Picky Boys Podcast - Frenemies Couldn't Keep Their Torch Lit! - Picky Boys Podcast #174

Episode Date: June 9, 2021

Get your summer merch here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio, Jt, and Danny discuss the Frenemies breakup, mixing up your twins at birth, the tradition of the Olympic flame, ambe...r alerts, and how Jeff Bezos is going to bring back the milkman! Leave a comment down below, and enjoy the episode. Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

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Starting point is 00:00:00 That's going to be a good clip. Kangaroo Jack would beat the shit out of you. Well, that's because Kangaroo Jack's fictional. I wander to float down a gentle stream of sweat. Me don't know, papa. Don't know, papa? Yeah, so is... No.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Oh, okay. No, no, no. Whatever. All right, whatever. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. We didn't film this at the end. No, no, no. It is the beginning of the podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Yeah. We didn't get excited and just go right into it. We did not do that. I was thinking about this thing. Here we go. Yeah. Did you see the new trend? I don't know if this is a trend, but the height enlargement surgery or the height surgery?
Starting point is 00:00:42 No, I did see that. I didn't know that was possible. Yeah, I don't get it either. They take a piece from another bone, and then they saw your leg in half. Yeah, it's detached. And then they enlarge it, and you can get like a four inches in height. Dude, four inches is the difference between... Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:01:03 It's a difference between a date and not a date. It's a date and another light of jerking off alone. Yeah, it's fine. That's what four inches is. And for some people, that four inches, you could finally lie that you're six foot on Tinder. True. Five eights versus six foot. Five eights versus six foot.
Starting point is 00:01:19 That's a huge difference. That's the average gone, blown out the window. I mean, I don't know how much that surgery costs, but, I mean, every dollar is investing into your own fuckability. Oh, dude, that's everything. Every surgery you're investing into your own fuckability. You are increasing your number. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Every surgery. Yeah, yeah. You know, unless you have to take out a tumor or something. But still, same thing, because it's more used to bang. No, no, no. I don't think that. I get what you mean, but I don't know. Oh, you think it's still for the fuckability?
Starting point is 00:01:49 No, I don't. I said except. it's either or you gotta pick either or yeah but you said yeah yeah you said accept but then you said
Starting point is 00:01:57 no it's actually still well yeah I swung I did swing it back around I disagree with that I don't think that removing a tumor is for fuckability sake I mean if I could
Starting point is 00:02:05 you know pump a few out for another couple years I would count it I mean what if I'm cut short too soon I mean that
Starting point is 00:02:12 and you know just being real here it doesn't I mean you can still it doesn't decrease your fuckability you can still be fucked in the grave.
Starting point is 00:02:24 You know what I mean? You're talking about... No, I'm not talking about anything. Danny's kinks are coming out. No, I'm not talking about anything. What's it called? Necromancy? Necrophilia, I think.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Well, that's like the... The fucking dead bodies. Why is it... I thought it was necromancy. No, necromancy is like reanimating them. It's like you put some powders... No, it is not. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Necromancy is like you're putting some potions and you dip some and they reanimate corpses. That's necromancy. Necrophilia is banging dead bodies. Maybe there's potions involved, but you're still fucking the dead body. Necromancy is definitely
Starting point is 00:03:03 dead body fucking. The only way I'll agree with you is if necromancy, you have to bang them for them to be reanimated back to life. I'll take that. I don't think it's about them coming back to life. It's controlling the dead. Because if you have to fuck somebody to make them come back to life, that's almost like
Starting point is 00:03:19 a noble pursuit you're a hero yeah i would i would bang you to bring you back to life i'd do the same for you yeah man give me some fuck yeah the point is it was a weak high five that was i mean we're a little it's hard we're sorry it's a hard angle i i i am so useless with my left hand i can't do anything with it nothing nothing it's cut it off i i might as well cut it off i wish i had two right hands i i might i might do a thing i might do a video actually where where i i i here we go i i i incapacitate my right hand for like a month dude there's no way you can do that there's no way because if if i if i do it i will start to learn you do learn you're like a little i think it'll take you longer than a month to be able to no no if if if i if i just like put like if i just
Starting point is 00:04:11 like like i said i incapacitate my right hand i will learn how to do i have to write i have to type i'm gonna do it for a whole month you i you won't do it first of all first of all i'm not gonna have a camera on you 24 7 i don't know what you're doing at night when you take off your anti-hand sleeve and start doing shit with your right hand no i mean i'll do it you'll stick to it honorably i'll stick there's literally first of all i'll stick to it honorably i don't i don't think you can do it i can't i don't think i can i will get frustrated first day i'll be like what What the fuck am I doing? Does anybody know any...
Starting point is 00:04:41 Put a cast on it. Does anybody know any... A cast. Put a cast on it. Or always be in a sling. A cast could work, because then I can't get rid of it, really. I mean, I don't think you can just crack a cast. Dude, I could...
Starting point is 00:04:52 If I wanted... Oh, yeah, you could definitely crack a cast. I could get that cast off you. Also, have you ever seen the way they cut the cast? They use a saw. Yeah, also... Somehow the saw doesn't scrape your skin, but it cuts the cast off. But that's...
Starting point is 00:05:05 We're getting out of... Hold on. Let's stay here for a second. We'll circle back to that. I'll remember it. I got it. But the point is, I'll put my cast, I'll put my right hand in a cast. Should we just break your hand?
Starting point is 00:05:18 Should we just break it? No cheating, we have to break it. Yeah, break it with a sledgehammer. I'll break it with a sledgehammer. And then imagine we just permanently maim it. It's like, oh, now you've really got to learn how to use the left hand. No, I mean, yeah, because I do want to learn how to use my left hand. even though I look
Starting point is 00:05:35 I look down on left handed people okay I know what you mean, you know what, me too screw those lefties there was a store in St. Louis called Love Your Lefty
Starting point is 00:05:51 which makes them seem like they are wrong it's like don't be afraid to show your left side but it's a store that is all dedicated Because supposedly we don't even understand that right-hand privilege. Scissors, writing, notebooks, desks, all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:06:12 So that's what the whole store is, because it's just a store for people with left-handed things. By the way, only a store that could exist in St. Louis. I mean, how much business can that store drive? Is there a notoriously lefty crowd in St. Louis? maybe there's definitely a place where a lot of there's definitely a lot of place where a lot of lefties congregate somewhere uh yeah you know yeah i think it's yeah yeah get rid of them get rid of them yeah now it sounds like we're talking about like liberals
Starting point is 00:06:48 oh yeah that's true yeah where there's a place where the lefties go with their freaking with With their communism and their kombucha. They all congregate in certain areas. Get rid of them. Yeah, they congregate in Portland. Yeah, and St. Louis. No, no. Those are the real lefties.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Those are lefties. These ones. But I'm going to do it. Hold me to it. We're going to break his hand. No. I'm going to put my hand on the cast. Do you think if I go to the doctor and be like,
Starting point is 00:07:17 hey, can you cast me, please? No way. No way? I mean, first of all, if I... If I pay for it, what the fuck does he have to say? Hey, listen, Doc. If I want to pay for a cast on my hand, I'm going to get a cast on my hand, okay? Also, can't we just do it ourselves, DIY cast?
Starting point is 00:07:32 I'm sure there's a video on there. That doesn't seem good. So you're going to go to a real doctor and have him do it? I just want the hand, though, because doesn't it, isn't it like a thing, like your hand starts to, like, smell? First of all. You can't shower with it? Yeah, but that's because you actually, for the people who actually need it to heal. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:07:53 so so so so i i need like a like a rubber cast maybe maybe a hand condom maybe there's some kind of i bet there's some kind of weird like uh like latex like talk about sweaty like fucking some kind of like i don't know something that this because people are fucking weird like that there's a definitely like a tie up tie me up hand me down thing tie me up and hand me down but i don't i I don't want to fucking go to the store and go to church with a fucking kink. And a ball gag in your mouth for some reason. It's like, well, this is not church-appropriate attire. I'm trying to unhide my left hand.
Starting point is 00:08:33 I'm trying to be able to write with my left. Don't look at me like that, Father. The lengths will take. How would I do the podcast? You could take the ball gag out sometimes. now you're you're uh that's not what my master said yeah you gotta you gotta fully commit speaking about leather dude i have a real question how do the how do girls wear like the straight up leather like latex pants first you know what i'm you know
Starting point is 00:09:03 dude how do you do that also listen i'm not saying you're smelly initially when you put those pants on, you might not be smelly, but after the end of the night, all that dancing and that leather, I don't think they're coming off with fresh rose scent. You know what I'm saying? They wouldn't for me. I'm not saying I'd be able to do it either. I think that's why they wear them. Oh, there's like a deterrent?
Starting point is 00:09:27 No. Oh, because they don't... They're like fucking... That's the good stuff. Oh, the natural musk. The natural musk. The natural musk come out with the leather. A lot of people are very into that, you know? Oh, dude, I'm sure people would. You ever take a gander at the gym
Starting point is 00:09:41 category of certain adult websites? On the cool sites? Gym category, like sweaty category, I'm guessing? Yeah, it's like people are into that. I mean, it's the most time I spend around a gym. Yeah. No, I mean, I've
Starting point is 00:09:57 wandered the stream. I've drifted afloat in some categories, and I've wound up maybe in the gym category. Floating down that sweaty river. That was a weird way to say that, but yes. I don't know. I feel like I didn't want to frolic through anything. I feel like that's worse.
Starting point is 00:10:12 I wandered afloat. I wandered afloat down a gentle stream of sweat. No, but people are into the sweat. And, you know, I mean, I think technically that's, you know, what we're like. Isn't there like, isn't that like pheromones? Isn't it all cologne? There's like, you know, like human feces or something? Yeah, something like that.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Or piss. Oh, yeah, it's a piss. It's like piss. There's piss. There's piss in every... I wonder what Jeremy Fragrance would say about that. You know Jeremy Fragrance? I don't.
Starting point is 00:10:41 I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm guessing it's a fragrance guy. He's the guy on TikTok who's like, he's the, Cody Ko's done a few videos about him, but he's been popular for a while. There's a great, great TikTok account called Out of Context Jeremy Fragrance, and he's basically like this guy in Miami who is obsessed with fragrances of all varieties. Like even the bad ones? No, like he just loves like colognes and perfumes and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:11:07 But he says it with a lot of passion, I'd say. Give me an example. He'll be like, oh, I love this fragrance. This fragrance makes me want to fuck. Oh, right. I want to have sex right now. Oh, I love this fragrance. It makes me feel powerful.
Starting point is 00:11:23 You sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger getting a pump. He kind of does sound like, I mean, yeah, sometimes he'll say something. I'm calming. No, I mean, he'll literally say, like, I was in the bathroom earlier after I sprayed this fragrance and i jerked myself off not to the point of coming but kind of just to like um get me strong so i could feel the power that's gonna be a good clip i can't even go in the beginning it's too much um too much sauce he's he's great um uh maybe i'll show you one oh god should i should i show you one i mean sure i'll take it i'll take it right on the chin jeremy i feel like if you're
Starting point is 00:11:59 that into fragrance you don't only smell the good stuff you know you you can't have only good stuff You have to smell, like, the crap, too. You have to smell... Oh, no, no. Oh, the cowboy's here. The cowboy's here. Hold on, let's... Wait, Chaz, give me one second.
Starting point is 00:12:14 You know what I just did five minutes ago? I stimulated my penis. Not that I came, but I was on my Instagram, I was chatting with girls, and... He's amazing. What is he... Is he tasting it? He's smelling it.
Starting point is 00:12:32 That was not smelling. Oh, so well that was pretty You gotta you gotta follow this way we got to give one power ready three two one Pow! Oh, that feels good. It does feel good. Something kind of feels good. We'll show you in a second.
Starting point is 00:13:03 You look fly as shit right now. Chaz is here. Chaz is here. All right, let me change the camera for a second. Ready? Three, two, one. Chaz came in. Chaz, fly as shit.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Boom. Chaz, he's here. What's up, Las Vegas? How y'all doing? There he is. See, so it looks like to me that you'd be a Dustin Diamondhands Poirier fan. Yeah. Well, to be honest and be truthful, that would probably be the case.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Oh. But. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, God. You're going to do this to McGregor? Yeah. What has he done for me?
Starting point is 00:13:35 I haven't seen a dime of that money. You got me proper 12. Proper 12 and everything. Get your hands off me proper 12. Man. That's the real sauce. He done sold that away. He doesn't own that no more.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Yeah, but he still gets the money from it. I mean. well the point is chas showed up you know and now notorious a notoriously gives great sports guesses amen sports advice gets knocked out i'm gonna smile he wins i'm right i'm gonna smile that's a win-win for me all right so so what so what are you saying yeah let's get the official prediction what's the official prediction that's what i'm saying i'm going mcgregor who you got who you got gregor you know had that sit down steven a looking to fly my man steven a was like you dress better than me and he was that day he was he's like he was looking why i didn't listen
Starting point is 00:14:25 to the convo because that's all i needed to see did you see that one that one guy who was like asking mcgregor a question and he was like uh he's like you have you only won one fight since obama was president it's like that's a weird metric to go to go from weird stat there it's Like Tyson Fury, you've only had two knockouts since the fall of the Berlin Wall. What do you have to say about that? It's like, why are you, just say like, just say in six years or something. It's interesting in fight sports because it's a little different because there are teams who go like 70 years without winning a championship.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Yeah. So those things are a little more, a little more like you can relate to it a little better. Like it's the last time they were in the finals, you know, the Elvis Hound Dog was the most popular song. Yeah. The entire team wasn't born yet. Their dads weren't born yet. We weren't slicing bread yet, but the Cubs went.
Starting point is 00:15:21 At the last time the Cubs were on the World Series, sliced bread was invented. No, actually, didn't they go in a few years ago? Yeah, before that, though. They went for like 100 years without bread. You know the Cubs World Series ticker tape parade is one of the largest gatherings of humans in history? It's like number seven on the list.
Starting point is 00:15:38 like period like the largest gatherings of human beings in one place just because there were so many people there good for them some guy like he tweeted out I wish my grandfather was alive
Starting point is 00:15:54 to see this my grandfather went his whole life as a child dressed in cubs gear and he died without seeing the wind that's unfortunate they went like a hundred years right that's a grandpa if I've ever that's a grandpa
Starting point is 00:16:08 that's a grandpa that's a grandpa I bet there was some grandpa grandma watching it and they won and they just died right there
Starting point is 00:16:16 that was it that's what killed them actually it was like this is all I needed in my life now I can die now I can die
Starting point is 00:16:21 goodbye yeah I wonder if like sports people in general think about that like do you think they think about
Starting point is 00:16:29 like how much money there that's on the line for other people and like how like there's a guy with a fucking gun in his mouth
Starting point is 00:16:37 and he's like like if i don't get hit this home run um it's over they definitely care if the people who are like hey i'm gonna because damien lillard some guy went hey if you go if you guys go 42 and 42 um i'll keep my house oh like the betting yeah the betting yeah and he went got you and they did it and they i got you yeah they did it just for that guy yeah well did you see Dude, people are betting. There's some real degenerates out there recently. Prop bets are disgusting. These prop bets are crazy.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Dude, I saw some golfing. They were literally guessing on golf who would step on the green first, like out of everybody. So this guy was walking, and everyone was cheering. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He looked around and stopped and let other people walk in front of him. He has money on the back of his hand. Yeah, and he has money on his hand.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Everyone was like, why? Why did you do this to me? Step on the green. Like, step on the ground, go, one more step. Crying, crying. Watching those videos of, like, the golfers just, like, move alligators out of the way, just go, all right. Yeah, it's like, please, like, pat it on the butt.
Starting point is 00:17:45 It's like, you get out of here, please. Yeah. Dude, there's people that make hundreds of Gs just fishing golf balls out of those ponds from shitty golfers. Get me a fucking scuba gear. Yeah, get me a scuba gear and a bucket, dude. I'll fight off an alligator, too. I'll get some balls, bitch.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Just got to reverse the death roll. If you get a little, you know, what's the martial art that's like you use your opponent's weight against them? Jiu Jitsu on an alligator. I'd like to see that. Alligators are so old. They're so old. They're so old. I agree with you in the sense that I think we should bring back.
Starting point is 00:18:20 It definitely happened before. I don't know if it was televised. Bring back a wrestling, not alligator wrestling, but just animal versus human fighting. I think we should bring that back. Oh, I want to see someone wrestle a bear. I mean, people do it. I want to see, I don't know, someone try to take on two cheetahs or something. So I'm going to go from the standpoint of a...
Starting point is 00:18:40 A pita? No. Of a pita bread? I'm going to go... I think a prop bets on that. What was I going to say? You know those, like, when boxers first get started doing four-round fights? I think I can go four rounds with a kangaroo.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Dude, no way, dude. But it can't kick. They have to, like... They have to figure out how... Well, no, no, no. That's not fair. They're going to have to teach it to not kick. They're going to have to read it to not kick.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Dude, so what? They're just, like, punching? It's got to be Kangaroo Jack. Kangaroo Jack would beat the shit out of you. Well, that's because Kangaroo Jack's fictional, and he wears glasses, and he can talk. Yeah, he will beat the shit out of you, though. That's because he's Kangaroo Jack.
Starting point is 00:19:21 True. You know, kangaroo fact, the kangaroo's pouch, I always thought it was just like It was just like their belly and fur And then it's like a little fur patch It is quite literally the inside Of their body It is moist and pink
Starting point is 00:19:39 And you know It's disgusting I don't even think I can pop up a picture of the inside Because it will just get flagged for sexual content It's kind of unfortunate they don't live in like Very cold climates Because if you're like dying You can hop in there
Starting point is 00:19:54 Like Star Wars Oh, like the Leonardo DiCaprio in the horse situation. Or the Revenant, yeah. I was thinking more Harrison Ford, but... Yeah. Oh. I mean, both would be horrendous to see. Yeah, it was in Star Wars.
Starting point is 00:20:06 He cut open, like, this... He cut open that weird thing. The weird, like, camel. Yeah. Snow camel. And then got inside. It probably didn't smell good. Get in.
Starting point is 00:20:13 I'm sure the inside of a kangaroo doesn't smell too great either. I'll be honest. Oh, no. There's no way. No, definitely not. Those things are jacked, though. Point is, Chaz cannot beat up a kangaroo. Oh, I didn't say I'd win.
Starting point is 00:20:24 I said I'd get... Like, last four rounds? I'd last four rounds. I'll take on an alligator. I'd go down three. I'd go down once each round, but I'd get back up. I think I could take on an alligator four rounds. Give me a 16-foot Nile Croc.
Starting point is 00:20:36 If I get it, I'll wrestle that thing. I'll get right on top. Look at me off, Croc. Going to Steve Irwin it. Yeah. The thing is, they have very little. If you put your hand just on the top of their snout, they basically can't lift up.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Like, they have chomping powers, hundreds of pounds per square inch. But they're lifting. But to lift up. To open. Nothing. Nothing. So all I have to do is not lose a hand. But if I get my hand on the top of that alligator's mouth, good luck.
Starting point is 00:21:10 But also they fucking. I mean, if we're in water, I'm not winning. So let's put me on land at least. How about everyone gets one advantage? Like, the alligator gets to pick an advantage, and I get to pick one. But they are dinosaurs. How do you make it pick, like, those dogs? Yeah, the dog's like, you just put a ball next to him,
Starting point is 00:21:26 and whatever hole it goes in, that's his advantage. If an animal could talk, we'd have to interview an alligator. I mean, they survived the fucking comet. Yeah, so did sharks, I think. Sharks, that's a fact, too. And sea turtles? But not in the way that they exist today. They're like different sharks.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I feel like alligators have been pretty much the same forever. I mean I didn't live then so I don't know I don't know enough to dispute but yeah
Starting point is 00:21:57 I would talk to an alligator I think it would sound very scary or talk about a jellyfish yeah how do you first of all there's no way even if a jellyfish
Starting point is 00:22:05 even if we knew jellyfish could speak there's no way we'd talk to jellyfish why what would that sound like have you ever seen the man of war
Starting point is 00:22:10 dude those things it's a huge humongous jellyfish one sting could kill you they are I can take it gigantic don't fight a jellyfish
Starting point is 00:22:18 they are gigantic some of them are just immortal Dude, I'm terrified of seeing something that big. Because it looks like, it also looks like floating garbage bag. It looks like, it's see-through, and it can encapsulate me and kill me in a sting. I can't even see the tentacles. Okay, guy.
Starting point is 00:22:35 You're going to a beach, and they're just on the beach. They're washed up. They're dead. Yeah, can you step on those? You can pick them up. Are they still not? Does a dead jellyfish not sting? Yeah, no, it doesn't sting.
Starting point is 00:22:47 How good is their jelly? That's a very good point. true yeah so is is no okay i don't think jellyfish make jelly and if they do make jelly spongebob got that on lock dude yeah space race is on jeffrey bezos is going to space when did he see that no i didn't like july 20th yeah oh is it gonna be televised are we gonna have some popcorn oh yeah we are hoping for challenger 2.0 dude i'm not gonna i don't want Yeah, I don't want to say anything, but if I'm going to assassinate Bezos, this is the easiest way to do it. Not a rocket.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Anything could go wrong. One bolt taken off, one little screw taken off that rocket, fireworks. Did you hear Richard Branson going seven days before? Who's Richard Branson? He's another billionaire who owns Virgin. Yeah, Virgin Galactic has to get up there first because that's everything they're writing on. And it's more, it's not like a plane, plane. It's like a spaceship, spaceship.
Starting point is 00:23:54 They basically go and they just cross this barrier that is space. That counts. And then come back. All right, I mean, that counts. Okay. You know. Yeah. I'll count it.
Starting point is 00:24:04 I mean, specifically, Jeffrey Bezos' rocket looks. Fire. Like a yacht. Oh, it looks. It's like Austin Powers. Oh, that's hilarious. And it looks like a huge dick. So you're going to tell me that, like, out of everybody, you can't see Jeffrey Bezos fucking the world?
Starting point is 00:24:19 Imagine he gets up there and a crash lands into the Earth. He literally, Jeffrey Bezos successfully, well, died, but fucked the Earth with his phallic ship. Yeah, I mean, we'll see what happens. Also, I love that Bo Burnham has made everybody call him Jeffrey Bezos now, even though universally everybody used to say Jeff Bezos. I mean, yeah. I hope he doesn't like it. Yeah, that's pretty weenie.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Oh, yeah. It's Weenie It's Weenie Hood Jr. It's Weenie Hood General It's Weenie That's Weenie He's in the tip Of course
Starting point is 00:24:58 And then it dislodges And that falls back He's also The only reason I don't hope it explodes Is that he's bringing a woman Who really wanted to go to space And who's been one of the first women in NASA And she's always wanted to go
Starting point is 00:25:12 but for one reason or the other she hadn't been able to go so she's going with him um and i wouldn't want her to um bite the dust yeah bite the bite the atmosphere that'd be rude and i don't necessarily want him to die either but it would just be kind of like it's just kind of a perfect story i guess like all these people like you know just it would it would literally warning wealth and then like literally the they it is a space race they're literally flexing by going to space It would be just the story of Icarus. He flew too close to the sun. And he burned up in the end.
Starting point is 00:25:47 It's like, what should we solve? I don't know. Should we give some light somewhere or some water to some place or fix a pipeline or give someone some food? No. Space. The most that Bezos has done for the people is bring back the X-Pants. Did he do that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:04 I want to see how the show ends. Bring it back. To be fair, I get my packages pretty quick. So he did that for me, too. I'll take that. I'll take that one. Yeah, I mean, yeah. It's pretty quick, man.
Starting point is 00:26:14 I'll give it to him. It is quick. It is quick. But yeah, I mean, I don't want him to blow up. You know he has a son? I didn't even know that. What is your mind? Like, what are you, what thoughts run through the mind of a Bezos heir?
Starting point is 00:26:32 Bezos heir, what runs through the mind? Well, either you cross your fingers that my dad's not going to be a douche and give away 99% of his net worth to some charity and give you a piece. Oh, that's not the Bezos way. Mackenzie is doing it. She gave away like $2 billion the other day. I'm saying, isn't Bill Gates giving away like 95% when he's dead? Yeah, but I mean, still, now you're still talking about like a billion dollars.
Starting point is 00:26:53 My point is, I don't want 5% split. Again, you're talking about a billion dollars. Yeah, but I don't want to live the lifestyle of my father for 20 years. He bites the dust, and then I get 1%. See, but now look at this. Because now, if he's inheriting a lot of money, he has incentive to kill him on this trip. Oh, that's a good point. That is a good point.
Starting point is 00:27:17 That's a good point. Maybe Jeffrey's seven-year-old kid is going to kill him to get the inheritance. He could pull it off. He could hire anyone in the world. He's got more money than me. It's like, you know the kid's name? Do we know it? Give me a kid's name.
Starting point is 00:27:28 He actually pays people on the internet to scrub and take down any picture of the kid. All right, so what do we think he's called? I don't know. Tommy. He's got to be, he's got to be, oh. Little Tommy Bezos. I'd say Jeffrey Jr. So he could call him JJ and be like, yeah, I named this being after me.
Starting point is 00:27:46 JJ. Just to flex on him. I could see it being a Jeff 2.0. The point is, I could see, no, it can't be the same name. Not in this bit. Okay, he's Tommy. So, like, I could see Jeff Bezos going like, hey, Tommy, why is there like a $100,000 charge to this unknown number?
Starting point is 00:28:00 He'd be like, I don't know, papa. And then it's an assassin. I don't know, is he a kid? I don't know. I don't know how old he is. All the information is scrubbed. The point is, he's trying to kill him. Me don't know, papa.
Starting point is 00:28:11 I don't know, papa. I don't know, papa. He was banging the maid. I don't know, papa. What is... Is he, like, what a child is this? I don't know. He just picked him up somewhere in one of his trips.
Starting point is 00:28:19 He's a little Frenchman now. Yeah, it's like, I don't know, papa. Yeah. I'm just saying, if I was Jeffrey's kid and I get his inheritance, I would probably kill him. That's all I'm saying. There's no harm, no foul. I agree 100%.
Starting point is 00:28:33 You'd be just, I mean, he'll die soon enough. That's got to be way too long. With that much money, dude, Rockefeller had eight hearts. He did. That guy wouldn't go. And then part of the problem is like. The man is going to space. Like, do you think, like, his next moves will only get more reckless from here.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Yeah. Also, if I had that much money, like, you know all these people that, oh, drop me off at the top of a cliff. Let me ski down with my $80 billion. Like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Part of the problem is that he might have, like, if you let him live long enough, he might have like a like guilt moment and he's like you know what i gotta gotta give it away and now
Starting point is 00:29:09 yeah you can't you can't there's a short law you can't you can't let him feel bad and try to get into heaven yeah and start giving away his money i don't know man there's something there's some i totally i totally agree with that sentiment but there's something about bezos that seems like i think it's his lex lutherism like he's very like oh yeah complexion because he is he is that something about that guy is fucking evil and i don't think he's going to be giving anything away any time soon i don't know i feel like you'd be surprised when people on their deathbed they throw up one hail mary to get into a place just in case you know like oh maybe there's a heaven let me give 10 billion to something i just have like a secret button for the second will put this
Starting point is 00:29:51 up yeah yeah it's like just in case either way i don't know if that's what's going on i'm sure he's gonna go up to space go oh wow look at this nice round thing come back down and then treat other people terribly. I hope he goes up, doctors a picture, and says the world is flat. And just throw everything into whack. He's already done enough.
Starting point is 00:30:16 He's already done enough. That would stop. That would stop the world again. He needs to stop now. Also, we gotta get out of here. That's true. Let's get out of here first. Chaz, tell them where to find you. a uh it's your boy chas aka steven abc smith oh uh you can catch me on instagram at chas wins
Starting point is 00:30:43 you did great boom my name is danny um and i'm an alcoholic no uh no i don't know why i said my name is uh either way you can find me on instagram at danny is watching um and you can also find me in the big flying space cock that Jeffrey Bezos is taking to space. Hit your ride, baby. You can find me at Ant Prisco. I'll be riding.
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