Picky Boys Podcast - Gaslightini JTini | Pranking JT With Italian Brain Rot! - Picky Boys Podcast #375

Episode Date: May 18, 2025

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Oh it's a quiz That's the first piece of information we got It's a quiz on iconic characters And you guys are gonna See if you can get them all right How iconic are they? What does that mean? They're icons?

It's just guess the iconic character? Wait, but what does that mean? Like, as in, you know, Squidward's going to be on there? Something like Squidward. You just have to guess the name of the character. Okay. Okay. All right.

Oh, like, it's going to be the My Leg Guy from SpongeBob, but none of us know his name, so we have to, like, guess the name. Is it in Spanish? Is it, like, a punishment thing? Can you go back? You felt like speaking a little Espanol on us? I was thinking about punishment and starting at the same time, and I just vanished. Where is Spanish?

Well, punish and starting, Spanish. Then he's a Latino, you know Okay, we have to guess the iconic hair, yeah, yeah, all right so first one The whole is gonna be brain rot, do you know this Like, kind of, not really. I definitely won't get it right. How do you not? I feel like...

I don't know this shit, bro. I've seen, like, a meme or two about this. I don't know this. Is this going to be the whole quiz, Jason? So you're making us do brain rot? They're iconic. This is iconic. Okay, so I guess we'll go in order.

Everybody knows this guy. All right. So you know this guy? Yeah. I vaguely know. Like, I've seen it. If my memory works, then good for me. You should get this.

Isn't it Italian? It's a crocodile. It's Italian brain rot. Is this what that is? Yes. Also, maybe I can't. I put Bombadero Crocodilo. That sounds right.

I also put Bombardillo Crocodillo. I put Cholololo Crocodillo. Oh, my God. It's Bombardillo Crocodillo. Bombardillo Crocodillo. Yes. I don't know if I should be proud of that or not. Also, JT, show that camera.

Who are you showing? Yeah, I don't know. I showed there. I don't know. I showed Bombardillo. Okay, so me and Danny got one? We got one point. JT, zero.

Oh, yeah. All right, give me the next one. Is it? Did you expect him to get this right? Yeah. These aren't that hard. Okay, they're icons. They are icons.

They are pretty popular. I mean, I obviously expect him to get everyone right, because what else does he do besides scroll TikTok? Well, no. This is crazy. Some of these, like, my mom would know who they are, truly. What are you talking about? That is not true.

When your mom here will do it for you, I'll bet you $1,000 she doesn't get a single one. For sure. some of these they've been around for a while i'll be honest my dad definitely knows these this man's been scrolling tiktok all right let's see all right next one oh everybody knows this come on you know this one i do not know this you freaks we gotta be antonio you know this you can't go on like instagram or tiktok and not see what does it say more that we know it or we don't what's worse honestly i feel like if you just look at it you come up with a name just look at it i

I don't speak Italian. There's no Italian words. This is Italian brain rot. Do you guys not know that? What does that even really mean? It's just like AI character stuff. It's Italian brain rot. They all have Italian names.

But they're all pretty, well, I don't know what's coming, but I think it's pretty obvious. Did you just make this quiz and go like, oh, yeah, Danny hasn't gotten a win in a while? No. Hey, you guys both have the same amount of points. That's true. Well, I'm Italian. I have to know this. It's in my genes, I think.

I think I know it. Also, I feel like I don't this one if it's the trend I could kind of just know what it is without really knowing it You know, if you have like a couple brain cells, I think you could just put it together. We don't need the exact spelling here Yeah, just get anywhere. All right. What do you got? JT? What do you got? I put Tica beat the ballerina Why is that why is that funny? It's not gonna be right. Oh my god, you know, it's not right. No, it's ballerina cappuccino I put Ballerina Cappuccino. Ballerina Cappuccino.

That counts. Yeah, Ballerina Cappuccino. All right. Two zero. Wait, what is it? Ballerina Cappuccino. Got it. My mom knows who Ballerina Cappuccino is.

No, she does not. And so does your mom. No, she does not. She does. You want to call both our moms right now? I guarantee you to go 0 for 2 on this. JT, everybody knows at least Ballerina Cappuccino. I don't.

Okay. All right, well, maybe you know the next one. All right, we got two, two. I think there's a trend. Is this a joke? Did you tell him the names of all these beforehand? Bro, I thought you would get this. I don't know.

You send me brain rot. I've never sent you anything like this. You know what the problem is? He keeps sending Chaz all this shit. No, I participated in that as well. That is good quality art we send Chaz first. You talking about Gyatatui? We send him Gyatatui.

I'll pop that up right there. Is that going to be in this quiz? Is that in this? I don't think so. Did I give an answer? Are you ready for the next one? Okay. of course just use some some like critical i don't speak italian yeah but i don't even think

a ballerini ballerina these are all this is italian brain rot i'm telling you i feel like if you could just think a little you could probably get it i can't think then after the first two i feel like there's a trend just see what you see and then throw a random vowel on it that's how every italian word was made actually see what you see and throw an italian name no I thought I ran a vowel at the end. Is it a gorilla or a monkey? I believe it's a gorilla. Not to give any hint.

A hundred men can eat the shit out of that, by the way. That's true. Actually, no. Okay. All right. See, this one I actually didn't know. I'm just going off the trend here. Is it Chimpanzee Banini?

It is Chimpanzee Banini. He said it was a gorilla. I wrote Banana Gorillana. I get the trend I get the trip yeah yeah okay what's the next one oh this one what is Italian about this JT you know this not know this it's a shark JT I'm trying to remember what the Italian word I don't know if I'm spelling it right is Oh, I'm just using my hand. Mine's not erasing well at all.

It's all right. You're all right. Oh, use the... Do you have a napkin? Yeah, there you go. Just spit on it. That's good. It's not even really helping, honestly.

Great white Tatino sneakerino. That's what I was going to guess. Actually, I don't even know. Here we go. Okay. Okay. What do you got, JT? JT, you start.

i thought it was a mac macco sharks i bet macco snacko if i remember is it like something like tra la la la tra la reo or something it's a tra la la tra la la obviously yes yes oh my god which one of those words is sneaker and which is shark uh this one breaks the mold How many of these do you have? There's like 30 of them There's like one more or two Did you make this slide show?

Possibly Me and Danny have four JT has Big Zip You gotta get one Alright, last one, I think You got this How would I have this? He is from the Leaf Village, I can tell that

This one's like i'm just i'm just thinking about the guy saying it i like i think my mom would know this one as well your mom would know this one yeah probably so jt should know this one yeah jt jt should know one of them i don't know any of them i i got a ningeni cappuccino that's pretty good i think it's a cappuccino assassinsino or assassino cappuccino something like that i believe it is uh you gotta reverse right assassino cappuccino oh no cappuccino assassino i believe it wow we're doing great that might be a half point for you though all right jt whopping nothing you gotta get a half point for that one you gotta get the last one

or something i think this is the last one yeah you guys ready it's not you said it's not the last one no how many of these do you have next one so we have a cactus elephant in sandals i don't know like which thing to pick to go off of like off the sandals the cactus the elephant don't forget the clock the flying clock some hot air balloons yeah i think that you can ignore though this kind of looks like you guys ever been to a a taco bell or kfc back in the day you see the paintings on the walls never saw one like this is what exactly what they look like minus the elephant this one i actually don't know maybe you guys you said that about all of them and you got them all on the dot elephant cacti sandalacti

i'm thinking cactus would probably be i don't know well jt i mean you gotta go first why am i going first because you keep getting them wrong why and i wrote elephini cactarini that's pretty good That's pretty good. I do think it's La La Ri La La La Ra. I did La La Ra La La Ri. La La Ri La La Ra? That is correct. Yes, La La Ri La La La.

Oh, I got that one. All right, I'll take a half point on that. That means we're tied. Wow. Yo, bro, you suck ass. Come on, JT. Oh, I'm sorry. Are you on the internet at all?

Brother, this is not on my feed. This guy's living under a rock. Yeah, apparently. You guys ready for the last one, I think? Oh. This one. this one is the most is this actually the last one

JT you know this one I don't know this one you guys are pulling a sick prank on me right now brother this you've never seen this on your feed I have not seen this no just this one I saw a tiktok

I saw a tiktok explaining Italian brain rot and I swiped past it in about 10 seconds this is the first one I ever saw let me think Let me think for a sec. He's a bat, and he's also holding a bat. He also got the dogs out.

He got the dogs out. This is like the OG, I think. He doesn't even have cleats on. This one I actually know. This is the most popular one on TikTok, probably. Everybody knows this one. I actually feel pretty confident about my guess. Right.

All right. Do you guys want me to go first? Yeah. I got Batterini Batara. Oh, JT. It's obviously, tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue, Sahul. Tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue, sir. JT, I thought you.

JT, come on. How was I supposed to get that? Okay, well, it's seven to zip. Well, that's called keeping up with the trends, folks. That's called keeping up with the trends. Oh, JT, that one wasn't a good look for you. Not a good showing for you. I think it wasn't a good look for you too, Frank.

Honestly, that's probably true. Not a good showing for you. I guarantee... How many people do you think watching understood a single thing that happened there? How many people? Did you expect them to get all the answers right? I thought, like, all of you. I thought it would be, like, a tough one.

Am I in crazy land right now? What are you talking about? Why are you getting mad at me? Being surprised that we didn't ace the exam. Bro, you didn't get one. Yes! That should not surprise anyone. All right.

You don't know tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue? Get out of here, Dan! you guys can call your moms right now and ask them like just show them this one like they'll get it like I'm pretty confident I bet like 10 bucks I'll call me and Danny's mom right now you already have my mom's number

don't worry about that buddy oh shit my dad has a better chance of getting it like Antonio said my dad's on tiktok my dad would have gotten a better score than JT probably and that's saying a lot Well, JT, I mean, Jason, next time you make a quiz, I guess you got to make it a little easier for JT.

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, make it more, I don't even know what more common knowledge is. Like, what color is this, maybe? Yeah, well, then he'd probably beat me in that still, honestly. No, yeah, we're just kidding, JT. We're just kidding. We studied for this. We knew.

We all knew exactly what was going on here. I thought you guys were actually just into this meme. I don't know. No, we had the answers to the test beforehand. I was a little concerned when you were like, oh, I've seen this one before. Yeah, I didn't think you would know anything about Italian brain rot.

I've heard of it. I've heard of it. After the very first one where it was like, oh, I've seen this one. Oh, shit, is this all out the window? Yeah, that's what I thought. Oh, shit, what if I did better than you guys? That would have been shocking.

If you did better than us, first of all, I didn't know a single one. So if you did better than us, I'd be like, okay, you both need to get off TikTok. Because I know Danny knew four of these without the cheating. Wait, did you actually make this, Jason? No, he didn't. Oh, okay.

You didn't make this slideshow? This is a very Danny slideshow. It's a very Danny made it. I was asking if you guys found it or not. Okay, Danny made it. No, Danny made it. In fact, as soon as you saw it, thinking that Jason even did this is great. Yeah, that's fair.

No, a few days ago, I sent them all a text message, and this was called Operation Gaslightini JTini. do you think your dad would know these no i still i honestly still think you know you don't think you get one no not at all it's italian nobody knows not even close you have to be on that you have to be really chronically online to know what this is danny showed me these at the bar and i was like what the hell yeah i was you know how crazy i sounded trying to pitch this i was like we have to all memorize these characters this one's just to make sure i've just been checking my phone and the answers the whole time because i got because i i knew the first two and then i went oh shit

wait i forgot i know the trend stops no but they they actually all have backstories there's an entire italian brain rot wiki you want to i think i think this has been too long of this too long all right well what do you got well are you are you gonna tell the uh the viewers beforehand what's happening or are they gonna be just as confused they're gonna be just as confused welcome everybody now you know oh god all right well jt you had a question yeah let me decompress a little cool down no i i do have a question for you guys actually but honestly i can't remember it's been asked before that something weird happens in my brain where if i come up with something the next day i go like yeah i'm like no we've talked about this before oh you mean

come up before on here yeah yeah okay i'll probably remember i'll ask anyway though here's my question all right you get one million dollars for every year you take off your life but the years are front loaded as in uh you're 27 right now if you take two years you immediately become 29 oh how many millions are you taking oh that's a good question is this a question like presuming that there's like an like established death date already like can you take the two million and then you just die well if you plan to die at 30 no i'm saying like in questions like these sometimes there's like oh you will die at 89 you know or whatever i think the question still stands if it's your current lifespan you don't know what it is yeah let's say right now

you're gonna live to 90 okay uh well no don't give them that just be like whatever the current lifespan well i'm saying like let's say in this scenario that's what it was oh i see now you're you're gonna only live 88 years also like you're gonna age immediately two years like if you take you could take 10 million right now but you're gonna immediately become 37 yeah and uh yeah i think i'm all right with taking a year yeah i'm taking something yeah because just in terms of how much it takes to make a million and how many years i'm living like i feel like it's a pretty good deal maybe like it's it's it's a good deal and a bad deal at the same time i might take a year all right but what if i counter off you this what what about two years and now you have that million

that you wanted and you have a little nest egg that you can put in the bank and say i'm not touching this now you're losing two years and you're still effectively getting a million but you also have a little safety net you're saying take two years play with a million exactly put a million million i i might do that too i don't think i'm going more than two more than two is tough especially at our age i'm not going what's what i feel like we don't want to be pulled to 30 immediately. What I'm saying is that I feel like we're in

prime years of life right now. Right. And that's what we're subtracting. Right, but you're like you're taking two and now you're in the prime with two million dollars as well.

Well, now you're a little out of the prime, frankly, but... I disagree. I think... You think 30s is when the prime begins? I think for male peakness

it's like 34. That's true. The male athletic peak is like... Yeah, it's like 34. So I'm doing a... I'll take two. I'll take two, no problem.

I'm not one of you, like, doomers. Like, oh, no, we're almost 28. Like, who cares? Like, I'll take two. I agree. I think I'll go two. Danny, what do you think? You know, I don't want to be that guy, but I think I'm not taking any.

Dude, I respect it. I respect it. I think I'm not taking any. Listen, it's definitely enticing right now, but it's just one of those things, man. If you're on your deathbed, you'd be like, you know, I'd give up anything to, like, have another year of life. For sure. And so I think I'm going to play it safe. You know, I respect that.

And I wish I was that guy. But I'm not. I'm taking two million. I'm about to be 28. So I'm about to be 30. Put away a million nest egg. The other million, bro, I can go to the casino with it. Because I have a backup million.

I have a backup million. I see. So I can do whatever with this first million. I wouldn't go to the casino with a million. I'm going to the casino with at least 10% of it. You know what? Okay, that's fine. Well, it's your million.

That's fine. All that being said, I do have a historic lack of consideration for future, Danny. If the years were taken off the back end. Oh, 50. Yeah, I might take a couple. I'm $50 million richer if it's off the back end, bro. Honestly, you say I probably will take 30. 30?

No, you can't take 30. I was going to take like five, maybe. Dude, my grandparents, honestly, I think I got some old genes. My grandpa died at like 100. 30? I'm at 70 now with 30 million extra dollars. 80 is the new 70. 70 is still young.

Yeah, 70 is young. Take 15. Frankly, 65 is not even retirement age now. Like 65, you're still a spring chicken. Take 15. Yeah, when you get into the late 80s, that's when your quality of life, I think, declines for a lot of people. Yeah, is that diaper territory or what do you think? It depends on if you have dementia or whatever.

But, yeah, in general, definitely the latter half of the 80s is when you start getting sun setting. What were you doing, Jason? Two years. Two years? Yeah, I think that's, like, the perfect, arguably the perfect answer. Anything more than that. Now, if I was 20 and asked this question, I might go five. I might go five.

I wouldn't mind giving up 20 to 25. I didn't do anything productive during those years. Not one thing. Also, when you return, is it like... I'd still take two. When you return, is it like, oh, my God, you're back. like did you disappear from life or you're asking if it's time travel or yeah or can you return and go like whoa i got a baby uh-oh a baby because like life happens oh you're saying you're saying

if it's click or if you just you just like disappear for two years and then come back no i picture just you're just two years older it was like magic i like i think if i take this deal you guys are still 27 and i'm 29 oh yeah yeah like magic like oh jt was just always two years older I thought life happened okay why it's really just more your body

that changes my answer completely oh okay yeah I don't want to miss out on the years of my friends you will still live

two less years total I wasn't under that impression that's the impression I was under oh no I would agree I'm missing out

on the late like the late 20s with my friends like that's what I'm giving up right now yeah you kind of still are because you're going to be 30 yeah but not really

if I can no but that's just a number if I just drink if I just If I can continue to drink and have fun and be like be around my friends who are 27, then I'm functionally 27. Right. But your body, your body is two years older immediately. Yeah.

But like, that's just a number. That changed my answer. I'll take a, I'll take a year. Not two? No. One. I like the year answer. Yeah.

See, that's a good. I still think, but your argument before, I still think you'd have all those same feelings on your deathbed. I'd be like, this death would be two years later if I didn't take that deal. But no, he doesn't care about future Danny. Yeah, but I didn't miss any time. That was the big thing for me. It's like, I don't want to miss a year of our lives. Danny has such crippling FOMO.

Yeah, exactly. That he can't just, like, his brain lose a year. All right, what if I change it to Danny's original idea? How many years do you do that? I get a million for every year Danny loses? No, no, no. Ten. We'll say you literally just, from our point of view, you just disappear for two years.

Oh, zero. I'm not doing that. You're not doing anything. I'm not doing that. I wasn't under that impression at all. Man, I might still do one. Come back a million. Yeah, JT, where's JT been for a year?

Yeah, JT went to Brazil and made a million dollars. Then he basically did it for no money, by the way. He went to Brazil. That is true. But I did it strategically during a time when we were somewhat separated anyway. And he also remembers all the stories from there. That's true. And almost...

That's true. You wouldn't have that. No, he wouldn't have that. And he had a guinea pig. You'd have a story of how he became a millionaire, though. Let me tell you that. Would you really? How do you even find this?

Where are the people that find these scenarios? I think under bridges. That makes sense. That actually makes sense. Probably a genie. But a genie's so hard to find. I feel like it's way easier to find a troll under a bridge. I've found three.

Yeah. They just didn't give me anything. But trolls don't have, like, the magic. You need, like, a magic thing, but that's also kind of mischievous. who's gonna who's gonna say but you know you have this negative effect with your wish i don't want that frankly i think it's kind of a probably a deal with the devil really no but i'm not giving up my soul i really don't want to do that i need you to hear me out a little bit here you just said genies okay listen i i live my life i always err on the side of caution kind of

don't say kind of every time i see if i'm at like a thrift store or something every time i see a lamp i rub it i think that's fair i think that's a fair thing to do just i don't believe in genies or magic or ghosts or ghouls but every time i see a lamp i rub it just in case but you believe that means you believe a little bit no a little bit it's it i'm i'm believing i'm not being naive about it i'm saying if it did exist i'd want to rub that you ever think the genie doesn't come out because you don't believe in it Can I make a clarification here? Yes.

Define lamp. No, not like a light bulb lamp. Okay, so if you walk into his living room and there's a desk lamp. Don't rub my lamps. No, I'm not rubbing your lamps. I'm talking about like- You mean a lamp that obviously a genie lives in. Yes, yes.

If I'm in like a, you know, like a thrift store, just like a weird store and there's just like an odd looking vase thing with a spout. I'll just give it a little- No, you need to read. Can you look up, maybe look up, I don't know, genie lamp or something? And then, Danny, I want to know which ones you would rub. Like a smasher lamp? No, don't do genie.

Rubber pass. No, no, don't do genie lamps. Dude, I'm rubbing these. I mean, you have to rub those. Don't do genie lamps, but what kind of lamp is that? Just look up mystical lamp. No, I don't think that's... They're all going to look rubbable.

Whimsical lamp, maybe? Yeah, figure that out first. Okay, here we go. all right some of these that one's just a teak hell you're not rubbing that blue one right i'm rubbing that blue one uh what you're not gonna get any genies out of that i'm not rubbing that blue one i'm rubbing the clay one because it's always the ones the unassuming ones that that's where the genie is jesus was a carpenter jesus was a carpenter you don't watch you don't watch movies you don't watch movies enough you don't watch movies enough uh i i won't oh my god i'm

no bro rubbing that thing looks 5 000 years old you're rubbing it it has a hole i need i need it to be closed because then the genie would just get out it doesn't make any sense it's trapped i need something enclosed no the lamp the lamp that the genie stuck in has a spout yeah but it's the genie isn't it's not the genie's not stuck because he can't open the door kind of no that's not it's a curse oh now he's for someone who doesn't believe he knows all the lore of genies well i'm just saying i think these lamps suck yeah no i'm not to be fair like he's the genie's definitely gonna live in the one you least expect because everyone's that's the jesus that's the jesus was a carpenter one well every everyone's gonna be rubbing these ones that obviously have

genies in them so it's gonna be all genied out you need i think you gotta rub like that this one all the way on the right with the the tin the tin can with the fire on top that's too new it's too new i wasn't even talking about this one but this one too very clearly he wasn't talking about that one one blow that i think you have to rub that dude first of all it's not even a real flame that's an antique it's 62 no genie's gonna be in a 62 lamp that's exactly why he would be there you think he wants to be bothered by people rubbing him i think everybody should start rubbing lamps that's what i think yeah i don't disagree i don't disagree honestly i feel like i'd be a little scared just in case but i'll start rubbing lamps scared i mean i guess i don't think it's a

hot take you rub lamps also i i guess you are a little afraid genies are known to be a little bad they're bad kind of yeah yeah like oh i want a million dollars like oh you get it you know but it's all in coins and they crush you like okay guy obviously i didn't want that obviously i didn't want that yeah i think if you if you did get a genie you have to like hire a lawyer and write out a whole entire contract saying you can't do this this this this this this and it has to be exactly as i'm presenting it on this paper it'd probably be like a 500 page contract no we see as soon as you say that it'll just be the words on a paper again you know what i mean he just gives you the same thing exact copy of the contract well obviously in the contract i would

say and it also can't be a copy of this contract lamps lamps see the lamps down there that weirdly look like animals those I wouldn't rub actually

because I feel like a genie wouldn't pop out it'd be something like like spirits of the yeah like I see that look at that one is a face like I think that would be a

problem face lamp for sure oh Tammy bro that's kind of scary to rub that face like no it's not rubbing though with these I think your real fear is dropping it if you dropped it

and it cracked open you've released probably thousand-year-old spirits oh yeah what happens if you break a genie lamp Was the genie dying? Maybe he's free. No.

Is that how they free him in Aladdin? I don't even know. No, they wish him free, Jason. Come on. Never watched it. You've never seen Aladdin? Yeah. You know, I'm not going to lie either.

I have never seen Aladdin either. I've seen it, but dude, I mean, I was five. I don't remember it. I've seen all the beats, you know, the flying carpet, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, the bird. Robin Williams, the bird. I get it. What am I?

A Disney adult. I'll answer for you. No, I mean, that has nothing to do with, first of all, The last time I saw Aladdin was, like, 14 years ago. But, like... All right, same for me. Maybe a little longer. Maybe, like, 20 years ago, probably.

But I guess I didn't get all the beats, because I did not know that they freed him. Wait, he looks just like a man? Or is he blue still? He's blue. Oh, that's weird. Well, I'm definitely... No.

Wait, who was he? When they turn him into a man, I don't think he's... Is he still blue? Oh, yeah, he's blue. Yeah, he is. He's blue. I thought they turned him into Will Smith.

No. Will Smith was also blue. Yeah. Can you look up Genie as a man from Aladdin? now I don't know Genie Genie is a man from Aladdin

his name is just Genie right yeah it would be weird if he had a name it would be too confusing for the kids well it could be Gene yeah it's just a man

with a goofy hat and a Hawaiian shirt top right oh he goes to Disney and he golfs does he have a daffy oh it's a goofy hat

I literally said it well you said he goes to Disney I said he has a goofy hat and he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt and he goes to Disney I thought you meant

goofy the adjective oh look at that Good for him. What are we talking about? Good for him. We're talking about money. Danny rubbing lamps.

Oh. Anything else you rub? I eat dog. All right, guy. Relax over there. Relax over there. Holy shit. We hit.

I didn't realize how long we've been talking. Well, we spent 20 minutes on tra-la-lee, tra-la-la. I can't believe that still. Operation Gaslight JT. Gaslight Teeny J Teeny. Yeah. I had a question that was very similar to yours. Oh, was it?

Almost one to one. wow it was you're offered a change in number to 1 million you're offered 1 million dollars but you have to let your let a clone of yourself live your life for a year while you disappear with no contact that is almost that is the exact same thing no that's that's no that's a little different no that's that's your question and then that's what danny understood the question no but also this is even a new layer to this because now people are going to be like oh remember when we went camping last year and you're going to be like the memories are still made here But not for you

Do I have to like Kill him after Or what the hell Why did you have to kill him Is he just gonna exist First of all He's definitely gonna want to kill you And be like

This is my life now Oh for sure That's how every That's how every clone thing ever goes So you do have to kill him Yeah you have to kill him You can't let that happen Also if Danny

Cloned Danny And then Danny Who was the clone Lived Danny's life Cloned Danny would Absolutely want to kill real Danny Either that Or they'd end up banging

What no Yeah that's kind of what you're saying Why is that what I'm saying You could take it that way That's not how I understood it That's not how he meant it. That's how I understood it. Because he's like, wow, I love living this life so much.

I'm going to kill the other guy. Yeah. I mean, I guess that is the same thing. If he hated his life, he'd be like, all right, just kill me. No, see, Danny wouldn't do that. Yeah, he has your memory and everything. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. That's true.

No, he would definitely try to kill me, but I wouldn't kill him first. Well, you would know when you're coming back. Yeah, I mean, it'd be... Oh, actually, I lied. He would know, though, too. Yeah, he would know. Guys, it's astonishingly easy to kill me. Like, I don't have to think that hard.

Especially if it's myself, I know how to do that. Yeah, but right. But if yourself is prepared and knows the day you're coming back and doesn't want to, then he could get you. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I think maybe the clone wouldn't even know he was a clone. If he has all your memories and he just wakes up in your bed, it's another normal day for him.

He's been waking up in that bed for years now and he just... Yeah, it's kind of like you're waking up and you see another you and you're like, like, what if that happened right now? like another you came downstairs was like oh hey clone that's it

you essentially found out you're cloning oh I mean my clone's not seeing me when I no but exactly

that's what's happening his demise his demise will not be it is a ninja he's a silent assassin

I'm saying what if the clone thought that too and he came like right now it happened the clone doesn't know

exactly you don't know right now so you're saying I'm the clone you're the clone it is a clone of me to wear

leather jackets a clone of you that's very clone that's very cloney of me he's using clone as like an adjective here i'm not sure cloney of me to wear what the hell well now now you got me scared of myself danny's gonna check in the mirror be like oh is that enough is that a barcode no i do think i'd be able to uh take out the clone though honestly if my clone gets me it's the same just let him it's fine he could live it's a very easy

crime to get away with because who's going to report it? True. You're still... It's really the perfect crime. Your parents are... Yeah, it's the perfect crime.

Yeah, but then it would be scary to actually find the body and be like, what now? Oh, no, that's a body... That's earth-shattering confusion.

That's a body you have to maim, unfortunately. Maim. As in make it unrecognizable. Oh, Jesus. But I mean,

you can't do that with the DNA. Like, there's still DNA. Yeah, but the DNA's yours. They're not going to try to solve this crime. Oh, it's your DNA. They might.

Yeah, but then they're They're going to think it was your twin, that you had a long-lost twin. If there's a body, they're going to think someone killed it. Like, it's not going to be an easy thing. You definitely have to get rid of the body. I was saying it's more easy to get away with because no one's going to report someone missing. No one's going to do any of these things. So as long as you can.

But where are you putting it? I'm melting it in acid, bro. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Obvious. You ever seen Breaking Bad? Breaking Bad. It didn't go well for them.

Well, yeah, because Jesse did the wrong thing. Yeah, you got to put it in the right container. Spoilers. What do you do when you put it in the bathtub? Porcelain eats right through it. You're supposed to put it in plastic in the garbage bin, I think. Okay, well, we're not trying to do that. Let's not the Patriot.

No, we reverse it. Let's calm down. Let's not teach people how to do it. Actually, let's just get out of here now that I'm thinking about it. Before we devolve anymore, we flip the filming schedule this time. Or. He sounds like a seal. Or can you strike a deal and say we can live together?

Yeah, but then, you know, you're going to agree to it. And, you know, this guy's plotting to kill me. And then he's going to go, this guy's bonding. Danny wouldn't be able to do it. You would not be able to do it. I think of all people, I'd be able to be like, let's team up. Let's team up. Not even close.

Maybe it's an every other day situation. One guy gets to play Fortnite, and one guy gets to go do whatever. He's got nothing else to do. He literally couldn't name another thing to do. No, I'm saying one guy gets to live my life. OK, it's podcast day. You go podcast, and I'll play Fortnite. And then next day, we'll switch.

How much Fortnite do you play? Not much. It was just the last game I played. It's just an example. You know what the point is. The point is we're going to share life. How bad do you want to play Fortnite? We're really taking half the load off each other.

That's really why Danny doesn't want to get rid of it. No, no, no. Name the things Danny would bang quick, JT. His clone. Okay. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Don't do it. Don't do it, don't do it.

What happened? Another rap. It's fine. We can get out of here. He didn't even say wrap. Antonio's lying to you. You're breaking it here. You're pulling the curtain back, Danny.

You're pulling it. Oh, no. It's right there. Jason, can you pull up a goddamn wrap while I'm talking? You're trying to help me. I don't want to look at food right now. Well, thank you very much for watching, everybody. Let's tell them each who we are and one fun fact about ourselves.

JT? This might be the clog. JT? Where can they find you? Where can they find you? I'm JT. i like the snowboard and you can find me at the j balls on instagram actually you know what else dude i i i gotta get the the j i want j balls instagram account i want it so bad and the guy

who owns it has been dead for years and instagram won't give it to me anyway that's my fun fact mass report them you want to mass report it yeah we do that yeah we mass report j balls we'll just put it in the how do you know how do you know he's dead also how do you know it's he hasn't posted in like seven years and the last comment is like six years ago and or it's a few quite a few people

saying R.I.P. Oh so yeah mass report it. That might do it. Yeah get rid of them. Or unless are like our Instagram accounts now like

memorials of some kind or I don't know. No they expire I think. All right. Well then let's mass report it. I mean why not. Yeah go

what's the name? Just J Balls? J Balls. Go mass report J Balls. Right now I'm The J Balls which looks like Veg Balls. Yeah. I don't like my name

The J Balls Veg Balls. That's what it looks like. veg balls it does kind of look like that um is it my turn yes uh i'm antonio what nothing i'm antonio i didn't like the way danny's ranch breath smelt that that's i don't know about that i was about let me finish oh that's a patreon joke patreon.com slash picky boys you'll understand there and you can find me at ant prisco on instagram danny go oh that's so rude that's so no they know it's that's not rude it's it's it's bad

this whole container notice the empty container that says ranch I'm Danny I might be the only person on earth who's eaten an entire entire container of ranch cotton candy today

at least today for sure I might be the only person on earth so that is a real fun fact and you can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram Jason, fun fact about you I'm Jason i like cars the fuck name you don't like cars name three cars uh there it is you can find us on instagram the picky boys twitch.tv slash the picky boys don't forget to follow our gaming channel

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