Picky Boys Podcast - F**K, Marry, Kill...But We’re Puppets!- Picky Boys Podcast #298

Episode Date: October 29, 2023

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I don't want to see! I don't want to see! Ah! Ah! Oh, big, beautiful men for me. Big, hunky men. This is hard. Fuck. I got a thinker for you for the last one. Okay, well, I'm marrying...

If you have a leather couch, you've slipped it in. You know what I mean? Jesus. I don't know what you mean. How many leather couches have you had? Just one. And it was a hand-me-down. Who wants to come in?

All right, then. All right. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Yes, sir. We look a little different today. Danny, you want to explain what's going on? Oh, wait, no. Where's JT?

JT, say something. Go. Hey, what's going on, picky people? JT. How's everyone doing? Giving JT the most work over there in his new puppet form. I feel at home in my puppetry. It looks beautiful over there.

You look fantastic, Danny. I'm going to be honest with you. You do, too. Thank you. Aww. So what are we doing today? Today, we, as puppets, are going to play a game called Fuck, Marry, Kill. Spicy.

Ooh. Scandalous. Oh, except I don't know if any of us even put people on this list, but, you know, we're going to see how it goes. All right. All right. The thing in my ass already hurts. So I'm going to be honest with everybody.

It's going to be tough. Also, happy Halloween. Yeah, Halloween's coming up. It's pretty soon. And this is our costume this year, I guess, right? Who wants to go first? I'll go. You?

Yeah. Okay. This is one that I think you guys might have done, but we'll start with this one. French toast, pancakes, waffles. What do you think? Danny's scratching his head Danny's thinking

This is a good one Who wants to go first? I'll go since I started it I think this might be unpopular Merry pancakes Kill waffles Fuck french toast Yeah

That's crazy Listen, I'm fucking french toast I think I agree with you there French toast is so fluffy It's fuckable. Yeah, yeah. I didn't want to – I thought I could clean that up a little bit, but yes, I agree. I agree.

And then I'm going to marry – no. Yeah, I'm going to marry French toast also. No, I'm going to marry waffles, and I'm going to kill pancakes, I think. That's exactly my order. I'm going to marry waffles, and then I'm going to kill pancakes. Pancakes are too cakey. It's in the name. I mean, you can't blame them for being what they are.

And I'm going to fuck that French toast broad. Oh. All right. That was disgusting. What? You know what you did. You know what you did. Oh, me?

All right. I'm going to go next. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Fuck, marry, kill. Rock, paper, scissors. Ooh. I think that I'm definitely marrying rock. That's my go-to.

That's my go-to. And then I'm going to fuck a pair of scissors, I think. I'm going to scissor that bitch. And paper could... I never use paper. Who uses paper, honestly? I use paper. Of course you use paper.

I'm going to marry paper. Ew. Then I'm going to fuck scissors gently. Then I'm going to kill rock with paper. Kill rock? Kill it? This is outrageous. This is egregious.

What have I ever used a rock for? When was the last time you used a rock? To beat scissors, bitch. Thank you, JT. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. What is yours? Oh, I think clearly scissors is the most marriable.

Oh. Yeah, and I think you fuck rock and you kill paper. You just do it. I have a list. All right, let me see here. Is that you reading it? Yes. Oh, this is a good one.

I like this one. Oh, good, good. I'm excited. Okay, mine is pizza, burgers, or chicken wings. Fuck, Marry, Kill, pizza, burgers, chicken wings. Oh, my God, you're making me so hungry. This is a really hard one for me. I think I'm going to fuck a chicken wing.

Okay. You're going to fuck a flat, right? I'm a drum man myself. I know, but I just think flats, you know, in between the – never mind. I'm just getting technical with it. Okay. Oh, God. I think I'll kill pizza and I have to marry burgers.

I think that's what I have to do. That's crazy. Wow, dude. You're going to kill Zah? I'm going to kill Zah. I'm going to marry chicken wings. Fuck pizza and kill burgers. I like burgers, but I just realized I eat pizza way more than I eat burgers, I think.

I'm going to kill chicken wings. It's easy. Oh, this guy, dude. Now, I'm going to fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. And your sister. I'm fucking a burger with a gluten-free bun, of course.

And now I'm marrying pizza. It's easy. Oh, this guy. What do you want from me? No one. No one agrees here. No. Everyone in the comments agrees.

Right in the comments. Also, we kept the puppets around for a while, and you can watch more puppet activity at patreon.com slash picky boys. Truths. Link in description. Also, 31 days of October, almost gone. There's 29 videos in there? Yeah, two days left.

Get in there. By the way, leave in the comments who you think looks the best as a puppet. Oh, Danny wins this one. Oh, wait. Puppet JT, can you show off your blonde spot? You guys see that? You see that in my hair there? That is crazy accurate.

That's attention to detail. Very accurate. Sorry, what were we doing? Oh, yeah, yeah. I think I'm next. All right, go, go, go, go, go, go. All right, ready? The next one is movies.

We got comedy, horror, and action. You bitch. Yep. I actually want to hear Antonio go first here. So you go. I got to hear what he does to horror movies. Oh, this is a hard one. I'm going to go.

Well, I'm going to marry horror movies because I think that one was a wash. Okay. And then I'm going to fuck action movies and kill comedies. I mean, what comedies are like? Name a comedy in the past seven years that has been good. Name one. One. I can't put one finger up, but I'm putting one finger up.

Okay. We are in a little bit of a stall for comedy movies here. You're right. A comedy dry spell. Right. And it's been like that for, I was generous with five. It's been like ten. So suck my little puppet balls, Jay-Z.

He's right. He's right a little bit. But there's going to be a comeback. Oh, boo-hoo. Kill horror movies. Yes. Fuck action movies and marry good old comedy movies. Yep.

Danny got it. You guys don't know cinema. Cinema? Cinema. You don't know cinema, Dan. When was the last time you've been to a movie theater? Oh, that's a different question. Next.

Who goes next? Who goes next? You. Oh, decisive one here. Fuck, marry, kill. 20-page essay. Okay. A 30-minute presentation or a group project no one else puts work into?

What's the presentation? how long 30 minutes wow wait that's long essay 30 minute presentation presentation and a group project that you have to do all the work for essentially oh i'm killing 30 minute presentation i don't want to stand up there for that long then i'm gonna probably fuck a 30 page essay it was 20 pages so 20 pages now and then i'm gonna marry a group project where i do all the work because i know it'll be good oh man i'm going marry 20 page essay i'll fuck the group presentation but the 30 minute up there i'm i'm killing it i'm killing that one you gotta kill that you gotta kill that one for gotta gotta gotta got to kill it

oh man i'm gonna marry the 30-minute presentation oh yeah okay hear me out hear me out hear me out boys hear me out i actually think that the 30-minute presentation is the least work like the least actual work and but okay yeah presenting for that long is like taxing and maybe nerve-wracking but it's the least overall work it will take you the least time to do that over a 20-page essay. Oh, man. It's not like you just go up there like a slope and just talk. You've got to prepare a 30-page essay.

Freestyle it. You also have to get a passing grade, by the way, with all these. You have to get a passing grade. Well, either way. Then I'm killing the 20-page essay, and I'm going to fuck the group project. You agree with that? I think we agree that we fucked the group project, right? Yeah.

I think he fucked the... I married the group project. He fucked the 20-year-old paper. I'm going Mormon style. I'm marrying the group, even though they don't put in any work. All right, my turn? Yes. Yeah, read that list, baby.

Ooh, this one's good. This one's good. Randy Orton, The Undertaker, or John Cena? Oh, big, beautiful men for me. Big, hunky men. Is Randy Orton the RKO? RKO! Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!

I'm going to marry John Cena just because I'll be a gold digger for him. And then I'm going to fuck Randy Orton, I guess. And I'll kill The Undertaker because if I'm the person that kills the undead, immediate WWE superstar. And I'll be the first puppet in WWE. I'm also going to marry John Cena.

Love that. Actually, that was my make-a-wish. Oh. To marry him. To marry John Cena. Oh, right. And he has to do it, right? Yes, that's the law.

Okay. Yes. If you're dying, he has to. Yes. I'm going to kill The Undertaker. He'll just come right back. Right, right, right. And then I'll fuck Randy Orton.

He can RKO me. Hey, yo. Jeez. That's it. Oh, I thought that was a joke. He can just RKO me. Yeah, no, I get it. I'm going to actually same as Antonio here.

So it's same as Danny's then. Wait, all three of us the same? I think we're all the same way, but finish. Kill the Undertaker, marry John Cena, and fuck Randy Orton. Wow. That's a quick laugh. RKO! RKO!

The legs came up. Oh, don't do that. My glasses. My glasses. I think half of these I'm just doing this and talking, but I'm hoping it works. Oh, same. Yeah, yeah. That's basically what talking is.

That was actually pretty good. Hey, look, I'm good at ventriloquy. That's good. Oh, I'm here. I'm talking with my lips closed. Get it? His puppet is good at ventriloquy. Yes.

Oh, I see, I see. And it's notoriously hard to say bees, but look at this. Bert's bees. Oh, it's still the puppet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. That's it. I had to tape the glasses to my head because they kept falling off with my exaggerated movements.

oh god oh shit oh god no wait fix it my mustache in puppet world

is much better than real life much better and I have way more hair in puppet world as well this is like a long time ago

Antonio I don't grow it this long no more unless you disagree who's next oh I thought Danny was

no Danny just did the quiplash oh whoops my bad alright then I'm next um so this is for vacations Oh, I could use a vacation.

Beach house? Lake house? Or house on a ski mountain lodge? Or on a ski mountain, and you can ski there. I think Antonio's killing that one, because he doesn't know how to ski. Yeah, that's fair. Can I opt for two bullets in that gun? Whoa!

You're going to not necessarily kill one? Why would you kill a lake house? I'm going to fuck a beach house, and then I'm going to marry her because it was a great time. And then I'm going to kill the lake house and the ski lodge. So beach is a hookup that leads to marriage. Oh, for sure. Okay. For sure.

Oh, my answer, without a doubt, is marry, ski lodge, love a lodge, love that vibe. Then I'm gonna fuck a lake house Because there's something about lake houses It's just a different Aura you know And then I'm gonna kill the beach house Because I don't like sand Kill the beach house?

This is ridiculous A lake house is far more fun Than a beach house I stand by that This is crazy There's just a lake house Energy Alright I'm actually

fucking the lake house unless it has a rope swing. If it's got a rope swing into the lake, oh my, that is marriage material right there, boys.

Fucking bridge to Terabithia over here. Now, then in that case, I would fuck the beach house and kill the ski house. Even though I do love skiing and snowboarding.

Wait, what'd you do to the beach house? I fucked it and I married the lake house under the condition it has a rope swing. As long as the beach house is alive and another snake. I'll meet you at the beach

house. Okay. How are you going to kill the ski house? It's just too much, dude. Too much. How about you learn some skills? Alright. How about you learn how to build a sand castle? Far, far less useful. Alright,

I need my list. Alright, alright, alright. Okay, okay. Ready for this one? This is a good one. Okay. Queen Elizabeth. Oh, no. Betty White. Oh. And an old leather couch. What's the difference?

He gave us two dead options. Three dead options, really. One's just a dead cow. While living, while living. Oh, thank God. Thank God. Actually, you can resurrect them. Okay.

I was okay with them being alive. I didn't need the resurrecting thing. All right. I'm going to marry the queen, right? Yeah, for the money and power, right? Of course. I'm marrying that. Put that crown right here.

Right here. Do you think the royal family will accept you? If the queen accepts me, they'll accept me. Okay. Yes, I agree. Now you're the king, actually. I guess I'll fuck Betty White. She must know a thing or two.

It's getting worse, every sentence that's coming out of my mouth. And I'm going to kill the leather couch. I realize me being the first one to answer these made me the bad guy immediately. Nobody's a bad guy. I felt a little wrong with that one. I might fuck a leather couch. Okay. You ever do that?

If you have a leather couch, you've slipped it in. You know what I mean? Jesus. I don't know what you mean. How many leather couches have you had? Just one. And it was a hammy down. Oh, that's way worse.

Sloppy second. That's way worse. Way worse. Also, I have a leather couch upstairs. Stay away from that. Okay, okay. So you're saying you've never been laying down on the couch. Oh, my God.

And, you know, something happened. You got a little excitement down in the pant area, and it kind of just goes in between the thing. Ew. Excitement? So what? But that means you had your pants off already. No.

Oh, it was an accident? You're just a little hard. I don't like the personality Danny's getting with this puppet. What? I'm just saying. Nothing. No, I agree. I'm going to kill the leather couch,

fuck Betty White, and marry the queen. Okay. Yes. I'm actually, I'm going to, I'm going to, God save the queen so I can fuck her. I'm fucking the queen here. This is. Because, hold on. I think that that's actually like a better story, a better party story, like that you

somehow slept with the queen. Imagine telling that story at a party, guys. Come on. Yeah, but that's one of those things where. No one cares you married her. That's one of those things where, I mean, no one's going to believe you. That's fine. It's stranger than fiction.

True. There's a guy in every London pub saying, I fucked the queen. That might be true. He's right. Either way. Because, guys, think about it. If you marry the queen, now you're tied into that family. You have to be, like, prim and proper for the rest of your life.

Yeah, but. I'm not doing that shit. I'm marrying Betty White, and I'm killing the couch. And Betty White is a queen anyway. True. Facts, facts, facts. Because Betty White, you marry that, you're still getting that money. How much money does she have?

probably not as much as the queen but are you guys kidding me she's been around forever she's been acting forever that probably not as much as the queen was an intense statement i would say definitely not queen you think that betty white has more money than the queen i didn't say more but like comparable lifestyles i think compare what are we talking if you don't think betty white could have afforded a castle you're dead wrong help help me help me here the queen has owns the largest jewels in the world. Are you looking it up? Are you looking it up?

This is crazy. Why would you look this up? This is crazy. I'm just looking up Betty White net worth. The queen has... Look up the queen net worth. That's all you need. Okay, so $75 million at the time of passing.

Oh, I'm sure the queen is billions. The queen dwarfs that. Dwarfs that. I don't think there's a significant lifestyle difference between that and any amount above it. Oh, my God. There's no difference of lifetime between $75 million and $1 billion. And the castle?

She drinks four martinis a day. Okay, so she's $530 million. It's really not that different. I don't think it is. I'll admit, closer than I thought. Well, that's because I think she doesn't actually own the castles and everything. It's the government's property. but she's basically using them which is the same thing she she was ranked uh there there there are a

lot of uh royalties in other countries that are richer than her get out of my camera i'll smack you get out of here get out of here oh shit that was really funny no yeah she has way less unless you want to do like freaky wild shit like buy people I don't think once you have a hundred once you have a hundred million dollars

any amount greater I don't think that there's a significant lifestyle difference unless you want to get into the weird wild freaky shit which I don't well that's life baby JT your turn JT prepared more than three this time

Yes, sir. Wow. So we're going to go to a video game one. Halo, COD, or Minecraft? I think you made this... I think, again, I'm going to go time. I think you made this easy. I'm going to marry Minecraft.

Okay. I'm going to fuck COD, and I'm going to kill Halo. But with all the memories? Ah, fuck the memories. I know we don't play it anymore, but do you really play COD anymore? Last time, no. Also, Minecraft, I only visit once every, like, three months and enjoy my stay for a while. So you should fuck it.

So I guess I should fuck it. That's like a side piece, maybe. Yeah, that's true. Or it's just I have two families, and I only visit that family on the other day. Okay. No, but Halo, when's the last time you played Halo? Like, seven years ago, probably, or more. But the memories are invaluable to me.

That's fair. So what? If you kill it, the memories get wiped? Yes. Oh. i'm killing halo bitch fucking minecraft and marrying call of duty obviously i play it basically every day yeah danny's been a cod sloot over there kill cod marry halo fuck minecraft predictable of course oh my turn you're not good at either of these games or any of these games

you don't know my game skill as a puppet we know i'm the puppet gamer we know we know danny's gonna just be streaming as the puppet now oh what a good idea that is a good idea all right i have it here yeah okay fuck mary kill bacon eggs and cheese easy yeah makes me sad Bacon and eggs, both highly overrated. Cheese is the easy Mary. Easy Mary. Boom. That's our friend.

Now, is turkey bacon included in bacon? The fact that you asked that makes me not want you to answer anymore. Is that a pro or a con? That's a pro. No, no. Well, yeah, I like turkey bacon better than bacon. Forget about it. Kill bacon anyway.

Just get rid of them. You got to fuck eggs because they're used in too many recipes. Eggs themselves, so overrated, but they're used in every recipe. This is really hard, honestly. I love cheese, but I think I'm going to kill cheese, marry eggs, because I agree, they are in every recipe, and I also just like eggs, and fuck, a hot, sizzling plate of bacon. scandalous i think i gotta also kill i think i'm with danny i'm gonna kill cheese that's crazy marry eggs because you can't marry bacon you know bacon's a one time once in a while kind of fuck even though yeah been indulging in bacon pretty much forever kill cheese marry eggs fuck bacon

yeah i'm fucking bacon okay i'm not see i'm trying i was trying to think through cheese I like cheese, but I like bacon egg on a roll. No cheese, you know? Pizza would be a problem. Pizza. I killed pizza before, so. Oh, that's true. So, never mind.

I'm talking to the wrong guy. Yeah, I'm by myself over here. Yeah, I'm good with it. All right. All right, my turn. Where's your list? Oh, boys. I got a big one.

Now, we don't want to objectify anybody, obviously. What? That is literally what we're doing. But here we go. miss piggy oh kermit and elmo oh man i've had a crush on miss piggy for years oh did you me no i got you the puppet yeah yeah oh man kermit and elmo are like my heroes right true i would love to hang out with kermit was miss piggy the first puppet like sexy thing She was my first.

Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. I'm going to fuck Miss Piggy. Also, are Miss Piggy and Kermit a thing? I think she wants them to be a thing, but he's not having it. I'm going to marry Kermit. Oh. And I'm going to fuck Miss Piggy because she thinks that's going to make Kermit jealous. Right?

I'm going to be in that love triangle. And I just can't handle Elmo's just constant voice, so I'm going to kill him. He doesn't like being tickled. I mean, what are we doing? No, he does. He likes tickling. He likes it. Well, he likes it too much.

Whatever the problem is. He likes tickling, which is why I'm going to fuck Elmo. You want to tickle him with your dick? Jesus Christ. Jesus. This is bad. This is so bad. Then I'm going to marry Miss Piggy and kill that green frog thing.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, I grew up on Elmo, so I'm marrying Elmo. But before I do that, I'm fucking Miss Piggy, and I'm smacking that shit sideways. You know what I'm saying? Like, bah, bah. And we'll kill Kermit.

I don't care about him. What? Yeah. Oh, I like Kermit. Why, Kermit? Okay, I think before we continue, we got to try a puppet singing thing. Should we not?

Oh, wait, we can't do it on YouTube. Yeah. All right, we'll try it on Patreon. We'll try it on Patreon. And then we'll try it on Patreon. Little puppet musical. A puppet lip-sync battle? I don't know about lip-sync battle, but we'll just try to lip-sync, I guess.

Okay. Whose turn is it? JT. All right. Well, let's dive a little deeper into cheeses, huh? Oh. Cheddar, mozzarella, pepper jack. I'll go...

Damn. I'll marry mozzarella, fuck pepper jack, and kill cheddar. I agree with that list. I think I'm okay with that. Yeah. All right. Kill cheddar for sure. Kill cheddar.

What do you say? fuck pepper jack marry mozzarella yeah yeah i'm good with that i'm good i can honestly marry or fuck mozzarella pepper jack but i agree i hope these little microphones on us are picking all this up oh he's really reading it all right this one is um halloween thanksgiving christmas damn tough one tough one i got this i got this in the bag don't say it don't say it i got this in the bag don't say it i got this in the bag what is it i'm gonna marry christmas okay i'm gonna fuck thanksgiving i'm i'm killing halloween what the hell are you talking about halloween is done what's wrong with you i'm killing halloween it's it's okay at best we're talking about

the holiday i almost thought you were onto something too we're talking about the holiday Not, like, the season, you know? No. How could you? During Halloween month, how could you say that? That's why we exist. I'm just saying. That's why we exist.

The holiday. Do you want us to die? Not the season. Not the season. This guy runs a YouTube channel that does 31 days of Halloween and doesn't fucking like it. It's 31 days of October. That's my point. That is Halloween.

October is Halloween. I said the holiday, not the season. I'm marrying Christmas. Fuck Halloween. kill thanksgiving i think i agree with him yeah i agree with you both if i could put up a two i would both wrong you can't even lift your other hand oh okay okay okay fuck marry kill red blue and green i think i'm gonna kill red wow um fuck blue and marry green I think I'm gonna

marry blue because blue has the best color ranges for me and then I'm gonna fuck red kill green money's not even green anymore I like what you said about the color range blue does have the best

so yeah we'll marry blue fuck green kill red JT's shoes are green actually you have the whole color palette we were just talking about true JT's shirt by the way His puppet shirt says, I heart glutton. Glutton for punishment.

He's like, because I think. The puppet master doesn't know how to spell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I accidentally in the notes spelt glutton, even though I feel like I heart glutton. It doesn't even make any sense, but whatever. You would think they would go, are you sure you want that set? Like, what if it was a typo? What if it was G-L-T-T-O-N, and I made a mistake?

They would just type that? I guess so. Okay. Last one, I guess? Yeah, yeah, last one. Let's do it. Okay, mine is online delivery, like Amazon. Okay.

Okay. Rideshare slash food programs, like Uber, Uber Eats. Okay. And streaming, as in Netflix, Hulu, et cetera. This is tough. This is hard. Fuck. I got a thinker for you for the last one.

Okay, well, I'm marrying Amazon delivery. I'm marrying that. and then so wait wait question just one question sorry i hate doing this in these but does like i can still take taxis and stuff all right i'm just gonna i'm gonna fuck the uber stuff and i'm gonna kill streaming i'm just gonna kill it oh wow kill streaming yeah yeah that's crazy netflix streaming whatever that's crazy no no no what are you gonna watch i'll watch my fucking hand gets shoved in this ass here i don't know i can't do nothing um i think you know my answer i am marrying rideshare slash uber fucking netflix streaming and killing amazon that's just it's

just ridiculous fuck you jeff bezos it's just ridiculous no yeah i'm gonna marry uh amazon as well i it so now is youtube isn't streaming right no bro i fuck it fuck i don't even have netflix or Hulu or any of that shit, kill streaming and save ride share shit. Or fuck it, actually. Yes. Yes, JT. JT Puppet, yes. I get that because JT doesn't watch TV. But you...

JT also doesn't leave the house. You are an avid watcher. That's crazy. If YouTube counts and like... Not just YouTube. You watch the shows, the movies, the animes. I am just... All of that. I am never taking public transportation again. I'm gonna be honest.

I'm just never doing it. Well, you could go back to the old days of DD, and that would kind of suck. Oh, yes, a designated driver. Not doing that. Every couple weeks, it's your turn. Not doing it. I'd rather still just not drive to the place.

I'm actually real-life Danny's designated driver. Oh, you? Yes. How do you drive with one hand, I guess? You're the designated Danny? I'm the designated Danny. Also, I think it's only right that I show you this. oh look at this it's gaping don't you can't show this on youtube stop this look at this

oh my god it's so gaping i don't want to see i don't want to see please it's unholy no it's a huge hole yeah i think we're good here by the way get out of here Yeah, JT, tell them where to find you. You can find me on Instagram at TheJBalls. I look a little different on there, though. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can find me at AntPrisco. Can't forget to follow.

The Picky Boys Podcast. The Picky Boys on Instagram and on Twitch. Yeah. What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? No, no, no, please.

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