me that garbage can was clean? I'm saying it doesn't matter, really.

Or was the sentiment, the fry, the oil will clean the garbage? it's getting it's getting to unholy temperatures anyway boiling off all the bacteria frying off the bacteria if it's just a tin garbage can first of all what are we in the 30s who even owns that anymore one that's a good point two what did they set a fire and put the tin thing on it in their backyard or something yeah in the driveway the driveway is not a bad idea but Dude I would have loved I would have loved to have

Hockey stick turkey Boom Hockey stick turkey It's easy I would have loved To have driven by And seen Anything like that

Oh my god Cause I picture One of them shirtless Which is great A little cold for it But it definitely Definitely shirtless All that hot oil

I'm just saying Danny has something to say Hold on I think I think your garbage can Original garbage can statement Is a little ridiculous Dude

If you walk into the back and they're turning their French onion soup vat in a garbage can, I'd be a little confused. I think if you saw the big pots in some of these restaurants you eat at, you'd be like, I'll take a clean garbage can any day. No, I disagree. I think so. No, no, because the pots, the uglier they look, the tastier everything is. Yeah, all that flavor. That's completely different. You grow up with grandmas that cook, you know how it goes.

Yeah. There's that one pot that soaks up. Yeah. But a garbage can. Yeah, it's just a... You can't cook in the garbage can, yeah. Yeah, but you can marinate. But you can't cook in it.

So? So then what's the point of the marination? Once you do it once, you throw it out. Yeah, you have to clean it. In the pot. It can be your marination garbage can. You still have to clean it. I would love...

You're putting raw meat and stuff into it. Of course you have to clean it. Why? What if you only marinate the same thing? No, then you... I mean, if you're putting raw things in them, you have to clean it every time. That I learned, I guess.

Where'd you learn that? I don't know. I have to clean down my kitchen when we did the fisting the turkey video. We did fist that turkey. I took an alcohol wipe, cleaned down all the surfaces because I wasn't getting salmonella. Salmonella. I wasn't getting salmonella. Danny, when he was fisting the turkey, you could watch that on YouTube.

I wouldn't. But when Danny was fisting the turkey and he was the guinea puppet. I was breaking all the bones to make the turkey fistable. Fistable, yeah. Danny was bashing through that turcusy. And I was grabbing the bones on the inside and twisting them. And I got little micro abrasions all over my arm. And real abrasions.

And I was very afraid that that salmonella was going to be present. Yeah. And then having to go to the doctor or hospital with salmonella poison, be like, how'd you get that? Having to explain, I would have paid millions of dollars. I think it's brilliant. That one's the easiest one to explain. I was just stuffing my turkey.

It was Thanksgiving. I was stuffing my turkey, and there was a stray bone that cut me right on the middle. And then he looks at your arm and is like, why does it look like you were attacked by a cat? Why is the cut all the way up on your shoulder? Because there was a bone. There was a bone. That was easy. That was easy.

How deep in the turkey were you? How big is this turkey? Listen, I'm telling you. People have gone to doctors with way, way more upsetting stories. Like, how did you get this light bulb in your ass? i mean explain that one mine's easy how did you explain that yeah how would you how did you explain that to your doctor i mean i think you'd say not not my brightest idea

um no i don't know i don't know that's a tough one too to explain your doctor no to get out i thought why is that hard to get out i thought it's hard to get out of your mouth in glass I thought it's hard to get out of your mouth, a light bulb. Isn't that something where the light bulb goes in and it can't get out because your jaw muscles are too extended? You ever see that? No. You try to put a full light bulb in your mouth and it gets in,

but you can't take it out. You have to break it with your mouth, write down on it. Something like that. Or they have to inject you with muscle relaxer. You can eat light bulb glass because it's super thin. That's what magicians use when they bite glass. Can we not put that out there? I'm just saying.

Because you're also convincing me, sort of, this isn't your intention. that you've eaten glass. No, look it up. It's like, I don't know. Maybe it's David Blaine on like James Corden or something. He has him eat glass. It's all a mental thing. You just continue to bite.

Swallow. I'll tell you what. Eating glass, nothing to do with my mental. You got to refine it to a powder, and then you can eat it. Can you eat glass? Can you eat light bulb glass? What are we talking about? Can you eat light bulb glass?

I mean, I'm not going to do it. Light bulb glass. I have a light bulb for you, Danny. I'm not going to do it. I see it right there. Why the hell would you eat a light bulb? That's a fair question. No, you should not eat light bulb glass.

Well, I mean, obviously you shouldn't. We figured all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, yeah. You don't think it's like... Oh, they also say sugar glass. Yeah, see, that's what I thought. Yeah, sugar glass.

Baked glass. Danny, you're just telling people to eat glass. You know, why... Why Google? Why does Google exist to prove Danny's... Look, can you watch this video of magician Todd Robbins? I don't want to watch a video of him eating sugar glass. No, it's right there.

It's right there. I don't want to watch Todd Robinson. I don't know who this is. I'm just, yeah, I'm just, let's see. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, it's L.A. Beast. Oh, it is L.A. Beast.

He's not a magician. Wait, did he eat real light bulbs? Dude, I'm telling you, you can eat light bulb glass. He's also eating crystal Pepsi. What the hell? No, L.A. Beast does some real diabolical things. By the way, look at the JT eating eight sticks of butter video. Oh, he's gone.

And he just turned it on, too, so you can see. Yeah, you got to take the parts out. This is, this is, don't do this. This is crazy. And then he's got a grind looking, shaking. He's a little nervous. He's shaking like Martin when Martin just does the dishes. Yeah, it's a very thin glass.

Oh, that's a big piece. Ah, dude. This is, this is, Jason's face is crazy. this is this is also a guy who chugged nine beers through his nose how do you even he made a he made a beer drinking system that's funneled into a like a snorkeling mask and then the beer would fill up the goggles and he would go he was drinking he's a he's a monster how do you even do he's a beast how do you even do that what do you mean how do you do that it's all connected You can technically, like, snort liquid and then swallow it.

Well, I know, but I'm saying you ever been in a pool or get water in your nose that, like, you sneeze, you kind of cough. I mean, he looks like he was in a lot of pain while doing it. I mean, you could put stuff in your nose. Can we just watch, like, ten seconds of it? Because now I'm confused. Do LA Beast beers snorkel, maybe? He chugged nine beers through his nose. First of all, hard to do in general.

How fast did he do it? Six. Sorry, six. Oh, I'm sorry. Is this it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. First, look at the... The content warning.

The content warning's very important as well. Yeah, click, like, two minutes in or something. Yeah, yeah, we don't have time. I found where it starts. Yeah, it's right there. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Wait, no, this isn't it. Oh, my God, he's using a drill to push...

Oh, yeah, he's using a drill to build it along. Wait, how long ago is this? No, this is seven years ago. No, he did it recently, didn't he? Didn't he do a new one? This is six beers. I do think this might be a new one, because he was wearing snorkeling goggles.

Yeah, no, this is an old one. All right, we'll look at this device in a minute. Oh, my God. This is crazy. Oh. Coming out of his mouth. See, this is weird, because I feel like this might be easier to do. If you get that pump down the back of your throat through your nose.

Oh, so you think it's actually in there? Yeah, yeah. I think this one's easier to do. Go find the new one. Or is there not a new one? Snorkel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Goggles or something.

Beer goggles? No, this is eight years ago. Oh, yeah, that's Shug Joe. Oh, wait, no. No, it's eight years ago. Just do new. Or go to his channel, yeah. There it is.

There it is. Yep, there it is. Oh, my God. There it is. I knew it was like eight beers. Okay, so yeah, click. So same apparatus. No, no, he's already started.

There's no timer for this? Just click it, Jason. Just click around. Just click, click, click. So same apparatus. But this time, it's filling up the goggles. So this just goes right into the goggle itself. Also, this is way more than eight beers.

Those are huge. You'll be able to see it filling up. These are weird goggles. Yeah, he has CDs taped to the front of them or something. Just so people can't see what's happening? I guess so. Okay, yeah, this is way harder. Dude, look how much of the beer is going.

Oh, my God, this is disgusting. Danny, can we try this? No. You think you could do it? I don't want to do it. I hate doing stuff through my nose like that. Martin, will you try? I have to.

If I have to. I have to. If I really have to. Maybe we'll try this on Patreon. Patreon.com slash pickyboys. I don't think we could do this on YouTube. I can't believe he's doing it on YouTube. Oh, my God.

I mean, his YouTube channel is definitely demonetized. Oh, for sure. Patreon.com slash pickyboys. Martin, we got to figure out how to do this. This beer is so quick. Look how, like... Non-alcoholic beers. That makes sense.

That's probably how I got away with it. Yeah, yeah. You think they are actually non-alcoholic? I do not believe so. I do not believe so. But yeah, if you look at the JT... We're going to waterboard. If you look at the JT butter eating video,

there's a cameo in the beginning from LA Beast. Yeah, also, spoiler alert, JT eats like a half a stick of butter, so... He eats three. He ate like a half a stick of butter. He eats three. The guy, JT, you know, a lot of confidence from these two that usually sit here.

That's the confidence. I think I could do better than that. Three sticks of butter? How long did he take? Did he eat three sticks of butter? I don't know. He gave up. He was supposed to eat eight.

I could definitely do more than three sticks of butter. Yeah, I think he could do more than three sticks. I think he could have done more than three sticks, but the goal was to get to eight, and once he realized he wasn't getting two down, he just stopped, sort of. He can't get to eight. He can't get to eight.

It's just too much too fast. Did L.A. Reese do it? Yeah, he did. He is the record we're trying to beat. He is the record they were trying to beat. Also, what do you mean? Confidence, this guy. Unicycle, boom.

Unicycle. well i mean we had experts say that that was a faulty unicycle anyway um next next week speaking of uh challenges and whatnot next week is uh the round two of the first chicken wing eating contest i did so they think i'm thinking we should show up to the bar i mean i have to defend my title right yeah for sure so we'll vlog that they're gonna be like when this guy when i walk in no they might they might they might make that face when that guy walks in oh he's not allowed yeah This is the same place where Danny won, wrecked house, won $250 at brunch. We went to brunch the next day.

Martin threw up on the ground, got a waiter fired, waitress. Allegedly. She didn't get fired. You're making stuff up. She's definitely fired. She definitely was fired. Well, you know what? It's her fault.

It's her fault. A little bit. It's a little bit her fault as well. It's a lot of Martin's fault, though. It's a lot of Martin's fault. Maybe the restaurant's fault. That's bad. You've got to keep up on your patrons, and you've got to make sure that they're well

taken care of. and when you go overboard, you got to cut them off and give them water and feed them and they did not do that. They made... I flew...

Yes, Icarus flew too close to the sun that day. What the hell is he trying to get at? Icarus flew too close to the sun that day but it's because they allowed me to do it. It's their fault.

So we'll vlog that part two? Yeah. That's on February 2nd. I want to be there. You want to be there this time? Well, you can come instead of Martin because I'm coming.

I'm being there. You're going to walk into me. It's you. I'll bring him a freaking bouquet of flowers and apologize. Everything will be all right. She's not there anymore. They won't even remember me.

I never go there. I'm excited about it, though. I think at some point, like on year three, I think they'll either ban me from competing or someone will put in a call to a cousin's brother's friend who can actually beat me, maybe. Nah, I don't think anybody can beat you. I mean, somebody can beat me.

Well, yeah, but I don't think... It would take, like you just said, right? That friend calling a cousin. That guy won't beat you. Then once they realize, oh, no, no, no, the next guy will beat you. You know what I mean? I wish I could find more in the city because I would love to just have like a little stranglehold on the chicken wing eating circuit.

In a year, we catch up with Danny again. He's like, this is just how I make my money. Tomorrow, I got another $300 cash prize for, you know, chicken balls or whatever it is. Chicken balls, pierogies, and tacos. It seems like on the bone chicken has kind of become my specialty, which I did not want it to be, honestly. Danny could suck that meat right off the bone. Right off the bone.

I love a chicken wing. Right off the bone. I love a chicken wing. I'll never forget. Look, Dan, you got a bone in your mouth. No, I don't. And this is your huge chicken leg sticking out of his mouth. And you just ate the whole thing.

Just ate the bone. The chicken leg bone just disappeared down his throat. I'm like, oh, my God. What was the reward last year? $250? It's $250. And something else. I forgot.

All right. It's the same. I was checking it. A trophy, of course. Yes. Yeah. Trophy. Damien's just really in it for the trophies.

I am so in it for the trophies. He just wants the silverware. That's all he wants. I'm going to have a triple crown. Triple cluck. A triple cluck. Yes. A triple cluck.

Because I already have two chicken trophies. Should I bring my first? I have to bring the first year trophy. So I thought there was two options. We're going to do the stealth in and people maybe forget you, even though no one really forgets how Danny looks. Danny's just, look at him. Especially when they see me schlonking on that chicken bone.

so if we don't go in stealthily martin definitely can't come if we don't go if we don't go in stealthily then yeah i think you go in boastfully with the the you know we'll just get a chicken belt for some reason i was thinking about doing a different strategy this year last year i did for the flats i did the uh pull and twist so you twist one of the bones off and then you have like just the one bone? This time I was thinking of doing the lollipop method where you take the flat,

smash it on the ground, and plop it off. Which one's faster, notoriously? Lollipop, but you do have to spend a little time kind of... Yeah, getting that middle piece. Looking in between, you know?

Looking in between. It's not the most efficient. Are you going to stop this? Are you going to help? Are you going to help? Stop punching the mics. Stop it. All right.

No, but you could tell that danny's uh winning is foreign to him because he goes oh yeah you know the winning method i have and the same thing i won last time let's not do that this time well i mean i won with a pretty comfortable margin so so you're getting comfortable already no you're already getting comfortable don't underestimate i won with the comfortable margins what i'm saying is this is the time to try out the new strategies you know like you're supposed to you're supposed to try out the you know you're the new way you do the breaststroke in the olympic first rounds not in the gold medal round you know i have no idea what you just said me neither you kept saying you know danny's an

olympian now that's what well look it up uh not look it up look forward to that next probably in like a week and a half on patreon on patreon patreon.com all right so we got we got the the 1100 goal video coming up we got martin chugging beer through his nose and we got danny vlogging another uh chicken eating competition so get in there everybody get in there yeah and uh i think on this Patreon episode coming up we're gonna do the P.O. Box

they sent us some beer yeah we're doing some beer tasting I'm excited for that and it's always beer that tastes very weird and I hate so we'll see how that goes

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