Picky Boys Podcast - Getting Stalked With An Apple AirTag! - Picky Boys Podcast #289

Episode Date: August 27, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, Danny, and JT discuss harsh critiques on cooking, the difference between chicken tenders and boneless wings, how easy it is to track someone with an airtag, and hitting cyclists on the road! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! New Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

I've definitely thought about hitting bikers. For sure. I mean, who hasn't? Don't care about any of it. Chicken tender, boneless wings, same thing. Honestly, throw chicken nuggets in there. They're not wings. Just bring one weird guy in the boardroom.

How would you use this to kidnap people or to be creepy? Where did my lemur go? That's a good call. I'll find out later. I'll take the better. He's on my side. Two against one. Loser, bad mac and cheese preference.

All right, Jason, you ready for this? Yeah. Ready? Welcome. No ghosts today. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. We are here and we're family. Olive Garden.

What? When you're here, you're family. I went to Olive Garden one time. Never going back. Say Olive Garden. Olive Garden. Olive Garden. I went to Olive Garden one time.

I'll never go back. That's fair. It's a great place to go get Italian American cuisine if you live in like, you know, Ohio. He's not wrong. So that actually might be the only place in Ohio. You saved that sentence there for sure, for sure. If you're in New York, there's no reason, no reason at all to go to an Olive Garden. Honestly, I feel like it's good Italian cuisine maybe if you lived at the bottom of the ocean.

You'd be surprised. You could get something edible anywhere. If you're stuck in Brazil. If you're stuck in Brazil, it's a good place to go. I don't think it was about the Italian food when Danny was stuck in Brazil and wanted – he just wanted home, and he found home in Olive Garden. I find home, I love Italian food. But I think it's just a place where no Italians are.

And that's a lot of places. Do you think there's Italians in Wisconsin? How'd they get there? There's no Italians in Olive Garden. There's no Italians in there. That's not true. There's no Italians in Olive Garden. That's not true.

No Italian would subject themselves to being in Olive Garden. We know that. You're coming from a point of privilege of Italian food in New York. No, I'm coming from a point of me being Italian. I don't need to go to a restaurant to have good Italian food. And I know where there's bad Italian food. I went in there. I didn't see one Italian person in there.

I was the only one, and I knew I was out of my element. Can you cook good Italian food? I could. I don't believe you. Cook better breakfast. Why have you never cooked us an Italian dinner? Because I don't want fucking snoozy McSnazzy pants over here going, you could have put a little more basil.

He likes to add comments. Even if he's enjoying it, he'll say something because he is annoying. No, first of all, sometimes the chef will ask, how is it? Give me your honest thoughts. And if they say that, I'm going to give them the honest thoughts. You made that chef cry. That's it. Well, that's fine.

That's fine. Danny likes to, when he's offered a home-cooked meal, he likes to give his critique at the end of it. And not everyone loves hearing that. You're supposed to say it was really good. That's it. It was great. Eat it.

Shut up. You're supposed to lie. I did say that. I lied first. And then afterwards, he went, no, come on, guys. Any notes whatsoever? And if you ask that, I'm going to give you the note. This isn't a bad thing.

This is not a bad thing. Someone who would never cook a meal is giving these notes. That's what's upsetting. First of all, I would cook a meal. I'd cook a great meal. No idea if he could or not. I have cooked things before. You're acting like I haven't cooked.

I just don't cook for myself. Heating up your old Jersey Mike's don't count, and making cereal doesn't count. First of all, I would never heat up Jersey Mike's. It's a cold sandwich, all right? They have hot ones. Hot. But I eat the hot, the cold ones. I eat the hot ones.

I wouldn't reheat that. Destroy the bread. One of our friends welcomed Danny to his lovely abode, made him a meal. Danny made him cry. That is what happened. That happens. He never cooked again after that day. If you ask for my feedback, I'm going to give it to you.

That's not a bad thing. Yeah, I mean, you're really opening a water, just a gate that you don't want open when you go, give me your honest opinion. No one really wants to hear that. Well, once you ask it the second time, I think that's when. Yeah. Yeah. I did what I was supposed to do first. I gave him the white lye first.

It's perfect. Best mac and cheese I've ever had. Oh, it's mac and cheese. That's right. What was the opinion? Oh, no. I don't want to do this. There was too many breadcrumbs on top.

I love breadcrumbs on mac and cheese, but it was just like a crust, like a full-on layer. It sounds amazing to me. A full-on layer, and it was too dry on top. I don't know if it's because, are you supposed to put the breadcrumbs in maybe 15 minutes before the end of the cook, you know, so they don't get dried out? Maybe that's it. It was too dry. It was too dry, the top layer. It sounds like it's kind of perfect because if you want breadcrumbs, you could take it off the top, put it in your mac and cheese.

And if you don't want breadcrumbs, you just go underneath and get the mac and cheese. No, see, this is, I have a huge problem with people who think like this. It's of, like, of you just can not eat the portions that you don't like. It's like I want a meal. I want the meal to be good. I don't want to have to selectively pick and make it my version of good. I don't want to have to selectively eat around bad things. Imagine if I gave you a cake and the bottom layer of the cake was made with shit.

And I went, well, if you eat shit, you can just eat the cake. And if you don't eat shit, you just eat around it. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. This is a ridiculous example. That's like saying I make you a cake, and the top layer is a chocolate filling, and the bottom layer is a vanilla filling. I don't want the chocolate. I take the vanilla.

Yeah, that's way close. What are you talking about? No one's eating shit. No, but the thing is, the point I'm trying to say is that I am looking for the ideal thing just given to me. In this scenario, I just wanted vanilla cake. I don't want chocolate cake to boot. I don't want it. I don't want it.

Question. Were you the only person in there? No. So then what if someone wanted breadcrumbs? Someone didn't. Now it's a perfect thing to make. I wouldn't know because they all hid behind their lies and said this is the greatest mac and cheese I've ever had.

And it wasn't. It wasn't. First of all, a maximum two cheese mac and cheese. You need four cheese. I need three minimum. Minimum. I feel like every mac and cheese on the restaurant is four cheese mac and cheese. I don't know what they are.

I think three cheese, just because of the rhyme, probably is pretty popular. Three cheese. Three cheese. It doesn't rhyme, by the way. It's got two E's. Three cheese. Aren't you a Velveeta guy? Nah.

I mean, I like it in the context of Velveeta versus a Kraft. Okay. I think it's good. Velveeta's better than Kraft. Oh, unbelievably, no. No, not even close. Kraft has good mac and cheese. What?

You're saying the Velveeta shell... Let's just go to the containers. The Velveeta shell container is way better than the Kraft, like, noodle. It comes with a cheese sauce packet. Yeah, yeah. You like the cheese sauce that comes out of that disgusting packet? What the fuck are you doing with Kraft? It's the same thing.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's powder. It's powder, then you add milk. That is disgusting and below me. Okay, well, what does it matter what shape it comes in? The cheese sauce, have you ever tried that sauce? It's disgusting. Whoa, whoa, go back.

The shape does matter. Shape matters often. I'm talking about the cheese. I'm talking about the cheese. The cheese, cheese. Because he's saying how the powder is beneath him. And I was like, well, because it comes powdered. It turns out they both turn into a mac and cheese sauce.

And one comes out as a sauce, and it's disgusting. And one is way worse. Kraft is way worse. One is way worse. It's Velveeta. Everyone's going to agree with this watch. You guys are fools. Put it in the comments.

That's wrong. Also. I mean, I think Kraft is also good. I'm not like a hard liner here. I think Velveeta is better. But I think Kraft is good. I'll take the better. He's on my side.

Two against one. Loser. Bad mac and cheese preference. You know what I've realized? I just came to this realization last night. I have just been undervaluing chicken tenders in my life. I fucking love them. Of course you have.

That might be my favorite thing. Okay. I love chicken tenders. I really do. Okay, help me out here. Just bring me in your realm here. Chicken tenders, chicken nuggets, chicken strips, the same, different? Because when I hear chicken tenders, I don't think of chicken nuggets.

Yeah, no. Definitely different than chicken nuggets. Chicken tenders and chicken strips in a lot of places are the same thing. They could get close. They definitely are, but in my head, I don't know if this is true, in my head, the tenders are more, like, uniformly shaped. They're kind of like, they're just like the tenderloins, right? They're all kind of shaped the same, whereas chicken strips are, like,

those are regularly shaped, can be wildly differing sizes and lengths, and those are, like, the strips. You know what I'm saying? Are you the guy that calls, like, are you a boneless wings? Will you call them that? Oh, JT has a great defense of boneless wings. What's my defense? I don't remember.

Is it that good? He doesn't remember. It's that people call them chicken. They just said, oh, it's basically chicken nuggets, but it's a different kind of meat. It's the wing of meat that doesn't have bones in it. No, I don't think it is. No, it's not, bro. It's chicken tenders.

It's a lie. You're in the trap, too. I also, I don't think I've said that. I think you did. Also, if you said that. No, I haven't. Guess what? What I did say, hold on.

What I did say, he just accused me of saying something. I think it's a great thing, so I don't know. It's wrong. I think what you're talking about, as I was referring to, is that B-dubs is getting sued over that fact. B-dubs is being sued right now because they're claiming, like, they sell boneless wings, but it's not wing meat in the wings, so is it really boneless wings? No, but that's what I'm saying. An actual boneless wing is supposed to be wing meat without the bone. No, it is a propaganda thing.

It has never been winged meat. It's just a chicken nugget. It's a chicken nugget that they say it's for children. Boneless wings are for children. It's totally not a chicken nugget. The meat in a chicken nugget is so, so different than the meat in a boneless wing. The meat in a boneless wing and the meat in a chicken tender is the same thing. It's the same thing.

No, you said chicken nugget. I don't care what I said. It's not wings. It's not wing meat. It's not. There's a huge difference between the chicken nugget meat and chicken boneless wing. Don't care about any of it. Chicken tender, boneless wings, same thing.

Honestly, throw chicken nuggets in there. They're not wings. I don't care. Like, I'm not concerned with the titles of the food that I eat like that. That's cool. No, that's fine. I'll enjoy the boneless wings, the chicken nuggets, whatever you want to call them. That's fine.

I like them. No, you can have that really dumb opinion. I'm saying. So it's not fine. I'm saying he said that it was wing meat. That's incorrect. It's supposed to be wing meat. What does that mean?

It's supposed to be the wing or the drum, that meat, without the meat. See, I don't know. I don't know about that because I like white meat. I like white meat everything for chicken. And the wing meat's not white meat. He's wrong. All the boneless wings I've had are white meat chicken. White meat just means like breast meat.

And then like rib meat, like the leg meat, the wing meat, that's all. That thigh meat. I was under the assumption that's what it's supposed to be. If it's not, listen, again, I still don't care. There is an obvious difference. If you blindfolded me, I could – even if I didn't touch them, I could easily taste the difference between a chicken tender and a boneless wing. I think – Easily.

I don't know. I feel like a boneless wing in my experience is – Yes, you can. Well, first of all, chicken nuggets are not generally covered in sauce. That's true. So boneless wings are. That would be the first distinction. secondly i just feel like a boneless wing has always always been like a higher quality than

if i go someplace and order chicken nugget it just feels like a higher quality part of the chicken you know like if i if i go anywhere and order chicken nuggets versus going somewhere and ordering boneless wings i guarantee you like on average across the board those those boneless wings chicken nuggets whatever you want to call them are going to be higher quality i agree that's but yeah I just think chicken tenders just need to

they're just so good and they need they need their props we're taking them for granted yeah we are taking them for granted truly I'm glad that you had to you woke up

and you thought about that like you just I thought you were gonna say you know what I really appreciate when I wake up and my throat's not sore or like my nose isn't running cause you know

that's what I thought you were gonna say you just love chicken tenders I did I was not appreciating chicken tenders enough in my past 26 years of life when's the last time

you had a chicken tender That day. That day I got a chicken. I was like, I need chicken tenders. I'm starting now. Do you have a place? I have a place. I'm not going to give it to you.

Not on air. What the fuck is that? It's gatekeeping. I'm going to gatekeep. It's not a chain? It's a very specific place? It's this place in Queens. Write it down and slip it to me under the table.

It's really good. Take a selfie with the chicken and then send it to the GeoGuessr guy. You guys seen that guy? He'll find it. yeah but okay according to the position of the sun and i see the the airline flying over that was a jet blue that was flight 1375 he'll figure it out that is exactly how it is how he talks yeah there's this is it because he memorizes the geoguessr guy is does he memorize the locations in geoguessr or if i picked if i cherry picked a spot on the map he can find me

So there's like – well, for GeoGuessr specifically, people have gamified GeoGuessr. So there's like a few hundred, maybe a thousand little tricks you can remember to first of all immediately know a country you're in because based off of like certain road signs, certain way the streets are designed, and even certain ways like the certain Google cars. They'll go, oh, this Google car. They can look down and see what color the Google car was that was driving and go, oh, the black car, that was only in Romania. They only drove the Black Armor Mania. Dude, yeah, they gamified it. That feels like cheating to me. Oh, obviously it's cheating.

I mean, but they're scoring mad high. Yeah, and then for each country, they remember rules for where they are there, and it's crazy, man. They've memorized like hundreds, thousands, I don't even know, of these rules and can play by those. There's a guy on TikTok who basically does this, but it's like people will send him cherished family photos

and ask, like, where was this taken? So it's not GeoGuessr. That's Rainbolt. Yeah, yeah. And he'll find it. And this shit is crazy. Like, you can literally take a picture of, like, ten trees, and this motherfucker will find it.

It's like, oh, well, this is the American spruce, so it can only be on the West Coast. So that's what happened. Someone took a picture in front of, like, their favorite bagel spot, and he's like, I don't want to blow this up, so I'm not telling any of y'all where this is. Found it. And then this guy, Rainbolt, I think his name is,

He revealed the location to all of us, and he's doing the world a great service. There's also ones where people will say, try to find out who I am based off of my social media profile. And for that one, you have to ask it, because the guy doesn't want to dox you. But you say, try to find who I am. And you would think that, oh, there's nothing that says

his personality or who he is on his profile. And this guy just finds it. It's crazy. Bam. He goes real deep into, like, what kind of cars you have in the background, like, who on your friend list – like, he'll go into your friends and see if they posted something, and then if he can find something that they posted that says something about you, then he can now find you again. It's so crazy. Going to the friends list again feels like cheating to me. It feels like cheating.

Yeah. Now it's just half my exes. Yeah, I was going to say the problem with that one is that I'd say probably 80% of girls can do exactly that, too. Yeah, that's less impressive to me. But I think it's more to show that if you participate whatsoever in online accounts, no matter how anonymous you think you are, you can be found. It's all so connected that you're linked. Really, your privacy is only as private as the person that took the picture with you. You know, because if you could find everything about them, you could find just as much about you.

I mean, private investigators must have a field day with this. Like, it's so much easier now to track somebody down. Remember when you had to ask people at convenience stores to find people? What the hell? Private investigators just had to fucking sit outside in their car and, like, take pictures outside of these people's houses to figure out where they were going. Now, in reality, they could just set up a ring camera on the telephone pole across the street and probably figure it out themselves. Yeah, gone are the days of they walk into a bar. Is this name mean anything to you?

And the bartender goes, maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. Refresh my memory. And then he gives them 20 bucks and goes, oh, that's. Private investigators used to have to go through so much money to find out information. Now all you need is a fucking social media account and an AirTag. Put on somebody's car, follow them forever. Yeah, that's crazy. That's illegal, though.

That is illegal. Yeah, but good luck finding it. Also, Apple, I think, is trying to do that if an AirTag that isn't yours is around you and being checked on, like, it'll tell your iPhone. It's already out, yeah. If they say this AirTag that has been with you for the past 30 minutes and Apple doesn't, you know, you've never registered an AirTag on your iPhone or it's not your AirTag, they'll tell you now.

I feel like that should have came out a little faster with the AirTags maybe, you know. But that is something that I'll let Apple slide with. It took them that long because when you're in the boardroom of that, you don't really, no one raised their hand and immediately goes, what if there's a freak that's trying to track you? There should have been. There should have been a guy.

That's an easy oversight. Personal tracking devices that are the size of a quarter, you don't think somebody's going to get stalked with it? It's not my first thought. I was very surprised when I heard of that. First of all, why can't people just stop being weird? Can we start there? No.

You're right. That's not how you make these decisions in the boardroom. That's not how people... In fact, you have to probably turn it up to the maximum. It's like, let's assume everybody's weird. Just bring one weird guy in the boardroom. How would you use this to kidnap people or to be creepy? Yeah.

Just bring a CIA guy in there. I feel like a CIA guy could have immediately – Yeah, but now that's – he's going to take it too far. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like I would then bury her in the yard. It's like, no, no, relax. I'd use acid on my fingertips to then get rid of the fingerprints.

We've got to pull all the teeth. All the teeth. All the teeth have got to be gone. No dental records. We don't want that guy either. Then I'm going to go get another person who's dead and take their teeth and stick it back in to have the false dental records. And then I've got to kill that dentist to help me with that job. It's like, all right, everybody.

We're talking about air tags. Yeah. Have you ever had one? I heard they work great. I could probably use one. I don't. For what? The myriad of things I lose on a weekly basis.

Keys. You would need a lot. How much are they? I think a four-pack is like. Packs? They come in like batteries? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.

They're relatively cheap. I think a four-pack is like a hundred and something bucks. Okay. So it's like four. You can track four of your things, and it'll tell you exactly where it is. No need to recharge them or anything. How many? What are you losing so much?

You can put them in your suitcase. Suitcases, bags. Just a backpack, and then if it gets stolen, you know exactly where it is. I guess so. You can tell it's good for the police. Like, you say, oh, my bag got stolen with this, and this is the address it's in. Like, this is the home. Put one in your baby carriage.

Do they run out of batteries? No. No? I mean, probably after a while, but you don't have to charge them. Wait, really? Yeah. So there's no way to charge them? Yeah, I think it's just an internal battery.

It's like a two-year battery life or something? Yeah, maybe you take them to Apple and they replace them. So can you put one in, like, my skin? That was my next thought. Apple's next thing is going to be they come out with one. Skin tracker. Yeah, they just put it in you, and now anyone who has one is, you know, relatively safe to a kidnapper.

You don't think Apple's going to? I don't know if they emit anything. I don't know if their, like, body's safe. Radiating. I don't know if they can be in your body. Well, I mean, I'm not going to be the first adopter. Let someone stick it in their ass and hang out with it for two years, and then maybe I'll try.

But maybe if you're a parent, you're a helicopter parent, you don't want your kids doing something bad, you just pick up the sole of their shoe, carve a little hole in it, put it in there. That's a good parent, and not a good parent also. I don't think that's a very good parent, honestly. But people microchip their dogs, right? Do those have GPSs?

I feel like that's fine, because dogs run away. That's what the microchip is, right? I don't think so. I thought a microchip is just that when the dog gets found and we have no way of knowing whose dog this is, they take it to the vet, and then they scan it and go, oh, this is this person's. Oh, I thought that was a GPS.

There might be more expensive ones that are GPSs. I don't know. And also, air tags are very commonly used on pets. They have, like, pet collars to have an air tag. That's actually a really good use for it. Using it on pets makes sense to me. But that's the thing. If it's kind of in the boardroom of, oh,

people could put it on their pet collars, and we could find all our pets that are running away, You would think the next jump now would be, what about the humans, you know? So now I'm discrediting them in the boardroom now. I'm sure they've already, like, patented the technology to implant one in someone's arm. Oh, dude, it's kind of crazy what technology is patented already from 30 years ago. That's coming. It's, I don't know.

People got to stop thinking about things. Isn't it crazy that, like, hundreds of patents are filed every day? it takes a see what people are thinking about you know or thinking about doing it takes a long time for a patent to go through it does and i think tens of thousands of dollars you need to have like a patent writer or a lawyer like write up a whole entire document explaining what you want to patent you need to can't just be like i want to make a robot fish and then patent that why do you why do you why do you got i was 13 i was just saying the process is a lot more complicated than that that's all i'm saying well i found that out the hard way and now it's a

billion dollar industry thank you for reminding me again like i don't wake up in night sweats about it where did my lemur go that's a good question i'll find it later there was there anything that um your parents didn't believe in when you were kids what do you mean you wanted to do something and they just didn't back you up oh i thought you meant like what they didn't believe in like my parents for many years did not believe in gps technology what do you mean like car gps's that were like i know i know better like i know i know the the direction it's trying to take me on the george washington bridge and you're supposed to go on the lincoln tunnel and then we get there and there's a huge traffic jam in the tunnel because because this

man can't predict traffic the thing is though that that i mean that used to be no because all gps's didn't predict traffic either that used to be correct we're like if you knew the area you would know better than your gps a lot of times that has not been true for a long time and also because i i don't disagree with them in the sense that oh this gps is telling my car and all these other fucking cars to go there i'm gonna go the other way so i don't get caught in traffic but then you realize it's new york and there's traffic anywhere everywhere and like i said i mean Google knows when something, like, when there's a crash, you know? They know all these things.

Apparently, Google Maps, all that data is from Google phones, right? Like, Samsung's? That's what I heard. I don't know. I would assume it's just from any Google Maps user, no? I thought it said something that it's from where Google Maps is the primary function. You know how Apple has Apple Maps? Suck, by the way.

I don't know why Apple Maps is so much worse. It's getting better. I actually like the interface more recently of Apple Maps. Specifically, like on a highway, it tells you – it makes it very clear like which exit like ramp you're supposed to use. And Google can be a little fishy with that. Google can suck at that, which like Google sucking at that can add 15 minutes to a trip. Oh, for sure.

Oh, my God, dude. There are – you miss a turn and added one hour. How did we do this? When going to the studio It's the exit Right before The bridge to get into the city Right before it

Also guess what No indication of an exit If you stay on it It'll just right to the bridge Right to the bridge Truly Seven minutes away from destination Hour 20

Really Cause you gotta go all the way into the city Then back out And then around again When I experienced it It's more on road trips. I was in Vermont, and you missed the exit. And the next exit is not far, 10 miles.

It's 10 miles this way, 10 miles that way. I did like 35 minutes of the trip. You know what you do then? Give up. No. Go home. No, not that far. Just go home.

Well, first of all, it's going to take you fucking an extra hour to go home now because of that. But no, if it adds that much time, I'm sorry. I'm using one of the cop things, the things to turn around. If I'm on the highway, bro, whoever designed that highway, it's their fault. There's 10 miles to the next exit and a chance to go the other way. It's like, bro, okay, or there's a half mile or one mile towards this cop turnaround. You're forcing my hand here. Honestly.

You really are. I never even thought about that. I've never done that. Oh, I've thought about every way to game the traffic system. Yeah, but I'm saying I've never done that. Like, I've never used the cop lane. Done it twice, maybe. You just mean the dirt road section in between this side of the highway and that side pretty much sometimes?

Pretty much, yeah. There's a break in the guardrail. It's meant for cops. It has a no U-turn symbol on it, like a sign. You should have just sat there. I'm sorry, bro. You're going to add 35 minutes to my trip because I missed one exit, and I have to drive 10 miles this way, 10 miles that way. At this point, I'm saving the earth.

I just saved a full gallon of gas. you ever drive to a place and realize there was no parking and just went home i've done that twice i've done that two times i don't think i've ever done that there's always parking it's just how far you want to walk yeah yeah and at some point it was so far i was back home and i just went inside it's just it was it was just i'm not doing it i have had that where i've been looking for parking looking for parking driving around driving around and then i find a spot and i go i'm only like half a block closer to this place than my house yeah just parking back home yeah around here already hard to park and then they added these like corner gardens on almost every

block yeah i saw that there's these corner gardens that take up a full car spot on the corners of the street huh i don't know what i don't know why it took away you guys show me one of those i don't remember you'll see it you'll see absolutely you see that stupid garden there my car used to be there it's so fucking dumb i saw i saw i saw one with a sign that said like hi i'm a drainage garden like it talked to you that's what the sign was trying to talk to me and i know exactly why they're there it's because some old bat who doesn't even drive or park complained about pooling water and now i can't park to get into the bar and drive home that's Sure, and that's crazy, the impact you can have on your local city.

Like, we could literally change the city we live in by just, you know, trying to gather the people and having a good idea and saying this should be here. And then adding bike lanes is like a crazy change to a city, but we can do it. Yeah. We shouldn't. No, don't want them. Don't want them. I don't want a bunch of fucking bikers around here, dude. First of all, people use everything as the bike lane around here, so it doesn't matter.

Giving them a lane is not going to do anything. I like a protected bike lane because then it's like okay well now if you're driving on the street now I can actually honk at you because you're being an asshole protected bike lane

it's like the street and then parking and then the bike lane is on the right here it's like they have their own thing yeah

like it's in the city a lot I like that yeah I mean get them as far away from me as possible yeah exactly and then like I said if someone's

like fucking right next to your car and swerving it out like an asshole you can say hey there's a fucking lane for this buddy dude there was this loser guy on a loser scooter

probably in like 40s and it was he was perfectly on a one way where I couldn't pass him because I was afraid that this fucking idiot was going to fall off under my tires and also he was going so slow that

it was frustrating me and then he gave me the look back and he went there's space and then I wanted to hit him then I wanted to hit him what are you doing on a scooter like a razor scooter a razor scooter razor scooter

This man was on a Razor scooter holding up traffic over here. Tell me if you could flip a coin and hit him, maybe it could land on heads. I've definitely thought about hitting bikers. For sure. I mean, who hasn't? Yeah, like just opening the door. While they're passing? Yeah.

Passing? Oh, you're just going to ram them? You know what the biggest problem with bikers is? is like bro they choose they pick and choose they cherry pick when to abide by the road rules yeah because they're like oh they'll be right in the middle of the street and and going and you can't pass them because they're in the middle of the street and technically they're right like they are you're supposed to be treated as a car in that instance and you know they're going fucking slow but that's the law and then when they get to a stoplight they go right through it because i'm a

bike i don't need to listen to the fucking green traffic lights it's like so dumb lights aren't going to tell me what to do i don't know i feel like a lot of these like rentable scooters are causing real problems first of all people are riding these things without helmets which is like incredibly dangerous and there's like a there's like a personality type you have to have driving wise to ride one of these things like you do have to be very bold and like kind of know what you're doing and these people are just do not know what they're doing i saw some guy on the highway one you can't be here you're not allowed to be allowed to be here you haven't put the the work in the training in to know how to use these mopeds yeah you're just fucking renting one for the next

hour there is a lot of blind confidence for someone to who steps onto a motorized scooter or something just a lot of blind confidence well it seems easy yeah exactly see that's that's that's what that's the problem right there i'm a big believer that everybody knows how to drive like in their head i'm not what like like like even if you're not good at it like people who don't know how to drive like or have never learned like unless you have really never been around cars or in cars like you know how to do it you know what to do there are people who have been doing it for 20 years and they don't know how to do it they know how to do it they're just bad at there's a big difference that they know how to do it like everybody i'm i'm a huge believer that

anybody who doesn't know how to drive a car life or death situation could get in the car and make it go no it's not that hard no because people people i've been in the car with someone who was like bro i can't i can't change the the the gear i can't change it what the hell what the hell and after trying to figure out like i don't know why it's not changing i went do you have your foot on the brake you went oh

and then did that there are times where I accidentally slip and put the parking brake on and even I take 10 minutes figuring out how to turn it off it's

sometimes it's hard when it's electronic and it's just the button you gotta do weird fucking things with your feet oh I'm so sorry fucking mechanical

the light should be on though it is on it's still hard to get on I couldn't do it I was just stuck in the middle of the road for a curly smile I'm a fancy electric one

alright so I'm I'm clearly talking to people beneath me here that don't understand my problem. But yeah, no. Oh, what about stick shift? You can't just throw someone into stick shift. I didn't say that. That's crazy.

I didn't say that. I'm saying, so it wasn't always. We nerfed the cars so that a baby could drive, but it wasn't always like that. All right, well, so you're agreeing that anybody can drive a regular car, an automatic car. Not a spaceship. It does feel like a spaceship.

It's a spaceship a little bit. It does feel like a spaceship. You ever try a stick shift? I've never tried an actual stick shift. I've driven manual, but not stick. I've sat in the car with someone trying to explain it. Wait, there's a difference? Yeah, so manual, it's just like a lot of regular cars can be put into manual.

But stick shift has like a clutch, a whole different pedal that you need to do when you change. Oh, that's what I thought manual was. They're two different? No, so like my car, for example, or like Antonio's old Camaro has like paddle shifters, and you can like drive manually. But it's different than a stick shift. I don't know how it's different. car people are going to yell at me but it is different let them yell let them honk let them yell probably we should give like the death penalty to anyone who's like who's not using

their signal probably like three strikes if they will say you get six months in jail the first time one year and then the third time you get the death penalty if you get caught not using the turn signal uh same goes for driving on the shoulder okay um i hate driving too sometimes when i'm driving when they're driving on the shoulder and i see them coming i think like should i just like put my little just like just sort of swerve into this lane a little bit so that they can't pass i think you should i think i should too if i had a lot of money i definitely would oh my god yeah that'd be incredible first of all great lawsuit i say oh god i think i might have a i think i might have a uh a flat tire they fucking ram into the back of me you can't be driving on

the shoulder like that it's the whole point of the shoulder he's one of the people who does it this is why he looks i do not drive on the shoulder oh i've been in the car with you when You've done it. When have I done that? When the exit to our house gets real long and you skip the line. Oh, that's fine. That's what I'm referring to. Oh, I thought you were talking about just driving.

It's a three lane and now it's a four. I thought that's what you were talking about. No one's on the shoulder if it's no traffic or anything. It could still be. I'm saying, you know. Oh, you're talking about just cutting lines? Yeah, sit in your line and spend an extra hour in traffic, you dope. Like, it doesn't make any sense.

Okay, death penalty. That's all I'm saying. You're going to get a ticket one day. First of all, let me get caught, and then I'll do it again, because that ticket's worth the hour I would have spent in line waiting with you people. Ooh, I'm pretty sure that's a really big ticket. Is it? Like, bigger than other-

It might be points, honestly. Yeah, I think it's bigger than other traffic violations, I think. Just be careful when you're driving. That's it. And also, I guess we leave them with that, for sure. Wow. Is the timer ready? All right, tell them where to find you, JT.

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