Picky Boys Podcast - How Our Parents Gave Us THE TALK!?! - Picky Boys Podcast #233

Episode Date: July 10, 2022

In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss watching live sports, how long Danny believed in Santa, the boy's birds and the bees talk with their parents, and octopi regrowing their limbs! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

Yeah, they call me Danny. We're already champion of women. I'm not saying Well, it really doesn't sound like that. Mr. Man. It doesn't sound like that. I'm not I did not at all say Trying to catch me here, which is a funny karaoke song because you don't sing anything and then everybody just goes tequila Welcome back to the Vicky Woods podcast today. We have Antonio Briscoe coming from New York City and JT Holden Are we fighting each other? In this corner. In this corner. A bare knuckle boxing match for the ages.

Gutter. Gutter. Oh, God. No, no. Stop. Stop. Speaking of boxing matches, are we going to go to go see Jake Paul in Madison Square Garden August 8th? No, man.

There are some sports where I just don't think that going there live is any better at all. Yeah, I think we should go. To be honest, I think that's most sports. No. Wow. Dude, the – I mean, if you're talking about actually watching the game, then yes. Sorry, that's what I'm talking about. Obviously, like, getting drinks and that's all cool.

But, like, the energy of a crowd, especially if it's, like, something you want – a team you want to win is pretty electric. I don't know. I disagree. I feel like the best sport to watch live, and it is better, is basketball. If you're, like, kind of up and in the center, you can see the whole court. Like, you see everything. Yeah, that's different. If you're just a little bit higher, not nosebleeds, but a little lower than nosebleeds, and in the center, you see everything.

That's probably better. I think football is the best sports to watch. Again, as long as you're in the middle, if you're where you were talking about, it's pretty goddamn fun to watch. Yeah, but I like the fake painted lines so I can see where they have to get to. You can just look at the screen. So now I'm going there to look at the screen? But again, it's the crowd. When somebody scores at home, it's like the fucking seats shake because that's how crazy it is.

Yeah, but now you're back to the crowd. We were talking about watching. But yeah, it's kind of the best of both worlds. You can watch – even if you have shitty seats, you watch on the big screen and then you still get the amp to the crowd. I'm related to the person who thought this, and that person is my mother. when they were watching football my dad and my mom were watching football when they were younger before I was even swimming around

and my dad you know how they have the first down lines my mom asked how do they get that there every time because she didn't understand television and my dad said a little person every time runs and paints the line for every down

and she believed him for like two years I don't understand why a little person, a normal sized person could run and paint it as well Maybe it's easier to not be seen or something. By the camera? Or maybe it's just like, because I mean, imagine my dad tried to say,

no, it's a guy in a green screen suit running around drawing a line. Oh, that would be good. But my mom didn't even understand that it's a projected line. I don't think she would understand green screen. It is interesting, though, that, I mean, I've been watching football my entire life,

and that has been there forever, which seems like pretty new technology, you know? Yeah, but also now they can have it on the screen with a moving camera while the play is happening. I'm like, this is a little intense now. The people are running over it and stuff. They've always had that kind of... I know, but it's kind of crazy. The technology

is intense. I can understand it being confusing to someone who truly has what's the internet. Do you see now, I think it's basketball, they change the ads so much that the ads on the court are not real. If you're there in person,

you won't see them. They're just digitally added afterwards. My dad also convinced me that some actor was Ben Stiller's kid and I told everybody that that's what it was. I don't know his name but at the end of Meet the Fockers I think

apparently he had an affair with his babysitter and whoever played his kid or his maybe kid looked exactly like him. My dad's like, yeah, that's Ben Stiller's kid in real life. That's just a rude lie. I told all my friends for years

years and then someone finally said uh are you an idiot and i was like what are you talking about and then i had a stern talk with my dad and he said wow you believe me you're dumb too yeah sometimes dads lie sometimes dads lie my dad told me so seriously like that he saw santa claus when he was a kid like so so seriously like it was like a real like sit down moment it was like i saw him oh you mean so like you were in the stage of not believing and believing and your dad sat you down and like reconfirmed it for some reason yeah i don't even think i was is really questioning it but my dad was like he was really hitting home he's like uh for some reason for some reason he wasn't sleeping in his room he was sleeping in the living room

and oh it's elaborate middle of the night and he there he was that's just rude too i guess so i feel like like just a sit down be like no you don't understand danny i saw him it is funny that we just everybody it's like it's considered bad to not lie to your kids yeah it's considered It's like, I don't think I've ever heard of a single person who, like, didn't at least try for a few years to do Santa Claus, you know? The problem is because if you don't lie to your kid, then he'll ruin it for all the other kids who are all being lied to. It's the big lie. It's the big lie. It's the big lie that everyone gets a letter from the government for.

It's like, okay, by the age, you have to at least keep this lie for all the other kids by the age of one. Yeah, and there's no designated age. Because I remember being in, like, fifth grade, and at this point, I think you should know. How old are you? Danny didn't know until, like, two years ago. That's true. You are 10 in fifth grade. That's a little young.

Okay. 10's a little... To believe in a magic old man flying through the sky. I'm pretty sure I knew at eight, but I still think 10's, like, I've lost a couple years of magic because of that. I feel like 10's young still, I think. Okay, my parents never, like, flat out told me or anything. And just like, I don't know, by 10, you're like, okay, this is kind of stupid. Anyway, I remember just arguing with the kid in my grade.

He's like, no, there's nowhere my parents could hide the gifts. There's no way. It's got to be Santa. Dude. And little JT is like, no, you don't understand. You're believing a magical man who comes to your house, like little lawyer JT. Yeah, basically. That other kid was me.

That other kid was Danny. For sure. My parents didn't tell me either, though. My uncle didn't not believe in Santa until eighth grade, and the teacher told him. The teacher was like, you know how – like, whatever the example was, he was like, you know how Santa's not real? And he was just like – This is news to me. He just looked around the class and was like, what?

What was that about? Say that again. Can we rewind that? I just Googled it until I found out. My parents didn't tell me. Similar to the sex talk, I just Googled it. Bro, my – Didn't have one.

My sex talk with my parents was just birds and bees and X and Y, and they pinned me up against the fridge. I got a drink. Literally birds and bees? Yeah, literally birds and bees. She was like, boys have X, Y, or whatever. They didn't teach me. I don't even know if that's true.

Boys have this one. Girls have this one. Whatever it is. Like chromosomes? Yeah, like that stuff. Dude, it was a terrible, terrible talk. I was just like, all right. like didn't help

like if there was now a naked something in front of me anything I wouldn't I'd be like oh that's where's the ex

you know did you get to talk no I never got to talk either one day like far after like when I was in high school my dad was like

you know about sex right and I was like yeah it's all about it daddy yeah I didn't know quite cause Danny's parents were like

well I doubt he's having sex so we could hold off we could hold off for a while no yeah they never never said anything about it then a couple late nights

they were like ah maybe he is Maybe he is slanging out there. Maybe he is. Maybe we should sit him down. I was in those streets. He was in those streets. The closest thing I had to the tacos, I think when I was probably like 18, 19, my dad's like, AJ, just wrap it up, all right?

And I was like, sure. Sure. Haven't been doing that for years, dad. I feel like 18. Pull out game A1, dad. Don't worry. Well, what happened to me was, and my uncle gave me the warning. I used to flush the condoms.

To hide from my parents. I used to flush them. And what would happen is condoms are like a balloon that sometimes if they're folded wrong, get filled with air, and the toilet is water. So the condom just floated right back up the drain like a little balloon and was just in the toilet. My mom found it.

That's disgusting. My mom found it. That must be an interesting thing for a mom to find who thinks your son is not banging or doing whatever and then just finds a condom in the toilet. It's like, oh, this is tough. Yeah. I remember when I was a kid, we went into a grocery store

and we bought condoms just to, like, I don't know, play with them. Just sick. We, like, blew one up. We're like, wow, look at this. It looks like a penis. What? We just thought it was funny. We were like, oh, this is an adult, you know, item.

Yeah. Did you guys go through a stage of feeling weird about buying condoms? Yeah, definitely. I don't buy condoms. Danny hasn't been using them for years. No, I'm allergic to latex. Yeah, Danny only uses the sheepskin. Or a Snickers wrapper.

Yeah, that works like 97% of the time. No, like 84, whatever. Something less, I think. Well, isn't it like condoms are like 99% effective in best case use, which is like the perfect scenario. In reality, condoms' effectiveness rate is like somewhere in the 80s, I'm pretty sure well it's because

like half the time also it's just two drunk people trying to put on a condom or whatever with teamwork no I just think

they can't say 100 because lawsuits now these condom companies have to raise this kid because hey you said 100% so now you gotta

pay till 18 you know and the condom company's like I don't wanna I don't wanna do this no child support here 99% that's what they mean

perfect use that's uh I actually have our religion teacher taught us that in sex and education sex health and education or something

hell yeah You just said it's 99%? Well, they were illustrating that fact to us. It's not really 99%. Our sex ed teacher in high school was so vague about STDs that I thought I had like seven of them. So he was like, you see, what happens is you get these little bumps on your penis. And I was like, and then I was looking at my penis.

It's like, I got little, very tiny little bumps. But then I was like, is this just skin? It was bad. Maybe you just had an STD. Yeah, maybe I just had one and it just went through. It was pretty awkward because my sex ed teacher was one of our friend's moms. Oosh. So that was awkward.

And if I was that friend, I would expressly ask not to be put into that class. Yeah. You think there's also a student that got the sex ed taught by their parents as a teacher? That has to have happened too, right? What do you mean? Like the student in the class, the teacher is their parent and their sex ed teacher? Oh, yeah. If my mom was the sex ed teacher and then she taught me.

That's what I'm saying. I don't think you would. Why? That would be a nightmare. That's probably happened. Can we go back to STDs for a second? Sure. Oh, here we go.

You dripping? Yes. And it's green. And if, like, I don't know. How do STDs form originally, right? Like, how did the first person get, like, if we just kill everyone right now who has an STD, does that mean no more STDs forever? Because they need to spread through sex, right?

Don't a lot of them come from people fucking animals? Ew. Wait, a lot of them? You're never going to stop that. Or just AIDS? Yeah, people bang animals all the time. You're never going to stop that. This is a crucial, this is just a fact about humanity.

Also, I'm pretty sure they think that AIDS was actually started by a guy who killed a monkey. No, I think that's the PG story they tell you. Yeah, I guess so. But it's not easy to bang a monkey. monkeys fight back a little true yeah i i think it's i think i mean people definitely bang a bunch of animals one one time we were in high school and my friends that we were like what are we about to hear right now we were eating pizza like in my friend's living room and the friend's dad

our friend's dad just came in was like you want to know a cool story if you ever want to fuck a sheep what you do is you put its hind legs in your boots you're wearing boots obviously you put hind legs in your boots first get the and you face it towards the sea because sheep are afraid of the sea and they'll try to back up and they'll back up you know back that ass up onto you yeah back that thing the next day danny bought boots yeah i mean fuck it i mean i don't know what what like I don't think that means everybody does, personally. No, I don't even think it means he did. But it's just a neat tidbit for you.

It means he thought about it. And then Danny thought about it. No, no, no. But on the scale of bangable animals... Oh, I don't know if we should get into that. I don't know if we should get into this. I think it's the fur or the wool, perhaps, that creates a very voluptuous booty on the sheep.

Have you ever seen, like, a fucking thick sheep? Yeah, dude. What? I can't. All three of us. The sheep are fucking thick, dude. I have to play the straight man here. You've got to push back.

Yeah, I've got to push back on this a little bit. I think you can join us. You can join in. Sheep are fucking thick, dude. You sounded like one there, too. And you can. Thick. That's terrible.

Yeah. Also, I thought that sheep and goat were the same animal. Goats were the boys and sheep were the girls. Not true. I don't know why I thought that. Not true. Your dad probably lied about it. I think that I just came up with on my own just as a kid and always believed it.

Yeah. I thought rats and mice were the same thing for a decade. Like mice grow into rats? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's like their evolution? It's just old rats. Oh, man. If a rat was just an old mouse, what's the middle evolution between them?

It's like Pokemon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that would be terrifying. Because mice are very cute to me. Mice are cute. Mice are cute. Rat, not cute. I remember we were like some of the bars in Brooklyn.

just if they have an outdoor area just you're just you're just partying with rats i saw a bunch yesterday yeah you're just partying with rats and like people who've been in new york a while you know a rat runs by you're like oh look at that little fella yeah you could tell when people aren't from here because i'm like rat rat and it's like relax relax i i really don't get how like people are totally fine with like a squirrel running by like i understand you don't want to rat around you but if it just runs by it's the same thing i mean i don't want a squirrel running by me either yeah but people don't freak out when a squirrel just runs across the street it's definitely different because squirrel is like the hot upper class of rats because they're

they're in trees they're high off the ground is a highfalutin rat yeah because a rat is just in the sewer it's like in the mud also a lot of people hate squirrels as much as they hate rats Oh, I used to be deathly afraid of squirrels. Squirrels? Squirrels are turning into, like, they're getting a little, they're not scared anymore. A couple squirrels ran right by me, like, yesterday. I was like, whoa, you're supposed to, 10 feet, you know? This was, like, a huge problem, like, into middle school.

I was, like, deathly, deathly afraid of squirrels. Like, if we were, like, leaving to go to the car and there was a squirrel, like, in the path, I'd be like, we have to get it out of here. I couldn't go near it. But did it do something to you? No, I was just, I was really afraid of squirrels and bees. Bees, bees I get. Bees, bees are, bees are tough. One time I had a, I was rocking a fro, and I, and I, and I, and I put my hand through

my hair, and I felt the, and I, and I, and the fucking bee fell out. That would, that would be so, wow, that's probably like your nightmare. Dude, that would freak me out. It was absolutely terrifying. I don't know, man. Yeah, but like just a. I was trying to make a nest in there. Yeah.

A little honeycomb. I know someone who a bee flew into his mouth and stung him on the throat. What was he, blowing bees? No, he just went, and then, you know, obviously, that's a very, I mean, I kind of get it. If you're a bee, that's a very scary environment. Yeah, if I'm a bee and I flew into a mouth. Have you ever seen the inside of a mouth? It's disgusting. I'm stinging everything. I'm stinging that uvula.

Bees are a little overdramatic, though. You know, they're like, if you come close to me, I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to kill myself and cause you a tiny bit of pain. And it'll be worth it. I'm going to kill myself. And you're going to think about me forever. To protect the hive.

Is that actually true? Yeah. Bees sting and then... Yeah. Yeah. Wasps, I think, can sting multiple times. There are some animals that once they come, they die. That's like, that's their purpose.

I know there's a type of octopus that ejects it's penis off itself and throws it at the mate I think it just grows a new one I wish I could do that you think it's the same size every time or he could go through them until he finds one he likes like a magician

I just want a bigger one oh this is a good day yeah I think it works like that there's no way it's the same size every time but what if it gets a little smaller every time because there's only so much that could grow back but what's the advantage of pulling it out really it's just so you can so you can do you fucking javelin it bro do you know how funny classrooms would be if guys were just throwing

their dicks around dude you know we would be having competitions of who's like banging the girl from furthest away like dude i was 50 meters i threw this thing it's it's an Olympic sport like a javelin yeah it's like the it's like uh you know like you used to have a competition of how how far you can stand away from the toilet. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I think that's just a boy thing. But wouldn't that also mean, like,

if you're married or something, the wife would go, all right, leave your dick here. Leave your dick here. True. Leave your dick here. Then you can go. Well, how fast is it to grow back?

I don't trust you. I don't think it's like that. I don't think it's like that. Like going to the club, it's already back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, idiot, I took my growth enhancement pills. On the way to the club,

I'm going to grow three more. We need a female perspective. I wonder if there were any games like that for girls. What does that mean? Pee games, you know? What? Definitely are not.

You know how we used to have competitions of who could stand the furthest away and pee into a toilet? Yeah, they just have one of those... It's like who can... They have one of those gym ropes and they climb to the ceiling. It's like ours is horizontal.

Theirs is vertical. They could get into the bowl. Who can pee from the highest? Yeah, who can pee from the highest and get it in there? I mean, I feel like that would be a little harder to set up. I feel like we have an easier time with that.

True. Honestly, if I was a woman, I would just be thinking, oh my God, it must be so good to pee standing up. It must be so good to piss standing up. Well, they can piss standing up if they want. They have the funnel things. Oh, I just meant they can. I'm not saying it'll go everywhere. Yeah, they have a funnel thing you put on your vagina and you can use a urinal.

I don't think that's real. It's definitely real. No, I think that's a gag thing. No, no, no, no, no. I think that's probably a gag. I think that's a gag. I don't think that's real. You're supposed to bring this thing in your purse, too?

No, it's a little silicone thing. That's true. If it is silicone, you could fold that up real easy. People use diva cups, silicone cups for period reasons. Yeah, but that's very different. If that doesn't have a hole at the end. That's very different. Otherwise, that would be a problem.

This is essentially like a spout. Yeah. It's like a funnel. I get it. I understand it. Because, you know, bathroom lines, they're crazy. And so if you could use your- That's bullshit, by the way.

That if there's two enormous lines, or sorry, if there's one enormous line for the bathroom, Like at a concert or something. The girls just go and the guys won. That's bullshit. Well, it's just because there's less stalls than urinals. Also, if it's... What do you mean? That's why their lines are...

That's why a woman's bathroom line is longer. That's not the only reason. Well, it's not the only reason. They take longer, for sure. But it's also because there's only so many stalls. There's like 100 urinals. No, I mean, it's just because we could probably fit double the amount of people in there at a time

because we just have to stand up, go cheek to cheek next to each other or hip flexor to hip flexor next to each other. I'm just saying that's, you know, that's BS. I mean, have you ever been to a baseball stadium? The old ones? It's just a trough. We're all, there's dicks out everywhere. Dicks out, it's like where horses feed.

Yeah, I mean, you know. And there's not horses in there, trust me. I've seen. Well, I've seen, I've definitely seen. You seen a horse or two? I've seen a horse. I was thinking, dude, if it's a personal, you know, like just single bathroom with a lock and it says male and female

or whatever it says, different going in, I don't care. If I have to piss real bad, whatever door is open, I'm going in. I don't think it's that big a deal. Yeah, no, it is. As long as it's a private bathroom. Like, one time I've walked out, and, like, a woman went, oh. I was like, oh, who cares? You know?

And I walked out. Yeah, especially if it's a single-person bathroom. Yeah. That's fine. It's like, bro, I got to piss. Yeah, definitely. Obviously, if it's a shared bathroom. Yeah, that'd be a little rough if I'm just strolling in there like it's my place.

Like, hey, what's up? That's what I'm saying. That's what the girls do. They do. They do. Although I've seen a lot of... bathrooms. I've seen a lot of like

they're like separate bathrooms, but the sinks and stuff are all community, you know? Yeah, a lot of bars are like that. Yeah, a lot of bars are like that now. I'm trying to think if I've ever seen that. I don't know. I guess, yeah, that's fine. Who cares? That's fine.

Did a lot of dorms, did you ever have a co-ed bathroom and stuff? Shower? When you were in Marist? I think my sister had that. Some dorms had that. I think some dorms have that. I think just certain floors, it's like, oh, just still, you know, it's a co-ed floor, yada, yada, yada, or whatever. I don't know.

I feel like that's, I don't know. Is that weird? Is that not weird? I don't know. I feel like some people don't care. I think it's weird. It's a co-ed bathroom. I don't know if it's, hmm.

It's probably, it's definitely not in the norm. I guess maybe it's not weird. That's just me. Co-ed showers, I guess, are a little. It's definitely surprising. Co-ed showers is. So, let's get, that's charted. I mean, it's all in the same area.

that is all it is like there's no way you don't where it was for me I don't know like it's just like there's no way like a guy hasn't accidentally

like caught a nipple by accident you know it's like oh you know it's like oh sorry it's like you know but also

in America we're just very like nipples covered we're just like pretentious about that stuff like oh we can't see we can't see

like I feel like in Europe like people say oh she's naked that's just a person yeah that's just a body that's just a body beautiful beautiful person

there's like much more nudity on TV there's like you know They love boobs out there. Well, everyone loves boobs. It's just, you know, and kind of for good reason. You know, it's like, I mean, in America, some people get mad about people breastfeeding in public.

It's like, just fucking do it. Breeding your baby, whatever. Yeah, we're trying to nurture a child. Stop looking. Yeah, just close your eyes. Although I have seen those things in the airport, you know, the mama pods. It's like a little pod in the airport for breastfeeding.

Yeah, but they're also like, See, I don't know if I'm splitting too many hairs here, but there's also just sometimes where it's like, it's not even like, okay, I'm going to feed my baby. Sometimes it's like, whoops. Now there's the baby. It's like a whole show of it. It's like, okay, I saw way too much tit and not enough baby mouth.

You know what I'm saying? Well, that's what I'm saying. It's just who cares. I get it. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not the one making the rules. You're falling right into my trap.

I'm not the one making the rules. I'm just saying. That's just, again, don't look. That's a bad argument, I think, that don't look. It's fine. do it feed your baby but like people are gonna look and that's just okay fine well then look but don't you're doing something in public people can look it's not weird i don't think i think it's i mean it could be fine and weird yeah i agree it could be both like it could be completely okay

and they should do it but it could also still be weird like there's nothing wrong with them it being both i don't know about that i mean okay i don't know it could definitely like things could be yeah two things no i know they can be i just don't think that this thing is all right well Well, it includes an act in the process that is weird, which is pulling your tit out in public. If you do that without a baby, now it's weird. But there's the baby, so it makes it okay. Yeah, yeah.

Because they call me Danny Warrior already champion of women. They do. I'm not saying that they shouldn't. Well, it really doesn't sound like that, Mr. Man. Impossible. It doesn't sound like that. I did not at all say, trying to catch me here, that women should not breastfeed in public.

I'm saying it could still be strange. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. Oh, now you're flippin'. No, no, I know. Stay strong. No, I am strong.

I don't think it's weird at all. But you agree that the act without the baby could be a little weird. Well, of course, without the baby. But that's just like taking away context or something. That's taking away context. I was just saying, there's a specific part of it that, yes, if you single. It's just like you're taking away a pivotal portion of it. It's like, oh, the act of peeing isn't weird, but in a bathroom.

My dick's out. But peeing in, you know, a fucking, the airport's like a terminal, that's weird. Or changing the location. That's kind of the whole, that's the whole base of the argument. It's like public and private, which bathroom can be private. Yeah, but you're changing the, you're changing the baby. That's like a pivotal part of this. You can't toss out the baby with the bathwater.

You can't toss out the baby with the bathwater. You can't toss out the baby with the bathwater, JT. You need the baby. You toss out the baby with the breast milk. Also, if we're going hot takes, I think, well, no, this is Danny's take, actually. I'm just reminding him of it, that outside of school hours. Did you mix up Danny's take for your take? Yeah, I did, because I don't want, just in case.

Oh, no, actually, I know what you're going to say, and I'm going to become a politician and run on this. What is it? Is that outside of school hours, if you pee by a school, you should not be a sex offender. Yeah, it's it's rough that if you pee next to a school your sex offender now if you're if you're stumbling home from the bar At 2 a.m. And you piss and you don't even realize it's a school that can land you on the sex offenders list That's absurd, but I and then I went it's like okay, maybe not just outside of school hours Yeah, these kids are still around there outside school No, no like of course a couple hours during school hours. Yeah, like you know just like during the not during the day

Yeah, like maybe when the night falls out it's on school. Yeah when the night fall. That's I'm also Did it to rhyme? I'm also running on the platform that if you're hungover, you can legally use handicapped parking spots. That one's a little more controversial. Oh. I think you have a better argument with the other one. I like that.

I like both. I like both. How do you... Danny's America is going to be great. How do you prove that you're hungover? Also, a BLT has to be at least $4 less than any other sandwich. Yes. Oh, my God.

The fact that a BLT sometimes is like $1 less than a fucking chicken sandwich. Get out of here. Yeah, because now you can just order the chicken sandwich. Have chicken and then just have the toppings on it. So now I have, for an extra dollar, I have a BLT and chicken. What are we doing here? This is Danny's America. And I think it sounds great.

Danny's America. Vote for Danny. Vote for Danny. And also, past... I'll be his first lady. This is my take. Past 12 a.m., red lights are stop signs. I like that, too.

Why am I waiting at this red light at 3 a.m. when there's ghosts walking around? I don't want it. What am I waiting for? I like that, too. We could probably put some signage for a major intersection. But in general, I agree. But also, we're so weird about that because New York City is one of the only cities in the country that you can't turn red on red. Yeah.

I didn't know – I thought that that was everywhere until I left New York City once and was, like, driving. I thought it was all cities, like, all, like, you know, like, very busy places. But, no, a bunch of other cities you can make a right on red. To me, I was just like, you know, red light, you can't drive. Simple as that. I had no idea that everywhere else in the country you can turn right on a red. And you can also turn left on a red if it's a one-way. If it's a one-way, yeah.

Left on a red if it's a one-way. There's too many rules. there's too many rules just get rid of it all no stoplights, if you gotta get there you go some countries drive like that wild west I think part of it though is because

of our it's actually because of New Yorkers lack of patience because there used to be a place where you could make a right on red and they took away the sign because people wouldn't stop they would just go

it's like oh red red and red let's go that means don't need to do anything yeah that means it's a green light there's nothing that permission is all I needed so because we can't have nice things we just have to wait god sometimes I wish

when I'm driving I wish I was like a cop like a traffic cop sometimes when I see people break the rules I'm like oh I wish I could switch on the lights and you'd be like oh no you're such a pencil pusher what a lame No, no, no, some people are fucking, some people, some people are such horrific drivers.

Like, like, like which, like which, like what, like what, what, what, what were they doing? No, they're just like, it's just reckless driving. People, yeah, we're in the one lane thing and then they, they go and drive on the shoulder and drive around me when I'm going above the speed limit. Like shit like that. Like you should, you should get, I don't want someone got to pull you over for that. All right. That's a little intense.

Even if, even if the guy pulls you over, it just scares you a little bit and doesn't give you a take. It just scares you. Or just flash, or just flash the light on. Yeah. And I'm like, dude, you know, make him pull over and then just drive away. Dude, a cop was behind me the other day. I think Chaz was in the car with me.

We're driving. No, Martin was in the car with me and we were driving and the cop behind me. I don't think I did anything wrong, but like I might have because he flashed a light on and like made the noises and he was just like, I guess, got a call and went around me and went. I was like, why give me that heart attack guy? Like go off, park the car, turn it on, then go just to save me from that mini heart attack. I've started to pull over and the cop wasn't even pulling me over.

Yeah, like, not even close. Like, he was pulling the guy in front of me over. It's like, come on, why give me that heart attack? I was like, I don't want to fucking deal with this today. Yeah, even if you didn't do anything wrong, it's like... What did I do wrong? Immediately, it's like, what did I do wrong? Yeah, yeah, it's like, it's not, there's no confidence in me.

I know I did something wrong, I guess. Yeah, immediately, like, my thought goes to, I'm a fugitive, want to burn more. Yeah, yeah. I don't know, what did I do? This is it, I'm getting a ticket for just this imaginary air I breathed. No, as soon as the cops, as soon as I see the lights behind me, I start sweating. First of all, there's a body in the trunk. Yeah, it's like we're putting some videotapes.

But yeah, I don't know. It's driving. Also, can we relax with the cop noises in songs, please? Oh, my God. Can we relax with those? You know we're listening in the car on the radio. What are we doing with the cop noises, please? The worst is when I was at, like, a high school party that, you know, tons and tons of underage drinking.

And everyone's already, because we were all losers, we're all paranoid about cops coming. Okay. I mean, got yourself. It was like, I don't know, because, you know, these days, like, who gives a fuck? Right, right. But back then, we were doing something bad and illegal. Yeah, yeah. And, yeah, the loudest cop noise plays through the speaker.

And people legitimately start running away. Yeah, yeah. That's a good instinct, though. At least they have it, you know. Woo, woo. It's just a song. There's something fun about doing something Bad

Naughty boy Naughty boy Underage drinking Was like a good time I think it's because Once you secure the alcohol There's like this urgency To finish it all

Now it's on us The hardest job has been completed The easiest job commences Yeah, and so it just creates these legendary nights. Oh, okay. That was quite a word. In my mind. Oh, in my head movies.

In my head movies. Obviously. I remember all those nights. None of them were legendary. They were all sad. Some of them were very legendary. I'll stick by that until the day I die. Some of them were very sad.

Some of them were very sad. That's just drinking, babes. That's just drinking, babes. That's how it goes. Put that on the shirt. If you drink consistently, you're going to have a sad night or two. That's how it is. But there will be a great night.

Yeah, I mean, you know. There will be. I promise. Because alcohol, to me, I think it kind of emphasizes the feelings you already have. So to say every night would be great means that you're just happy all the time. That's true. And that's, I don't know about you guys, but that's not how it works. Don't trust anybody that's happy all the time.

No, no. If someone's happy all the time, they're hiding something. Yeah, because also everybody has a bad day. It's impossible not to catch somebody on a bad day. If everyone's happy, if one person is happy all the time, they're lying. Something's wrong. No one's happy that much. Yeah.

Trust me. We definitely talked about this, but I think that people who are too nice give me the creeps. Well, it's because you lose some kind of genuine feeling almost. I thought you were going to say je ne sais quoi. Je ne sais quoi. I don't know French. What does that mean? I should have said I don't know Spanish.

I think it just means, like, I have no idea. I've heard the word before. Don't know what it is. I was just about to make something up. I have no idea what that means. So if I said that, you would have been like, I completely agree with you. I completely 100% agree with you.

The way I see people use it is like a flair. Like, it has a certain je ne sais quoi. That can't be. I don't think that's right. No, no, no. Let's see. I think Siri can understand my French. Oh, okay.

I was going to be like, you're going to be able to spell it? Je ne sais quoi. Je ne sais quoi. Jenny says quack. What does je ne sais quoi mean? A quality that cannot be described or named easily. Like a flair. Like a flair, yeah.

It's got a certain je ne sais quoi. See, I still don't think it applies to what we were saying, but you were right about the definition. I don't know. I don't know. We could get out of here, though. Let's get out of here. JT, tell them where to find you.

You can find me on Instagram at JTHold97 and on Twitch at twitch.tv slash pickyboysstreaming. You can find me at DannyIsWatching. If you go through all my Instagram posts and like and comment on every one, I'll send you a picture of my feet. Oh, all right. Damn, you're going to have a bunch of people doing that. You can find me at AntPrisco.

Can't forget to follow. PickyBoysPodcast. Like, share, subscribe, and have a wonderful day. That feet pic is not binding. I'm not leaving that in a minute.