Picky Boys Podcast - Having The Bees Do Our Dirty Work - Picky Boys Podcast #169
Episode Date: May 23, 2021New merch is available here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio, Jt, and Danny discuss bee pollinating, animals as pets, sad teachers who make fun of students, and how 23 & Me ruin...ed my marriage! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys
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All the pictures of the dogs are in teacups.
Abstinence is the only way.
More than you can afford.
To this third grader.
Can beat us.
Nope.
I don't see him.
Every animal.
We were doing a little podcast segment and now it's ruined my parents' marriage.
Carried away, you know, we just went right into it.
Dun dun dun dun.
Welcome back to the Picky Boys Podcast.
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Welcome.
Who are you?
I'm Antonio.
I'm JT.
And I'm Danny.
Let's get into the nitty gritty.
Let's jump.
right into it. Let's start picnicking.
Which sneeze do you stop at
with the, okay, like, God bless you.
I request that people
don't say it ever. Oh, ever?
I think that's such a dumb, God bless you.
People get offended if you don't say it.
Yeah, yeah. People get butt hurt.
There's also, like, three myths
of how it started.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
People always have a different reason
for it. Some people say it's
they think your soul is trying to
escape so oh so people used to say god bless you so that god would put your soul back in your ass
or whatever right another reason is like as people said that oh back you know in 500 years ago if you
sneeze there's like a 50 chance you're dying because we don't have medicine and the doctor's
gonna like cut open your foot to let you bleed out right all right so they say god bless you like
because if you sneeze like yeah so if little timmy sneezes before medicine they'll be like oh that's
the first sign of he's going bye-bye i've also heard the one that when you sneeze your heart
like skips a beat
and so
it's like
essentially like
God bless you
that's not true right
what about if you sneeze
is it
if you sneeze
barf and
burp
fart and burp
at the same time you die
what about that one
there's so many myths
around sneezing
that is
or if you sneeze
with your eyes open
your eyes will come out
I could see that happening
that might be true
dude I could see your eyes
popping out of your head
it could happen
actually
semi easily
no you could definitely
sneeze with your eyes open
no you can't
that's a fact
you definitely can't
No, the fact is you can't.
If you went like this and sneezed, you wouldn't be able to do it?
Your eyes will shoot out like rockets.
And honestly, I think you won't be able with force to even hold them open.
It might slip through your fingers.
Yeah.
If you have another sneeze coming up, try it.
Look dead into the camera and try it.
Now, of course, the sneeze isn't coming.
You want me to tickle your nose?
No, that doesn't do it for me.
Take off your...
That doesn't do it for you?
You want me to tickle your balls?
Get some pepper?
Yeah, yeah.
Pepper will do it.
I don't care what you say.
You got to take off your glasses, though.
I don't care what you say.
You do a line of pepper.
You're sneezing, buddy.
There is an allergy report every day.
With the weather report, some days are worse than others.
I don't know what creates that.
I'm sure they have some spinning thing with a circle.
I've seen that, yeah.
It's like pollen is high today.
It's like, you know what?
How about we turn it down?
Keep it low.
What is pollen?
Is it tree jizz?
Yeah.
It is, right?
Me and JT are on it today.
And flower, I believe.
Oh, and flower.
Yeah, flower squirt.
Well, I think it's kind of like a broad term.
like pollen is that, but I think
there's a specific type of pollen
that is the allergy
inducer. Right, because if bees could
roll around in flower semen
and then make other flowers,
it has to be some kind of reproductive of a flower.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Well, the bees cover themselves in the jizz. They roll around
in it, yeah. And then they go to another
flower. They go to another flower and like, hey, you want this?
Not a lot of consent in the flower world.
I mean, they're literally jizzing all over
Danny's face and nose right now. Yeah, they didn't ask Danny
for it. But the bees don't even know what they're
doing. The flowers
trick them into doing it for them by giving
them a sweet surprise. Wow, then these flowers
are really bad people. Get rid of them all.
I like how we keep cutting down the trees.
Keep cutting them all down. Vegetarians got it right.
Which I think is pretty crazy.
Speaking of myths, I guess we're myth busters
today, or myth inquisitors today.
You hear about the myth, like if you dip a french fry in
seltzer or something, you throw it at a seagull, it'll
explode? No. Something like
that? Not seltzer, but like some
chemical will make, I swear to God
this is real. Cyanide? No,
No, that'll pass it out.
Something, I don't know what it's, but something if you stuff it with a fry, a French fry,
like something that they'll eat, you know, they'll explode.
I've heard rice, obviously.
Like uncooked rice, because when it gets in their stomach, it absorbs all the water.
They explode.
Wait, so, okay.
So maybe I'm talking about rice.
You've never heard that?
I haven't heard about any seagulls exploding, period.
No, all birds.
You're like, you know, people throw rice at weddings, which, why the fuck are we doing that?
But people...
It gets in your eye, you know?
Yeah, I mean, I guess people just sometimes
like to have something to throw.
Like some kind of fetty thing.
But yeah, if you do uncooked rice
at your wedding, you're just killing a bunch of birds.
That's why they stopped it.
I think you should be allowed to shoot any seagull
or bird on sight.
Okay.
I would potentially be in support of that.
Like pellet gun?
Slingshot?
No actual weapons.
But if you have...
No actual weapons.
Well, I mean, I guess if you're at your house.
If you're on the beach, you can have a little pellet gun.
Okay.
Just defend your area.
Okay.
Every bird.
I mean, well, my neighbor's got a parrot.
No, no, no, of course not.
Because I'll get rid of that parrot.
No, you can't shoot birds that belong to other people.
All right, so what if all the...
I remember that parrot.
That parrot.
So what about all these...
What if I claim a lot of pigeons as my pets?
Now there's a legal loophole.
I don't know if they are yours.
Can you just claim a pigeon?
There are laws about this stuff.
If I took a year and went to the park and caught pigeons
and put little strings around them and flew them around.
Dude, any pet that doesn't know its own name,
like you name it Spot, you name it Birdie, whatever,
and it can't know that and respond to that,
it doesn't even know it exists.
Is that really your pet?
You know?
If I have a lizard, you know?
I think parrots can do it.
I do think parrots can do it.
Parrots probably can.
JT's a big dog blower.
JT blowing dogs all the time.
I think the reptiles are the flaw in your case here, because those are definitely pets.
No, but he's saying, do they deserve to be pets?
But I'm saying, like, is it really your pet?
Yeah.
Or is it just, like, an animal you've kind of trapped?
That you've, that you put in this cage.
Like, it doesn't care about you.
It's literally a cold reptilian.
And, dude, cats will, cats will eat you.
Yeah.
If you're dead.
Cats will eat you if they find you in your house.
I think every single pet is a weird relationship
which you just captured this animal
and it's now relying on you to survive.
I think that's a weird relationship, period,
with all of them.
I understand what you're saying, though,
about if it knows its name
and you can have this relationship with it.
It's a little bit different,
but I think it's all weird.
I really don't think it's weird with dogs.
I'm a big dog blower.
I'll blow every dog.
Danny, yeah.
But if I let my dog out, if I drove him five miles away and just kicked him out of the car and went home, he's going to try to come back.
He likes it there.
Any other animal, pretty much, that's not the case.
Like a lizard, it's going to ride off and run into the woods.
Yeah, a lizard will go to the nearest fly and eat it or something.
I don't believe in pet ownership.
I will never own a pet.
Yeah, Danny's abolish all pets.
Once we start getting robot pets, now we're talking here.
You wouldn't have a pet monkey?
No.
What?
Oh, dude.
Dude, what about a spider monkey?
You know the ones that fit on your little finger?
Does it exist?
Or is that in the movies?
Maybe when they're babies, they do.
Dude, I would...
You could definitely, like,
genetically modify them to keep them that small.
They do it with teacup dogs.
Teacup pigs, first of all.
Wait, what?
Also, teacup pigs don't exist.
Wait, I didn't say pigs.
Yeah, they just, like...
No, dogs.
There's teacup dogs.
That's what they're called.
They're not called teacup dogs.
I swear to God they're called teacup dogs.
You're making stuff up.
No, they're called teacup pigs.
But they are dogs.
No, no, no.
They're teacup pigs.
And then there's like little purse dogs.
You're talking about like little purse dogs?
I promise you it's a teacup dog.
All the pictures of the dogs are in teacups.
None of them are in teacups.
Oh, my God.
You know a dog that can fit in a teacup?
Yeah, they're teacup dogs.
And they're fully grown?
I think so.
And then they die in like a couple months, you know?
What?
Well, like dogs that small, their lifespan is like a year or two.
You just made this dog up.
I didn't make this dog up.
This is not a real canine.
I don't think it's, no.
What are teacup pigs, then?
Just baby pigs?
No, they don't exist.
What I'm talking about exists is what I'm saying.
Is there any real line between,
or is there any reason to have a line
between what we call food and pet?
Like, is there any reason for it?
It's just kind of made up, right?
Totally.
Because we don't base it on intelligence at all.
Because pigs, we eat so many pigs,
and they're so smart.
We don't base it on intelligence.
What do we base it on?
On taste?
We base it on taste, right?
Probably taste.
It's like, ooh, this is...
Dogs didn't taste good,
so we're like, all right,
we're going to make you a friend.
This horse carries our stuff.
Can't eat that.
This pig tastes like bacon.
Yeah.
Horse, you know, in Iceland,
if you go get a burger,
you're eating horse.
That's because that's all they got,
but it's also very, like, rough meat
or some tough meat, you know,
because it's all muscle.
This also all goes into my whole philosophy
is that I basically don't shuttle anywhere.
I don't eat any animals.
He eats dogs every day.
Yeah, Daniel eats dogs.
I mean, I don't have any moral conundrum with eating a dog if it was, like, you know, popular in the culture.
I don't see, like you were just saying, I don't see why it's different.
Like, to me, they're just animals, and if we're going to kill one of them, you know, we're going to kill them.
If we're going to kill one, I'm going to kill them all.
The reason I would agree with everything you just said, except for I would draw lines at dogs and only dogs, and it's because—
You're a dog blower.
No, well, because, yes, and because I don't like that this is what I am now.
Because we literally have co-evolved with them, and they are literally so goddamn loyal.
They are called man's best friend for a reason.
They have co-evolved with us.
Like hunting companions.
And that thing looks up to you and thinks you're the greatest being in the world, and now he's on your dinner plate.
Also, a caveman having a wolf as a hunting companion would be so freaking cool.
Just seeing that, I'd be like, that's awesome.
And now there's little women holding their little teacup dogs.
That's the only reason I would draw it.
I just feel like it's such a betrayal to eat a dog.
It's literally such a species betrayal because they're so loyal and they care about us so much.
I feel like if that's your stance you're holding, I feel like then it's super betrayal to eat a horse.
I feel like horse is what got us through every revolution almost.
Oh, you're right.
So dogs and horses are out.
But then every war we lost has also been horses' fault.
Yeah, but probably some battles we won, too, were horses' fault.
So you can't.
I mean, the horse.
War horse.
Yeah, boom.
So it evens out.
Even Stevens.
So dog and horses, boom.
No.
I didn't agree.
I'm saying we lost a bunch of battles because the other team had faster and better horses.
That's rude.
So just even Stevens.
They carried our.
Oh, so you're saying it's a wash.
Yeah, it's a wash.
Eat the horses.
That's rude.
Again, I just don't think a dog would be good.
I think if dogs were tasty, there'd be a much hotter debate around this.
You don't know until you try it.
Well, I'm saying, but people know.
People eat dogs all over the world.
It definitely doesn't taste like bacon.
And I don't think it's a very favorable meat to eat.
I mean, I don't know if we've ever done this on camera, but I know we talked about it.
Do you think, I forgot where we stand.
Do you think that if every animal combined could beat us?
Nope.
I don't stand for that.
Every animal?
And they could talk.
They could talk.
Always a big question.
Including bugs?
Bugs can't count.
Bugs are the great equalizers.
We can literally...
What does winning count as?
If there's only five people left,
does that count as win?
And there's nothing else left.
Does that count as win for the people?
I feel like winning...
How do you win in war?
You beat them so bad that they go,
okay, you know what?
We'll go back to our oceans.
They could literally just have a fallout shelter underground,
the one acre property,
nuke, literally glass the whole rest of the planet.
That is not winning.
And that's why my question, you didn't answer it.
That is not winning.
But is it not?
Is it not winning?
How is that winning?
Technically, that's a dub.
Technically, yeah.
And all the lions are like, well, we fucked up somehow.
And you go to that bunker in Iceland.
You know about the bunker in Iceland?
It's like Noah's Ark.
It has all seeds from all of the food we have stored in this big nuclear file container.
And I think it has semen-fertilized eggs and shit.
And it's like it's pure purpose is like if there was some kind of disastrous fallout and someone found this, they'd have it shot, I guess.
Who's the lucky fucking jizz in there?
Who's the lucky guy who's jizz in there?
It's definitely some like Joe Schmo, not helpful guy.
Oh, you think they saved Einstein?
No.
Well, not mine.
Mine's not there.
With as much planning as they put into it, I'm sure they picked a suitable contender.
Yeah, they probably picked like athletes, right?
Right, and then like smart people.
You need a couple normals.
You know you have to have a college degree to donate sperm in New York?
They only want – we don't want to breed more – well, I guess whatever their metric of –
That's such a funny metric to have.
Whatever metric – I know what they're trying to get at.
It's not like a legal thing or anything.
It's just that these sperm banks, they want top quality.
They want top people.
It's whatever the metric of top quality is at the time.
There's a whole bunch of stuff they require.
the college degree you need to be over six foot like blue eyes is preferred so you get more money
or they just won't take you like do you get paid for that yeah but you have to apply and you have
to be like the alpha male human yeah like a sit down little boy but i feel like that could fuck
with your head easily you know it's like i'm what's that i'm hot head honcho it's like that
horrible movie with vince vaughn where he like has 50 kids because he donated sperm one time
yeah but they're not but it's like you have to i mean you you just you live your knowledge knowing
that your spawn is out there.
I would have no trouble sleeping.
Yeah, but I feel like that's not...
Once you do that,
that's the severed tie, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
It's like, these aren't his kids.
They're not his kids.
I'd be like, man, it'd be cool
if I ran into one one day.
Yeah, I'd be like, yeah, what's up, Dad?
But I'm not going to lose sleep.
But I feel like if you have like 100 kids,
I feel like at least the ones that are doing bad,
at least 15 of them will try to come find you.
And if they do, it'd be like,
well, this is confusing.
I think there's, in terms of sperm banks at least,
there's a pretty like solid line of privacy protection like it's impossible for them to find
you you know i think it's i think it's yeah i'm sure the sperm bank's got real high security i
think it's like a choice i think they do i don't know it's like a very uh they're you know it yeah
i think it is also a choice you you can say yeah if you want to disclose who you are yeah but if
you don't i think you're you're you know it's pretty protected because it's really really
fucking hard to find your biological
parent if you don't know at
all who it is. You just know it's a guy
in the grid or New York area.
There's a guy somewhere. If they're even
still there. Yeah. I don't even
know if it's possible, really. Eh, people do it.
I mean, if you're one of those
people who looks exactly
like your parents, then
maybe, because then, but I mean,
you live here 40, 50 years, maybe
once, eventually someone goes, you know,
Joey's kid, you look
You just look like my pal back in the day.
And you have to go prick them.
Hey, come take a look at this.
Get a blood sample.
No, you go to their regular hangout spots.
You see what they do.
You get their hair, bro.
You walk by them.
You take their hair out of baseball caps.
Your hair's falling out all the time.
Will the hair do it?
I feel like it's always a blood test.
You need a prick?
Yeah.
You could definitely do hair.
They do hair DNA crime scenes all the time.
Yeah, but I think that's like reserve technology.
I don't know if you can just find a hair man.
Or when they go to the restaurant and they take a sip of their water,
You get their saliva DNA like that.
You take the clump.
I think you just stab them.
I did.
Yeah, I guess that's easy, too.
Saliva definitely works, because that's what I did.
I did a doggy DNA test, and I had to finger my dog's mouth for like 30 seconds with a little.
Oh, yeah, saliva works, too.
That's what they do for 23andMe.
Yeah, yeah.
They extend you a two when you.
Like that.
Oh, my, yeah.
I was just going to make another JT blowing a dog's mouth.
We should totally do that.
We should totally do that on the podcast.
23andMe?
Yeah, like all like reveal, like Maury style, you know, reveal who we are.
Who's the father?
It's like, Danny, we're related.
Yeah, I was thinking that.
It's like, what?
One of us is absolutely going to be like 0.1% Native American or something.
JT.
I'll put money on JT.
I think my sister already did one, so wouldn't it be pointless?
It would be the same thing, right?
That's what you think.
Yeah, and then you're not.
It's like now marriage is crumbling now.
We were doing a little podcast segment
and now it's ruined my parents' marriage.
They'll be like, this fucking podcast.
Yeah.
Oh, that's terrifying.
How many people you think that's happened to?
The dad's like, listen, or the mom probably.
The mom's like, listen, you can't get a 23 and me.
You can't do it.
I've heard of that happening.
I mean, just on online Reddit threads and stuff.
But it's not as forward as that.
it's more like they just refuse to pay for it and like oh that's stupid don't do that like like
seriously don't right it's like it's a waste that's a waste it's a waste of i already know
exactly what you are you're this this and this just don't do it don't yeah seriously don't do
it dude but then like but now you're they do it now my head is going i'm like oh god what what
am i you know it's like am i adopted not that my mom is hiding this terrible secret from my father
yeah i'm trying to think who would be like the most prone to like a surprising result i feel
like it barely you like different places in europe you know i think my sister did i don't think it
was anything i think there was a little bit of scandinavian which none of us knew that but aren't
you yeah but aren't you like you keep claiming that you're a little bit spanish you could have
some 75 irish and 25 spanish that's how but spanish from spain yeah spanish from spain spain
but also that could be he's not a latinx i'm not i'm not latinx but i am but i am hispanic i mean
just look you know that's what that is what that's what the definition is yeah i'm just saying
danny would mark it on his sats yeah hispanic is spanish-speaking countries so it doesn't include
brazil okay and latinx doesn't it but isn't it weird that that tiny that tiny little country
in europe is the reason that like half of south america all of it speaks spanish you know that
language didn't originate down there yeah i mean conquerors yeah conquistadors that's what they
call them i don't know dude what about is it so i know this this fact right is it true that
i know this fact right but is it true that the fucking what was his name atilla the hun right
are 95 of like anybody in asia related to him is that it's not that high but it is a ridiculous
number it's high dude it's like way past a d minus it's like it's a high percentage it's like
70 80 80 percent well i mean i guess if you go back in history and you think about it i mean it
is like exponential growth you know because every every branch makes you know sometimes usually
makes two branches and then two branches and it just keeps and keeps going he's he's he probably
like he's probably patient zero for like three stds that are around today yeah or at least or
at least some of the stds dna could be traced back with him you know and like yeah helix but also
where do you draw the line
in what's related
and what's not
because everyone on earth
is 50th cousins or less
see when you start
thinking about
those numbers
so if everyone on earth
is 50 cousins or less
that means probably like
I'm just making up numbers
here
it's like the uncle
well I'm saying that
if someone's like
even the same race as you
you're probably like
15 to 20
right there
yeah
I don't know
Alabama
well that's like
that's like third four
that's one or two
that's third four
no
do I
that's zeroth cousin
That's brother-sister.
That's brother-sister.
That's incest.
Thank you, JT.
By the way, are you about to die right now on your computer here?
Ooh, good catch.
Good catch.
If it turned off, would it get corrupted, like the audio or not?
No, it would have just stopped there.
It's actually really good.
That's why I use this one.
It's really good with that.
Because I know one of my favorite streamers, that happens.
That always sucks.
You ever have a project you're working on, or something happens, crashes, all of it goes
just wiped away, and you just kind of sit there in silence for a while.
you're like oh dude yeah that's like that is the darkest thoughts anybody will ever have or like
you you have a big project for your job and everything kaputs oh my god that's probably
the closest like you know you grit your grit your hand a little bit yeah you're like am i gonna
restart this project or kill myself yeah yeah both options they're they sound so good right now
yeah when i was uh in in school for architecture people people bring in a lot of models and they're
very fragile and on more than one occasion i've seen someone like at the door on the elevator
just their whole night you know weeks of worth just crash and burn in front of them and most
of them just either like stay silent walk away and then some of them have you know total oh total
breakdown breakdown breakdown like crying in the elevator i always feel so bad for like i see well
i don't feel bad because i hope they made it to the destination but the kids that have their whole
like planetary system
on the bus
I used to see
like this is
this could go
one douche kid
can ruin this guy's
night
this whole day
those always used to be
my favorite projects
like in school
like I love
shoebox
I love a good
yeah diorama
diorama
they're so
they're so much
they were so fun
so crafty to make
no definitely the clay
little animals
and forest
and a shoebox
was way ago
yeah I like those projects
what about
do you guys have teachers
that
dude wasn't it weird
like when a teacher would own a kid he would wreck him what the hell is that oh oh oh okay
yeah like just get owned like i remember we're in third grade maybe and oh that art teacher
yeah dude exactly right this is what i'm saying third grade art teacher this poor child the art
teacher said uh my friend like he's kind of a class clown so some teachers didn't like him maybe
i don't know he was being genuine at the time she was talking about her art outside of work
She's an art teacher, and of course, she's an artist who's probably failing.
That's why she's taking out on him.
I can see where this is going.
Anyway, she said she makes works outside of work, and he just asked, I guess it's kind
of rude, but he asked in a super genuine way, and he's in third grade.
He was like, oh, how much do you make from that?
There it is.
Or how much do they sell for?
It's something just like-
And she said, more than you can afford to this third grader.
So $2.50 when I pay for lunch?
More than your lunch money, bucko.
And then the whole class obviously goes, oh.
It's like, did you get owned, dude?
Just get decimated.
Dude, what if the kid pops out like a fat wallet, like $200,
and she just starts crying?
Like, say what's up now.
Well, no matter how much, we could pull out a million dollars.
She's like, it's more than that.
She can't conceive.
She can't conceive after that.
But did you guys have teachers who were just like,
like looking back on it, you know,
it's like that's a child that you just insulted well a lot of teachers flex their power yeah uh
we we definitely had a teacher did you get on was a teacher of a specialty subject who did
that specialty subject as you know in his like as trying to do it as a career and he was very bad at
it i'm you know what i mean by that i lost yeah you gotta track you got it like i don't want to
say it though you just gotta just say the subject i so okay so we had a teacher that uh taught
poetry oh my god and he did poems outside of the school and he he had a few books that were
published and they were all bad bad bad not they were all not good and i thought and it's it was
almost tragic because he was a fantastic teacher oh good teacher fantastic teacher and he did teach
good poetry yeah but there was obviously a disconnect because it it didn't translate
like his work wasn't there or maybe i was too you know enlightened i don't know because there
were other kids in my class that were writing something i'd be like oh you know you know how
you know it's bad he would sneak in his own poems into into us judging other people's poems so it
would like the next slide would be like this random poem and everyone would go this shit sucks
And then at the end of the class, he was like,
every poem that was voted negatively was my poem in my book.
And everyone was like, no.
Or he puts these obscure poems up and asks you to guess the meaning,
and then they get all of them right.
And for his, they're like, oh, I think this is about compensating
for his small penis.
Yeah, definitely.
Oh, I saw that, too.
I read that.
It's like, this looks like someone who really wants to be good at poetry,
but is very bad at it.
And is writing poetry about it.
And now he's teaching it.
He just starts getting married.
He's like, they're obviously talking about this.
That's happened definitely on so many occasions.
Oh, God.
Yeah, it wasn't great.
That just happened right now, though.
That actually doesn't make any sense because I charged them all today.
Well, we still got full battery on the left and middle.
Yeah.
Was there sex ed in prep?
Yeah, kind of.
It happened to be our friend's mom.
Well, she was out, right?
That was as much sex ed as you got, mom.
I don't think I got any sex ed.
I think my religion teacher at one point said,
like, hey, you should be using condoms.
The core of the entire program was abstinence is the only way
to protect yourself from both pregnancy and STDs.
That was the final send-off.
It's like, don't have sex.
Don't get pregnant.
Don't have sex or you'll get pregnant and die
Yeah
Meanwhile the whole religion is based around
The lady who didn't have sex and got pregnant
Prostitute
Not a prostitute
I'm pretty sure she was prostitute
Mary Magdalene
She was a whore
She was friends with Jesus
Oh friends with Jesus
I get it buddy
Jesus was one of her clients
True
Mother Mary
The Virgin Mary
is his mom.
Yeah, I know that much.
I just thought
there was,
I don't know.
Imagine not getting
fucking,
getting the worst
like part of sex
and not even having it.
I know, dude.
What if,
can you imagine
like us, right?
Right now,
one of our friends
came up to us
and said,
hey, my girlfriend
is pregnant.
You're full of shit.
And we've never had sex.
Isn't that crazy?
Aren't we so lucky?
Cuck.
You gotta like smack the,
you know,
it's like,
it's like what,
it's like dude.
She's not living in reality.
Yeah, it's like dude,
what's up?
But I'm sure
some woman has tried
to pass off
cheating as
a divine intervention.
We have a whole religion based on that.
I'm saying after that
they're like, no, I'm one of them
too. Maybe our son
is Jesus too.
You get one of these.
We get one in a lifetime.
We get one mulligan.
One mulligan.
You ever back a girl into a corner? She'll just start
saying anything. I guess same with guys too.
verbal corner verbal corner catcher in a lie i guess same thing with guys too it's like no no
i just imagined a terrified girl in an alleyway
that's not gonna work on you what do you have to say you think pepper spray could stop me
um yeah no that's yeah well that's uh anybody back into a corner starts you know
blabbing about whatever.
It was Jesus.
That's why CIA torture doesn't work.
It's because they found that overwhelmingly,
if you torture somebody who knows information
or doesn't know information,
they'll talk whether it's true or not
just to stop being tortured.
Yeah, I mean, it's half true.
That's also like the politically correct thing to look at.
Here's the issue.
If they have information and you torture them,
they'll spill it.
And if they don't have information, they'll make it up.
So you have a hard time knowing, was that real information,
or was he just trying to get out of the pain?
Yeah.
But if they have information and you torture them, they'll spill it.
Well, there's some good soldiers out there.
Again, people will literally make up shit to get out of that pain.
So people who actually have shit will give it up.
Quick.
But then, I mean, if they're really good,
why wouldn't they just make something up to get out of it?
First of all, quick, because then they check on it, and it's not true.
If this turns out to be a lie, we're going to come back and kill you, fam.
If you're talking about the hyper-trained Navy SEALs that have been trained over and over to do this, yeah, maybe not.
But for the average.
Yeah, like a guy who just saw a beating or something.
Yeah, and also, yeah, I mean.
Did you ever read that fact that in order to film the Grinch, Jim Carrey went to a CIA torture endurance specialist?
Dude, that's crazy.
Because his makeup was so heavy.
and just hard to wear that he literally got trained
on how to deal with torture in order to film that movie,
which is a good movie.
How do you guys feel about like...
Here we go.
Danny said he'd be waterboarded, side note.
I try it.
Yeah, but how do you feel about like,
oh, I was playing this Navy SEAL for this role,
so I went to war and killed people in preparation.
Just the over-the-top method acting.
Yeah, seriously.
yeah
and it's like
you're in jail now
you didn't go to war
is it just so that
they can have the headline
that promotes the movie
that says that
or you think it works
I think that probably works
I've never seen that
I made that one up
I think that would work
you have PTSD
I think that would work
but I don't know
I think over the
like the same thing
with Jim Carrey
like his
I'm what
what is it
I'm Andy
Andy Kaufman
I'm Andy Kaufman
I thought that was obnoxious
and over the top
I love that documentary
Jim and Andy
I don't think
Danny if you really
pay attention
close to that documentary
do you see how
uncomfortable everyone
is around him
yeah
and like how much
of an asshole he's being
it's like I'd be like
I don't understand
how they didn't just
Danny DeVito clearly
wasn't having any of it
I don't know
no but he was
at the end
they're all
they're all like
impressed by it all
we got an hour boys
I don't know how much
film is left on the camera
if I'm being honest
that's not how that works
we're gonna have to
put another reel
on the camera
yeah you gotta put another
reel on that
In fact, they don't know what we're on.
I was fucking, I was rotoring it back there.
Yeah.
Either way, JT, tell them where to find you.
Let's get out of here.
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