Picky Boys Podcast - I’ll Have It Spitten, Not Stirred! - Picky Boys Podcast #303

Episode Date: December 10, 2023

On today's episode, Danny, JT, & Antonio play another round of naughty or nice, then discuss holiday gift-giving games, how true people's stories are, Chazz's poop suit and spotting the impractical jokers mid-joking! Shop New Merch For The Holidays! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Sign up for our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

Yeah, we did it in school once, and I just got up, took the biggest box, and I said, if anyone takes this from me, we're throwing hands. We were in third grade. And just a classic case of shit on your suit. It happens to the best of us. Don't be so down in the dumps. That was good. Good shooting, boys.

Use that one. Yeah, use that one. Do you want to do it again? Pretty good. Do another take. I got two more takes. I got two more lines. I think it'll work really well.

No, he's a king. all right ready yeah welcome back to the picky boys podcast i i don't i'm worried i'm worried because of this ice is back back again second week are we ready no there's plastic on the table there is plastic on the table what's underneath there i don't know I don't know. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. He knows.

He's a liar. I'm going to take this off. All right. All ready? Magic spirit, immediately ruined. Magic spirit gone. We don't have a scroll this time. We have a ball.

Oh, I thought that was just a failed attempt at your first shot. Stop saying your. This is Christmas. This is magic. I don't control this. Do you want to open it? No, no, no. I want him to.

Damn it. Who set this up then? Santa? Santa? Elves? Could be Jack Frost. That was specific. Didn't like that.

It says, Dick, a... What the fuck is this? What the fuck does that say? Pick a snowball. Got it. Why is the B backwards? Let me see. Wait, show it to the camera.

They're not going to be able to see that. Why is the B backwards? It says, pick a snowball. This looks like the Chick-fil-A cow who writes, like, eat more chicken, please. Oh, you're saying he set that up? He set this up? Maybe the Chick-fil-A cow set this up. Is there chicken under there?

Someone equally as illiterate did. You got them, dude. Oh, my God. It's actual snow. It hasn't even snowed this year yet. All right. Oh, they're wet. They're snow.

Wait, what is that? It's snow. That's not like styrofoam? No, it's a snowball. Oh, no, it's a snowball. It's ice, dude. What the hell? All right, so just to make it fair, even though I don't know what is in it, I swear to you,

I don't know. Here we go. You guys can each pick one, and then I will take whatever's left. Go in middle. Oh, you bastard. Go in the middle. You got 50 last time. Give me the middle.

We'll go to the left here. Can they see him? Can they see them? Can you see this left? Okay. I think they can see him, yeah. Should be able to. Here you go.

You can use this. Oh, my God. I lost sight of him. Did he slide of hand? No. Did he slide of hand? You can use this paper towel to open your snowball. There's something inside.

Oh, bro. You can fucking destroy somebody. Dude, this is an ice ball. Yeah, dude. It was in the freezer for a while. the effort that has gone what's in it a little uh little note a little clue oh oh my hands are freezing yeah i'm surprised danny could hold on to the snowball should we open it paper's unbelievably frozen yeah you can go first jt dirty martini oh no what does yours say

Mine says ice cream? Ice cream, question mark? Mine says kisses, question mark? You got Hershey Kisses. Oh, my God. You got the good thing? He did side-handed. All right.

Let's see what we have in store. All right. Well, this one's actually going to – we'll go one by one here. Okay. I have to, like, prep these ones, so there will be a little polish, Jason. I see a martini glass right there. Oh, and I see vodka, too. All right.

So who wants to go first? I'll go first. Okay. Mine says, you got the good thing? Yours says, ice cream. I didn't like the emphasis on the cream. I'm going to go prep you an ice cream cone, and you just have to take a few licks from it. What did you get?

I want you to go first. Okay. I want you to go first. This bastard. Dude, we both looked away, and I think he fucking swapped it. I know, I know. I think he swapped it. He did.

Yeah, yeah. This is a load of horse shit, dude. It's because we got them last week. I got kisses, which means it's a milk chocolate Hershey Kiss candy cane. This is a fucking bullshit. I'm willing to share that he got a good thing last week. Can I have one? I get a good thing this week.

Yeah, of course you can. Actually, I'll have it after my martini, apparently. Okay. Which I don't know what a dirty martini is. I don't think that's what Danny's going to get. Oh, it'll be dirty. It's going to be dirty in another way. All right.

You're saying I get the good thing next week? No. It's up to chance. But I'm just saying, fair is fair. Is this a dirty martini with clam juice? Are you recycling punishments? I'm not recycling punishments. All right.

Now it's up to Antonio's. I'm going to go prep your ice cream. Why didn't you just get both? Because you asked me to do mine first. Why didn't you just get both? Gluten-free cone. Thank you for thinking of me. Do you want to just chew on it?

When do you have those? Well, if you want them for ice cream after, you can feel free to have them. That looks like a punishment in itself. What do you mean ice cream after? Ice cream now. It's ice cream. No, I'm saying if he wants ice cream after, he can use these. Here's your ice cream.

It's mayonnaise. So one scoop? Two scoops? I'm a double scoop guy. All right. I'm a double scoop guy. It's free, so. Oh, it's free?

It's free. No charge? Let's see here. Dude, why do I always get the fucking mayo? Dude, wait. Why does this gross me out so much? But we all eat mayo on sandwiches and everything. But this is disgusting.

It looks like vanilla bean. It looks kind of like pudding. Do I have to eat the whole thing? No, you take a few licks. Take a nice, maybe a bite of the cone. Licks on a bite of the cone is good, I think. Thanks for the idea. Just imagine it's pudding, vanilla.

That's true. And as a bonus For completing this You can be the participant In JT The helper in JT's punishment What does that mean? You'll see

You went to bartending school right? Yeah I don't want to fucking eat this whole cone though That's what you just said I'll eat a Hershey kiss while you're doing that Ew It's kind of like cum isn't it? Shut up I know the first couple I'll be all right with.

It's when... It's like the third, fourth lick. It's when I was, you know... Oh, I lied. No, the first lick. First lick's getting me. Does the coldness help? No.

Mayo. Mayo. Mayo. Mayo. What kind of mayo? It's not even hot. What is this? It's not even hot.

Is Mike's Amazing Real Mayonnaise. Oh, it's Mike's? It's the only one that's got gluten-free on it. I know mayo is usually gluten-free, but... I don't want my mayo from Mike. I got the shittiest mayo, too. Dude, this guy definitely makes this in his bathtub. Look at this.

Look at this fucking brand. Oh, my God. This is so... This is way worse. Like, it's just a bad brand of mayo. All right, give that cone a crunch, and then you're good. Everyone laugh it up. Tell you what.

No matter how much you think it doesn't taste like ice cream, this gluten-free cone fucking sucks. Fucking JT making everything worse. He's going in for another one. Thank you. The cone alone is a punishment if it's gluten-free.

I'm okay. It's probably a terrible ice cream cone. All right. So JT's punishment. JT's. The dirty martini. Right. There was an alternative name

for this punishment called sorry hold on to me maybe he didn't set this up somebody's talking in my ear there was an alternative name for this punishment called spittin not stirred

and the punishment is you have to assemble a dirty martini in your mouth and then spit it into a martini glass so Antonio has to drink it You can be the bartender. I know you went to bartending school.

So you can assemble a martini in JT's mouth, correct? I could, but... And then he's going to spit it into the glass. Yeah, but... Wait, Antonio... Antonio's not spitting the martini into the glass. No, no, no, no, no. No, I'm spitting it into your mouth.

No, no, no, no. Is that what you said? No, no, no. You are going to assemble it in his mouth, and then he is going to spit it in the glass. I don't see any olive juice. I've got the olive juice. It's kind of like mouthwash, at least for the vodka part.

Yeah, that's not that bad. Can I choose the order of ingredients? No, I think we got to do it at the same time. Oh, that makes sense. Professional style. Right. Well, which order do you want? I'll do one at a time.

I don't know. God, I wish Danny got this. Can I have a kiss for after? Yeah. Not for me. I wish Danny... Why not for me? A chocolate, not an Antonio kiss.

All right. I'm going to do you a solid. I don't want you to choke, so I'm going to put the olive juice in here. Thank you. Thank you. That seems like enough. yeah yes it was

alright well tell him the only guy with headphones to do it yeah that makes sense so I gotta get behind him and like how they do it down in Mexico

kinda yeah exactly exactly pretend this is a senior frog right right love that place okay okay

let me order by the way I'd like a martini extra dirty spit and not stirred please alright fine Well, if you're fucking ordering it, you're drinking it, too. Yeah, true. Yes, sir.

Martini coming right up. This is a nightmare. I'm going to try to not volcano it into internal space. No, it's fine. It's fine if you do. So we need enough. Wait, wait. Hold on.

We're doing this incorrectly. When you hear, that's when I'm going to ruin it. Okay, good, good, good, good. Let's put that right there. Okay. Okay. This glass is dirty. No, it's not.

I just cleaned it. All right. Okay, get the zoom in. Chop chop, bartender. Okay, okay, relax. Jesus Christ, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, more?

Oh, okay. You did pretty good. No, no, no, wait. Can't forget that. You all right? Yeah. Oh, my God. There you go.

Danny's spitting. Spitting not stirred. Oh, no. Give it to him. Thank you. I don't want it. Why do you keep spitting it? Give it to him, JT.

He's going to take a little sip. You're all right. You're all right. Why do you keep spitting it into there? There you go, sir. All right, Danny. Thank you. Oh, ew.

Oh, I didn't expect that. No, he's a king. Oh, my God. All right. What a champion. Maybe have a Hershey kiss. Yeah. Can I have a kiss as well?

That third spit probably wasn't needed. I was not expecting. That was some jackass-level shit. I was not expecting Danny to take a sip. Where's the cap? That's been Danny's Naughty or Nice. Tune in next week for another round. There was no nice today.

Oh, I got this. He had my spit martini after. Yeah, but because I ate the cone, I didn't have to drink it. That's technically what he said. How many more weeks of this do we have left? I actually have to check my calendar. I think it's also 12 videos of December on Patreon. So many extra videos this month, and we hit the 500 Patreon goal, and there's a poll up right now, red or black, at the roulette table.

We're going to go to Atlantic City, put $5,000 on it, and if you voted on that poll and we win, you are entered into all the prizes that would happen the following week or so. Merch, cash, other things. Not sure yet. How many votes on it right now? I think over 230 people have voted on it so far. Should we tell them which way it's leaning? No, we've got to get in there. So there is one more week of podcast Naughty or Nice.

And then on December 20th, on the Wednesday video, we're going to have a Naughty or Nice extravaganza. Like last year, we did an advent calendar. This year, there's going to be some boxes under the tree, and we're all going to get to pick. Wow. So tune in December 20th for Naughty or Nice. You never know what can happen, truly.

No, yeah, that was interesting today, for sure. Someone asked me in Twitch chat if Danny was going to do the advent calendar again. I was hoping the answer was no. Well, it seems like an upgraded version, but gifts under a tree, I appreciate that. Gifts under a tree, and, you know, we might do it White Elephant style. Maybe you're able to trade with somebody. The advent calendar puts us in the box, literally. But you don't know what's in the box.

We'll iron out the details when we get there. Because White Elephant, out of all the Christmas gift-giving traditions, White Elephant fucking sucks. White Elephant's the same thing as Sorry Charlie, right? No idea. No idea. My family plays Sorry Charlie. And if you don't know what it is, it's when everyone takes turns grabbing a gift. You don't know what's inside, but someone else can steal it from you depending on the size or if they just want to steal your gift.

I hate it. I don't think it's good at all. Yeah. The gifts start in the center like the Hunger Games and the Cornucopia. Right, right. And then you can steal from each other, right? Yeah, we did it in school once, and I just got up, took the biggest box, and I said, if anyone takes this from me, we're throwing hands.

We were in third grade. The thing is, I like it, but it basically has to be played with gag gifs. Only things you can gag on? No, well, you can gag on anything if you try hard enough. Yeah, that's a good point. But joke gifs, things that aren't really serious, because then people start to get upset, like you said. Like if you're taking the Bose headphones from me,

I'm going to be pissed off. Yeah. You're going to give me a fucking yoga ball? Exactly, yeah. For your whippy cushion? So it should all be like weird things, you know. So I think it's fun when it's that. I think nothing has beaten Secret Santa yet,

except if there is a friend group that successfully doesn't find out who everyone has as their Secret Santa, good for them. That's some secret agents there. I know. Because impossible. Secret Santa is amazing because the alternative before that is everyone just gets gifts for everyone, which is so much work.

It sucks, dude. That sucks. Unless you want to get it for just a couple people, and then it's like, oh, why did I get one for Antonio and Danny and not Martin? It's like, oh, now it's a weird thing. So Secret Santa, best way to do it.

Best way to do it. It is the best way to do it. You only get one gift for your entire friend group. It's great. Yeah. And you get a gift. Maybe. People forget.

People forget. People forget. If they forget, then whoever got them is giving that gift to me. Oh, yeah. That's fair. This quadruple XL vibrator for my girlfriend. Oh, there it goes right to Danny.

I'd rather that than nothing. That's fair. I'd rather that than nothing, and she doesn't deserve it. No, she doesn't. Not if she forgot your shit. She didn't get a gift. That's true. I'm on his side.

No, I agree. I can gift receipt it, you know? Go back to Spencer's. Gift receipt it? Yeah, return it with the gift receipt. You know? I go back to Spencer's and say, this didn't do it for me. They go, we don't sell those here.

No. Now, we're re-gifting. Grapping? What the fuck was I going to say? Re-grappling? We're re-grappling. No, I combined gifting and wrapping. Do you guys give gifts with gift receipts?

If it's clothes, yeah. Really? Yeah. Isn't that kind of saying, though, like, I know my gift. You might think it's shitty, so here you go in case you want to get rid of it. I guess it is saying that, but I'd rather the option. Again, I think it's only if it's clothes specifically because even if somebody knows your size, sometimes they don't fit. And you can't have somebody try on your gift beforehand.

So it's basically just saying, here, if it doesn't fit, go get something else. True. There's members of my family that got gifts for each other and through Amazon. So when the person returned the gift they didn't like without telling them, obviously on your Amazon card, you get the, oh, this was returned and a credit. And it was just like, what do we think was going to happen? It's like, what do we think was going to happen? That's fair. Are you a good rapper?

A good gift rapper? Oh, gift rapper. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, not a freestyler. I don't know if you want me to pull that out. No, I did not. We know how much you love that. I did not.

Am I a good rapper? I don't think I've rapped a gift in my life. Me neither. Really? Yeah, I don't think. Not once. Not even attempted. I'll throw it in a bag and maybe some tinsel.

Is that the word? Some tinsel. What is it called? Tissue paper? Tissue paper. I'm telling you, the gift bag is, like, the best thing ever. Yeah. Because I'm not wrapping this gift.

Like, I'm not taking this time, laying out the thing, doing the measurements. I love a gift bag. Yeah, like, how do you wrap a unicycle, you know? But there are people that are, like, exceptional wrappers. Kanye. Dude, isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy? Wrappers with a W.

Isn't it crazy how, especially these professional gift wrappers, when they cut the ribbon they go and then now all of a sudden the ribbon is curled yeah I don't know how the fuck do they do that

yes I don't know I don't know how that happens that's just being a professional I think you know you just know things yeah wait what kind of physics is this I don't know

but they did it in Elf like you just wrapped it around she wrapped it around the pair of scissors and just went and there was a big bow and I know the guy was like six inches

oh it's impossible you can't do six inch bows or something I don't know I don't know the physics of bows but I was thinking for my Secret Santa I was gonna get it

well now hopefully they're not watching but I was going to get a basketball and shove my gift in a basketball and wrap the basketball so now it looks like

a basketball. Yes. I said basketball a lot. So it's a deception. Yes. But then what happens when they open it and they go

oh basketball a deflated basketball. That part I haven't thought of I think I might have to glue it closed. And it'll have a huge seam in it right? They'll know.

No no I'm a good I think I could get it to make it look like a basketball game. Really? And it'd be funnier to me if they just keep playing basketball with the gift inside that's well yeah but that's true antonio is a good hider on the

san agosto studios uh weird food combos video he hid mustard in a twinkie and i mean this guy could have worked for like the russian spies how'd you do it like fucking poisoning people i bought medical grade syringes did you suck out the cream first i sucked out a little bit of cream and i injected uh mustard into very specific spots where i knew the bites would happen because everybody was suspicious everybody knew this wasn't just a twinkie i was looking at the bottom where the hole usually is nothing nothing and then frankie took a big big big bite of mustard twinkie wasn't good for him i think you gotta you gotta just drizzle like a little bit of mayo on top and something or something and then go this is a must um this is a mayo twinkie and then

that kind of lets the guard down okay i know what i'm gonna eat well it was uh it was a banana Twinkie or something. So it already kind of tasted like it, and it was supposed to be fan submission, so like, oh, this fan really loves this one. And it already, it smelled so much like banana, the mustard had no chance of getting through. I see, I see.

How about, I'm scared of you. I'm scared you're gonna put fucking cyanide in my apple. You have no, apple? Isn't cyanide liquid? Yeah. If you have a syringe, you can do that. Wait. That's how, is that how they took out Snow White? No, no. Well, maybe, actually.

But that's how, what is that movie called? An Oppenheimer. Supposedly, Oppenheimer, he hated his teacher so much one day, and he put cyanide in an apple. And then he felt super bad about it, and he grabbed it off his desk before the teacher could eat it. He tried to murder his teacher. Well, I could see where that guy, that guy's life trajectory went the same route I would have expected. Yeah, he murdered way more. Yeah, way more.

Indirectly, I suppose. Way more without that apple. What is cyanide again? It's just like a chemical. I just know it's the goodbye pill, essentially. Yeah. Isn't it like in a very low dose? It's in cherry seeds, I think, in a very low dose.

Right. I thought it was like a medicine, too. How did he get cyanide? He was in a chemistry class at Harvard or something? Yeah, and it's a fucking, oh, if it was in Harvard. Not Harvard, the English one, Oxford. Oh, even crazier. You can make any drug down there, probably.

True. True. And in the movie, Niels Bohr, one of the most famous scientists on Earth, goes to eat the apple, but supposedly that didn't actually happen. And that's why he swats it away?

Yeah. Because we couldn't make him the true bad person in the movie. Yeah. It had to be really high stakes. Really high stakes. Like he's about to eat the apple and he goes,

give me that fucking apple. Wait, then why did he do the apple in the movie? What? Why did he do the apple in the movie? He did it for the same reason. He meant to poison his teacher, but then when he goes back, his teacher is talking

with Niels Bohr and Niels Bohr goes are you going to eat that and he takes it and he's about to eat it and then Oppenheimer goes give me that he slaps it out of his hand

actually yeah I would be a little suspicious then if my student did that that was weird maybe he tried to poison my apple

but also that's just one of those stories about you know a famous person that you'll never know if it's actually true or not first of all even the beginning

even the real one I mean is there any story that you know that is actually true 100% not one that exists A hundred percent, maybe not. 90%.

But there are a lot of true stories that are just embellished a little bit. And to me, that's true enough. I would say every story I tell is probably 80% true. Yeah, I agree. 20% either like, dude, sometimes like for the sake of the story, this actually happened to my friend and I'll like just change it to me because it's just like a cleaner story that way. Right.

You know what I'm saying? Right, yeah. Like I was there and I watched it and I just changed it because the person I'm talking to doesn't know my friend. So it's just me now. Got you. JT has a lot of hymns. I feel like that's a little more than 20%.

Way more. Way more than 20%, by the way. I think so. Oh, yeah, my friend robbed a bank, but it was me, though. Way more. Way more. If I'm telling Danny a story about my friend Jimmy John, who he doesn't know, there's no use in me saying, yeah, Jimmy John did this.

Yeah, but then I think it happened to you. Yeah, you could say, oh, my friend did this. Yeah, you could say, my friend. I'm a liar then. Take 50%, take it or leave it. I was thinking more like, you know, maybe there's a part in the story that's a little boring, and so you just, like, cut that part out

and say it's right after this happened, you know? That's not even lying. Well, it's, yeah, but it's... That's, like, 5% false. Mending a story together. You can't describe, oh, yeah, then I walked, then I went to sit down, then I pulled the tablecloth, and it's like...

Or if you change the timeline, maybe it happened before, and you put it after, something like that. That's lying. That's all giving a little bit of leeway here. No, that's way worse. then not it not happening to you i'm not trying to compare that i'm not trying to compare that but you can't guys caught me red-handed okay you can't just go like oh i went to bed and then you

know you can't you can't do that you can't switch order of events that's way worse so anyway i was flying the plane and then yeah yeah yeah i don't know maybe i don't know but i think 80 is a good bar to hit for a story have you think you ever hit 80 oh my god i tell very truthful stories most of the time. Why ruin a good story with the truth? Why do it? I like the way he thinks.

Though. I think I only tell 97% true. 100% of the time. That's not true. 100% of the time. You tell Antonio truths, which are different than universal truths.

Well, universal truths are very dumb. That just means the truth. Well, no. You said universal truth. As in the truth. Truth of the universe. Universal truth.

What actually happened the universal truth versus Antonio's truth. And who made those? Who made the universal truths? I don't know. Exactly. What do you mean,

who made them? Who do you trust in Audi? I don't trust that guy. You got fucking shit on your Santa pom-pom. I don't know. What the hell happened there? The whole thing's brown.

I don't know why. The whole thing's brown. Speaking of shit in your pom-pom and 100% true stories, do you remember the time that Chaz was coming back from the Philharmonic Orchestra

and he was in a suit? Nice suit, Chaz. And we were having a little bit of drinks after the Philharmonic, you know. And we're stumbling around, you know, looking for a place to go continue to drink. Man trips, falls on the sidewalk. Dog shit everywhere. All over the suit. Obviously, we burst into laughter.

And then for the rest of the night, it's just, oh, Chaz, you smell like shit. He's angry at us because we're laughing. Yeah. And just a classic case of shit on your suit. It happens to the best of us. Don't be so down in the dumps. But as soon as he fell, I was like, there's just something that I know is off. You didn't realize at first?

Not at first. But he fell, and there's trees that line the sidewalk. And that's where, appropriately, a dog shits. Also, lucky it was a dog. Unknown. Yeah. I don't know. It could have been a human shit.

It's definitely an assumption we're making. Quite big. But, you know, and that's where a dog shits. And so even if I step in there, like if I ever park by one of those trees, I try to avoid stepping in that area. Right. Because that's where a dog shits. And Chaz swan dove into it. And Chaz swan dove into it.

And then the entire side of his suit, nice suit, covered in shit. So I guess over time you started to smell it and go, hmm, that. Oh, no, he got up and then there was just like shit on the suit. Also, you know. Oh, I thought you said you didn't know at first. Well, when he was on the ground, I mean. Yeah, yeah. Gotcha.

he was probably stumbling but what I'm saying is I knew something bad happened before we saw the shit right right right so I was like it's just a place I think there might be shit

it's just that sixth sense yeah and you know you land in a pile of dirt either way you get up you kind of check yourself make sure you're alright and then wreck themselves before you check yourself

and then he tries to swat away the dirt and it smears and you go oh god it's on his hands oh no and you know

it's not really his fault but there's nothing you can do for the rest of the night to avoid just getting called like dog shit suit pants or something, you know? Like, there's just nothing.

There's nothing you can do. Shower and change. Although that might not even stop. We were in the city, weren't we? This is when we get back. We got back home after this. Oh, that's even worse because you're right there.

And he, well, he is far away from his home. Oh, yeah, you think he went home? No, I'm sure. I think, I think we. Dropped him off at Nick's. I think we folded the suit jacket strategically in on itself.

Right. The shit suit to, yes, to conceal the shit. Then we put it in like a bag, like a plastic bag and then put it in his backpack. And it did the trick for the most part. Can't imagine when he opened that bag.

Yikes, dude. Maybe throw out the suit. Maybe. He's not throwing it out. No, I mean, you shouldn't throw out a suit. It's a suit. You have to take it at least to the dry cleaners, right? Yeah, I don't know if you could do that.

I don't know if you could home remedy that. Or I don't know if I would trust home remedy that. Well, I think you have to do a... It's human decency to do a base clean before bringing the shit suit to the dry cleaner. Not my problem. What do we pay them for? In fact, the dry cleaners problem.

Also, yeah, I'm sure we hosed it down. At least a hose down. By the way, how many dry cleaners do you think have just horrific stories of washing out bodily fluids from different garments? How many is percentage-wise? A hundred. At some point, a hundred. That's a good point.

The only one I'd be skeeved out about is blood. That's probably more common than anything else. I don't want to be an accessory to murder. Yeah, I think blood and caca are probably the most common. I think just getting injured and having bloody clothes is more common than shitting yourself. And I feel like more of the stories are someone coming in and being like, can you get this out?

And it's just all disgusting clothes or something. I'm just giving it to them. I'll pay the fucking biohazard fee or whatever they want to charge. Right. I'm not. I'm going to let the professionals be professionals. You can definitely just wipe it off. Yeah, a dry wipe is human decency, I think.

There will still be the pile of shit on the clothes. That you hand back. Yes. Psycho man. Psycho man. Shit pants. Give back. Biohazard fee.

I'll take the charge. And it's one of those things where obviously I would never willingly touch shit, but once it happens to you, you just kind of just whatever. Like you ever use a toothpick and scrape the shit out of your shoe? Yeah, of course. Like all in the grooves? Toothbrush. Oh.

I don't brush my teeth with it after. You just have an extra toothbrush laying around for your shit shoes? First of all, who doesn't have a bunch of extra toothbrushes? I don't. You do, right? He didn't have a spoon today. It's not true. Our apartment is low on silverware, but anyway.

How do you get low on silverware? I think one of our friends is into heroin because our spoons are disappearing. That doesn't explain the forks. The forks, too? I think we have one spoon, like two or three forks. Yeah, two or three forks. So you did have a spoon. Well, it was probably in the dishwasher at the time.

I'm so sorry. I didn't want to get mayo on it. Anyway, continue. I don't know. So I think you just, you know, you get used to the shit, and you just deal with it. Whatever. Dude, I think being a parent changes that, too. Because once you're a parent, they're just like, they're just okay with handling shit.

I'll be honest. We had a lot of conversations so far already. And the only thing I could think about is how many times we said the word shit today. Put a counter. There go those picky boys talking about shit and piss again. Oh, we might have hit 100. We might have hit 100. Perhaps.

I agree with you, though. No, but babies, they shit on you all the time. And pee, if it's a boy. They say that when you've had a baby six months, a year, whatever, you get a little bit of poop on your hands, you just go, Ew. Yeah, that's what they say. You're so used to it.

Under six months, because it doesn't smell. We told you that. At this point, it's basically just like dirt, like having a little dirt. It's a little piece. It doesn't require a big hand wash. That's what they say. You could definitely do a little one of these. That's what they say.

It's a little poop. You never been to the poop deli? I'm not doing this. I'll take a scoop of poop, please. Just a smear of poop. So much poop. How did that... I love TikTok.

How does that permeate? One guy makes his TikTok, and then everybody knows about it. I don't know, but do you think that... I was thinking about this, about the poop deli scenario. If you saw a stand-up do it for the first time, just at an open bar, would that be funny? No. It all depends on the delivery, I think. Because I have laughed along to jokes that I don't think is funny, but a comedian is

saying it with such... passion confidence right and like we should be laughing that i start laughing part of the part of the funniness though is that a word part of the fun doesn't matter part of the funniness is like that it's a viral joke that's also kind of an inside joke i think like it's funny because everyone's in on it everyone gets it right it kind of feels like an inside joke you know it is viral yeah so i think that without the the inside joke part of it if it's just a guy doing it at a stand-up thing it's not as funny i think i don't know i don't have an answer it's like is okay so what about uganda knuckles you know that way i love that

that is not funny like on its own it's funny because it's really i don't think harambe is that funny on its own until it's a huge meme that everyone's yeah you know the memes memes are like little or big inside jokes that you can be a part of and that's why they're funny i totally agree all right so if you if you're a stand-up and you do a poop deli joke or something like that just make sure it's recorded, and then just sent on the internet. Now it's okay again. Yeah, I mean, if the internet thinks it's funny and you bombed in person,

then what's the difference? You won, really. You did win. You won. I agree. Yeah, it's true, because there's even certain comedians... When the Impractical Jokers do something in front of an audience that's incredibly embarrassing, it's not funny to anyone at the time who's watching. That's true.

And then it's funny because it's on TV and it's recorded and we're all watching it and knowing. Yeah, like they're not in on the joke. Yeah. That's what's funny. And sometimes they probably watch it and go, oh, that was funny. That is kind of funny. That is.

True. Can those guys even fucking record anymore or does everyone just recognize them? I think they have to go to like fucking, I don't know, Vietnam or something. Yeah. Yeah, probably. I'm sure they can. Or their shooting days instead of, you know, at one point what was four hours probably just takes them nine or ten now. Because half of the footage is just, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Brad Joker.

You know, that's probably what it is. But if I saw the Impractical Jokers doing a thing, I don't think I'd impede on that. First of all, you'd be too scared to even... I say hello to celebrities in person. Oh, I think I would try to give them the best clip ever. Like, if they're doing it to me, I'm working the drive-thru that they're ordering it,

and I see it's Sal, I'm not going to go, oh, I know this, and ruin the whole bit. Yeah, but then if you say that you knew it was them to somebody else, now you're starting a whole Impractical Jokers this fake thing. Oh, I'll never like

publicly say take this secret to the grave. No, this fucking secret keeper. I'm going up to them right after and be like you know

that was good. Good shooting, boys. Use that one. Yeah, use that one. Do you want to do it again? Pretty good. Do another take. I got two more takes.

I got two more lines. I think it'll work really well. You want me to smear the ice cream this time? You know what would be funny? If two like kind of shows like that with hidden camera scenarios

ran into each other backstabbing and didn't know it. Like imagine somehow Joe Gatto's filming for Impractical Jokers and crosses paths with What Would You Do? And now he's all of a sudden in this ridiculous situation. And now they both have to out-top each other

for better footage. They're trying to see if he would stop a crime while he's doing whatever in public. There was one time where I was, it wasn't any TV production, but I was online in Chipotle, and some guy came up to me and just handed me this picture. I forgot who it was, and they said,

Do you know who this is? And I knew, and I said it and they went wrong and i went no no it's this and they went wrong and they just like like kind of kept doing that and then just walked away with a camera but the camera was like on me so i'd never been able to find maybe the internet maybe the internet can find can find that clip but it's me in a chipotle and i'm like pretty uncomfortable actually who was it in the picture yeah i've like political figure it was like a ryan reynolds like somebody like that like it was a it was an actor that i i knew who it was it was a long time ago it's like six years ago um that clip's gone i wonder if this was like a truth or some conspiracy theorist truth or something i don't

know but it was it was really weird and i didn't again it's one of those things i didn't think it was funny but maybe it would be it's all tied together yeah i think if that was happening i'd just be like all right well that's enough of this enough of this get away yeah like come on But six years ago, Danny, I think that he wouldn't be able to handle that scenario. Dude, when you guys were kids, you were on a YouTube prank channel, right? I wasn't, but they were, yeah. Chaz was on it. What happened there again?

Somebody came up behind us in the park and was shaving their face, I think. They were shaving their face on the bench, and we were just like, what the fuck? And then we were like, hello. And he was like, oh, what's up? And then we saw the camera. It was just like a shaving your face in public prank. It was very dumb. We might be able to find that one.

Yeah, for sure. Chaz starts climbing the fence too, right? You guys were about to run away from him. It was kind of creepy. When somebody takes out a razor blade next to you and just starts putting stuff on their face and starts doing like this, you're like, all right, this person is not right.

I'm surprised you even talked. I would not talk to that guy. Yeah, and that was pretty, that was when, what, middle school? No, it had to be high school. No, yeah, it was high school. Chaz was there. Yeah, Chaz was there. Chaz was BM.

If you just look up, like, shaving in public prank, you can probably find it. Oh, no way. You think so? There's so many. We could definitely find it. Is that a common prank? I don't know. Now, I just, when, legitimately, whenever I go outside, I am just, like, I just think

at some point in some way I am being filmed. Whether it be on a ring camera or a security camera, like, whenever you go outside, there is a video of you. Don't even scratch your ass or anything, because it's going to be on the internet. That's why you started wearing pants. That's why I started wearing pants.

Listen, if you have to scratch your ass, you have to scratch your ass. Yeah, don't not scratch your ass, because someone's recording you. Alright. But like, it just must be so impossible to do anything. To get away with a crime. How do you get away with a crime? when there's 10 cameras on a block looking at you.

I mean, the only way to get away with crime now is to know, like, the head of this department and the head of that department and just them go, man, that's the only way to do it now. Oh, you're talking about big crime. Yeah, there's no physical... You can't do physical crimes anymore. You got to do, like,

oh, I moved the money from here to here and whatever. Gotcha. Somehow we lost track of some trillions of dollars. And you can't even wear fucking masks anymore. and Philadelphia banned the ski mask in public. Yeah, but you could just wear COVID masks. Yeah, but that's different. And sunglasses.

I mean, first of all, if you're wearing a ski mask just out and about, it's fucking weird. Yeah, for sure. Get rid of it. It's weird. All right. Yeah, yeah.

We good here? Yeah, we're very good here. Oh, this is coming off, by the way. Oh, this guy. I wish there was nothing underneath it. Just your nipple? We can make that happen. All right, JT, you got to tell them where to find you.

You can find me on Instagram at J-Ball. No, fuck. The J-Balls. Jason's going to fucking yell at you. No, redo. No, no, you got your one chance. You can find me on Instagram at The J-Balls. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram.

You can find me at AntPrisco. Here we go, Jason. Get ready. You can't forget to follow the Picky Boys on Instagram and on Twitch. And follow the gaming channel. And throw us a follow on TikTok as well. He hates that part. He doesn't.

Yeah, there's no TikTok pop-up. It's the Picky Boys 2. I mean, what the hell? Come on. It's the same name for everything. Not two, the number. No, god damn it.