Picky Boys Podcast - Fork! Milk! Kidnap! - Picky Boys Podcast #384

Episode Date: July 20, 2025

KARTIOTHON 2 STARTS THIS THURSDAY AT 7PM! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys In today's podcast, Antonio, JT, and Danny play a game called "Fork, Milk, Kidnap," which is a twist on the classic "Fuck, Marry, Kill." Leave a comment below telling us who you'd choose to fork! Join the Patreon and unlock 700+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Shop Our Summer Merch - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ NEW STUFF IN DANNY'S LAB! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Yeah, yeah. Welcome back everybody. How we feeling? How we feeling? We're feeling good. We're feeling good. We played this game, Phil- nope. We played this game Fork Milk Kidnap on Patreon and we thought we'd play a little bit today. Yeah, everyone loved it so much. I was like, alright, let's try it on the main channel. It's basically fuck, marry, kill, but with different actions. yeah instead of you know the normal thing it would be like oh go do the monkey bars with this person

and then everything there's you know it gets to where it's gonna go the milk gets a little milky i think it's one of those you just gotta you just gotta watch us play oh yeah there's no way on earth we would have been able to explain no no but before that before that we do have uh just a reminder that when does this come out jason when does this come out how close are we how close are to the good big day, the 20th? Four days. In four days from now, on Thursday, July 24th, will be the Card-A-Thon 2.0 on twitch.tv slash thepickyboys.

So follow that account so you get notified. Follow the Instagram. We're going to have news up there. We are going to do the Mario Kart Sub-A-Thon where every single donation adds time. We go as long as the donations keep going, and you affect the races themselves. We did it last year.

We're trying to make it bigger, better, and more fun for everybody get in there july 24th 7 p.m everybody bada bing all right so let's let's do a little example instead of fuck marry kill we are treat to a golden shower already gone throw a slab of cheese at okay and be the top bread in a fuck sandwich with the top bread oh Oh, my God, it's so graphic for... I forget we're not on Patreon. It's got graphic as fast as humanly possible. They do get a little graphic.

So those are the three options, and these are what we have to choose from. We have a sparkling vampire. Okay. We have Megan Fox's thumb. Okay. Oh, ew. Okay.

Oh, she has a weird thumb, right? She has toe thumbs. And a goblin on ketamine. Wow. Jesus. Wow. so treat to a golden shower throw a slab of cheese at be the top bread and i'm imagining that correctly right i don't even know what that means jason keep up a megan fox thumb queen i

think she only has one i do need to see she only has one thumb she has one it's a condition and she has one thumb like this i mean it's just a thumb megan okay let me see it uh yeah i'll be honest if this is what it would take to not kiss this woman you should probably go reevaluate get a close-up no i'm just saying it's why does it look like it was chopped off by a sword it's a toe thumb she her thumb is a toe is it an actual i don't think it is but it might as well be it's a big it's a big toe i'll tell you what obviously she's gorgeous it's a little weird to be flashing the thumb in every picture but i get it you know be confident not that crazy yeah but this is a picture you gotta look at it i don't like this isn't this is not a problem i want that to be

clear but it's not you get megan fox this is specifically her thumb so i have to so i chop off the thumb yeah she's attached to it you're gonna do a golden shower you're doing it to just to her thumb no that's what i was thinking oh i was thinking about that oh treat to a golden shower got it so you're basically just gonna piss on her thumb well well that's if i could be a little more eloquent oh sorry we're gonna piss on her thumb i'm gonna piss on her thumb i'm i was gonna do i was gonna piss on her thumb and then i was gonna throw a slab of cheese at the goblin on ketamine and i'll be the top bread and a fuck sandwich with a sparkling vampire i i get what you're doing there can you pull them closer to me a little bit i just want to be able to like move

them around while we're talking so like he's a visual learner well no i just wanted to so we could represent it properly as well so danny's peeing on the thumb yes and then throwing cheese at the Goblin on Ketamine and Sparkling Vampire. I'll be honest, I like where the vampire's at. I do. Because I feel like

that's the only thing that'll work. But I feel like peeing on a Goblin on Ketamine could do something for me. Huh. See, I actually agree with Danny's list here. I will say,

throw a slab of cheese at, I think that might be more sexual than you guys think. Oh. Then which one of these? What is it more sexual than which one of these? That's a euphemism, I think.

You know it's a euphemism to like, if I say, oh, how many sticks would you throw at that girl? That's like, how many times would you bang? Do you know that? I've never heard this in my life. That's like a euphemism. Not only would I have had to have heard that first, I then, after that step, would have had to know what that meant. Okay, to be fair, it might only be a euphemism in Armenian, but it still counts. That definitely counts.

Why do you say counts like that, like a vampire? If you throw a slab of cheese at it, I feel like it's like, you know. how many did you throw a slab of cheese at that girl also vampire isn't gendered if I'm correct yeah

well I imagine this meant Edward did you think that we had to sleep with male I'm just wondering I'll be honest that's what Antonio thought I thought it was male

I thought it was male I just pictured like Edward from well yes okay but a vampire isn't gendered but how am I the top bread of a sandwich

what that's what it is yeah you'd be a top bread of right how are you the right no i didn't mean bottom bread either okay also when i if i'm thinking about a what a fuck sandwich in this situation here we go i'm thinking more than one person right yeah it's three okay

at least unless it's a double double decker yeah sure top bread would at least indicate there's a bottom bread and a meat meat right disgusting way to talk and that's if we're not throwing cheese at it you know what you're right i'm peeing on the vampire oh they're not they're not gonna like that cheese on the thumb and i'm just gonna be in the sandwich with the goblin on ketamine watch if we're gonna go for it just go also it doesn't sparkling mean it's dying or something it just means it's in the sun for some reason we're outside okay some you know maybe they got stung by a jellyfish at the beach i'm just help all right i'm fine with this all right off to a hard way to explain that hot start okay so instead of fuck marry kill we're exploring the

Kama Sutra with. Sharing a prison cell with. Same thing, pretty much. No. Oh. And move into an Alabama trailer park with. Hmm. All three of these, strikingly similar.

Right. And here are the options. So we do this with Godzilla in a gimp suit. Okay. Wait a minute. Abe Lincoln wearing only his top hat. okay and a hung horse wait a minute everybody okay uh this is actually making sense is it danny which part of this makes sense i would like you to i'm thinking just this exact order

explore the kamasutra with godzilla in a gimp suit uh yeah uh share a prison cell with abe lincoln wearing only his top hat and then move into an alabama trailer park with a horse a horse Right. What are you doing with Godzilla in a gimp suit? Exploring the Karmasutra. Well, I got that part. You ever heard of tantric sex? I have not.

What is that? I don't know. This one's getting flagged so fast. Yeah, I know. This one's getting flagged so fast. I'm going to do Karmasutra with Abe, with honest Abe, because he's an accomplished athlete, I think. That's true.

I like that. I'll tell you what. If I share a prison cell with Godzilla in a gimp suit, I feel like who's really messing with me? You know, that's my roomie. That's my cellmate. And I feel like if you go to an Alabama trailer park, you'll just find a horse anyway.

You know what? I agree. I'm switching the two. You want to hang out with Abe Lincoln in the gimp suit? Abe Lincoln? No, he's not in the gimp suit. Godzilla's in the gimp suits. Oh, then why'd you say same thing?

No, I switched it. I'm switching. I no longer want to explore the Karma Sutra with Godzilla. I'll share a prison cell with Godzilla in the gimp suit, like you said. Right. You'll own that prison. And then Abe Lincoln wearing only his top hat. Okay.

I like that. I think Abe Lincoln had a male lover. What made you say that? I'm pretty sure that's in his diaries. Well, he has like a roommate. Right. And then they look back on history and they go. They were roommates.

Was this a roommate or was this a. So someone was exploring the conversation with just Abraham Lincoln in a top hat. Yeah. We were just on the wrong side of history. Exactly. All right. What are the next ones? So instead of fuck, marry, kill, we are seducing through a glory hole, making a skin suit out of, and playing hide the salami using actual salami.

Ew. Can I please have them near me? This guy needs to touch them and put them around. All right. First one, Ronald McDonald. Okay. Second one, a certain famous boy wizard all grown up. Okay.

I wonder who, which one's that? And a vat of cocktail shrimp. No, a vat of shrimp cocktail. Ew. Could they not get the licensing rights to Harry Potter? That might be it. Maybe it's Ron Weasley. That might be it.

They just said a certain boy. Yeah, but Ron Weasley's not as famous. You don't think they could have said, no, maybe they couldn't. That's a good point there. A vat of shrimp cocktail. Well, I'm going to play hide the salami using actual salami with the shrimp cocktail. Yes. Because I feel like that's just a food thing.

We got lucky there. Yeah. The problem is here. But I think it's cooler if I seduce that certain famous wizard through a glory hole and I have Ronald McDonald's skin in my room. I agree. I feel like that's less creepy, if that makes sense. Yeah. I'm going to have to agree with you here.

I think a Ronald McDonald skin suit, kind of cool. A little bit. Definitely cooler than just a Harry Potter. It's just a boy. It's just a boy, yeah. If I walked into... Well, he's a man. All grown up.

He is a man now, so people will know who he is even less. That would just be some guy. Well, I mean, just the forehead would probably give it away. Yeah, but you'd be looking at something else first, probably. I feel like if you walk into a room and there were skins of Harry Potter and Ronald McDonald, I think you'd be able to see Ronald McDonald way faster. Skin is skin. I feel like once it's skin, even if there's a little scar on the head,

people aren't going to go, oh, it's Harry Potter. No, it's that wizard boy all grown up. At least with this one, it's clearly probably white. Well, I mean, I wouldn't hang the skins without all the accoutrements. Accoutrements? You're getting French? I'd give him like the Gryffindor scarf and the robe and the wand. Okay, you'd make it obvious.

Okay, that makes sense. Glasses. I'm not just going to be like, oh, this is just to figure out which skin this is. That's not even funny. Well, it has the scar. They would be able to know, Danny. Well, yeah. I'm just saying you guys are hanging skins like amateurs.

Right. It's like taxidermy, but you don't know what animal. Also, how do you seduce somebody through a glory hole? That part I'd have to just take in stride. I don't know. Hello. Oh, maybe. Come in here.

I've got to tell you a secret. I think it's pretty obvious how you seduce through a glory hole now. I would love you to unpack that one. Can you ask him? Because I feel like I can't ask him. Wait, seduce through a glory hole. Yeah, it doesn't say receive or give. It's just, I think you just...

See, is... Here we go. Is sticking your penis through a glory hole seduc-seduction? Would it work on you? Probably not. That doesn't feel... You said probably not, right? Yeah.

Okay. He changed it midway through. No, I said probably not, but that's just like... But, I mean... I feel like the receiver of the glory hole has to do the seduction. I feel like... I don't know how... I don't know the one-two on the glory hole.

I'm going to throw out a scenario. I'm glad about that. If I put my piece in the glory hole and where's on the other side starts sucking... Jesus Christ. Did I not just seduce that person? I guess so. I can't. I feel like I did.

Something... But I was thinking more just like, I don't know, just like putting... Like, your face by the glory hole. But you have to whisper. Being like... Just making lip noises? No words? Just make lip noises.

Maybe put on some lipstick, I don't know. How would you see that part? You can see through the hole. You're not getting down there and looking. You don't have to... If there's a hole down here and someone has their mouth by it, you can see their mouth. And you just have a little mirror you're putting on lipstick.

Oh, I didn't see you there. Is that your idea of the seduction? You just lean in, put your lips to the glory hole, and go, expect the patronym. I forgot it's Harry Potter. I also forgot it was Harry Potter. I thought he was just a fan. You know what?

I agree. I agree with Danny. I do. Isn't there a love potion spell? What's the love spell in Harry Potter? Jason, what's the love spell in Harry Potter? I've never watched that shit. Jason.

I've been in the computer. Jason. Jason. Jason. If I asked you how fast an eagle can fly, do you go, yeah, how the fuck would I know? I'm not a zoologist. What are you doing over there?

He's just at the computer. Amortentia. You'd have to say that or something. Is this a spell or it's a potion? That's a potion. Okay. Yeah, but if he's good at his job, he'd know what that meant. If you said amortentia, right?

Mm. No? Mm. You like expecto patronum better? That's the kill spell. So if it's a potion, you just kind of shake it up and throw it over the head. Except the patronym's the kill spell? Oh, no, that's Avada Kedavra.

Yeah, you definitely don't say that. Which is just Abracadabra, right? He's right. Yeah. That's good. But it's a V, Avada Kedavra, right? I feel like you keep saying it, and we don't know if something's going to fly out, so maybe you should stop.

Okay. Instead of fuck, marry, kill, we're assembling an Ikea dresser with... That could be good or bad. Pulling the plug on and sacrificing at the altar. Wow. Okay, so these are a little similar, but there are some unique differences here. Pitbull with hair. Which one of these is similar?

Two of them are killing people. I mean, two of them are exactly the same, arguably. Oh, that's very different to my opinion. Well, I know they're a little different, but the point is they were... Pitbull with hair, Mike Tyson, and a pervert. Oh, okay, easy. All right, that's easy. We'll sacrifice that one at the altar.

I'm going to assemble an Ikea dresser with Mike Tyson. That sounds like a bad idea. I'm going to pull the plug on a pit bull with hair, and then I'll sacrifice a pervert at the altar. Are you not worried about how angry people can get during Ikea assemblies? Yeah, I'm worried about Mike Tyson snapping. I'm not. You're not?

You think you'd be able to build something from Ikea and calm down Mike Tyson? I think we just got to look at the instructions and figure it out together. If you're really reading it, yeah. I'm great at assembling furniture. This is, I feel like I might get more out of the sacrifice if it was pit bull with hair. That seems a little cursed. You don't think so? That's just like, kind of a bad guy.

Who, the pervert? You're sacrificing a perfectly normal pit bull. I'm pulling the plug on him anyway. You have to kill him, you know. Yeah, but first of all, pulling the plug on somebody sometimes is like a humane thing to do. That's true. Sacrifice, you're just killing a dog for no reason. That being said, a pervert's...

This is Pitbull. Oh, my God. You think this is a dog? I thought this was a Pitbull with, like, long, luscious hair. Oh, Pitbull. Okay, Mr. 365. Danny. No, 305?

It's 365. I thought 305 was, like, Miami area code. It's Mr. 305. Mr. 305. Danny. Oh! This one, you're just putting the dog down. Okay, well, then, oh, my God.

First of all, yes, again. Why are you just killing an innocent Pitbull? give me a second give me a second to recover from that give me one second right why would i think that i would get more out of sacrificing just a pitbull also what is do you think pitbulls don't have hair i thought i meant like with long hair for some reason but everything's completely normal today listen buddy i i think you're actually a bad person for not sacrificing the pervert hold on hold on i mean i'm like you're trying to breeze past this people thing but but danny the pervert is like he's just a pervert like that doesn't necessarily

mean he's like these guys are these guys are literally defending please i'm killing him i'm killing him i'm saying if i'm sick what am i getting out of sacrificing him like at an altar like i'm trying to get something out of it pipple with hair not the dog makes like i feel like you're still but you're still so now you're just killing an innocent human being when you could when you could be killing a pervert instead i'm also killing the pervert i'm also killing the pervert yeah but it's just different but it's different i understand but like it's not like i'm letting him live yeah i'm sacrificing yeah but but in this situation you they're already they already are practically dead right they're being kept alive by a machine right so you're mercy killing

them as opposed to actually sacrificing them right one is a damnation and one is a salvation i get the argument when you thought it was a dog now i feel like it's pretty oh now i feel like it's even more crazy the fact that you are sacrificing a human being, a popular human being with good songs at that. Either way, you're sacrificing a human being. No, but he's already dying here.

Right. People who pulled the plug, I mean, I guess you could have a different moral view on this, but I don't think that they are necessarily killing people. When you're sacrificing somebody, you're killing them. It's more like you're letting

them die. I mean, I'm not, I I mean, I'm not dying on a hill of this here. I'll sacrifice. I just feel like we're losing a little bit of a bang for our buck a little bit. I don't think so. I think a pervert is a perfectly good person to sacrifice. But he's trying to maximize the value of the sacrifice. Yeah, like this is a bad one because they used to sacrifice virgins,

and I feel like maybe they got a little more bang for the buck here. So you're saying you have to sacrifice somebody good to get whatever you're trying to get. Yeah, if you sacrifice someone bad, I feel like that's like, you know, hey. It's the ritual. Yeah, I'll give you this penny, but give me the dime. It doesn't make any sense. That's what I'm saying. You get more out of it.

I'm not saying killing Pitbull will make me more happy. I'm trying to get stuff out of whatever I'm sacrificing it to. Also, again, I feel like, I don't know, maybe I have a different connotation. I feel like a pervert is just someone like, I don't know, like Naruto in the show is a pervert. You know what I mean? I feel like a pervert's a very... Or like an old man sometimes. It's kind of an innocent...

Yeah, but that's actually really creepy again. Well, I don't think it's not creepy. I mean, a pervert's always going to be a little creepy. Yeah, you've got to be a little creepy. Fair enough. I guess I just, yeah. I mean, I know what you're saying. Like, there are people who's like, oh, yeah, Uncle Jim's kind of a little bit of a little pervy.

Who's Uncle? Yeah. Uncle Jim. Uncle Jim? Right. You don't know him? I don't have an Uncle Jim. I actually do, funny enough.

He's not a pervert, but I do have an Uncle Jim. I have an Uncle Jim as well. That's why I was like, what are you trying to say about Uncle Jim? Sorry, I wasn't trying to implicate any Uncle Jims, but you know what I mean. I see what JT's saying. Let's try a different name. Do we have a different uncle? Not that I can recall that's pervy.

Just my Uncle Jim? um steve i also have an okay well then you have a bunch of perv uncles i don't know i don't care if i'm getting a bad sacrifice i'm sacrificing the perv i'm you know i'm pulling the plug on pitbull rest in peace i'll pull the plug on the dog and then we'll i straight up thought it was a dog i thought i imagined imagine a dog can you do like dog wearing long wig. That's what I imagined. Just a dog with luscious hair. That's what I

imagined. You don't have to search it. I'm going to search it if you don't search it. You don't have to search it. Yes, this one can be pictured. If you search Pitbull with hair, now I have to know. Search Pitbull with hair. I want to see if a dog

comes up. This is what I imagined. It doesn't make any sense. Type in Pitbull with... See, I knew it would be Pitbull. It's just Zac Efron. Is that not Zac Efron? No. That's Pitbull with hair.

This is not Zac Efron. I thought that was Zac Efron. What are we doing here? Type in Pitbull with wig. Now you're really stressed. It doesn't say Pitbull with wig, to be fair. See, that's what I thought. This is what I thought we were sacrificing.

So I was very upset that you were sacrificing that for no reason. These are adorable, I will say. Interesting. That's going to go down as something on this show. You got to make sure to show them that. Jason. You got to make sure to show them. Jason, make sure to show them.

You got to make sure to show them. Make sure to show them that. You got to make sure. Okay. Instead of fuck, marry, kill, we're feeding mama bird style. So we're like spitting into their mouth. Feeding whatever this is mama bird style. We're shaving bald from head to taint.

Oh, okay. Leaving the legs. That's interesting to stop there, yeah. And then star in a low-budget porno with. Okay. I gotta go back. I just have to go back. What was the confusion on Head to Taint there?

No, I just didn't think it through. Right. No, now I get it. You're leaving a leg. Two legs. Maybe one. It depends on who we get here. Okay, so the cast of cats in costume with buttholes.

Oh. All seven dwarfs. Oh. Okay. and the player of your choice. Oh, in this game? In this game, yeah. Man, you have to move.

Seven Dwarfs cannot be the shave one, right? Because that's so much work. Yeah, but technically there's... That's good. That's an all-day affair. Oh, my God. All-day job. But so is the cast of Cats.

Fuck. Honestly, the cast of Cats is... I mean, Seven Dwarfs... All right, Antonio, Antonio doesn't have much hair anyway. You're shaving me head to toe? I gotta shave your head to taint, actually. Why can't it be yourself?

It says player of choice. It could be you. I got a lot of hair. It's much more work. I'll shave Danny then. I'm shaving Danny. No, I'm not. What?

No, fuck you. You're going to be shaved. I'm shaving you too. No, no, no. I'm already being shaved. Shave him. No, I'm shaving you again. I'm already being shaved.

No. But get him. No. All right, you're choosing me? Yes. Wait, who are you choosing? Which is you. Why am I both?

Get shave him. You're getting shaved twice. You're getting ready to be double teamed, buddy. You're getting shaved twice. I'm shaving you half this side. I'm shaving you half the other side all the way down. Then I'm going to feed the dwarves Mama Bird style, which kind of feels like that would be an okay thing to do.

Right. As opposed to the cast of cats. Because it's the cast of cats, but they're in costume. And also, the cast of cats has to be like 40 people. Can we look up how many people are in the cast of cats? The musical, by the way. Is one of the dwarves hungry? No, right?

No. Sleepy, silly, happy, sad. Sure, close enough. But what does that matter? I just wonder if one of them maybe wants to be fed. Right. 30 performers. That is insane.

Though some may double up on roles. Okay, so give or take 25 to 30. You're going to start a porno with 25 to 30 people with cat costumes? Yeah. I mean, I really am being backed into a corner here. I'm going to have to agree with him here. Because that's also too many people to feed. I can't feed that many people.

Yeah, I just don't want to do the whole feeding thing with that many. I also don't want to be in a porn video with the seven dwarves either. Yeah, that feels weird for some reason. That feels weird. It's a low-budget porno, so it's like not even the good costumes. Yeah, they probably just got some ears on and a tail maybe. This is hard. All right, fine.

I like this. Wait, you see, I didn't think that the budget had to do with their costumes. I think their costumes are already pristine and great. So where are we losing on the budget? The budget is just like the camera quality. The room that we're in. The storyline probably non-existed. Yeah, yeah.

But you can't take them away. This is part of who they are. It's a full ensemble of cats. You're telling me they can't come up with a good storyline for this porno? Is cats good? They're actors, not writers. I've never seen cats, but apparently they all have buttholes. No, but it says, I'm assuming they don't.

And now they do. No, I think they do. No. Do cat butthole movie. No, no. Why would it say, Danny, you see, this is when we're not reading the cards. I'm an example of the pit bull thing. It says with buttholes, so you would assume that they don't have them.

No, I think the joke is that they had them in the movie, and so they're included in this costume. I believe that is true. They had buttholes in the movie? Yeah. Now I got to see it. We got to see the buttholes. Jason, now we got to see it. It's your algorithm, buddy.

That's true. Now we've got to see it. Cats movie, buttholes. Perfect. Thank you. I can't pop this up. Thank you. You do a great job being on that.

Oh, they got rid of the butthole. Oh, yeah. The butthole cut. But there was a butthole cut. Oh, okay. So you've got to pay extra. I'll be honest. When you're editing this movie, why animate the buttholes in the first place?

I feel like we could have tossed those pretty quickly. Is this the butthole cut? It's like the Snyder cut. Oh, my God. This looks horrific. I can't pop this. I can't. You can't, we can't, we can't play this.

I don't see any hole anyway. Yeah, some of these cats are kind of bad, I'm not going to lie. That's enough, that's enough. You see, I don't know if I'd want, this is changing my answer. Wait, no, but that's the movie cats. Those are real cats. This is, this is, in the movie, those are real cats. Wait, are you talking about the Broadway version?

The cast of cats in costume. So like, yeah, I'm thinking Broadway version. If it says in costume. I'm trying to read the cards as they lie here. Okay, type in cats Broadway. They don't have buttholes. Well, I'm just, I want to see what, I want to see what I'm doing with these people. Okay, that's fair.

Cats Broadway. Oh. Ugh, this is worse. This is worse? These look more like people. The other ones look like cats. I'm all right with that. Jason.

Jason wants less people looking more cat. A cat costume is worse than like CGI. CGI. Honestly, it looked like the cousin. All right, this is fine. We can star in a low budget porn with these people. It's a little scary. It's a little scary.

All right. We're snorting coke off of... We're going to get demonetized. Yes, we are. I think it was over... First pitbull. Do taxes and laundry with... And gargle the piss of...

Taxes and laundry. Is that like a... I think it's like a married thing. It's just like, yeah, we'll be married too. I don't think it's launder. I see it as taxes and we're laundering. No, I think it's like living the life with. It's the mundane parts of life.

Okay. If this has a green check, I'd be shocked. Here we go. Yep, here it is. An entire marching band of horny virgins. A mermaid who keeps asking, are you wet yet? Love that one. A car with sexy eyelashes on its headlights.

Oh, hell yeah. Okay. Wow. God. Okay. Oh, man. I'm going to snort coke off the car. Yeah.

I'm going to snort coke off the car. This is where it gets a little tricky for me. But I'm going to do taxes and laundry with an entire marching band of horny virgins. Okay. And I think I'm going to gargle the piss of the mermaid. It's hard to argue this one. I think you might have nailed it. Yeah, I think you nailed it too.

Thank you. I definitely love your first option, the snort coke off of the car with sexy eyelashes. It's giving like a Herbie fully loaded, you know. And Lindsay Lohan was already in that movie. Exactly. The taxes and laundry with an entire marching band is so many people. Yeah, but I feel like... It's going to be a nightmare tax filing.

Yeah, but I can't gargle the piss of an entire marching band. That's so true. I do feel like snorting the coke off of an entire marching band of horny virgins would be a sick party. That would be sick. And like you said, you can't do the piss with them. That's so much piss. That's so much piss. I'm not gargling all that piss.

You're stuck between those two. I'll tell you what. I don't think I would enjoy... I'm not saying I don't enjoy the taste of any piss. Okay. But the piss of a mermaid doesn't seem very appealing to me either. I actually think it's probably already... It's just going to be salinated, you know?

Yeah, isn't the ocean kind of just all fish piss? What? Well, you know what I'm saying. It's just going to taste salty, probably. I know what he's saying. I know what he's saying. But it's probably taking a gulp of ocean water, like you said. Yeah, basically.

Yeah, that makes me throw up. You ever take a gulp of unexpected ocean water? Yeah, it's not pleasant. It made me throw up immediately once. You just have to gargle. Oh, yeah, you don't have to swallow. You don't have to swallow. You think you can gargle ocean water?

I mean, it's not going to be pleasant, but yeah, definitely. Without throwing up? Yeah, probably. No, I can't. I don't think I can. One time I was boogie boarding, and a drop of ocean water hit my vulva. All right out. Ew.

all right out like immediately in the ocean immediately in the ocean yeah i honestly i could do it pretty easy because i've seen way worse in the ocean my uh my cousins are disgusting honestly one time i was i was i was surfing with my cousins you know this and i just we're waiting for a wave to come right and i just see a log floating by and i was like what that my first thought wasn't even poop because i'm like there's no way that there's just a lot of poop floating by and my cousin's just like yeah it's mine just did that while we're waiting for the wave claiming it is so intense my family's weird man i'd be upset surfing around that what if it hits you on a wave up i i got out i got out immediately this immediately became pee pee poo poo podcast

on top of everything how do you how do you like wipe you don't you don't danny just get some it's the world's biggest it's the world's biggest bidet no there's not enough water pressure When a wave comes. Just bend over when a wave comes. Yeah, when a wave comes. That's true. You're going to get more water pressure than that. That's true.

That's true. Honestly, can we just get rid of the gargle of piss? I think we should. What? I want a new action. After we already explained fully how we would gargle piss? Why do you do this after I explain the piss? Just draw one.

Whatever comes, that's what it's going to be. All right. Here we go. I got you. OK. Shrink and shove up your rectum. I'm doing the marching band. Now I'm doing the marching band.

Yeah, now I'm doing the marching band. They're going to play some music in my ass. All right. I'll tell you what is happening. I'll tell you what. It's going to be a pep rally in my ass. Now I'm actually, this changes everything for me. I'm snorting the cocoa off the marching band.

Okay. And I'm going to do, the car's going right up my ass, I think. That's a good choice, too. And now you're doing taxes and laundry with the mermaid. How many taxes can the mermaid possibly have? Unless it's Ariel and it's her whole collection of gold, that might get a little tricky because I don't know how to backdate that properly.

All right, one more. Instead of fuck, marry, kill, we're playing Russian roulette with. There it is. Dropping acid in a haunted house with. And being an unpaid intern for. Okay. Okay, here we go.

So the first one is, an alien who wants to probe you so bad. how many o's are in that it's four o's that's real bad uh two out of the three jonas brothers okay and michael b jordan oh does anyone i think i have an answer pretty quick but i want someone out jt joe and nick you want to handle it oh sorry what were you asking well we're leaving kevin out of it yeah all right fine do you want to do you want to answer this uh yeah so and then i'll give my thoughts i mean i guess it makes sense to play rush from the left with the jonas brothers because right well because these other two ones are solo and if i play with more people

gives me more chance to survive yeah we got more bodies there strategy so now it's a three-player game i like that uh and what's this drop acid in a haunted house with haunted house with might as well just make it crazy and do the alien right oh and then we'll uh michael b jordan will be uh that's uh whatever that one is an unpaid intern that's an intern sure you're choosing chaos with the haunted house acid alien probing if you're gonna drop acid in a haunted house everyone's gonna look like aliens anyway you might not even notice this kind of just wants to probe you isn't this kind of just the presence of down to dawn i'm gonna play a Russian roulette

with the alien. Okay. So. If he wins, he's going to probe you. I'll be dead. Then I'll play, I'll drop acid

in a haunted house with Michael B. Jordan, I guess. Sounds kind of fun. I think it'd be fun. And then be an unpaid intern for the Jonas Brothers. I think you guys

are thinking way too small here. Okay. You're thinking Think big. You're thinking way too small. Think big for us.

You're thinking way too small. The other two, you know what, I'm going to drop acid with the Jonas Brothers and the Haunted House. I feel like that'd be cool. Me and Michael Jordan,

Michael Jordan, me and Michael B. Jordan, no relation, could have a sick Russian roulette. I feel like he could really like get his acting chops out of there and really learn from that. And then being an unpaid,

being an unpaid intern, being an unpaid intern for an alien who wants to probe you so bad sounds like a lot of fun. I'm going to be honest. I mean, you could definitely at least maybe leverage it into being a paid intern.

that'd be nice at some point and then you know I'm like I'm assuming this alien you know we could travel around and I could see things

I don't think I need to be he wants to see your ass yeah but you know your rectal cavity whatever it's fine if like if I could go on some intergalactic trips

or something that'd be cool I guess it wouldn't be the first boss that wants to see your ass there you go I think why are you playing

with Michael B. Jordan in Rush from Roulette I don't know he said he said that he might get some good acting chops out of it one of you is dying

Yeah, that's fine. So what... If I go, I feel like he'd be able to make a really good movie about it. But if... And if he goes,

I'm alive. I feel like that's the best case scenario for both of us. And the Jonas Brothers drop ass in a haunted house, I feel like that'd just be fun. That's fair.

And then I want to travel around with an alien. What's wrong with that? That's a good pick. Thank you, Jason. This game... This game makes you do things that are so unpredictable.

i i don't i don't i actually don't mind this one being the unpaid intern for because then you might be able to like say like hr my boss wants to probe me real bad i don't think this alien thing has an hr stuff i just don't feel like that'd be part of the system that they have set up i don't think you can unionize in that either i i think you're making vast assumptions about what an alien society would be like i'll be honest they might be stricter i am making very vast and i am making very i'm making assumptions i don't know what the alien uh workplace is i'll be honest russian roulette that'd be so scary i feel like you were upset when jt put the jonas brothers as the russian oh because you wanted to play russian roulette with the alien got it that makes sense it's purely a

numbers game for me that's it i'm just like it's two guys i can play with but i assume only one of us has to die there's only one bullet in the chamber that's the question does the game end when one dies or when there's only one of you left because then you're just trying to take out two Jonas Brothers

for the price of one. Well, now my plan has backfired. I have worse odds. Yeah, that's not good. I assume that you put one bulleted and... I don't know. I thought it was

last man standing. I thought it was last man standing as well. I feel like when they actually play it, everyone can live. Everyone just has to do it once. I feel like every time

I've seen it play actually, someone always goes. What do you mean actually? What do you mean actually? That's what I'm saying. What do you mean actually? I think if two guys in Russia are going to play,

They're like, you want to fucking play? And they both do it once. Yeah, I think that is what it's supposed to be. That doesn't solve anybody's problems. Yeah, I guess you do just click once. I don't think in movies they might go, all right, we're going back and forth until one of us loses. But I think in real life, I think that they would do one each. I think it's supposed to be for the thrill of it all.

Yeah. I don't think two friends playing it once, they're waiting for the other guy to die. I feel like you can get thrills somehow else, honestly. Everybody has different ways to get thrills. Yeah, that's fair. Jason's giving us the rappy kablappy. Well. All right.

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