Picky Boys Podcast - How To Impress People At The Bar!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #360
Episode Date: February 2, 2025Join the Patreon for more videos!- https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's episode, Antonio, Danny, and JT discuss Groundhog's Day betting odds, the inaccuracy of the weatherman, Danny's quest fo...r a nicotine habit, fridge Fung-Shui, the best and worst kind of eggs, and a hypothetical where you choose money or the ability to never experience physical fatigue! Let us know in the comments if the groundhog actually saw it's shadow or not! Join the Patreon for more videos!- https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Follow us on twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys New Subathon & Valentine's Day Merch OUT NOW! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374
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I've probably taken a hit at some point during my conquest to try to get addicted to nicotine,
but it didn't work.
I think the feng shui is all about, feng shui in general is all about what you have and
what you use it for, you know?
You know what's funny though?
After that, my breath stunk.
I had to go buy a shot of-
Least surprising sentence ever said to me.
Then he goes, believe it or not.
Believe it or not.
If I was wrong half as much as the weatherman was wrong, I'd lose my job.
Benny's got a job, and everybody likes him.
All right, let's do it.
Let's bring us in.
Oh, it's the Picky Boys podcast.
Oh, Danny, there was a little vibrato.
A vibrato.
Wait, what day is it?
It's the 29th.
It seems like...
Oh, wait.
No, Jason.
How many?
Oh, my God.
You fucked up.
Hey, it's Groundhog's Day.
The first three seconds into the episode, you say the F word?
I'm pretty sure it's Groundhog's Day.
Did Punxsutawney Phil see his...
It's the second.
Yeah, it's Groundhog's Day.
Well, we're just going to have to guess.
Okay, I think he did.
Okay, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow.
Is that six more weeks?
No, seeing is winter.
Six more weeks of winter.
Oh, wait, no, I don't want that.
Let's do the other one.
I think that's what happened.
Wait, how do you know?
It's Punxsutawney.
It didn't even happen yet.
Can't we just say the other thing?
I want summer faster.
It didn't even happen yet.
Okay, well, don't disregard that last part.
And if that didn't happen, now we'll say it like this.
Oh, he didn't see a shadow.
Oh, I don't even know if that correlates to what we're saying.
So there's no six more.
Early summer, early spring.
Love an early spring.
Early spring.
More flowers, more showers.
Hopefully something awful didn't happen.
What if someone dropped Punxsutawney?
They don't hold him.
Yes, they do.
Do they?
Look up Mayor Bill.
I thought he comes out of a...
Every year we do this.
Every year we look up this dumb groundhog.
No, don't look up Punxsutawney,
but the old mayor, Bill de Blasio,
held up the New York Punxsutawney
and dropped him and killed him.
Oh, my God.
Look up New York.
I have so many questions.
Mayor holds groundhog.
First of all, isn't Punxsutawney a place?
How can the New York mayor have his own Punxsutawney?
Well, we've done this before.
No, we haven't done this.
Yes, we have.
There's about 30...
No, look up...
Oh, it bit him?
Okay, I'm interested.
Look up...
No, it's the second photo, right?
Look up Bill de Blasio.
Danny, I don't know why.
I thought you were holding a lit cigarette.
Look up Bill de Blasio.
The reflection from the paperclip?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, he dropped that thing.
That was Staten Island Chuck.
Staten Island Chuck died because de Blasio dropped him.
It didn't end well, is the quote from Bill.
Zoo in cover-up.
Yeah, they covered it up, too.
It was a huge thing.
You know what?
I don't like that he's smiling while this thing is going head-nose into the ground.
Wait.
I'll be honest.
That thing has no survival instincts if it can't survive that drop.
Bro.
Has he done this?
No, he hasn't done this.
I think the New York mayor.
But there is their own Staten Island one.
Oh, my God.
It's biting his ear.
Is that real?
The Wisconsin mayor got bit in the ear?
That's Wisconsin.
Look up Groundhog's Day groundhog map.
We definitely did this last year, but let's revisit.
Oh, it's almost like...
Groundhog's Day
Groundhog's year
Why is the guy who's
No this is
This is a map of how
They make holes
Jason
This is not what we want
No this is
This is the Groundhog's Day
Prediction
Look one of them
Is like a frog
Wait that just looks
Like a groundhog
No to the right
One to the right
Oh
Yes
There's
Brad Lamarmit
Shabuka do Sam
Lucy the lobster
Wait what is
Why is there a lobster
Morton Willie
What are we doing
What is this for
So Punxsutawney's
not even on here. Yeah, but Punxsutawney
is the Groundhog. That's the guy. That's the Joey Chestnut.
The premier Groundhog. That's the premier
Groundhog. That's the one that they do in the movie. Yeah.
Okay. So wait, why is the guy who
reads the Groundhog's feelings always
in a top hat? That's just part
of it. I think that's just a tradition.
That's just part of it. I don't know why.
Anyway, so
happy Groundhog's Day.
Do you think anyone watches it and it's
just like it's a bad
sports call? It's like, oh, that's bullshit. He totally
He saw a shadow.
He's liars.
I mean, people definitely bet on it.
Yeah?
I would bet on it.
I think they just know the weather and make it up.
I mean, yeah.
It's not like it is telling us whether a cheese sees its own shadow or not.
It's really the guy in the top hat saying, oh, I see its shadow.
No, I think it's just if it comes out or not.
No, no.
They hold it up.
They come out.
Right.
I thought it's if he sees his shadow, he gets scared and runs into his hole.
And then it's like, oh, he saw a shadow.
But if he runs around, it's all good.
Typing, can I bet on groundhog?
What happened?
We're surrounded by a bunch of degenerates.
I got to say this now.
Well, now I just want to know.
Show me the line for six weeks of winter.
Can I bet on Groundhog Day?
Well, Groundhog, duh.
Shut up.
Hey.
Let's look up the odds.
I think it's going to be minus 250 for seeing a shadow.
Oh, my God.
Click on it.
What are the odds?
Honestly, sports betting has plunged this country into chaos.
Will Pugs and Tony Phil see his shadow?
Plus 225 for yes.
Oh, minus 350 for no?
Why?
Six more weeks of winter, baby.
Wait, this doesn't make any sense.
But to see six more weeks of winter,
one's minus and one's plus.
Oh, so, wait a minute.
Regardless of Phil's prediction, I wonder how they...
So one is a weather prediction,
and one is what he is going to say.
Bro, can't you just look up the weather?
You're telling me they don't...
How good are weathermen?
You're telling me they don't know
if it's going to be a long winter or early spring, whatever.
You're telling me they don't know that?
I don't.
Bro, dude, the technology.
Also, these are 2024 odds.
We need 2025 odds.
I don't know if it's changed.
The technology.
I'm kidding.
You don't actually have to look it up.
It's fine.
The technology for seeing weather like a week out or more is still not there.
We cannot tell.
We just can't.
On my phone.
I could go to Thursday.
I know you can, but it's always likely to change.
Yeah, but it's likely to change in the next minute.
The two-week weather forecast is useless.
That's what I'm saying.
Either way.
That's true.
You think they can do six weeks?
I feel like I've heard this before from some boomer.
I was like, oh, if I was wrong half as much as the weatherman was wrong,
I'd lose my job.
And he's got a job, and everybody likes him.
You've never heard that from just some old person?
Yeah, I have.
Danny, I don't talk to people that old that often.
OK.
Were you wearing that hat the whole time?
Yeah.
Well, no, no.
I got it in the PO box.
Oh, OK.
OK.
OK.
I was wondering.
Now you're not going to make fun of it.
Thank you, Haley.
He was going to make fun of it, and now he's not.
It's a lucky rabbit's foot.
No, I literally just thought I was going crazy
if he was wearing that hat the whole time.
I was wearing my Chevy girl hat prior.
Right, okay, because of the yellow, but it matches.
Yeah, so on the Patreon, patreon.com slash pickyboys.
Get in there, by the way.
Beautiful deal.
Fantastic time and years of content.
But we also, the P.O. Box packages that we get sent,
we just opened one.
That's why we have our new attire and stuff and bracelets.
And those are just extra videos that we toss in there.
a lot of videos
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you thought I was
holding a cigarette
I did
it would
I feel like this
podcast would be
kind of fun
like a little
you know
kind of dimly lit
if we all had
fake cigarettes
or real ones
I can't smoke down here
have you smoked a cigarette
no
me neither
really
yeah never
I probably took it
never smoked a dart
no
well now
we know he has
called it a dart
blowing darts
I don't know if blowing
is the right term
you're not blowing darts bro
no never
I made it clear a while ago that I'm picking one organ to mess up, and I chose my liver.
I can't do liver and lungs.
Can't do both.
I've probably taken a hit at some point during my conquest to try to get addicted to nicotine, but it didn't work.
What is that?
The failed conquest.
You failed conquest.
You tried to get addicted to nicotine?
Well, I was.
To nicotine?
No, he succeeded in that one.
Yeah, I succeeded in that one.
That one hooked me in.
Oh, that's so good.
Oh, my God.
That's so funny.
All right.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
sorry that's so good no i was having fomo i mean this this sounds so stupid in hindsight but i was
because it is a little bit but i was having fomo because all my friends were like oh my god look
at this like buying mango jewel pods and all kinds of crazy stuff and i was like this seems so fun
like i mean i know it's like about bad habit but it also kind of seems like i want to be a part of
this you know i tried and i never got the buzz until i never did it those videos they showed
us as kids about peer pressure those were for you yeah yeah no they didn't work whenever my parents
or like grandma used to ask like if you're a friend jump off a bridge with you and the answer
is absolutely yes i totally would it's fair also yeah i mean if they're if they're making those
videos for people like danny i feel like if it was working they wouldn't have to keep showing
those videos you know but i was spared yeah something by the grace of by the grace of god
that man. Well, yeah, I was going to, yeah, maybe.
Oh, he hasn't.
He's chiming in. What do you want to say?
Well, I was spared from nicotine, at least. Everything else, I'd
probably, they got me. They got me.
They got me. They got me, Al.
They got me. Bing has said on multiple occasions that
he'll never, ever try cocaine, because
if he does, three years from that
day, he'll be dead.
That's not his own fortune.
Someone else gave him that fortune. That was a prophecy.
That was at the fortune teller, they told you that?
No, that wasn't the fortune teller.
That was a man. Me and Chaz
were on the roof of the Williamsburg Hotel drinking.
And there was a guy with a third eye tattooed.
And he said that within...
First of all, he said to both of us
that we'll both be addicted to cocaine by the time we're 30.
So that I can just see it in you.
Okay.
Did he point at his third eye?
And then he looked at me and he was like,
you, three years after the date,
you'll be dead by the first time you try it.
Oh my God.
Also, I think he was trying to sell it to me.
Bad pitch.
Was this man unhoused?
Unhoused
The Williamsburg Hotel is pretty expensive
Yeah, I don't think they let anyone in there
No, and he was definitely trying to sell
Because he kept saying
I got guys on mopeds, I'll be here in seconds
You should
Well, they wouldn't be there in seconds
I almost wanted to call him out on it
Then you'd have to buy something
But I've taken that very, very seriously
I'll never do cocaine until I'm
Within three years of, you know, maybe I'm done
I think that you should
I think you and Chaz should go to the Williamsburg Hotel
on your 30th birthday and celebrate not having done cocaine.
That's true.
And then do a bunch of blow that night.
No, I think that's – isn't that the mistake?
Isn't that the exact prophecy?
No, because he would be 30.
No, but they said addicted by 30.
All right, wait until 31.
Yeah, wait until 31 at least.
We'll wait until 31.
True.
I mean –
Don't do drugs.
That's the point.
Yeah.
That's the point.
Poking fun at that.
I'm sure it'll be – I'm sure it'll be great, but –
That's why I don't do it.
That's why I don't do these things.
If anything.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, it's kind of commendable to know yourself so much that you can't even risk it.
I appreciate that.
Yeah.
That's a lesson to be learned.
Know yourself, everybody.
Yes.
And then don't do, just don't do it.
I wanted to see the feng shui of this fridge.
Feng shui?
Yeah.
Oh, true.
We got a picture of a fridge here.
A fridge here?
Two different setups.
And the question is, which arrangement has more feng shui?
I've got a pretty clear answer as well.
The one on the left here.
Okay.
Or the one on the right.
Okay, so it's which one has more feng shui and there's three items in this fridge?
Yes.
Okay, back to number one, please.
I mean, first of all, this is peak male fridge right here.
Right, number two, please.
Number one.
Can you have a little bit of fun?
Can you have a little bit of fun?
Maybe a harder pop-up.
That's true.
I'm going...
I think it's an easy answer.
Should we say it?
Should we do one at a time or all at once?
Because I think there's one answer.
Three, two, one.
We'll see if I'm right or not.
We're saying right or left.
That's probably harder for the clip.
We'll just do, just JT, which one do you think?
Okay.
I think there's a clear and obvious answer.
Anyone who disagrees is absolutely wrong and a fool.
And not a man, in fact.
And I'm going right.
Danny?
I was also going to go right as well.
Yes, a man.
I'll tell you why, too.
Well, you answer first.
I mean, it's...
Okay.
You sounded like...
You ever see Toy Story?
You know, the squeaky penguin?
Exactly what he sounded like.
Wheeze?
Either way, the answer is definitely the one on the right.
Okay.
And I have a reason.
My reason is for stackability.
Stack two of those claws right on top of each other.
Bing, bang.
Boom.
You're planning for the future, which is smart.
Okay.
I like that.
I think that the fact that the top of the box matches with the shelf,
I just like the aesthetic of that, you know?
Yeah.
The other one, it just, I agree you're wasting space
because you can't put anything on top of those cans as well.
I would also do the right
and maybe put those cans in that container underneath it.
The thing is, though, this is about...
You guys are kind of looking at it from a utility perspective,
and this is about feng shui.
So you're supposed to just, like, which looks nicer also,
which I genuinely think is the right.
I think the left looks weird.
I think I said, when I was talking about the levelness of it, you know,
the top of the box is a shelf.
It matches the level, yeah.
That's how it looks.
Okay, fair enough.
That is true, that is true.
Is it crazy to say that I think it would be a red flag
if you chose the left?
I think so, too, yeah.
It seems psychotic, honestly.
The only thing I'll give the left is that
if you had a bunch of miscellaneous cans and bottles,
then you have to pick the left.
Like, you couldn't put...
That's a Celsius can.
You couldn't put, like, a big tall boy or...
Maybe you could.
But you couldn't put, like, a bottle of wine in there
or something, you know?
Not a bottle of wine.
You couldn't put a bottle of wine on the right.
Yeah, but on the left,
you could easily put a bottle in it.
You're right.
Well, I think the feng shui is all about,
feng shui in general is all about what you have
and what you use it for, you know?
So I think if they did have big bottles,
I think the left is the way to go, for sure.
But they're just not using it right.
True.
And I agree.
I think that if I opened the fridge and I saw it,
that little thing in my brain, I don't think I'd...
Oh, I'd swap them.
I don't think I'd be able to...
I wouldn't touch the fridge.
I would swap them.
I would first make a big thing about it,
make fun of the person whose fridge it is,
and then ask everybody to come and tell me which one,
how would they do it?
Oh, God.
And then if they didn't agree with me,
I would leave the room.
No, I would do them a favor.
I would just swap it for them, and they would thank me.
What if they came over and be like,
why'd you do that?
Then what do you do?
And they didn't say thank you?
Yeah, no.
Why would they say thank you?
Oh, my God.
What house host is this?
You know what the problem is?
If you did touch it, the thing that would happen,
because it's always said it happens,
for some reason, the bottom of the box is open,
and you lift it up, and all the cans fall.
Because that's just how touching things
and trying to be helpful works.
Do you have a dream fridge?
He couldn't get through the question.
Do you have a dream fridge?
What does that mean?
Type in the Samsung bespoke fridge, please.
What?
Samsung bespoke.
Oh, my God.
All right, list us off the accomplishments of this fridge.
What does it do?
Well, first of all, I love it because it has a screen on it.
uh you can change all the whoa whoa it has ai it has a camera now you can it has one of those
things i like those people's fridge you know when you can open the door a little bit and then
there's like just the condiments and stuff or you can full open and the entire door opens you know
what i mean i think i've seen that one time when i in like a billionaire's house yes and this has a
there's a bunch of different variations you can get and they all have all crazy color combinations
What are you...
This one you can just see right through.
You can peruse the fridge without opening it.
Yes, you don't want to make it not cold, you know.
I mean, why not just have a glass door?
Well, because it can do other things.
Right, but you can put the screen on the other side.
I was interested with the rest of the video,
and then Jason just kept scrolling through numbers,
like, we're going to buy this thing.
It is almost $3,000.
So when you put it in and it scans your food,
does it automatically change the temperature for the item?
Jason, you're flying around this website.
Leave it on something.
I think it tells you what you can make.
No.
Wow, really?
No, it does not.
Oh, my God, it does.
We just needed to see two more seconds of the video.
We already saw this part.
This was the most important part that we didn't see.
I wasn't really on your side,
because I don't need all this fancy, schmancy, rich people stuff,
but telling you what to make is a game changer.
That's insane.
Or I think it can also tell you, like, oh, you put lemons in here,
and then, like, you know, in two weeks it'll be like,
the last day to use these lemons.
That is crazy, too.
And the milk, too, then, probably?
Yeah.
Wow, that is incredible.
But I'll tell you what.
This is bleeding a little too far into the income of just get a personal chef.
That's true.
I mean, it's only $3,000.
Right.
That's like one month of personal chefdom.
Is that true?
Is that how expensive personal chefs are?
I mean, if I was a personal chef, I would charge that.
Jason, can you look that up?
How much is a personal chef?
You don't have the cooking skills to charge that much.
What was the question?
I want to see how much a personal chef is.
On average.
What do you think?
Probably a couple thousand a month, right?
It's not like he doesn't spend all his time at your house, right?
A couple thousand a month?
Yeah.
All right.
150 plus 50 per hour.
So what?
They come in, they get the groceries, prepare, cook.
I say it takes four hours.
Say monthly.
Well, should we get one?
I think it depends what you...
Holy shit.
Yeah, basically.
$2,100.
Honestly, now go back, just get the fridge.
You're buying a Samsung bespoke fridge every month.
In between $2,100 and $3,600 per month on average.
This makes sense because I saw a video the other day,
and I had no idea this was a thing,
but apparently lots of the rich ones,
The sorority houses and the frat houses, they'll have a personal chef.
And it's part of the membership dues for being part of the fraternity.
That chef must hate their job.
Oh, yeah.
That doesn't – you couldn't –
You get 18 bacon, egg, and cheeses for hungover men in the morning?
You couldn't pay me enough to cook for a frat house.
I don't think you could pay me enough.
There's a sorority chef on TikTok.
That's the one I saw.
Yeah, who always shows what he's making for the gals.
Is he hot?
No.
Are you asking if he's got a chance in the house?
Yeah, I mean, I think there would be a conflict of interest there.
Why?
Well, I mean, he should not be interested, and that would be a conflict.
You know what I mean?
Because of age?
Yeah.
No, the age is fine.
He's probably like 40.
Oh.
Oh, I think he's older than that.
Oh.
The guy with the big gray beard?
Yeah.
The guy with the big gray beard.
I watched the videos.
Like, there'd be a conflict if he was interested.
That's what I'm saying.
Right, right, right.
Not a conflict of interest.
Love is love, Danny.
Even between chefs and sorority girls.
And, you know, I think...
You know what?
I'm not going to hop in this pot.
Cooking can be a love language.
You ever get a meal cooked for you?
Of course it's a love language.
Yeah, I've got meals cooked for me.
And I've cooked breakfast for people.
It's a romantic love language and a...
This guy just talks about his fucking eggs.
I was about to say that.
What was that?
I was talking about his eggs.
First of all, Rudolph, how about you relax?
You're blowing your nose all over the place.
And you, what was that eye roll?
You always just talk about your eggs, and you never cooked eggs for me.
Danny, you don't deserve those kind of eggs.
Oh, okay, I see.
So, yeah, okay.
I want to eat Antonio's eggs.
So you've got to scramble some eggs before you scramble someone else's eggs.
You are disgusting.
Is that what you're saying?
You are disgusting.
Is that what you're saying?
You freak?
That is a vile thing to say.
That is a vile thing to say.
I bet you don't even
take it off the heat
put it on the heat
of course I take it off the heat
put it on the heat
and I made eggs for JT once
that's what you're supposed
to do with eggs
oh my gosh
come on
for scrambled eggs
yeah
it keeps them fluffy
honestly you could kind of
do it for an omelette too
interesting
yeah
seems like a lot of work
I'd rather just
it does
go to the deli
get a bacon and cheese
yeah but that's like a fried egg
anybody can fry an egg
is scrambled
is scrambled not easier
than fried
it seems easier
fried is way easier
literally you literally just
crack it let it be
yeah
scrambled you already
have to do this
and also
just making scrambled eggs
is very easy
but making good
scrambled eggs
it's hard
it's a practice
okay
I think fried eggs
is a little harder
getting it right
if you want it like
over easy
medium
like
if you're trying to get
like medium
that's kind of what I was thinking
but he's talking about
a bacon egg and cheese
from a place fried egg
that's just
cooked through
unless you
well that's over
That's over hard.
Unless you put in a specific – make it –
But you could get it over easy.
You could get it drippy or dippy eggs.
That's definitely harder to do.
That's more of a timing thing than a difficulty thing.
That is definitely a timing thing.
Timing's absolutely part of cooking.
Are you kidding me?
It's an egg.
That's half of cooking.
It's an egg.
The timing is 30 seconds, a minute, or a minute and a half.
It's an egg.
Oh, my God.
And that's so much harder when it's shorter.
Getting shorter timings right is better than –
Not if you have a clock.
What are you, counting?
Oh, if you're going by clock, I think you're doing it wrong.
I don't.
The real chefs go by feel.
Because, like, the heat can change, which would change the clock.
Not for you.
You don't take the pan off the heat.
No, I don't.
I'm not claiming to be a real chef either.
I'm just saying.
I'm not claiming to be a real chef.
I didn't say that at all.
Fry an egg is definitely harder than.
No.
Damn it, Daniel.
No, frying an egg is definitely easier.
But I do think the hardest way to make an egg is a poach.
What's that?
Is that like boiling it?
You put it in water, and you spin the water, and you crack the raw egg, and somehow it, like, stays together.
That seems pretty easy.
Yeah, but if you aren't careful with it, it becomes, like, egg drop soup, and all of, like, the egg white just, like, becomes little bits in the water.
That's not right.
That's not right.
What about deviled egg?
I don't know.
That's a lot of work.
Is that mustard?
Is that mustard?
It could be mustard.
I think it's mostly just the egg yolk, like mayo, paprika, and you squirt it back in.
Relax.
I need to be in a very, very specific mood to really enjoy a hard-boiled egg.
I love egg salad.
I love hard-boiled eggs.
Ramen.
I love hard-boiled eggs.
That's soft-boiled eggs, Jason.
Read a goddamn ramen book.
Soft-boiled egg is delicious.
Those are real good.
Those are real good.
I think a hard-boiled egg is easily, and agreed by everyone, the worst form of egg.
Yeah, I think so.
For sure.
Other than raw.
Like, raw would be the best.
Forgot about that.
Yeah, let's cancel out raw.
The worst form of egg.
I like hard-boiled eggs.
They stink, bro.
They actually smell bad.
They do smell bad.
They are a little stinky.
They smell like farts.
You like farty eggs?
Does a deviled egg count as a type of egg?
Yeah, for sure.
Or is that you're adding too much?
You are definitely transforming the dish.
Dude, my family would hard boil eggs, and they wouldn't like to eat all the yolks because, I don't know, they're not healthy or whatever or something.
So they would take a couple of the yolks and give them to my dog, and he wouldn't eat them.
It's just like a dry yellow.
It's not good.
It's not good.
A hard-boiled egg yolk?
Wait, why do they just have remaining yolks around?
I don't know.
If you make like eight of them, and maybe you don't want eight yolks.
Yeah, a lot of people.
Or in an egg salad, you don't do all the yolks.
because you kind of healthy it up a little bit.
Yeah, and back then there was a whole craze like,
oh, the yolk's the bad part for you.
So I don't know.
Yeah, cholesterol.
All I remember is the deli on the corner
of where I grew up when I was a really young kid
always used to just have a bowl of hard-boiled eggs
for like 50 cents a pop.
That is repulsive.
Maybe a quarter a pop.
They made them every day fresh.
So you give them five bucks.
And every single day, every time we went,
my dad would buy an egg and he'd be like,
Like, you know, you got to – just every time you come in here, you're buying eggs.
Sit, Danny.
Sit.
You want your egg?
No, you buy an egg.
You take a little salt and pepper packet.
It tastes – a hard-boiled egg is good.
I'll tell you what.
Oh, man.
Is it as good as broccoli, as raw broccoli?
The one thing is that there is a class of hard-boiled eggs that is a little vile,
and it's the ones that they sell at, like, a CVS or a Walgreens.
these are pre-peeled hard-boiled eggs in like a plastic sack like they have those those are bad
they have those at 7-eleven yeah yeah a 7-eleven hard-boiled egg it's tough also this is coming
from the guy who in a in the same thing i've never seen a deli just have hard-boiled eggs
on the counter i've never seen that but i did see at one of the bars we used to go to
They had pickled eggs.
Pickled hard-boiled eggs.
Pickled hard-boiled eggs.
And I'll tell you what, Danny sat real close to them.
Oh, I ate three of them.
I know, Danny.
That's my joke.
Did you go to Moe's Tavern?
Those are the worst form of eggs.
You ate so many.
That was repulsive.
You ate so many.
I think he was bet five bucks because no one thought he would do it.
He ate like five.
Yeah.
I mean, those are bad.
Those were definitely sitting there for two years minimum because who would eat that?
Well, that's what a pickle, pickling pickles.
Pickling saves germs.
There is, if that egg was sitting in there for two years,
as soon as you pulled it out, it would have turned to dust.
No.
That's what pickling is for.
Pickling is preserving.
What does it taste like?
Pickles?
No.
A pickled egg.
A pickled egg?
It tastes like vinegar and egg.
That sounds so terrible.
disgusting it's repulsive actually what made you go now i'm trying to now i'm trying to think of it
because because people seem to be getting a kick out of it and you know i'm a showman
oh once you got he's the greatest showman no i mean well people when i first ate one people
were like oh my god ew and then i was like you know what that's not half bad and everybody
started laughing i ate the second one and then and then you you have to take it one more step
past where it's okay and then that's good yeah it doesn't it's not funny
And the third one was like...
That's exactly what it looked like.
The third one was like, oh, no.
It looked like it was in a jar of piss.
It looked like they were eating pissy eggs.
Yeah.
That's disgusting.
The red ones don't look as bad.
Oh, but those are definitely worse.
I hate beets.
The piss want beets.
The red ones are beet juice pickled.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, it is funny that I can now know
the three stages of pickled egg eating.
It's surprise, does he like it, so wonder, and then it's repulsive.
The third one gets repulsive.
It actually looks kind of more like the one on the right.
You know what's funny, though?
After that, my breath stunk.
I had to go buy a shot of-
Least surprising sentence ever said to me.
Then he goes, believe it or not.
Believe it or not.
Believe it or not, and my breath stunk afterwards.
I could tell people were actually turning away when I was talking to them.
So I had to go buy a shot of Rumpelmints and clear that up.
Rumpelmintz and peppermint schnapps.
Yeah.
That's a smart man right there.
So that was probably not a great day for my bowels.
I'm sure multiple alcoholic beverages, rumpelmintz, and three pickled eggs.
It was definitely not a good week for your bowels.
Also, this is a dumb question.
Aren't they free?
Yeah, they are free.
And they're free.
There's something that's so much worse about that.
That was Joe's 30th birthday party.
That was Joe's 30th birthday party.
Danny's party trick in front of all these people was eating these pickled eggs.
You know why?
It's because we walked in, we saw them, and we've been in that bar before, and he's had one.
So he was really playing up the, oh, they probably aren't that bad.
And was like, do it, do it, do it.
Ate three.
They definitely just have those as a decoration.
No one ever eats those.
Now they have to go make more.
There's a sick freak that likes them.
It's you.
It's you.
I would never go back and get another one.
If we were in there again, you would eat one.
I've been in there multiple times, and I have not gotten another hard pickled egg.
No, I said if we were in there, you would eat another one.
If you paid me, maybe.
Yeah, sure.
No, if there was one new person who hadn't seen your sick party trick, you would do it.
You'd do it.
I mean, it is a good party trick.
You just take an entire egg, and you just go.
And it disappears.
All right.
Anyway.
It's more of a back alley trick than it is a party trick.
Yeah, it's the trick when you're walking out of the bar.
and you see the guy.
No, you're probably right.
A hard-boiled egg
is probably the worst
form of egg.
I'll give you that.
I think...
Good, good, good.
I think maybe an over-hard.
What?
Because it's just...
Classic egg sandwich egg?
Because it's just
nothing.
I don't...
I'd much rather it be scrambled.
Like, I'd much rather
it be scrambled.
It's just...
You just did nothing with this.
Over-hard is just
a fully cooked egg.
It's just...
Yeah, no, I don't like it.
I don't really like...
I think...
It's what you know
as a fried egg.
I think part of what
What we're getting to the bottom here is that when the yolk is hard, it's bad.
Soft yolks are how eggs are meant to be eaten.
Nah, you guys are eating half-fried eggs.
It's disgusting.
JT, grow up.
It is.
Grow up.
Grow up.
Even if JT knew how to make eggs, I wouldn't want him to make it if his preference was
just leave it in there and cook it until it's through.
Wouldn't want his eggs.
Because a fried egg cooked all the way through is just exactly the yolk that you hate, that's hard, and then just like a disk of nothingness.
It's a piece of rubber.
Those get rubbery.
You guys are eating the same exact thing just covered in yolk sauce.
That's a crazy statement.
That makes it delicious.
Yolk is good.
It's not crazy.
Yolk is tasty.
I don't think it's tasty in its raw form.
It's not the same thing.
You just said it was the same thing.
You said it was.
It's impossible having him on your side.
It's not the same thing.
Because, again, when the yolk is hard, it's bland.
It's like gray almost.
It's definitely not gray.
When you hard boil it, it can be gray.
But a fried egg's never gray.
Most of the fried eggs I have are like sunny side up.
Like they have a dippy yolk.
JT's saying he's frying his eggs over hard.
If you go and get a fried egg, what they'll give you is what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
You would have to say over easy to get it that way.
You have to say runny, for sure.
Unless it's octus.
I think it's more of a medium egg than over medium.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I don't know either.
We could get off eggs.
We could get off eggs.
Jason, you got something for us to end in here?
The egg talk has gone too far.
The egg talk has gone way too far.
All right, Jason.
Do you want to read this out or should we read it?
I'm changing this a little bit, all right?
So don't look at it.
Look at me.
Why'd you pop it up?
I have to.
Change it.
Oh, my God.
No, that's too much work.
Just saying.
Fucking tech.
So little work.
So tech savvy.
All right.
So the offer is 500K or you take a pill and you never experience physical fatigue for the rest of your life.
So you just doubled it.
You didn't feel like it was worth it?
No, $250,000.
So 500K tax-free, of course.
And then or never experience physical fatigue.
i feel like you just in general gotta take physical fatigue you'd be lots of people have
500k no one on earth is a superhero and you would be a superhero i mean you'd be sort of a superhero
you're still only capable of what you can do but just infinite of it i guess yeah but if i can wait
so what is that that technically means i can immediately run the world's fastest like probably
probably 5k
if I can
my full sprint speed
is what I can do
the entire time
your full sprint speed
whatever you can
full sprint at right now
is what you can do
for 800 miles
this is a weird question
okay
that's a little nuance here
and I'd like to know
your opinion
can you ever
improve
from
when
where you are
if you take that
immediately
I don't know
right
Jason Game Master
no
okay
No, I'm talking about forget about if he said yes or no.
And I agree you should say no.
But let's say you did get that.
If you could never fatigue, would you ever improve?
How do you improve?
Like how do your muscles get stronger?
Yeah, I guess they wouldn't.
I don't know.
Somebody in the comments said the problem is working out in the gym will become much more dangerous.
Physical fatigue is one of the signs your body has for working out.
yeah but i think in this case like if i if i run 800 miles i'm not like my bones won't just like
fall apart okay wait maybe that then what i'm saying would work maybe that is the case maybe
you still like that's the point you still got to know your limits and then you need to build
okay because like right now if you've never ran 100 miles and then you go oh i'm not i never get
tired and then run 100 miles your body will probably say hey jt we're calling it a quits now
okay because isn't that like the danger like in the rare case like people can't feel pain
people always say like oh well if one of their organs is failing they don't even know and then
they just die that is sort of the same thing well not in reality but it's the same principle in some
cases your body is sending you pain signals to to alert you like that's a reason yeah i hear you i
think it's the same principle here just with physical fatigue instead of pain so yeah i i was
kind of taking this as like...
I don't think it's just you be a superhero.
Fair enough. I don't take it 500k.
I think that's why the number's so low.
You still experience mental fatigue.
You still need to sleep.
Nutrition, oxygen.
That makes sense.
Even
if you run 100
miles, you still need to eat
so many calories.
That might be it, actually.
Your body might just whittle
itself down, and then you have to figure out how much
you need to eat if you run 100 and all that stuff.
Like, it just, your body will naturally metabolize
to how far you're running.
I don't know.
I think I'm taking it.
I might regret it, but I might take the 500.
I'm taking the money.
I'm taking the money.
I think I'm taking the physical fatigue, and I'm just...
Now you may hurt yourself.
No, but I'm just, I'm not running 100 miles.
Like, you don't, you just keep maxing everything.
It's like, oh, as soon as I get this,
I'm going to run 1,000 miles.
I'm going to run up to California.
I'm just not going to do that.
I just won't get tired doing things that I could moderately do.
I'm fine with that.
I think that's worth the money.
I think when you get older, you'll regret.
Oh, that's a good point.
See?
That's a good point.
Because you know what?
I might regret it.
Yeah.
That's future Jason's problem.
That is future Jason's problem?
When you are 70, you probably do get tired walking up the stairs, right?
And that kind of is a bummer.
Yeah, but the same thing kind of—
No more hangovers.
What?
It said you still get mental.
yeah but there's no more physical pain of hangovers not pain i mean yeah you might you
might still you might be a little groggy but you're not gonna feel bad you're not gonna have
a splitting headache that's all physical fatigue of dehydration you know what i would say the the
biggest thing of of a hangover that i get is the fatigue i think he's right i think the majority
of my hangover would be gone because for me it's just a fatigue i want to fucking stay in bed at
my head hurts but this is a this might be a dumb question okay it says you still need sleep but
would you ever really want to would that be some kind of it says you still become mentally tired
yeah so you still not physically tired yeah you know you ever have a day where you're just like
not there i think it's monday it's fucking thursday for sure and i guess you could still
sleep yeah all right i'm taking the physical fatigue for sure i'll take the physical fatigue
let's just uh lack thereof i suppose lack thereof i'll take the lack of physical fatigue
just because i kind of agree with this person down below it says you can work out you can you can go
you can go drinking not you can you know always have the energy to just do whatever you want and
you'll probably make more money because of it i agree and the guy underneath said and the like
you said the problem with the working out the gym i think i really don't think that'll be a problem
If I'm doing 20 reps, I just won't do 1,000 reps.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I don't think that'll be too much of a problem.
What are you taking JT?
Despite how much these guys are trying to convince me to join their shitty side,
I'm going 500K.
All right.
All right.
Fair enough.
What if it was 250?
I'll go to the pill.
I'll go to the pill.
So it's in that range.
That range is really it?
250K is a lot of money.
250K is half as much money.
300.
What, you're going to fucking nickel and dime me?
I want to see where it stops.
All right, the exact number is $309,145.
No, 46 cents.
Anything lower, I'm taking the pill.
All right, what about this?
You would take it for a penny lower.
What about this?
$500,000, a pill for no physical fatigue
or a pill for no mental fatigue?
I feel like that's almost like you're getting
into limitless pill territory.
If your brain is always as sharp as it can possibly be, that's pretty good.
That's a powerful thing.
So now I'm back to the sleep question.
Can you sleep then?
I mean, again, now it's the opposite.
Your body is still feeling no sleep.
You will feel your body needs rest.
It's terrible for your heart.
All those things still happen.
But you do feel awake constantly.
See, that's what I'm saying.
I agree, but I think the mind is what puts you to sleep, not the body.
So that's why the other way I feel like it worked.
this way it's just if it's a limitless pill yeah i'm taking it again you're not getting smarter so
it's not the limitless pill because that limitless is based off of the wrong thing that you only use
like one percent of your brain power well it's it's so crazy that during we'll wrap up sorry it's
it's so crazy that during that time span 30 movies came out with the you only use 10 of your brain
and then in that same realm of all these movies being made they went that's not true it ruins
everything. That's one of my favorite movies. I love that movie.
Limitless? Limitless is a fantastic movie.
Great movie. I think they tried to make
a show out of it. They did. It was good.
But it wasn't Bradley Cooper.
He's in one of the episodes.
He's got to be in one of them. Yeah, I think he's in the first one.
Did he introduce the guy to it? I believe so, yes.
Or maybe the guy
does it and then Bradley Cooper's like,
you got to be careful. Yeah, but by the end of the
movie, he ruined
the plot.
The pill doesn't have any
side effects it doesn't suck anymore so what's the point of the show like the pill's perfect now
it's a god pill i think the point of the show was it a drug thing is that the smuggling no yeah it's
something like i don't think the pill was legal and so it was like he was doing all these things
and living a good life and so people were like giving him jobs and stuff and then he started to
run out of it and so he has to get more to become himself scary well and he gets a girlfriend and
stuff and she's like oh you're so different you're so different yeah i haven't took my meds
all right uh jt tell them where to find you let's get out of here find me on instagram at the j
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