Picky Boys Podcast - Getting Spotted By Paparazzi - Picky Boys Podcast #161

Episode Date: April 21, 2021

New merch is available here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss being followed by paparazzi, their self-deprecating charm, grandpappy & grandmammy, the dark ages, peanut butter & jelly allergies, and walking around naked. Leave a comment below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/

All over my white rug? Just some people, it does not matter. Not me. It's not like a nudist. I'm pretty sure they put on shorts. What do you mean it's water? It's clear. It's clear. What does your peanut pool look like? Uh-oh, the vlog squad's here. But, um, alright. Let's do it.

Welcome back to the Piggy Boys Podcast. Piggy Boys Podcast. Two-man today. Two-man podcast. Just the two of us. Just the two of us. You know what I, uh, just going through our statistics and our analytics? Do you know we are 60-40 male-female for our lifetime? 60 male. 60 male.

40 female. Hell yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Love all these people. I feel like that's an appropriate ratio. You think it's appropriate? Yeah.

Dude, I thought we'd get like 80-20. No, no, no. It has to be your charm alone. No, it's probably my charm. Good looks? Some would say sex appeal. There's sex appeal, yeah, yeah. I also think it's the self-defecation a lot, you know?

Self-defecation. Everyone likes that. No one likes that. Who wants to listen to somebody say, oh, look how cool I am. Look how big my weenie is. Look how cool I am. I'm so cool. Confidence is overrated.

Dude, also, well, no. Confidence. Dude, also the people who like- Hate yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The people who only make that they got huge dick jokes are like, it's just- We all know the secret. Yeah, get out of here.

We all know the secret. Get out of here. First of all, give low expectations and try to at least hit medium or something. That's not saying that. I don't know. Wouldn't you tell someone that your weenie is smaller rather than bigger? It's your, you want to... Shoot low, aim high.

Aim high, shoot low. Something like that. Yeah. Be able to provide more than you say you're going to. Right, right. So if I say it's a two and there's a three, there's a surprise. It's a classic strategy. Classic strategy.

It's old as time. Beauty and the beast. Yeah, it's our grandpa and grandmas were using that strategy. I know, man. I don't know. I think our grandpa and grandpappy, mammy and grandpappies were using like... I don't...

Grandpappy? I didn't use any of those absolutely ridiculous words. Dude, I called my grandfather poppy. I don't know what that means. Why? Like a bagel? I don't know. I know a grandma who is a grandma,

um and she but but she doesn't she she she doesn't want to be called the grandma okay so because and i think this is the case a lot of things she doesn't want to be called the grandma because she thinks that's like an old she's like i'm too old to be a grandma i don't want to be a grandma how old are you like you know it's like your grandma and so and and so they a lot of these people make up these words it's like oh well then call me nana google yeah i was like yeah that That doesn't sound like an ancient curse. Thank you. Or like call me Gippy.

I know somebody who calls their grandpa Gippy and Pippy. Gippy and Pippy. Gippy and Pippy. I think it's just when you're a kid, those are the first syllables you utter. You know, like the bubba. And now your grandpa bubba. I know a Gigi and Pops. Gigi and Pops.

That's a good like two little criminals, you know? Gigi and Pops. Like Bonnie and Clyde. Gigi and Pops. They were notorious for handing me sugar cookies before dinner. I don't know. if I ever have grandchildren, I think grandpa is fine. Grandpa? Nah, I want

something cooler. Just not, like, something dumb. I like the ones that sound more southern. Like, grandpappy. Grandpappy's juice. Oh, this is my old grandpappy's. Grandpappy had a little too much to sip. Yeah, yeah. Let him leave him alone. Every grandpappy has

an alcohol problem. Oh, you're not a grandfather unless you do. Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah, well, yeah, yeah. Until, you know, the heart starts to give out and you're like you know my wife stopped cut out the bacon i mean i don't think every grandpa has an alcohol problem every grandpappy has oh so anybody you ever call someone as soon as you call someone grandpappy yeah okay grandpappy is like oh moonshine this man is old he's from the greatest generation yeah which which who he's before buildings who came up with the

names for the generations it sounds like the greatest generation might have named themselves that's literally what they're called the great generation they're called the greatest generation So it goes X, Gen Z, others, others, millennials, the greatest generation? It's like millennials, baby boomers, Gen Z, the greatest generation, which is World War I. Whoa, who gave—all right. Yeah, because they all got shipped off to war. They could have it. They're the greatest.

They could have it. I mean, I don't think we deserve it. Because they're kissing sailors in Times Square. That makes them the greatest? Yeah, I'll give it to them. Yeah, they're the greatest. Well, they won't be the greatest in 10 years. they'll be the greatest in our memories they'll be the greatest in the ground

that's what they'll be the greatest what about what about gen i mean the gen x right that's the newest one who's the who's the hula low hula well well we we're we're gen z so what's underneath us what do we do it's gen y i don't know the point like no no no gen x y z the z is what is is what the kids are now right zoomers so was there an x yeah okay so i think gen x gen y gen z where do we just start at the top gen a again gen a no let's go to numbers you know oh that when the numbers are so someone proposed uh gen i like jenny like no like no like gen i like kind of like i like but it's like not the real name but like uh facetiously it's like gen i like iphone you know like i mac or like it's like i like you know this is the generation that's gonna have

crazy technology i mean okay but like whoever came up with that like get off your high horse all right i mean it's definitely it definitely already exists because i'm pretty sure the new generation is born gen a gen a gen one new new gen one well you maybe maybe we can go to go to numbers i mean we got one through ten so we got ten more gens true true i you know what i was i thought it was very interesting um i was reading this thing about how they uh during the dark ages or something right swords and shields there's this like there's this like um theory that they they skipped a bunch of years like they they they wanted they for some reason or the other who's they uh the people who made the books calendars okay okay probably the

probably religious entity those those anglo-saxons yeah um they so they they treat that but but for some reason for some reason or another they said we don't let's just skip 400 years right like like it's just gonna be banished um and so and and so you know they went from whatever year the dark ages was 1600s uh no no no 14 no i think it's like 11 oh that seems a little low well no but i think we're still roman no no well this is why but but supposedly they like went on the they said, oh, today's 1100, tomorrow, 1640. Boom, nailed it. So they just skipped 400 years.

They didn't even skip hundreds. They added numbers, too. They skipped 440. Which, when you think about it, means that we could potentially be in 1621 in all reality. Right, or what about this? Looking back, what if in another 400 years when the new Anglo-Saxons make new calendars

and they skip over our generations? True. You ever think about that, just being lost in time? screw you guy i want to say in that i mean i'm dead i don't really know what you mean actually you just said they skipped years right they skipped 400 years oh are you saying they just jumped the 400 years didn't happen oh i thought you meant they just went oh we're not gonna include that like but it happened no no no no no like they they wanted to make it seem like 400 years had passed they were like we want to get out of this we want to get out of these dark ages so

So, literally, it's like if tomorrow the date was April 21st, 2400. So, the point is they just botched the books. They time traveled. And they time traveled, which would mean that we were actually in 1621. Right. Oh, that would be so trippy. Yeah. Well, no one really knows if it happened or not.

And it's not like the people back then knew. Could they read? They were drinking piss and ale. Oh, yeah, they didn't just erase it from the history. Right, yeah, I thought they ripped out the pages of the calendar and went... No, no, it didn't happen. Oh, well, that's mind-boggling. I mean, okay, you know?

Yeah, I mean, it's all relative anyway. I mean, would the world really change if tomorrow was 2400? Dude, if I went back there, like, if you dropped me right in there, dead. Two days. Give me three days, maybe. Why, because of disease? I don't know. Because of anything.

A snake, a groundhog, poor medication. the food the water supply nights where imagine what you could do with your knowledge there i can't build anything there's no technology what am i going to do with my knowledge i might i might be able to set up a casino that might be cool are you kidding me you can do a ton of stuff with your knowledge two things go you could you can literally say like oh you can you know like uh like the way you're doing this stop that you could be so much better stop doing it could be so much So you'd have the official job of a fixer? Be like, oh, no, no, don't do this, do this.

People would think you were a genius. The king would hire you. Why are you holding the knife by the blade, hold it by the handle? There's a ton of awesome stuff. Dude, king would hire me. Just be the king. Be the king.

Well, that's going to be hard. Yeah. No matter where you are, because kings notoriously want to stay king. That's a good point. I would agree. That's one of the kingly traits. they want to stay king and they'll kill people to do it that's true um but no no you you you

you just go and tell them you know tell them hey water the plants tell yeah tell them things it's like hey if we boil the water we can have much cleaner water and then also take your feces and don't throw it on the street yeah yeah throw it in the ocean yeah like we do all of a sudden whoa what's happening yeah it's like well we're living past four years old yeah this is crazy i don't know when the pulley was invented but that could be something that you can i'm i mean i don't that seems like we're not one yeah we're not we're not in case like they know they have fire yeah yeah you know you're right i'm i'm i'm underestimating the uh the technological advancements of they had flushable toilets in the ancient roman times yeah but that we're talking about after that we're

talking about when everything went to shit they don't know the flushing toilets went away no no That's not how technology works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People don't just forget and say, oh, it's gone. If everyone dies, yeah, I think that's what happens. No, no, no. I mean, the toilet is super simple. Yeah, you just cut a hole.

You ever fix a toilet? Oh, this guy. This guy's a plumber. He fixes one toilet. It's physics. It's literally physics. It's aquatics. You can flush a toilet with a bucket of water.

Oh, okay. That's true. It's just physics. Yeah, that's great. What do you get in the bucket? What do you mean? What do I get in the bucket? I don't got a bucket.

There's a bucket right here. That bucket doesn't count. That's for drinks. There's a bucket right here. That's for drinks. You can't use my drink bucket as a poop bucket. It doesn't touch any poop. It's just a bucket of water.

Everybody knows this. Everybody knows this. It's 420. Blaze it. Blaze it. It's the national Snoop Dogg day. You know, isn't that funny that Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen and Wiz Khalifa, they are synonymous.

It is an accepted fact that weed will be on their person. and probably they'll be high. In their system, yeah. Imagine if that was... Me? No, imagine if that was something like... Imagine if there was a celebrity that was like that with alcohol. It's like, oh, he's always drunk.

Yeah, he's always drunk. It's functioning. He's okay. He's always drunk, and he always has alcohol on him. So, you know, when I think of alcohol, I think of this person. Don't get in the car with him. It'll be fine. It's like, oh, the alcohol's around? Who are you? Who are you?

That guy? I don't know a good celebrity to say. Anything you say involving alcohol or celebrity would probably be rude. True. Like a low hand. Oh, there's alcohol around? Oh, we must have. Uh-oh, the vlog squad's here.

Uh-oh. How long did you set that one up for? Uh-oh. How's it going? No. And now we're going to get striked. The hammer of God. It's going to be struck down.

No, I'm kidding. How do you feel about the camera setup? Kind of. a little scary no it's good we got like three right there boom boom boom this is this is how like have you ever seen people on red carpets no it's like it's like they just so so part of a red carpet is the the part where people like take a lot a lot of pictures and it's literally just like a like a den of photographers and they're all screaming and they're like give me a smile here here look here dude i'm on the red carpet every time we're trying to take like family

photos you have you have three aunts and a grandma all who don't know how to use a phone all asking you for your direction i mean i've trained for the red carpet in my family photos true but but but this is an intense you know like there are hundreds and hundreds of cameras and flashes that must be very overwhelming first of all i would just wear sunglasses because you know do you know how many then you look like a freak I don't care you know what

you look worse when there's a thousand paparazzi that all have photos of you like this oh I mean you're gonna have photo first of all I'd rather just wear sunglasses

first of all that point is totally negligent now because we shoot a podcast and anybody who shoots any type of video there is there are

there are very dumb looking pictures of them because you can just take a still of any video of like mid combo and it's just like in every video there is a shot where it's like oh this person looks very strange that is not

flattering so so so flattering has gone out the window right right right but this is this is our our stuff if some freaky paparazzi pedo mustache guy had a picture of me like that i mean you know what maybe i don't want you to have also that's kind of the nature of the paparazzi if you're like super celebrity they'll really try to get you yeah i mean you know the people like people outside of justin bieber's like he'll get a private island and and paparazzi will get on a plane and skydive get on a boat yeah they'll get on a boat with like a super long lens and like be in the waters just get a freaking ghillie like like navy seals and get out of here and they snap picture of him naked boom yeah boom weenie boom weenie if oh my god if i had a private island

and I couldn't walk around naked tanning my cheeks. You know, what do you do? I don't like to walk around naked. I walk around naked sometimes. Without risk of someone popping in. I only ever walk around naked. Walking around naked would be like for convenience. Like if I don't have any pants on for some reason

and I need to go pee, like, oh yeah, maybe I won't put on any pants to go pee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, I don't like, like... You don't like strutting? Like some people used to say like, oh, oh well you know when you're home alone don't you just like aren't you just like naked i'm like no like i like to have like you know some shorts on i get like shirtless perhaps oh but like you know

i like to have like usually just like shirts and shorts on like i don't it's weird to like be on your couch it's naked that's different that's different like if i'm using furniture like common furniture i don't want what do you what are they doing just standing around i feel like yeah maybe they're just pacing back and forth naked you know like just no seeing what slaps naked you sleep naked no no dude a lot of people sleep naked that's weird to me too well yeah that's that's so strange strange that's absolutely psychotic has has and have any of these people ever been to a like a hotel like what do they do what is that what is that what or a sleepover oh dude i'm naked all the time no no with another person oh a sleepover yeah i don't think it's not like

a nudist. I'm pretty sure they put on shorts. Yeah, but like if you sleep naked and then you go to sleep somewhere else it's going to feel

so uncomfortable. That's true. You feel like you have 30,000 layers on you. No, I don't. That's psychotic. People who sleep like just totally naked.

That's weird. I think more girls sleep naked. Freaks in the sheets. Because girls don't I mean girls don't really have an appendage you know.

Like they're kind of just straight down. Yeah, but it's it's not about that. I think it is. I think it has something to do with it. It's about in your

your ass being on your directly on your sheet yeah your white sheets are brown now why i don't know that's gross that's gross how dare you oh yeah put it put on some pjs yeah dude you're walking around your friend's like apartment who walks around naked and you see like an ass hair on the couch for like how did this get here yeah that's that's that's out of control i was gonna lay down you should be naked um during during sexy time and in the shower right sometimes going Sometimes the sauna. Going to the bathroom. Going to the bathroom.

Old men at the gym. No. The sauna, the gym, locker room, things like that. Those are the only places you should be naked. Yeah, I'm seeing this guy's ass. Or a nude beach. A nude beach, that's true. Rules applied.

Yeah, I see this dude's ass hair on the couch, and he's yelling at me to take off my shoes when I walk through the door. It's like, the dirt's not the problem. It's your ass everywhere. Come on. I also hate people. I'm not a... I'll keep my shoes on.

Thank you very much. No, I disagree because sometimes you're an animal. Sometimes you'll stop around outside in the mud and the dirt like a maniac and just sprint through the house. Take off your shoes if you do that. Most times taking off my shoes would cause a worse problem. Yeah, but if you're not going to clean it, I'm not getting on all fours and knees for your muddiness. Well, you're going to have to decide. Scale the side of the house.

You're going to have to decide. Do you want a little bit of light dirt and mud? First of all, who gives a shit? Like, clean your floors. Maybe that won't be a problem. Or do you want it to smell like a dead animal? Pretentious. What do you want?

I want you... What do you want? If you're not going to take care of your foot hygiene, I want you to then clean your muddy floor. No, no, no. Some people... Natural, natural stench? There's very little options for that.

Get breathable shoes. No, no, no. Some people, it does not matter. Not me. Not me. Some people, it is quite literally an unfixable issue. Unfixable, yeah. It's unfixable.

Unfixable. So you really just have to decide there. No, yeah, I guess just not allow you back in the house. That's just drastic. You're going to cast someone to the wayside because of their feet? Hell yeah. They're going to track mud into my house every time? All over my white rug?

How about you get a doormat? Why do all these people need to? Accommodate for your smelly feet Or anybody's smelly feet Stop having smelly feet Cut off the feet We already addressed Cut off the feet

That's how you fix it We already addressed That's not the problem The point is The point is People They're so like You have to take off your shoes

When you're in here Shut the fuck up That's different The people that are like You know Just take off your shoes That's exactly the people I'm talking about

No but See yeah We're talking about different people If it's universal Always take off the shoe It's like okay relax you know i don't want to be here that's fine i was just talking about the muddy shoe or like the poop shoe oh well that's that's total well you did not articulate that well i guarantee if

anybody has poop on their shoes no i didn't say obviously i didn't say they're not walking through the house i didn't say poop but what's the difference in that mud just because it's smellier a huge difference it's the same you gotta clean it just the same it's a stink it's an astronomical difference to the stars i would i would fill my house with mud and dirt but the entire floor i Fill it before I'd have somebody clomp it with a bunch of shit. Just a few steps. Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous.

Oh, dude, the worst is, dude, I had someone, one of our friends walked through, just not only didn't follow directions on where I said not to walk, but then he walked there, got poo-poo on his shoe, and then walked through the whole house. That's a monster. That's an incel. But I get it. You know, sometimes it's a cultural thing, I think.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand that, too. These allergies have hands. Dude, I'm actually okay today. Sheesh. I'm okay today. I hear you a little sniffly, though. This pollen is killing me.

I hear you a little sniffly. And this willow grass. And all this, you know, it's hard filming out here when you have allergies. Yeah, it's rough. These, truly, allergies are the worst thing ever. I think they're weird. Is that the planet trying to kill us? Because why are we allergic to what we breathe, you know?

something something's off there i think it's the planet like they attempted to kill us but we fought back and now it's like oh it's just sniffles but it probably killed some people back then i read i read just the title of an article and not the article this is important which is always a good way to i think i think that summarizes the article enough um but and it was that the first the first recorded case of a food allergy ever was like in 1920 oh people Peanuts were taking people out then without warning. No, no, no. The article was getting at the fact that people didn't have the food allergy.

Oh, huh. Was it GMOs? Like we gave it to ourselves? It's something about- It's big peanut? It's something about what we did. It's something about our own cause. Yeah, we definitely did something.

Dude, oh my God. How- First of all, it probably tasted like ass, but peanut butter back then- Peanut butter always tastes good. It's delicious, except for the people that die from it. Even the natural peanut butter, it still tastes good. Nah, dude, I feel like everything in its raw form tastes like ass. You know what really, really scares me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gives me night terrors? Yeah, let's hear it. The pool of oil on top of a natural peanut butter jar. Oh, okay. Sometimes I have dreams about drowning in it. Drowning in it? Yeah, yeah, quicksand peanut butter.

Yeah. Yeah, it's very moist. That happens with Nutella, too. It's just water. It's like, what are this pools? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a nut. It's nutty.

But it's so processed. I've never had a Nutella pool. Oh, God, yeah, there's Nutella pools. Jump right in. This doesn't happen to Skippy peanut butter. It happens to pretty much everything. Oh, you are doing something terribly wrong. You're doing something terribly wrong.

Skippy peanut butter should never have a pool of liquid, ever. Maybe I sleepwalk and just spit into the jars at night. And to my knowledge, neither does Nutella. No, Nutella does. I know Nutella does. I don't think it does. I mean, you don't have to think anything. I actually know it.

I don't. I know. I'm almost positive it does not. Oh, there's a pool. I don't know if it's oil, but there's some wet. You could slip and slide on there. It's a creamy substance, of course. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm saying there's a wet. I'm talking about something much more insidious. Oil. Like a pool. like like like you know those those those uh experiments you did in middle school where you you had all the things that were the different viscosities yeah densities and densities and then you you'd shake it up and then it would separate yeah like that level like italian dressing level yeah like oil invent like like it's a like it's a it's a pool of oil and i'm

telling you nutella nutella has that pool you you were you were eating nutella from 1965 well That's the fresh one. Because that is disgusting. That shouldn't happen. But you say, what? So what do you do? That does not happen. All right, so when you see this.

Is it brown? No, it's water. What do you mean it's water? It's clear. It's clear. This is not. What does your peanut pool look like? It's oil.

All right, so what is that? It's the same thing. It's peanut oil. It's oil. It's hazelnut oil. It's nuts. You have to get this checked out. What am I going to send my Nutella to the doctor?

You're eating bad Nutella. I'm eating fresh factory farm straight from the cow Nutella. this is not good it's farm to table this is really not good it's not to table i promise oh no this is spreadable you you shouldn't you should not is there anything else that you eat that separates like that butt cheeks this is no this is no that's that shouldn't happen somebody somebody uh reaffirm me in the comments below yeah comment because this man has never had nutella apparently so what do you do with the peanut butter you just stab it and like make a little drain and it goes back through you have to mix it together yeah so yeah that's what i'm

saying yeah yeah that's what i mean you can't just get rid of it you know no i mean so what if you just keep oh look at all this water dump it out you just mix it up mix it together yeah then you get some gel i don't i do not like peanut butter jellies i hate them that's that's another reason not to like you that's fine you could i'll take it all peanut butter why they're like they're the sandwich it the yeah no i don't like it peanut butter nutella pretty good When we were in middle school... Here we go. Here we go.

What's happening? There was a woman, a girl... God damn it. Danny has a lot of grapes. Who might be watching, honestly. That was allergic to peanut butter. God bless her. Peanuts, you know.

Yeah, yeah. Like deadly. Like same room. Like deadly. And I empathized for sure. Because that would be a really upsetting thing to have. But... she somehow played middle school politics

and the parents lobbied to have peanuts and peanuts as a whole abolished. No, no, no, not peanuts, nuts. I couldn't even have my freaking nuts. No pine nuts? I couldn't, no pine nuts, no chestnuts, no walnuts. I couldn't even have my Nutella. I couldn't have hazelnuts either.

Antonio couldn't have his watery Nutella. I couldn't have my watery Nutella. and you know it's my right to have my watery nutella and but they separate co-ed boys sit different with girls and it's not like we're breathing on we probably breathe on each other the boys in middle school we had boys tables and girls tables absolutely what do you i don't remember uh i i i the the the point is she got rid of she got rid of nuts but nuts means you're getting rid of peanut butter and jelly which is a lunchtime staple yeah yeah it's it's it's it's it's kind of heinous every day every single day up to that day i had peanut butter and jelly

in my in my lunchbox maybe she was complaining about you and it's like danny smells like nuts dude and and everybody and a ton of other people did that too because peanut butter and jelly is is the childhood lunch snack and so she got it she got them she got the peanut butter and jelly abolished and i was uh thinking about changing schools because because that's it's a heinous It was a heinous crime. And it was very upsetting. And then, you know, she happened to go to the same high school as us. And no more.

And apparently the fear went away. Doesn't matter. Because she's not going to get 4,000 people to not have peanut butter and jelly. So she's just going to have to deal with it. All right, so what about that bloodline? Would you get rid of it? Like, no offense to anybody. And if you're watching, but also no offense to anybody who has a peanut allergy.

What about get rid of them? Just get rid of them. Get rid of that defect in the genome. Get rid of them. And then your kids can have peanut butter and jelly in your middle school. No, no, no. What are you, Mr. Nice Guy? You gotta get rid of somebody.

You can't get rid of... You can. These things will still pop up. Not if you get rid of all of them. Yeah. Nah. Again, that's the whole thing I was talking about with the 1910 thing. It's like, we're creating these problems.

So even if you got rid of every single... If you sent every single person with a peanut allergy to space right now... Make their own planet. Somebody would be born with a peanut butter jelly. With a peanut allergy. With a peanut butter jelly. Someone would be born with a peanut butter jelly. Someone would be born with a peanut butter jelly ready for Danny to eat.

Someone would be born with a peanut allergy. So it's a useless. We just have to learn to accept and love all the people who are weird. Or put them in another room. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I mean, the point is I will fight tooth and nail to have peanut butter and jellies in every cafeteria in America. And that's why I'm running for president.

Danny's at least running for mayor of the school district. Head of the school board. I'm running, yeah. So vote for me. I also failed. I also let everybody down one day on pizza day. We used to get pizza from this bomb place, dude. Fireplace.

and then they switched it up on us and the pizza sucked. It was so bad. And the principal out of everybody, everybody came up to me, gave me a nice pat on the back and said, do you like the pizza? And I folded like a goddamn pancake.

I went, this is the best pizza I've ever had. And then we didn't change, it never changed back. And you know, I blame myself for that one. Well, when you're a kid, all pizza's good, you know. Oh, that one sucked. That one sucked.

I know you probably didn't care. I didn't care at all. I know you didn't care. But this is my peanut butter jelly. And I still don't care. I'm a total stickler for pizza, but the great thing about pizza is that just about every single slice of pizza is at a base score of a five already.

There's no way you believe this. No, I do. And then every other... When I judge pizza, when Dave Porthole judges pizza... It's on his ship. He's... when dave portofino is on his at his restaurant when he when he reviews pizza we're reviewing it on a scale of pizza like it's this is a like this is an independent pizza scale every every piece

pizza is even the shittiest pieces are still like a baseline good food like it's like like like pizza is is is always good it's just it's just within the ranks there are some pizzas that are better than others okay and there's rigorous debate about such such things yeah people fight killing over points 0.01 people people have people have very strong opinions i'm one of them and but half true But I acknowledge that all pizza is good pizza. All pizza is good pizza. All pizza is good pizza. Some are just better.

Some are just better. Yeah, some are just better. Let's get out of here, right? Let's get out of here. Sayonara from the picky boys. Happy 420. Well, now it's the next day. But they've made big steps in the weed game.

You know, the new poll says 91% of people support marijuana legalization. What's the sample size? Like a high school? No, like of America. No, I'm kidding. No, 91%. I mean, they didn't take my vote. I didn't vote on that.

It's drastically up. It used to be a controversial opinion to agree with it. Yeah, but aren't the people that vote for that the people who like it? 9% that don't? No, of course. Well, the 9% that don't just took a bad edible. that's the 9% that don't but 91% so

it's legal in New York too so Shalom Shabbat Shalom and Blaze Up you can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram and TikTok and GeoGuessr Danny's at the top ranks

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