Picky Boys Podcast - How ICarly Started Youtube Boxing! - Picky Boys Podcast #177
Episode Date: June 20, 2021Get your summer merch here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio, Martin, and Danny discuss Father's Day, ICarly predicting the future, stealing a car, crazy AirBnB hosts, how to enj...oy a vacation, and another Danny Pee Story! Leave a comment below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Chazz - https://www.instagram.com/chazzwins/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys
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yeah no i mean happy father's day i agree with you i don't think you should get your dad a gift
he has a stepchild oh yeah still a virgin yeah we're vaxxed and ready for sacks and it what is
happening the last thing in my phone search history is how to clean up urine for a mattress
all right let's do this all right we're in a rainbow yeah let's come in three two one happy
father's day everybody all those picky dads and daddies picky dads and daddies yeah we're
We might as well call us fathers.
We're daddies.
Look at this.
Daddy.
That's good.
I like that.
I have a hat that says number one dad.
That's because you have children across the country.
Danny has an illegitimate child in every country he's been to.
That's how he stamps his passport.
I do get asked a lot whether I am a dad or not when I wear that hat.
For a good reason.
I mean, that's fair.
It's like saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
it's like i work like it's like saying i have in a head that's like i'm an electrician like oh yeah
really where do you work and it's like oh no i'm not but have you ever seen like that's besides i
mean it doesn't matter have you ever seen somebody's shirt at all and said oh are you this
like who who like who does that like who even asks in general about a piece of clothing you're wearing
and then you go oh are you a dad like that's so strange other parents might try to relate to you
because you're so young yeah or they'll be like wow i'm really surprised that you're a father
because you look so young.
That's fucking weird.
You come out like a douchebag.
It's none of your business, so lay off.
I got three kids.
I always just tell them I aborted it.
Jesus.
Classic.
It's just a waiter trying to get through
your order.
Oh, you're a dad?
She's trying to be friendly.
I think it's weird to see something like that
and then say,
Are you really the number one grandma?
It's like fucking strange.
It's like, no, they're just handing these out to anybody.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Are you getting your dad's anything for Father's Day?
No.
No?
I actually, this reminded me that it was Father's Day.
And I think I'm just going to give up on this because I'm not getting my dad a gift either.
Speaking of picky boys, my dad's a picky dad too because Jesus Christ, getting him a gift.
No, I'm not getting my dad a gift because honestly, the past three gifts I've gotten him, he's either hated, disliked, or gone.
you know what what are you doing yeah and i was like you know it's a it's a gift dude oh i was
joking i'm gonna get my dad again oh no no my dad is not getting a gift this year my dad's not
gonna give you dude i'm probably gonna do the classic wait for my brother get him some of me
like yeah here's like 50 20 bucks dude the first the first like real time when i was like delivering
pizza the first real time i was getting money i went to my dad likes twisted teas but hated all
the calories in them so and twisted teas just came out with twisted tea lights so but they were only
available in specific states not here so i went to jersey place didn't have them i went to
connecticut and then they finally had them so this is already like a three-hour trip i bought
four cases brought them home so all together probably like a five-hour trip handed to him
he tasted one goes oh these suck amazing okay all right strike one but at least he's honest
yeah i mean i guess so it's like what are we gonna do with these other four cases because
honestly i didn't like them either so it's like god damn it the first time i fucking saved up
money and not like when I had like money to get instead of doing like a homemade gift or something
like that I was like yeah I got a job now I'm gonna get my dad something by myself this year
I'm gonna do something real nice so like growing up he had a favorite soccer team and I remember
he was talking about this one player he's like yo I love this guy he's young we got him cheap he's
got great talent all this shit love the guy he's like yo I'm gonna get him a jersey this guy he's
gonna love it they had a really nice jersey that year went to the Nike store in Manhattan everything
They got him even a custom soccer ball, mad stuff, the jersey.
Balled out.
It's already a lot of work.
You're putting in so much effort.
I did.
I gave it up for like a 15, 16-year-old kid,
putting like $250, $300 on Father's Day, trying to make it special.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Looks at the ball.
Tossed it.
It's like, no, this sucks.
It's to the jersey.
I'm like, all right, whatever.
The balls was just like a gift just to put it by his nightstand or whatever.
The jersey, here it comes.
Yeah.
It's like a kid on Christmas.
you're waiting for that reaction puts it down i don't even wear jerseys this was so wow so i just
got up i was like all right happy father's day asshole see you later yeah i don't know i you
know uh my my dad is not the kind of guy and i think a lot of dads aren't because i feel like
everybody like if you ever go to like a like target right now before father's day they always
have like oh here's a bunch of grill accessories my dad doesn't grill my mom's the griller
it's like here's a bunch of tools like my dad does not even has never used a power tool his
entire life like he doesn't need any of this there's like all this stereotypical dad stuff
none of it none of it works um so i just well actually is i would you would call golf a
stereotypical yeah yeah yeah i guess that's a dad thing my dad's a little bit into golf so that's
what i'm doing this year i'm i bought well last year i got him the same thing it was a hundred
gift certificate to Topgolf, the
driving range. And this year
we're going to Topgolf for
Father's Day, so I'm just going to get him
another $100 gift certificate and pay for the
whole thing. Oh, I mean, that's a good
gift, because that's a gift you guys could do together.
I think my most recent gift...
See, so I tried to mimic that in the sense
that it's like, okay, what does my dad like?
And then I put it all together in a zen garden.
You know what a zen garden is?
Like the little sand in the rake that people
have when they're about to shoot themselves at their
desk job or something to calm down.
So I got him that
And then I took out everything
And I added like a little bottle of Jameson
Some like plastic naked girl figurines
And like a Lambo
And some stuff
And I was like, here's your Zen Garden
And he was like, what?
Sand?
I go to the beach, get sand and make this
What the fuck?
And I was like, man, just say thanks
Say thanks and then throw it out when I'm not there
Happy Father's Day
I agree with you, I don't think you should get your dad a gift
I'm not getting my dad a gift anymore
No he doesn't deserve it
Do what I do
Just wait for
Your sister to get him something
Hopefully my sister learned too
He's not getting a gift either
He doesn't deserve it
Happy Father's Day though
And if you just figured out it was Father's Day
Then hurry up
Yeah hurry up because it's now
Home Depot is still probably having a sale
So get out there
You have to have
Have you ever had that
Like, I owe you a gift because you forgot?
Oh, yeah.
Like, the day of?
Oh, yeah.
It's like, oh, right.
Yeah.
Oh, it's coming.
You know, Amazon these days.
I got you the next time I see you.
Yeah, it's like, you know, don't worry.
It's coming.
I forgot it at home.
Yeah, I know.
Exactly.
I just wasn't home.
So you're the most punctual, rememberative man?
No, but I've had many occasions where a gift didn't show up on time.
But if that happens, then I'll do some kind of, like, scrappy put together, like, in the
walgreens parking lot something something something that i can at least like give him
even if it's just like a like like one year i got this like grateful dead comic book slash vinyl set
and it was it was really late in uh arriving and so that day i like put something together that
like just like was was at least something he could open and then it had like the gift information
inside and i was like so it's so you you opened it and it's like it's coming that's so that's
such a tease that's so lame it's better than saying oh it'll be here soon sorry no it's not
because you because you because it's it's part of the whole gift giving you know ceremony you
open the cards you get the gift i don't know that's like santa giving a kid a gift and them
being excited and opening it and go and then in the side it just read like oh yeah you'll get it
soon that's a two weeks listen listen i don't know maybe maybe that's just my parents that's
my parents did for so so many of my gifts and the gift came eventually or was it just like a hold
off and then it's another box with another like no no don't worry the the gift always comes but
the point is that it's it nobody ever like wants to just not have a gift and say oh it'll be here
soon like you just even if it's super small just have something to open that's i i get what you
And I think, because really it's all the gift giving and whether it's Father's Day or your
birthday or Christmas, it's all about like, it really is like the thought that counts.
It's like, I'm giving you a gift because like, I love you and this, and so, you know, that's
the little tiny things go the long way.
I think the thought that counts, that whole thing is lame.
Okay.
I think it's lame.
Fuck your thought.
Yeah, I think it's lame because it's like, you know, yeah, I'm really glad that you thought
to get me something and then just didn't.
Thanks, buddy.
No, that's not what that means.
I know, I know.
not what that means at all yeah the thought that counts means that if it's a even if you only get
somebody a their favorite candy bar it's it it it may not be oh a nice pair of headphones that i
wanted but it's but it's but it's a but it's something that you gave me because you know i
like it that's what that means the thought that counts as an excuse to give someone a shitty cheap
oh my god that's exactly what that is honestly i'm really starting to understand why your dad
was so upset because you don't understand
the basic principles
of gift giving. I mean
you don't understand it at all.
I think
that that's exactly what that is
and I'll stick by that. No. Santa didn't
build his name off
of the thought that counts. This is not fake.
This is fake. I know
my dad. My dad's the type of person
like you ask him like, hey, is there anything that
you specifically want? You know, make my life
fucking easier, dude.
No I don't want anything
No for real
I don't want anything
But he sits there
And he just looks at you
And he's like
I don't want anything
And he's like looking
And it's like
You fucking want something
Oh you mean he's like
He like played like
No I don't want anything
I don't want anything
I don't want anything
And then like later
Like he'll be
Like we go to work together
And he'll just drop
A random ass bomb
He'll be like
Fuck
On my wall
He's like
I broke my drill
Ah okay
Like shit like that
I'm like
There you go
You're wasting a girl right now
Just tell me what you want
Yeah
But I also feel like
That's dangerous
because I feel like people like that are notoriously fast buyers.
It's like, oh, I broke my drill.
New one tomorrow.
It's like they don't even give you like a time frame to get something.
No, my dad's not like that.
Oh, never mind.
You nailed it then.
All right, Danny, I feel it coming off you.
I know you were talking about this iCarly reboot.
Oh, my Jesus.
It's back.
This is the show you was, oh, my.
I thought you were going to say something.
It's back.
iCarly is back.
It came out today.
First three episodes dropped.
I watched the first one.
um and then it'll come out um you know every week yeah after this what's it on paramount plus
uh this is not an ad um but no i i mean i thought it was really good it's it's really
really like a dangerous move to do something like this to make a show that was so coveted for for
children and then try to make a similar show targeted at that older audience it's very hard
to do it's targeted like yeah i heard carly was uh cursing yeah she said bitch oh what talk about
no and it was no no no because they're they're trying to target you i mean it's still because
we watched it it's still a little dated and i feel like that's just because uh well not dated
it's just i feel like the the whole entire like like the setup setup of shows with laugh tracks
just feels very old nowadays like even if you go watch like friends or like a seinfeld it just
feels cringy and i carly always had a laugh track and so it it kind of has to keep it so it just
feels a little old in that way but uh i mean i thought it was really good and then i was also
thinking back i carly came out in 2007 wow and so so so we were 10 okay and back then you know
this is this was like this was a this was a dream that these two girls could have this internet tv
show and it's like it really was kind of like ahead of its time in terms of now now all of the
things make so much sense like everybody has a youtube channel carly goes live this that and the
other like it really did predict all this shit like this is what we're doing literally what
Do they show her, like, trying to compete with, like, Dixie and Charlie?
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
That's true.
They did the fucking, that stupid fight where Carly, she's the fucking YouTuber, and she's
fighting a real fighter.
Oh, that's true.
They did YouTube boxing first, too, with Victoria Justice.
Yeah, Victoria Justice was, like, the real fighter, and fucking Carly was the fucking...
I Carly was Jake Paul before Jake Paul.
You're not a real Jake.
I mean, yeah.
Now I know where you got the idea from, you piece of shit.
but like looking back
it really was kind of
ahead of its time
in terms of now
this is what everybody
wants to do
wow
everybody wants to have
this show
I mean it's pretty cool
you know they had a
Jamba Juice store
before Jamba Juice
was really popular
yeah
remember the guy
with the bagel stick
and then they have the
you know
and they have
I don't know
so so far it's good
I like it
I think it's nostalgic
Freddie is on his
second divorce
and failed startup
oh real
you gotta bring that
realism
Antonio was just wrong
Antonio was trying to
tell me he was married
with the kid
that's not what
I thought he was married with a kid.
No.
So he has no kid?
Just two divorces?
No, he has a stepchild.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Still a virgin?
And a divorce.
I was talking about more the child.
But he lives with his mom.
So what?
You're not counting stepchildren as children now?
He lives with his mom.
Okay, well, I mean, that has nothing to do with the child.
But he doesn't own the child.
The child lives with the divorced wife.
Oh, yeah, so he's not doing so hot.
No.
Well, yeah, and Spencer's some rich artist.
So he is.
He is a rich artist.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Are you talking about real life?
No, no, no.
The show, Mark.
Come on, read a book.
The point is, I suggest you watch it.
Maybe if there wasn't Like Harley,
there wouldn't even be a Picky Boys podcast.
Who knows?
Yeah, Butterfly Flag, who knows?
They're also trying to bring back Ned's Declassable Ned.
Ned is desperately trying to bring it back,
but Nickelodeon doesn't want to.
Yeah, Ned went to TikTok and he was like,
please, I've been trying to tell the Nickelodeon execs
that you guys would like this.
Honestly, didn't one of them do something bad?
That's very vague.
I don't know.
I'm sure everyone did something bad.
Was it Coconut Head or Ned or one of them?
Coconut Head's a DJ.
Besides Point.
Besides Point.
Well, I mean, if iCarly works, maybe.
Coconut Head's just Oliver Tree.
That's true.
I don't know.
If iCarly works, maybe it's the next step for Ned to be like, hey, look at this.
Look at this.
No, look at me.
True.
Look at me.
True.
But I think Ned wanted to make it more raunchier.
Even more raunchy.
It could be more raunchy.
Like, this is the adult survival guide.
Right.
Because it could be college.
And if you do college.
If it's college, it could be like, yeah, just put Ned's Declassified in Blue Mountain State.
although I will say
in the new iCarly
there has not been
a single scene
I don't think
where they're not
drinking alcohol
really
they're drinking
constantly
first of all
Freddie's going
through two divorces
and Spencer's
like a big time
artist
and I'm sure
they're drinking
all the time
and Carly's about
to restart
Carly was on
Italian QVC
for some reason
what does that mean
I don't know
what that means
you know QVC
the channel
I know
she's on Italian QVC
alright
You know, so she was selling, I don't know,
what do Italian people use in the kitchen?
Pasta rollers?
Whatever they use.
Arugula plants?
Either way.
No, it's actually called rocket in Europe, not arugula.
Oh, yeah, the rocket salad, rocket pizza.
Yeah, they do.
What do you think of arugula?
I think anything green should just get out of here.
I think anything green is terrible except for leaves.
Also, they even changed the color of money to blue,
so you don't get it all out of here.
Anything green that you could eat.
I mean, 100 bills are like blueberries now.
They say weed's pretty cool.
100 bills are absolutely blue now.
They have the blue line.
They're not green with a blue line.
They're like blue, dude.
Bruh, you don't have enough hundos in your hand.
I have a hundred.
They call them blue because they have the blue line.
They're blue.
No, they're not.
Oh, my son of a bitch.
If you got a $100 bill right now, you'd say it was blue?
It's very light blue.
No, it is not.
It's
It has
It's
But it's green
I feel like the outsides of it is blue
It's blue
And then like where the head is is green
It's blue bro
If I remember correctly
Do you have one on you?
No
But I have a
I have a picture
I have a picture
Throw it at the camera
Blue
It is
Oh my god
That's so fucking hard
See this is
This is your problem with you
And your elitist
Cashless society
You don't touch the bills anymore
You don't even know
Mr.
I'll Venmo you over here
It's called a blueberry
Not because of the blue strip
It's freaking blue, dude.
This is not blue.
That's blue, bro.
This is not blue.
The whole thing's blue.
No, it is not.
Dude, that's blue.
Dude, that is so unbelievably blue.
You are so wrong with this.
It's actually crazy.
It's called a blue because it has a fucking blue line right down the middle of it.
Danny, the $100 bill is majority blue, bro.
No, it is not.
It just purely isn't.
It's just not at all.
What is happening, right?
Are you colorblind?
Is that a thing?
I'm phenomenal.
Yeah, obviously the old one's green.
No, obviously the old one's not.
But the reason it's called blue is because of the blue line.
Look it up.
It's not blue.
It just does this.
It's just not.
You're just wrong.
It's just a very dull green.
Danny's about to have a Chaz moment on TikTok.
This is going straight to TikTok, that the new $100 bills aren't blue.
Hold on.
What color is my nail?
That's disgusting.
That's disgusting.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
How hard is it, or how easy is it to actually steal a car and get away with it?
Is it easy to steal a car and get away with it?
I feel like that's one of the hardest things to steal.
I feel like the easiest way to probably get away with it
is doing it at night when people aren't around,
and then automatically you've got to go to a chop shop.
Yeah, you've got to break that chop shop.
And what?
They change the registration?
They do it for parts.
They either paint it and change plates or wrap it for parts.
Yeah, I guess you just sell it.
You've got to start breaking it down.
Yeah, but you have to have, like, the chop shop already, like, kind of set up.
Yeah.
And then, like, the cops will go, I don't know.
Well, obviously, you're not going to a normal mechanic and be like, hey, just break it down for me, please.
Hey, can I, just give me this cash in money.
Yeah, you got to know, you know, some shady shit.
Yeah, but I think it's pretty hard to go to, like, steal a car and then use it as your own.
I don't think you really do that.
Oh, right.
Like, this is my Lamborghini now.
Yeah.
That's just too risky.
Why?
Because then you get, you know, you have to do registration, your plates, you know, some cop will pull you over and say,
Yeah, this car is reported stolen.
Cops really can't, they don't bother.
They don't actually look for the car.
It's just if it pops up, then it's, oh, yeah, this car is stolen.
Yeah, I mean, how can they, you can't, it's not like a huge game of eye to eye.
My uncle's car literally got snatched right from under our noses.
It was parked, we were in Poland.
We had an Airbnb.
The car was literally down the block.
We went out to go get groceries for like, you know, and we come back.
We got like, you know, a bottle of whiskey, some chasers, food for the weekend and shit like that.
and we're coming
and as a joke
I'm like
oh my god
watch it
your car's not here
and he looks
he's like
pick pick
you fucking asshole
it's right there
we go inside
whatever
we had a drink or two
took a piss
we go outside
because we were supposed
to go meet someone
pick pick
nothing
pick pick
nothing
literally we were inside
for 20-30 minutes
Airbnb
literally within the 20-30
yeah an Airbnb in Poland
I don't
I don't think
I have been in Airbnbs
enough
to like have dealt
with like a crazy
kind of host you think there's a lot of people that you think there's a lot of people that are
in airbnb airbnbs all the time i mean not tim dylan crazy but like kind of weird or creepy
host there has to be right yeah and also i mean that's a that's situation he was partially the
crazy person i mean he was it was his fault i mean i've dealt with the fucking crazy airbnb
yeah one time i was i was at an airbnb because i was going to his music festival in philadelphia
made in america and uh the airbnbs were were you know very expensive around the area so we got one
um and it wasn't the entire house you know how you can rent you can rent a room in in the place
but it said it was a room with a lockable door turns out the person when we got there there was
an air mattress in the living room there was an air mattress in the living room and there was
there was there was two other groups of people who were all over the place who were like all who
were who were sold other rooms and the woman whose host was who's who hosted the air maybe
was also just living in her room so we were in an air mattress in the shared space of this place
so it's like so so so like so like we'd wake up in the living room and someone's literally like
she's cooking eggs and like we're using we're using her bathroom and she's like oh you can't
use my bathroom right now i have to go shower and go to work and it's like first of all you
you sold us something
that is not
just not true
but because we were
just there already
and we were going
to a music festival anyway
so we were going to be
drunk as fuck
we just decided
whatever
how much was it
was it expensive
oh it was super cheap
yeah I mean that's
if that was expensive
I would have
been living
I mean it was
it wasn't like
20 bucks
it wasn't cheap
it was no
no no
40
no no
cheaper
no like 100
like 120 bucks a night
have you ever been
in an Airbnb
what Airbnb do you get
for 40 dollars
dude if you just
the fucking like i'm hearing an air mattress fair point fair point but still but also it's
extreme supply and demand because it was it was in the city and it's really close it's
within walking distance to the music festival all right so yeah she cashed in for the weekend
and she probably double booked and you know i mean to us didn't matter but the people
just absolutely had the other people who were there also had didn't want anything to do with
us right i think they were upset because they thought that they got gypped because they
actually had the room, and now there's just somebody
sleeping in the living room.
So they were mad at us.
Well, first of all, they're lame.
How on earth is that your fault?
Oh, man.
I can't even imagine.
It's not my fault.
I can't imagine being in that situation. I would have been so fucking angry.
Oh, my God.
It's ridiculous.
Like I said, we were just there.
I feel like
especially with these music festivals
and these really short weekend trips,
you're like this is how it is now if and we can't let it ruin the trip yeah let's just keep on
keeping on and get drunk enough to not care about it when we get home i feel like you're very good
at that you're good at like not letting things like that ruin what you hope the experience will
be does that make sense yeah because i mean it's you're you're you're really like shooting yourself
in the foot like like it it happened it is what it is you can be mad about it later but don't let
it ruin an entire trip vacation you've spent on fucking airfare you spent ticket prices like
you can't let it ruin that or else you know you lose yeah but that's how i think about it but i
also i would also think about in the sense like again obviously it's not your fault because you
thought you booked what you actually booked so it's like that's what i'd be mad about also because
also the thing is like i've been on enough vacations to different countries at this point
where you know and i'm a big planner typically that's why i would but nothing nothing ever goes
100 according to plan true and so if and and so if and so if you let those things bother you
then you're going to ruin your own vacation you're right and master plans never work that's a fact i
try to build my my whenever i travel my new my new philosophy is i try to build a scaffolding
it's it's it's like a loose plan but if but if it doesn't work out that's fine too it's just it's
just to kind of it's just kind of to guide what we think should happen i would hope scaffoldings
aren't loose when i'm standing on them yeah but you know what i mean depending where i'm going i
always make sure that there's like you know i i check off there's like must do's to certain places
yeah that's that's fine it's like you just yeah i care if you're here and here you have to go you
know what i mean like there's certain places where you just have to do it yeah that's what it's known
for that's what you gotta do yeah yeah no of course that's that's thing but i'm saying a lot
of people go into a trip and say uh here's this night this itinerary dirty wake up exactly
and then oh this is going late which means we might miss be 10 minutes late to our dinner
reservation she's like pulling out her hair and and you're you're ruining your this is supposed
to be a vacation and you know what the problem is with on vacations that person is like trying
their best to make the vacation good and everybody who they're with they're making that person's
making it worse for them exactly because they feel like i'm in a i'm in a box right now yeah
i can't do what i want yeah precisely so you just gotta release control and go with the flow
can i see that antenna real quick can i see it i just want to know what we're doing like
people be forgetting what vacation's for you gotta go chill relax from the outside world
your work your friends whatever exactly that's what exactly what it's for this this is making
me think about the world returning to normal i have vacations planned i'm going on vacations
you know what i did exactly new york's back open i went for the first time to a uh a bar i had to
show my little vaccine pass wow total total all over like people all over the dance floor no masks
fucking packed to that pack to the brim it was great so did i went to a club for the first time
like last weekend and everybody packed to the brim dancing together awesome it was great great
Also, because the bar I went to was literally like, give me your ID and prove your vaccination.
I felt very safe in there.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense.
This is where we're all vaxxed and ready to rumble.
Yeah, we're vaxxed and ready for sacks.
And it was a wild night, illustrated by the fact that the last thing in my phone search history is how to clean up urine from a mattress.
Oh, God.
I didn't know that.
Oh, my God, Danny.
Oh, my God.
I didn't know if you wanted me to go there or not
because I was waiting for you.
That's a sign of a good night.
Danny came in at 2, 3 a.m.
this wild night
and for two hours straight,
it sounded like he was jumping
and just cannonballing onto the floor.
And because he pissed himself,
I like to think that his body was trying so hard
to get him to the bathroom
and he just kept plopping on the ground
and couldn't make it
and then he just gave up and pissed.
You don't know if I pissed myself.
You told me that.
We don't know if I pissed myself.
Don't tell me that someone else
There's a lot of different ways
There's a lot of different reasons you can search that
No no he stood
We're talking about you
Who gave you a golden shower
I was like I should have set up the pads
The plastic on it
You don't have a dog
But it is
The point is
The point is
It's distilled white vinegar and baking soda
We're putting that information out there for everybody
That's how you clean off urine from ashes
You need to know
For one reason or the other
I'm surprised you didn't know that already
I did, this is my first rodeo
That's fantastic
I told you man, we're one step closer to getting you Depends
This is going to be
I've gotten them so many times
I've brought them as a joke to parties all the time
It's not a joke
It is a joke, I don't actually wear them
You should
I shouldn't.
I feel like on nights like that...
Well, first of all, I'm sure now you wish you might have worn a Depends.
I still don't.
I've worn them before.
They're not comfortable.
That's probably true.
In any...
They are a diaper.
They feel like a diaper.
They're horrible to wear.
I wore them once as part of a little bit I did for this thing where I was talking about
public speaking.
And the whole point was that I was really nervous about it.
And then the gag of it all was that I was actually wearing Depends.
Depends was it about depends. No, I was I was wearing depends
Because I was you know, I might piss myself right here of public speaking. Oh, I mean, that's funny. That's cute
I know it came in a little box
I was I was presenting comes something called the presentation preparation kit
And so it had like the head like it had like depends and it had like a laser pointer and it had like it was it
Was it was a good it was good. It's a big black dildo
It had like a false
a false collar so if you're just wearing like a sweatshirt you can put in a business collar
i mean it was a maybe i'll maybe i'll sell it one day occasion yeah that was good for you
yeah it was a good one i feel like i i felt like i would have wore it the point the point of that
was that that's when the first time i wore adult diapers and they're very uncomfortable okay that
was the point that's fair i've never worn them so i can't uh talk about the comfort but i feel like
I don't know man
that would give me
so much freedom
to be like
if I wore it
to be like
oh man
I'm going out
I'm going right now
I'm slamming them back
I don't care
who thinks
they're gonna get pissed on
cause they won't be
cause I got my depends
also I mean
you just get a
mattress protector
that
that does the trick
that's yeah
for Danny's case
I thought
didn't you have
a mattress protector
on yours
uh
yeah
went straight through
uh
no no no
it's definitely
better
let's get out of here
Martin tell them
where to find you
alright my name is
Martin
you can find me on
Instagram
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