Picky Boys Podcast - Is It Too Early For Christmas!?! - Picky Boys Podcast #399

Episode Date: November 2, 2025

Join Patreon For 2 EXTRA VIDEOS A week! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys In today's podcast, Antonio, JT, and Danny discuss which holidays are in the “holiday season”, what is defined as a christmas song, the best cookies of all time, allowing batman to beat you up for $150 K, and if you should wear your glasses at your wedding! Shop Picky Boys Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/ T

3, 2, 1, recording. You're not supposed to say 1. How many times? I'm the one fucking editing. 3, 2... Beat him up. Jason, honestly, Jason, I want to see you beat the shit out of him. I'm just saying, you're not supposed to say 1.

This is the industry standard. Industry. I'm saying industry. Industry. The industry standard. We also don't have a clapboard. You don't need a clapboard. So that's for different things.

That's for something that has multiple takes. I'll use your ass for the clapboard. Color grading. Love that. Welcome back to the Picky Boys, everybody, by the way. Welcome back. Might as well leave all that in. Jason clapping Danny's juicy cheeks.

Okay. Wow. I mean, I'll take it. You'll take it? I'll take the adjective. Oh, I heard him say he'll take it, and I thought he was still going. He'll take the clapping. Yeah, of the cheeks.

I didn't say that. I said I'll take the adjective of juicy. For what? My cheeks. That Jason happened to be... That Jason wished he could clap. I'd say my cheeks are too big for Jason. Stop.

No, no, no, keep going. It's not a Patreon. Welcome back to the Picking Voice Podcast. We already did that. Yeah, but I think you start with a nice good one. You can't just erase what just happened. No, no, they saw it all. What was said.

Halloween in the past. In the past. That's very true. It's Christmas time now. I'm calling it early. You're skipping the turkey? I'm skipping the turkey. It's now been wrapped up into Thanksgiving.

anyway and into christmas anyway all of these all the stores already have christmas stuff on i'll be hearing christmas music in a week and a half so thanksgiving is now officially part of the christmas season the holiday season god bless you jt oh thank you i was trying to do it so that no one would notice but now you've addressed it and now they all know i sneeze yeah but if he left it on you and they watch you sneeze and i didn't say bless you then i would have got yelled at and i would have had to give the rats all their cheese that's true do you not agree with that take what was it take sorry can you repeat that thanks i'm kidding i heard it it's part of the holiday season um i don't think so i don't like how the holiday season's encroaching because new year's is also

part of it so how far is it expanding oh yeah it is yeah it is new year's is part of what holiday season no it's not it's seven days after you can't tell me two months before is part of it and because he's saying that november 1st is part of it but nobody's wearing a santa hat yeah anything before anything before it could be a part of it but once it's done it's done no no no no because here's why it is because there is christmas music right and that'll stop being played after christmas maybe they might play the next day 26 but they're still playing like winter music it's a winter wonderland stuff that doesn't address christmas itself they're still playing all that music so half the music stops being played half of it's still being played play winter wonderland

Oh, Walking in a Winter Wonderland? I don't believe so. I don't believe they do. Oh my gosh. Yes, they do. Do they play Frosty the Snowman? Yeah. Why would they play Frosty the Snowman?

Because that's not Christmas. That's not Christmas. It's about a snowman. I don't know about this one specifically. So they play one Christmas song? No, no, no. Anything, any Christmas song, or sorry, any winter song doesn't mention Christmas, they'll play it after Christmas.

Do they play Silver Bells? Is that like religious connotations? I don't know. They don't play Christmas music after Christmas. It's not Christmas music. It's winter music. No, no, that's Christmas music. It's holiday music.

Walking in a winter wonderland. They don't play that after Christmas. Sleigh bells ring. Are you listening? It sounds like Christmas. Ding-a-ling. Wait, that's Christmas. Sleigh bells is Christmas.

All right, maybe not that song. My point is, they're going to play winter songs after Christmas. You're just making this up. You guys are going to make me do what I hate, which is listen to the radio so I can prove you wrong. You can't name one winter song that exists or that plays after Christmas. baby is cold outside that's Christmas that's cancelled

wait wait wait Jason Poulter lyrics to that no it's it's it's there's something in this drink oh wait what's going on outside it's Christmas

it's Christmas despite this being a strange example that's definitely that counts I know apparently that song has a lot of bad things

but I'll jump in this water that's the best song I'll say it that's the best song no the best song I think Michael Buble just crossed that line got rid of it

got rid of it revisionist the best song is definitely Paul McCartney simply having a wonderful christmas time i'll jump in this pot that song sucks okay that song's not as good as baby it's cold outside and i'll tell you what you didn't have to say it sucked just to say your song's better no no not only is my song better that song sucks and on top of that all of the songs we've named just now still christmas haven't named one winter song just

saying i don't know that winter i don't believe in winter songs jason can you look up what a winter song is, and I'll tell you what, they're all going to be Christmas. Not everyone subscribes to Jesus Christ, man. I'm not saying that either. That's one of the Game of Thrones books, I think, a winter song. He's making a goo-goo ha-ha. These songs are not great.

California Dreamin'. I've never heard of any of these. It's Winds of Winter. California Dreamin' is a You guys don't listen to the White Winter Hymnal? Because he's thinking of dreaming of California on a winter day. California Dreamin' Yeah, that's lame as shit. Also, JT, all these songs suck also i think oh let it go let it snow boom that's one bro let it snow is christmas no it's

not it's winter i know but it's but like it's christmas it doesn't play they're gonna play it on the 26th all right that's my bet i'll be honest let it snow by dean martin that's a good grab that we gave you you didn't give me shit i took i had to extend no we just gave it to you and on top of that that song will not play what are you talking about this is one of the most famous winter songs Do they, does, does, does it say anything? Wait, wait, can you pull up the lyrics? Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Can you pull up the lyrics to Let It Snow, please?

Because now I need to know if this is a, if it says anything, if it says Old St. Nick or something, I swear to God. Okay. I show signs of stopping. I brought some corn for popping. All the way home, I'll be warm. Yeah, yeah. If you hold me tight.

Honestly, the song's really good, too. It's very, very good. All the weather outside is frightful. Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down, scroll down. Let's go, let's get to the bridge. That's it. When we finally kiss. gonna nothing christmas just snow song okay but but this is christmas though well like i'm saying

this isn't gonna play after christmas yes it is gonna play yes it might play on december 26th but that's just because like remnant christmas parties all right it's not 27th it's not playing close to new year's also this is also this is this is track seven on jingle bells the album by dean martin bitch we got him this is this is the album oh wait no i mean jingle bell jingle Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock. Is that a... Jingle Bell Rock? Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.

No, that's Jingle Bells. What did I say? No, you're saying Jingle Bells. He's talking about Jingle Bell Rock. No, that's Jingle Bells. No. Yeah. Yes.

No. I disagree with whatever Danny's saying. No, he's talking about Jingle Bell Rock. I don't think there's anything Christmas in Jingle Bells either. Are you crazy? They're not talking about Santa in the one-horse open sleigh. They're talking about, like, going through Central Park or something. No, they are not.

No, they are not. In a one-horse open sleigh. totally what does Santa have horses no that's a good point Santa doesn't have horses you idiots

dude maybe they just didn't know who it was idiots you think Rudolph's a horse daddy is that what you're trying to tell me right now oh right there

outro come on prancer and dancer come on get out of here fuck you fuck you fuck you JT that's the name of the horses fuck you JT

dude this is an outro it doesn't even count as part of the song bro it's part of the song that's just something he murmurs at the end I have to listen to it on the goddamn album

that means it's a song if it's part of it it's the goddamn song because there's also interludes and intros that I hate as well and they're part of the song I am telling you guys

December 27th these songs are gonna play and I'm gonna make a bet and I'm gonna have to listen to the fucking radio which is just the worst to prove you guys wrong

I like the radio a lot but December 30th will they play then? whoa you won't give me December 27th now no I'm just asking I'm just trying to see

how far the holiday season extends yeah 100% December 30th they're playing JT December 31st New Year's Eve

they're playing holiday music JT you've been on this planet for quite a bit time i have you've never heard any of these songs played after december 25th no 100 they do not the christmas ones that's my point the the the wintry ones that are not christmasy will play after 20 after the 25th man let it snow might be the best one which is which is all goes back to my part of my argument which is that the holiday season does extend past the 25th a bit it does not but can you

can you look up the best christmas songs list because we should have ranked them but like because Let It Snow might be the best one now that I'm thinking about it. It's a good one, and it doesn't even mention Christmas, by the way. Last Christmas is so good, too. Oh, that's a good song. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. Maybe we'll rank these in December, but I just want to look. Feliz Navidad.

Let's not actually, because I guess we'll do this actually near Christmas. Yeah, we're jumping the gun on this. I know I'm wearing a Santa hat. You are wearing a Santa hat, which is crazy. It was kind of just to stoke this argument. Oh, what about Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree? The thing is, we're going to have to do some kind of tier list, Because there's a tier list for bangers

And then there's a tier list for like Nice songs that are good still You know Because I'll be honest I know you're gonna This will be a spoiler Then we'll get off it Because we should do this

But all I want for Christmas is you Shouldn't be that high That's ridiculous It shouldn't be that high It's a modern classic It's got everything It's got everything It's romantic

It's catchy It's poppy It's not everything It's overplayed And it's just not as good as the other ones You can play one note from that song And I can tell you what it is I'll know it immediately

It's just those bells in the beginning Amazing It's literally a song that's got everything I don't know what you're talking about It's a modern classic If you say modern classic one more time All of these other songs They're sung by a bunch of different people

Michael Buble, Bing Crosby They're sung and re-sung because they're so old Mariah Carey made a new banger That is in every single Christmas list He's right It's modern classic It's a modern classic. I swear to God.

I'm not saying it doesn't deserve flowers. It's just S tier. I don't know. Maybe A. Maybe high A. There's a few other modern ones that are pretty good that I think will stand the test of times. Like what? Kelly Clarkson has a good one.

What's hers? Yep. Stood the test of no time. Zero. Zero. It didn't stand anything. What is it? God, that song sucks.

Can you sing any part? Was that part of it? A screeching tire? sing any part of it are you saying words you said mistletoe no no no I need you to do it

because it's such a timeless classic once I hear it I get right into it I think you just sung mistletoe by Justin Bieber oh that's a good one too it's alright there's a good Kelly Clarkson one why are you purring like a cat can you just say a word from it and maybe i'll help unwrap unwrap the present unwrap you found me under the tree what

i'm telling you it's good it's good it's good jason you gotta you gotta take my word on this one look up this timeless kelly clarkson uh christmas song that danny seems to be fervoring over this may be a modern classic as well underneath the christmas tree yes underneath the tree oh my god yes underneath the tree what words are you singing how's it going you're here yeah it's good it's good 1950s show tunes it's all right i don't know i still don't know this I don't know which part. I don't know where you are. I was going to try to help.

Start from the top. Oh, did you? Alone on Christmas Day. Presents, what a beautiful sight. I don't know how to sing that one. Don't mean a thing if you ain't hold me tight. I think we went into the chorus too fast. Did we?

Oh, yeah, we're at the chorus. Wait, Jason, there's no way. The chorus needs to be. Wait, so the chorus is first and then verse one? You're all that I need underneath the tree. Oh, so good. Danny, not happening. I'm telling you, this is going to be a modern classic.

You know what? I think out of all the ones we named, this one's most likely to play December 27th because it's the same as all the other ones. It's the same as all the other ones. This one's literally about Christmas. Either way. All right. Well, sorry for that Christmas rant.

Sorry. I haven't even sniffed a turkey yet. That's true. That's true. I haven't even sniffed a turkey. Honestly, I have probably on this podcast said before that I hate people who celebrate Christmas before Thanksgiving. Danny, you've said that.

Obviously, you've said that. Danny. It goes against what you say now. So, obviously, you've said that. But listen, you gotta Sometimes, if you can't beat them, join them You know what I'm saying? I could not beat them

Because I saw a Christmas tree in Target Yesterday It's not even Halloween yet Well, Pete, you gotta get your tree Oh, you know what's the worst? Now, Black Friday extends Into the day before Thanksgiving Oh my god, awful

This is corporate greed Ruining our holidays It's corporate greed and it's American greed combined Because look, they wouldn't do it if no one showed up You're ruining Thanksgiving itself Let us eat with our families Break bread And then let us trample each other to death

Over a big screen TV And break bones Let us do that Why are you trying to encroach on the pie eating You had it so good And then you used a giant word like encroach No one knows what that means No one knows what that means

This guy's watching too much football You saw him throw the flag Yeah I saw him throw the flag But it is also Thanksgiving season Which means it's Thanksgiving sandwich season You fuck with a Thanksgiving sandwich? Gobbler Only you do this

Oh so good Only you do this Nah cause they put cranberry sauce all over it Yeah That sucks Yeah I don't want fruit on my sandwich honestly No no

Cranberries aren't a fruit Cranberry Cranberry sauce with the whole cranberries Totally agree with you Yeah yeah That's fruit I want gelatinized, canned cranberry jelly. That's the shit.

Give me Chipotle mayo, man. That's it. Oh, my God. You got to expand your horizons for holidays. I don't have to expand anything, frankly. And I'm offended that you're asking me to expand. Well, at least he acts politely. Yeah, well.

No, actually, no, he didn't. He didn't. You were very rude about it. By the way, I'm a Chipotle mayo blower. You're the Chipotle mayor. He's the Chipotle mayor. I'm the Chipotle mayor. She's the mayor of Chipotle town.

I'm the mayor of Chipotle town, and I love Chipotle mayo, don't get me wrong. It works on almost every savory food, almost every savory food. If this sandwich is that good, why don't you eat it year-round? Because sometimes that's not how things work. Oh, your taste buds are different. No, it's just some things are saved for a specific time. Yeah, to be fair, I like the Christmas sugar cookies with the reindeer on them. I don't get them in July.

Sometimes things are just holiday. I don't know what cookies you're referring to. Are you talking about the ones they sell at the grocery store that are really, really, really, really, really good? How do you not know? Can we see these, Jason? Do you know anything? It's the one with the reindeer and the tree is on them. Come on.

And sometimes there's like a snowman. A Santa. Santa. I need to see what you're talking about. Because I think, if I think I know what you're talking about, then I agree. It's actually not any of these. No, it's not any of these. No, it's not any of these.

Type in. No, you like bake them. Those, those, those. Jason, top left and then over to the right one. No, not those. Those suck. Those are fucking... Top left.

Dude, the left is your other side, you goose. Top left over to the right one. Bro, the second one to the left. Goodness gracious. Oh my god. Yes. Those are the Stop and Shop cookies. Those are good.

No, no, no. Those suck. That's not what we're talking about. Those are tremendous. Dude, why'd you type in Christmas sugar cookies? Sugar cookies with a tree on it. Oh, you wanted more. Or Pillsbury.

Type in Pillsbury. Yeah, yeah, there you go. There's trees fucking everywhere. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. That cookie is a tree. My cookies have trees on them.

Pillsbury. Holy shit. I got to flip out. You guys are asking too much. It's not a cookie that looks like a tree. It's a cookie with a tree on it. There you go. There you go.

To the left all the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're delicious. Oh, those suck. No, those aren't them. Click that. Click that one. That one.

The Pillsbury one. No, it's this. It's this. I think those are that. No, they're not. They might be. No, they're not. No, no.

No, those are baked cookies. I'm talking about these. Yeah, yeah. I'm talking about these. These are the best cookies that anyone's ever made in their life. It's very true. I don't... I have a grape.

They're timely. I have a grape. I don't like how long it took us to get to this cookie. Apparently, it's not that good, then. No one knows what you're talking about. Danny was talking about something else. No, no, no. I'm talking about these.

No, beforehand, you went, oh, those are the ones I was talking about. Well, I just thought, because those are probably a remake of those cookies. No, no. Look how similar they are. Dude, those are just baked cookies with those designs on them. I know, but I wouldn't even begin to know how you could put a design onto a baked cookie without icing. Like, how do you do that? Very impressive.

Fantastic question. It's a great question. I don't know. I'm not a baker. I think you've got to roll the dough with the design inside and then slice. I think you use some kind of stamp. Click the cookie to the left. That just looks like it's on top.

Oh, no. Those look baked. You know, go to the right, and we're going to start seeing advanced science. Look at this. That's the good sugar cookie baked into a chocolate chip cookie. Fuck me. I mean, that looks pretty good. That looks really good.

I don't know why. It does look good. Bend me over and call me Sally. But you see, look, the Pillsbury tried to put those good cookies into Halloween. No one wants them during Halloween. Yeah, no, you don't do cookies on Halloween. It's like Peeps tries to do Christmas Peeps. Stick to Easter, buddy.

You could do Christmas Peeps. No, you cannot do Christmas Peeps. You could do Christmas Peeps. You definitely can't do any other Peep, but you could do Christmas Peeps. Do they make Halloween Peeps? Definitely make Halloween Peeps. They make Peeps for Fourth of July. They make Peeps for Labor Day, Memorial Day.

They make Peeps for... I think I saw Martin Luther King Day Peeps. They make Peeps for everything. Yeah. They got canceled for that one, obviously. Yeah. Yeah, no, but honestly, I don't even want Peeps on Easter, So keep them away from me.

They do suck. All right. That's enough ranting, I guess. Jason, you got a question or something for us? I do. Oh, yeah. Jason question. I almost just burped into your pretty little ear.

You do that a lot. I do. I just cut the mic quite a bit. I'm a little burpy boy. Like Rick and Rick and Morty. I think Danny's just jealous. Yeah. I am jealous.

I'm not hiding that. Danny's stomach earlier. I don't know if he's hungry, but I genuinely thought it was an airplane outside. I'm not joking. What was that? It was a solid 10 seconds. I was going to say, I don't know if I talked about it on here, but there was a time me and Danny were sitting on the couch,

and his stomach was going on for so long that I finally noticed it after five seconds. Me and Danny locked eyes and just looked at each other silently for 15 seconds while his stomach would just make noises. It's the echo and reverberate through the caverns of my tummy. Oh, man, that was so beautifully said, but I hated it. I found something online, but I'm kind of remixing it a little bit. Fucking DJ over here.

This doesn't give you a reward. Jason, maybe I don't need a reward. Maybe it's just doing it. It's nice. So here's the deal. You're going to get $150,000 a year, but every time you commit a crime, Batman shows up and beats you up.

Oh, my God. So was the original question this with no reward? Yes. Just if I jaywalk, I get beat up by Batman? Okay. And what's the question aspect? The original or for me? The original.

I would like to know the original answer. There isn't. So it's not a question. It's a statement. It just says for every crime you commit, Batman... I think it's just a situation you're in now. Okay. All right.

Thank you. All right. So we'll do the 150K thing, and you're asking if we'll take it. So anytime you jaywalk... So if I jaywalk, he pops out of nowhere and beats the shit out of me? Or doesn't he only really work at night time That's a good point I mean probably

If you're doing something bad bad He comes out there in the day Yeah but I'm not robbing a bank I'm walking across the street The thing is you know notoriously He doesn't kill people But he does beat them to a pulp And paralyze them for life

Yeah definitely changes their life forever Yeah Do you think that he kind of beats them So that the consequences fit the crime or no i don't like i think he'll just smack me around for jaywalking i don't think he's gonna paralyze me yeah okay so the severity of the crime is how bad of the beating you get i think that's fair wait does that mean every time i like cut like roll through a stop sign he pulls me out of my car beats me up 100 traffic infractions are definitely crime so if i speed

over the limit i'm getting batmobile oh yeah you go you go 56 i don't want to do that at all Yeah, this is not worth it. You get $150,000, you don't have to work. You just have to follow the law. No one follows the law. If I don't have to work, I'm going to be much more inclined to break the law. That's a fact. I agree with this.

What the hell just happened there? You have so much free time. When you have time, you break the law. That's right. What, are you just going to sit down and think, like, what laws can I break today? No, it's just, I'm not saying I would intentionally do it. It's just something that happens. Hey, you ever heard this?

Idle hands are the playthings of the devil. Whoa. Think about that for a second. Let that sink in. So now we're just making up sayings? That is a bar. I wish I made that up. I did not.

When you have nothing to do, that's when you get into trouble, man. Everyone knows this. You got to keep yourself busy. Keep yourself occupied. I've heard this. Oh, you. I actually have a question about what is, because you hear it all the time, what does jaywalking exactly mean?

Obviously. It's just not walking on a crosswalk at the appropriate time, I think. Yeah, so if you walk when there's not a blinking little guy, that's jaywalking. That's also jaywalking. If you cross diagonally, that's jaywalking. If you walk, like, let's say we walk outside our house right now, cross the street. That's jaywalking. So not on a crosswalk, that's jaywalking.

Yeah, even if the lights were red. That's the toughest one to follow, I think. So this really breaks it down even worse. It's the act of crossing a street illegally or carelessly. So you could just, like, be looking at your phone and crossing the street and technically that's jaywalking. Or, like, if you're walking across it with swagger, kind of, like, that's a crime. Yeah, or if you're a little too slow or a little too fast. Damn.

I can't do this Batman thing. That's crazy. Well, we get to meet Batman. I thought you, like, didn't you have, didn't you kiss Batman? I would love to meet Batman and kiss Batman, but I don't want him to punch me. Yeah, no, not under these circumstances. Batman knows, like, a hundred types of martial arts and has, like, ten PhDs. You know, I didn't know you were such a Batman fan.

I'm a Batman fan. Dude, he's a Batman fan. Who's your favorite? Who's my favorite Batman? He's a Christian Bale blower. Yeah, just the Christian Bales Batman movies are the best Batman movies, so I'll go with him. Oh, you said you wanted to kiss Batman.

I was trying to think which one. Oh, Robert Pattinson. Okay, yeah. So he's the more kissable one, but Christian Bale's the better Batman? Yes, he's the more kissable Batman. And Danny doesn't rate his Batman on the kissability of it?

Absolutely not. Right. Because then Ben Affleck would be at the... I think if Danny took this deal, he'd put on a gimp suit and go commit crimes on purpose. Oh, wow. What would his villain name be?

I would not do this. I don't want to be beat up by Batman. I don't commit that many crimes, but I commit like a fair share, I guess. So get him. Jason, we got him. Good question. Get him. So I'm going to say no to this because idle hands get jerked by the devil or something like that.

Idle hands jerk off the devil, yeah. Idle hands jerk off the devil. That's what they say. Oh. I feel like we talked about something similar because I'm wondering how public intoxication would work, I guess. that's also as soon as you leave a bar you're showing up dude if batman is waiting outside the bar for me like he's my op and we have to throw hands on site because i'm walking out of this bar that i'd be very upset i'd actually question him like don't you have something

better to do yeah 150k is also not nearly enough like a well-off salary is not nearly enough to deal with this dude doesn't come with insurance i'm gonna need top of the line insurance top of dental you're gonna teeth can be knocked out yeah it's honestly maybe you just wear protection but he's batman he can this could be a net negative loss now you're gonna have sex with him what are you talking about i was always the plan first no no danny's gonna wear a gimsu commit crimes and no i meant like i meant so he doesn't punch me not i mean i would i would hope that he would wear protection well now he's wearing protection I don't want him to go put a bat back in me.

All right. We got to do something else. Something else. Something else. Let's do bat back. Bat back. Okay. Just clarifying.

Something else. Something else it has to do. I didn't know this would happen from this question. You should have, honestly, once you read Batman. Dude, Danny said he'd bang anything. That's not true. You know, Danny's first kiss was a superhero. That is not true.

Danny's first kiss was Spider-Man. That is true. My first kiss was Spider-Man. Well, like one of the actors in Manhattan. he's one of the guys you put on the suit to take photos yeah i saw tom holland he's talking about the manhattan people who take a photo with you for five bucks do you think so lowly of danny it was his it was an inanimate object you freak you freak it was his doll that's more freaky we we did we did kiss upside down the mary jane style

Wait, you were Mary Jane? Well, yeah. I was an upside down. Danny Jane. Yeah, I was Danny Jane. Oh, wow. I heard. I think we just exploded the microphone.

If you want to hear more about that, go to patreon.com slash picky boys. It's actually the first podcast episode on Patreon. Is it really? Is about me kissing Batman. I mean, Spider-Man. He threw Batman in there, too. Episode two is about kissing Batman. Batman was the guy in Times Square.

Yes. And then a little bit of Luigi got in there. I can't believe you thought that Danny had kissed one of those photo people. You just thought Danny's first kiss was a random Times Square costumed man. Random hustler. Yeah, I don't know. What is wrong with you? How would that even almost happen?

Martin's giggling back there. Martin's absolutely giddy back there. $5 for a photo, $10 for a kiss. That's a good deal. That's a great deal. what deal on earth would that that's a great deal if they do it upside down that's a good deal oh that'd be sick do you imagine that should be one of their photo ops they offer i saw some guy do that at his wedding he he was he's walking down the aisle and he stops they stop and a rope drops

down and he gets on flips upside down on the rope and kisses her what do you think about that Cool or cringe? Cool or cringe? Don't ask me. Cool, cringe, or both? I mean, the answer is definitely both, but what are the percentages? So he didn't wear a harness. He pulled up himself and did it?

Yeah, a rope dropped down, and he held on and then flipped around. That part's impressive. I'll give him that. I saw the video. It was athletic and impressive. Okay, okay. I'll give him he's athletic and impressive, and that, unfortunately, is where I stop the accolades, because that might be the big loser to me.

So cool, cringe percentage. What do you got? 80-20. 80 cool. No. Oh, so you're going cringe cool. Oh, I was going cringe cool. Okay.

And the 20% is simply because that is a feat not many people can do, and that is impressive. I mean, he could have tried to do it and then fell down. Yeah, but he didn't. But he didn't. But that, what I'm saying, so I agree with you, that it is impressive that he just did it. Oh, I'm assuming he practiced, which is, even though he should have, is unfortunately dipping into the non-cool part. Oh, practice does make things less cool. Yeah.

You're right. Preparation? I feel like this is one of those things where they were talking about their wedding, and he was like, I don't care. You can do whatever you want. And the wife's like, well, I want you to be a part of it. And he's like, okay, I can have one thing, and this was his thing. And then she was like, oh.

Oh. Was he wearing a Spider-Man outfit? No. Was there a Spider-Man shirt underneath the thing, like a Superman thing, but it's Spider-Man? No. It's getting worse. Yeah, but everybody knew. Was the wife a redhead?

No. That's a good question. It's getting so much worse. Did the guy wear glasses? i don't know do you wear glasses you don't wear do you wear glasses at a wedding yeah like if you're the groom i mean obviously yeah you do okay what if you need i don't want to be to see because then you're gonna have your wedding photos all around forever i want to be seen how i'm seen that's fair no that's totally fair i was just wondering if that's something that

people try to i not avoid i'm sorry i don't want to do this every time are you bringing We're almost at the end. Are you bringing it morbid again? If I were to die, I would want to be viewed and waked in my glasses. Would that be weird? Yeah, same. No, it's not weird, but we're right there. We're right there.

How did you sneak it in? We see the light? We see the tunnel. Don't go towards the light. At least you'll have your glasses on. You can see it. Well, listen. I've said a bunch of things about my death on this podcast, and I want everyone to be followed.

All of the things I say. so barry with i want everyone to be followed i'm saying like every one of the rules that i've laid out for when i die i hate to break it to you danny you don't have a say well of course he has essentially laid out a will on this podcast over the course of 400 episodes it's a living will didn't he say he wants flip-flops on or something no what i think he said he wanted to want sweat pants on i think he said he wanted to be crotchless too no i didn't say crotch don't worry danny we'll do it all for you i did say you can do like a suit top and then usually the bottom half's closed so put sweatpants put sweatpants on you actually pretty smart you want you want party and business

or just wake me in you keep you keep saying that and it sounds like it sounds like you're making your dad it sounds like oh yeah when it's done wake me up wake me up when it's done no uh no during the wake put me in the suit and then before you close it put me in a sweatsuit it's all about comfort throw me in the Danny I'm not changing your well I'm not asking you to do it But as the funeral director, that freak. Whoa. He's the one that would do it for you. Or she.

Or she. I mean, you're going to sit here and say a mortician isn't a little freaky? It's a little freaky. Also because I know someone. Gabby actually wanted to be a mortician. She's a little. Oh. What?

Wait, what do you mean by freaky? No. No, not like that. Oh. But just like, you know, when you're alone. I don't know. When you're alone. When you're with the body, you know, you poke and prod.

I'm like, oh, look at this. Oh, my God. I take back anything I said about Gabby. I'm not saying that. I didn't know you meant that. I'm saying I feel like a mortician's hand is not to be trusted. What is going on here? When you said freak, you meant like freak in the sheets.

Yeah, you did mean freak. No, no, no. That's what you meant. That's what you meant. I'm not saying. This is going. I'm not insinuating that they have any sexual stuff with the bodies. We don't do anything to the bodies, guys.

We don't do anything. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like, they definitely, like, Geppetto them a little bit in private. The word definitely was tossed way too loosely. Way too loosely. Like, they're never like, oh. You're saying they put on puppet shows. Yeah, I think they do a little bit of puppetry.

Just because you do that, I don't think they do that. So now we know for a fact, if Danny ever wanted to be a mortician, we can't let him do it. We absolutely could not let him do it. I couldn't do that job. You like puppets? Well, yes, but I don't like dead bodies. I can't. honestly jason how look up how much does a mortician make because this is a scenario in

itself oh you get 200k a year but you have to work with dead bodies well usually morticians own that's not true but a lot of morticians usually own the funeral home no it's just 58 as of may 2023 somebody's got these are always wrong but these are always wrong are there any morticians uh in the comments please uh explain to danny that you don't finger the bodies yes you did yes you did i said poke and prod with what yeah but if i poked and prod you you wouldn't say oh danny fingered me last night it depends it depends where you poke and where you prod it especially maybe okay so can you explain to danny that you don't finger bodies and the job is essential please also 43 000 in new york city they're living in the poverty line

in new york city well the national the nationwide is 40 000 for morticians and the new york is 43 yeah but the median jobs for a lot of things is uh around that because median is median's weird one wait which one is median the one where you just chop off like each side until you get to the middle yeah like that's not really fair either well they say it's more accurate because then you're not necessarily including like the billionaires who yeah but right but even in average throw off the averages i got you but even in averages you chop off the lowest and the highest anyway yeah you chop that off anyway baby either way now we're getting raps how um what the hell was that okay thank you everybody for being here we just actually hit 1400 patrons as we were

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We're doing it. We're going to have to camp in the cold. We are going to have to camp in the cold. I mean, the 31 days was kind of snuck up on us there, but we'll get there. It'll be in the cold, and then we're going to have to huddle like penguins. We're going to have to do an igloo situation. We could do an igloo. No, I'm not going to.

That's way too cold. I already don't want to go camping. And now the video, it's going to be a horrific thing that they're going to watch. The ground's already hard. As am I.