Picky Boys Podcast - HOW WE GOT ON THE NO-FLY LIST!! - Picky Boys Podcast #222

Episode Date: April 24, 2022

In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss drinking mothers' milk, getting kicked off a plane, overbooking, the no-fly list, and JT's controversial take on the colosseum! Leave a comment on our instagram and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

That was better? That was better? I definitely don't want it to turn sexual. But I didn't like suck it from her tit. I don't, I don't, I don't. I would hope not. I'll get off this plane. I got a few demands.

Yeah, yeah. I have something, but I think, I don't know, you might have to cut this. Oh, stop. You want to bring us in, Pops? Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Here we got three friendly faces.

Who are you? I'm Antonio. I'm JT. And I'm Danny. Let's get this picnic fucking rolling. Get this picnic rolling. Let's get it rolling. Okay.

Well, that's enough. I'm in my vacation getup. I'm in Austin, Texas right now. Yeah, we're with Ghost Dan. Home of Joe Rogan and... Rose Jogan. Tim Dillon. And Tim, kind of.

He hates that place. He hates Austin, Texas. True. I'm there for a bachelor party. Interesting enough, it's a co-ed bachelor party. And, you know, I mean, it's not up to me, obviously. but I think Danny is the bachelor

but I I don't know I feel like in a way am I going to get the quintessential bachelor party experience you know I thought

I think so I tend to in my mind think about bachelor and bachelorette parties very much along gender lines well co-ed as in

the bride is there I don't think so so co-ed as in but just other women so co-ed as in he's bringing some girls he's bringing some ladies bringing some ladies

oh wait the bride's not there about girls are? Yeah, but not like this is like his sister and his friends and his friends' wives and things like that. This is making you think

about your bachelor party? Yeah, of course. How could it not? I feel like that's like when you go to something like this, you see two people, you know, make the leap. You think about,

oh, yeah, maybe what would, if I was in that situation, what would I be doing right now? But you don't plan your own bachelor party. Or are you going to? The best man plans it, right? I mean, you could definitely...

You're supposed to. Depending on the best man, you could definitely throw something. You could definitely have a hand in it. It's like, hey, I want strippers, but I want them to be like this tall. Not tall enough to ride a roller coaster. Yeah, I want them to be this tall.

Just brings in a preschool. It's like, this is not what I'm doing. Yeah, no, I don't know. So it has gotten me thinking about my own bachelor party. Is there any highlights you like at your bachelor party? I'm going to have a rule where every hour on the hour, a referee or official of some kind comes around and BAC level tests.

What is it called when you blow breathalyzer tests? Anyone below 0.2 takes a penalty five shots. Jesus. What, to get there? Yeah. That's a great rule.

Below what? 0.2. 0.02. No, 0.2. No, 0.2. JT. No, 0.02. JT, 0.2.

0.08 is... No, 0.08 is the legal limit, so why would I do 0.02? But 0.02 is really high. It's their... keep their eyes open. .2 is not that high. JT.

It's pretty high. .2 is very high. .16 is twice the legal limit. For driving. JT, .2 is very high. No one's going to be driving, let me tell you that. JT, .2 is very high.

I like .08. I think it's a good number because then you say, you have to be legally drunk at all times. That's a good one. .2 is... Also, what if someone's at ....

You have to be blackout at all times. What if someone's .19? Nah, I feel like .23 is blackout. You've got to teeter on the edge, man. It's got to be a brownout night. The five shots will definitely put them there. It's exponential growth.

Listen, you're acting like I haven't thought this out. A shot at .18. Five shots at .18 because they're not at JT's limit. We'll put them at .3. All right, we'll do a chart then. We'll do a chart. If you're at .17, you take four. If you're at .18, you take three.

Oh, it's a scaling. It's going to be a scaling like the way the taxes work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's brackets. Same exact thing. If we did a Picky Boys try video and it was try breast milk, I'd slurp it up does it make a difference

for you like it makes a difference right if it's from a hot girl like if I gave you two cups I was like this one's from like fucking

you know who's the fucking famous model Margot Robbie yeah this one's from Margot Robbie and this one's from the old lady Jenkins down the street see when you say

I don't think so I think it's more mature it tastes better yeah yeah it's fine it's finally aged no if you just said

like a normal person hers is definitely lumpy if you curdled the old lady The old lady's been on the shelf too long. It comes out smooth? Yeah.

No, that's yogurt, man. Way past the expiration date, Dan. Maybe it is a little cold. You know, I did try breast milk once. Oh, that's good. But I don't know my aunt's. Oh, I see. And is that weird?

Yeah, yeah. Is that weird? Oh, God, no. But I didn't suck it from her tit. I would hope not. I don't correlate breast milk with the person who... It's not like I correlate regular milk with like, oh, I hope this wasn't an ugly cow, you know?

It's like, it's just a secretion. Well, JT has standards. Yeah, but that's the thing. It's a secretion of a relative. Like, I feel like if my wife, if I was sucking breast milk. That's not a relative. No, I know. It was a comma.

If I feel like, if I was sucking breast milk out my wife's titty, I feel like that's, if she swallowed your cum, you could suck her breast milk. Does that make sense? Yeah. See, like now, if you're sucking on a relative's breast milk, I can understand how it's weird or in someone's head, but I think it was fine. Also, it didn't taste good. what it tastes like

it's hard to make that comparison you just said you might as well drink your uncle's cum that's kind of what you said I don't think I said that I think you did you're the transitive property you said that in more words

Danny's shortening it down you wouldn't try your mom's breast milk my mom's? no first of all you have fucking half But it wouldn't be sexual. You stupid bitch. You have tried your mom's breast milk.

That's a really good point. You fucking pussy. I think I was, what is it called? Bottle fed? No, yeah, what is it? It's not the... Formula. Formula.

Well, that makes a lot of sense. I'm a Formula One baby. Oh, definitely a Formula baby. Yeah, definitely a Formula baby. What's it called? Where does it rank? You know, you got, let's say, skim milk, whole milk, oat milk, almond milk. What are the other nut milks?

Everything can be nutted. So where does it rank? Where does it rank? Is it all the way at the bottom? Wait, what are we talking about? Breast milk. Oh, breast milk. No, I'm talking...

Oh, I think breast milk is way better than oat milk. Impossible. Oat milk fucking sucks. I love oat milk. I love oat milk. Oat milk fucking sucks. Yo, oat milk ice cream is slaps. Okay, what about almond milk?

That is ice cream. Almond milk, soy milk? Almond milk's fine. Soy milk's fine. I think... Well, the problem is oat milk is dirt below the dirt. Terrible. And then right above that is breast milk and everything else.

It was that bad? Cashew milk. I've never had it. I also need to try these things. What's your aunt's diet like? It might be a diet issue. I didn't try it last week, JT. I tried it.

It was a good amount of years ago. No, I bet her diet really fucked up the taste. If she was just 100% grass-fed, pasture-raised. We don't fence them in. We give her a lot of room to roam. She's really happy here. I would try it. That's my point.

I would try my wife's, but it wouldn't be sexual, just to know what the baby's getting. I'm like, is this up to par? Is this fine? Is this good? Is this good? Does this taste maybe? You don't want your baby getting sour breast milk.

You definitely don't want it to turn sexual. Is that something? Then you'll have to just keep doing it, and that's weird. Or you'd have to start getting her pregnant again to keep getting that sweet, sweet milk. No, I think as long as she doesn't stop, I think she can keep going. Men can. What, are you going to have her pumping for years? Men can milk.

I've read this. If you keep pumping. Somebody buy me a breast pump. Dude, this was on fucking OPL, on Joe's podcast. This lady's describing any man can squirt at their nips. From base form to squirting? All right, we're all going to try each other's breast milk. That's the next video.

How long does that take? I think it takes a while. Like hours or months? I don't remember. Oh, no, no, no. Definitely not one day. Does it ruin your nipple shape? Definitely ruins your nipple shape.

Dude, does that mean we have holes in our nips? Yeah. Well, we definitely have holes. It doesn't look like I do. But how are they connected to something? How do I now start, do I tell my brain, like, oh, you're going to start producing milk, and then it produces milk? No, I think there's milk somewhere in you.

There's milk in me? It's like a milk vial. So then male, like my breast milk has to have a little bit of cum. No. But then where does the white milk come from? It has to be a little cummy. I don't know. Well, how is cum white?

I don't know. Is it some milk? So there might not be cum in my breast milk, but is there my milk in my cum? How is it white? Someone explain. I don't know. Also, my cum is not as white as most people would describe. Is it brown?

No. It's clear, you think he's saying. It's clear, yeah. It kind of looks like... Mine's pretty white. It kind of looks like what I would picture glow-in-the-dark paint looks like. Radiation? It goes on clear, but you can tell there's something in it.

you know i don't think danny's ever used glow in the dark you gotta get your t levels up buddy is is that what it is i don't know i'm kidding i'm just mine's pretty white though jt's shooting white ropes i'm shooting fucking it's white i guess if you pulled it all together what is that just blend it blend it up blend it up serve it jesus you know they said that do you believe that they uh put uh come in our ketchup dispensers in high school no do you believe that joe it's happened it's happened every year you know do you think it actually happened every year i think one time it definitely oh one time it definitely happened and then the next time but you think you do it you do a prank like that once and that's all you that's all you have to do like

some pranks are so good they transcend like multiple generations like you just no one's ever going to drink no one's ever going to eat the ketchup on the last day of senior you know week or whatever because it might be yeah i thought it was laxative there's a bunch of There's a bunch of different stories. There's a bunch of different. Laxative is what I always heard. Oh, I thought cum. I heard laxative as well.

And also, then how- Because cum and ketchup would be pretty noticeable. I think you're- Oh, not if you mix it. You are dead wrong. Really? We could test that. You want to-

I mean, you make sure you make it homogenous. Oh, big word. How about we get you a plate of cum ketchup, cum cup, and we get you a plate of- Cum cup. Cum cup, and we get you a plate of regular ketchup, and you try them both, see if you can do it. Also, and this might be a ludicrous statement. Here we go.

But I'd rather easily eat a stranger's cum than eat if they pissed in the ketchup. I think piss is more sterile. I'm way too worried about the sterile-ness. I don't think it is. People say it's sterile, but why would it be sterile? It's all your toxins. Yeah. Sterile just means there's no bacteria in it.

Well, I mean... So your cum can't be sterile because there's literally living things in it. Exactly. So piss is more sterile. The sterile thing doesn't mean anything. Is this piss sterile? Sterile doesn't mean safe. But if you can piss on something to sterilize it,

piss has to be something. You can't piss on something too sterile. If you got stung in a jellyfish right in the mouth, JT, I'm pissing in it. Why is that? That's because you're a good friend. That's because I'm a good guy. No, I think it's because of some of the properties of piss

like alleviates the sting. But it doesn't like, if you have an open wound, you can't piss in it. I don't even think the jellyfish thing is true. I think some guy with a piss fetish made that up. Oh, true. I have a whole truck of jellyfish cum. To me, piss just seems so much more vile.

It's like a, it's a bathroom thing, you know? How is... Cum seems cleaner. Well, I marry the two there. But how is piss less gross than cum? Because piss is all the shit your body doesn't want. Cum is new life. Cum is the shit your body wants to give to another body as a present.

Yeah, yeah. Because cum is something that at least some other bodies want to receive. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're making an argument for him now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm switching. Okay.

But piss, you know... Pulling a Danny. This is what I said the whole time, Danny. Piss sucks. Piss is the extraction. This is what you want to, you know, it's excrement. I still rather, okay, this is the extent of my sex ed knowledge. Okay.

Transfer of titties. Can it be done with piss? What are you talking about? Transfer of titties? STDs. STDs. Oh, oh. Or just cum?

I think neither. I think just like those two body parts touching. because you could pull out and you could still easily get an STD. Yeah, but you got fluids in there. No, once you insert...

I think any rubbing because like herpes, I think it's just any contact can transfer it. I don't think so. Not even going inside. Oh, it absolutely is true. If I rubbed my dick

on someone's back, I'm not getting HIV. Oh, no, but if you just bumped penis and VEGE. If I just bumped it. If you just bumped peen and VEGE together and one has herpes,

the other one could... Yeah, but herpes is topical. This can't be right. Topical. It's very topical. It's very in the moment. I think STDs, you can get either one from either. Piss or cum or shit.

See, I don't think that's true. I think that's true. I don't think that's true. I think it can't live in piss and shit. Also, you know, I would love to talk to somebody who has a piss fetish because I just don't get it. Talk to them. Welcome. I'm a loud pisser.

JT's frying chicken in the bathroom every time. When I'm peeing in the bathroom, you can hear it downstairs. Daniel would get pissed on. I would not. That's where I draw the line. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

What about you? It's so gross. What, I get pissed on? Yeah. I'd prefer to not be pissed on. But honestly, someone asked me this the other day. This exact question? Pretty much.

Not really. But they're just like, I just said basically, my wife had a massive piss fetish. She's like, please, please let me do this. I'm like, I'd be like, all right, if we're in the shower and you want to just pee on my leg or something, I'll be a good husband. I'll be a good fire hydrant. Like a dog? Definitely nothing near the face.

Yeah, that's a good guy. Yeah. I would do it for her, but no, I would not like to be pissed on. JT's a good guy. I'm curious because I thought about this the other day. I've never been to the Empire State Building. I've never been to the Statue of Liberty. I've seen it.

I don't know. I haven't done any of the tourist things in New York. I've lived here my whole life. What does been there mean? Do I have to be inside the building? Yes. I've like touched it. But you haven't gone to the top floor?

The Empire State Building. I'm not going inside. That's a whole day. I've been to the Empire State Building and I recently went to the Statue of Liberty so for 20, my entire life I hadn't been but I recently went because some friends came in

and were doing the tourist shit and I was like, oh, I might as well go so it's a normal thing to not do the tourist shit where you are from but I went to the Empire State Building when I was younger I don't know, that's fun it's a fun time, but I don't like it personally because my favorite building

is the Empire State Building so if I'm viewing the skyline on top of it then I can't see it what a Danny problem so I'd rather go to the top of the rock or something Rockefeller Center so I can see the Empire State Building in all its glory

yeah I've also been to the top of the Freedom Tower, One World Trade that's good but it's inside it's a little less cool so you can't jump off that's good, that's important I don't know if this is just me but I feel like if I could see it, I've done it.

Does that make sense? I'm going to say no, but I like your attitude. I don't know, because we went to Paris, and we did go on the Empire State Building. Nope, we went on the Eiffel Tower. Depends what Paris you're talking about. Yeah, so we went on the Eiffel Tower, but if I was there, and I never got tickets to go on top of it,

and I was right there, and I saw it, and I was looking up, and I was literally right next to it, I did it. No. I did it. No. I really think so. The Eiffel Tower is one thing.

Out of all my journeys, I saw it and I was like, wow, this is cooler than I thought it was going to be. Wait, no, I agree with this. I thought it was going to be, and being up there was such a great part of it. But again, you couldn't see it to your point, but besides the point. No, but you can see that because it has these crazy legs. I do agree. I think that that was the only monument I've seen so far out of all the monuments where

I think that pictures- More impressive in person. Yeah, pictures, movies, nothing does it justice besides me. It is so – they don't get the – I want to see it so bad now. It is so big. Big Ben. I hope somebody –

Big Ben? Because it's so – Oh, you can't say that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't say that. You do. Because it's horrible. I'm going to bleep that one.

It's so horrible. It's not big. Not big. It might be big in London standards. Ben Roethlisberger would be more impressive, like just to look at him. Probably on a scale to average human to Ben Roethlisberger from the scale of average building the Big Ben, Ben Roethlisberger, way bigger. Yeah, absolutely.

Big Ben, not impressive. The London Eye looks cool, but it's like the big Ferris wheel. It's a Ferris wheel. Move on. It's like a big, big Ferris wheel, though. You could have a dinner inside the pod. That is a big Ferris wheel. Either way.

Looks cool, but I don't know. I'm not going to do it. What are some other things? Oh, Big Jesus in Brazil. That actually is very cool. Fucking the guy doing this. There's a squad of big mosquitoes. Christ the Redeemer.

That is cool, but it's only because it's on top of a hill, and that's why it's cool. So it's like the spire to a building cheating a little bit? Christo Rinaldar or something. That was a tough thing to hear. It's Christ the Redeemer. It's Christos the Rinaldar. That was better?

That was better? You're going to tell me that was better? I'm sorry. We're both- Well, then he's Spanish, actually. Extra minus points. It's Portuguese. They speak Portuguese.

Extra minus points today. Extra minus points. My English is not good either. What other things have we seen? Well, we talked about this in Mona Lisa. Seen the Great Wall of China. Very tiny. Very tiny.

Very tiny. I haven't seen the Leading Tower of Pisa, but I would imagine it'd be good for the picture where I'm like, whoa. Oh, we saw the Coliseum. That was cool. Coliseum's cool. Coliseum is cool.

Even being in there, I mean, didn't look like it's heyday. I'll be honest. But being in there, It's kind of crazy to understand how they were able to, if this is true, I've heard it, I think it's true, flood it and have ship battles and shit. That I don't understand. You don't believe it?

No. You don't think it's true? They flood it and have ship battles? That's what they say, yeah. That's what they say. No? No. I believe it when I see it.

I believe it when I see it. Too many holes. A lot of holes. The Colosseum and Italy in general, more than other cities, I think once augmented reality becomes a thing, that city is going to be so cool to explore. Isn't that kind of like... Isn't that kind of sad, though?

Why? I don't know how to explain it. Maybe it's a boomer take, but like... Definitely a boomer take. Here it comes. Oh, man. JT Boomer. The day that we can just, oh, why go to the city? I could just put on my goggles and be there. I get that, but that's not what he's saying. I'm not saying that,

though. I'm saying you're at the Coliseum and you put on these goggles and you can see what it was like. Back in time. Back in time, but you're still looking at it. Oh, now you're speaking my language. All right, what about this as a moneymaker in the metaverse? You can take this idea if you can do it.

I assume the Colosseum has the rights to the Colosseum, right? What do you mean? Like the people who own it, whatever owns it. I think it's part of the registry. Whatever, that. Now, what if you could only see what the Colosseum was like in the past if you go there like a tourist? What if we have no capability of seeing it from our house?

That would be cool. Now, that's cool. Now, that'll still get you to travel. Because if I could just, dude, I'll be honest, if I could just put my face in and see the Coliseum the same as if I went there, why am I going there? True. I kind of want to put on a, I kind of want to build a Coliseum, actually.

In VR Metaverse? No, no, just in real life. I think there's, you know, we have stadiums, but all of them are for a specific sport. I think we should have a multifunction arena, you know, Something that can do ship battles and fights the death. How do you get the water in there? That's like Madison Square Garden.

True. They have ship battles in there all the time. What? I don't know. That's not true. I thought I was going to learn something new. I was like, what? What are they?

I mean, Madison Square Garden can be a concert venue, basketball arena, hockey arena. You can do the circus. They do monster trucks all in the same day. Yeah, so that is the Coliseum. Madison Square Garden is our Coliseum. I just want a kind of a more... Blood. Yeah, I want more bloodshed.

I want more blood. And I want a more open-air situation. So, you know what they have to do is make a dome, retractable dome at Madison Square Garden, and host a UFC event. Boom. You get everything. True.

The Coliseum had a retractable dome. Did you know that, Hot Stuff? Did you know that? Don't believe it. I see it in my metaverse. Made of rocks? Do you believe that the Coliseum existed, period? I'm not convinced.

He hasn't seen it, to be fair. I have a... No, I can't say that. I was going to say I took a rock. I can't say that. I'm not supposed to. They'll come get me. Wait, really?

You took one? Yeah. Of course I took a rock. It was just like a rock. It was just like a piece of the costume that fell off or... No. You broke a piece. I broke a piece.

Oh, you're a bad person. You're not going to be allowed back in Italy in the patree. That sucks. I lost it, by the way. I have something, but I think... I don't know. You might have to cut this. Oh, stop.

These are the best ones. Let's go. I was on. So whatever, what Danny said before just reminded me of this. Here we go. Buckle up. But I was on Discord with some friends. They were just hanging out, chilling.

And then our friend joins. Name dropping is intense. Sorry, our friend. That's not his real name anyway. But so our friend. Anyway, I'm on Discord talking to my friends. Yeah. And our other friend joined.

and apparently this friend was was on his way to florida right now so he's literally joining from a plane i didn't know that and uh he he joined i'm like hey what's up no it's all right it's all right i'll fix it up i was like hey what's up man and then he didn't respond and i was like oh that's weird and then my other friend was like oh he's on he's joining from the plane right now he's in the air and i was like oh damn that's cool and then there was a pause. And then my friend continued and went, and he has a bomb! And then

the guy who joined from a plane immediately disconnected. And I thought, okay, he's getting tackled right now. That's why he disconnected. A lot of people, if you're sitting next to somebody and you have anything on, you can hear that. True. Yeah. And I was curious, because we're

discussing, okay, is he getting tackled right now? Why did he disconnect? I think he just disconnected because his connection was so bad. I don't even think he heard it. Well, I mean, he's on a plane. Have you ever used plane Wi-Fi? It's like a potato. It doesn't exist. I think it's a fake button.

But my question was going to be, if that happened to you, and you were the one on a plane, and you got tackled, arrested, whatever, no fly list, can you still be friends with the person who said that? You know what? I think it'll take a couple months, but I can, because it's my fault for getting in that party. Yeah, I think it is. I should know this friend.

Like, if this guy has done worse than, say, I had a bomb on a plane. Like, what if we were even, regardless of your friends being assholes, what if we were playing in the middle of a video game together? And we're like, oh, yo, he's got a bomb. And then, same thing. Not the same. I don't think it could end up in the same result. Do you think? No, I think it can, but it's very different.

Do you think one, I got a bomb, is enough to put you on the no-fly list? Yes. Really? Yes. The no-fly list is interesting because it's really the only thing that, like, so, you know, Now, you share your name with other people in the world. There's a bunch of other Antonio Priscos. There's no other Antonio Prisco.

There's definitely at least one. There doesn't exist. There has to be. He was the first. It's just me. And there's definitely a bunch. I know there's a bunch of other Daniel Moriarty's. This is the only thing that we share in common is that if I get put on the no-fly list, it's not like I'm the one who's put on.

It's the name Daniel Moriarty is now on the no-fly list. Middle name, right? So every time you go to fly, you'll be pulled to the side and checked to make sure you're not me. And what does that mean? How are you checking? Like, they have a picture of the guy probably, right? They're just trying to check that you're not using, like, an alias. Also –

Or, like, you're not using, like, a different, like, a, you know, different look. But the no-fly list is also weird because it's not like an actual legal thing, right? They don't have to take you to court, prove you did this wrong, this wrong, and put you on the list. It's like they just go, you're on it. You're on the no-fly list. That's it. You're on it. They don't have to prove anything.

They don't have to do anything like that. It's not a legal tender. It's just a fun little club to be a part of. Who do you think is on the no-fly list that you wouldn't expect? You think there's someone on the – Mel Gibson. Mark Wahlberg after his comment. No, I don't know.

You know what I also saw? I saw a video of an airport in like 1997. oh that dude that used to be like air travel used to be so different it used to be like a train station like there were because there's you know a flight to washington dc from new york city is super quick flight and that's like one every hour and literally you would just go you have like a basic ticket you'd go to the airport you walk right in and then like whenever the next available flight was you just like walk on and claim your seats like a bus stop yeah like it's like a train And now, obviously, post-9-11, everything is horrible to go to the airport.

P-9-1. That's why a lot of old movie scenes don't make sense anymore post-9-11, where they run to the airport to get their love or whatever. And it's like, dude, you're going to get tackled and shot, maybe. You're sprinting through security. At least tased. Yeah, for sure. You're not showing up, and they show up just in time to catch this flight.

It's like, bro, you're not showing up two hours early. Go home, dude. And, dude, you know the scenes, not the scenes, what happens on planes where they overbook it and they really need someone to get off and no one gets off and it takes them like four or five hours? They were offering, I saw a video, they were offering someone $5,000 to get off this plane. In credit. In credit. Yeah, but you could get it probably.

Like, they credited us and I got my $900. Yeah, but you're getting, you could have gotten more in credit. Yeah, but I'm a negotiator. It's like $5,000 in credit, I'll take $3,000 cash right now to get off this fucking plane. I don't think they would do that. I would take credit anyway. If anybody is offering me $5,000 in airplane credit, I'm getting off the plane and booking the next flight available in first class.

And you probably still have a few thousand credits left over. I'm only taking it if it doesn't expire. Okay. I don't want to be forced to take $5,000 for the flights in a year or something. I'll get off this plane. I got a few demands. Yeah, yeah. A little negotiation.

Yeah, we could talk about this. I'll get up right now. I'll take my family, my dog, and my baby. I get why overbooking is a thing. Dumb. But it's so dumb. Dumb. We were overbooked.

We're. That's why you always, you always, I know it's cheaper if you don't, but you always choose the airplane ticket where you can pick your seat. Because if you're just entered into the, like, if you just have the ticket and you're in the waiting list or whatever, you're the first one to get the boot. Yeah, tough cookies. Yeah, but I wouldn't mind if I got whatever compensation, if it was good enough.

That was good compensation. I got like $900. Like, I would take that to, what, be pushed back 12 hours, maybe a day? Yeah, yeah. We had to stay overnight, so it was a cool thing. Yeah, but- Did they pay for the hotel? They paid for everything.

Yeah, they paid for the hotel. See, I'm okay with that. Dude, they paid for- That's why I like it. But then your bags are gone. It's kind of just a hassle. They paid for- Oh, I agree, it's a hassle.

They paid for like half my trip, dude. I was fine with it. It's like $900, yeah, okay. I agree it's a hassle, but, you know, it's a hassle for money. Everything you do for money is usually a hassle. We just finished a trip, you know. I mean, that's the thing, though. Like, the only thing, if I had $900 and someone came to me and said,

not the ones they gave me, if I just had it in my wallet and they said, if you pay $900 right now, you could be in your bed right now, I would have paid it. You know what I'm saying? It's like, at the end of the trip, you just want to be home sometimes. That was a long trip. It was like a week and a half trip. you just want to be home and then on top of that all that happened it's it it does it is a moral

blow and that's like at the airport everybody's like on edge like everybody's like nobody because nobody wants to be there really and they just want to be wherever they're going or coming back from you know they just want to be out of the place so everybody's always like a little testy and also and they just paid fucking 23 for a bottle of water yeah and we're in we were in a neck pillow we were in portugal yeah no we flew we were in italy sicily and we were in sicily so or no not sicily uh venice we were in venice so you know on top of that like you got to find someone for someone who could speak the language it was very frustrating so yeah i would have paid anything to be home and they almost sent us to qatar they tried to send us to qatar which would

it was a layover well basically so so they put it into their computer and they say who uh what's the fastest flight back to New York City and the fastest flight was going to Qatar and then a flight from Qatar to New York City. But a flight but one day later was a direct

flight again to New York City. In their computer, you technically get there earlier if you go. Who wouldn't say no? That's like 12 hours of flying. No, it wasn't the fastest flight. It was what would get us to our destination sooner.

yeah so but if we so the flight no it's not it's not because the flight was in an hour and it was a 23 hour flight like like not one flight we had to stop and guitar go again so but it was 23 hours of flying that's not faster than if we wait till the morning and it's not it's an eight hour flight directly home so for us to get home at 9 a.m instead of 10 you know it was really fucking i was like god i'm already so angry and tired i'm gonna punch this woman in the face fair yeah I mean and we had a nice night

at the hotel it was fun yeah we spooned it was very nice we watched a movie the pool was closed the pool was closed

it was unfortunate we had no clothes we had no clothes that is unfortunate wait so what is it your checked bags are uh they're on the plane

they're on the plane yeah so we had okay you had your carry on we took a whore bath and a dick fucking brush our teeth and then you get the you get the JFK and they

they didn't have our bags ready that was a whole other issue see I'm a carry on boy anyway not for a chip like this it's a week and a half three four different countries we can have four different countries and i lost my and little fucking outfits one outfit each country boom and little mosey made me fucking lose my bag on the way to amsterdam that is true oh i think we could i think we're here too by the way oh yeah yeah i think so not ready all right danny's in texas tell him where

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