Picky Boys Podcast - Is A Tator Tot A French Fry?!? - Picky Boys Podcast #348

Episode Date: November 10, 2024

Join the Patreon now to unlock 300+ EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS INSTANTLY!! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's podcast, Danny, JT, & Antonio discuss dropping something in the bottom of Danny's Carafe, Shake Shack hate going too far, self check-in kiosks taking over, how to cheat in a marathon, outrunning your calorie intake, and the definitive rules on what classifies as a fry! Do you think Tator tots & chicken fries are fries? Let us know in the comments! Shop Fall Merch! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

In December, we're gonna have to bring back the cursed jar. Oh, the cursed jar? You'd be astonished. The amount of people who took the pooper side in this. It was insane. It must be weird being, like, a notorious cheater forever. Instead of speaking... Oh my god, look at this tater tot waffle!

Jason, you gotta get it off the screen. Oh my god. Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Daddy, zaddy, laddy. Why is the carafe on my side? Get it off my side, because I'm going to push it to your side violently. What does that guy say?

Pepper, yummy. Stop it. Pepper, yucky. I don't know. What is the dance he does? This, this. Pepper, yucky. Now you're leaving that in.

Leave it solid. Now we're here. Now we're here. Welcome back to the Picket Boys podcast. At least add the music then. What? At least add the music. You can't add the music.

You'll probably get copyrighted. Just make it as cringe as that was, I'm sure. Get this carafe away from my side. No. Get it. Oh, put it over. I have a right to have my whatever drinking vessel I want in my space, and you cannot affront upon that.

I just want to put it in. What did you, what happened in the craft again? Oh, I didn't even tell the story. Oh, that's right. Yes. Wait, wait, but before you get into that. Okay, welcome back. Welcome back.

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join the discord so now we're going back into the craft story yeah I can't believe you never told it I know me neither you know why you never told it and I know we're really

building the suspense here it's because it makes everything we say right and that's why he never told everything correct this could happen with any bottle by the way

any hydro flask or anything like that but this is what happened I was I'm a fidgeter so I was fidgeting nothing wrong with that with my

vape pen and not nicotine I'm not a fiend and all of them that went straight to the comments

like oh my god Danny and I was fidgeting it with this with my hand like on it like this so I was fidgeting

like twirling it like a pen and it bing bing bing bing slipped out of my fingers and then starts bouncing on here drops right into the water

so now it's blinking like in the water just suspended and I'm like, what do I do? So I'm trying to drink it as fast as possible to get it out and then I realize that's not working and so I just throw the rest of the water just on the ground because I needed

to try to get it and save it. This is an expensive vape. Did it work after you took it out? I put it in rice for three days and it did not work at all. In fact, the rice kind of like extracted the oil

out of it. How does rice do that? It's incredible. I don't know. Hey, but don't let the rice magic fool you from the fact of what he just said. I mean, you know, it was a casualty of war. But again, any hydro flask, if I was doing that, would have happened. Well, hydro flasks have.

Let me tell you the difference. What do they have, Danny? You ever see a hydro flask? This is the exact same thing as a hydro flask. Let me explain. Oh, wait. That's right. Just a whole thing of your thing.

Yeah, also, I wasn't able to grab it. After I drank it, I was trying to, like, come on, please. And it's just blinking. I'm like, it's over, it's over. I'll be honest, when you first told the story, I imagined it being a little more cartoony. Like you were vaping and then you just dropped it by accident. Yeah, yeah.

And then it went skoom, you know, in it. I didn't know you were just like teasing the rim. No, I was just like, yeah, I was just kind of teasing it. I have had experiences though, like with a phone or whatever random object where it is cartoony and you drop it and it goes bink, boink, like a bullet bouncing off something in the movies where it goes do, do, do, do, and then all of a sudden, boom, in the toilet. Yeah.

Oh, I've dropped my phone in the toilet many times. Really? Yeah, many times. It just, I think it just happens. Many? Many times. You're peeing? No.

You're shitting? No. Sometimes you just drop it in the toilet. You're jerking off, aren't you? Sometimes. Oh my God. No, that's not when I drop it. This guy's shitting in the toilet.

That's not when I drop it in the toilet. I'm talking about like, oh, I'm sorry. Your toilet seat is just always, I know Jason's not. Jason's toilet seat is, he's looking away, so I'm just going to be like, Jason jerks off all the time. No, I'm kidding. So your toilet seat, it's not always just down when you walk into the bathroom. I put it down.

I have a cat, though. All right. So he's worried about his cat. What the hell does that mean? You don't want your cat drinking the toilet water. They fall in. They can't get out. Fucking die.

Okay. The worst example for me to toss that to. Why does the toilet seat help them? I close it fully. The cover. Oh, yeah. No, no. I'm talking about the cover, not the seat.

Obviously, because we're talking about things falling in, we're talking about the full cover. Well, you said seat, so. JT closes the full cover. Sorry, we're listening. cover because so it doesn't spurs the like piss into the air yes i do what when i flush you ever seen the video the germs they show you that when you flush everything comes out of the toilet so i do put the cover down to flush and then i guess do i leave it down i probably yeah you leave it down i i leave the cover open and i just stand over the toilet when i flush and like this

oh my god it's disgusting did i it's just a little it's it's kind of like the uh you know when you're at like an amusement park, and they have the spritzers with the fan. I'm thinking the Febreze thing. Yeah. What? You know the outlet thing? Oh, yeah. It's like that. I think it's good to build up

immunity. I was checking the audio. I came in real late on that. Is he drinking piss? Yes. He's not drinking it. No. No. I'm getting misted. I'm getting pissed. Yeah, he's getting piss-misted. And we wonder why we get demonetized. right out the window literally we were like youtube's youtube's giving us problems so we're

like all right don't talk about sexual stuff don't don't curse don't talk about piss he got pissed and immediately we always talk about antonio jn and the fucking toilet curse right there we gotta actually you know what i think it's time that in december we're gonna have to bring back the cursed jar oh the curse jar that was like the first season of the picky voice yeah Way back. Also, that's, I think, our first Christmas as a podcast. We've got to bring back the Kersh jar. And I think, if I remember correctly, Danny gave hundreds of dollars.

Yeah. No, it was like $58 or something. Yeah, it wasn't that much. But I did bring a dollar every podcast just for one. Yeah. I'm down to bring it back. All right, yeah, I'll bring it back. We'll bring it back.

Does the money go to me? No. Absolutely not. No. Fuck are you talking about? The money goes to beer, Jason. It goes to beer. All right.

What was I saying? Oh, yeah. My point is sometimes you walk, you brush your teeth, the phone falls into the toilet. Has your toothbrush ever fell on the toilet? And is that an immediate new toothbrush time? I think it's been falling, and I go, and I hit it. I make it shoot over the toilet.

Yeah. But I dropped one in one week ago. And you axed it? No, no. I did not use it again after. No, it wasn't his. Oh. It was Danny.

If you'll notice, I have two new toothbrushes now. I use such a crappy toothbrush that I'm probably going to do one as well. Yeah. But if I have an expensive toothbrush, I might consider putting it in vinegar or something. I think boiling water. Yeah, yeah. Something like that. We got a dentist fact over here.

No. You just change the head. Normally, the head comes off of the battery. Yeah, but now you're talking about battery. It'd probably be destroyed anyway. Well, no. It's waterproof for sure. Oh, you have a battery-powered.

No, I'm saying... Did you just assume he had a battery-powered toothbrush, or did I miss that also? Well, we were talking about an expensive toothbrush. Those are usually battery-powered. Well, if you're paying a lot for a toothbrush, might as well play music as well. Oh, Tooth Tunes.

Tooth Tunes, maybe. All right, so I have something before we get into Jason's beautiful news stories. I was at a bar the other day for an engagement party. Okay. And I don't know how I got myself into this situation. You know, I'm never one to pry or argue. You know that.

I never argue. Of course not. So they brought up this question of, are tater tots French fries? Oh. So first, I would like to hear your opinion. Are tater tots French fries? Are tater tots French fries? It's a good question.

I don't think so. No. Thank you, Jason. But now that we both said no, he's dying to say yes. What about you? I'll tell you what I believe and what I think because I really want to say no. Okay. But I can't think of a good reason why.

I can't think of a good definition of a French fry. I'm going to say no. I have one argument for it. Okay, no. I'm going to say no. So we got four no's. Because to my knowledge, a French fry is like a straight stick cut out of a potato put in a fryer. Okay.

Just wait. And a tater tot is, like, when you, like, shave it down and then mash it together. Okay. Like a little, you know. But some fries are that, too. Are they? I think so. I think some fries are.

No fries are like that. Oh, the really fluffy ones? They taste so different and the texture's so different. I think they might be. Fluffy ones. Are you just talking about, like, steak fries? So you think they're, like, putting, like, a mashed potato stick, essentially, into. Wait, what's a fluffy fry?

What is that? I'm pretty sure there's fry recipes for sure. Fluffy fry. That you mash the potatoes first, form them into fry shape. Okay. Besides that, that's really dumb. My point is everyone at the bar, every single person at the bar said that tater tots were French fries. And I had to fight my lonely battle without my two friends saying they weren't.

But to me, this is the exact same thing. it's the exact same like reasoning behind our entire chicken debates like our chicken nugget versus chicken versus chicken

bite or whatever this is this is this is what I will say to you yes and this is what I said to them

and I had crickets throughout the bar if you asked me for a burger with fries you're saying that if I brought you a burger

with tater tots you would then go this is exactly what I wanted Well, that, yeah. No, but listen to my word, bitch. Question, if I asked for a burger with fries and they brought out waffle fries, this is also not what I wanted, and I'm disappointed because I got something I didn't expect.

But those are still fries. I think those are more fries than tater tots. I think waffle fries are fries. Fries are a spectrum. That's true, but tater tots not on that spectrum. I kind of want to see what a, I'm forgetting what a tater tot is. Bro, there's no way you're forgetting what a tater tot is. Well, some of them are smiley.

Can we get the smiley ones as well? I like those. Smiley tots? What are you talking about? Oh, my God. This guy doesn't know smiley tater tots. No, no. I know what they are, but how are you...

You typed in tater tits. I saw it. You typed in tater tits. There's a misclick. Oh, fucking tater tots are so good. He just wanted to look at tater tots. I will say. Is there a breading on tater tots?

No. Not usually. That's just the fried crisp. Yeah, it's fried, yeah. Yeah, but again, it's mashed. It's mashed, so it's like... Would you relax? Holy shit.

We're going to get demonetized for that moment, bro. And then they're kind of like that. Oh, that's a good point. Okay, wait. A tater tot is more of a hash brown. Okay. See, now we're understanding and opening our mind instead of speaking. Oh, my God.

Look at this tater tot waffle. Jason, you got to get it off the screen. Oh, my God. I swear to God, the ingenuity. Oh, my God. Ingenuity. Ingenuity, engineering. No, the.

Creativity. The marvelous spirit. The marvelous. marvelous the marvelous spirit of human are you hungry in human innovation really it's it's it's the indomitable spirit of human innovation high zillennial this does say what's your favorite type of fry yeah but it also started with high zillennial so i would punch that person in the throat as well what question question danny are are potato wedges fries yeah See, I don't think home fries are fries

Home fries are definitely not fries No, those are definitely not fries They're way further away from the original pure fry than tater tots are That's what I'm saying But they have fries in the name Who cares about that? Chicken fries have the name of a bird king

They're not fucking fries, they're chicken We know that I would venture to say that chicken fries are more fries than home fries Well, they are fried. They're just not deep fried, I guess. Chicken fries are not more fries than home fries. Oh, I would say so.

Home fries at least. I would say so. Home fries. Those are not fries, brother. Home fries have potatoes. It doesn't matter. At least the ingredients. Chicken fries have fries.

One ingredient in a French fry. One singular ingredient. Three, two, one. Potato. Chicken fry. No, no. I'm agreeing with JT here. How are you agreeing with JT?

A fry, in my mind, is about the stickiness of it. It's about the stick. So is a curly fry a fry? Stupid answer It has the name in it Stupid Stupid reason curly fries It has the name it's curly fry

It's like A line is straight but if you went Oh it's a curved line Is it not a line anymore I can't even believe what I'm hearing Besides that Standard fry, waffle fry, king fry Curly fry, sweet potato fry

Steak fry, home fries Tater tots! Oh, hold on, hold on. By your logic, sweet potato fries, not fries. That's true, that's true. By your logic, it's a potato. No, it's not! It's a yam, bitch.

They're just called sweet potatoes. They're not actually potatoes. What about a yucca fry? Ever had a yucca fry? Brother, no. What am I? God damn it. What do I wear, beanies?

I'm saying... Yucca fries are great. I have some in the freezer. But the thing is, though, I have some upstairs. Three of them, 200 calories. What? Crazy, anyway. That's a fry, for sure.

Wait, three fries? Yeah. Well, how big are they? They're big, maybe like that big, but it's like a large fry, you know? Like a steak fry. It's a steak fry. And it's 300 calories a fry? Why?

Fries aren't that much. Not 300 calories a fry. It's like three of them was, what did I say? Three of them was 300 calories? Is that what I said? 100 calories a fry? How is that? That's about right.

Maybe 200 calories. I can't remember. Either way, I was saying that for your point. It's in the name. It's in the name. Tater tots, not tater tot fries. I'm just combating your points that you're tossing at me here. Okay, all right.

Like a goalie. I'm at Stop and Shop today. Okay. I want to go get some tater tots. Fine. Where would I go look for those? In the freezer section? Yeah.

And then which subsection of that freezer section? The fucking frozen TGI Friday's aisle. It'll be right with the fries. Because it's potatoes. It's potatoes. I'm agreeing. It's potatoes. You know what else would be next to?

The fucking potato skins. Not even next to. It would also be next to the loaded potato skins. Not even next to. It would be, like, probably fries here, probably fries here, and, like, somewhere in the middle would be the tater tots. It would be also next to the loaded potato skins. Are those fries?

A little further away. Those would be further. Those would be further. Those are full apps. I think I'm agreeing with JT's point that chicken fries are more fries than home fries. I can't believe we're back to that. I'm really— Sweet potato!

Sweet potato fries! Okay, it meets two out of three of your criteria. The ingredient, it has it in the name. What the— Home fries! No, no, it doesn't have the ingredient. Yeah. Yes, it literally does.

It's a yam. Wait, you said home fries. Oh, wait, no, we're talking about sweet potato fries. Sweet potato fries. Because you're saying sweet potato fries are fries. I said home fries. Well, yes, but no, I'm saying chicken fries are more fries than home fries. So my bad for thinking that's what we're talking about.

The sweet potato is a testament to that because it doesn't have the ingredient you say it has to have, and it has fry in the name. You know what? And the shape. And the shape. Just like chicken doesn't have the ingredient, chicken has fry in the name, and chicken has a shape. You're right. Boom, bang, boom, boom.

No, no, I agree. You convinced me. I don't even like sweet potato fries anyway. Get them out of there. They're not fries. You're going to have fries now. Now they're not fries. They put syrup on them and marshmallows.

Oh, wow. That really sounds like a French fry. No, get it out of here. Well, no one said they were French. That's true. No one said they were French. Also, can we please stop with the crinkle cut fries? Yes, seriously.

Where do these people get off? They're awful. Worst type of fries. I really don't get the hate you guys have for crinkle cut. They're just bad. You know what's weird? It's because, well, JT likes his fries so thin and so crunchy that they're not even fries anymore.

Just eat a bag of chips. He doesn't even actually like French fries. Two, crinkle cut fries are only good when they're like, the only fry that's good when it's kind of soggy. Okay. Yeah, I see that. I get that. They're not good crunchy.

I'll give you that. But isn't that their whole purpose? The edges make more crunchy bits? No, I thought the purpose was so your dip could stay on the thing better. Oh, I do like the utility of that. See, look at that. But that's the worst part about Shake Shack. By the way, can I say, I had Shake Shack like a week ago.

Shake Shack is so fucking delicious. And I refuse. You're told. No, because I feel like for the past 10 years, there's been a bit of hate towards Shake Shack. Shake Shack is, first of all, far and beyond better than In-N-Out. It's not even comparable. And it's just really delicious.

Never had In-N-Out. I do agree that Shake Shack is very good. They are a bit of a belly bomber, for sure. For sure. Oh, in that moment. And also, you really, I don't know if you go, like, oh, I'm going to have Shake Shack today. To me, a Shake Shack is, oh, I'm very drunk, and oh, God, look at Shake Shack, and you're just enjoying yourself. But yeah.

That's me. I'm not saying. That's just me. That's just me. To me, if you're getting a fast, casual burger, that's the best. That's the best. I'm a Shake Shack stan. We went.

My dad went to Shake Shack. We were all drunk, and he ordered two of each burger. Smokeshack double, by the way. That's the order. Also, I think they serve alcohol. They do. Beer. Yeah, they got beers and stuff.

We went to the one in Atlantic City. It's really good. Yeah. That one served beer? Yeah. Are White Claws and everything? Oh, there was so much beer everywhere. I was just surprised that...

Oh, and give me a White Claw with my burger. Like, you turn around. I think there was a bar there. No, no. Like, literally, you turn around, you can get a drink. Dude, and this is crazy, because we were there on, like, Saturday night or whatever, and the bar lines are so long. Every single bar in the casino.

Let's go to Shake Shack. Literally went to Shake Shack and just got two White Claws and paid and walked off, and that's it. It's the life hack in Atlantic City. Utility, baby. Dude, when I went to Atlantic City for the Basement Yard show, the line was so long to check into your hotel. And I don't know if you guys have seen this,

but there's a kiosk check-in. And literally I went there, you put in your name, it's like, do you want to check in early? Extra 15 bucks, hit the button, room ready, go to your room. It's like, what the hell is this future? It was bananas. You ever see that? No.

I haven't seen that. The line was at least an hour and a half long. And no one was going to these kiosks. I'm like, oh, well, I don't know what this is. So I had someone wait in line. And I went to the kiosk. Pays to be aware. Pays to look around.

Don't get in line. I love a kiosk, honestly, in all things. I want more kiosks. Yeah, I agree. Couldn't rob from this one, though. Oh, we can't talk about robbing either. Oh, you brought it up. I did.

Were you planning on robbing? Well, you know, self-checkout. We went through this a little bit. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a kiosk, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Kiosk at the movie theater, we used to try to do that and sneak into the movie. Only worked half the time.

You would expect it to work more. Yeah. Kiosk at the airport changes the game. You can't steal from that one. Changes the game. Wait, why do you have to even go to a kiosk at an airport anymore? If you check your bag. It's all on your phone.

No, to check your bag. Oh, check your bag. This guy flies no luggage. Yeah, I got rid of that check-in bag method a while ago. I know it's a little easier for a guy to do, but, like, I just got rid of that. Because, you know, the hell with fucking blow dryers and hair curlers. You don't know what you're doing. I don't need all that.

Yeah, I mean. I'm saying you don't need all that. Am I wrong? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm wrong? Girls don't pack big bags? Oh, I didn't know that. That was information that no one knew.

Nobody's saying you're wrong. Girls got big bags. No one denied it. And Jason has big bags. But Jason has to, like, massage his knees and shit. I got big bags. All right, I'm sorry. All right, let's get to a new Zara comment.

That was our rant. I want fries. Oh, my God. Did you hear Danny's, like, audible sexual moans? Yes. TikToker apologizes after being permabanned from New York City Marathon for cheating. I saw this. Basically, this guy's a content, a running content creator.

And he had a guy who was following him around on an electric bike on the marathon course, like, without permission, filming him. And that is dangerous because you can't be driving a bike through a marathon, of course. Oh, but he didn't cheat. Wait, but what's the cheating part? I don't think he actually cheated. You're not allowed to have people running with you that aren't registered for the race. This fucking clickbait, bro. Dexerto is fake news.

That is the craziest title. He didn't cheat. Matt Choi. Why does that sound so familiar? Is he popular on Instagram? He supposedly is one of the biggest running influencers. 400,000 followers. I see, I see.

It sounds familiar. And I think also the fact that the people following him were on bikes. Right. I mean, that's fine. I would think it's cheating if then, like, they handed him a water bottle at not one of those stations. Or he hopped on the pegs and let me ride pegs for the next mile. I think there's an overreaction, honestly. It banned for life.

It impacted people going for PBs, personal best. We blocked people from getting water. And with New York City Marathon being about everyone, I made it about myself, he said. Oh, this is what he said, literally? So they're saying it's cheating because he's – because of the bike blocking other people's performance. Look, I mean, I have no problem with him getting banned, nothing with that or anything. I'm just saying that this title, a little – you know, you read the title and you go, oh, yeah, clearly he, like, took a shortcut and took the subway. Well, there's different ways to cheat, baby.

He cheated by blocking people's access to the water bottles. Wait, who's the woman, Rosie, Rosie Bendez type in? Thought you were about to do Rosie Riveter. Rosie Riveter. No, yeah, yeah. Type in Rosie Riveter. Type in Rosie New York City Marathon. It's like the infamous, the infamous story about like Rosie Ruiz.

She took a subway, she took a subway stop to the end of the marathon and then just hopped back in and then like won. Did she place an insane time or was she realistic with it? You think she waited? She waited on the subway stairs. Like, okay, obviously I can't finish in an hour. We've got to wait at least two hours, three. This was in Boston? I thought this was in New York.

No, it said Boston Marathon. Dude, rest in peace. She only just died five years ago. Five years ago. She was announced as the winner of the women's division. So she didn't just try to cheat for a good time. She won. First of all, she succeeded.

I mean... It was 1980. She came out one mile before the finish line. Can you continue down, please? How'd she do this? So, yeah, I think in the post... It was a record time. And in the post-game interviews,

she really wasn't out of breath. She didn't look that tired, that sweaty. And I think everyone just kind of was like, well, what the fuck? This is bullshit. What's going on here? We knew that she had jumped in. We who knew what the marathon was, we got it.

She wasn't sweating enough. She had on a heavy shirt. She didn't know about running. That's true. If you're going to do all this cheating, throw some water on you. And I think they asked her about her pace and like, oh, what was your pace?

What were your lap times? What were this? and she didn't really know the right answers or what people would say. Now everybody has tracking chips, but I guess then they didn't, and it said Ruiz did not show up on any of the videotape or 10,000 photographs

taken along the first 25 miles of the course. That's awesome. She also could not identify landmarks she would have passed on the course. Brother, you don't even take the lap. What a lazy way to cheat. You don't have anything going on here. It took eight days to strip the title, though,

So technically, she was champ for eight days. Rosie Ruiz. Wait, it was never established how Ruiz got to Kenmore Square, but the ensuing investigation showed she took the subway during the 1979 marathon to obtain her qualifying time for Boston. So she did it twice. And she got away with it. And she got away with it on the first one.

And it allowed her to qualify for the Boston one. So it was just greed. Rosie got greed. The BAA declined to comment on her death. What are they going to say? Hope that cheater rots. Honestly, that makes me think they had something to do with it. Speak to my lawyers, please.

Yeah, yeah. Do you have anything about Rosie's death? Like, no comment. It's like, what does that mean? Let's look into that. It must be weird being, like, notorious cheater forever. Oh, my goodness. And then she was arrested in New York in charges of stealing $60,000 in cash and checks from her employer.

And then a year later, sentenced to three years for cocaine trafficking. Yo, they need to write a book about her. She's just a schemer. She's a bit of a schemer for sure. They need to make some exaggerated movie about this, and I'd watch it. Get Ben Affleck in there. It'd be like a Breaking Bad type thing, I think.

I think Ben Affleck should play her. Yeah, me too. Speaking back of the TikToker runners things, have you guys... Oh, sorry. Botched that one. Have you guys seen the people who will, I don't know,

eat 15,000 calories of Chipotle burritos and then run until they burn 15,000 calories? Yes. Do you believe that at all? Yes, I have seen that. There's some guy that eats a big cake or is like, I'm going to eat this whole carrot cake and then I'm going to go for a 70-mile run.

It's like, okay. Yeah, I believe it. I think that might be another TikTok cheater, man. I don't know. I mean, I have no way of proving it. I'm not watching this. Does it happen right after? Or is it like, I ate a cake yesterday

and now I'm going to burn that many calories tomorrow? Can we watch one, Jason? It's right after. That's a good question. be like oh yeah let's see let's see this look up and it'll hold around like 30 35 miles or some shit this is gonna be the greatest thing just zoom in on this search bar ultra marathon runners scare me tiktok calories look up i don't fucking know actually there you go eats calories and run kiss my ass there you go all right let's watch well i believe this you're making it seem like

it's 15 000 calories well i don't know 550 calories i'm big man running again i don't This is one jar of peanut butter. I don't think this is his most daring feat. We don't need the volume. Just skip through it. He eats it. He eats it. 4,500.

This itself is psychotic. First of all, Jif is ass. There's nothing wrong with Jif. Wait, what? There's nothing wrong with Jif. Jif is peanut butter for dogs. What do you get? Jif is peanut butter that you put your dog's pill inside of.

What do you get, Skippy? Yeah. Okay, that's fine. I like Skippy. No, Skippy is better. I thought he was going to say Peter Pan or something. oh my god so you think this is fake i'm sorry i just don't know i'm not saying it's fake i am saying i'm skeptical i'm a skeptic i i thought whenever i see it whenever i see any tiktok

video about anything i'm skeptical that's fine but i was imagining you know oh i'm gonna eat 17 burritos that are 20 000 calories and then run a marathon that's what you made it seem like if it's if it's you know i'm gonna have a meal and then go run it off it's like all right again Jason did not Jason picked a jar of peanut butter wait damn wait hold on

no no Jason how many miles do you have to run to burn that so many calories is he about to run a marathon here probably more

probably 30 yeah skip ahead skip ahead 24 so he is running a marathon damn so does he look like

he ran 30 right now now I don't believe it okay this is what I think is happening I think that he is educating how long

it would take to burn that off I mean he is showing the fucking is that Strava or whatever whatever the app is called. That looks like maybe Strava, yeah.

There's not a drop of sweat on him, brother. It looks like he took the subway to the finish line. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. He Rosie Ruiz-ed. 11,000. Let's do 11,000. What is that, doubled?

60 miles? He's running 60 miles? Do the one that says 11,000. That's a lot of Oreos. Oh, my God. I would love to eat. Is that how many? No, that is not how many Oreos are one pack of Oreos.

That's not one. Brother, one pack of Oreos. I've never looked at a pack of Oreos. One pack of Oreos isn't 11,000 calories. Have you ever looked at a pack of Oreos? Has it ever looked like that to you? That's why I was shocked. They're just sideways, but.

All right, so. Yeah, I just. Brother, that shirt is gray. And unless this is the greatest run I've ever seen in my life. Oh, it's different days. This one's different days because it's 60 miles. The other one was the same shirt the whole time. Let's see.

Also, is this the biggest parking lot that's ever existed? He's just running back and forth in a barking lot the whole time. I'm glad that obese coconuts clarify that that much sugar can't be good for you. I mean, they're not wrong. 45 miles. I mean, you know what's easier to do? Not this. Just don't eat.

How many miles would we have to have run after the Reese's thing? Probably not that many, right? Well, the whole thing, right, we talked about was 15,000 calories or 45,000? I think it was 45, but that was for the 1,000, which we had no way. For 1,000, which you guys didn't even crack a smile at. So 100 would be 4,500 then. So, yeah. So, what, a marathon?

We got to, like, maybe 3,000, 3,500. 3,500, you have to run two-thirds of a marathon? Quick maths? We just glossed over this. Choi is the first marathon runner to gain attention. far from the first marathon runner to gain attention back in 2023 a Boston Marathon participant went viral after a video of him appearing

to poop in a stranger's yard was posted to TikTok wait can I preface this you'd be astonished the amount of people who took the pooper side in this it was insane well they were all runners probably yes

doesn't make sense still to me but didn't that one guy that like I'm gonna wake up and delete spreadsheets remember that guy he like just shit himself during a marathon and everybody was like yeah you go i'm i think a lot of people shit themselves yeah i think it's common i don't yeah but then not as many people like make tiktoks about it and showing it off but yeah is it common to poop during marathons it's also your nipples bleed too that's the thing yeah nipples do bleed i think they say when your brain runs out of endorphins the friction baby

you ever friction you ever you ever friction this guy has no friction is it common for marathon runners yes it is normal to have the urge to poop while running and it's called runner's trot runner's trot look look up davis clark marathon poop oh i get it so it's i had some runner's trot yesterday but i wasn't running at all yeah jt was just using danny's toothbrush so what is this what am i looking at uh this is a guy who's like popular on social media and he pooped his pants and you can very clearly see it in one of the pictures.

He's like a very American psycho kind of guy. Can we get a close up on that? Oh my god. I gave it $2.56 Boston Marathon. That's a great time. I gave it everything for the people, even shit my pants, to go

as hard as possible, barely trained, but locked in. Bad day to be a bidet someone said. It says your body shits itself when it thinks you're going to die. Look at the professional picture. Oh, my gosh. Merry Christmas, dude. Danny is loving it.

Good for him, though. There's no shit in that one, I don't think. Oh, yes, there is. I lied. No, there is. It's coming down. He looks like every step, it looks like he's shitting himself. Dude, to be fair, I mean, look, that is actually an insane time.

That's a shit yourself time. For anyone who's not a professional runner, that's an insane time. Yes, that is a shit yourself time. Yeah, David Goggins, his wife. I respect it. Yeah, no, I respect that. This guy is weird, though. But also, if you did that, don't continue talking to me.

Go home. And don't make a TikTok about it. Yeah, like, go home. Or, like, make a TikTok from the top half. No, no, he's proud. That's his victory. First of all, looks like what came out of it? It looks like he's bleeding.

He has to go to the hospital. God, that definitely doesn't smell good, huh? Honestly, if you go to the original post, I might be one of the likes on it. I remember seeing this. We're not logged in, so. Just one of many things that I share in common with these elite athletes. So many things.

One of many things, yes. To be fair, it's literally not that different. I think Danny, you know, we'll put it on this tombstone. He accomplished something. Hold on. Jason, yeah, competitive eating is athletic. Danny was on it. It is.

Also, I would say convincing people that you didn't shoot yourself is harder than running a marathon. I really believe that. Not if JT is on your side. Convincing people you didn't shoot yourself when the whole house and yourself smells like shit. Yeah. It might be harder, yeah. Are we far enough away where we can't do it now? Because I know way more people who have run a marathon than have done that.

True. We can't do it now, but are we far enough away where we could retell that story for the new people? Are we not far enough? I think we've already told it twice. yeah honestly I'm never telling it ever again

I don't believe him go back and find it we could we could figure a way out to do it someone put in the comments what episode and timestamp it is

yeah I actually know which one the first one was the first what it was with Slouch and Chenzo you told it

when two new people were on that was like the day after oh my goodness that'll do it yeah yeah but then

oh and then we said it again because we need a JT there yeah find that and also that was like a year ago I think we're a year ago. When you told the second time.

Because I was here. No, no, no. Then that's the third time. No, no, we've told this story many times. I just want all the new people to know. But no, yeah, obviously not a runner, but I think without training, 256 is like a psychotic time.

Well, he definitely trained. He said barely. I know he was trying to get off it, but I could have swore he was going to say, I know 256 is a good time, but I think I can also shit myself. I thought he was going to say, We would have all agreed.

Oh, yeah, for sure. Barely training? No, he did good. Good on you. Good on you, Davis. Good on you, Davis. And I think we're good here, boys. Yeah.

I think we're good. Jason has a little bit of pop-ups to do. It's all right. Jason, he loves doing it. Don't fuck yourself. There it is. And that's a curse in the curse jar. JT, tell them where to find you.

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