Picky Boys Podcast - Finding True Love On Tinder - Picky Boys Podcast #168

Episode Date: May 19, 2021

New merch is available here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss bad puns, the rise of the cicadas, silent protests, and a maskless society. Later we try to find Antonio love and play Picky Boys Tinder. Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode. Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

Throw a bug that way, meet the principal, boom. Choose to come in and not speak. Why are you giddy? All right, so this is your first woman? Yo, Joe, you look good as a girl. That's the ugliest laugh I think I've ever heard. What's wrong with her hands? Uh, oh.

Ready? You want to come in? All right. All right. Welcome. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Welcome back to the Picky Boys. I'm Antonio.

I'm Danny. And this is our picnic thing. Let's start this picnic. Let's start this picnic thing. That's what we used to say every single time we opened it. Let's start this picnic. Now we just change it all around. Now it's like, where's the picnic?

Do they see it? They never really see it. We do have a picnic basket. We got everything. We got the foliage. But it did lose its table. A picnic table is an iconic picnic institution. It's just the colors.

Because a lot of people just lay out a blanket like a bunch of homeless people on the bar. But that's a shitty picnic, I think. Like I said, I've never even had a picnic. We'll have a picnic, I promise. We'll have wine and cheese. Like a real picnic? No, but a wine and cheese? Is that a picnic?

What do you mean? Ham and cheese sandwiches and like a Frisbee? What makes it a real picnic? Yeah, yeah. Like the big blanket, you take it to the park, you get sandwiches and lunch, and everybody kind of sits around. I don't know what you do at a picnic. I don't know what a picnic is.

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe, I think you talk about like your ex-wife or something. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like one of your rat kids? I think you're talking about your ex-husband. I don't think the picnics are more of a feminine thing.

Okay. So we could talk about our ex-husbands at our next picnic. Yeah. I mean, I'm down. I'm down. I just don't know what it's like. I've never had a picnic. This is the only picnic I know.

This is the only picnic we go to consistently. That's true. That's true. You know Bang Energy, right? Uh-huh. I was thinking like how that is our... remember naked the whatever what is it naked like naked like the healthy juices juice yeah and i was thinking about in high school when these freaking weird kids would go up to like the girls and be

like hey you want to go get naked in the lunchroom it's like you know like that cornball thing and now there's bang so it's like you want if there's bang in the cafeteria you want to go bang and like what's the next one for the next generation ah yes uh you know there's there's let's get naked let's go bang all gross all weird stop doing that and then like let's go sleep together or something i don't know it helps you sleep i disagree with your your your repulsiveness to the joke i i thought those jokes were so funny oh yeah real knee slappers i mean they're they're they're definitely funny because at first they'd go wait what everybody and and then they go and they go oh we gotta make it it's still weird that's funny it's not weird oh it's not weird

Dude, I was taking a test or doing homework and hearing that and being like, oh, geez, what just happened? Oh, the juice. I remember a girl did it with her – she, like, pranked her father. She was like, no, just – I'm going to get naked. And she was on the phone, and she was, like, talking to her friends. She was like, I'm going to get naked. And Dad was like, why are you going to get naked? And, you know, that's a funny joke.

It's just a pun. That's funny. That's funny. These people don't have – at least most of them don't have malice intent behind it. It's just a joke. Yeah, it's a funny joke. They're weird jokes. They're weird jokes.

I'm just saying. But again, there's... And if Bang was popular, I would do the same exact thing. I was Danny doing it. I'm pro. I'm pro-Bang. It's just a pun. It's just a pun.

It's very punny. I'm a huge fan of puns. Yeah. Love puns. So I revere that joke. I think it's fantastic. I would hold that joke to the highest standard of high school. Allergy is still out here ruining my days.

Danny's having hard, hard times. Really ruining my days. I don't know how I'm going to be able to go through the summer. What if this turns out to be the worst allergy season of, like, any year? Well, I mean, you know about the cicadas, right? Right. So you think double whammy? Which, you know.

I saw one the other day. I'm one of those people who's like, they say the cicadas thing every year, which is true. but i did some more research and there is a there is a specific breed brood some one of those words swarm there's a i think it's called a brood there's a specific thing of cicadas that are like the really really loud ones and a lot of them that only come out you know every 17 years or whatever yeah i can't wait this is that i can't wait for that so much you know just scared yeah would we like see them on the trees you know like will they no they're on they're they're they're They're at the base of trees.

They're in the ground. Oh, okay. And they've always been there, which is weird to me. Wait, so they've been hibernating even under our trees outside? They're down there? Yeah, yeah. Like right now? Yeah.

Well, let's just go dig them up. Well, it's like certain... I mean, digging them up, you'll just... Release it sooner? Yeah, you just release them. Oh. I mean, their whole life cycle is basically to swarm up, mate. there's they're one of those animals that they they they go for a quantity not quality good so

so so they swarm up in the in the millions and billions to numbers and and and hopefully some of them will mate in order to fulfill the next cycle um but most of them will die off within like two weeks or something dude i had i don't know if i i think i said this story on here but here's a very important uh lesson in i guess marketing or business it's uh know your audience do you remember when we first started this podcast how we tried to sponsor someone from our school and get get it played like in our school kind of yeah so i went to i don't know if i said this but i apparently you need a meeting for the to go to the to meet with the principal like you need to call before yeah he's a busy guy busy apparently busy guy i didn't know that so i just went

straight to the school you know with with our little video how we're going to sponsor one of the students give them a hundred dollars whatever yada yada and i went in and the security guard immediately went uh no can't do it impossible and i went i'm already here you know it's like please i'm here there's no one in here can't do it so i walk out and i'm sitting in my car and i'm like you know what i'm already here so i try one more time right and then little did i know that a cicada attached itself to the back of my collar while i was walking back to the door and i walked in and i said yeah it's sitting on me i said i walked in i was like you know what and then as soon as i said that the cicada flew off my back and started like buzzing around and

everyone was like oh shit i got scared you know because i even i was scared like oh i didn't know that was on my back and then they listened to me and then oh they listened i thought you said i thought you just meant it flew off your back everybody was distracted and so you made it made oh so i made a round for it no i would i feel like that wouldn't have worked wait so they listened to you after that well i think they was like it was either they thought i was bringing in the plague or they just saw now i'm at really my lowest because there was just a bug attached to me somehow and then he kind of let me meet the principal wow that's a very bad security guard he should be fired immediately yeah uh if you want to get into i'm not gonna say the school

but all you need to bring is like a bunch of bugs and throw it in the fact i i that's crazy that that there was just a bug attached to you so he's like okay fine you can't meet the principal that's that's ridiculous i think well it flew up and i think all of our collective shock kind of put him in an agreeable mood and then i just capitalize and boom and that's how you do it always it's called what's called misdirection throw a bug that way meet the principle boom yeah yeah but but but you didn't do misdirection you you threw the bug and then waited and then it changed his mind that's true it was no misdirection at all that works too the point is cicadas have helped me so they could have every 17 years no no they cannot they can have it you know they reach like a few

decibels a few decibels i thought it's of sound i thought it's a lot of decibels well a few decibels is kind of a lot oh it would be also cool if they start i don't know maybe a little tune i get bothered of sounds of silence like i can't i can't sleep i sleep really really poorly like in the in the woods danny's the the speaker when the car is quiet you know he can't handle a quiet car no no no i've seen it it's very noticeable it's very noticeable if if a low goes more than two minutes you'll say something and it's like uh is there music on uh i don't know see that probably yeah if there's no music on of course i'll say something first of all if you're driving with a group of people and you're not talking then there should be music that's that's a that's

a that's a baseline rule for any car i i can't enjoy the silence no i love to i love to just sit in silence and listen and listen to the music but it's not silence oh yeah well who who enjoys silence in a car doesn't make you hear the tires on that road no no that's that's that's that's very dumb that's very very dumb i i i i'll talk and i i i i sit in silence all the time there's a there it's a shocking it's a shocking it's it's it's shocking because because people think i talk a lot which i do but like i don't say probably 60 of the stuff that i think about that i think about saying because then it would be like more hours of the day of utah there's not enough time no there's oh trust me there's plenty

of time i would just talk there is plenty of time i would just talk faster so uh summer's coming up you know uh you're looking for love what's happening all right yeah i'm looking for love you're looking for love i think so uh i was thinking we can do like a little like a picky boys tinder situation what do you mean i i have i have a few girls here that that that i think you you might you know look you know maybe you'd be nice with uh first you know obviously give them a little bit about yourself you know like like like what like what would you put on you know your your dating profile to to attract you know the mates um so you want me to sell myself right now no yeah you know like like let's say uh what's your favorite genre of music um you know

what you could go specific in the opposite way it's like i like every form of music and then i'll go except country so you know except so every form of music except country uh polka polka love it okay uh so favorite music polka polka uh what what do you like to do in your free time you know we're just building we're just building you a little profile what i like to like um watching movies hanging out my friends and getting on that grind i feel like that's a tinder thing getting on that grinding on that grind in in what way i don't know grinding like tony hawk skateboard yeah yeah or like money money money hands money hands bread get that bread okay that's good uh and then what's your favorite food um that's probably important let's do uh that's what i would say wings buffalo

wings buffalo wings um all right well that's and they'll smile at the camera yeah we'll get this out of here well this and then so so here's antonio's little profile uh all right and now let's see this is your first uh what is why are you giggling why are you kidding all right so this is your first woman jesus all right what do you what do you think of her antoinette antonette that's uh she's a you know swiping left uh what is i don't even use what what is swiping right is good right yeah but even though it's swipe yeah i don't know oh that she's a very good contender very antonette very supple cheekbones stumbling on subway platforms being drunk outside cvs yes yes what do you think

of her i think she's very pretty uh are you gonna swipe right i'll swipe right i'll swipe right on all right well you can swipe right swipe first one was uh beef uh from the podcast okay let's see uh what about this absolute baddie what who is that who is it i don't know who is this fanny i don't oh i know who that is okay you could recognize the cheekbones yeah she's she looks it might be a little old for me though i don't know if she likes it looks a little old oh yeah i guess i i should say who i after it after it is i'll say who it is yeah i thought we're gonna pop it up on the screen or something who's this one this one she's stunning honestly she's beautiful honestly looks like she already has she has her life set out you know i would

come in and just ruin it so so i'll swipe right but that's very aggressive i'll swipe right i'm going to come in and ruin it i'll swipe right but i know we're not matching swipe right that's that's our friend joe sanagato yo joe you look good as a girl that's true that's true uh let's see i can't this is so i love this i love every part next one we have our we have we have a little bombshell here oh look at this absolute baddie yo she looks like a ufc she looks like she could beat somebody up somehow uh-huh you know a little a little tiny little scrapper you know she's she she's out with the goals problem is with this one she looks like uh like if you go up to talk to her at a bar she'll just give you like the side eye and like roll her eyes you know kind of a little

stuck up yeah just a little bit but you know she has a beer she seems to enjoy herself the eyeliner is on point you know she cares about the way she looks but uh i don't think she's for me i'm gonna I'm going to swipe left on that one. Swipe left on this one. I'm going to swipe left on that one. Yeah, she looks like she's been through some kinky stuff. Yeah, oh, yeah. She looks like she definitely likes being choked.

And this one was Johnny. Yeah. Our beautiful, beautiful Johnny. Definitely a beautiful man. Who is a beautiful woman as well. They've all been beautiful so far. Oh, I love this. We have this talk today.

That was the ugliest laugh I think I've ever heard. Oh, my God. I love everything about this person. Oh, man. Oh, she's so cute. Very cute. Is she of age? Am I allowed to swipe right on her?

You can swipe right. She likes a lot of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? There it is. Thank you. She likes Dunkin' Donuts. I know that's Dunkin' Donuts.

All right. So are we swiping left or right? Oh, man. Oh, man. I think I'm going to have to swipe left on that one. Swipe left on that one. That, of course, is our dear friend Chaz. Does Chaz wear glasses?

No, but in that picture, he was. Oh, Chaz. I've been trying to, you know. Chaz, you look very pretty as a girl. It was very cute. All right. Very cute. Here's our next one.

Look at this little lady. Okay. There's this little lady. Wow. Look at this little number. Curly hair. I like the hair. Curly hair.

Yeah, look at this. I like the stance, I guess. Yeah. She looks like a teacher. She looks like she could be maybe not fifth grade, but like a fourth grade, third grade teacher. Yeah, hot for teacher. Hot for teacher.

Oh, yeah, dude. My sixth grade teacher. Our sixth grade teacher, dude, looked exactly like that. I wish. Yeah. She was creating a lot of little kid boners without her knowing. She probably knew. That's why I brought it on that one.

That, of course, is Mark Norman. Oh, Mark Norman. You look beautiful as a woman. That's a good one. You look beautiful as a man. Mark Norman. Um, of course you can't, we're not without, not without the beauty. Wow.

The beauty. She looks like she'd bang me. I think she would bang you. I think she, like, like I'm, no, I mean like force. Oh. I don't mean like compatibility. Oh. I mean like there's, I can't control that thing.

Oh. Nice. Wait. Oh. What happened to the, what's wrong with her hands? Uh, oh. What's wrong with her hands? She lost her finger.

Oh, man. Yeah, that hand is messed up. I don't know if I could. That's a big thumb. That is a big thumb. That is a huge thumb. I'm going to have to swipe. What do you think?

Are you swiping on Amy? I'm going to have to swipe left on that one. Okay, swipe left. Wait, left? Look at the hand, man. Oh, it looks like Scary Movie 2. She has four fingers. You know what?

I'm interested to see how she can work it with that hand. I'll swipe right. Yeah, she's going to be a beautiful hand. That's, of course, JT. Yeah, JT. That's him. um let's see latin bombshell whoa who's this little lady dude she looks she looks like she could be like you know like kind of a power boss you know like she's above you and you're trying

to get that promotion yeah yeah i mean i i could see that i think or like model runway maybe yeah model runway but but i could also see like um you know like maybe like uh like pre-breakout you know like she's you know she's like she's she's she's working in like a retail store and then some some model guy who's like it's like oh wait look at you yeah and then boom or or the guys rise to stardom or the guys like you ever tried modeling you want to come to my apartment over here and take pictures yes yes that's i'll swipe right i don't think she's matching with me though you don't think she's happening that's of course uh yeah i mean you know these apps are getting very good they're getting very good they're getting very good really good very scary um

let's see uh okay let's see uh what about this one this size i don't think she i mean i don't know if this is offensive or not she does not look like she she looks like she's on the wrong app um really yeah i think why why do you what do you mean by that probably on like a grinder or some sense like uh she is a woman so wait wait what's what Is there a female app for Grindr? I don't know. Is Grindr just men? Yeah.

Are you talking about she looks like a lesbian? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Well, lesbians just go to recreational softball leagues. There's an app for that, I know. Yeah, yeah. I mean, the outfit is interesting. Or maybe like a Broadway kind of play.

She almost looks Asian. She does almost look Asian. She's definitely from the west. No, east. My direction is terrible. It depends on which way you go, I guess. From here, I guess. I don't know.

She's very pretty, though. Again, I'll swipe right. I don't think she's swiping right. Swipe right, of course. That is Martin Hart. That picture is not good of Martin. Okay, let's see. There's only one more left, and I really think you're going to like this one.

I can't even imagine who this one is. I think you're going to like this one. Here's her. this is her oh boy yeah that is everything i would want in a woman i think i i agree and you know i uh i don't know if we should say this but i heard uh she gets mean blow jobs swipe it right that's all i need that was me oh it's me oh i loved every part of that it's been the picky boys tinder that was awesome i I love that.

I love every part of it. Let's see. I'll let you guys know next episode if any of them swiped right. Yeah, we'll see. What did you say? You said you love polka music, buffalo wings, and something else. Something grinding. Tony Hawk.

Yeah, you love polka music, skateboarding, and grinding on skateboards, and buffalo wings. Yeah, and buffalo wings. Easy. Who wouldn't want that person? That's killer profile. That is diamond in the rough right there. It's killer profile. That was very good.

Does that actually take work, or is it like a filter? No, these things are lightning quick nowadays. They're pretty crazy. Dude, that was awesome. I loved every part of that. There was also somebody that I knew that they were at work with me, And they were doing a like a silent, silent, like strike. Like they were they were like they were like to you.

They were like a silent protest. So they were they were protesting this thing they cared about. And they had a card on their hand with them. that was like i'm i'm i'm protesting today and not speaking uh for all the people who can't speak up and so and so you know okay that's good but like we're working it's like you get those forms in on time you can't just choose like take a sick day you can't just choose to come in and not speak the entire day i was not okay dude if someone did that if someone did that to me and like Send me a little note.

I'd be like, you know what? Good. Your voice was annoying anyway. Stand in my face. It's like, get out of here. It's also cheating if throughout the day she writes little notes. It's like, no, no, no. That counts.

That counts as talking. That's what she had to do. No, I mean, I get it. And, you know, protest whatever you want. I don't care. But it's just like it was a weird, it was a very strange place to do it. It's like you can't talk, then you can't do your job. It's like, did I do this to you?

You're making my life harder. So that was a very strange situation. Isn't the whole point to, like, use your voice? I don't know. Whatever. You know, it is what it is. But the point is, don't do it at your job. Yeah, or if, like, a police dispatcher went on silent strike.

Exactly, yeah. You're like, excuse me, I'm being murdered. Yeah, and the air traffic controller is on a silent protest. Do we pull up? Do we pull down? Breaks, breaks, and Boeing 737 gone. So I don't know. Pick a better way to protest.

Get a fence. Get a picket fence. A picket sign? A picket fence? Picket sign. Or a sign with a picket fence on it. That's, yeah. Defense.

That's why it's called the picket sign, right? Why, they just take it from their yard? No, no, no. The post is from the yard. It's a picket? It's like, you know, the thing they hold it on? That's a picket from a fence. It's a sign.

Okay, cardboard. See, that would be great. come to work have a sign don't give a shit yeah but you see but it's you're talking about it you know it caused you problems speaking of check out the picky boys merch made from cotton wrinkles easily say that much um buy it no wrinkles easily but look at this picky boys podcast our twisted tea uh collection yeah yeah it's nice uh i love it a lot it has a picture of my face on the back of it which is always good uh yeah like you ever like walk out like walk out into the world with a picture of yourself on a piece of clothing you get a little bit of a few weird looks yeah

they're probably like is that oh oh i see he's conceited bitch yeah yeah no like someone will be online like i'll be excited i've had a few face shirts with my face on it for one reason or the other um yeah like multiple uh and uh one when it's on the back it's always the funniest because somebody is online behind you getting coffee or something, and then all of a sudden, they're looking at your shirt or whatever, and you turn around. It's like, oh, excuse me. Oh, there it is.

Is there a donut in your mouth? Yeah, exactly. It's like, yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm just in the exact pose that they're in. So get yourself some merch at pickyboys.com. I had my face on a blanket. Is that weird? No. Why?

Why? Is it weird, or why did I have it? I don't know. Both of those. Why is it weird? I don't know. I feel like, you know, it's like, well, it's always funny when, like, say someone's sleeping over and they want a blanket and you hand them the blanket with just your face on it. That is very funny. It's like, that's always the same conversation.

It's like, what the, what is this? And you're like, oh, it's my face. I remember that blanket. Yeah. I wonder if I still have it. I think it was weirder because your sister's face was also on the blanket. She was also on it. We shared the same blanket.

So that was, it was like, it was like being like in an odd, like, like hug. It's like a group hug. other than that i don't i don't think pictures you know boring stuff yeah i went to uh trader joe's yesterday uh first first major grocery store in the country that uh does not require your masks inside at all at all no matter what and so uh and and i was in there and i'm not gonna lie a lot of people still have their masks on including myself because it's kind of weird it feels i'm like i have like i have like shell shock yeah like ptsd i was like in there and i'm like this is not okay like i like like i did not feel comfortable taking it off did anybody have

it like a lot of a lot of people had it off what about the cashiers um some of them had it off some of them had it on i would say 90 of the people still had it on all right uh there was you know there was there was some people who had there was a few but there was like i think i saw like three or four people who had it totally off and then there was uh there was like a lot of of people who just kind of had it around their you know the wrong way to wear it like just around your mouth like right below your nose which you know I mean it doesn't matter now

because you don't have to wear it but it just seems like I feel like everybody was a little like this new announcement came out of nowhere everybody's like are you sure about this like we are not ready everybody's walking out like is this okay is this a trick like what's happening you know like can we put it on

so I don't know I feel like a lot of people are still going to wear it for a while including myself just because it's just like force of habit almost like i said i felt it felt weird not to put it on yeah and if you make it a multiple store run until like they all don't allow it if you make a multiple store run you're gonna need it anyway i guess but yeah yeah it's it's well it's getting it but even either way it was 100 before right you said only 90 of people were wearing it in trader joe's before it was 100 so then maybe it'll then it'll be 80 and 70 true true i mean i guess so i still i agree it's gonna be

weird it's gonna be like i bet you there's gonna be a lot of uh leave the house forgot your mask halfway go to get it be like oh wait no i don't need it anymore go back you know a lot of seconds will be wasted yeah i i i mean i don't know we'll see what we'll see what happens but like i said it felt like even though i knew i could take it off it felt weird you see the the what's the i see a lot of tiktoks about uh people in the gym who wore masks or waiters and that they would make really weird faces under the mask without noticing because no one would see it and they're saying that when they take it off, their faces will stay because that's what they make.

You know, like stick their tongue out or something. That's pretty funny. But I feel like, well, I guess I'm not really into that work where they're talking to people so much with masks on, but I feel like, I guess it would be the same thing, right? It's a whole new world. I don't know what will happen. But I like the mask sometimes.

You know, the mask did a very tricky thing. uh it was very it's very hard to tell the attractiveness of people under the mask you ever notice that i mean it's almost impossible like that's the bottom half of your face pretty i'm saying i'm saying there was there was a lot of people who i think really benefited from it who were like you know really really stunning from the nose up yeah it's like you're out at a bar and you the this girl takes home this guy with the mask and clearly like he knows he looks better with the mask and when they get home and he's on top of her and she's like why is the mask it's like i'm just being safe like i'm keeping it on i'm keeping it on i'm very afraid of covid

very afraid of covid i don't want you to see my no jaw yeah uh that the man like i said i think the mask did a lot of wonders for people uh hopefully they did something about that jawline in between if they wanted to or maybe not maybe they'll just keep the mask yeah there were people who wore masks like all the time before this all right and they were like on the subway and stuff like that everyone would be like every yeah everyone would be like a little this guy that we'd all have a little collection of masks you know dude there's no way like think about it there's no way they're biodegradable right are they because like dude i i guarantee if you go i don't know where anybody lives anymore but if you go around and walk at least three blocks

you'll see a straight mask on the floor true like like all dirty and stuff and then it's At least one every block, and that can't be good either. Yeah, well, I mean, I guess when you're in dire straits here, it's like, you know, what's the worst, the best of two evils? The better of two evils? Better of, yeah, something like that. Yeah, the least smelly poop? It's like, you know, yeah, okay, fine, there'll be a little pollution,

but, again, people were, like, dying, you know? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I guess not everything can be solved that quick. Not everything can be solved at the same time. That's more of a like, okay, we'll deal with the waste problem after. After people stop, die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.

You know, just priorities, I guess. You need those priorities. You need those priorities. I think we're good here. Let's do it. Let's get out of here, Danny. Tell them where to find you. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram and TikTok.

um and uh etsy oh nice what are you selling um i'm selling hair art oh yeah see i got a haircut so uh oh all that hair you're selling it so uh so i saw i'm selling it it's like twined like friendship bracelets yeah my account i would sell those uh paintings of you know i would paint my ass cheeks and then sit on it sit on the canvas yeah yeah i sell those it actually does very well it's very strange I'm not surprised you can find me at Ant Prisco

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