Picky Boys Podcast - Frenemies Couldn't Keep Their Torch Lit! - Picky Boys Podcast #174
Episode Date: June 9, 2021Get your summer merch here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio, Jt, and Danny discuss the Frenemies breakup, mixing up your twins at birth, the tradition of the Olympic flame, ambe...r alerts, and how Jeff Bezos is going to bring back the milkman! Leave a comment down below, and enjoy the episode. Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys
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That's going to be a good clip.
Kangaroo Jack would beat the shit out of you.
Well, that's because Kangaroo Jack's fictional.
I wander to float down a gentle stream of sweat.
Me don't know, papa.
Don't know, papa?
Yeah, so is...
No.
Oh, okay.
No, no, no.
Whatever.
All right, whatever.
Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast.
We didn't film this at the end.
No, no, no.
It is the beginning of the podcast.
Yeah.
We didn't get excited and just go right into it.
We did not do that.
I was thinking about this thing.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Did you see the new trend?
I don't know if this is a trend, but the height enlargement surgery or the height surgery?
No, I did see that.
I didn't know that was possible.
Yeah, I don't get it either.
They take a piece from another bone, and then they saw your leg in half.
Yeah, it's detached.
And then they enlarge it, and you can get like a four inches in height.
Dude, four inches is the difference between...
Oh, my God.
It's a difference between a date and not a date.
It's a date and another light of jerking off alone.
Yeah, it's fine.
That's what four inches is.
And for some people, that four inches, you could finally lie that you're six foot on Tinder.
True.
Five eights versus six foot.
Five eights versus six foot.
That's a huge difference.
That's the average gone, blown out the window.
I mean, I don't know how much that surgery costs,
but, I mean, every dollar is investing into your own fuckability.
Oh, dude, that's everything.
Every surgery you're investing into your own fuckability.
You are increasing your number.
Yeah, true.
Every surgery.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, unless you have to take out a tumor or something.
But still, same thing, because it's more used to bang.
No, no, no.
I don't think that.
I get what you mean, but I don't know.
Oh, you think it's still for the fuckability?
No, I don't.
I said except.
it's either or
you gotta pick either or
yeah but you said
yeah yeah
you said accept
but then you said
no it's actually still
well yeah I swung
I did swing it back around
I disagree with that
I don't think that
removing a tumor
is for fuckability sake
I mean if I could
you know
pump a few out
for another couple years
I would count it
I mean
what if I'm cut short
too soon
I mean that
and you know
just being real here
it doesn't
I mean you can still
it doesn't decrease
your fuckability
you can still be fucked
in the grave.
You know what I mean?
You're talking about...
No, I'm not talking about anything.
Danny's kinks are coming out.
No, I'm not talking about anything.
What's it called?
Necromancy?
Necrophilia, I think.
Well, that's like the...
The fucking dead bodies.
Why is it...
I thought it was necromancy.
No, necromancy is like reanimating them.
It's like you put some powders...
No, it is not.
Yes, it is.
Necromancy is like you're putting
some potions and you dip some
and they reanimate corpses.
That's necromancy. Necrophilia
is banging dead bodies.
Maybe there's
potions involved, but you're still fucking the dead
body. Necromancy is definitely
dead body fucking.
The only way I'll agree with you is if necromancy,
you have to bang them for them to be reanimated
back to life. I'll take that.
I don't think it's about
them coming back to life. It's controlling the dead.
Because if you have to fuck somebody to make them
come back to life, that's almost like
a noble pursuit you're a hero yeah i would i would bang you to bring you back to life i'd do the same
for you yeah man give me some fuck yeah the point is it was a weak high five that was i mean we're
a little it's hard we're sorry it's a hard angle i i i am so useless with my left hand i can't do
anything with it nothing nothing it's cut it off i i might as well cut it off i wish i had two right
hands i i might i might do a thing i might do a video actually where where i i i here we go i i
i incapacitate my right hand for like a month dude there's no way you can do that there's no
way because if if i if i do it i will start to learn you do learn you're like a little i think
it'll take you longer than a month to be able to no no if if if i if i just like put like if i just
like like i said i incapacitate my right hand i will learn how to do i have to write i have to
type i'm gonna do it for a whole month you i you won't do it first of all first of all i'm not
gonna have a camera on you 24 7 i don't know what you're doing at night when you take off your
anti-hand sleeve and start doing shit with your right hand no i mean i'll do it you'll stick to
it honorably i'll stick there's literally first of all i'll stick to it honorably i don't i don't
think you can do it i can't i don't think i can i will get frustrated first day i'll be like what
What the fuck am I doing?
Does anybody know any...
Put a cast on it.
Does anybody know any...
A cast.
Put a cast on it.
Or always be in a sling.
A cast could work, because then I can't get rid of it, really.
I mean, I don't think you can just crack a cast.
Dude, I could...
If I wanted...
Oh, yeah, you could definitely crack a cast.
I could get that cast off you.
Also, have you ever seen the way they cut the cast?
They use a saw.
Yeah, also...
Somehow the saw doesn't scrape your skin, but it cuts the cast off.
But that's...
We're getting out of...
Hold on.
Let's stay here for a second.
We'll circle back to that.
I'll remember it.
I got it.
But the point is, I'll put my cast, I'll put my right hand in a cast.
Should we just break your hand?
Should we just break it?
No cheating, we have to break it.
Yeah, break it with a sledgehammer.
I'll break it with a sledgehammer.
And then imagine we just permanently maim it.
It's like, oh, now you've really got to learn how to use the left hand.
No, I mean, yeah, because I do want to learn how to use my left hand.
even though I look
I look
down on left handed
people
okay
I know what you mean, you know what, me too
screw those lefties
there was a store in St. Louis
called Love Your Lefty
which makes them seem like
they are wrong
it's like don't be afraid to show your
left side
but it's a store that is all dedicated
Because supposedly we don't even understand
that right-hand privilege.
Scissors, writing, notebooks, desks, all this stuff.
So that's what the whole store is,
because it's just a store for people with left-handed things.
By the way, only a store that could exist in St. Louis.
I mean, how much business can that store drive?
Is there a notoriously lefty crowd in St. Louis?
maybe there's definitely a place where a lot of there's definitely a lot of place where a lot of
lefties congregate somewhere uh yeah you know yeah i think it's yeah yeah get rid of them
get rid of them yeah now it sounds like we're talking about like liberals
oh yeah that's true yeah where there's a place where the lefties go with their freaking with
With their communism and their kombucha.
They all congregate in certain areas.
Get rid of them.
Yeah, they congregate in Portland.
Yeah, and St. Louis.
No, no.
Those are the real lefties.
Those are lefties.
These ones.
But I'm going to do it.
Hold me to it.
We're going to break his hand.
No.
I'm going to put my hand on the cast.
Do you think if I go to the doctor and be like,
hey, can you cast me, please?
No way.
No way?
I mean, first of all, if I...
If I pay for it, what the fuck does he have to say?
Hey, listen, Doc.
If I want to pay for a cast on my hand, I'm going to get a cast on my hand, okay?
Also, can't we just do it ourselves, DIY cast?
I'm sure there's a video on there.
That doesn't seem good.
So you're going to go to a real doctor and have him do it?
I just want the hand, though, because doesn't it, isn't it like a thing, like your hand starts to, like, smell?
First of all.
You can't shower with it?
Yeah, but that's because you actually, for the people who actually need it to heal.
Yeah, I know.
so so so so i i need like a like a rubber cast maybe maybe a hand condom maybe there's some kind
of i bet there's some kind of weird like uh like latex like talk about sweaty like fucking some
kind of like i don't know something that this because people are fucking weird like that there's
a definitely like a tie up tie me up hand me down thing tie me up and hand me down but i don't i
I don't want to fucking go to the store and go to church with a fucking kink.
And a ball gag in your mouth for some reason.
It's like, well, this is not church-appropriate attire.
I'm trying to unhide my left hand.
I'm trying to be able to write with my left.
Don't look at me like that, Father.
The lengths will take.
How would I do the podcast?
You could take the ball gag out sometimes.
now you're you're uh that's not what my master said
yeah you gotta you gotta fully commit speaking about leather dude i have a real question how do
the how do girls wear like the straight up leather like latex pants first you know what i'm you know
dude how do you do that also listen i'm not saying you're smelly initially when you put those pants
on, you might not be smelly, but after the
end of the night, all that dancing and that leather,
I don't think they're coming off
with fresh rose
scent. You know what I'm saying? They wouldn't for me.
I'm not saying I'd be able to do it either.
I think that's why they wear them. Oh, there's like a deterrent?
No.
Oh, because they don't... They're like fucking...
That's the good stuff.
Oh, the natural musk. The natural musk.
The natural musk come out with the leather.
A lot of people are very into that, you know? Oh, dude, I'm sure people would.
You ever take a gander
at the gym
category of
certain adult websites? On the cool sites?
Gym category, like sweaty
category, I'm guessing? Yeah, it's like people
are into that. I mean, it's
the most time I spend around a gym.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I've
wandered the stream.
I've drifted afloat in some
categories, and I've wound up maybe in the
gym category. Floating down
that sweaty river. That was a weird
way to say that, but yes. I don't know.
I feel like I didn't want to frolic through anything.
I feel like that's worse.
I wandered afloat.
I wandered afloat down a gentle stream of sweat.
No, but people are into the sweat.
And, you know, I mean, I think technically that's, you know, what we're like.
Isn't there like, isn't that like pheromones?
Isn't it all cologne?
There's like, you know, like human feces or something?
Yeah, something like that.
Or piss.
Oh, yeah, it's a piss.
It's like piss.
There's piss.
There's piss in every...
I wonder what Jeremy Fragrance would say about that.
You know Jeremy Fragrance?
I don't.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm guessing it's a fragrance guy.
He's the guy on TikTok who's like, he's the, Cody Ko's done a few videos about him, but
he's been popular for a while.
There's a great, great TikTok account called Out of Context Jeremy Fragrance, and he's
basically like this guy in Miami who is obsessed with fragrances of all varieties.
Like even the bad ones?
No, like he just loves like colognes and perfumes and stuff like that.
But he says it with a lot of passion, I'd say.
Give me an example.
He'll be like, oh, I love this fragrance.
This fragrance makes me want to fuck.
Oh, right.
I want to have sex right now.
Oh, I love this fragrance.
It makes me feel powerful.
You sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger getting a pump.
He kind of does sound like, I mean, yeah, sometimes he'll say something.
I'm calming.
No, I mean, he'll literally say, like, I was in the bathroom earlier after I sprayed this
fragrance and i jerked myself off not to the point of coming but kind of just to like um get me
strong so i could feel the power that's gonna be a good clip i can't even go in the beginning it's
too much um too much sauce he's he's great um uh maybe i'll show you one oh god should i should i
show you one i mean sure i'll take it i'll take it right on the chin jeremy i feel like if you're
that into fragrance you don't only smell the good stuff you know you you can't have only good stuff
You have to smell, like, the crap, too.
You have to smell...
Oh, no, no.
Oh, the cowboy's here.
The cowboy's here.
Hold on, let's...
Wait, Chaz, give me one second.
You know what I just did five minutes ago?
I stimulated my penis.
Not that I came, but I was on my Instagram,
I was chatting with girls, and...
He's amazing.
What is he...
Is he tasting it?
He's smelling it.
That was not smelling.
Oh, so well that was pretty
You gotta you gotta follow this way we got to give one power ready three two one
Pow!
Oh, that feels good.
It does feel good.
Something kind of feels good.
We'll show you in a second.
You look fly as shit right now.
Chaz is here.
Chaz is here.
All right, let me change the camera for a second.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Chaz came in.
Chaz, fly as shit.
Boom.
Chaz, he's here.
What's up, Las Vegas?
How y'all doing?
There he is.
See, so it looks like to me that you'd be a Dustin Diamondhands Poirier fan.
Yeah.
Well, to be honest and be truthful, that would probably be the case.
Oh.
But.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
You're going to do this to McGregor?
Yeah.
What has he done for me?
I haven't seen a dime of that money.
You got me proper 12.
Proper 12 and everything.
Get your hands off me proper 12.
Man.
That's the real sauce.
He done sold that away.
He doesn't own that no more.
Yeah, but he still gets the money from it.
I mean.
well the point is chas showed up you know and now notorious a notoriously gives great
sports guesses amen sports advice gets knocked out i'm gonna smile he wins i'm right i'm gonna
smile that's a win-win for me all right so so what so what are you saying yeah let's get the
official prediction what's the official prediction that's what i'm saying i'm going mcgregor who you
got who you got gregor you know had that sit down steven a looking to fly my man steven a was like
you dress better than me and he was that day he was he's like he was looking why i didn't listen
to the convo because that's all i needed to see did you see that one that one guy who was like
asking mcgregor a question and he was like uh he's like you have you only won one fight since
obama was president it's like that's a weird metric to go to go from weird stat there it's
Like Tyson Fury, you've only had two knockouts since the fall of the Berlin Wall.
What do you have to say about that?
It's like, why are you, just say like, just say in six years or something.
It's interesting in fight sports because it's a little different because there are teams
who go like 70 years without winning a championship.
Yeah.
So those things are a little more, a little more like you can relate to it a little better.
Like it's the last time they were in the finals, you know, the Elvis Hound Dog was
the most popular song.
Yeah.
The entire team wasn't born yet.
Their dads weren't born yet.
We weren't slicing bread yet, but the Cubs went.
At the last time the Cubs were on the World Series,
sliced bread was invented.
No, actually, didn't they go in a few years ago?
Yeah, before that, though.
They went for like 100 years without bread.
You know the Cubs World Series ticker tape parade
is one of the largest gatherings of humans in history?
It's like number seven on the list.
like period
like the largest gatherings of human beings
in one place
just because
there were so many people there
good for them
some guy like he tweeted out
I wish my grandfather was alive
to see this
my grandfather went his whole
life as a child dressed in
cubs gear and he died without
seeing the wind that's unfortunate
they went like a hundred years right
that's a grandpa if I've ever
that's a grandpa
that's a grandpa
that's a grandpa
I bet there was
some grandpa
grandma watching it
and they won
and they just died
right there
that was it
that's what killed them
actually
it was like
this is all I needed
in my life
now I can die
now I can die
goodbye
yeah
I wonder if
like sports people
in general
think about that
like do you think
they think about
like how much money
there
that's on the line
for other people
and like how
like there's a guy
with a fucking gun
in his mouth
and he's like like if i don't get hit this home run um it's over they definitely care if the
people who are like hey i'm gonna because damien lillard some guy went hey if you go if you guys
go 42 and 42 um i'll keep my house oh like the betting yeah the betting yeah and he went got you
and they did it and they i got you yeah they did it just for that guy yeah well did you see
Dude, people are betting.
There's some real degenerates out there recently.
Prop bets are disgusting.
These prop bets are crazy.
Dude, I saw some golfing.
They were literally guessing on golf who would step on the green first,
like out of everybody.
So this guy was walking, and everyone was cheering.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He looked around and stopped and let other people walk in front of him.
He has money on the back of his hand.
Yeah, and he has money on his hand.
Everyone was like, why?
Why did you do this to me?
Step on the green.
Like, step on the ground, go, one more step.
Crying, crying.
Watching those videos of, like, the golfers just, like, move alligators out of the way,
just go, all right.
Yeah, it's like, please, like, pat it on the butt.
It's like, you get out of here, please.
Yeah.
Dude, there's people that make hundreds of Gs just fishing golf balls out of those ponds
from shitty golfers.
Get me a fucking scuba gear.
Yeah, get me a scuba gear and a bucket, dude.
I'll fight off an alligator, too.
I'll get some balls, bitch.
Just got to reverse the death roll.
If you get a little, you know, what's the martial art that's like you use your opponent's weight against them?
Jiu Jitsu on an alligator.
I'd like to see that.
Alligators are so old.
They're so old.
They're so old.
I agree with you in the sense that I think we should bring back.
It definitely happened before.
I don't know if it was televised.
Bring back a wrestling, not alligator wrestling, but just animal versus human fighting.
I think we should bring that back.
Oh, I want to see someone wrestle a bear.
I mean, people do it.
I want to see, I don't know, someone try to take on two cheetahs or something.
So I'm going to go from the standpoint of a...
A pita?
No.
Of a pita bread?
I'm going to go...
I think a prop bets on that.
What was I going to say?
You know those, like, when boxers first get started doing four-round fights?
I think I can go four rounds with a kangaroo.
Dude, no way, dude.
But it can't kick.
They have to, like...
They have to figure out how...
Well, no, no, no.
That's not fair.
They're going to have to teach it to not kick.
They're going to have to read it to not kick.
Dude, so what?
They're just, like, punching?
It's got to be Kangaroo Jack.
Kangaroo Jack would beat the shit out of you.
Well, that's because Kangaroo Jack's fictional,
and he wears glasses, and he can talk.
Yeah, he will beat the shit out of you, though.
That's because he's Kangaroo Jack.
True.
You know, kangaroo fact, the kangaroo's pouch,
I always thought it was just like
It was just like their belly and fur
And then it's like a little fur patch
It is quite literally the inside
Of their body
It is moist and pink
And you know
It's disgusting
I don't even think I can pop up a picture of the inside
Because it will just get flagged for sexual content
It's kind of unfortunate they don't live in like
Very cold climates
Because if you're like dying
You can hop in there
Like Star Wars
Oh, like the Leonardo DiCaprio in the horse situation.
Or the Revenant, yeah.
I was thinking more Harrison Ford, but...
Yeah.
Oh.
I mean, both would be horrendous to see.
Yeah, it was in Star Wars.
He cut open, like, this...
He cut open that weird thing.
The weird, like, camel.
Yeah.
Snow camel.
And then got inside.
It probably didn't smell good.
Get in.
I'm sure the inside of a kangaroo doesn't smell too great either.
I'll be honest.
Oh, no.
There's no way.
No, definitely not.
Those things are jacked, though.
Point is, Chaz cannot beat up a kangaroo.
Oh, I didn't say I'd win.
I said I'd get...
Like, last four rounds?
I'd last four rounds.
I'll take on an alligator.
I'd go down three.
I'd go down once each round, but I'd get back up.
I think I could take on an alligator four rounds.
Give me a 16-foot Nile Croc.
If I get it, I'll wrestle that thing.
I'll get right on top.
Look at me off, Croc.
Going to Steve Irwin it.
Yeah.
The thing is, they have very little.
If you put your hand just on the top of their snout,
they basically can't lift up.
Like, they have chomping powers, hundreds of pounds per square inch.
But they're lifting.
But to lift up.
To open.
Nothing.
Nothing.
So all I have to do is not lose a hand.
But if I get my hand on the top of that alligator's mouth, good luck.
But also they fucking.
I mean, if we're in water, I'm not winning.
So let's put me on land at least.
How about everyone gets one advantage?
Like, the alligator gets to pick an advantage, and I get to pick one.
But they are dinosaurs.
How do you make it pick, like, those dogs?
Yeah, the dog's like, you just put a ball next to him,
and whatever hole it goes in, that's his advantage.
If an animal could talk, we'd have to interview an alligator.
I mean, they survived the fucking comet.
Yeah, so did sharks, I think.
Sharks, that's a fact, too.
And sea turtles?
But not in the way that they exist today.
They're like different sharks.
I feel like alligators have been pretty much the same forever.
I mean
I didn't live then
so
I don't know
I don't know enough
to dispute
but yeah
I would talk to an alligator
I think it would sound
very scary
or talk about a jellyfish
yeah how do you
first of all
there's no way
even if a jellyfish
even if we knew
jellyfish could speak
there's no way
we'd talk to jellyfish
why
what would that sound like
have you ever seen
the man of war
dude those things
it's a huge
humongous jellyfish
one sting could kill you
they are
I can take it
gigantic
don't fight a jellyfish
they are gigantic
some of them are
just immortal
Dude, I'm terrified of seeing something that big.
Because it looks like, it also looks like floating garbage bag.
It looks like, it's see-through, and it can encapsulate me and kill me in a sting.
I can't even see the tentacles.
Okay, guy.
You're going to a beach, and they're just on the beach.
They're washed up.
They're dead.
Yeah, can you step on those?
You can pick them up.
Are they still not?
Does a dead jellyfish not sting?
Yeah, no, it doesn't sting.
How good is their jelly?
That's a very good point.
true yeah so is is no okay i don't think jellyfish make jelly and if they do make jelly
spongebob got that on lock dude yeah space race is on jeffrey bezos is going to space
when did he see that no i didn't like july 20th yeah oh is it gonna be televised are we gonna
have some popcorn oh yeah we are hoping for challenger 2.0 dude i'm not gonna i don't want
Yeah, I don't want to say anything, but if I'm going to assassinate Bezos, this is the easiest way to do it.
Not a rocket.
Anything could go wrong.
One bolt taken off, one little screw taken off that rocket, fireworks.
Did you hear Richard Branson going seven days before?
Who's Richard Branson?
He's another billionaire who owns Virgin.
Yeah, Virgin Galactic has to get up there first because that's everything they're writing on.
And it's more, it's not like a plane, plane.
It's like a spaceship, spaceship.
They basically go and they just cross this barrier that is space.
That counts.
And then come back.
All right, I mean, that counts.
Okay.
You know.
Yeah.
I'll count it.
I mean, specifically, Jeffrey Bezos' rocket looks.
Fire.
Like a yacht.
Oh, it looks.
It's like Austin Powers.
Oh, that's hilarious.
And it looks like a huge dick.
So you're going to tell me that, like, out of everybody, you can't see Jeffrey Bezos fucking the world?
Imagine he gets up there and a crash lands into the Earth.
He literally, Jeffrey Bezos successfully, well, died, but fucked the Earth with his phallic ship.
Yeah, I mean, we'll see what happens.
Also, I love that Bo Burnham has made everybody call him Jeffrey Bezos now,
even though universally everybody used to say Jeff Bezos.
I mean, yeah.
I hope he doesn't like it.
Yeah, that's pretty weenie.
Oh, yeah.
It's Weenie
It's Weenie Hood Jr.
It's Weenie Hood General
It's Weenie
That's Weenie
He's in the tip
Of course
And then it dislodges
And that falls back
He's also
The only reason I don't hope it explodes
Is that he's bringing a woman
Who really wanted to go to space
And who's been one of the first women in NASA
And she's always wanted to go
but for one reason or the other she hadn't been able to go so she's going with him um and i
wouldn't want her to um bite the dust yeah bite the bite the atmosphere that'd be rude and i don't
necessarily want him to die either but it would just be kind of like it's just kind of a perfect
story i guess like all these people like you know just it would it would literally warning wealth
and then like literally the they it is a space race they're literally flexing by going to space
It would be just the story of Icarus.
He flew too close to the sun.
And he burned up in the end.
It's like, what should we solve?
I don't know.
Should we give some light somewhere or some water to some place or fix a pipeline or give someone some food?
No.
Space.
The most that Bezos has done for the people is bring back the X-Pants.
Did he do that?
Yeah.
I want to see how the show ends.
Bring it back.
To be fair, I get my packages pretty quick.
So he did that for me, too.
I'll take that.
I'll take that one.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
It's pretty quick, man.
I'll give it to him.
It is quick.
It is quick.
But yeah, I mean, I don't want him to blow up.
You know he has a son?
I didn't even know that.
What is your mind?
Like, what are you, what thoughts run through the mind of a Bezos heir?
Bezos heir, what runs through the mind?
Well, either you cross your fingers that my dad's not going to be a douche
and give away 99% of his net worth to some charity and give you a piece.
Oh, that's not the Bezos way.
Mackenzie is doing it.
She gave away like $2 billion the other day.
I'm saying, isn't Bill Gates giving away like 95% when he's dead?
Yeah, but I mean, still, now you're still talking about like a billion dollars.
My point is, I don't want 5% split.
Again, you're talking about a billion dollars.
Yeah, but I don't want to live the lifestyle of my father for 20 years.
He bites the dust, and then I get 1%.
See, but now look at this.
Because now, if he's inheriting a lot of money, he has incentive to kill him on this trip.
Oh, that's a good point.
That is a good point.
That's a good point.
Maybe Jeffrey's seven-year-old kid is going to kill him to get the inheritance.
He could pull it off.
He could hire anyone in the world.
He's got more money than me.
It's like, you know the kid's name?
Do we know it?
Give me a kid's name.
He actually pays people on the internet to scrub and take down any picture of the kid.
All right, so what do we think he's called?
I don't know.
Tommy.
He's got to be, he's got to be, oh.
Little Tommy Bezos.
I'd say Jeffrey Jr.
So he could call him JJ and be like, yeah, I named this being after me.
JJ.
Just to flex on him.
I could see it being a Jeff 2.0.
The point is, I could see, no, it can't be the same name.
Not in this bit.
Okay, he's Tommy.
So, like, I could see Jeff Bezos going like, hey, Tommy, why is there like a $100,000 charge
to this unknown number?
He'd be like, I don't know, papa.
And then it's an assassin.
I don't know, is he a kid?
I don't know.
I don't know how old he is.
All the information is scrubbed.
The point is, he's trying to kill him.
Me don't know, papa.
I don't know, papa.
I don't know, papa.
He was banging the maid.
I don't know, papa.
What is...
Is he, like, what a child is this?
I don't know.
He just picked him up somewhere in one of his trips.
He's a little Frenchman now.
Yeah, it's like, I don't know, papa.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, if I was Jeffrey's kid
and I get his inheritance, I would probably kill him.
That's all I'm saying.
There's no harm, no foul.
I agree 100%.
You'd be just, I mean, he'll die soon enough.
That's got to be way too long.
With that much money, dude, Rockefeller had eight hearts.
He did.
That guy wouldn't go.
And then part of the problem is like.
The man is going to space.
Like, do you think, like, his next moves will only get more reckless from here.
Yeah.
Also, if I had that much money, like, you know all these people that, oh, drop me off
at the top of a cliff.
Let me ski down with my $80 billion.
Like, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Part of the problem is that he might have, like, if you let him live long enough, he
might have like a like guilt moment and he's like you know what i gotta gotta give it away and now
yeah you can't you can't there's a short law you can't you can't let him feel bad and try to get
into heaven yeah and start giving away his money i don't know man there's something there's some
i totally i totally agree with that sentiment but there's something about bezos that seems like
i think it's his lex lutherism like he's very like oh yeah complexion because he is he is
that something about that guy is fucking evil and i don't think he's going to be giving anything
away any time soon i don't know i feel like you'd be surprised when people on their deathbed they
throw up one hail mary to get into a place just in case you know like oh maybe there's a heaven
let me give 10 billion to something i just have like a secret button for the second will put this
up yeah yeah it's like just in case either way i don't know if that's what's going on i'm sure
he's gonna go up to space go oh wow look at this nice round thing come back down and then
treat other people terribly.
I hope he goes up,
doctors a picture,
and says the world is flat.
And just throw everything into whack.
He's already done enough.
He's already done enough.
That would stop.
That would stop the world again.
He needs to stop now.
Also, we gotta get out of here.
That's true.
Let's get out of here first. Chaz, tell them where to find you.
a uh it's your boy chas aka steven abc smith oh uh you can catch me on instagram at chas wins
you did great boom my name is danny um and i'm an alcoholic no uh no i don't know why i said
my name is uh either way you can find me on instagram at danny is watching um and you can
also find me in
the big flying space
cock that Jeffrey Bezos is
taking to space. Hit your ride, baby.
You can find me at Ant Prisco.
I'll be riding.
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