Picky Boys Podcast - It's EVERYONE'S Birthday Now!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #410

Episode Date: February 1, 2026

Join Patreon For 2 EXTRA VIDEOS A week! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys On today's podcast Antonio, Danny, and JT give eachother birthday gifts, then discuss Danny's Dorito shots, the boys ski tri...p, getting a fake spray tan, and finding the perfect barber...the perfect GAY barber! Leave a comment down below! HOLIDAY MERCH! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS HERE! 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Bring us in, Daniel. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. We're back better than ever. Oh. And it's your birthday. It was your birthday. You don't get to do this. It was your birthday, which means it is our birthday for those who don't know.
Starting point is 00:00:17 What is this? You're stealing every, you're stealing it all from me. For those who don't know, the Picky Boys birthday tradition is that on your birthday, you have to give the other two gifts. Yes, that is true. So in July, me and JT's birthday, Antonio is swimming in gifts. Yeah, I get double gifts, which is nice. I also didn't get the double red memo. I would have worn red.
Starting point is 00:00:38 No, you're wearing that Fire Picky merch. Yeah, I am. Look at this. Sick! That is some heat, bro. Where do they get it? Danny? Pickyboys.com or extrapicky.com if you're a patron.
Starting point is 00:00:48 If you're a patron, yes. And Danny's wearing the Stowe merch, where we just came from. Stowe. Yeah, we'll talk about that, sure. But I guess we'll do gifts first, because Danny just stole every... I also come bearing gifts, like one of the wise men. Do you have a gift, too? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Do you have gifts? I don't have any gifts. You know, you're a piece of work. You didn't get the gifts memo. You didn't get the gifts memo? I didn't get the gifts memo. I guess we'll do birthday first? Sure, sure, sure.
Starting point is 00:01:09 All right, so. Actually, no, I go first. Oh. Yeah, because mine. Yours is technically the Christmas gift, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, in chronological order. Oh, this is my Christmas gift.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I should go first. Oh, my God. This is the season. What's the title of this episode? Gifts? It's the season of gift giving. It's the season of giving.
Starting point is 00:01:24 yeah uh so i got antonio for secret santa yes you did right and then i got him a couple a couple other gifts that those came in time so don't get me in for that one but this one i hit up my lord and i was like oh i have antonio for secret santa you know who this guy is antonio and they're like they replied they said yes we do he's very brave and i said i was like do you guys think you could send some some some uh merch or maybe like a custom i really wanted a custom bottle label That's cool. That'd be cool. They said we don't do our own labeling, so no.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Right. You know they gave me something on their own. Yes, I do. That I didn't open yet. I do. I thought maybe that was what they gave from me. I didn't know what was going on. So they gave me something, but at the same time you were asking them to give me something?
Starting point is 00:02:07 Yeah, at the same time I was like, I have him for Secret Santa. Like, do you guys have anything I could give him? Okay, now I'm getting excited. And so this is what they came up with. Did you look? I did. Dude, it's so big. That's where it's made.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Well, that's why I had the box face down, and you flipped it over immediately. Dude, where am I putting this? I have no idea. Oh, my God. It's gigantic, dude. It's huge. First of all, this is Danny's dream, by the way. I know.
Starting point is 00:02:35 This is Danny's dream. I'll take this off your hands. No, no. This is my dream. Look at this. It said LED light up alert sign. Bro, this is so big. Where am I putting this?
Starting point is 00:02:46 Above your bar, obviously. Yeah, I guess it has to go above my bar. Honestly, maybe. I would have chosen above my bed, probably. This will be your nightlight? Whoa. This is awesome. Thank you, JT.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Thank you, Malort, I guess. Shout out, Malort. There used to be a Piggy Boy sign there. Maybe that could just go right there. It's a bad idea. There used to be a Piggy Boy sign. Oh, look. I got fishing wire and everything.
Starting point is 00:03:08 This is incredible. Snapshot. Here it is. Malort. That's all I got. I don't know. It's China's best right there. I got to put this right here.
Starting point is 00:03:16 No, this says made in Chicago. Yeah. Made in Chicago. Short for Chicago. Oh, there's safety instructions. They explode, may light on fire. Thank you, JT. Burped into the mic.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Sorry. No one wants to hear your burps. That is so funny. That is so funny. Thank you. All right. Happy birthday to us. Look how excited he is.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Of course I'm excited. First, you stole my thunder. All right. I think we're going to go in order. So I'm going to give JT his first because it'll just make you wait. Yes. All is fair. So on my birthday, I have to give JT a gift.
Starting point is 00:03:51 JT, this is yours. Thank you so much. I was hoping I would get the big round one. Well, I'll show them what that is, but I don't think you would use it as much, to be fair. Big round one. Is there a yoga ball in there? That's not what he meant, I don't think. All right.
Starting point is 00:04:07 All right. I'm going to unwrap this nicely. No, you can just rip it. Normally, I would just... It is wrapped in happy birthday paper. Oh. Oh, UFC collective... Wait a sec.
Starting point is 00:04:18 No way. It is a UFC collective ball. What is that? No way. What is this? Is this? It's another bag in there. Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:26 There's another bag that says UFC collectible. I'm so excited. Me too. I don't even know what it is. Me neither. Huge UFC fan if you didn't know. Yo! No way!
Starting point is 00:04:37 That is insane. I know exactly what this is. So this is the canvas from the Teporia-Olivera fight. Oh, sheesh! Holy! And I'll tell you this. when i bought it i didn't realize they actually cut the canvas like i thought it was just a piece of canvas and they say it there's blood on here there's blood on here someone blood on there holy
Starting point is 00:04:56 shit there is blood there's blood on it wow that's sick so that is the real canvas from uh oliver oliver taporia versus oliver holy shit olivera olivera is your favorite i know he lost that one is my favorite no i knew he was gonna lose i know he lost that one but taporia oliver I mean, that fight was quite insane. Yeah, I think there's a ticket of all the intensity. I got to keep all this packaging and stuff, honestly. Wow, that's sick. That is insane.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Oliveira is my favorite fighter, and then Teporia is going to be the Tom Brady of UFC. Pretty much. So that's why I thought it was a good one to grab. Holy, thank you. That is insane. I knew immediately what it was. Really? But I didn't want to get too excited.
Starting point is 00:05:39 But once I saw this box, I was like, I've seen this on the website. They sell a piece of the mat, and they'll sell maybe like a piece of the shorts or something. I didn't think you wanted their shorts. That's crazy. If it's all their shorts. But when I opened it, and I went, oh, okay, it's weird. Because I didn't even really read that it was in acrylic. I'm like, wait, what is this?
Starting point is 00:05:56 And then I saw the blood on it. I went, oh, wow. Because, you know, it's random pieces of the canvas. So you could have got a spot without blood. I feel like the blood makes it cooler. Yeah, you could get some guy's blood. You could get some girl's blood. You could get, you know, a little someone spilled their drink on it.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Or just nothing. Just the canvas. I thought it was cool. I like that it's the canvas, too. You didn't get, like, a monster logo, you know. Oh, yeah, I didn't get an ad on mine. Yeah, exactly. Dude, if they sold an ad, that'd be so annoying.
Starting point is 00:06:18 That's sick. That's J.J.'s gift. And now, Danny said, Danny's been kind of hinting that he wanted this. What the hell is this? It's big and round. So, obviously. I don't know what the hell this is. I think Danny will use this every night, probably, or at least look at it.
Starting point is 00:06:34 What the hell does that mean? Let me, I hope. Well, I mean, it might start vibrating. Be careful. be careful oh wow this is a great wrapping job i'm gonna have to probably explain this one oh it's also let me say this before you take it out let me say this it is way bigger than i thought it would be it is way bigger than i thought it'd be but uh can this be danny's been on a lot of journeys in his life and i feel like it's important to remember where it all started
Starting point is 00:07:07 so this is the sound waves of the song brazil signed by oh she signed by declin himself want to hold it up i don't know how you're gonna show this like i don't know i'm gonna help you it's so big but you're not even gonna be well here wait yeah you just gotta hold the bottom yo this is sick oh my god that's so cool there you go oh my god that's an amazing gift wow look Antonio listens. So for context sake, there's a song called Brazil by Declan McKenna. This is a limited edition print signed by Declan McKenna. This is so sick.
Starting point is 00:07:46 But, yeah, when I left college, I went on, like, this trip. And there was a bunch of different places where I could have gone. And I was really into this song at the time. And one of the places was Brazil. And, like, this is not the way you should choose your life. No, this is not the way you should choose your life paths. It happens, though. But it just felt right, and I had listened to this song all the time,
Starting point is 00:08:10 and this song functionally made me choose to go there and set my course for the rest of my life. So this is so sick. That's amazing. Look at that. Good gift. Great gift giver. He's upping the ante for the gifts now.
Starting point is 00:08:24 He's upping the ante big time. Now I've got to compete with this in the summer. And it also just looks cool, too. Yeah, it's I think they just met like this this company mashes the sound waves together to make an art. Yeah, that's awesome And you said so that that's a signature That's a line from the song. Yeah, it's like I think only 50 wrote it on there. Yeah, that's fucking sick Yeah, I don't it's just I don't think I don't think if you put this in a program, it'll make the song I think it's just like art from the sound waves, but he signed it
Starting point is 00:08:52 Yeah, no, I mean that's cooler than just like, you know, the regular actual I didn't expect it to be that big Also how you're gonna what you're gonna do with that. I don't know. I'm sure this is gonna I know how to I know how to frame things oh you're not gonna i mean that's not gonna be framed for at least four years oh for sure but it will be framed one day and it'll look awesome it will it will indeed look awesome at some point wow i'm good man you're good you're good you're up in the ante here you go you're up in the ante i think that's that's probably more important than the thing itself probably i think that's the certificate or something that's the certificate i also love the name declan he's a big fan of the show that's his name isn't it yeah oh okay i but i just love
Starting point is 00:09:28 that name oh you like the name in general irish it's very irish i have no idea what he is or i know he looks like someone danny would enjoy watching listening to listening to no no i'm just saying like when i saw it i went oh i get it no but those are very thoughtful gifts wow i'm touched he's a hot man yeah okay hot hot hot man this is so cool yeah no thank you thank you yeah can't wait for my gifts happy birthday in july happy birthday to me birthday to you honestly we got we got that in a tight 10 minutes which is nice i know i thought usually it takes like forever for us to open up stuff no no we did good but i want to know about uh your ski trip oh yeah oh man where do we start danny danny did his dorito shot every day in my uh my parents
Starting point is 00:10:16 timeshare yeah in my parents there's one with me in it where i'm controlling his arms yes that that one was i love that one the most no honestly is it weird to say i'm a little sad it's over The Doritos thing? Yeah, because it was, like, I hated doing it, but it was, like, somewhat of a fun challenge every day to be like, how do I do this differently today, you know? Every day I got to wake up, and when I have to do something like this,
Starting point is 00:10:44 I know I have to do it, and so it just feels like, I don't know, it was a fun little puzzle to figure out every day. Okay, I get what you're saying. It was fun. I get what you're saying. Puzzle's a word. Puzzle I wouldn't have used, no.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Well, I mean, I could have just like, you know, stood in the same place and did it 30 times, which would have been fine as well, which would have been fine as well. Instead you did that 14 times. Hey, listen, yours got more views anyway. It's not about that. I think that's called efficiency. Whatever works, works. But I don't know. I thought it was fun.
Starting point is 00:11:20 It made me – it sparked my creativity. The real question is, what is JT taking a shot of every day? I know, that's true. That's the real question. Taking a shot of ginger, turmeric, I don't know. What's that stuff that made me throw up on the Miracle Berry? Let me take a shot of beet juice and wheatgrass. Maybe you can microdose bread.
Starting point is 00:11:47 No, don't do that. Like the lady with the carrot? You just start with one point. That's the horse and the carrot, you're thinking. No, no, no, no. No, there was a lady on TikTok who was allergic to a carrot and she was allergic to carrots. And so she started like micro dosing carrots to try to get overcome her allergy. Like it was shrooms.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Yeah, basically you start with 0.1 ounces and then you basically work up until you have a reaction. And then slowly she was able to start eating more and more carrots. Did you see that? Not saying that this will work. I'm not a doctor, but. Really? just in case you didn't know that wouldn't work right microdosing bread i i don't i don't know because i don't have like an allergic reaction right i don't break out in hives and my throat
Starting point is 00:12:34 doesn't close up so i don't think so true yeah yeah your inside's just something i just get tummy aches but exposure therapy can work for allergy allergies i think i saw some kid on the internet that's drinking carrot juice like a liter of it every day to try to turn orange Oh, you can do that too. That's weird to me. Same thing with blue dye. I feel like I'd rather drink the carrot juice. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Well, orange, making somebody looking a little orange, like, you know, looks healthier than looking blue. I feel like the middle stages of blue is really bad, but when you go full blue, that's kind of cool. I honestly think it looks pretty good. I've seen a few people do that with the carrots. Oh, I thought you were going to say turn blue. It's like a natural way to look more tan. I think that those people look good. Like, they don't just look orange.
Starting point is 00:13:19 They look healthy orange. Because, like, everybody in showbiz, they don't look – they are not nearly that tan. Like, I saw a Jimmy Fallon TikTok the other day, and his face was very tan, and his hands were very pale. What's spray tan? It's just like makeup. It's just like foundation. Because if you spray tan, you're going to get your hands, too. What if he was wearing gloves?
Starting point is 00:13:40 Why would – he was not wearing gloves. I don't know. You think he was wearing pale skin-colored gloves? No, I meant in the spray tan booth. Oh, why would you do that? I don't know. Maybe he has something with his hands. Why would you do that?
Starting point is 00:13:56 You said maybe he was wearing gloves, and you thought he was wearing prosthetics or something? I was like, what the hell? Why would you wear these sickly, pale gloves? But I guess that's showbiz, baby. He meant during the spray tan. Oh, so what do we think? Do we think 1,900 patrons, picky boy spray tans, a little GTL action? We'll wear some wife beaters
Starting point is 00:14:19 We'll go to the club Why is laundry included in that? I don't know It seems like The other two are more Gym, obviously Yeah, the other two are more guido Can I say that word?
Starting point is 00:14:30 I'll allow you Okay, thank you I got the G pass The other two are more guido fitting Tan, of course Like laundry And then laundry Why is that lumped in?
Starting point is 00:14:39 The white wife pleaser has to be white Okay, alright What? That's what they call them now that's they're not wife beaters anymore because that's you know you don't want to beat your wife right call them wife pleasers i don't know if that's sticking would you rather that or uh what it's actually called an a-frame undershirt holy mouthful not saying that a-frame undershirt also people just started saying beater which is like i guess
Starting point is 00:15:08 better because yeah you could be beating your your husband or your friend yeah what are we what um The term wife beater has been deemed offensive. Got it. Got it. And also you just like – nobody wants to wear something that's called a wife beater. But I think that's kind of the point. Like they called it that because the gentlemen wearing it were not upstanding citizens. What if it's gray?
Starting point is 00:15:34 They're not all white. A gray wife beater. See, that's a mouthful. That's stuck for probably too long if you really think about it. No, I think Jim Tan Laundry. It's Jim, you know. i don't know i guess that's oh it's oh it means uh like feel good look good dress good right it's more it's all the body okay you know because like you do laundry now you got a fresh clothes
Starting point is 00:16:00 gym fresh body tan fresh skin i don't know i don't know how fresh all that is but it's more just encompasses obviously what everyone's inspired to be true but i think that should be one of our we don't have to rent out the jersey shore house we looked into that That's just too much of an ordeal. Danny wanted to rent out the Jersey Shore house for about two years. I did. Let's just get the house next to it. I think we should just go to the Jersey Shore.
Starting point is 00:16:26 I don't want to get beat up at the Jersey Shore. We're not going to get beat up. If you're wearing a wife pleaser and you're brown, it's not going to— I'm going to look tan. I'm going to look good. I'm going to have my hair slicked back. I think you should do spiked up. Oh, maybe I'll do spiked up.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Pauly D. Oh, my God. That would be so funny. I actually already have to do Frosted Tips. Next time I get a haircut, I'm going to go do it. What was that for? Yeah, just because? I was, like, alone during – it was, like, me and JT,
Starting point is 00:16:56 and it was, like, during the sub-a-thon, and we were just talking about the Frosted Tips era. And then I think one of us threw out, like, 50 subs and we'll do the Frosted Tips again, and then immediately Sammy did the 50 subs. Will do it is not what was said. Yeah, be careful. He's including it.
Starting point is 00:17:10 It was your – I was going to do it. I was going to do it, And I will do it next time I go to get a haircut. Joke's on you because he's never going to get a haircut. I'm never cutting my hair ever again. Never in D.A. will get a haircut. That's the loophole.
Starting point is 00:17:23 What's a good length for frosted tips? I don't know. Like you don't want your hair too long and then the tips are frosted. Yeah, then it looks like the ramen noodles. It's too much shaft, not enough tip. Yeah, I'd probably say, I don't know, like two inches. You have no idea. You're just...
Starting point is 00:17:38 I'm just guessing, yeah. Of course, I have no idea at all. I don't have any idea of anything I say here. Well, we'll have a little bit. I'm always guessing. Jason, what's a good length for a Frosty? He's not here. Not here.
Starting point is 00:17:50 He's not here. If you're asking AI that, just don't get him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm thinking like, you know, Justin Timberlake. It's going to be May vibes, you know. You're Justin Timberlake. Yes. It's going to look like ramen noodles a little bit.
Starting point is 00:18:03 But I'm going to go to like a salon and see what's up. Where do you usually get your haircut? I go to this, like, they-them barber in Bushwick. Why was that important? That's what it is. It's, like, literally what it is. That's what it's called? It's, like, a gender-neutral barber shop.
Starting point is 00:18:22 And the haircuts are, like, way too much money. But they're awesome. For Frosted Tips, I really think you have to go to a woman. See, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I want a whole salon experience. This is more like a tiny little shop. the haircut's way too expensive and it's not even that good
Starting point is 00:18:38 no offense you just if you if you don't if you let Danny just go with his thoughts for a tiny bit he'll say it
Starting point is 00:18:46 he'll say what he actually means yeah how much is his haircut normally I don't even want to say it what does it start with a one okay
Starting point is 00:18:55 so so it's so it's it's triple digits it could be quadruple digits well hold on let's not rule out $19 no yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:19:03 I'll tell you what I'll rule that out right away. $90 is probably my tip. That's probably – that's the tip. Money. Yes, yes, yes. I don't know. Because he said like –
Starting point is 00:19:16 But, you know, like – $175. Like I said, they do do – and again, I'm not a – $160. I am not a gender-neutral person. $180. So like they do good haircuts for that, but I don't really need that. I need more of a masculine haircut, honestly.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Why are you explaining to me? Why you shouldn't go to them. Why do you go to them? Honestly, you know why I still go to them is because I was recommended to them once, and they did an okay job, and I'm very adverse to change. And so I just – I don't – I hate going to the hairdresser, and I hate even more going to a hairdresser that doesn't know who I am because then we have the whole first-time conversation, and it's just a lot. Do you chat with your barber or salon person? Two-person – it's like a two-sentence – It's a two-person job.
Starting point is 00:20:04 No, no, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? No, no, no. But you do get a LaCroix when you come in. Oh, it's one of those places. Yeah, of course. That's $7 right there. But it's a two-person.
Starting point is 00:20:13 No, it's not two-person. Two-person job. Is it a two-person job? It's a two-sentence, like, oh, I was doing good. Like, oh, how's the YouTube channel? Good. Oh, wow. They know that much.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Wow. They know I'm in the creative space. My barber doesn't even know all that. Oh, my barber does know I live with Antonio. Oh. Because it's Antonio's barber. Oh. Do they think you're gay?
Starting point is 00:20:36 I think so. It's possible. My barber called me once and said he loved me. Oh. See, I don't get any of that reciprocation. See, and I don't pay nearly a one in front of it as much as you do. I know. I got to go to someone else.
Starting point is 00:20:49 So it's a two-person job. It costs triple digits. And you get a LaCroix. Yes. I'm just trying to put more money into the local gay economy. I get that. Is that too bad? Don't say that.
Starting point is 00:21:02 You're the one that's arguing yourself out of it. Every time I go, I'm like, gosh, I got to twitch barbers. I got to twitch barbers. This is so unsustainable. Well, how often do you go? Quarterly. Four times a year. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Maybe less. Maybe three. Have you been kind of – Maybe three. If I can stretch it, probably three. Because he doesn't want to go in. I hate getting my hair cut. Awful, awful experience.
Starting point is 00:21:29 I feel like you have really been a little bit of a haircut slut. Like, you've moved around from barber to barber over the years a lot. Yeah. But you've also moved a lot of places. Well, I'm just trying to find the one. The one. Your salon mate. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:43 I don't know. Your barber mate. Yeah. Salon. Maybe I'll find her in a salon. Or him. They could also be gay. Why do they need to be gay?
Starting point is 00:21:53 Also, who are you arguing with? Well, I mean, I feel like they need to be a little gay. Because I am gay. So you're saying I shouldn't go to a gay barber? Well, no. Everybody should go to a gay barber, but specifically gay people should go to a gay barber. Because you want a gay haircut. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:09 The first time I went. I'm trying to figure this out. I know. Honestly, he's so confusing. The first time I went to the place that I currently go to, they were like, so how gay do you want to be? I didn't even tell them I was gay, by the way. Well, that's called gaydar. I guess everybody walks in the door.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Well, didn't you walk through the big metal detector? Yes. It started flashing. Yes. And they said, how gay do you want to look? And I said, that's so incredible. Three. Three.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Three out of ten. Out of five or ten. Okay. Three out of ten. I mean, things get really gay on the above five spectrum. And to be clear, because of that, you don't want to go back. Well, it's just, no. You don't want a gay barber, so you don't want to go.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I would go to that barber for the rest of my life if they cut the prices in half. I don't think that's happening. I know. Well, I mean, they value their time. They Slash Them. That's the name of a horror movie. Well, thanks for that. You asked.
Starting point is 00:23:07 I don't know. No, I didn't. I think you did. I can't remember. No, he was talking about his frosted tips. But I think I'm going to have to go to a salon for this frosted tip job. It was him. Just the tips.
Starting point is 00:23:22 He brought it up just to convince us to convince himself to stop going to the gay barber. He had to break up with his gay barber. I couldn't break up. I would just ghost them. Wow. After all you've been through. I mean, that's crazy. Breaking up with your barber?
Starting point is 00:23:39 Yeah, I would never. I would just stop going. Say you're moving. What if he sees me? I thought it was a she. I thought it was a they. That's true. i have no idea not gonna lie you know okay so it is a gender neutral barber you're about to
Starting point is 00:23:57 flip everything on its head you know you want to get something hilarious it's a gender neutral barber but there are multiple you know genders of hairdressers the one i have is a guy and i think he's actually straight. 99% sure he's straight. So I've been duped. I've been duped. So you've been calling him gay the whole time? I've been duped because the last time I went,
Starting point is 00:24:26 his girlfriend was there. And I was like, what the hell is this? I've been duped. I've been duped. I thought this guy sucked cock. Jesus Christ. And that's why I trusted him. We're not on Patreon.
Starting point is 00:24:38 That's why I trusted him with my hair. And then he asked you how gay you want to be? Yes. Wow. Excellent gaydar on that man. Well, it could be broken. It could be broken. It doesn't matter too much.
Starting point is 00:24:51 You're walking into that place. Well, it is what it is. Even if I don't get the LaCroix at the start, I can live. You just go to a new place, buy a LaCroix at the deli, and walk in. That's true. It's like how people, instead of going to the beach, they'll just put on a VR headset and be their toes in the sand. But they'll get a little sand bucket. Well, if anybody knows any gay barbers in New York City, let me know.
Starting point is 00:25:12 I'm pretty sure that's like 80% of them. But I want someone that I can trust. That won't talk to me that much. Yeah, me and my barber don't discuss anything. We don't discuss anything not hair-related at the barber shop. We go family. Yeah, good. Your family.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Good. Good. That's it. Good. Well, they don't speak English. Yes, they do speak English. A little bit. a little broken i don't know if you know maybe you can't get a complex sentence in there but
Starting point is 00:25:43 like i have to when i go to one guy i have to talk to the other guy who then translates it to him to tell him what i want i say yeah a little off the top and he goes oh right i think that was pretty accurate that was uh slovenian oh i thought it was russian but oh i don't know what it is okay okay anyway but my question was is it even answered i was like how was the skeet oh yes but anyway so we're doing the doritos vodka and should we tell this story what oh yeah i think so okay what so we're doing the doritos vodka and i i brought a new box there because we have like six bottles of it and i i have one in my car i have one you know for down here i have one in my room we had to drive back to the house after we left uh to go get another
Starting point is 00:26:33 bottle because he forgot it classic danny move i was i was wondering because the bag on which i the box slash bag in which i bought six of them i saw there's only two left in there like what happened well i just like to have them all around either way so i so i got i bought a new one to vermont that's what happened and i which actually someone thought i was cheating and refilling the bottle with water because the bottle's different every level every time i film a video and i was like no we just have a world supply of this but either way i left the box the doritos box in the unit and then i got a message on instagram with a picture of the box so somebody that we someone of one of somebody that watches this knows about the picky boys happens to do like i guess either
Starting point is 00:27:22 cleaning slash housekeeping for this hotel we were at and got our room and took a picture of my Doritos box. Small world, right? Very small world moment. And sent it to you? And sent it to me. Huh. I feel like that's Danny's, like, no offense to you, because you don't know, I feel like
Starting point is 00:27:41 that's Danny's, like, actual nightmare. Like, watch, like, someone going into a place where Danny has stood, made a ruckus and a mess, and you see his remnants of whatever he was doing. For sure. I mean, I didn't leave anything that, like, would be, you know, not couth. well but but it definitely was odd i was like how did you how did you know how did you get this well first of all anybody on the planet if they've seen anything related to this at all or your stuff only one person on earth has that doritos box and it's you that's true so very recognizable box too
Starting point is 00:28:21 couldn't be couldn't be more recognizable but it really is a small world we also met a few people on the mountain that said hi to us so hello hello that was nice to see you i don't know if they can You should have said hi there. I don't know if they can say hi back. We did. We got to start carrying like Piggy Boy stickers or something to like. There you go. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Just get a prize. Because like, I don't know. I always feel so empty handed. They're like, oh my God, we like your YouTube channel. And I'm like, ow. Yeah. It also catches me off guard and I just get awkward. I don't know what to say.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Yeah. I do appreciate it though. But I just go, I freeze. I go, oh. Ow. Ow. It was also Gay Ski Week and not just because I was there. It was Gay Ski Week.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Oh, high five. All right. uh there's tons of tons of gay people in the lodge you should have found a barber it was actually uh we there's like a pool complex that is in this hotel and we were going to go to the hot tub and we were allowed to go to the hot tub but we were not allowed to go to the pool because it was a no phones allowed gay pool party big gay pool party pool's closed so who knows what's going on in there i don't know but when we're in the hot tub you get here yeah it was it was i kind of wanted to go in rock you should have went it was literally it was uh sold out yeah ticketed yeah
Starting point is 00:29:35 because i because i asked like i said oh i'm gay can i go in and they were like no i don't know if that was a requirement should be i don't know how they're gonna prove it i well they could have a test out front if they really wanted yeah jim right here he's the test jenny and jason you know i was gonna say jim as as as the test guy i don't know why i was about to say i was about to say that jim's not that gay of a name too jimothy but danny and jason try to go in like you gotta prove it you two are gonna have to prove it and put your phones away so it was just a it was just a big gay week clearly that was it was very fun we skied a bunch anybody fall yeah jt almost really yeah we a lot
Starting point is 00:30:24 of us fell uh i'm saying like bad like everybody falls i thought i had a bad fall like i i fell and i hit the ground really hard and uh when i got up i couldn't move my arm jesus but and i went oh it's over hospital time and then after 10 seconds i got it back and it feels fine no injury that i i've heard that happen sometimes but um scary 10 seconds yeah when i when i sat up and just was like this i went oh well i just ruined the vacation because can't hang out with you guys hospital time yeah i was scared i saw it happen and i was like oh was it a bad fall what was it i feel like the the falls that injure you never look as bad as they are some do some do you see a guy head first into a tree well of course of course but i also feel like sometimes
Starting point is 00:31:13 somebody will just like fall to the side and then they'll be like and that's when i broke my back And then I broke my legs. Sometimes you just fall weird. Yeah, it's a dice roll each time. It's a probability roll. Yeah, that's why when you're watching a sports game or a basketball game and you see a guy out of nowhere just go to the ground, you're like, well, there goes the career. Yeah. It's like nothing.
Starting point is 00:31:29 It looked like he just sat on the ground. I did not fall the entire trip, which probably means I didn't push myself hard enough. That's fine. I'm trying to enjoy yourself. I know. I almost fell multiple times because we were – this particular trip, I was big on the – do you know what the apres is? It basically – Why would he know?
Starting point is 00:31:47 I'm giving you some ski knowledge because when you have to ski for 3,000 patrons, you'll need to know this. The apres basically is just drinking at the lodge. Why couldn't you just say that? Why'd you have to be a loser? Because that's what it's called. People call it that. JT, what do you call it? The ski and the apres.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I learned this this trip as well. Even with learning that, what do you call it? Bro, if you go, literally if you go into the shop of the ski list, it'll be like, for people who don't ski, it'll be like a sweatshirt that says like, apres all day. Did you buy one of those? I did not. I only just heard of this term. But I fell because I did app a little too close to the ray. Right.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Honestly, that's probably most of why I fell. That was like our last run of the day, and I was probably – we did run beer, run beer, run beer, run beer. So after every run, go into the lodge and get a drink. Usually I'll do two runs and then a beer. No, it was too cold. But it was way too cold. We were just doing run beer, run beer, run beer.
Starting point is 00:32:46 I know. That's making your outside cold, then your inside cold. I tend to get better at skiing when I drink, because I have no longer... You're better at driving, too. Well, I'm just no longer afraid, you know? So I'm just, like, going for it. Pedal to the metal, dude. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:33:02 That was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. Wanted to make Jason laugh. Jason, did you laugh right on screen? But yeah, it was a good time. All right. That's the point.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Well, thanks for telling us about your ski trip. I think it's time to go. It's already time to go? I think we've had enough. Yeah, no, I think we did good. Give Jason a clean. Jason. Give Jason.
Starting point is 00:33:21 All right. JT, why don't you tell them where to find you? Let's get out of here. You can find me on Instagram at the Jballs. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. You can find me at AntPrisco. Can't forget to follow. The Picky Boys on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:33:33 The Picky Boys on Twitch. Don't forget to follow our gaming channel. And, of course, the Picky Boys on TikTok. Beautiful. Jason, did he do it right? Yes. Yes, he did. That's not what he sounds like.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Yes. That was pretty good. That was pretty good.

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