Picky Boys Podcast - Fold Or Crumple? The Ultimate Test Of Friendship! - Picky Boys Podcast #237

Episode Date: August 7, 2022

In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss the crumple or fold debate, philosophers being crazy people, the theatrics of dying on an airplane, Danny'sinstagram, and why we have to eliminate Mr. Beast to save the world! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

and I'm asking you as friends because I'm really going to judge you guys because I feel like I have my answer for JT already because he already is like caveman-ish. I've been in prison for 15 years. Where are you? Where's the reveal? It's like Occam's razor.

It's, it's, it's... Do you think this is a philosophy mood today? They're, you know, revealing to their wife that they've never loved him. Right, right. That's important. If I could end it here, I would. If I could, if I could have ended it there,

Your life or the podcast? Both. welcome back to the picky boys podcast you like that i've never tried that that was crazy yeah you liked it i don't know i'm not dj i'm not good at can you beatbox i can't do any of that also the fact that people could make multiple sounds with their throat can't i don't understand mom does it well i love having jt on that couch it's my favorite thing every time he's around no have you ever seen like a big like a good beatboxer like for someone who can really like go crazy yeah it's yeah i'm every part of

me wants to attempt to do it i know i can't so i'm just gonna it's fucking insane how about we all how about we all try jt you go first uh no you go first no you go all right danny um wait what kind of beat do you want anything like something literally you can spit some fire bars over all right that's not bad i was thinking like more like a like a Oh, you're talking about those guys They're like Yeah, they go Like helicopter noises

I don't know if that's good for podcasting The ears are probably not great for that one Someone told me once That you could just say boots and ketchup over and over again And that'll work Oh shit, that was pretty good Yeah, see Boots and ketchup

Not a great combination no no no unless they're red boots ketchup boots i met one guy who's really good at it and he said he could that guy spoke five languages and he said that speaking other languages is really good skill for beatboxing and vice versa because uh different languages use different parts of the throat wow and vice versa so beatboxing helps you learn new languages so if you were like a prolific beatboxer you know making adapting the sounds of other languages much more you know you know easier for you every uh language you acquire in your skill set means your tongue just is that much better you know person kissing everything i think like someone that could

speak five languages man that tongue must go do crazy things just think about like how much stuff they have to do with your tongue i can barely do as much i can't even roll my r's danny pretends that like you can i can't i i never i never said i could i should be able to because of my 13 percent spanish dna there it is hold the chart hold the chart also a nice shirt danny oh yeah this shirt this this old thing it's really like stitches probably no it is uh this is the um oversized tie-dye embroidered picky boys shirt available at pickyboys.com today and if you want to see more of us you can join the patreon patreon.com slash picky boys get our plug in yeah and then we can get past that we can get past a lot of cool stuff on there though there

There's a lot of cool stuff on there. Did we talk about the Instagram bet on here? What the fuck does that mean? No, the fucking bungee jumping. My Instagram bet was here. Oh, the bungee jumping. You got that so quick. It's like you two planned this.

What other Instagram bet is there? I don't know. I mean, we bet a lot of things. Danny has 80 shots in the bank. Either way. But yeah, I mean, you kind of gave it away. But basically, I'm not a big poster. I'm not a big poster.

Danny doesn't post. So in order to bolster my social presence and become more of an influencer, Antonio is like, I'll make a bet with you that you post twice a week on Instagram. And if I don't post twice a week on Instagram, then I have to bungee jump. And that's it. And if I do, no, no, no. I think you were going to buy me like a round of drinks or something. Oh, yeah, fine. Yeah, that's fine.

That's warranted. That's fine. for a month i think it was i think that's what it was like that no danny kennedy's like i need a way to i want to post more i need something to push me i said what do you fear the most he said well i hate bungee jumping i said if you don't post twice a week you got a bungee jump and he said no at first literally that is like the best thing you can do to make me force me to do something you could you could have said if you don't post twice a week i'll kill you and your family, and it would do the same

thing, because I'm equally as afraid of both things. Danny would let half his family die before bungee jumping. Danny would murder his family. It sounds terrifying. Danny told me that if he ever bungee jumped, he would rather the rope just break and not come back up. Yeah, that doesn't... I'd rather the

rope... You're just jumping off a bridge. Yeah, that's what he'd rather do. I'd rather jump off a bridge than bungee jump on it. Because I can make peace with death, but I can't make peace with the uncertainty of a tragedy happening. know if if the cord snaps you'd rather be a certain tragedy yeah i'd rather be like oh he's gonna die rather than this big unknown that's the same that's the same thing it's i don't know i i have

a fear of the unknown i think i mean most people do i feel like you know it's a scary venture but and i just it's just it's just this i i'm just i've like i've seen it in my head over and over it just snaps on the way down honestly i'd rather if i'm jumping off a bridge i'd rather the rope be there just in case and then if it snaps that sucks like i don't want no chance i'd rather some chance i'd rather power uh parachute out of the plane really i have a hundred percent for some reason it seems so much less scary i wonder what has a higher death rate i think it's bungee jumping really no i think but i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna check i think it's a dandy fact so i'm gonna yeah that's a dandy fact what makes what makes more sense is that bungee jumping has more

injuries but skydiving has more deaths oh yeah because you mess up in uh skydiving that's splatter splatter kablatter i have seen a video that was terrifying of a guy bungee jumping and like as he comes back up the rope perfectly wraps around his neck and he just starts hanging himself i think he lived but honestly that's just like that's a final destination thing where something's like oh he went bungee jumping and then the noose tied itself around his neck perfectly in the spiral, that'd be like, okay, he was supposed to go. There are some ways that people Bro, bro, did you

did anybody see the K-pop band that the teleprompter fell on them? Oh, shit, yeah, I saw that. That was a tragedy. Dude, talk about Final Destination. Did he die? I don't think he died yet, but he's in critical condition. His vertebrae must be snapped. No, like, it was a horrific thing. Dude, it's like

they were just, like, let's say Madison Square Garden performing, and one of the huge TVs like cartoon splat. I thought it was fake. It wasn't. It's like I have a TV show. That's Final Destination. That's what I'm saying. Some people, I don't know what it is, simulation, force, I don't know what it is.

Some people, meant to be deleted. True. Well, okay, so the results are in. Bungee jumping and skydiving are just about on par in their fatality rates, but most people consider bungee jumping more dangerous for some reason. Although the National Safety Council says a person is more likely to be killed being stung by a bee or struck by lightning than during either of those sports.

Yeah, but that's also, like, stupid. During? What? You're more likely to be killed by a bee or struck by lightning or killed by lightning than died during a skydive or a bungee jump. They're saying it's very safe. Their stats are dumb. Yeah, that stat's dumb.

I hate when they take those stats because it's like, okay, first of all, go tell that stat to the guy who died bungee jumping. Well, it was actually more likely that you would have been killed by a bee sting, so it's okay. No, it's not. Secondly, you're comparing, like, okay, for the lifetime of someone who, like, through their whole entire lifetime, if they were killed by a bee versus, like, people who go bungee jumping, how often they die.

It's like, yeah, lightning strikes the earth all the time, and bees are in our front yard right now. And if I bungee jump once in my life and die, that counts towards the stat. That's dumb. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? If I bungee jump just as much as I saw bees, I'd agree. Yeah. Exactly.

Yeah. I think those stats are dumb, too. Like, you know, they always say the stats, like, you're more likely to die on the way to the airport in the car than you are to die on the plane. But a plane, dying on a plane is just such a more horrific death. Is it? Absolutely. You think so? Oh, yeah, free-falling for, like, ten minutes and then exploding.

And people are crying and everybody's, like, you know. Trying to call your mother. They're, you know, revealing to their wife that they've never loved him. Right, right. That's important. And then the plane comes back up, and the guy's like, just kidding. Yeah, just kidding. No, but the only thing that makes a plane crash horrific for you is everybody around.

If I was by myself on a plane, and it was going down, I'd be like, well, this is kind of, you know. You just have too much time to think. And then you always hear the beeping going off, the oxygen masks fall down. The problem is it's a real performance if a plane is crashing. A car crash just seems like a, that's it. Yeah, true. Good point. but like yeah

playing for crash the oxygen mask coming down now this baby's crying there's food like I'm getting hit with this bright full minutes

of like traumatic terror oh I see a priest floating around yeah people people are praying the rosary yeah it's a real it's

it's kind of terrifying yeah what are we doing still I think I'd rather go that way at least that's cooler you'd rather go that way yeah

for sure you too well no no I mean at least it's like a little roller coaster on the way down you wouldn't rather go that way would you if I'm

going either way Hell yeah. I guess... What am I doing? I guess I'll be on the news more likely. No matter what plane... If any plane crashes, passengers on it, it's in the news. Car crashes, people die in car crashes every day.

Danny only cares about the 10 minutes of fame. Hey, listen. If you're going to die, at least be on the news. At least get some attention. If you're going to die, die spectacularly. Make it on the news. Yeah, I mean, why not? I mean, I agree.

The reasoning doesn't matter. I agree. I would choose that for sure. I saw something else that has nothing to do with this, by the way. We're really flipping here. I saw this TikTok about how people wipe their ass.

I'm asking you as friends because I'm really going to judge you guys because I feel like I have my answer for JT already because he already is caveman-ish. Do you fold the toilet paper or crumple it up when you wipe your ass? Fold. Definitely fold. Thank God. 110%. I thought you were going to ask the other one.

I thought it was the other one as well. Give me a second. We'll ask that later. But just for this, whoever doesn't fold their toilet paper when they wipe their ass, go check in to a mental institution. What are you doing? I can see why you think I would do that, though. I can see that. But I don't. You definitely look like a crumpler.

I'm glad you're a folder. I'm glad. Same person. For me, it's not like a perfect fold, though. It's more of a wrap around the hand, you know? And then that. That's the same thing. That's fine.

That's what I would say as well. It's not like I'm folding. Oh, no. I go like real counting on it. I like rip it and then fold it and then go. But that's like the same thing. Count it like seven folds. Yeah, I just don't understand the – let me make this into a snowball and shove it in my – I don't get it.

I don't get it. No. They're weird people. Write in the comments so I could judge you. And it just has to be – it has to be more wasteful, right? Because if you crumple something up, then you have like two sides of it you can use. True. But to be honest, I –

If you fold, you can – Nah. I agree. Oh, I don't know about that. Oh, I think so. Towards the middle. Do you use it, fold it, and use it again? Towards the middle end, you totally can.

The first one? No, not the first one. The first one, I don't know. These are like towards the end. You're going to clog a toilet if every single time you get new toilet paper. I can see why what I do is a little bit wasteful, but I'm not going to change it. That's fine. It also depends how much toilet paper you're using.

I use a lot of toilet paper. I put toilet paper in the bowl first, so there's no splash back. Oh, wow. You put it on the seat, too? No, no, I'm not. That's just overtly wasteful. You just put it in the water? Yeah, for sure.

Just sacrifice some. Yeah, yeah. It's like this is one for you guys, one for you guys. Yeah, the sacrificial toilet paper so I don't get any water on my butt. Wow. It's a genius move because I've heard many people say, like, oh, I hate when I poop and the water hits my ass. I'm like, you don't throw toilet paper in first to soften the blow?

Break the surface tension. Yeah, break the surface tension. That happens so little, and even if it does, who cares? Yeah, I agree. They're having so little, and it's not like that water's not already dirty. It's not already shit water. And it's hitting your ass, where the shit is coming from in the first place. Yeah, exactly.

It's not like, oh, the poop water touched a place where there's no poop. No, that's where it came from. No, it's not the same. It's not the same, because it doesn't just go back. It's not a perfect shot straight up to the hole. It is. It's very accurate. Either way, I'm glad you guys fold.

What was your question? Well, the other big, oh, see, that's a. Oh, how many poop questions are there? So we each have one. Number two, I'll go with yours first, is front to back. This one, I don't get at all. So I don't even, growing up, I never even understood this question because I'm more of a dabber anyway.

I don't, like, go this way or go this way, right? You just pat. You pat? Yeah. See, that's a... No, it has to be a motion. That sounds like a crumpler technique. Now I think you're trying to fly.

No. No. I don't want to get too into it because it's disgusting. Yeah, it's gross. First, I'll put it down there and like. But that's a front. If you're going from the front. No, I don't do this.

I don't do this. Oh, okay. That's what front to back means, right? You go from here. No. It's really just the point of entry. I lift up my ass off the seat and then do that. Yeah, it's really just the point of entry.

Are you doing it from the back or the front? See, that's not front to back or back to front, really. That's not even. It's just how you get there. You can go through the side and go front to back. No, I don't think it's really about the front to back. I think it's some people go in from the front, and that's what they're talking about.

Yeah. That's what the question means. And then there's the third question, which I feel has been more controversial, but the people have been standing up, literally. That is psychotic. Is when you have to sit down or stand up. I will do that towards the end to get cleaner.

Stand up. Yes. That is a fine answer. That's fine. I don't. but the people that straight up go straight up psychotic to me as well back in back in my fully toilet paper days i was a stander now with the now the modern invention and and gloriousness of bidets i no longer need to do that but i was a stander and you know what

you know what every time anybody ever talked about it everybody always said they sit and was like that's fucking crazy and so i hid and i lied i hid in plain sight and i said i was a sitter But I was a stander Danny was a closeted sitter Danny was a closeted stander Amongst his group of friends Now I'm just on a different I'm playing a different game

I gotta admit as well I never liked the bidet Until one day I was left with very very little toilet paper And I had to make a decision here And I had to use the bidet And then use the toilet paper after just to make sure Because I only had a little bit left

And it wasn't that bad and ever since then I've been using the bidet every time nice nice have you two ever been in a real pinch and had to use something

not toilet paper yes what have you used like obviously like napkin paper towel which you don't want to use because it's going to

clog the toilet but had to use that the worst thing I've ever had to use was one time I ran out of toilet paper and I

I told this story on here I got my dad I yelled out for my dad I was like dad I didn't tell you we were dead and he's like we don't have any

left in the house and instead of like going to the store six blocks away and getting me something he brought me a plastic bag that I used which is not absorbent

it didn't even work to be honest yeah that's rough that's rough I don't think the worst thing I've used I had to use

was a full on towel and I just threw it out like there's some things you use you just throw it out like it's over like it's just over just like this towel and once you do the first one

I think anything you use you throw out pretty much nothing you're gonna reuse yeah pretty much nothing worth saving and if it's anything worth saving you're not showing it up your ass

I think I've used a piece of cardboard well that takes the cake like a thin cardboard box like ones that a white claw would come in like the box of white claws like that kind of cardboard oh man I think I'd rather do nothing I'd rather just use my underwear at that point

I would rather use my underwear and my socks no my underwear wasn't an option at this point this is back from the infamous The infamous... Oh, you shit yourself already. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. What infamous?

When he shit himself. Yes, yes. That incident. Are you saying this to make him say it more? No, no. I'm just using it. This is a while ago. What happened?

Yeah, this is a while ago. But after I left the place, and part of that story was after I left the place and I took an Uber back to your place, I went to my trunk because I had extra clothes in there. But I was just out in the open. And so I still needed to do a little clean up. A little clean up, yeah.

And I went through all my disposable things in the trunk. And so the next thing was a box. I don't know, man. It was fine. That's fair. I mean, that's definitely. I've never used a leaf. That seems worse to me.

I think you're going to get a rash. Yeah. I'm worried about. I'm also worried about it breaking. You know, it's like. Yeah. I'm worried my finger go right through. I'm allergic to the outside pretty much.

So using a leaf would be. My doctor literally said I'm allergic to trees and grass. I was like, the earth? I'm allergic to the earth? So if I just started shoving leaves in my ass, I don't know what would happen. Yeah. I've also used... Anyway.

In an act of complete desperation, I've used the wrapping the toilet paper came in. That wasn't terrible. Okay. It's kind of like a tissue paper, but not... What kind of thing are you talking about? I'm a big fan of the socks. You have two pairs of socks, and you have two inside-outs. That's four solid wipes, and then you toss the socks.

No, because wearing shoes without socks, socks, I hate it. I think he's in his home in here, right? I mean, I think. Why would he be? So he's just shitting on his socks when he's home? Where were you when you used socks? I didn't use socks yet, but I can see using socks. Oh, you're just a fan.

Yeah, I'm a fan of that. But not at home. I don't, I mean, well, yeah, no, not at home. If I'm at home alone, I'm just. Just jumping in the shower. I'm like a little goblin walking around squatting. I don't know if jumping in the shower, I don't know. That totally works.

just have shit run down your leg what an episode listen it's it's human nature alright alright alright enough of this shit if I could end it here if I could have ended it there

your life or the podcast both alright what do you got anything non shit related you want me to come I think I cut you off in the beginning and you were about to say something Was it about the shit or was it something else?

You asked me to remember something 10 minutes ago on our rapid fire moments here. Jeez Louise. I was wondering something. How you guys heard about this pink sauce ordeal? What does this mean? You don't know this? Yeah. I know Danny does.

This is big on TikTok, right? It was big on TikTok like a week or two ago. Pink sauce. Can I guess what it is? Yes. Okay. Is it sexual? Yes.

Oh, shit. No. No, it's not. Oh, well, you lost me. what is it uh some chef on tiktok or is she a chef what is she an influencer she's a person who makes sauce i don't know i don't know she she released this uh product called pink sauce it's like dragon fruit and mayo i don't know a bunch of spices and i guess there's some like shipping problems and people are being delivered just like moldy sauce and it's a whole thing and

uh yeah people freaking out about it i thought you had heard that's a weird thing to like isn't that do you think it was a bad batch like they didn't add the preservatives right or something like it's weird to send a product a lot of things well that's this is this is part of the whole controversy is that like it seems like it's not like it seems like a very uh how do you put this mom and pop shop you know production like it's not like it's made in a factory or anything like she's making it in her home and like dipping her socks in it like you know like cosmo wandership yeah so it seems so there's there's been a lot of inconsistencies with the whole rollout like the first the label was wrong said that there was 444 servings inside that's a lot of so that's a

big bottle and then and then you know like yeah people are getting shipped bad product and it's just like a and it's it's whole it's whole very it's whole controversy on tiktok the one thing i did think was interesting is like um because people asked her did you get even get fda approval for this and she was like no why would i get fda approval and then everyone's calling her an idiot Do you know what the F in FDA stands for? The Food and Drug Administration. And so everyone on Twitter is clowning or calling an idiot. When in reality, no.

If you start making and selling food, you do not need FDA approval. That's not what the FDA does. They don't go and approve every new sauce and food and this and that that comes out. That's not how that works. So it's very interesting. People are like, everyone's calling her borderline. But everyone's calling her an idiot. Like brain dead.

Yeah. People are really mean. It's like, do you even know what the F stands for? You're an idiot. People are making memes about it. It's like, no. That's not how the FDA works. It's just because, like, why do people think they know anything?

I don't know. People don't know anything. They really don't, is what I think. And I'm a person, too. I don't know anything either. So, like, what are we doing? It's just not how the internet works. I know.

Just stop. You just say, you know, you just say whatever you think and claim it as true. And now this poor girl who's just trying to make some cool colored sauce is looking up how to get an FDA approval thing for her little, like, what's happening? Well, what do you think about the Jake Novak situation? Do you know that one on TikTok? Is that Jake Lucky? No, he's the I want to be the next SNL cast member guy. What happened to him?

You heard that? I mean, I know. You know the song? So basically, he just got clowned on. For the past, he hasn't released a video in a month and change. And people are just continually making fun of the video. oh just the video just because it's cringy and and then he also he also works at disney he's one of the like barbershop quartet people i saw that and and people are like i found and

people are like videotaping him at his job and being like i want to be the next snl cast member i mean that's the price of fame so but it's not fame it's the price of infamy he is not an snl cast member he's just a guy who is you know trying trying his thing and people are saying yes it may be cringy you may not be like it but you know people are just on you can't follow someone to their job yeah i found him it's like what's happening he's trying to sing for little kids at disney and on the other side people are saying well he's at disney you know he's on he's internet famous or infamous or whatever you're gonna get videotaped yeah that's true also i thought we were past the whole like torture someone for a cringy video i thought we passed

that and we entered the cancel people and what are we getting back into that now no i thought we passed the rebecca black thing it has never gone away on tiktok yeah no try you're always gonna get made fun of for trying that's fine for trying anything for wanting to do anything that's fine yeah 100 i agree with that a thousand especially until until you succeed and then even when you succeed a lot of times even you'll still get it even then like you see all the people like 20 million followers or 10 million followers the same people are still making fun of them they got yeah well that's why i have 200 million followers and like this little dorky commenter just goes loser still a loser and like that crushes them like why does that crush people it's so it's so

weird to me the anonymity of the internet can be ruthless it's just five letters it's scary but it's also fun do you think but it's fun do you think the anonymity because there are definitely people who don't who don't care about the anonymity and we'll do it in public i think go to Disneyland and do it. True, but I think a lot of internet hate is fueled by anonymity. True. But it's also this weird

hypocrisy because are you writing that comment to truly make this person feel bad? Fine. Or is it to get the reaction and the attention so you're wanting what he wants? It's this whole weird cat and mouse game of just, everybody's a loser. Yes. Everybody's a loser.

It's okay. We could all be losers together. That's the best part. I think. We're all losers. We're all losers. Like, just anything to take away. I'll take it. Right?

That's a good takeaway. I like that. I agree. We're all winners, too. You know. Well, now you're losing. Some of us are. All right, fair enough.

You know, I was trying to meet in the middle. I don't know. What's in between winners and losers? Second place. The people who didn't play. The people who didn't play. The people who didn't play. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Holy shit. Danny turns 25. Danny crates. True. So crates. Very true. I talked about how I got called mentally, like,

incapable of thinking for calling socrates so crates right in high school or something in college in college i just watched bill and ted and they call and they make fun of you know how we like emulate movies a little bit when we see them so it was just a line it's just so they call them so crates and then i was in english class and i was in charge of reading a paragraph and of course socrates was in it and i was reading it and i said yada yada yada so crates and the English teacher slams her books down and looks at me and goes, Socrates. I went, no, I know it's

a movie and I just left it alone. I got ridiculed in front of class. Then later, when in a study group, I was insulted very heavily. I can't say the word she called me. That's just a problem. Next question. Did you mean to make the joke?

No, it came out. Is this your excuse or did you actually think that it was Socrates? 60-40 60-40 60-40 I'm gonna say you deserve this one I'm on their side

in fact I think you should be ridiculed on TikTok for it as well yeah ridicule me on TikTok there's some words she just called me many words I can't say if you're not intending for it to be a joke just because it is a joke and another thing you don't get the pat

I trained my mind to say socrates I did I trained my mind to say socrates It's a lack of training. Yeah, it's a lack of training. This is blasphemy. No, that doesn't make any sense. First of all, get cooler names back then. So Socrates, like, name them.

I feel like that name's fire. Yeah, that name is super cool. Dude, all their names. Plato, Aristotle. Those are dumb names. Those are, hot take, those are dumb names. Michelangelo is the only cool name. You can add, like, you can take any name and add, like, a Greek, what is it, suffix at the end?

So it'd be like, Danicles. And I'd be like, yeah, that shit goes hard. And Michelangelo, that's a double name. I feel like that's the least cool of them all. That's a Ninja Turtle. That is a Ninja Turtle. Da Vinci's a cool name. Da Vinci's really cool.

But Socrates, Aristotle. Socrates, Aristotle, yeah, that's awesome. Because I could just see, like, get the fuck out of here, Aristotle. You know, I could just see it. You can say that to any name. No, there are some names you can't really say it to. Get the fuck out of here, Michelangelo. Yes, you can.

See, but that's a name you could say it to. There's definitely, like, you can't, like, get the fuck out of here, Hank. Like, that doesn't work. You could definitely say that. No, that doesn't work. There's some things you can't. who's the one that was just like a hobo and is also a philosopher any homeless man in new york first oh dude this guy this greek philosopher oh man what's his name

whatever someone on the council homeless tease dude he was just a homeless man a crazy homeless man but he was just spitting fire but he was like just shooting out lottery numbers hey you don't have to have a home to think hard i'm sure he said that i'm sure he said that i mean it's true So, you know, that's like, you know, if you're a philosopher, your job is to think. You really don't need anything but your mind. He's just making fun of, like, Michelangelo and, like, painting the shit. He's like, yeah, well, he has paintbrushes. I paint with my fucking piss.

Yeah, no, exactly. Is he the one that jerked off when Rome was burning? Yes. I forgot his name. What type of philosopher would you be? What the hell does that mean? I think... Would you be the homeless man or would you be, like, one of the fake guys who lives a rich, lavish lifestyle

and then in his books talks about living a simple life and enjoy life's simple pleasures. It's like, yo, you have a Lambo. If my option was the homeless philosopher that drank and ate out of the same bowl or the fake philosopher that had a Lambo, I'm choosing the latter, personally. Obviously, I would pick the one that is truthful

and the Lambo, but what can you do? I'd be the homeless guy. I know, JT. I know. I feel like there has to be some kind of middle ground. Oh, yeah, definitely. I'd be that guy. Would you be like, is it Socrates who got put to death,

but he had the option to leave town? He was like, no, I want to stand by what I said and just got killed? I don't know. They used to get put to death for like, oh, the moon is... Is not made of cheese, people. Is not made of cheese, yeah. God does not push the moon with his fingers. That is true.

For a long time, they put people to death who thought that the Earth was the center, who didn't think that the Earth was the center of the universe. They were like, you think the Earth's not the center of the universe? We're going to kill you. Dead. And those people were right. So it really makes you think.

They got put to death, and then the Catholic Church would also, or whatever church would say, also after this you're going to hell. Yeah, double whammy. Double whammy. And then for like, I guess maybe it was Galileo, he only got pardoned by the Catholic Church like, I don't know, a decade or two ago for that. Too little, too late.

No, there's a waiting list. There's a lot of backup. We've got to run for a lot of numbers. Wow. Well, yeah, I mean, he was right. I wonder if you think you, you know, if you make that discovery and say, oh, actually, it's not.

Like, how do you now try to introduce it to the world without getting killed? Or is that something you have to do? You just have to say, eh, I don't care if they kill me, but you guys are wrong. Right, but there's also people that are way too far ahead of their time

because to say this and no one believe you, what's the point of saying it, almost? I'm sure there are things that you could say right now that are true and will be proven true in like 1,000 years, but you look like a crazy person if you said it right now. Oh, I have it. You have it? I have it.

It's an electron cloud, baby. I have it. No, I've always thought about this, honestly. It's like if I saw an alien or a ghost, and it is 100% like this isn't a hypothetical if I saw it or not. Like I saw the alien. Yeah. And I was the only one who saw it.

I don't, like, how would I convince other people without sounding like a crazy person? It's very hard. You're either, you could keep to yourself and keep living your life, or you could dedicate your life to being a crazy alien guy and then live a sad life and die.

And people are going to tell me it didn't happen. I'm going to say, no, it did happen. Yeah, we talked about this with the same example of, like, if you saw a ghost. Like, it's the same thing. like if i said now now now you you have your experience and then the other people that are called non-believers on this ghost talk but they have the same experience now you know like everyone's telling the truth but you can't make everybody anybody else believe that must be

frustrating also that could already exist the people got sucked up by ufos and the people that do claim to see ghosts that could be happening to them right now like what what what what happened if you just you were just in your bed and just like a hole like a portal opened up and you fell through it and you were in like a room and some guy is just like you have to tell everyone that this guy must be dead before this time or the entire world will end and then you should get transported back to your room would you do it would i kill him would you would you tell anybody or would you try to kill him no because i'd be like who says like who are you a portal just opened up in your room hey man there's corruption everywhere i don't know why this this entity guys

the evil guy yeah exactly i don't know why this entity is using me to kill this guy okay i don't trust him either so so worst case scenario the portal guy is the evil guy and i kill this man no it's best that's that's that yeah well that's the worst case scenario if i think he is evil okay and i kill the guy the worst case scenario if he's the good guy is the world ends i have to kill the guy now because fuck them for putting that on me fuck them what the world they're like why do i have to do it no because he seems he seems like he's in a rush he goes oh we'll be revealed do it we promise please it's all in your hands like where are you going is that a movie script you have back there yeah do you guys like it is it good what do you guys think how'd you

guys like the all be real line yeah we can make some notes some notes also he's a guy that everybody loves oh god like tom hanks it's like mr rogers we have mr rogers of our era of our generation mr beast or some shit yeah it's mr beast you have to do it i mean first of all again i'm not telling anybody because then i'm going to be put in a institution institution uh and i i think i'm going to do it now now we know this and maybe i'll go to jail but do you think the guy who killed john lennon maybe this happened to him that's the thing that's what he's saying is that all of these people like how do we know how do we know which ones are are lying and which ones aren't and that's that's also the thing about this situation is maybe the guy said you have to do it

you can do it and i kill the person and so the world doesn't end but the guy never said like i'll save you from the consequences like then i killed i killed the guy i killed mr beast now i'm in jail, and the world hasn't ended. Now, all I can think to myself is, I must have saved it, right? Like, I did the job, and now I'm just in jail. And now I'll be telling everybody in jail, I saved the

world! I'm sure there's a few guys in jail like that. The guy who makes the portals pops his head out, goes, just blame it on Catcher in the Rye, and then he closes it. It's the worst thing ever. The thing is, okay, but let's say that does happen to you, right? Probably my

reaction would be, okay, time to check myself into the mental hospital I'm crazy clearly I'm hallucinating but this is what we you think crazy people can tell that they're crazy no you're thinking like a normal person who thinks he's crazy

not a crazy person who thinks he's crazy this is what we established before it is real how can I know that you don't you just have to trust it's like Occam's razor It's, it's, it's, it's the far, far, far more.

Okay. What the two scenarios are. Yes. I was teleported and told to kill Mr. Beast or I have a few screws list and I'm crazy and I didn't know it, but now I do. What is more likely? What is the more reasonable scenario there? That's option A and B.

Maybe. What if I just kidnap him? What would that do? You got to kill him. Yeah. He said you have to kill him. He was very, he was very precise with his wording, but he did say all will be revealed. I've been in prison for 15 years.

Where are you? Where's the reveal? Fuck. All right. We got to go talk to Mr. Beast. We got to go to North Carolina real quick. We could get out of here. We're going to get in trouble.

Yeah, we are going to get in trouble. All right. Actually, though, let's get out of here. JT, tell them where to find you. Find me on Instagram at JTHolden97. And find me on Twitch, streaming at twitch.tv slash pickyboysstreaming. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. you can find me at

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