Picky Boys Podcast - How Fast Can You Solve These Word Puzzles!! - Picky Boys Podcast #335

Episode Date: August 11, 2024

Follow our Twitch to get alerted about THIS FRIDAY's Mario Kart Sub-a-thon! It could legitimately go on for days! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys In today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio announce this Friday's upcoming Mario Kart Sub-a-thon! Then, discuss slumber parties as a kid, play rebus puzzles, the guys' favorite party trick, Danny's alleged food theft, and giving up on a bottle forever! Leave a comment down below if you got any of the rebus puzzles right before us! Shop Summer Merch Before It's Gone! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Unlock over 200 extra videos instantly on Patreon!! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

any place where you can order food by the sack or the case is not high quality food it is a brief case so it's kind of cool it's a brief case of burgers like the fucking burger lawyer yeah my party trick when i was younger it used to be that i would just chug directly from a bottle of vodka which is not a party trick it's definitely a party trick what is that i've realized that i'm the guy that at a party that like would say a riddle does that make sense that's a really upsetting realization probably yeah it's not it's not great i went back to family feud welcome back to the podcast by the way we have some news very big news um it's about a twitch stream that we'll be holding on august 16th it is a mario kart subathon so basically we are going to start

off the stream with 100 races of Mario Kart. A lot of races. A lot of races. And then, the entire time... You said races? I was just thinking races, not races. No, no, no. All races are welcome. Road races. Road races.

And during that, every donation, sub, and Patreon sub can add races that we have to play on the streams. So we're starting off with 100. We could go to 1,000. This could be the Kartona 500. How long is 1,000? How many days is that?

A thousand. If they get us to a thousand races, that would take three days. That would take three days. It would take three days of Switch streaming. And we totally plan on sleeping on stream, too. Yes. Let's tell you the racers. We didn't say the racers yet.

That's true, too. The racers. So you did it again. I did do it again. See, you did it again. The racers are myself, Danny, Antonio, Martin, and Chaz. Yes. So it's going to be a crazy, crazy live stream.

If you like Mario Kart, you should come and hang out. and if you don't, I bet you'll like it this time. Also, every donation on top of adding a race or contributing to a race will also give one of the racers a power-up. You can choose who. Not only can you add races, but you can also affect the game

and the placements in themselves. Yeah, and the players. So you can give us a power-up, and let's say I pick, and it says, I can't come in first place this race. No matter what, I gotta come in second or third or last, but I can't come in first or else I'll lose points. I think it's going to be a very crazy live stream.

Like we said, it's on Friday, August 16th at 7 p.m. Eastern on Twitch.tv slash ThePickyBoys. And you will get more news about it as the week goes on. This is the first we're really, really confirming. I have a question. Is it Mario Kart or is it Beerio Kart? There will be drinks as well. That's right. There will be.

It is not full-fledged Beerio Kart because that would kill us. Yeah, yeah. The stream would end much sooner than we expect. But we have some plans for how to incorporate some drinks in there. And each drink will be points. And the winners this time really want to win. The winners want to win because every single donation and sub, all that money is going to be divvied amongst the winners appropriately.

Yes, first, second, third, and fourth place. So, yeah, you can have us going for longer than three days. Martin might have to quit his job. This is going to be kind of rare appearances from all of you on stream. I mean, obviously, me and JT are on stream all the time. But you guys are basically only on stream for Christmas? Once a year, maybe? And if we go long enough, they're going to see us in our pajamas.

I'm so excited. At the very least, I just wanted to get one night so we can have a little slumber party. A little slumber party? I haven't had a slumber party in years. I haven't had a slumber party in years either. And I thought we need those. Oh, I thought we were done with it. I thought we were going to go into slumber parties.

All right. I was excited. Well, let's go into slumber parties. what was the last slumber party you had they're called sleepovers first of all that's what the boys call it that is true it's sleepovers for boys slumber parties for women yes did you ever fall asleep first any of jason says uh i usually did not fall asleep first i'm a bit of a night owl so you were the menace torturing the people who fell asleep first not really we did try to do the whipped cream thing

and to put your hand in a bucket thing. Yeah. That makes you piss yourself, which is a rude prank. Wait, is that true? It's supposed to. We did all that, JT.

I don't think it made anyone piss. No, it didn't. Yeah. We tried it. There was a time where our friend Nick and Martin, Martin was on the couch.

He was filling his hand with the whipped cream and he was going to feather his face and it was supposed to hit him. But you know how rare it is to not wake someone up doing that,

especially our friend Heavy Mouth Breather. So loud. So Martin was awake the whole time and as soon as nick put the feather on his face martin just went bang right at him that's funny but i think in general we really didn't do it in fact it was almost the opposite the first person that fell asleep usually got the best sleeping arrangements because if you're the last person to fall asleep everybody's all on the couch you have to sleep on that hard marble floor

use a pillow as a blanket which doesn't make any sense like a painting off the wall as a blanket where we usually slept over there was marble floor i don't think many people some people have nice rugs that they sleep over with not this man not the coldest marble marble gets cold bro dude out of every floor possible marble has to be the coldest in the basement it was so cold yeah i remember dude i swear to god we slept on the marble floor and i put the couch over me legitimately like the cushion no no no the whole couch is right over here because he had a long couch and then the centerpiece a kind of center was it a light couch it was it was heavier than you'd expect it's like a weighted blanket kind of yeah yeah kind of and you know i don't even

think i fell asleep anyway it was so uncomfortable do you like a weighted blanket love a weighted blanket i have it really yeah i also i had a snuggie oh i loved the thing is i did throw it away why because i wouldn't want to get up as soon as i put it on if you saw me if you saw it on my person it's been on me for three days the snuggie was so was so ahead of its time i guess so backwards robe that as on as seen on tv shit it's just a backwards robe maybe i got something else it's like a poncho no you have yeah i had a poncho yeah no no oh my god the poncho is like the 5.0 version of the Snuggie. The Snuggie is just a blanket

but it has arm holes so you put it on top of you and then you put your arms through so you can still use your arms. Mine was essentially a weighted blanket hoodie. Yeah, I haven't seen that on you in a while. You actually threw it out? Dude, literally I wouldn't get up.

I wouldn't do anything. I wouldn't do anything. I was so comfortable in this thing. Same thing with a weighted blanket. You put a weighted blanket on someone, they have the deepest sleep ever. What does a weighted blanket do? It's really heavy.

I've never tried one. It's really heavy, and it's on top of you. But why is that preferable? Because it feels like you're being embraced by another person, even though you're very lonely. Is that really what it is? Oh, I thought it puts you back. Okay.

I thought it puts you back in the womb, and that's where you want to be. These theories are both crazy. You know, it swaddles you kind of. No, no. It's not because you're lonely. It doesn't feel like you're being touched by somebody. It kind of does.

It feels like someone is hugging you almost. But it's all over your body. Yeah, it's the best kind of hug, really. That is a really good hug. You've got to give that to them. It also makes you fall asleep faster, allegedly. I think it does. And I think it's because it mimics your mother's womb.

Is it harder to get out of bed? I felt it. It's exactly like your mother's womb. Definitely harder to get out of bed. That was my bad. Jason enjoyed that a little too much. That's my bad. That was my bad.

Have you guys tried a heated blanket? No. I would never on Earth ever do that. Wait, why is that bullshit? A heated blanket? You don't wear a blanket to get warm. You wear a blanket to feel and embrace. I would like a cool blanket, honestly.

Yeah, I would love a cold blanket. Oh, you guys have never been in my house in the winter or in a house with a dad who's like, don't touch the thermostat. Don't put it above 58. I have. I'm like that, and I would want it even colder. As long as I have a blanket, I'm okay.

Well, I'll tell you this. It's a little weird because it's not that comfy because there are literal wires in the blanket, which is not very comfy. But in a house where, like, you know, your dad doesn't put the thermostat above 58, after a cold day of winter, getting in there and putting a blanket that's already hot on you, ooh, it's like to close out the dryer, man. You don't like to close out the dryer? Don't lie. I like to close out the dryer.

I like to close out the dryer. But a heated blanket, it's – a blanket's not for warmth. A blanket's for embrace. I agree. A blanket's not for warmth in the summer. In the winter, it is. It's not really for warmth anyway. It's about the embrace.

So my question to you is, let's say you had to go to bed. You can only pick one thing, a pillow or a blanket. What do you pick? Definitely a blanket. Okay. Wow, really perplexed him with this one. Dude, I can do one of these jobs, you know? No, I know.

No, it's not the same. Probably a blanket, but I really like a pillow. I would also, I only need a blanket. I would take a pillow and a blanket over a mattress. But why, though? because of the embrace, not because of the warmth. Again, are we talking in the winter? Because if it's the summer, bro, just give me a sheet.

I don't even want the warmth from the blanket. Just give me a sheet. But then why do you want the sheet? For the embrace. That's okay. You need the embrace. I get what you're saying. For sure.

All right, so what's more important? But I'm saying in a cold house in the winter, yes, I need the warmth. First of all, a cold house in the winter, don't you want to be embraced even more? Yes, I want a warm embrace. All I'm saying is that a blanket is way more valuable for the embrace than the warmth. I don't know. In every time temperature span. I like when I go into my bed in the winter, and the blanket is still cold, and I get under it, and it's like a cold blanket.

That's nice. You're a psychopath. That's nice. You don't like a cold pillow? I love a cold pillow. Your guys' examples you're bringing up, like, yeah, I love a cold pillow. Same ballpark. Not same ballpark.

Same park, same ballpark. No, no, no. I like the cooling embrace on my face. That's why I like a cold pillow. I do not want a cold blanket. That is crazy. You seem like a one-leg-out-of-the-blanket kind of guy. For sure.

I've changed. I've become that. Yeah, me too. I've become that. What did you used to be before? Like a tucked in? Wrapped in? Fully embraced.

A burrito guy. Oh, a cocoon guy. Fully embraced. Fully embraced. Yeah, I used to be like that too. Now I'm a one-leg-out. I think I'm just— Like I have a slutty little dress.

Yeah. I just have like a one-leg-out of it. You open up to any story like, ooh, actually, you know? Yeah. But no, I think I just—if the monster under my bed gets me, I think I just don't care anymore. You know, I used to be afraid, and now I'm like, whatever, if you want to get me. But that's if you hang one leg off the bed.

You do that, and now a monster's going to grab you. Yeah, but it's like the same. It's the same to me, I feel. Not exactly the same, I get what you're saying, but one leg out of the blanket, I mean, a murder could get you now. That's a fact. I guess so. I cannot hang a leg off the bed when I'm sleeping.

Hanging a leg off the bed is a strange thing to do to sleep in the first place. My leg, it's very close to just hanging off the bed. Always. You mean your foot, probably? Yeah, my foot. Not my leg, I guess. I mean, my vent, my air vent, is right by the inside of my bed, in between my bed and the wall, and I just shove my leg down there, and I get a nice cold leg.

Wait, you just said it's psychotic to... Yeah, but I'm doing it because it cools my leg down, and it kind of clamps my leg against the wall, so it's not just hanging, if that makes sense. I guess so. My bad. There's monsters down there. But we could get off beds, I guess. Jason, you got something for us?

We'll put people to sleep. Don't forget to record the screen. What is this? All right, what is this, Jason? Rebus? Also, I'm pretty sure this is a visual segment, so audio listeners, I know you're halfway through or however you are, here's a kiss for you.

And get in here. We'll subscribe. This is for the audio listeners. So JT submitted this. Stop. Stop that right now. So JT submitted this. It's a Rebus puzzle.

JT submitted this. My Rebus answers. You guys can submit things. So I didn't even know we could submit things here. Yeah, there's a form online I use. I know the first three. Oh, my God. This cheating hoe.

So I'll do a little example. I mean, we all looked at the first one. Okay. So this one. One in a million. All right. Let him explain. Mill one million.

That's a lion. That was the explanation we were waiting for. The explanation is on the screen. It says million, but there's a one like jammed in the middle of it. So the visual puzzle is that it's supposed to represent one in a million. Yeah, it's a visual puzzle. One in a million. Mill one lion.

So each of these word puzzles will correspond with a phrase. Or not. What if one's a color? So this one. So this one I got because I came down here. This one's scrambled eggs. And the reason is because it's spelled out eggs, but it's all jumbled up the letters. Yeah, it doesn't actually say eggs anywhere.

It says G-G-E-S-E-G-S-G. And you see, that's not a popular phrase. This is happy hour. Danny loves this. Smiley face, an hour. Happy hour. All right. That's so cute.

That should be a logo for something. Yeah, that should. All right, so now we're going to get into the real game. Okay. Uncharted territory. Uncharted territory here. You guys ready? Yes.

All right, first one. Oh, Eiffel Tower. Bang. That has to be it. That's good. That's good. Oh, shit, you don't know the answers, so we're going to have to reveal it. You don't know the answers yet?

I don't. No. None of us do. No, I think once you get it, you'll know if you got it like that was obviously it. Oh, that was Once you said it it was obvious. Yeah, they all I think most If you guys debate over it, we can okay. Okay. Okay. All right next one. Okay. Oh, this is our game Are you in trouble? Yes. Yes. Are you in trouble? You are in trouble you are

No, but then you would have been first that's bullshit. Yeah, you're you're right It's not necessarily like a common phrase or saying. It could just be like a sentence. Also, guys, do I have to slow down because for the comedic stuff? Or are you guys actually the slowest? Oh, you got that one wrong. First of all, no, I didn't. Yes, you did.

No, no, I didn't. What is the answer? Can you read that for me? Oh, don't be like this. Don't be one of those guys. Can I submit? Buzz, buzz, buzz. You are in trouble.

Final answer. Dumb. Don't be like one of these. First of all, the R is first. So this answer is bullshit, really. Next one. What the hell is entry? End of the century.

Turn of the century. end of the century I think end of the no of the century oh yeah end of the century

end of the century scroll down because I'm so fucking good at this game oh long time no see oh

no see long time century long time no see that's a crazy one alright that one sucks

I think we gotta give these a little more thought before we scroll down let's give them some thought they're getting harder I think Jason needs to know the answer I did not know that one

Jason we're gonna close our eyes Look at the next one's answer. JT. Crossroads. This is bullshit. Did you look? No. Oh, yeah.

Well, that's crossroads. This one was too easy. Yeah, well, that's crossroads. You didn't close your eyes. I didn't close my eyes. Yeah, so what the fuck? I didn't even get a chance. I wanted an advantage.

But it was so easy. Who cares about the answer? All right, all right. Come on me now. Splooge. Slime and V. Slime on me, Nevada. Slime on Nevada.

There is a hint, too. What's the hint? Let's not get it yet. We don't need the hint. We don't need the hint. You can do that later on if you guys really can. Envy. Splat Envy.

Envy. Is it like envy, like jealousy? Green Envy. Mm. Oh. Green with Envy. Wow, we kind of worked together on that one, but I'll take the credit.

I think the splat was kind of throwing me off. Yeah. I was like, cum, jizz, splooge. The color green would have just... Yeah, Envy, E-N-V-Y in the color green does the same thing. This just looks like someone came on Nevada. Green with Envy.

Soupy. Split Pea Soup. Fuck, that's not... Oh, that's definitely it. That's definitely it. I love a split pea soup as well. Damn. If it was the color green, I would have gotten it.

What the fuck is this pink shit? Split pea soup. I'll split your pea soup. This is a good one. Anyone can roast beef, but can you pea soup? Bada bing. Love that. Try to understand.

No. Try to understand. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. All right, but I want to get one. I want to get one. I want to get one. I want to get one. I want to get one.

I want to get one. No! Oh, I leaked it. Oh, my God. secrets everywhere. Rest and relaxation. Is that it? I don't know.

Well, yeah. Like R&R? But it's not it. But they call that R&R. Yeah. Yeah. But that's not what this is, right? Why not?

Well, what's the clue? We'll know by the hint. Oh, well. I actually didn't read it. There it is. Was it R&R? It was some. Some of R.

Some of R. All right. Fuck! No, come on. Okay. Four. Metaphor. Metaphor!

Metaphor! Four meta- Metaphor! It's one box. Ooh. Save me your numbers! Save me your numbers! Save me your numbers!

Save me your numbers! Yay! All right. All right. All right. All right. Yay! Good job.

Good job. All right. All right. I like those. Those are fun. Those are fun. Those are fun. I hope the audio people came and watched because that was a hoot.

I got a little too into that. I'm proud of you, Danny. Thank you. Danny. There's a lot of those online. If we ever did that, there'd be an infinite number to draw from. No, we're doing Patreon extra Wednesday video shots. Oh!

what you were gonna commit to that i'm committing myself after that video maybe jason by the way cut his one win from it no cut his win i will i will make the title and thumbnail danny danny got one i will do it and you can't stop me no one will know what it means oh god there'll be no proof so how's your guys Is that a week you've been? Did you, did you,

um, it's for riddles, right? There was, I don't, I definitely told the time where I, where Nick tried to get me on riddles and I already watched the video and I answered everyone.

Yeah. And he deserved that by the way. He deserved that. This guy's a genius. How's he getting all these riddles? Dude, I played him so hard. He got so angry and he left.

Besides the point. I haven't, I've realized that I'm the guy that at a party that like would say a riddle. Does that make sense? That's a really upsetting realization probably. Yeah, it's not great, but I love riddles. That guy goes right into the category of guy who brings his ukulele to a party. No.

No. Oh, yeah. I would consider it the same. That's for sure a next level. I would consider it the same as a guy that brings a deck of cards to do magic tricks. I'm going to say even one level below that. And actually, I like the fucking magic trick guy. Dude, when I went to Aruba and all my brothers and friends were around,

I did magic for probably an hour. They couldn't figure it out. How about this? The card, the magistrate card guy, he gets a level above you because that's way cooler. Oh, it is. This is the magic guy

who uses those, like, red balls, you know? That's hard to do. That's way harder to do than card magic. Yeah, I know, but to bring it to a party, you really have to... You have to think about that. Yeah, and you have to think about your dumb riddles that you bring to the party.

Okay. I don't do it often, but I always have a riddle. Who wants to be at a party and somebody goes, hey, guys, want a riddle? Want a riddle? Want a riddle? Well, I wouldn't mind a good one at a party. What's your party trick?

What are you bringing? What are you bringing to the party, Danny? I don't know. What's my party trick? I can tell you one thing he brought one time. What? Nothing. Okay.

Full bowels? Didn't leave with them. Didn't leave with them. I don't really have a party trick. I'm not going to lie. Jason. my party trick when i was younger it used to be that i would just chug directly from a bottle of vodka which is not a party trick it's definitely a party trick

what's the party and what's the trick well there's definitely the party there what's the trick the trick is that wow this man is like repulsive but i also have to look i must admit that was my party trick as well to no one's pleasure no one liked it no one enjoyed it oh i think it was a crowd pleaser dude i remember at uh our after prom danny was so drunk and we're back to nick by the way nick's nick's in this episode today that danny kept wanting to drink the vodka bottle and obviously no one wanted him to drink it but danny was a menace and kept going for it so in turn to get to solve the problem nick drank the whole vodka bottle just to keep it from danny and then nick was done drunk danny came over and everyone went that's what i wanted

like a psychopath that used to be my strategy is that if people were not down to party i'd be like listen if you're not gonna take shots with me i'm gonna take a shot for each person in this room and then you'll just have to be responsible for my dead corpse half the time we're like we don't argue with terrorists we don't negotiate with terrorists and then I did it anyway but sometimes it works and then you'll all

take a shot sometimes really you just need like a spark and everybody will come right back alive when it comes to like hanging out Danny used a lot of social terrorism like tons of them oh shit I'm crying

Danny used to sorry I keep I keep screaming into the mic Danny used to just get in I gotta go somewhere as soon as someone

got in the car just drove him an hour away now we're hanging out that's what he just used to do what are you gonna do how are you getting back how are you getting back home it's like I don't know

something like something along those lines yes something along those lines I will say extremely effective oh couldn't be more extremely effective

couldn't be more effective oh it even worked with it turned us into mini Danny's because if someone had a like a candy bar be like oh can i have a piece of that and then if the person said no you could tell the whole mood

would deflate because the person that would then say okay if you don't give me a piece you're not going to enjoy it too because they would crush it this they would crush this is something only antonio did antonio not true antonio basically used to threaten people that they would he would destroy their food or spit on their food or punch them in the face it wasn't just if they don't give him a bite it wasn't just food and that would that's not a mini danny i've never used tactic that's not true i use i use much more ethical practices like what it was also turns in a video game and board games and stuff i'm just saying that's a that's a you thing so don't try to put that on me oh 100 you did it no i never did more ethical tactics yeah i feel like you're

not actually a big like uh taking pieces of other people's food guy you're you're a my food's mine i'm gonna this is fucking crazy this is crazy really how are you how are you letting his mind tricks work he does it all the time i really also because you can't eat half the shit we eat i really don't do it all the time you do it to jason every time chas did it to me when uh you took my mac and cheese i remember that he wrote that in his diary it was strange it was two summers ago it was after it was june the 19th not a warm evening jason's been holding after After the Reese's incident with Chaz. Oh, Chaz is a bastard for that, yeah.

And Chaz was upset that I snitched, and he went for my mac and cheese. And Danny was like, well, if he's having it, I'll have some too. I guess that's, I don't recall that. That's ethical. That's an ethical man. Wait, were you there? I was in the fucking bathroom. I came back.

Oh, you weren't even there. They immediately told me. Because his eyes weren't on his mac and cheese 24-7. Oh, Chaz definitely just lied. I didn't do that. Chaz definitely just tried to grip me in. No, Chaz didn't. Chaz tried to what you?

What is it called? Rope. Rope you in. Are you okay? Jesus Christ. Chaz had to rope me into that, and you believed his lie. You know what? You know what's one of the worst feelings?

I don't even like mac and cheese like that. One of the worst feelings. That's worse. I didn't do it. When we're all partying, we go to the deli and get a bunch of great sandwiches, and everyone's having a great time, and I eat half mine, and then I put the rest in the fridge, and I go, this is gonna be so good

in the morning this sandwich it's got onion rings and mozzarella sticks on the sandwich and then I wake up and there's a fucking wrapper on the table

and Chaz ate it in the morning we're gonna we're gonna get to the bottom of this right now actually oh my god wait a minute are you talking about

oh no no you don't get to flip that are you talking about the lobster mac and cheese from that one place over here for the birthday yeah

no oh did you eat that too yeah because Jason's eating wine I gave it to him oh you're talking about from one

oh no I was gonna say that cause that's crazy B, B-R-O. No, I know, but the lobster mac and cheese is from a different place. No, I know. He's not going to answer. Chaz never answers, but he expects you to answer all the time.

Say, hey, I just got Sonic merch. Quickly. Answer. Quickly. We got a new Sonic furry mask. He ruins our bits all the time. He ruins the bits. That was, I was crying.

That was really good. That was really funny. I'm sorry about your mac and cheese. I'm not. I didn't do anything. He did steal a sandwich from my fridge once. You didn't deny it. You claim innocence?

I just did. Well, two years later, yeah. Statue of limitations. I was probably trying to protect Chaz because you were being in Venice too. By eating all his mac and cheese? No, but, you know, I guess I don't know. I definitely – I'm not a big fan of eating – first of all, I don't even like to eat other people's food.

This is crazy. And I'm definitely not a big fan of eating them while they're in the bathroom. I don't do that. You want them to look at you while you eat them. No, no, no. My role is if you don't want to finish this food and you're going to throw it away, you give it to me. Right, but that's the same as eating other people's food.

No, it's not. Absolutely not at all. No, not in an aggressive way, but you are eating their food. I'm not going to eat the food behind your back. But also, it's not like he waits to be offered. He'll come down and force an offer. He'll do that. He'll just stare at it.

He'll just stare at it like a lion looking at a steak. I'll just say, what's going on with that? Are you done with that or not? Is there some kind of situation here? What's going on with these? I think that's a fair question. I'm trying to eliminate food waste in this world. I think that's ethical.

Oh, now the ethics are coming in. I think that's an ethical thing to do. I definitely don't steal people's food while they're in the bathroom. Don't do that. Only when they're not in the bathroom, he'll do it. Don't do that. I resent this characterization of me. Now, let's say we're all going through a drive-thru while we're all in your car.

Yeah. Go to Wendy's. Everyone got fries. They put all the fries in one bag. Are you just picking fries out that bag? No, not really. Some people just pick fries out that bag, and then once it's time to hand out the fries when they get home,

they take just the fullest one, and they were just eating from the community fries the whole time. Oh, I mean, if you're not doing that, if you ain't cheating, you're not trying. Yeah, I'm not doing that. If you ain't cheating, you're not trying. I actually don't like to eat. I don't like to eat, like take that fry while I'm driving. I like to get home and then lay everything out.

That's true. Also, I really don't want a fry without a dipping sauce. I don't want a dry fry, ever. Danny does have a very peculiar way he does eat. It's very method man. Methodical? He's a method man. I am a method man.

Danny looks exactly like method man, actually. When you guys went out to eat with your family, did you do family-style fries? Maybe it was just me? Not really. Do you ever eat with my family? It depends more on the place. Whenever you take everyone's fries, you pour them all in a tray in the center, salt and pepper over the whole thing and mix it up,

and now it's everyone's fries. It's communism fries. No, no, no, no. Good for you that that worked in your family because that wouldn't work. My dad doesn't like potatoes. The great Irish. The great Irish mystery. So it's really just now two people, and we're not going to split fries like that.

Community fries. Good for you. I don't think I would ever. You know what's weird, though? Community nuggets we do a lot. Nuggets? That's crazy. I feel like we do it.

I'm saying us. We do that. Way more than community fries. True. If you're ever drinking, you get the Wendy's 50 nugget box. You just kind of... Yeah. I'll take a little nugget.

Yeah, you just toss them in the middle. Who's got the best nuggets? Now it's Wendy's. I think it's Wendy's. Yeah, it's Wendy's. McDonald's nuggets are pretty good. It used to be McDonald's. Now it's Wendy's.

I haven't had Wendy's nuggets in a long time, to be honest. Burger King's definitely the bomb. Oh, no, no, no. First of all, I love Burger King. Do they even have nuggets? I thought it was just the chicken rings. No, that's why. Remember Burger King didn't.

Chicken fingers. No, the chicken fries. Chicken fries. The chicken fries are really good. Chicken fries are really good. But also, Burger King's deal was 10 nuggets for $1.80. $1.50. $1.50.

Anything sold with that little obviously is not good. They're dying to give them away. Yeah. Yeah. I remember them being good. They changed the menu, though. Maybe. Maybe they switched it up on you.

I'm anti-McDonald's now. Completely? What'd they do to you? It's just gone downhill. Their fries are good, though. They're okay. It's gone downhill. It's got expensive.

It's expensive. Everything's expensive. They refuse to give me the Happy Meal toy, even if I say I have a child. It's just not worth it. I have a child. That's terrible. I'm with a child.

Getting McDonald's now is just as expensive as getting a full bowl at Chipotle with double meat. It doesn't make any sense. Same price as Wendy's. They have a $5 little biggie bag deal now at McDonald's. That's like brand new. That's a brand new. It's like a month or two.

Wendy's has had it for five years now. That is true. I do feel like you get more fall off a Wendy's burger, though. Wendy's burger's a little bigger. Yeah. I like a square patty. I don't like a square patty. That's so dumb, because it's not a square bun.

Yeah, it's a round bun. What are you talking about? It's so stupid. Yeah, but then you get that one bite where it's just patty. White Castle is square bun, but the patty's so tiny you don't even. Also, White Castle, it's always just so wet that you can't even tell. White Castle's so good. It's so, like, not good, though.

Yeah, but it's really good. They're so wet. It's good because of, like, the quantity, and you can order them by the sack. It's the only place you can order food by the sack. You eat eight jalapeno cheddar bacon sliders, and you tell me you don't feel like a god. That is definitely not the case. The god of diarrhea, yeah. Yeah, but right after you eat them, you're like, oh, my God.

Danny, I have a rule of thumb that I go by, and any place where you can order food by the sack or the case is not high-quality food. It is a briefcase, so it's kind of cool. It is a briefcase of burgers. You're like the fucking burger lawyer. I didn't say it was high-quality food, but neither is McDonald's. That's what I'm saying, though, is that White Castle is good because of the quantity and the size. It's like bite-sized burgers.

But it's actually not a good burger. Right, but also— Like a Wendy's burger is far better. You're talking about the guy that had 300 of them, threw them up, and then ate more the next— Yeah, and then ate more. It was like 30 spots. He had like four, really.

He had really like four. It was a terrible performance. It was like 35. It was a terrible performance. Besides the point, he threw up, and then the next day he had like eight more. So you can't – Threw up, swore them off. He did swore them off.

Next day had more. Next day had eight more. They were jalapeno cheese. That, if anything, should be a testament to how good they are. No, it's more – It's because I thought that I could live without, and the next day I said, I can't. I can't do it. It's more a testament to just like whatever he says, it all wipes for the next day.

But also, I've never been a swear-off guy. There's a lot of people who are like, oh, man, I just had a bad night on Malibu, and I'm never drinking Malibu ever again. I've never been that guy, ever. It's not hard to do. Sometimes you have a bad night with one of your friends. Are you going to swear them off forever? I wish.

No, you just make your apologies, and you get back on the saddle and continue to do it. Danny has to put this out because he's the only one that was almost sworn off the most. So he has – I would never do it. He has to put it out. I'm just saying – and I think that's fair. You shouldn't judge anything by one bad night. White Castle Burgers are not your friend though. Yeah.

Swearing off a friend compared to like a really bad night with tequila is very different. To me, it's very similar. I'm not going to judge one thing by one night. Okay. All right. What about four nights? Four nights? What about four nights?

What if it's every weekend? What if it was every weekend for probably about a year? What about that? There would be a judgment that has been passed, but I still probably wouldn't swear it off because people have the ability to change. That's true. And so does tequila.

You know what? That's a beautiful message. I don't know if tequila can change. Also, by the way, if you have a bad night with tequila, that's really just how about you look in the mirror. You had a bad night with yourself. Tequila had nothing to do with it. Well, they had a little bit.

The White Castle has nothing to do with him. Tequila was an accomplice that night. Yeah, an accomplice, maybe. I agree that the murderer is you. Yeah, at least the getaway driver. But you should be looking inward. You should not be blaming these things. He's right.

So it's our fault when he did all those things all those years ago. It's our fault when he was a monster. No, it's not. I said specifically for Tequila, White Castle, all these things. Yeah. Except for Pizza Rock.

I have sworn that off. No. That's a little different. That's a little different. No, no, Pizza Rock, yeah. But that was like the first time. So everybody has their one. Pizza Rock is not allowed probably in 30 feet of any of us anymore.

That was the first one. That's fair. Yeah, that was the first one. When your friend throws Pizza Rock up onto your face, you'll never have that ever again. That was the moment that Danny and Chaz really bonded, honestly. Who threw up? Chaz threw up on Danny.

Chaz threw up, and then because he threw up on me, I threw up on him. it was a vicious cycle we put an air mattress and plastic over it because I knew what was going to happen because anytime those two were together Chaz throws up I think every hour but besides the point

we laid them next to each other they like embraced together and just threw up all over each other it was they made sure to keep each other on their sides they held each other tight while they were throwing up together and you know there's something quite beautiful about that

it was it was beautiful And I think on that beautiful image you have of Chaz and Danny, we could end there. Oh, my God. We can't end there. We have to do something. We have to say something else. No, we're going to have to end there.

We have, like, a lot of... We have to end with something happier. All right. Something happy. Go. I don't know. What is... JT, tell them where to find you.

We can't leave them with that image. We have to have something else. I think it's a great image. It's an image of friendship, a little sexual. Of warm embrace. Warm embrace. This is the last podcast. Wait, what day is it?

Last podcast, what? The Olympics are almost over. No. Oh, my God. No, that's it. That's it. The U.S. stays on top. Every other country is lame.

That's good. Yeah, that's a better one. That's a better way to end than you two throwing up on each other. In sports. He hates every other country. We could end on that. No, that's not true. JT, tell them where to find you.

I think you're all formidable competitors, but we bested you. You just said they sucked. Yeah. You called them losers, I think. Well, you know, when you're in the heat of competition, you say things that you don't mean. You're in the heat of competition? I was.

Dude, watching the badminton finals, I felt like I was that fucking shuttlecock. Back and forth. Badminton is electric. I was watching it at about 5 a.m. with Danny, a woman's badminton, South Korea versus Indonesia. It was awesome. Electric, dude.

It was awesome. He just spelled it badmanton. Does he not believe it's a shuttlecock? You didn't believe it was a shuttlecock? I'm not getting back into that it's also badminton oh my god I'm not doing that

he speaks the queen's English all of a sudden but I won a bunch of money on the South Korea so go Korea you bet on badminton yeah it was fucking awesome

it's awesome it's fun man I like the noise the shuttlecock makes off the racket that's my favorite part alright where can they find you JT

it's a game of psychology too but anyway find me on Instagram at the Jballs Danny it's all the way up in the air where's it gonna land in or out

it's just fantastic you can find me at DannyIsWatching and your local badminton course. You can find me at... Course. Is it a course? Court.

That's probably. Pitch. You can find me at Ant Prisco. Can't forget to follow. The Picky Boys on Instagram. The Picky Boys on Twitch. Just Picky Boys on YouTube, which you're watching right now.

And a... A channel of... A gaming channel. Yeah. Why doesn't he do it? He's the gaming guy. Why doesn't he do it? You have so much practice.

You've been doing this for like three years. He should have pride in his craft. He does have pride in his craft, but you have the words.