Picky Boys Podcast - If I Won The Lottery...There'd Be Signs! - Picky Boys Podcast #318

Episode Date: April 7, 2024

Join Patreon for access to the Minecraft Server & battle for 7 days of extra content! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's episode, Danny, JT, and Antonio discuss the behind-the-scenes of the 9 hotdogs & 9 beers challenge, then talk about a tough choice for the chance at a billion dollars and what the signs would be if the boys won the lottery! Shop NEW Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

All right, the Picky Boys box, you'll see that in 2030. No, you're not seeing any of our boxes. You're not seeing any of our boxes. You said it. Hey, yo, John. I didn't think it like that. You said it like that. Any question where the offering is a billion dollars, I will at least consider it.

Danny's sucking it. Any question. Danny's sucking it. Any question it. Any question. Any question it. Any question, I will consider it. And Martin was just, his audio wasn't even hooked up to my glasses.

It was just running the whole time. So, God, the things I heard from Martin every time he went to the bathroom was terrible. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast, by the way. Howdy doody. Howdy doodly. We are doing a Minecraft event today, right after this. True. Probably like 8 p.m.-ish, more likely.

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just get in there text message us and we'll talk about it hell yeah what is the event or is it top secret I don't think it's well I didn't tell

like no one knows well if you get in there and look at the big ass terrain I built you can kind of figure it out let me put it this way should I be prepared to fight

oh yeah for sure yeah yeah not prepared to kiss you know what I mean To fight people I know? No, no. Or to fight otherworldly beings? Otherworldly beings.

And I think that if it's completed, it's going to be hard. If it's completed, and don't worry about just joining and not having stuff. If you just join today, we'll give you armor and stuff. It's more just a community thing. Maybe seven days of content for Patreon if they win. If they win. Oh, okay. So we're putting our content on the line here.

Really, it'll double the value of the month if they win. So we have to be rooting. There's an incentive for these people to join. If you want more content, you've got to come help us battle. Literally, if you like Minecraft or you just like hanging out or you like more content, you join, you help. If they win, extra content for the month, better value. I was holding that egg for too long.

I had to drop it. I felt like J-T-A-D-H-D on me. You know what I mean? I thought you were going to crack it open and something cool was going to be inside. Yeah, I figured that might have been thought, too. Danny's wearing the same thing that he ate nine hot dogs and drank nine beers in.

That's true. Is that washed? No. There was no chance. I could have told you that. No chance. No, it was not. I'll tell you what.

I also, I didn't, I feel like that wasn't, you know, like an intensive day. Like I could re-wear this sweatshirt. No, no, you sweat out hot dogs. Yeah, bro. You sweat out those hot dogs. I bet you if you smell that. I don't think so. The only thing that you're lucky.

You smell like hot dogs? You can't. It smells like five hot dogs. No, it doesn't. You can't eat nine hot dogs and drink nine beers, ten beers, and not like sweat. It's like the thermogenic effect. You just fucking, it just comes out. Thermogenics.

I'm bringing science on you. Danny doesn't do laundry when they smell. You think he's going to do laundry hearing thermodynamics, whatever he said? I do laundry whenever I need to do laundry. Which was it now? When I'm down to the last sock. That is too late because then you have no clothes. He's just naked all day.

I've seen it. He comes down in his underwear and he's like, oh, you want to go? And he's like, oh, I can't. I need to do laundry. He's like, you don't have a pair of pants left? I just don't think that far ahead, honestly. Once I'm done with the clothes, I put on the robe, do the laundry, and then I have the new wardrobe for the day.

But you know what the worst thing about laundry is? Is that you do it, and you're good. You have no dirty laundry for about 30 minutes, and then you have to change a shirt, and you go, fucking, now I'm starting a new hamper. That's true. You will only have clean laundry and no dirty laundry for like- A couple hours, maybe. Hours max.

I mean, I don't know why you're doing laundry, then just tossing, like you're wearing a shirt for 30 minutes and tossing it into the laundry? I spilled something on it. Okay, well, that's a little different. That's what's surprising. I thought that because he didn't wash it, I'd see a mustard somewhere. No, no, I was clean that day.

I was clean dog sucking. I am impressed. I have to say, nothing on that shirt from that day? Wow. No. You put cheese on it, too? When I went to go put it on, the Cracker Jack sticker was still on there,

a little prize inside. I took that off. Huh. What? Nothing. It's just like showing, oh, this is definitely a short shirt I've worn before. So much so that you put a sticker

to mark that you've worn it. Still no longer. No, it was on the shirt. No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. I didn't do it intentionally. I know. Wait, what do you mean you didn't do it intentionally?

You put the sticker on. I put the sticker on and then I just went to go I just went to go put on a sweatshirt for the podcast and the sticker was still on it. Right. Just confirming that it's not clean. I already confirmed that beforehand.

Hold on, I'm not saying that you were hiding the fact. Yeah, I intentionally I was lying about the fact that it's not clean. Why do your guys' laundry cycles line up so much? I don't know. Our periods are synced up. Yeah, I think you guys have been living together too long. Yeah, I'm not sure.

It's just, I mean, it's very natural because it's like, you know. You both have exactly a week of clothes and wait until the week is up to do laundry? Yeah, but like, let's say we're going to go somewhere, right? We're going on a little trip to film something. Like, probably we're going to bring some clothes, pack some clothes, and when we get back, we both need to wash those clothes. So it's just kind of, it's a natural syncing. It's a natural syncing up. The best way to pack for a trip is to wash every single thing you're about to take,

and then you know that laundry load, that's your suitcase. Okay. I like that. I like that. It's a pro tip. I'm going to just guess, and I'll guess for everybody watching, too. You guys pack maybe barely the night before? Oh, definitely the night before.

Yeah? Morning of. Morning of. That's what I was getting at. I can't be doing morning of. Morning of. Well, that's why every time we go somewhere with him, he's like, oh, you have the thing I need, right?

Because I'm not going to pack it. That's intentional. Because I'm not going to pack it. That's intentional. I am a terrible human being when it comes to packing because I won't bring an iPhone charger on any trip because I know someone else has one. That is such a dog. And we're going to get them. And so I'll always have one.

It'll be in the wall in the hotel. I'll be able to use it. Maybe I'll have to wait for Danny to finish using it, and that's fine. I'm okay with that. But we both bring it in. Both plug it in. It gets mixed up. Someone's going to take mine.

It's fucking bullshit. I always come out missing a charger on these trips. I'm not fucking bringing them anymore. That is such a piece of shit person to do. That is such a bad person thing to do. Let me use your charger. No, you don't use your charger. Also, you can't use my charger anymore because I have the new iPhone, bitch.

That's true. So you can't even use it. No, you're right. The whole new iPhone thing has caused a bit of a kerfuffle now because last trip, I went to UFC last weekend and yeah, my plan didn't work. I had to buy a charger. Bad person. And now you're spending money.

He had the new one. He's a bad person. When we went to AC for the 500 Patreon gold video, JT, I was like, JT, you probably didn't bring a charger, did you? He was like, no. He's like, you know, I have a new iPhone, bitch. You can't use mine. He's like, oh, no. I need a charger.

He's like, that's what he gets. Bad person, bad packer. I also had the old one. Well, this one I had. I drove, so I always have a charger in my car. But I didn't bring it up to the room. Plus, I'm charging the car. I don't have a fucking cube.

Anyway. Anyway, was there any behind-the-scenes stuff from Hot Dog Eatin' that – because I know sometimes you don't catch something on camera. Anything happen? We do have – like, the amount of footage I have is more than an hour that I chopped down to 17 minutes. So, I mean, if you want the extra footage on Patreon, I could – like, it won't be – you know, it'll just be thrown up, the footage.

Anything specifically in the background? Like, on the drive there, maybe, nothing? No, but last time, because we were in the Sky Lounge, last time G-Eazy was there. Really? Yeah, I was hoping to maybe see someone famous. That'd be funny. But it was just us. Oh.

If I hit it one time on a piper, that's him. That's G-Eazy? Or is that A$AP? He's in that song. Well, I don't think that's his line. That's not G-Eazy's line. Yeah, that's not G-Eazy's line. But it's that song?

He is in that song, I think. What we did find out is that three people who have been on the podcast work at the Mets. That is true. Three people who have been on the podcast? Wait, what? Works at City Field. Works at City Field. Old, old, old.

So, like, Matt Young, it's old episodes, bro. He was a waiter there in the area. And then this girl, Small Fry Ange, she's actually a dancer for the Mets. We saw her on the screen. And then Ray works there. So it was like, wow, look at that. We kind of all saw them at separate times. It's an odd coincidence, you know?

Yeah. Maybe there'll be more people at the Mets. Maybe. What they didn't see behind the scenes that I cut out, but I talked about it, was the managers coming up to us. Because they were overly friendly to the point where if you were a manager, I don't think you'd let these things happen. Like, the goal to drink nine beers, if it's not Danny or Martin,

those people are falling and knocking shit over and maybe causing a ruckus. I think it was definitely they were testing the waters around the sixth inning when they came up to us finally. It was definitely a sobriety check. Masqueraded. They let Danny walk the line and touch his nose and say the ABC's backwards. First of all, that means someone ratted. I don't think anybody ratted.

Someone ratted. She knew exactly the challenge we were doing. I don't think she was just keeping tabs on us. Could it have just been the bartender watching? For sure. And you were in the bathroom. I was trying to go to different bartenders. I don't know.

It was a fucking rat? It was a fucking rat in Citi Field? It was a dirty little cheese-eating rat there with you? I'm not surprised it was a rat in Citi Field. You also probably missed the entire time because Antonio was hearing us through his sunglasses. He could hear what I was saying, so I was just walking away from him and giving him secret James Bond messages. Yeah, but the audio, because we were separated.

It was the first time using that equipment. We got a 10-2 situation here. Yeah, yeah. And Martin, his audio wasn't even hooked up to my glasses. It was just running the whole time. So, God, the things I heard from Martin every time I went to the bathroom was terrible. Martin's hole, if you want Martin's hole taken a dump on Patreon,

I can put it up there, too. Also, the funny part was that I was doing that, and martin even though his thing was not connected to antonio's glasses thought it was and kept speaking into it as if he was speaking to antonio he was speaking a future antonio yeah i guess yeah that's true i clearly told them i was like can you stop doing that you are not hooked up to my setup it's a whole separate line because i can't trust him to lose the microphone because he's you know a little goose but i can't imagine what while he was taking a shit he was probably going oh antonio listen to this and then just literally the people in the bathroom probably shocked the big question

i feel like a lot of people might have is did the people around us have a worse time because we were there for sure for sure i don't know for sure i don't know no one had a better time oh i would i would have enjoyed the little mini show in front of me because like baseball's got a lot of breaks yeah but you get a little mini show of like man is this guy really gonna fucking do it we got lucky with the tickets but those tickets are usually like old people and their children so like i saw blur out a child's face. Yeah, it was just too much. I just don't feel...

If I didn't blur that kid in that video... Also, to listen to this, you very much have to watch the video from Wednesday. They've all watched it. But he would have been such a prominent character.

And I did a lot of things to get him out of there. The guy in front of us was pretty... At first, I thought he was going to be upset at us because Martin was cursing like a...

Bro, he can't... Cursing up a storm in front of children. He can't stop, bro. Every time, like... Well, you know, I mean, Martin is... He's used to the kind of nosebleeds, kind of trash people section.

Jesus Christ. What is wrong? Danny sits there one time because we got lucky. And listen. One time. And listen, especially at other sporting events, those are my people. I don't really get it with baseball as much. But I can say that.

Those are my people. Those are my people. Danny's like the worst person to have a good experience somewhere. I mean, I don't know about that. Or a better experience than somebody else in the same place. Well, either way. You were those people the day before. Sitting up there with the plebs.

Yeah. The point is. The untouchables. We are still those people. We are very much still those people. That's where it's okay to scream and curse in front of children. Yeah. Because those children are going to go back home and hear it at home anyway.

And they're going to become those people anyway. Okay. Everybody has to relax. Yeah. Listen, again. And those are our people. Those are our people. Apparently not Dan's.

Those are my people. Oh, no, those are my people. You made fun of those people. Those are my people. He sat behind the dugout one time, and he's too good for the nosebleeds now. Yeah, listen. You just insulted their lineage. Listen, and he was also saying things that you wouldn't say in the garbage section.

That's what we're calling it now? Stop calling it that. He was very, very descriptively talking about the players' asses in a semi-derogatory way. So were you. Did he have any? I was, whoa, whoa, whoa. I was saying. I have the footage, baby.

pull up the footage there's a whole section that you wanted me to specifically oh you want it behind the scenes there is a whole

section that you specifically wanted me to record as one of your bits that's just talking about how their asses look good in the pants well that's true

but I didn't say it so vulgarly baseball pants are known for that I'll tell you what I don't know what they're doing with Mrs. Met

they gotta do something about it oh yeah that is Jesus there's no reason for her to be caked up like that

she's the mascot for the Mets I mean it's definitely padding What's the worst, like, sporting events? Nope. What's the worst sporting event? Mascot?

No. What the fuck is the word? Experience that you've had. Why couldn't I think of experience? You can't tell me. Oh, you know what? Danny might have had a good one. This is not a stray, but Danny might have had a good one every time because he ruins it for other people if he gets too drunk.

Because when we went to the XFL, Danny ruined it for everybody. It did happen one time. But have you ever had a bad experience? No. I really haven't. Maybe it's just not a great experience, maybe. But there's no, like, bad ones. Except for that.

I haven't really had a bad one. I mean, a sport event's pretty good. The only one I can think of, honestly, is, like, I bet on the Spurs to get over 100. Oh, yeah. Like, to get 113 points or over, and they got 112 at the last second I went. That's tough. Yeah, a bad bet. That sucks.

I love a live event. I'm just happy to be there. Like, I'm truly just happy to be there regardless of where I am in the stadium. dude can't you get baseball tickets like in those garbage sections for like like 20 bucks like the tickets are literally six dollars that is which which makes it very which makes it like that is the one thing baseball has going for is it has so many games and the tickets are cheap that it is actually like an affordable good activity for anybody is it which is which is nice is it just because the stadium's so big i think it's because there's just so many games yeah who's gonna it's

like that's true there's empty seats in there you know because there's so many 182 games that's a lot that's a lot it's half the year which means it's like basically 90 games at home season tickets aren't season ticket holders aren't going to 90 games yeah i think i think the mets played they play 17 games 17 days in a row right now it's like crazy like i don't even know what yeah yeah i'm not kidding it's just i don't know it's just wild baseball is weird also the day we went was Saturday before Easter Sunday and they played the day before and the next day, which is Easter. And then 14 days

after that. Yeah, it's crazy. It's just wild. It's a wild sport. Jason wants to ask us a question. Alright, ask us a question, Jason. If you could flip a coin heads you get $1 billion and tails you lose everything you possess, would you flip it? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, are you fucking kidding me? The upside is insane. You're basically asking, would I rather take a chance on getting a billion dollars or losing like $7,000? Yeah. That's what you're asking me. Maybe I should change it.

We asked something like that similar before. How about $5 million? Yeah, still yeah. It would be a little tough to restart from zero right now. What does everything I possess mean? You lose everything you own, home, clothes. I don't want to lose my home because I have to lose it.

The YouTube channel? Yeah. Everything you own. Every asset. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Every asset. No, no. That sucks.

For a billion, maybe. For five million, no. For a billion, like maybe. Restarting YouTube for the chance at a billion, it's kind of crazy. Any question where the offering is a billion dollars, I will at least consider it. Danny's sucking it. Any question. Danny's sucking it.

Any question it. Any question. Any question it. Any question, I will consider it. Anything. Consider. Anything. Consider.

And would you take the deal? You lose everything, including the YouTube channel? I mean. Danny's flipping that coin seven times. The thing is, if I. Wait, what is it? If you lose or you get the billion, right? Yeah.

See, that's very upsetting. That's the same question. I probably wouldn't take the chance. But with a billion dollars, we can make much better content. Let's just go to just fucking. And I still have the YouTube channel if you win the billion. With a billion dollars, why not just go on, like, a ranch or an island and just make whatever content, even if it's good or bad. You could just live.

You could just live. I mean, I don't want to move to a ranch. I'll stay right fucking here. I got a billion dollars. I was really – You could build a ranch. You could build a ranch right here in Queens. I would kind of hope he would take us out of here.

You know, we would go together somewhere. I mean, we can go together to fucking Brooklyn or something. I'm not leaving this place. This guy flips every three months. I really don't. I really don't. With a billion dollars, you could build a ranch in Brooklyn. It'd be fine.

I've always said that even if I leave temporarily, I'll always come back here. Always. Daniel will always be back. New York City. You could buy, with a billion dollars, you could easily buy this whole block. That'd be nice. Buy the whole block. Sure.

Hold those everything. Bro, is there any person on the face of the planet that doesn't dream of winning the lottery and what they would do with it? Is there any person that's like, oh, no, it's unrealistic? You'd have to be a Shaolin monk. This is what we talked about. I'm of the belief. That is why you buy the lottery ticket.

It's a two-hour dream pass to I could win a lot of money and change my life. It's delusion. Yeah. That's really sad. Because if you don't buy it, you don't have a chance to win. If you buy it, you just get that little – you get to spend time in delusion, in the clouds of what you would do with it. See, I'm not a fan, but also I can't really knock it because I do the same thing

except for it's a 20-leg parlay for $1 to $5 million, 20 legs. No, I agree. That's great. I'm not a fan of lottery, though. Because at least with the sports thing, I can delude myself into thinking that I'm smarter than the bookies and I know what's going to happen. The lottery thing is actually truly random.

That's something beautiful about that. Somebody's got to win. See, that's their slogan, and that's a dangerous slogan. Actually, that's a good point. In your 20-leg parlay, if the whole population did that, they could still lose. If the whole population did the lottery, someone has to win. I mean, yeah. Eventually, someone has to win.

Well, that's what I'm saying. Eventually, someone has to win. Yours just loses if it loses. Right, but fucking 10,000 people could do mine if they all tail me. True. My genius parlay. That's true, too. And we don't have to split the winnings.

We're going to make draft keys go bankrupt. That's true, too. It feels slightly predatory that the lottery is run by the government, but... I think that that's fine. I think that's fine. It's weird. Until you get into it and they're like, well, actually, all the winnings of the lottery have been the government people, and then they also kill people.

When you get into that, that's tough. That and also the fact that, like, it's state-sponsored gambling. Because, like, some of these states have... Gambling is illegal, but you can play our lottery and get a chance at winning big... That's just gambling. All right, if you win a lottery, you're doing the lump sum for about... What is it, like a fourth of the winnings? It's not a fourth.

Or, I mean, after taxes, it's a half. It's a little less than half. And then it's like half of that. It's a little less than half. You always do lump sum. Really? Always, yeah. It depends.

Is it because you think they're going to kill you? Well, first let's lay it out. You can choose lump sum for a less amount of money, or you can choose monthly or yearly payments for a larger piece of money. But it's literally, the payments is literally over like 30 years. and I've read about it online. They say that you're pretty much guaranteed if you just take a lump sum and throw it in stocks

over that 30 years, you will get more than that lump sum because whenever they advertise the lottery number, oh, it's a billion. That is the payments over like 20, 30 years. I figured that his answer was investing mind and that's completely correct. Depending on my age, I might just do the yearly. Just not worry about it and just like-

But that's when they kill you. That's the thing. Don't want to die. Yeah, that's the conspiracy, is that they kill you so they don't have to. But is that money not owed to your estate? No, it probably is. Yeah, probably. So then you kill me.

It'd be tougher than to kill you. But also, I think they could finagle something maybe. You probably have to prove every year that you're alive. That sucks, you know? Like, I don't want to have to do that either. Like, no way they just send money somewhere, right? They probably have to prove you're alive, kind of. I think I read somewhere that someone won the $1,000 a week for life.

Every year he just has to prove he's alive so they keep going. I don't want to do that. That sounds so nice. And then you think about it and get reminded that it's only $52,000 a year. You're not, like, retiring and you're not going and buying a house off that. I know, but on top of, like, you're living your normal life. That's great. I would gladly accept it if anyone wants to give it to me right now.

All I'm saying is that that sounds so nice. And then if you just do the math, you go, oh, I still have to work. I can't retire. I can't go buy my dream house. I can't do any of that. But I could get a lot of Uber Eats every month. If you had to spend $2 on a scratch-off and you got that, you'd be fucking sucking the lottery's penis.

And also with that, it is an assurance that you can never really, even if you got fired from your job, you'll never become homeless, essentially. Dude, not true. Number one, $1,000 a week in 20 years, a lot less. Not only that, all of those have stipulations. They say $1,000 a week for life. Dude, they last 20 years, 25 years, and then you're done.

Like 25 to life, like a jail sentence, but the good kind. It maxed 25. They will give you – I'm saying if you read the fine print, all of those is $1,000 a week for the next 20 years, for the next 25 years. I'm fine with that too. I'll take it. There's been a trend on TikTok that was going around that was like basically assuming that you win the lottery

and you keep it a secret from everybody. It's like if I won the lottery, nobody would know, but there would be signs like as in like what you would buy what would be your sign i don't know do you have one um i would be yeah give me a second franchising a jersey mikes and a 7-eleven and we would know we would know immediately it has to be the same lot it has to be more like no no wait no the whole trend is that you wouldn't know because i didn't tell you no that's not but there would be signs no that's not the trend yes it is no no we would have to like it's like it would be like huh how did he afford that not this is a two million dollar business you have all of

a sudden it's like oh i have like 10 louis vuitton bags now out of nowhere yeah not not that's a sign not yes getting a two million dollar business it's like you open up a dead giveaway two businesses i i didn't really i didn't think the trend meant that the signs had to be something that wouldn't give it away no it's like subtle like subtle like there'd be signs oh yeah i don't know yacht like That is a dream of mine, though. I think if they're in the same lot, they might even have a connecting door if both franchisees allow.

Anyway, that's the situation. You know they already have those? Jersey Mike's on 7-Eleven? Yeah, called Wawa. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. He's right, though. I mean, at a rudimentary level, he's correct.

I mean, at the basic level, he's exactly right. They both sell sandwiches. Don't get me started on this. Don't get me started on this. One doesn't sell burrito bowls, though. I'm not sure about their soup situation. Also, name one thing that 7-Eleven sells that Wawa doesn't. Oh, Wawa's got it.

Oh, yeah. I mean, that's besides the point. That's not what it's about. I just like 7-Eleven. What would be your sign? This is bullshit, by the way. Probably a $40 million mansion in the, like, um. Burrito bowls.

Fucking jack of all trades, master of none. That's what that is. He's talking about Wawa. He's talking about Wawa. It's a master of none. Who? Wawa. No, you're right.

They make good breakfast sandwiches. Good. Not great. Does Jersey Mike make breakfast sandwiches? They make great sandwiches. Do they make breakfast sandwiches? I don't care. I don't know, and I don't care.

You're making me want Jersey Mike's, by the way. I've never had it. I haven't looked into the stipulations, but I think if I franchise a Jersey Mike's, I can put my own sandwich on the board, which would be really nice. I don't think you have to go that far. What would you call it? I don't know. What would you call a sandwich that you created? You could just go to Danny, but that's a little boring.

No, not the Danny. Yeah, it's a little basic. What would you name your sandwich if you owned a sandwich shop? You had to have thought about this. Wait, if I owned the shop or if I owned the sandwich, what is the sandwich called? What does it matter? It's the same fucking question.

Stop doing that. I don't know. Bro, you made the sandwich. You named it. What would you name it? It depends on what's on the sandwich. I mean, I can't tell you. People like you.

I'm not just going to name a sandwich that could be anything. I'd probably have a sandwich with this kind of mood that I'd name something like this and a sandwich with a different kind of mood that I'd name something like this. Good. The second mood. What is it? Well, what mood is that? Brother!

Is it a hot sandwich? Like one of the gross ones, but it's so good. You know, like chicken and gravy and fucking onion rings and shit. Yeah, yeah. I would do that. I would do like onion rings, fries, everything on it, and it would be like the late night snack or something. Yeah, exactly.

Is it that kind of sandwich or is it like a regular lunch sandwich? It's not that complicated. Right, you have to name it after the ingredients. You have a gun to your head, and you have one sandwich to put on the board. What do you do, and what do you call it? First of all, he's getting shot. He's going, oh, I don't know, because I want to do this. As soon as he goes, well, it depends what I'm going to do, bang.

Is there onions at this location? Maybe I'll name it Professor Moriarty's Little Snack. That's the full name, Professor Moriarty's Little Snack. It's on a hero roll. No, it can't be on a hero now. Yeah, it's on a roll. It's a little snack. I thought it'd be like an ironic ending.

Like calling up a little snack. It's huge. True. And it's Professor Moriarty's little snack. That could be funny, too. That's funny. Way too long a name, by the way. That name sucks.

Well, it would probably be... P.F.? Yeah, yeah. Or maybe you're a doctor? Oh, yeah, doctor. P.M.L.S. Did you get your PhD? P.M.L.S.?

It'd just be Dr. Moriarty. Yeah, Professor Moriarty Little Snack. P.M.L.S. Why not just be Doctor? and then you can do whatever you want or I could just name it Professor Moriarty snack

and then it could be called PMS that's good that's good but you need chocolate on it now why is chocolate girls like chocolate

on their periods oh it's just like chocolate and like pickles and ice cream and shit yeah it's like all the cravings yeah like a cravings

that sounds disgusting you just said chocolate pickles and ice cream that's disgusting he kind of crushed it though actually oh my god I just

I just had a brain fart I literally just thought I invented the ice cream sandwich. I was like, what if we did put ice cream on a sandwich? What about that, guys? You can make the bread chocolate. No, but honestly, hear me out on this, because I did this during COVID.

An ice cream sandwich, and it's literally white bread and ice cream. It's a real sandwich. I did that as a child. Yeah, when you were four years old, maybe? How old were you? I'm just saying. And I think the cookie might just be detracting from the real star of the show here.

Was it a situation where you had ice cream and you had bread and you're like, huh? Or was it you had nothing in the fridge? It was definitely like a desperation meal. You know, like you look in the fridge and you're like, I'm not sure what I can make out of these things, but I'm going to give it my all. And you made Professor Danny's ice cream sandwich. Yeah, all of them are going to be called Fresa Moriarty. Actually, that's just the name of the store. Yeah, so now you can get rid of those first ones.

It's not George Mike's, yeah. We need the franchise. There was an original question, by the way. What was it? You were trying to think of what you would do. What would be the signs if you won the lottery? Oh, right. Can I get sued by Sherlock Holmes?

Sherlock Holmes? No, it's your name. Yeah, it's my name. I mean, that's the villain in Sherlock Holmes, Professor Moriarty. First of all, you know Sherlock Holmes doesn't exist, right? He can't sue you. Well, not him, but, you know, whoever wrote it. Is that it?

Scott Fitzgerald? No. Is that a public domain at this point? It could be, probably. There's a lot of Sherlock Holmes movies. I mean, Will Ferrell got his hand on one. It's my name, so as long as I go get a doctorate in some bullshit... You don't need a doctorate to be a professor.

I don't think you need to go to school, brother. Well, I definitely... That would be part of the legal case. Anyway, what would be your sign? You don't need to go to school. I think... I don't know. I don't know what it would be.

I feel like I wouldn't do much. Maybe just more trips. It's really lame. I have lame answers. I know I have lame answers. Probably just more trips, maybe. I feel like more TVs. We already have three TVs upstairs in your living room.

I feel like it would just look like a Buffalo Wild Wings in here. Oh, actually. Oh, no. You're 100% correct. Like, every part of this house and the yard would look, like, just upgraded to the max. That's what I was thinking. I think for him, he would get more gizmos and gadgets, you know? Because, like, right now he's got the coffee table upstairs that, like, can charge.

It's a speaker. It can charge your phone. And you open it, and it's fucking filled with beer. It's a fridge. I like things that. You get shit like that everywhere. Oh, for sure. I like things that are other things.

Love that. Love saving space. love that all right so antonio's sign is that he's gonna buy a vibrator that's also a karaoke machine yeah yeah essentially what about you seven burrito bowls a day no i already have that i think it would just be like you just see me like with more uber eats kind of there'll be signs there'll be signs jt this is the fourth uber eats today did you win the lottery it's like that's what it would Pretty much. Maybe.

I think you would go to more UFC events. How about that? For sure. Yeah. Sure. Oh, jet season tickets, obviously. Yeah, yeah. That's a good sign.

See, that's a good subtle sign. That's a good subtle sign. That's a good subtle sign. Not owning three businesses now. You understand the difference? How much are those? Unclear. You don't know?

Unclear. A couple seasons ago, they were probably 13. But it's only like... What's changed? Well, I mean, every year you guys talk about how good you are. No, when they got to a new stadium... Aaron Rodgers makes a difference. My family used to have it, season tickets.

So when they went to the new stadium, everything went up a lot. It's only like eight games, right? Yeah. Because it's 17 total, and then only half of them are home. Yeah, it's only eight games. There's eight home games? That's a lot, is it not? Well, I guess that's just how the math works out.

Just half and half. Could be nine. Yeah, it depends. It depends on the year. Do they play the – no, they played the Giants last year, so they don't play them this year? They don't play them for another four years. Yeah, fucking like the World Cup.

Yeah, you could write that off as like, you know, we're like, wow, Danny, how did you afford these? These are like a few thousand dollars. And it's, you know, oh, yeah, my uncle got it to me as like a Christmas present. Level two, 50-yard line, perfect football seats. Love that. Perfect football seats. You want to get box seats? I mean, yeah, but I thought we were talking about subtle signs here.

Oh, I got an inheritance. No, you're starting to lose it. You're starting to lose it. You're starting to lose it. If the explanation is I got a large sum of money, then it's basically. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, your grandpa's brother had these. He bought them for this season.

Croaked. Passed them down. Oh. But I still have to pay for them. You can't just pay for life. Your grandfather did, maybe. Oh, yeah. Okay, gotcha.

Oh, it wouldn't be for life. No. This year, brother. This year. So now next year, it's like, hmm. Now my aunt, who he's married to. Danny's going to run out of relatives that are big Jets fans. Oh, man.

Jets box seats would be so awesome. the lamest the worst games of football ever that's those sometimes the most fun when you're not watching I mean to be fair

better than Giants box seats and I'm not leaving fucking we're not going we already have to go to New Jersey for these I'm not going to

fucking somewhere else alright the picky boys box you'll see that in 2030 no you're not seeing any of our boxes you're not seeing any of our boxes

you said it hey yo I didn't think you'd like that you said it like that you know I had a realization a few days ago i don't know which animals can swim like fish fish danny well yes he's on something here hold

on i'm talking about think about land animals right if you threw them in the water okay which ones would survive i think all dog i think all of them pretty much how chimps and gorillas can't cows tough cows tough you know you know side note real quick 30 seconds you know the moose's natural predator. Do you know what animal it is? Killer whale. Fuckin', isn't that crazy? It's a killer whale. So they swim. Oh yeah, they swim. That's the thing, all those hooved animals

are surprisingly good swimmers. I think it's the antlers, like rudders maybe, you know? But dude, chimps and gorillas, I think they're too dense, they're too muscular, and they can't. Is there an animal that you learn that you're like, oh wow, that can swim? No. I just thought about, wait, which ones can swim and can't swim?

I would bet, like if you bet that every animal you saw can swim, you'd probably come out on top. So you think more can swim than can't? Yeah, I think so. Can we look this up, maybe? How many animals can't swim? How many animals can't swim?

Like, percentage, maybe. I think tigers love swimming, and I think lions hate it. Did you see that picture of a tiger under water grabbing a fish? No. That's fucking terrifying. Is there any animals?

Camels. I mean, that's fair. That makes sense. They're so far from water. Tortoises, what? Oh, tortoises. Yeah, tortoises can't. None of the great apes can swim.

None of them. Wow. Wow, tortoise surprised me, actually. Well, I guess it's just the shell's too heavy. Hippopotamus, unable to swim. They just walk on the bottom of the water. Oh, that fucking, that counts. But they can't, bro, that just means they can hold their breath a long time.

They actually can't swim. Every time I go on the Disney safari, the hippopotamus underwater, they can swim. Giraffe makes total sense. Giraffe, do they have to swim? They're so long. Other examples include their inability, their density. Right, right. So not many, honestly.

Yeah, most can. Not many mammals. But you see, and all the animals they named except for the apes, I can, yeah, I get they can't swim. How the fuck is a giraffe going to swim, dude? Why would it ever need to? It would have to be in 25-foot-deep water, right? That's true. To need to swim?

Dumb question. Real dumb question. Is the giraffe related to the brontosaurus? Because don't tell me you watch Jurassic Park with that thing with the long neck and you don't go, that's kind of a giraffe. I don't think so, because isn't the whole story about giraffes' evolution is that they had tiny necks, and then they slowly grew larger and larger necks? That's true. Like, they used to look like horses, I think. Yeah.

How does that work, also? You know how many more neck bones the giraffe has than us? That's a trick question, isn't it? Zero. It's a trick. It's the same. Because, again, they used to just be normal-looking. Whoa, don't insult him.

We're not long neck shaming here. Your shit just elongated. Fuck yeah. They didn't gain new bones. Some tight muscles, then. They also hit each other with their necks. I think that they're related to brontosaurus. That's what I think.

I think brontosaurus. First of all, if you ask Jason, that's bronchiosaurus. No, we're not doing this. That was a Patreon episode, I think. Secondly, I think those are reptiles, dinosaurs. Were they? I thought they were birds now. Now they're reptiles?

You know birds are reptiles? Shut the fuck up with that. Look it up. They fall under, like, these scientists come up with these technical definitions of what is what, and birds are classified under reptiles. Wait, where do you see that? From a phylogenic standpoint, phylogenic, it's important. Stop using these big words, brother.

I don't know what that means. But they're reptiles. Is that the name of a pigeon? Columbiade? I think it's the wrong picture. No way it's called a Columbiade. I don't know where you got the Y from, but yeah, Columbiade or whatever. Where did you get the Y?

Where did you find a Y? Oh, it was a bird family consisting of doves and pigeons. So a dove is just an albino pigeon? That pigeon's really, whatever that pigeon is, is really pretty. Yeah, well, pigeons are, I think, aren't pigeons technically called rock doves? Oh, because they look like rocks? I mean, I guess so. They're just, they're just, they're.

That is a beautiful bird. You know, they have classifications for what all these animals fall under. And birds technically fall under reptiles. They meet all the requirements to be reptiles. and I mean it makes sense they don't have scales bro they lay eggs

reptiles don't reptiles don't necessarily need to have scales that's not one of the requirements it's also just based on their evolutionary tree and where they like diverged

from each other they have claws again like all the fucking stop that the dinosaurs turned into but the chicken's the closest living relative to a

I'll tell you what I'll tell you what you're right because of the pterodactyl the pterodactyl think about that the pterodactyls have feathers You're saying the raptors had feathers?

They think all the dinosaurs had feathers. So now they all had feathers. So now they were never reptiles. They're birds, brother. A pterodactyl is also a pterosaur? I fucking stopped that. I don't know. That's really confusing, family tree.

I think the pterosaurs are different than dinosaurs. The reptile family tree, there was a cheetah on there. I can't trust that. There's a cheetah there. Reptile family tree, mammals. Yeah, that's a good point. So I don't trust this. There's a T-Rex on this chart.

This isn't the same source. somebody could put together a compilation of us which is just like the opposite of national geographic it's like three grown men trying to figure out what animals are because we do not know it's true well someone came to a question today not pointing fingers what animals know how to swim that's true that's true what's that animal that's like half a fucking horse and half a zebra The donkey? No. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

It's also on the Disney Safari. I know what you're talking about. It's a... A zorse? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not a zorse. That's if a horse fucks a zebra. This is not what I'm talking about.

Is it a caribou? Oh, no, no, it's not a caribou. No, that's just like a... That's an elk. Oh, oh, oh, kapak. Yes, okay. Oh, copy, oh, copy, oh, copy. Yes, oh, copy, oh, copy, oh, copy.

That's in the Disney African Safari. copy first one to the left that's in the that's in disney right there yeah it looks weird actually they give this some weird fact though they go it's looks like a pokemon yeah and it has a giraffe looking head like it has those two little bumps you know that's like giraffe oh i remember what she said i think she said it's more closely related to deer dude it's fucking cheeked up click that one jason that's fake that's not real it's about right there yep oh yeah okay guys it's an animal can we calm down you know what i thought i thought was uh because i saw it in ice age so i I thought it was extinct.

The Tapir. Taper, maybe it's called. Tapir. I don't know what that is. Look it up. I thought. Well, he stopped the recording. He stopped it.

Well, there it is. This guy just decided it was over. It stopped itself. Jason stopped us short anyway. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

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