Picky Boys Podcast - Is This The End?...Danny Walks Out! - Picky Boys Podcast #262

Episode Date: February 5, 2023

On today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss skiing dogs, steamboat jingles, sports betting in the US, and the $10,000 debate! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Patreon - https:/.../www.patreon.com/pickyboys Merch - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys #262

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Starting point is 00:00:00 When you're ready. What? No, he's walking on the first walk. The first. Okay, spoilers. New York just gets, that's the premise of the podcast. That's minute one. I haven't seen it yet.
Starting point is 00:00:12 This is just a pro gambling podcast. We are. There's an upside, it's great. Well, yeah. And then he ratted himself out and I think they immediately fixed it. I was like, what do you do? Why can't people just have a good thing? I hope you remember the pain you felt every day.
Starting point is 00:00:25 I hope you remember that because it's all your fault. Anyway, let's come in. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. We're skiing down the slopes today on the Picky Boys podcast. There's no snow. You guys didn't get the memo? No. It's ski week.
Starting point is 00:00:42 You didn't get the memo until four seconds ago when you came down here. It's ski week. Can I snowboard? Is it actually? You can snowboard. Go get your snowboard. I don't have it. Well, we didn't get the memo.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Well, no one listens to the themes. I send out a daily memo, and no one gets my themes. You look really dumb in that. Well, that was just really rude. That's my theme. Honestly, people have been commenting that you have always, you never stopped bullying me since middle school. Continued to do it.
Starting point is 00:01:13 And somehow, for some reason, I'm in some kind of fucking, like, what is it called when you love your captor? You love me? I'm in your, I'm in a, what is it called? Stockholm? I'm in some kind of Stockholm syndrome. Stockholm Sweden. They don't see what happens off camera when you beat me.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Listen. They see it come out when you drink on some of the videos. Also, it undeniably looked cooler than you. In just every way, actually. This? Oh, this is fucking awesome. That looks cooler than, oh, no, not the picky merch. Oh, not the picky merch.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Yeah, that's right. I win this battle. This is cool. Choose a different Pokemon, bitch. This is cool. It's okay. And also, this is, I mean, I love picky merch, but where are the right picky merch? during the right seasons.
Starting point is 00:01:58 I like my horror. I'm a horror boy. Danny's way more seasonal than you are right now. That's true. That's true. Kind of. So go fuck yourself.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Jeez Louise. Still have not skied since the past ski week and the ski week before that and the ski week before that. You have not skied ever. You've never skied in your life. Yeah, I've never skied.
Starting point is 00:02:15 I just wasn't going to go back 20 times. Sure, you've never skied ever because you're just not good at things. Again, what a 180 that was. Already what a 180 that is. Why is that a 180?
Starting point is 00:02:28 You blew me yesterday on stream, or two days ago. Because you're not good at skiing? No. Why are you bouncing, by the way? Because you're not good at skiing. That's why you're bouncing? Yeah. Danny's exuberant with joy.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Wait, how is this a 180? This is ridiculous. No, I'm saying... You said he's not good at things. Oh, he's good at smash. Also, I'll smash you. I'm saying, if I picked up skis for like an hour, I'd be better than you. Oh, no way.
Starting point is 00:02:53 No. Oh, don't do this. Better than... Don't do this as in deny reality. Yeah, don't do this. If you both picked up skis at the same time, obviously you'd be better than Danny. Oh, it would take him like seven years. But Danny's been doing it for his whole life.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Yeah, Danny does a lot of things his whole life. No, first of all, Tony would hate skiing. You'd look embarrassing. You'd be pizza french fry-ing it out there. Pizza french fry. That's that and that. Yeah. I already know.
Starting point is 00:03:16 I already know things. You know what children know? That's important. There are children in like Denver, Colorado who are four years old who can ski better than you. That's better than me. That's probably true. Truly. Anyone who can get on a skateboard can skateboard better than me.
Starting point is 00:03:33 That's not true. Oh. I don't trust that skateboard. Anybody can get on a skateboard. Yeah, I don't trust it, though. You didn't even say they have to move. There are dogs that can skateboard. I'm sure some animals could probably do a lot of things better than me.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Oh, absolutely. Human-wise. I'm saying I've seen dogs ski. Can't do that. I've never seen dogs ski. You have seen a dog ski? Not with the balls. In cartoons?
Starting point is 00:03:59 No, like a, you know. No, you have not. Like a TikTok? Was each paw on one ski? So two paws were on one ski? Two paws were on one ski, two paws were on one ski. Antonio, you just made this up. You've never seen this.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Why can't I have seen this? You have never seen this. A dog ski? You've seen a dog skiing. No, not with my balls. You've seen a real dog skiing on the internet? I'm pretty sure. You made that up.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Why would I? Out of all the things on the internet, that's what's impossible? I mean, there is a skiing dog here. Suck my left ball. You can suck my right ball. What does it look like? Crusoe the wiener dog loves skiing. Don't laugh at wiener there.
Starting point is 00:04:43 This is from GoPro. Okay, he's getting fitted for his equipment. Yeah, look, he's picking out the rentals. We've got to send this to Jason. And he's skiing. He's skiing. Wait, is that snowboarding? Well, same thing.
Starting point is 00:04:53 I don't care. That's not skiing. That's not skiing. It's snowboarding. Hold on. It's one object. There's a person on the skis behind him. Oh, this is bullshit.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Antonio. No, he's not. That's not skiing. No, no, no. Okay. No, he's skiing. He's totally skiing right there. He's just standing.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Also. I mean, what is skiing besides standing fast? He looks awesome. I'll tell you that, dude. He looks so cool. Although, also, I know that is not the video you're talking about because you said that His two right legs were on one ski. I saw it a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:05:22 And his two left legs were on another ski. I saw it a long time ago. Also, JT picked up one. I'm sure there's countless dogs that ski. There were quite a few videos. I'm not going to lie. Thank you, JT. I'm astounded.
Starting point is 00:05:31 There are no skiing dogs. Yes, I'm telling you there are. I'm not saying they shred the fucking Narpal. I'm saying... Also, dogs can just run in snow. That's what... Snow dogs. Have you ever seen snow dogs?
Starting point is 00:05:45 I saw one take a poop while he was running the other day. Yeah, and people can run in the snow, too. It doesn't mean, why, some ski. It can, but it's really not efficient. Oh, no, no, it's not. As long as snow is below your knee, you can get some miles in. Yeah, I mean, you can run in the snow, but dogs can run well in the snow. They literally pull humans.
Starting point is 00:06:06 You know, around this time of year, I also watched the movie The Day After Tomorrow. You ever seen that? Yeah. It's with the big weather apocalypse. Okay, spoilers. New York just gets, that's the premise of the movie. That's minute one. I haven't seen it yet.
Starting point is 00:06:19 I was planning to watch it tomorrow. New York gets hit with this super, super ice negative 1,000 cold front that freezes everything every foot. That would be scary. Isn't it first the tsunami? Yeah. Well, it's all different parts of the world. Every world gets hit with something else, I think.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Every part of the world. Some places get blasted with heat. Yeah, I haven't seen it in a while. That's the worst kind of... People are just eating hot dogs and burning books in the library. I feel like that's a scary kind of apocalypse. Like a climate apocalypse? Yeah, because you can't...
Starting point is 00:06:46 what do you do? Dude, the temperature doesn't have to change that much for all of us to just die. Thank you, JT. Thank you for that fact. We're very fragile. Isn't it something... Go donate somewhere.
Starting point is 00:06:56 I don't know. Yeah, go donate something. Go donate something. Go... I don't know. Isn't it if the sun moves an inch closer to us? No, that's not true. People say that.
Starting point is 00:07:06 That's not true at all. So the sun could give us an inch and we'll be all right? The earth... How many inches does the sun have to come close for the earth to feel its wrath? I don't know, But the Earth doesn't rotate the sun in a perfect circle.
Starting point is 00:07:17 So it's not like we're always the same exact distance from the sun. We rotate in an ellipse. So we're like constantly changing distance from the sun. So at some point in that ellipse, it would be a problem. Yeah, I'm sure. There you go. That's true. I don't know where.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Well, not if it moved an inch. I thought, why? Well, he's saying that we constantly fluctuate between inches and probably miles, honestly. Right. But that's what we're used to. So if it goes one more inch, wouldn't that be a problem? I don't think so. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I don't know the figures. One more mile? All right. The minimum number where it would be a problem, what is it? I feel like when you're talking about space, inches is just not the game you're playing. Yeah, true. That's what I tell my wife. It's really not.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I am you guys talking about space. We've got to be thinking about light years. That's not right. How far is a light year? It's a light year. A light year is distance. Exactly. So how far is a light year in miles, let's say?
Starting point is 00:08:18 Take a guess. I had no fucking idea. Take a guess, Captain Question. Well, what is a light year first? Hold on, don't look it up. Immeasurable. No, I'm not. It's definitely measurable.
Starting point is 00:08:28 It's a light year. A light year refers to how far light can travel within a year, right? Yeah, yeah. So I would think hundreds of millions of miles. All right, so I'm going to ask you the question. How many miles do you think are in a light year? All right, let's do a little Price is Right action. Ugh, no.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Terrible. Four million and one. Wait, did you look it up already? I'm going to do it. No, no, no. Don't look it up. We'll take our guesses. Take the guess.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Whoever's closest gets to fuck the other two. I saw exponents, so I don't know the number yet. Oh, maybe it's billions. How many miles? I'll just look it up. I'll look it up. You two answer. All right.
Starting point is 00:09:06 You go first. I'm going to say it's a billion miles. I'm going to say it's 999 million miles. So you think it's a billion. So apparently it is light zips through interstellar space at 186,000 miles per second. Oh, God. Danny's got to be right then.
Starting point is 00:09:30 And therefore, 5.88 trillion miles per year. Jesus Christ. So a light year is 5.8 trillion miles. Yeah, good luck getting there, babe. Wow, that's crazy. And they want to make technology that can make us travel that? Impossible. We're not getting there.
Starting point is 00:09:50 We'll do it. We'll figure it out. We're humans. We always find a way. I mean, we're dead. Oh, yeah, we're dead. We won't figure it out. Someone will, though.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Oh, I don't think if we had a billion years, we're the ones figuring it out. No, no, no. I don't think we're figuring it out anyway. Maybe Danny. I don't think we're figuring it out. I think it'll be figured out by technology, and I think it'll be figured out quicker than you think. That can't be true. I mean, what's quicker than I think?
Starting point is 00:10:14 Instead of a billion years, we fix it in a million? Oh, I think in a couple thousand. Oh, okay. A couple thousand? Okay, a thousand is a lot of years. Yeah, but you said a billion. So I mean, I think it's even possible within a couple hundred. The way that technology exponentially grows and gets better
Starting point is 00:10:33 I mean, this is, you know This is just a natural evolution You know it's facts I don't think we're getting to light year in a couple hundred years Yeah, what if we just But what if like the VR, all that stuff And gets so good That anything we ever want in the universe
Starting point is 00:10:49 We could just have on our face So we stop trying to build That could be true That could happen as well We stop trying to leave Earth Because we have everything we ever need It's like a digital dark age or something Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:58 No, I mean, that's a great point. I'm not saying it will happen in the next couple hundred years, but a few hundred years is a long time. We did go to the moon in nine years. We went to the moon in nine years. A few hundred years ago, what year is it, 2023? That's fucking 1700s? That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:11:17 People still shitting in the streets. That's crazy. Do you think that they would ever think, like, when do you think we can text message each other? Maybe. They were like, this pigeon, I wish it was instant. When did they come out with the instant pigeon message? When did you think that was going to happen?
Starting point is 00:11:36 When did they think that was going to happen? Probably not for many, many years. They definitely didn't think, well, they didn't know what a screen was. They didn't know what TikTok was. That's what I'm saying. And I think and I believe in 2300, they'll look back on us and say, these guys didn't know anything. They're so dumb. They have this.
Starting point is 00:11:56 They have this. They have these phones. it wasn't just in their brains it's like they had millions of information at the palm of their hand and they danced it's like shit like that so I think that technology will rapidly
Starting point is 00:12:09 honestly outperform and outsmart us and eventually become our overlords but because we in this day and age know of all this technology and how that could advance we know that eventually space and light year travel
Starting point is 00:12:25 might be possible so in the 1700s when they were there what was their understanding that they were like oh this will be possible so like they had horses they're like oh I guess like cars did they have like steam powered machines back then or
Starting point is 00:12:39 unclear no one really knows it can be clear like a steam powered boat and shit I don't think so how Britain get here The mass influx of, what is it called, immigration happened way later than the country's founding.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Steam power, I'm going to go ahead on a limb here and say it's 1800s. Okay. Taking a shot in the dark. Steamboat Willie. Boom. It came out at Disney. Speaking of boom, a lot of steam-powered engines, when they first started, just exploded. Because of the steam?
Starting point is 00:13:20 Well, yeah, I mean, they're trying to contain, you know, like fire, essentially, and they just exploded. Yeah, I imagine a lot of... So then when did steampunk happen? Steampunk's never happened. When was that? That only happened in Burning Man. Do we know when that was?
Starting point is 00:13:34 That did not happen. Burning Man. Yeah, steampunk, that's a huge Burning Man thing. That was, you're saying Burning Man... The festival with Burning Man. Yeah, Burning Man. You're saying Burning Man invented steampunk? No, of course not.
Starting point is 00:13:44 But a lot of people go the steampunk route when they go to Burning Man. Steampunk, I think, is the future. But also somehow the past. When things go bad, it's like, oh, this is just what we have left. There's a gear that I'm going to put on my hat for some reason. Well, I never thought it was the future. I always thought it was kind of like... Segway?
Starting point is 00:14:02 Yeah, it was a segue. So when we were at the 1800s, we were like, Steam is the shit. And we just started making all these weird hats. So it's a timeline where we didn't go past Steam. Yeah, it's a timeline where we were like, okay, well, this is incredibly inefficient. But punk rock still stuck around. Yeah. We got the punk rock timeline.
Starting point is 00:14:20 we didn't get the steampunk timeline right right right we got the fuelpunk timeline there's also a timeline of steam rock which is I guess rock music played on a steamboat I don't know
Starting point is 00:14:37 sounds very humid you know steamboats steamboats essentially also have a musical instrument attached to it what the fuck does that mean what are you talking about Basically, on a steamboat, the way the pipes work of the steam, different steamboats have different whistles because there's steam.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Antonio, there's your grain of salt to take this with you. Thank you. Thank you. I guess because there's steam coming out of these valves. Every sentence, it sounds like he's making something. I know. And it's making a noise that's like a whistle. So when you hear a steamboat, a lot of steamboats will have whistles,
Starting point is 00:15:15 and a lot of steamboats also have like little jingles that they are playing. I swear to God, that they are playing with- Don't bring him into this. The tune of steam. It's like an organ kind of, but with steam. So you're saying that's how they, like the serial numbers on the boats
Starting point is 00:15:32 are just the difference? I mean, no, the boats are named, you know, I don't know. I'm sure there's another serial number, but a lot of steamboats have these jingles that they can play with their steam whistles. so that does that mean every train has that too uh well i mean a lot of trains have train horns steam trains like back then when it was oh i'm sure there must have been but this trains go up coal we really don't know but then why weren't there coal boats i mean isn't it
Starting point is 00:16:00 definitely were so then why but isn't a steam train just a coal dude i don't fucking know I thought steam-powered was coal. Oh, that's how they heat up the steam. That's how they make the steam. Yeah. Wait, so steam-powered and coal-powered is the same thing? Well, I have no idea about that. You got to leave this to the hats in Washington to figure out, all right?
Starting point is 00:16:25 All I know is that some of them have little jingles. That's the extent of my knowledge. That's how much Danny knows. That is all I know. I also know, for some reason, there's a lot of boat casinos. That's true. And there's a lot of laws. For example, in Missouri, there is still a law that if you have a casino,
Starting point is 00:16:44 the property has to be attached to a body of water, which makes no sense. It's so the casino can just get away if they need to. Well, again, they're building buildings still. The property just has to be attached to it. I don't know why. I mean, what body of water is close to Missouri? The Mississippi River. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:17:04 So the heads of the Mississippi River, whoever's in charge of that. The heads of the Mississippi River? Well, I mean, it's a long river. I don't know. There's nobody in charge of it. Well, my point is. It's all to flow east this day. My point is that's a gambling-free zone.
Starting point is 00:17:18 So DraftKings can't catch me? What are you saying? I don't know what sentence just came out of your mouth. All the words separately made sense, but together. You know how you go to Connecticut or Massachusetts, you can't gamble. So if I'm on the Mississippi River, I can't gamble. Also, that's not true as of yesterday. On fire.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Well, I was in Massachusetts before. Say that again. I was in Massachusetts before yesterday. So how about we relax? I know. I was in fucking the Patriots, Foxborough Stadium, where the Patriots play. And they have a DraftKings zone.
Starting point is 00:17:52 And you can't gamble there. I was like, what are you guys doing here? It's because soon it was going to be legalized, which happened to be yesterday. Or then probably by the time this is out. Oh, so they were gearing up for it. I guess so. Something's off to me about gambling at the stadium.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Like directly at the stadium. Why? I don't know. I feel like a lot of people there would be biased, obviously. And then that might affect the odds. No, it's DraftKings odds. I think the odds are still coming from Vegas. Yeah, it's still DraftKings, I think.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Fair enough. I'm sure the odds, I mean, if they really localize it, I'm sure the odds on New York teams, because we're in New York, are maybe inflated. But I think it's all universal odds, isn't it? Maybe. I have no idea. But again, the odds are who is expected to win or lose.
Starting point is 00:18:41 It doesn't matter the fanship, you know, of being there. Immediately incorrect. Can't get into this. Can I not get into this? If there's an overwhelming, if it's 10 to 1, there's overwhelming bets on one side. They're going to balance it so that the casino makes money either way. So you're saying the odds locally would be different everywhere.
Starting point is 00:18:57 But if it's a national company like DraftKings, I guess. Yeah, if it's across the board. And why are the odds always in Vegas? because that's where the bookies live i don't know because that's where like yeah that's just vegas was the first one huh so that's where it is and also odds are different everywhere which is strange too how's danny's sports book but so vegas so you know i guess of the las vegas like or do they change the las vegas raiders so are their odds affected because they're a local team maybe i have no idea no idea i mean it's not it's barely ai making it doesn't matter their
Starting point is 00:19:30 odds a billion people could bet on them it's not so it's not gonna change the odds than that one did you see the thing the guy like ratted himself out that in vegas a lot of the odds makers and bookies in the casinos wouldn't update the standings after ufc fights i saw that you saw that so this guy would just watch the ufc fight know who won ran to the office and then just put in a bet because they wouldn't close it when the fight ended like the time didn't match up They're going to fix that. Yeah. And then he ratted himself out, and I think they immediately fixed it.
Starting point is 00:20:03 It's like, why can't people just have a good thing? I wonder how many states sports betting will become legalized in. All of them. I don't think so. Maybe not. What is it? What's the dry loser state? Utah?
Starting point is 00:20:16 Maybe not that one. But it's very unpopular in some places. Like, California put it up to a vote of their people. It wasn't even like politicians got involved. And they overwhelmingly said no. Like, 70% said no. That's so California. Yeah, we already know California is full of pussies.
Starting point is 00:20:31 We already know it. Okay. Well, besides the point, so not all of them. So not Utah probably, not California. I would say probably maybe 40 of them will get there. What are you, a California blower? What was the sass he tossed this way? You called it a state of, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:20:49 like the state's bigger than ours, entire state pussies. Say what's up, California? What's up? I think there are some very non-pussy people in California. I know that for a fact. Name two. Kendrick Lamar. Come at me, Kendrick.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Yeah, all right. Snoop Dogg. Anyone over 50 is also a pussy. I want that to be said. So Snoop Dogg's out of here too. So what I'm saying is that there's a lot of areas that if you went to California and you said, hey, everybody's pussy's here, you'd be killed. Well, no, first. So at first I'd ask them if they voted yes or no for the gambling.
Starting point is 00:21:30 That's true. So 30% you're saying are not pussies. Yeah, that's fine. I mean, I'm sure eventually once it does become, I think it's only like a couple, like a team, there's still in the teens, like 14 states have done it. I think once it becomes legalized in a lot of states, then maybe we'll start seeing the issues,
Starting point is 00:21:50 people that are not good gamblers. I mean, are we going to see the issues? Like, who's going to see the issues? You know, America at large, maybe. Perhaps. Dude, once gambling's finally legal everywhere, then we can get rid of that piece of shit city they call Atlantic City.
Starting point is 00:22:07 No one's ever going to have to go there again because we can just do it here. Well, that's the thing. That's not... Like, going to a casino is still fun. Yeah, but Atlantic City's horrible. That's fine. That's what I don't get,
Starting point is 00:22:16 is that Atlantic City is in New Jersey. Why can it only be there? Why can it not be in Hoboken? Why can't there be a casino in Hoboken? Can there not? No. Or else there would be. Would there?
Starting point is 00:22:28 New York City gambling casino, there would absolutely be. Part of the reason why is that every, it just so happens that a lot of places where you put a casino, the surrounding area is not great. Well, because all the people. What causes that? Yeah, maybe. Probably, I don't know. I guess all the people who are degenerate gamblers. It's like you put a casino into the center of a city and it just starts sucking up all the money.
Starting point is 00:22:50 The grass starts dying around it. Yeah, it just starts, like, all the energy just goes into it. The lights get brighter, and the people get sadder. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. And it's, you know, I've said many times that I could understand a gambling addiction. Okay. Very much so. I thought, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I can understand a lot of other addictions, too. Alcohol, caffeine, cocaine, heroin. but but a gambling addiction is the one where I was like ooh it'll really get you with the heroin and everything you know that this is destroying your life
Starting point is 00:23:31 but the gambling you're like I could be a millionaire with a heroin addiction you start here and you can't go higher it's always that but a gambling addiction you can be like there's an upside it doesn't cause harm to your body which most of those other ones do
Starting point is 00:23:48 Are we advocating for gambling addiction right now? If you're going to have any of them. Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Yeah. If you're in New York, you can call 1-800-HOPE-NEW-YORK, which is very sad. That's too many numbers. And not the correct length of numbers.
Starting point is 00:24:02 I just realized. Are you sure that's right? Is it HOPE-NY? Yeah, it's HOPE-NY. He's giving them the wrong information. You're going to call a number out in, like, Australia or whatever. It's HOPE-NY, which is still not the right amount of numbers, but whatever.
Starting point is 00:24:15 You don't know what it is. I saw it at the bottom of an ad yesterday. Did you call him? No, I'm not there yet. But the Danny Sportsbook is not doing well. No? Just this month? Yeah, just this month.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Well, actually, the past two weeks, I've been doing okay. Dude, you know you can still sports gamble on Twitch. You should do a Twitch sports gambling show, giving out your picks every week. The thing is that, like, I am a casual sports viewer, and the toxicity around sports content is absurd. Everybody takes sports way too seriously. Yeah. People care. Way, way, way too seriously.
Starting point is 00:24:54 So I don't even want to get into that. But gambling, sports gambling, is just such a watching enhancer. Oh, my God. It's amazing. Dude, watching a game of football, honestly, I'm sorry, it sucks, guys. But if you have money on this and that and on the team and on the points over under, then watching it, you're having a great time. I actually like watching football, but I know what you're saying. You could put a bet on a Malaysian ping pong, and all of a sudden, it's like the most important ping pong game of all time.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Even if it's five bucks on it, you're like, ah. Yeah, even five bucks. Yeah, so I agree. It's like a sports enhancer for sure. This was the first year of any sport where I think I know the name of at least one player on every team, and that's all from gambling. That's all. That's what gambling does.
Starting point is 00:25:42 My friend the other day told me gambling is how he got into watching sports. Okay. You'd think it would be the other way around. Yeah, like now I could go to a bar and have a conversation, like a real conversation with other men, and I don't feel like a little boy. It's like, oh, do you see this? Do you see this? I'm like, oh, what about this guy?
Starting point is 00:25:56 And they're like, wow. And I'm like, yeah. And then they ask me one more question, and that's it. I don't know much more than that. I know enough to get myself out of a conversation. No, for sure. Gambling. This is just a pro gambling podcast.
Starting point is 00:26:07 We are. There's an upside. It's great. There's an upside. No, but I was just a casual football watcher until last year in Atlantic City for your birthday. I discovered the same game parlay and everything changed. Don't blame me. Discovered the same game parlay.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I'm not blaming you for anything. If anything, first of all, I'm up lifetime overall on sports gambling. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. We'll see how it goes in another couple months. I am. Actually, you know what? I've only really during the football season,
Starting point is 00:26:38 that's really when I bet. Yeah, I know that. Like, I've realized. I bet on that and UFC. And UFC. And hockey. I did hockey last summer when Danny lost me that $10,000. $10,000?
Starting point is 00:26:48 Yeah. Oh, it was a crazy part. Danny didn't lose anything. He keeps saying this. Oh, no. Hold on. You keep saying this. Antonio keeps saying Danny lost me $10,000.
Starting point is 00:26:58 First of all, if you bet something. if the bet went through and you bet something and you don't win the $10,000 that's not losing $10,000 you just didn't gain it okay
Starting point is 00:27:10 to be clear the parlay it was like $100 to $10,000 to pay a $10,000 yeah so betting $100 on all these things
Starting point is 00:27:17 that will add up to if I bet a dollar on something that can pay out like a lottery ticket that can pay out $10,000,000 I didn't lose
Starting point is 00:27:26 $10,000,000 no yes you did yes you did no I didn't if that ticket hit you did You lost $10 million. Also, besides the point.
Starting point is 00:27:33 If he says, oh, pick the left or the right ticket, and the right ticket was the $10 million and the left ticket was zero. It's just not how it works. Yes, it is. You totally lost that money. All of that besides the point, the bet never even went through. Antonio said, come in on this bet with me. We could win $10,000.
Starting point is 00:27:49 That's completely different. And I said, no. Just not what happened. I think I called it a dumb bet as well because it was. I said, fine, I'll do it by myself. We'll make a Picky Boys video about it. And then he said, you shouldn't do that. We should use that money for something else.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Didn't use the money for something else. Didn't put the bet on it. He lost me $10,000. Again, this is- Oh, wait, the parlay would have hit? It did hit. It did hit. But you didn't put the $100 on it.
Starting point is 00:28:12 But he didn't put the $100 on it, on his own will, by the way. So I don't want anybody- Wait, I do remember this. Okay, hold on. I remember this. You did lose him $10,000. Thank you, JT. Ow.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Because I remember this very specifically. Antonio was depressed the next, like, seven days. Dude, Antonio was very depressed. If Danny was going to put this crazy parlay that was $100 on, you know, this, the points here, this team winning, this, this, this, and it would have accumulated to $10K. And then Danny did make the argument, no, you should use it for something Biggie Boys related.
Starting point is 00:28:40 No, he wanted money from me. Yes, you did. He wanted money from me. That was the first one. I said, you should do it. Then you said, no, it's like, fine, I'll just do it, and we'll make a video out of it. That's what happened.
Starting point is 00:28:48 He wanted money from me. And then because he didn't put it on, and he lost. And the parlay hit. And the parlay hit. Big whoop. I didn't lose anybody anything. His name from now on is Danny Musciardi. That's his name.
Starting point is 00:28:58 What does mushy mean? Like a mush. Like, oh, if you're betting and they start talking about it, they start rooting for a team, he mushes it. Mush. But no bet was placed. No, you lost me to that. No bet was placed.
Starting point is 00:29:10 I remember Antonio was texting me from the bar, and he was watching, I guess, the final leg he needed to hit. And he was praying, praying that it wouldn't hit because he didn't put the money on it. And on top of that, he's sitting across from me going, oh. Yeah. Oh. And Antonio's texting me.
Starting point is 00:29:25 I feel no sympathy for you. Oh, no, that's because you're a bad person. No, it's because you chose not to bet something. That is not my fault, and it should never be my fault. Ever. Crazy. I'll remember this. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:39 I'll remember this. Crazy. I'll remember this. And what are you going to do with that memory, you loser? What are you going to do with that memory? We'll figure it out. I'll remember this. I'll remember this.
Starting point is 00:29:48 Good, remember it. I hope you remember the pain you felt every day. I hope you remember that, because it's all your fault. All of it. I'll remember this. When you want a decision and I completely 100% advocate against it and then it works out the other way with you not choosing it and then you blame me because that's your personality too. Oh, please. I'm not going to fucking whine about it for two years like you did.
Starting point is 00:30:10 You're not going to whine about it? Antonio, that's not how betting works. I'm not going to whine about it because that's not how betting works. I haven't lost billions of dollars because I've bought lotto tickets for $2. It's ridiculous. No, no, no. It doesn't matter if they hit. It does not matter.
Starting point is 00:30:26 No, no, no. It doesn't matter. No, it does matter. It doesn't matter. If I go to a roulette table and I say, hmm, I might have put it on black, and then black hits, and I put it on red, I didn't lose the money I would have won. That's ridiculous. No, that's different.
Starting point is 00:30:40 You chose red. If you went to the table and you're like, I have $1,000, oh, man, I'm going to put it on black. I really want to. And then you just don't. And then your friend comes over and talks you out of it. And putting it on red, you lost it. You didn't lose me anything.
Starting point is 00:30:52 You didn't. Because you didn't lose anything. You didn't gain $10,000. You can't do it no more. You didn't gain $10,000. You didn't lose anything. Your bank account, same exact thing as it was before. Question.
Starting point is 00:31:05 You didn't lose anything. And I know this is because also this is how one of our friends, who is an idiot, talks about sports gambling. Or talks about gambling. Oh, you're taking out that argument on me right now? Talks about gambling in general. He uses what he would have won as his negative – as his balance. He says, oh, I'm down 700.
Starting point is 00:31:27 It's not how it works. It's not how it works. This is ridiculous. The fact that you're even on the side is absurd. No, that's different. It's absurd, Antonio. That's different. You're confining both arguments.
Starting point is 00:31:41 I'm not saying – Because it's the same thing. No, it's not. I'll ask you one question. Did you lose any money? Yes, I lost $10,000. But it's not my point. I'm not going to now go, oh, I have to get $10,000 back to keep betting.
Starting point is 00:31:55 That's not – that's the difference. It's definitely – Oh, really? No. Oh. Did you lose $10,000? Yes. No.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Yes. Yes. Thank you. I can show you the text. The texts are very incriminating. It's because he thinks he does. No, he thinks so too. It's just not true.
Starting point is 00:32:12 I have a question. It's just the wrong – it's really just the wrong words you're using. You're using the very wrong – What words would you use? You did not win $10,000. You did not lose $1,000. What's the opposite of winning? Losing.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Yeah, but he didn't lose. He didn't lose. The bat was in place. So you cannot lose something you don't begin. He didn't win. No, he didn't play. He did not play. You cannot lose something you don't.
Starting point is 00:32:44 He didn't play. I think a part of you does believe you lost me 10K because you get so passionate. Oh, my God. No, because this is just the most ridiculous argument ever. Again, the opposite of winning is losing. But if I didn't win or lose the Super Bowl this year because I didn't participate. So if I didn't participate, how could I lose or win? I'm going to pass out.
Starting point is 00:33:20 like do you realize how fucking idiotic you sound it's unbelievable i'll take a check for that 10k when you're ready oh no he's walking oh the first walk the first walk he's going he's going no our first walk we don't have a guest walk right our first walk oh i love it Oh, God. Oh, he's gone. Oh, I'm crying. Real tears. Real tears.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Oh, God, that's so funny. He left his phone. He'll be back. That was our version of George. Yeah, George. He's a passion. Danny, you know, they always say, like, Danny's passion. All right.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Well, I guess we'll end it there, then. Sure. I think we have to. Yeah, I think we have to, because then he's just going to be upset that we kept going. All right, JT, tell him where to find you. Let's go. Find me streaming on Twitch, twitch.tv slash pickyboystreaming. And you can find him at Danny Moriarty on Instagram.
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