Picky Boys Podcast - How ICarly Started Youtube Boxing! - Picky Boys Podcast #177

Episode Date: June 20, 2021

Get your summer merch here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio, Martin, and Danny discuss Father's Day, ICarly predicting the future, stealing a car, crazy AirBnB hosts, how to enj...oy a vacation, and another Danny Pee Story! Leave a comment below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Chazz - https://www.instagram.com/chazzwins/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

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Starting point is 00:00:00 yeah no i mean happy father's day i agree with you i don't think you should get your dad a gift he has a stepchild oh yeah still a virgin yeah we're vaxxed and ready for sacks and it what is happening the last thing in my phone search history is how to clean up urine for a mattress all right let's do this all right we're in a rainbow yeah let's come in three two one happy father's day everybody all those picky dads and daddies picky dads and daddies yeah we're We might as well call us fathers. We're daddies. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Daddy. That's good. I like that. I have a hat that says number one dad. That's because you have children across the country. Danny has an illegitimate child in every country he's been to. That's how he stamps his passport. I do get asked a lot whether I am a dad or not when I wear that hat.
Starting point is 00:00:52 For a good reason. I mean, that's fair. It's like saying, yeah, yeah, yeah. it's like i work like it's like saying i have in a head that's like i'm an electrician like oh yeah really where do you work and it's like oh no i'm not but have you ever seen like that's besides i mean it doesn't matter have you ever seen somebody's shirt at all and said oh are you this like who who like who does that like who even asks in general about a piece of clothing you're wearing and then you go oh are you a dad like that's so strange other parents might try to relate to you
Starting point is 00:01:22 because you're so young yeah or they'll be like wow i'm really surprised that you're a father because you look so young. That's fucking weird. You come out like a douchebag. It's none of your business, so lay off. I got three kids. I always just tell them I aborted it. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Classic. It's just a waiter trying to get through your order. Oh, you're a dad? She's trying to be friendly. I think it's weird to see something like that and then say, Are you really the number one grandma?
Starting point is 00:01:55 It's like fucking strange. It's like, no, they're just handing these out to anybody. Yeah. I don't know. Are you getting your dad's anything for Father's Day? No. No? I actually, this reminded me that it was Father's Day.
Starting point is 00:02:09 And I think I'm just going to give up on this because I'm not getting my dad a gift either. Speaking of picky boys, my dad's a picky dad too because Jesus Christ, getting him a gift. No, I'm not getting my dad a gift because honestly, the past three gifts I've gotten him, he's either hated, disliked, or gone. you know what what are you doing yeah and i was like you know it's a it's a gift dude oh i was joking i'm gonna get my dad again oh no no my dad is not getting a gift this year my dad's not gonna give you dude i'm probably gonna do the classic wait for my brother get him some of me like yeah here's like 50 20 bucks dude the first the first like real time when i was like delivering pizza the first real time i was getting money i went to my dad likes twisted teas but hated all
Starting point is 00:02:49 the calories in them so and twisted teas just came out with twisted tea lights so but they were only available in specific states not here so i went to jersey place didn't have them i went to connecticut and then they finally had them so this is already like a three-hour trip i bought four cases brought them home so all together probably like a five-hour trip handed to him he tasted one goes oh these suck amazing okay all right strike one but at least he's honest yeah i mean i guess so it's like what are we gonna do with these other four cases because honestly i didn't like them either so it's like god damn it the first time i fucking saved up money and not like when I had like money to get instead of doing like a homemade gift or something
Starting point is 00:03:24 like that I was like yeah I got a job now I'm gonna get my dad something by myself this year I'm gonna do something real nice so like growing up he had a favorite soccer team and I remember he was talking about this one player he's like yo I love this guy he's young we got him cheap he's got great talent all this shit love the guy he's like yo I'm gonna get him a jersey this guy he's gonna love it they had a really nice jersey that year went to the Nike store in Manhattan everything They got him even a custom soccer ball, mad stuff, the jersey. Balled out. It's already a lot of work.
Starting point is 00:03:52 You're putting in so much effort. I did. I gave it up for like a 15, 16-year-old kid, putting like $250, $300 on Father's Day, trying to make it special. Yeah. Oh, man. Looks at the ball. Tossed it.
Starting point is 00:04:06 It's like, no, this sucks. It's to the jersey. I'm like, all right, whatever. The balls was just like a gift just to put it by his nightstand or whatever. The jersey, here it comes. Yeah. It's like a kid on Christmas. you're waiting for that reaction puts it down i don't even wear jerseys this was so wow so i just
Starting point is 00:04:24 got up i was like all right happy father's day asshole see you later yeah i don't know i you know uh my my dad is not the kind of guy and i think a lot of dads aren't because i feel like everybody like if you ever go to like a like target right now before father's day they always have like oh here's a bunch of grill accessories my dad doesn't grill my mom's the griller it's like here's a bunch of tools like my dad does not even has never used a power tool his entire life like he doesn't need any of this there's like all this stereotypical dad stuff none of it none of it works um so i just well actually is i would you would call golf a stereotypical yeah yeah yeah i guess that's a dad thing my dad's a little bit into golf so that's
Starting point is 00:05:06 what i'm doing this year i'm i bought well last year i got him the same thing it was a hundred gift certificate to Topgolf, the driving range. And this year we're going to Topgolf for Father's Day, so I'm just going to get him another $100 gift certificate and pay for the whole thing. Oh, I mean, that's a good gift, because that's a gift you guys could do together.
Starting point is 00:05:25 I think my most recent gift... See, so I tried to mimic that in the sense that it's like, okay, what does my dad like? And then I put it all together in a zen garden. You know what a zen garden is? Like the little sand in the rake that people have when they're about to shoot themselves at their desk job or something to calm down.
Starting point is 00:05:40 So I got him that And then I took out everything And I added like a little bottle of Jameson Some like plastic naked girl figurines And like a Lambo And some stuff And I was like, here's your Zen Garden And he was like, what?
Starting point is 00:05:52 Sand? I go to the beach, get sand and make this What the fuck? And I was like, man, just say thanks Say thanks and then throw it out when I'm not there Happy Father's Day I agree with you, I don't think you should get your dad a gift I'm not getting my dad a gift anymore
Starting point is 00:06:09 No he doesn't deserve it Do what I do Just wait for Your sister to get him something Hopefully my sister learned too He's not getting a gift either He doesn't deserve it Happy Father's Day though
Starting point is 00:06:23 And if you just figured out it was Father's Day Then hurry up Yeah hurry up because it's now Home Depot is still probably having a sale So get out there You have to have Have you ever had that Like, I owe you a gift because you forgot?
Starting point is 00:06:40 Oh, yeah. Like, the day of? Oh, yeah. It's like, oh, right. Yeah. Oh, it's coming. You know, Amazon these days. I got you the next time I see you.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Yeah, it's like, you know, don't worry. It's coming. I forgot it at home. Yeah, I know. Exactly. I just wasn't home. So you're the most punctual, rememberative man? No, but I've had many occasions where a gift didn't show up on time.
Starting point is 00:07:01 But if that happens, then I'll do some kind of, like, scrappy put together, like, in the walgreens parking lot something something something that i can at least like give him even if it's just like a like like one year i got this like grateful dead comic book slash vinyl set and it was it was really late in uh arriving and so that day i like put something together that like just like was was at least something he could open and then it had like the gift information inside and i was like so it's so you you opened it and it's like it's coming that's so that's such a tease that's so lame it's better than saying oh it'll be here soon sorry no it's not because you because you because it's it's part of the whole gift giving you know ceremony you
Starting point is 00:07:48 open the cards you get the gift i don't know that's like santa giving a kid a gift and them being excited and opening it and go and then in the side it just read like oh yeah you'll get it soon that's a two weeks listen listen i don't know maybe maybe that's just my parents that's my parents did for so so many of my gifts and the gift came eventually or was it just like a hold off and then it's another box with another like no no don't worry the the gift always comes but the point is that it's it nobody ever like wants to just not have a gift and say oh it'll be here soon like you just even if it's super small just have something to open that's i i get what you And I think, because really it's all the gift giving and whether it's Father's Day or your
Starting point is 00:08:32 birthday or Christmas, it's all about like, it really is like the thought that counts. It's like, I'm giving you a gift because like, I love you and this, and so, you know, that's the little tiny things go the long way. I think the thought that counts, that whole thing is lame. Okay. I think it's lame. Fuck your thought. Yeah, I think it's lame because it's like, you know, yeah, I'm really glad that you thought
Starting point is 00:08:50 to get me something and then just didn't. Thanks, buddy. No, that's not what that means. I know, I know. not what that means at all yeah the thought that counts means that if it's a even if you only get somebody a their favorite candy bar it's it it it may not be oh a nice pair of headphones that i wanted but it's but it's but it's a but it's something that you gave me because you know i like it that's what that means the thought that counts as an excuse to give someone a shitty cheap
Starting point is 00:09:15 oh my god that's exactly what that is honestly i'm really starting to understand why your dad was so upset because you don't understand the basic principles of gift giving. I mean you don't understand it at all. I think that that's exactly what that is and I'll stick by that. No. Santa didn't
Starting point is 00:09:35 build his name off of the thought that counts. This is not fake. This is fake. I know my dad. My dad's the type of person like you ask him like, hey, is there anything that you specifically want? You know, make my life fucking easier, dude. No I don't want anything
Starting point is 00:09:50 No for real I don't want anything But he sits there And he just looks at you And he's like I don't want anything And he's like looking And it's like
Starting point is 00:09:55 You fucking want something Oh you mean he's like He like played like No I don't want anything I don't want anything I don't want anything And then like later Like he'll be
Starting point is 00:10:01 Like we go to work together And he'll just drop A random ass bomb He'll be like Fuck On my wall He's like I broke my drill
Starting point is 00:10:08 Ah okay Like shit like that I'm like There you go You're wasting a girl right now Just tell me what you want Yeah But I also feel like
Starting point is 00:10:17 That's dangerous because I feel like people like that are notoriously fast buyers. It's like, oh, I broke my drill. New one tomorrow. It's like they don't even give you like a time frame to get something. No, my dad's not like that. Oh, never mind. You nailed it then.
Starting point is 00:10:28 All right, Danny, I feel it coming off you. I know you were talking about this iCarly reboot. Oh, my Jesus. It's back. This is the show you was, oh, my. I thought you were going to say something. It's back. iCarly is back.
Starting point is 00:10:42 It came out today. First three episodes dropped. I watched the first one. um and then it'll come out um you know every week yeah after this what's it on paramount plus uh this is not an ad um but no i i mean i thought it was really good it's it's really really like a dangerous move to do something like this to make a show that was so coveted for for children and then try to make a similar show targeted at that older audience it's very hard to do it's targeted like yeah i heard carly was uh cursing yeah she said bitch oh what talk about
Starting point is 00:11:20 no and it was no no no because they're they're trying to target you i mean it's still because we watched it it's still a little dated and i feel like that's just because uh well not dated it's just i feel like the the whole entire like like the setup setup of shows with laugh tracks just feels very old nowadays like even if you go watch like friends or like a seinfeld it just feels cringy and i carly always had a laugh track and so it it kind of has to keep it so it just feels a little old in that way but uh i mean i thought it was really good and then i was also thinking back i carly came out in 2007 wow and so so so we were 10 okay and back then you know this is this was like this was a this was a dream that these two girls could have this internet tv
Starting point is 00:12:11 show and it's like it really was kind of like ahead of its time in terms of now now all of the things make so much sense like everybody has a youtube channel carly goes live this that and the other like it really did predict all this shit like this is what we're doing literally what Do they show her, like, trying to compete with, like, Dixie and Charlie? Oh, my God. Holy shit. That's true. They did the fucking, that stupid fight where Carly, she's the fucking YouTuber, and she's
Starting point is 00:12:42 fighting a real fighter. Oh, that's true. They did YouTube boxing first, too, with Victoria Justice. Yeah, Victoria Justice was, like, the real fighter, and fucking Carly was the fucking... I Carly was Jake Paul before Jake Paul. You're not a real Jake. I mean, yeah. Now I know where you got the idea from, you piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:12:57 but like looking back it really was kind of ahead of its time in terms of now this is what everybody wants to do wow everybody wants to have
Starting point is 00:13:04 this show I mean it's pretty cool you know they had a Jamba Juice store before Jamba Juice was really popular yeah remember the guy
Starting point is 00:13:11 with the bagel stick and then they have the you know and they have I don't know so so far it's good I like it I think it's nostalgic
Starting point is 00:13:18 Freddie is on his second divorce and failed startup oh real you gotta bring that realism Antonio was just wrong Antonio was trying to
Starting point is 00:13:25 tell me he was married with the kid that's not what I thought he was married with a kid. No. So he has no kid? Just two divorces? No, he has a stepchild.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Still a virgin? And a divorce. I was talking about more the child. But he lives with his mom. So what? You're not counting stepchildren as children now? He lives with his mom.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Okay, well, I mean, that has nothing to do with the child. But he doesn't own the child. The child lives with the divorced wife. Oh, yeah, so he's not doing so hot. No. Well, yeah, and Spencer's some rich artist. So he is. He is a rich artist.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Yeah. Oh, nice. Are you talking about real life? No, no, no. The show, Mark. Come on, read a book. The point is, I suggest you watch it. Maybe if there wasn't Like Harley,
Starting point is 00:14:00 there wouldn't even be a Picky Boys podcast. Who knows? Yeah, Butterfly Flag, who knows? They're also trying to bring back Ned's Declassable Ned. Ned is desperately trying to bring it back, but Nickelodeon doesn't want to. Yeah, Ned went to TikTok and he was like, please, I've been trying to tell the Nickelodeon execs
Starting point is 00:14:16 that you guys would like this. Honestly, didn't one of them do something bad? That's very vague. I don't know. I'm sure everyone did something bad. Was it Coconut Head or Ned or one of them? Coconut Head's a DJ. Besides Point.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Besides Point. Well, I mean, if iCarly works, maybe. Coconut Head's just Oliver Tree. That's true. I don't know. If iCarly works, maybe it's the next step for Ned to be like, hey, look at this. Look at this. No, look at me.
Starting point is 00:14:39 True. Look at me. True. But I think Ned wanted to make it more raunchier. Even more raunchy. It could be more raunchy. Like, this is the adult survival guide. Right.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Because it could be college. And if you do college. If it's college, it could be like, yeah, just put Ned's Declassified in Blue Mountain State. although I will say in the new iCarly there has not been a single scene I don't think
Starting point is 00:15:00 where they're not drinking alcohol really they're drinking constantly first of all Freddie's going through two divorces
Starting point is 00:15:07 and Spencer's like a big time artist and I'm sure they're drinking all the time and Carly's about to restart
Starting point is 00:15:14 Carly was on Italian QVC for some reason what does that mean I don't know what that means you know QVC the channel
Starting point is 00:15:21 I know she's on Italian QVC alright You know, so she was selling, I don't know, what do Italian people use in the kitchen? Pasta rollers? Whatever they use. Arugula plants?
Starting point is 00:15:34 Either way. No, it's actually called rocket in Europe, not arugula. Oh, yeah, the rocket salad, rocket pizza. Yeah, they do. What do you think of arugula? I think anything green should just get out of here. I think anything green is terrible except for leaves. Also, they even changed the color of money to blue,
Starting point is 00:15:53 so you don't get it all out of here. Anything green that you could eat. I mean, 100 bills are like blueberries now. They say weed's pretty cool. 100 bills are absolutely blue now. They have the blue line. They're not green with a blue line. They're like blue, dude.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Bruh, you don't have enough hundos in your hand. I have a hundred. They call them blue because they have the blue line. They're blue. No, they're not. Oh, my son of a bitch. If you got a $100 bill right now, you'd say it was blue? It's very light blue.
Starting point is 00:16:21 No, it is not. It's It has It's But it's green I feel like the outsides of it is blue It's blue And then like where the head is is green
Starting point is 00:16:29 It's blue bro If I remember correctly Do you have one on you? No But I have a I have a picture I have a picture Throw it at the camera
Starting point is 00:16:37 Blue It is Oh my god That's so fucking hard See this is This is your problem with you And your elitist Cashless society
Starting point is 00:16:44 You don't touch the bills anymore You don't even know Mr. I'll Venmo you over here It's called a blueberry Not because of the blue strip It's freaking blue, dude. This is not blue.
Starting point is 00:16:54 That's blue, bro. This is not blue. The whole thing's blue. No, it is not. Dude, that's blue. Dude, that is so unbelievably blue. You are so wrong with this. It's actually crazy.
Starting point is 00:17:04 It's called a blue because it has a fucking blue line right down the middle of it. Danny, the $100 bill is majority blue, bro. No, it is not. It just purely isn't. It's just not at all. What is happening, right? Are you colorblind? Is that a thing?
Starting point is 00:17:23 I'm phenomenal. Yeah, obviously the old one's green. No, obviously the old one's not. But the reason it's called blue is because of the blue line. Look it up. It's not blue. It just does this. It's just not.
Starting point is 00:17:33 You're just wrong. It's just a very dull green. Danny's about to have a Chaz moment on TikTok. This is going straight to TikTok, that the new $100 bills aren't blue. Hold on. What color is my nail? That's disgusting. That's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:17:46 That's what it is. Yeah. How hard is it, or how easy is it to actually steal a car and get away with it? Is it easy to steal a car and get away with it? I feel like that's one of the hardest things to steal. I feel like the easiest way to probably get away with it is doing it at night when people aren't around, and then automatically you've got to go to a chop shop.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Yeah, you've got to break that chop shop. And what? They change the registration? They do it for parts. They either paint it and change plates or wrap it for parts. Yeah, I guess you just sell it. You've got to start breaking it down. Yeah, but you have to have, like, the chop shop already, like, kind of set up.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Yeah. And then, like, the cops will go, I don't know. Well, obviously, you're not going to a normal mechanic and be like, hey, just break it down for me, please. Hey, can I, just give me this cash in money. Yeah, you got to know, you know, some shady shit. Yeah, but I think it's pretty hard to go to, like, steal a car and then use it as your own. I don't think you really do that. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Like, this is my Lamborghini now. Yeah. That's just too risky. Why? Because then you get, you know, you have to do registration, your plates, you know, some cop will pull you over and say, Yeah, this car is reported stolen. Cops really can't, they don't bother. They don't actually look for the car.
Starting point is 00:18:50 It's just if it pops up, then it's, oh, yeah, this car is stolen. Yeah, I mean, how can they, you can't, it's not like a huge game of eye to eye. My uncle's car literally got snatched right from under our noses. It was parked, we were in Poland. We had an Airbnb. The car was literally down the block. We went out to go get groceries for like, you know, and we come back. We got like, you know, a bottle of whiskey, some chasers, food for the weekend and shit like that.
Starting point is 00:19:13 and we're coming and as a joke I'm like oh my god watch it your car's not here and he looks he's like
Starting point is 00:19:18 pick pick you fucking asshole it's right there we go inside whatever we had a drink or two took a piss we go outside
Starting point is 00:19:26 because we were supposed to go meet someone pick pick nothing pick pick nothing literally we were inside for 20-30 minutes
Starting point is 00:19:32 Airbnb literally within the 20-30 yeah an Airbnb in Poland I don't I don't think I have been in Airbnbs enough to like have dealt
Starting point is 00:19:41 with like a crazy kind of host you think there's a lot of people that you think there's a lot of people that are in airbnb airbnbs all the time i mean not tim dylan crazy but like kind of weird or creepy host there has to be right yeah and also i mean that's a that's situation he was partially the crazy person i mean he was it was his fault i mean i've dealt with the fucking crazy airbnb yeah one time i was i was at an airbnb because i was going to his music festival in philadelphia made in america and uh the airbnbs were were you know very expensive around the area so we got one um and it wasn't the entire house you know how you can rent you can rent a room in in the place
Starting point is 00:20:19 but it said it was a room with a lockable door turns out the person when we got there there was an air mattress in the living room there was an air mattress in the living room and there was there was there was two other groups of people who were all over the place who were like all who were who were sold other rooms and the woman whose host was who's who hosted the air maybe was also just living in her room so we were in an air mattress in the shared space of this place so it's like so so so like so like we'd wake up in the living room and someone's literally like she's cooking eggs and like we're using we're using her bathroom and she's like oh you can't use my bathroom right now i have to go shower and go to work and it's like first of all you
Starting point is 00:21:05 you sold us something that is not just not true but because we were just there already and we were going to a music festival anyway so we were going to be
Starting point is 00:21:12 drunk as fuck we just decided whatever how much was it was it expensive oh it was super cheap yeah I mean that's if that was expensive
Starting point is 00:21:19 I would have been living I mean it was it wasn't like 20 bucks it wasn't cheap it was no no no
Starting point is 00:21:25 40 no no cheaper no like 100 like 120 bucks a night have you ever been in an Airbnb what Airbnb do you get
Starting point is 00:21:32 for 40 dollars dude if you just the fucking like i'm hearing an air mattress fair point fair point but still but also it's extreme supply and demand because it was it was in the city and it's really close it's within walking distance to the music festival all right so yeah she cashed in for the weekend and she probably double booked and you know i mean to us didn't matter but the people just absolutely had the other people who were there also had didn't want anything to do with us right i think they were upset because they thought that they got gypped because they
Starting point is 00:22:04 actually had the room, and now there's just somebody sleeping in the living room. So they were mad at us. Well, first of all, they're lame. How on earth is that your fault? Oh, man. I can't even imagine. It's not my fault.
Starting point is 00:22:19 I can't imagine being in that situation. I would have been so fucking angry. Oh, my God. It's ridiculous. Like I said, we were just there. I feel like especially with these music festivals and these really short weekend trips, you're like this is how it is now if and we can't let it ruin the trip yeah let's just keep on
Starting point is 00:22:39 keeping on and get drunk enough to not care about it when we get home i feel like you're very good at that you're good at like not letting things like that ruin what you hope the experience will be does that make sense yeah because i mean it's you're you're you're really like shooting yourself in the foot like like it it happened it is what it is you can be mad about it later but don't let it ruin an entire trip vacation you've spent on fucking airfare you spent ticket prices like you can't let it ruin that or else you know you lose yeah but that's how i think about it but i also i would also think about in the sense like again obviously it's not your fault because you thought you booked what you actually booked so it's like that's what i'd be mad about also because
Starting point is 00:23:18 also the thing is like i've been on enough vacations to different countries at this point where you know and i'm a big planner typically that's why i would but nothing nothing ever goes 100 according to plan true and so if and and so if and so if you let those things bother you then you're going to ruin your own vacation you're right and master plans never work that's a fact i try to build my my whenever i travel my new my new philosophy is i try to build a scaffolding it's it's it's like a loose plan but if but if it doesn't work out that's fine too it's just it's just to kind of it's just kind of to guide what we think should happen i would hope scaffoldings aren't loose when i'm standing on them yeah but you know what i mean depending where i'm going i
Starting point is 00:23:59 always make sure that there's like you know i i check off there's like must do's to certain places yeah that's that's fine it's like you just yeah i care if you're here and here you have to go you know what i mean like there's certain places where you just have to do it yeah that's what it's known for that's what you gotta do yeah yeah no of course that's that's thing but i'm saying a lot of people go into a trip and say uh here's this night this itinerary dirty wake up exactly and then oh this is going late which means we might miss be 10 minutes late to our dinner reservation she's like pulling out her hair and and you're you're ruining your this is supposed to be a vacation and you know what the problem is with on vacations that person is like trying
Starting point is 00:24:37 their best to make the vacation good and everybody who they're with they're making that person's making it worse for them exactly because they feel like i'm in a i'm in a box right now yeah i can't do what i want yeah precisely so you just gotta release control and go with the flow can i see that antenna real quick can i see it i just want to know what we're doing like people be forgetting what vacation's for you gotta go chill relax from the outside world your work your friends whatever exactly that's what exactly what it's for this this is making me think about the world returning to normal i have vacations planned i'm going on vacations you know what i did exactly new york's back open i went for the first time to a uh a bar i had to
Starting point is 00:25:17 show my little vaccine pass wow total total all over like people all over the dance floor no masks fucking packed to that pack to the brim it was great so did i went to a club for the first time like last weekend and everybody packed to the brim dancing together awesome it was great great Also, because the bar I went to was literally like, give me your ID and prove your vaccination. I felt very safe in there. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. This is where we're all vaxxed and ready to rumble.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Yeah, we're vaxxed and ready for sacks. And it was a wild night, illustrated by the fact that the last thing in my phone search history is how to clean up urine from a mattress. Oh, God. I didn't know that. Oh, my God, Danny. Oh, my God. I didn't know if you wanted me to go there or not because I was waiting for you.
Starting point is 00:26:11 That's a sign of a good night. Danny came in at 2, 3 a.m. this wild night and for two hours straight, it sounded like he was jumping and just cannonballing onto the floor. And because he pissed himself, I like to think that his body was trying so hard
Starting point is 00:26:27 to get him to the bathroom and he just kept plopping on the ground and couldn't make it and then he just gave up and pissed. You don't know if I pissed myself. You told me that. We don't know if I pissed myself. Don't tell me that someone else
Starting point is 00:26:40 There's a lot of different ways There's a lot of different reasons you can search that No no he stood We're talking about you Who gave you a golden shower I was like I should have set up the pads The plastic on it You don't have a dog
Starting point is 00:26:58 But it is The point is The point is It's distilled white vinegar and baking soda We're putting that information out there for everybody That's how you clean off urine from ashes You need to know For one reason or the other
Starting point is 00:27:15 I'm surprised you didn't know that already I did, this is my first rodeo That's fantastic I told you man, we're one step closer to getting you Depends This is going to be I've gotten them so many times I've brought them as a joke to parties all the time It's not a joke
Starting point is 00:27:31 It is a joke, I don't actually wear them You should I shouldn't. I feel like on nights like that... Well, first of all, I'm sure now you wish you might have worn a Depends. I still don't. I've worn them before. They're not comfortable.
Starting point is 00:27:43 That's probably true. In any... They are a diaper. They feel like a diaper. They're horrible to wear. I wore them once as part of a little bit I did for this thing where I was talking about public speaking. And the whole point was that I was really nervous about it.
Starting point is 00:27:59 And then the gag of it all was that I was actually wearing Depends. Depends was it about depends. No, I was I was wearing depends Because I was you know, I might piss myself right here of public speaking. Oh, I mean, that's funny. That's cute I know it came in a little box I was I was presenting comes something called the presentation preparation kit And so it had like the head like it had like depends and it had like a laser pointer and it had like it was it Was it was a good it was good. It's a big black dildo It had like a false
Starting point is 00:28:33 a false collar so if you're just wearing like a sweatshirt you can put in a business collar i mean it was a maybe i'll maybe i'll sell it one day occasion yeah that was good for you yeah it was a good one i feel like i i felt like i would have wore it the point the point of that was that that's when the first time i wore adult diapers and they're very uncomfortable okay that was the point that's fair i've never worn them so i can't uh talk about the comfort but i feel like I don't know man that would give me so much freedom
Starting point is 00:29:02 to be like if I wore it to be like oh man I'm going out I'm going right now I'm slamming them back I don't care
Starting point is 00:29:10 who thinks they're gonna get pissed on cause they won't be cause I got my depends also I mean you just get a mattress protector that
Starting point is 00:29:16 that does the trick that's yeah for Danny's case I thought didn't you have a mattress protector on yours uh
Starting point is 00:29:24 yeah went straight through uh no no no it's definitely better let's get out of here Martin tell them
Starting point is 00:29:36 where to find you alright my name is Martin you can find me on Instagram Morrison underscore Mears and I think we're
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