Picky Boys Podcast - I Saved A Stolen Bus! - Picky Boys Podcast #265

Episode Date: March 5, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss cars that old people drive, hijacked buses in NYC, where to pee on the grid, anniversary metals, white noise, & shooting stars! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Merch - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys #265

I'm mad you didn't do the lion roar for the beginning of March. It's true. The bus operator, his only means of communication was through the sign on the front of the bus, and he put 911 and no one called, especially not Danny. Do women know male pee etiquette? Like, if you ask the average woman, which square do you think they would say? Every time someone says that, or every time someone talks about the impending threat of nuclear war, just like are you telling me this so that i can like just dream about like the world ending like

what why do i need to know this if it's not gonna happen all right let's come in welcome back to the picky boys podcast welcome welcome welcome here we are oh you scared me you like sniffled into it oh was that a breath no it was it was a sniff and i was gonna say something else and then i said oh no he's still talking oh he's you know he hasn't stopped talking he's talking it hasn't stopped. Antonio's going to have to do all our intros now after the tongue twister ordeal. Oh, yeah. That one was rough. That one was

funny. Do you want to give a redemption one quick? You want to do red Buick, blue Buick? No. He will literally buy you a Buick. Yeah. I don't care. I don't want a Buick, first of all. Because you can't say it, that's why. You can never tell anyone what car you have. Fuck all the Buicks. I have a blue Buick. I'll do a

red Lamborghini, blue Lamborghini. Oh, blue Lamborghini. Red Lamborghini, blue Lamborghini. Now you're going to buy one of those? No. The conditions were Buicks. Yeah. The Buicks.

Who wants a Buick? Do Buicks even get made anymore? What is a Buick? I'll take one. It's a car. I know it is a car. It's a car company. If someone's offering, I'll just-

It's like a Cadillac. I'll take a Buick. I think it's kind of like an older person kind of car. Like a Rolls Royce? No, no, no. Rolls Royce is pretty old. I have those in the same spot in my head. Those are rich older people.

Buick is... Poor older people? Yeah. Is that what you're saying? Not poor older people, but middle of the line... Older people. Older people. You know, it's like definitely a...

So then what's a poor older person's car? Let's upset somebody. A poor... Subaru. No, a poor older person's car is just a bus. Isn't that... And a very young person's car. A poor old person's car is that white school bus that drives around all the old people

and the handicapped people. Are you talking about the handicapped car? The church vans. The ones that take you to some random church. I think it's called Accessoride. If you're old, you can just call it up and go, hey, I want a ride. Once you hit a certain age, they give you an Accessoride number. Is it free?

I don't know all the details about it, but I know it's for old people. I have no idea. Either way. Or they take a bus. I don't think I've ever been on a bus where there wasn't one old person on the bus. Have you given them your seat? Yeah, I'll give up a seat. The thing is, I don't sit.

I don't believe you. No, I'll go up a seat for sure. I don't sit in those seats because I don't want to give one up. So you never give them up because you just don't sit. No, I mean, if those are the only seats left, I'll sit there and I'll give it up. I'll give it up to an old person or a pregnant woman. Anybody else, they're really going to have to prove it to me. Okay, I have questions.

Will they have to do backflips? I have questions. 55. Yeah, that's. No. No, okay, 65. Wait, what's the question? would he give it up

if a 55 year old standing next to him would give up what do they have a stamp on their head that says I'm 55 you go on eyeball you got eyeball

this is what I'm trying to figure out here I'm talking 70 plus minimum you wouldn't give it to 65 no my fucking parents are 65

they can stand on the bus oh okay alright that is not who that is not who is meant to be 75 a young 75

in shape in great shape sure I mean looking like if you got like considerable wrinkles and I the thing is

This is the test. If you were to walk by and somebody say, is that person old? If the answer is yes, then yes. Now, when you're 55, would you want people to start offering you seats or would you take it as an insult? I would take it totally as an insult. And I've also seen that happen where people say, do you want to sit down? And the people are like, no. Yeah, dude, if you're 35 and you start getting offered seats, you know you're aging terribly.

Exactly. You got some city miles on you. Truly. So I'm only giving it to people who, like, oh, they may have just come from a nursing home. Or they may, they simply, they might be on their way to bingo. Like, those are the people I'm giving it to. And pregnant women. I think I essentially always offer it to a woman, I think.

Misogynist. Exactly that. I guess so. Because of, you know, they have to be abundantly pregnant. They can't just be, I'm not going to start guessing which women is pregnant, which woman is not. You're playing a dangerous game if you are. No, you're not. You just have to go, oh, do you want my seat?

And if you were wrong this time, they're still sitting. You don't go, oh, sorry, thought you were pregnant. Get back up. Just that. Yeah, get back up. No. It's like once you make that commitment, that's it. No, but what I'm saying is that I would not make that commitment unless they are at least

in the third trimester. Bulgur. About a Bulbasaurus. They have to be in the third trimester, probably. Okay. Also, anybody, any first trimester people, they can stand. Also, if someone asks me. I agree with this.

If someone asked me, and they were like, oh, I feel terrible, I'm pregnant, I'm going, okay. Bro, no, no, no, no, no, bro, no. Listen, if you were a first trimester, bro, you have, like, a little peanut inside you. Like, if I ate a full meal, I'm more handicapped than you are. Hey, dude, if I ate a full meal, bro, if I ate a full meal, that weighs way more than the baby you currently have. That's true. In the first trimester? So, abundantly pregnant and old people.

I probably won't even sit on a bus unless it's very not full. If I have to sit on a bus and I have to sit directly next to someone else, I probably won't even take that seat. Those are the worst seats anyway, too, because there are two seats on New York buses. There are two seats, and they look—two rows of three seats, and they're facing each other. So you have to just sit on the bus and look at somebody. Terrible. No one wants to do that. You ever have a problem with a bus driver or a bus?

No, I've had some nice, some very nice ones that like, you know, this is like high school and either it's Friday after hours or maybe it's a Saturday or Sunday and your MetroCard for school stops working then. And I go in and I try it and it doesn't work, obviously. And he's like, just get on. Yeah, but usually when that happens, they put on a whole show or they used to be like, oh, get on. And it's like, relax.

Either let me on or don't. This one guy I had was like, nah, he's like, you're good. And all your friends, too. He's like, all right, hold on. I got you. Printed out a bunch of transfers. He's like, are you guys going anywhere else? That's a cool guy.

That is a cool guy. I've been on a bus that has hit somebody. A person? It wasn't like terrible. It wasn't like, I don't think they died, but we had to vacate the bus. A car or? It was a person. They hit a person.

They were turning, and they hit a person. So again, it was kind of probably a bump. I hope the person got that bag from the city, if they're not dead. You would know if they're dead, though. I mean, again, they were just kind of like, oh, God, we hit somebody. They got to wait for the cops here. Get off. Go get the next bus.

Also, you think Danny cared about the quality of life of that person after he was just like, oh, they made me late? I was incredibly upset. Yeah, he doesn't care. Just like any other person with a train. Anytime the train's delayed, everybody knows someone jumped on the platform. It's like, can we do this at a different time? You had to do this on a work shower.

Yeah, a rush hour. And so they said, oh, well, we have to wait for the cops. So you got to get on another bus. OK, fine. I'll go on another bus. i got on a bus once and the thing changed while i was getting on it oh the bus yeah like you know how i was like oh yeah let's say it was a 47 i got on and then it changed like 63 why did it do the little switcheroo i don't know so it's like it was like a i don't know what the fuck happened

and then i got i i kept going and i realized i was in the wrong area and i kind of just let fate go with it and i went so far past the last stop that i was in the bus depot And because I was behind the bus driver and he didn't see me. So I just like, how do I get his attention? I just dropped my books. And he went and he was like, oh, you're still here? You got to go. I thought you're supposed to check the bus for sleeping children.

Yeah, well, I was hiding. There's also, I've also been, I've seen a bus. I was walking down the street and I saw a bus drive by. And on the screen, it just said, call 911. That's it. it just said like call 9-1-1 this is an emergency call 9-1-1 is it the movie Speed and it was continually

going and the bus like flew by and I was like okay and so like I called 9-1-1 and I was like hey there's a bus that says call 9-1-1 and the 9-1-1 operators essentially said we'll look into it but sometimes like I guess every bus has is programmed

to have that and sometimes the thing just breaks and they display it by accident was Keanu Reeves on the bus? Yeah, Sandra Bullock. But I hope, there's part of me that hopes that there was an emergency on the bus so that I could be a hero. That's fair. That's fair.

Because I did my duty. Yeah, that's surprising, too. Most people are probably like, oh, that's weird. Well, it literally said, this is an emergency. Call 911. I've got to do it. You have to do it. What are you supposed to do?

The bus just reads, Danny, please call 911. But I also have seen that message after that scenario on another bus. And I went, no, not today. Not today. You only get one of these. My heroic acts for the months have expired. Exactly. So hopefully that bus wasn't being held hostage.

How many lives are you supposed to save? I don't know. Danny, you can only do so much. That's what I'm asking all the time. How many times do I have to be the hero? If you didn't hear anything on the news, I'd say it was all right. It turned out all right. If there is a bus jacking, it'll be on the news.

The bus operator, his only means of communication Was through the sign on the front of the bus And he put 911 and no one called Especially not Danny It's kind of smart to have though You know, like someone comes on Jesus, Christmas Someone comes on to the gun

With a bus Someone comes on to the bus with a gun And it's like, you know Drive it through to the New York Stock Exchange And everybody's like And then this guy just presses his little button and so no one will be the wiser that it says call 911 on the outside.

And that was the day Danny decided to not be a hero. And there it goes. Like I said, if it was a problem, you'd know about it. Yeah. I'm sure there's...

Yeah, but then there's probably a lot of things that happen that aren't on the news either. Yeah, but not a bus jacking. For sure. Not jacking off on the bus. That happens every day.

That's true. Someone could get shot around the corner from us and we might not hear about that on the news. But like, oh man, a bus if they if they took a bus hostage yeah okay it's too good of a story that that would

be national news we love that yeah but imagine the like what if the brakes were just cut or something the guy was like i can't stop see again all of that that would that would all be on the new york news if any bus does anything it's it's on the news also he'd be fine those buses don't go that fast if the brakes got cut oh man buses could go pretty fast how fast they go on the streets here. True. There are buses that go on the highway. Yeah, but you didn't see it on the highway, I assume, right? If you saw it on the

street, I assume 30 miles per hour max. If you saw a bus going 40 on our block or something, that would... That would be concerning. I need to call 911 on that alone. What's happening? This guy, what is he doing? Someone has to get somewhere fast. That's true.

Have you seen this picture I sent you? You sent me a picture? Jason, pop this up. Oh, God. Here we go. Okay. Where are we peeing, boys? So for the people who are listening, it looks like a battleship board, but over a toilet.

You mean a grid? They placed a grid over a toilet. Yeah, but it looks exactly like Battleship. Yes. Every grid looks exactly like Battleship. No, but it's even from A to J. All right. It's exactly like Battleship.

Okay. They placed a Battleship board grid over a toilet. And the question for all of our standing peers is, where are you aiming on this toilet? And I think this is fascinating because I was looking at the comments and I was seeing some wild answers here. Let me let JT answer first. Probably an E8 fellow myself. E8. E8, yeah, I'm with him.

E8. Either E7 or E8. I'm usually trying to avoid the water a little bit right to the right though that's where it leans I'm a G5 man is that over?

no it's right here that's too straight down I try to go into the under below the hole below the hole yeah I guess what's dead center dead center would be E5

E5 psychopaths those people are crazy True. Yeah, I'm more of a center-right guy myself. Because you never want to go for the water because there could be splashback. There could be splashback. And just like a noise that you don't want your whole house hearing.

Yeah, and some streams are heavier and some streams are weaker. You don't want anyone thinking you've got a small wiener with a stream in there. I don't think the length of the wiener has to do with the pressure size. Oh, for sure it does. Which way does it go? If I hear... Big wieners, high water pressure?

If I hear... I could hear one of my friends piss and be like, oh, he's not packing. I swear to God I could do it. Again, which way does it go? Which way does it go? So bigger wiener is more like a hose is going in there. So the water's like.

See, I would say bigger wiener. No, no, that's the opposite. Oh, I would say the opposite. It's like you're frying chicken. The small wieners, they have further to go. And so they have to, to be accurate, they have to go at a more rapid pace. A big wiener goes shorter distance, so it dribbles out.

No, no, the bladder is what creates the water pressure, not the wiener. So you're going more straight from the source. With a small wiener, you're just coming straight from the bladder. No, no. You're thinking like squirt gun compared to hose. A hose will just sound louder if it's hitting water than a squirt gun. Yeah, but a big wiener's urethra isn't bigger.

Well, it's all bigger, babe. No, it's not. It might be. But a bigger urethra means less water pressure. Right. But a hose, if you spray a hose into a bucket or a water gun, the hose is going to make more noise. Yeah, but the amount of pee is the same.

Right. The amount of pee. No, that's not always true either. The pee is not stored in the penis. That's why I'm saying it depends. It depends. It's stored in the balls, as everyone knows. It depends on how much you have to piss too,

like an eight beers deep piss compared to a clean water piss. Sounds way different. Yeah, exactly. It sounds different. It's just a bunch of factors, babe. True. And also, I think there's something to be said about if you're just spraying it into an empty bucket,

a very small, concise stream can be louder. No, no, no. It's never an empty bucket. See, this is where you're wrong. There's always water in the toilet. But as we just talked about, no one ever aims for it. No, we're saying if you were hitting it. That was the whole point.

If you were hitting the water. Yeah, but no. Okay, so wait, no. You just said that every time you can hear your friends, you can tell what they're packing. I started it with no one aims for the center. That one commenter, there go those podcast boys talking about dicks again. I knew it.

Dude, that's what I was thinking the whole time. I mean, this time we're talking about piss, really. it is it is an important distinction girls this is a stupid question can girls aim that is a great question well i assume you can you can like move your pelvis yeah that's i think we we can go anywhere i think they can only go vertical and horizontal on that axis i don't think they can go horizontal well you could like do that no i think you kind of go vertical more like that i think it's all they just have to move their pelvis entirely yeah because even And then it still kind of just drips out, right?

Sometimes when you use a bidet, you do it, and it's not aligned with your asshole. You go, oop. So it's just like that same motion. Just like that same motion, you go forward, and then it aligns. So the girl could definitely do that. So just this way? Yeah, this way. I think they could go this way, too.

You know, you do one of those. Yeah, but I think it's less effective. Are you E5 girls? Is that what we're saying? True. I mean, yeah, and I think, I don't know if people know pee etiquette, you know. Do women know male pee etiquette? Like, if you ask an average, the average woman, which square do you think they would say?

That a boy pees in? They would probably, like, all over their seat. That's true. They would say J10 on the floor. A lot of people do that as well. True. Have you guys ever written your name in the snow? With my pee?

With pee, of course. I don't have that much pee. I got a long name You could do JT I have a short name Yeah you could do I guess I could do Ant I just

I just peed in just like Just Just a little hole I don't know Peeing in the snow is fun Huh Danny just goes as deep He burrows it as deep as he can

Just like yeah Just in the snow You just Honestly I don't remember the last time I peed in the snow I feel bad for you Do you

I pee in the snow It's fun What do you go outside to pee Once it snows No whenever you ski You pee in the snow sometimes Oh okay I don't do that I don't do that

You go over to the side of the like in the kind of foresty area try to find your penis through your your uh ski pants it's harder than you think truly it really is there's just oh i got it there's so many layers and it's also really cold right and you're wearing gloves if it's like you know what's it like trying to find no i don't i don't even know what it's like it's like i don't know trying to pick up a marble with a mitten you can feel that it's there you can't pull it you can't get it out it's like just yeah bro you would really enjoy like skiing i think if you ever give it a chance you're on the mountain you have a couple you have a couple drinky poos with the boys i'm telling you would

like it you know you are right a good amount of the time you've never been more wrong about this you would never ever give it a chance that's a fact oh no it's not exactly no it's not getting So that's my point, is that if you give it a chance and you really put your heart into it, you would like it, dude. You went on the mountain with me and Danny and we're having a couple drinky poos, going down the mountain, picking up some speed.

It's very fun. Aren't you two on different mountains? No. What does that mean? Isn't snowboarders and skiers on different things? Segregated? Segregated. No, I don't know.

You're a snowboarder. Separate, separate, separate, equal. There we go, same joke. I don't want those damn dirty skiers with my snowboarders. I could have swore. Who is the skier? Never mind. I could have swore.

No, that's what I'm talking about. Everybody knows the skier in the snowboard race, I think. Who's the master race? Well, I think it's just- The snowboarders are more hip younger. Yeah, skiers got grandfathered in. They're the old heads, you know? They're like, we want to keep our mountain pristine.

Yeah. And the snowboarders are like- Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're the new school. Yeah, new school. I thought they were separated. I could have swore.

I would have put half the house on it. You think when me and JT go skiing, we go, see you later. I swear to God, I thought that. I don't know. He also thinks dogs can ski. Dogs can ski. Is there a third mountain for dogs?

No, they would be on the ski mountain. They'd be on the ski mountain. I think you'd enjoy it too, honestly. There's a lot of things you'd think I'd enjoy. Is it March yet? Didn't you guys sled as kids? It's March when this comes out. Yeah, when this comes out.

It's pretty late in February. True. I guess no snow this year. Oh, wow. Sook, very close to St. Patrick's Day. Very close to St. Patrick's Day. And coming up on the four-year anniversary of the Picky Boys podcast. Four it up.

Wow. Wow. I'm doing eight, but yeah, four. Four years. One, two, what? Four years. What are we going to do for five years? I don't know.

It's like we got our college degree in picky. True. Oh. It's like four years. That's true. We could have. If you listen through all four years of content, you'll get a degree in useless information.

Maybe that's what the merch should be, like a graduation thing. Oh, okay. Four years. Just sell a cap and gown as the merch this year. Yeah, just sell a cap and gown with a fucking shamrock on it. Like this, right?

No, you would blend into a picnic. Oh, that would be so ugly. That would be the ugliest thing in the world. Just picnic cloth gown. No, but yeah, I guess there is a picky university situation going on here. That's nice. And then we're going to go for our masters, and then we're going to be picky doctors.

The fifth year, isn't that the nickel anniversary? No, I get what you're saying. I just don't think that exists. Yeah, and then there's a copper, and there's a silver one. What are we talking about? Yeah, what are we talking about? Just anniversaries, when you reach a certain number, they have different medals associated with them for some reason. So when the five-year anniversary, people get a nickel?

No, well, you just... If I was in a five-year relationship and I got them a nickel as their anniversary gift, they'd be really upset about it. No, it's like a type of... Hold on. Wait. I'm just going to type in anniversary medals. What does that mean?

Have you ever gotten an anniversary medal? Well, no. He's never committed to anything at all. He's never committed to anything. Truly. What are the anniversary medals? Oh, okay. So the first...

Okay, hold on. Everyone stand back. He's trying to read. The first anniversary is paper. Okay. That sucks. That's not right. No, wait.

Oh, God. Are there colors in there, Danny? Their second anniversary is fiber. Then their fourth anniversary is flowers. Six is candy. Seventh is copper or wool. Then eighth is bronze or pottery. Wait, what was four?

Wait, no, bro. This is after you get married, isn't it? Yeah, but anniversaries are an anniversary. No, no. No, this is after you get married. I remember this. It's like you're supposed to give something like a note or a letter, on paper. That's what I'm saying.

That is this, kind of. We're married? No, but it's just about an anniversary. There's nothing about marriage here. And then six years, something sweet. Wait, what was four years? Flowers. What was three? Let's do some flowers. Alright, so we have to get some flowers in here. Yeah, and March, April,

what's flowers? True, true. It's spring. Is March spring? In the beginning. In like a lion, out like a lamb. I don't know what that is. That's the saying for March. Because oftentimes March, at the very beginning of March is really cold, and the end is more like April, like springtime. And it's very wet. It's called in like a lion,

out like a lamb. Are lambs cold? Lambs are warm. So lions are cold? Yeah. Why are lions cold? They're in the savannah. It's just more like harsh weather versus... You know? That kind of situation. Actually, that made it make perfect sense.

It truly did. And in April showers, bring my flowers. Right. I'm mad you didn't do the lion roar for the beginning of March. That's how it starts. Why is he speaking? That's how it starts and then it ends. All right, fair enough.

And that means a few days ago it was Fat Tuesday. What does that mean? It means that it's 40 days. Today's Ash Wednesday. What? You didn't get Ash today? Is today actually Ash Wednesday? Yeah.

No. It means in 40 days. We're filming on Ash Wednesday. In 40 days is Easter. Yeah, because that would be April. Yeah. What are you giving up for Lent? Pussy.

That's been like 26 years running. All right, why don't you guys go first? Being cool. No, I don't give up anything. I used to, when I was a kid, like, what are you giving up for Lent? I was like, oh, the ability to fly. I think I'm going to give that up. Yeah, that's a good one.

It made the crowd roar every time. I'm going to give up having blue eyes for Lent so I can eat my fucking cake. We should give up something. Why? I don't know. Challenge ourselves? Why would Danny want to do that? Why would Danny want to challenge himself?

I'll challenge myself, but I'm not challenging myself in the name of God. No, no. Me neither. Let's just pick a random month to do it. In the name of God or it's nothing. It's God or nothing. We can give up alcohol. True, true.

We can give up sweets. The thing about alcohol. You don't need that many sweets. I'm not a sweet guy. I eat more sweets than both of you. You're a little candy snacking bitch. Yeah. Ice cream?

I got ice cream the other day. Every month there is a reason to drink, you know? It's called my depression. So you have to kind of shoot the gap in between months to find, like, you know, a month time span when there is no holiday or whatever. But what do you have from, let's say, when was Super Bowl? What day? What do you have from Super Bowl till St. Patrick's Day?

No, that's what I'm saying. You have to shoot the gap. You can't just pick a month. Every single month, there's a reason for it to drink one day of that month. What's after St. Patrick's Day? Do April. What's in April? Birthdays?

April would be, I guess April is just like Easter. What's in May? Who drinks on Easter? May? April, May. What's in May? May is a good one. May and April.

We have two months already coming up. May, there's nothing. Well, is there anything in May? Cinco de Mayo? Oh, Cinco de Mayo. Of course. How can we forget the Spanish? Oh, you don't love a margarita?

It's his heritage. Yes. Well. I think that's more, I think, no. It's more Hispanic, right? No, that's more Mexican, I believe. Yeah, true. Cinco de Mayo.

Yeah, you just said it in Spanish, didn't you? True. Yeah, I guess April's a good time. The problem is, as soon as June hits, it's over. It's the most drinking that's ever existed. But what's in June? It's the summer. The pool's open.

As soon as that happens. Summer, you just got to knock out all those months? Oh, yeah. True. July is my birthday. Because there's nothing really in June, right? There's nothing in January except for Antonio's fucking birthday. Well, the new year.

Everyone immediately breaks their New Year's resolution if they drink at New Year's. Yeah, but you can technically not do that. The first day is a mulligan. Well, then, yeah, my birthday is still. Because it's still part of the last year's night. So it's like. It's my sister's birthday. And my sister's birthday is the third.

And then it's my birthday. It's not great. It's not great. Honestly, October is a great month, except for the last day. True. Well, if you just wait until after midnight. I mean, if that's the case, like, yeah. So wait until after midnight to start drinking, and then you...

True. True, and you made it the whole day. Yeah. I guess April is pretty good. This is just Easter. I mean, we're, like, are people even with friends on Easter? Well, sometimes you drink with your family. No, I know, I know, but I feel like it's easier...

Well, not for... I don't know. It's not easy for me to not drink with my family. I don't know. Either way, not giving up anything for Lent, it seems. No. It's a bust again this year. Nothing to give up.

You know what I've been doing that I've never done? To go to sleep, I've been playing Rain. Oh, yeah. Like, light rain. Bro. On a tin roof? I don't know. I don't know.

I just do light rain, black screen. Dude, I go out three minutes. Maybe. Maybe not even. You got to do Stormy Night on a tin roof. You like that? Yeah, dude. The sound of rain on a tin roof.

Yeah. And then every once in a while, there's a little bit of thunder. I don't know. Every once in a while. I just do light rain. Bro, I'm out, and I can't wake up either because I do it for 10 hours. So I wake up, and I still hear it, and I'm like, oh, yeah. And I go back to bed.

I got to do it for like five hours at a time. True. I love that. What is that? Is that like an evolutionary thing? Why does rain make us go to sleep? I don't know. It really does.

I want everyone to try it tonight. Just light rain, black screen. I think it's just things that are like repetition. But isn't it? There's lots of waves People do that People do whale sounds None of that hits as hard as fucking rain, bro

See, I'm not a rain man I do all We know that, Danny I do all I fall asleep to like ASMR That's because you're jerking off before you sleep No, no It's a totally non-sexual thing

So what kind of ASMR? Usually I mean, it depends on the night Sometimes they mimic rain sounds It's awesome But it's a person the person with just like a bottle

of Febreze that's very strange well like well isn't rain like a lot of people go to sleep with white noise machines right

isn't it rain is as close to white noise as you can get a lot of white noise machines have rain yeah white noise has like tons of options

like rainforest like rain like whale sounds like you said so white noise isn't a specific noise it's just it's that

it's anything that's I thought white noise was like static yeah like a fan could be white noise like an air conditioner could be white noise rain could be

white noise. So white noise is just background noise? I guess so. Well, I think they're all options on a white noise machine. Right, but you see, that means there's an umbrella somewhere with all this rain. There's something called brown noise. I don't know what that is. It's just people shitting. No, it's the noise that makes you poop. No, it's the brown note. Is it? Are you fucking with me?

I thought it was brown noise. Well, it's the brown noise then. I don't know. I thought it helped you sleep. Sometimes I'll also do, for ASMR, I'll do a hair cutters, a barber shop. You're really strange. You know that, right? You are very weird. role play

so they'll be like so essentially I'll be laying down in my bed and then they're essentially just like type your haircut

that's so weird yeah but now next time you go to the barber you're gonna fall asleep and maybe get horny yeah that'd be a problem true

but my barber my barbers don't whisper my barber's called oh what kind of hell what do you want today it's not relaxing

at all it's terrible one day Danny's gonna catch one it's like No, I would fall asleep, though. But no one's touching your hair. I also like, sometimes they have doctor role plays.

That's fun. That doesn't sound... All of this sounds sexual. That one actually doesn't sound fun, yeah. It's not sexual. Get your mind out of the gutters. Is it doctor or nurse? It's doctor.

It's sexual. It's not sexual. Is there a dentist one? Yeah, of course. There's just about everything. There's time travelers in the future. That's a good one. What?

What did they say? You can't tell me these aren't all the starts to bad porn. This one, there's one that is, it's a guy who's a time traveler in like 2,000 years in the future who has all kinds of snacks from the past, which is our time period. And so he'll reveal them out of the bag.

So it's just a guy eating food. No, he doesn't eat them Because he's selling them to this hypothetical future traveler. It's like, these are relics of the past. And he's like, this is a cliff bar. And he, like, scratches it. That's just a guy that's selling candy. You know what I wish?

I wish Danny could time travel and try to explain this to his future, or sorry, his past ancestors. And be like, yeah, I fought in this war and this and this. Yeah, I listen to this before I sleep. I listen to a fake future guy sell me candy. There's something riveting about it. I don't know. And it helps me sleep.

If it helps you sleep, it's doing the job. I think it's the whispering that's doing it. Like soothing? Yeah. I mean, it'd be cool if that future guy was explaining just a fictitious story about the future. It's like, then the sleep orbs came. I mean, that's kind of what he's doing. It obviously takes place in a fictitious world that you're kind of launched into.

You're cheating by making it the most uncreative storyteller. It's just... Really? I think it's very creative ASMR. I think it's like... Well, first of all, don't all the candy wrappers sound the same? No. Some of them are in boxes. ASMR is all about tapping

and scratching. Nerds or something? Yes, exactly. See, now you're thinking. That guy's not. That's all I'm saying. No, he does a lot of good stuff. But yeah, Rain. I don't know. But I was always like that. I feel like a lot of people are um like if it's a rainy day you just like lay down by the window and just hear it like i don't know what's so nice about rain maybe it is evolutionary i i think it's evolutionary it's

like maybe your body's like um don't go hunting today don't go foraging today just stay in it's raining that sounds yeah that's there also is something that it's definitely the coziness of like being being comfortable when they're when you can hear the rain you know i feel like that's why that's why when it actually rains like that's why you feel so cozy inside because it's like

oh it's terrible out there but it's nice in here maybe because of that there's no like inclination to feel productive or like no like I need to get stuff done

it's like it's raining out yeah the only one that's out there is the fucking mailman yeah that sounds right it's like

yeah you couldn't hunt or forage so they were just sleeping in but then when it gets like day three or four you're like oh shit this sucks now yeah then you get depressed

yeah then you get depressed because maybe they were just hungry back then We couldn't hunt for three days. Speaking of, right now there's a storm. Well, two weeks ago or a week ago, there's a storm going over the entire United States right now. It's like 2,000 miles wide. It's fucking crazy.

What's its name? It's just snow. Oh, snow? It's snowstorm, yeah. Do they name snowstorm boys? Why are every storm a girl? It's not. No, every hurricane's a girl.

Yeah, why is that? I don't even think so. Irene, Katrina, Sandy. There was also Hurricane Ian. I don't think that was a hurricane. I don't know. Bro, the fact that weathermen are already thinking too much of themselves by calling themselves.

Doesn't that sound like someone who studies space? Meteorologist. You study meteors. At least meteors. You're a weatherologist, all right? Calm down. I would accept that. I would accept that trade, for sure.

Well, then what are the people that study meteors called? Weathermen? Weathermen took it. We just made a trade? Yeah. They study weatherology? Oh, the weather? No, no, no, meteors.

Then what do you call a weatherman? Meteorologist. Just sit down. You know what I hate? How every, like, few months where there's just, like, a guy who's like, oh, there's a meteor that's passing by Earth. It's going to come real close. But don't worry.

Why even tell us? It's like, leave me alone. Get out of here with all this fucking space garbage. I don't want it. I got to go fix my car's registration. You think I'm worrying about space rocks right now? Like, just what is the point of telling us? Specifically here, we can also never see it

Oh, the meteor itself? Oh, you're saying people Oh, you're saying it got that close? If it got that close, yeah Well, I don't know, sometimes there are meteor showers And it's cool to know about them That's what a shooting star is No star is shooting

Yeah Fastest gun in the West In space I thought a shooting star was just like a meteor That's like A comet? A comet? No, a comet is, those shooting stars are meteors.

Comets are ones that come back. So it's like, oh, this one comes every 50 years. Oh, like Haley's Comet. Yeah, it's on like a, it's on a path that we intercept like, I guess, every whatever. That's when the wall between dimensions is the thinnest. Exactly. Yeah. That's when the Fire Nation attacks.

Yeah. I don't know. But there's just part of me that like, like every time someone says that or every time when someone talks about the impending threat of nuclear war, it's just like, are you telling me this so that I can just dream about the world ending? Why do I need to know this if it's not gonna happen?

They just wanted to sprinkle a little anxiety on your day. Yeah, it's so annoying. No, it's because you're the only one that can stop it, Danny. Yeah, they really are. They're like the guys in the restaurant. They're like, would you like some anxiety on that? So that's the great bus 911 in the sky.

It's so annoying. Just don't tell me. Either, like, let it hit or deal with the problem. It's like, I don't, like, what am I supposed to do? I mean, if there's one coming, tell me. Tell us. But if there's one coming close, not... And it's not going to hit.

Don't need to know about it. But what if he's just a guy who likes looking at the stars and wanted to share his, you know... Well, first of all, we all know... It's coming at maybe 9 p.m. if you want to come outside and stand. But it's never that. It's like a meteor the size of the bus is passing dangerously close to Earth. if it were to hit

it would destroy half of the eastern hemisphere the bus doesn't sound big enough to do that something less than a bus no a meteor the size of a bus

that'll take out a lot of things no Paris is gone it'll burn up the atmosphere no no no I think he's saying if it hits

by the time it gets to the earth it's bus size yeah when it hits the earth it's bus size that's catastrophic I don't think so oh yeah

that'll get rid of a city um maybe no I think he's telling catastrophic It's pushing it. Oh, man.

I feel like a city just being erased from the planet by a giant space. I think it would have to be 50 miles wide to be the size of the dinosaur, to wipe out all Earth. 50 miles versus a bus, which is, what, 20, 30 feet? All right. That wiped out the dinosaurs. A bus will probably wipe out a couple cities. A country, perhaps?

No, not a country. I don't think so. Well, I mean, just a small country. Yeah, okay. Madagascar? Chile? Like, Paris. Pretty small country.

Paris is a city. That's true. France is a pretty small country. Either way. No meteors, please. It could destroy Liechtenstein. Oh, that thing would be erased. It could destroy Monaco.

Now you got me thinking about that. Let's get out of here. We can end on that. All right. Jason. What do you want him to do? All right, Jason. Jason, do something.

Jason, do something. I feel like what's funny is that from people who watch these, I still feel like most, 90% probably still don't know who Jason is. No idea who Jason is. Jason could just be made up to a lot of people, I'm sure. Jason, do something. Say like, I'm here. Jason, do something wacky.

Yeah, say, I'm here. Help me on screen or something. Please. JT, tell them where to find you. Find me on Instagram, JTHold97. And find me streaming on Twitch, twitch.tv slash pickyboystreaming. Daniel. Find me at DannyIsWatching and also streaming on Twitch.

True. Same tag. Same thing. Pickyboy Streaming. You can find me at Ant Prisco. Can't forget to follow. Picky Boys Podcast. Like, share, subscribe, and just don't think about space.

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