Picky Boys Podcast - Jake Paul Vs. Ben Askren Fight Was Rigged?! - Picky Boys Podcast #160

Episode Date: April 18, 2021

New merch is available here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Chazz predicts the Jake Paul vs. Ben Askren fight. After that Jt, Danny, and Antonio discuss poison control, the rock hiring us, getting stung by jellyfish, and the time Antonio almost killed his brother. Leave a comment below and enjoy! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/

I tried to surf once, same thing, nipples evaporated. I got shocked by everything in there. Call me scissors because the rock's going to smash me. You know, bees can't catch me, jellyfish can't sting me. But she has a white face and black wings and everything. Alright, you can bring us in Danny, I've got to open up our track. Live from the Piggy Boys sports desk, we have Antonio, Danny, JT, and the world's worst sports bettor, Chaz Winston. A.K.A. the Blackstuff Curry, baby.

He's here to give us an expert prediction. On the Ben Paul versus Jake Askin fight? On the Jake Paul versus Ben Askin fight. Funky Ben. And then he's going to get out of here because he's going to get out of here. Hey, I'm chilling. You don't even know. All right, Chaz.

What is your prediction for what's happening? Listen, my boy Ben taking that dub tonight. Damn it. Okay. Well, how much you bet? How much you bet on it, JT? I'm putting 100 on it but now I'm reconsidering so why is

Ben Askren going to win this fight you watch that little clip here we go Jake hit him and he went did you see the weigh in Ben Askren does look like a tub of cream cheese

I think it's going to to be honest at a weigh in I'd rather be big than small not in a good way Also, Jake Paul had a robot behind him for his way in. That was cool. It was pretty cool. He does a lot of things in all of his videos.

He's still a weird man. I think that Jake Paul is going to win. It's not going to be short rounds. I think it's going to go pretty far because Ben got that chinny boy. But I think Jake Paul is winning, and you're going to look like a doof again. That's it. Well, I think you're ugly. So about that.

All right, everybody. That's Chaz. This has been the Piggy Boy Sports Desk. Thank you very much. All right, Chaz. That's enough. You got to go. Adios.

Go watch Geo. I was going to bet money on Ben, but I'm definitely reconsidering now. Chaz, please leave. Yeah, Chaz, come on. Get out of here. We've got to do this in a half hour. All righty. Well, that was that.

So let's see how it goes. I am rooting for Ben Askren. I am also rooting for Ben Askren. It's hard not to like the guy. It is hard not to like the guy, but I know Jake Paul is going to win. It's very easy to not like Jake Paul. Easiest thing to not like Jake Paul. It's very easy.

I still think he gets more hate than deserved, but, yeah, I agree. It's easy to not like him. Fair enough. I'll accept that. But we're going to watch it. We're going to watch it tonight. We'll see. We'll see how well that clip ages, because if anybody remembers the last one, he bet

on Nate Robinson. Got folded like a pancake. That one did not age well. He got folded like a pancake. By the way, totally different topic, actually. All right, let's go. Did your parents ever tell you, like, when they were mad at you, they'd be like, I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.

It's like, did you just threaten to kill me? Oh, yeah. Ma'am? Absolutely. Oh, God, dude. Do it. Try it. And also, that's a mom thing, right?

That's a mom thing. The dad didn't bring us in through his penis. That's what I'm saying. My dad's never said, yeah, I brought you into this world. I can take you out. I'll just kill you. You just came. That's all you did.

You didn't bring me in. You came. I'd like to see my mom try to take me out. Oh, dude, if my mom could kill me, unless I'm sleeping, I'll always say that. Anybody can kill you in your sleep. It's cheating. It's cheating. But if my mom could kill me, I deserve it.

Yeah, that's sleep. That's the thing about sleep. It's the great equalizer. It's the great equalizer. It puts powerful men on their back for nine hours. Nine hours, yeah. You know, you can sleep with one eye open, you know? True.

You have an uncle that can sleep with one eye open? No. Is that a thing that people do? Again, I feel like that's an uncle thing, you know? I can't do it. Sometimes I set up... I did used to be very afraid of people killing me in my sleep because I was afraid of a lot of irrational things.

Naturally. But, so what I did was I created, you know what a Rube Goldberg machine is? it's like a machine that when you hit something it something rolls like a mouse trap yeah yeah and so i would set up these i would close my my bedroom door home alone go to sleep yeah and i would set up these complex traps that would that like you know if if the door opened like you know a pot would like fall from the ceiling and wake me up yeah because i would know immediately like i'm ready to fight your parents ever set it off uh no but the wind did one time the wind did and And I woke up and grabbed my bat.

And my mom was like, what's happening? Yeah, I'm sure that Danny's alarm system will protect him. I don't think you're winning against the intruder, buddy. But it was so dumb looking back. Like, at this point, now I'd rather just be killed in my sleep. Like, don't wake me up. It's not like I'm going to put up a fight. That's what I'm saying.

Just take me slowly in my sleep. Not even quit. Not even quit. Put him in pain. Torture him a little bit. Choke him. Yeah, pinch me and choke me. Spank him.

Spank him. smacked me kiss him he's making sexy that's all i ask if i'm gonna die make it sexy yeah i want i want pleasure and pain true i was uh did you do have any irrational fears when you were a child stuffed bunnies well that's you still have that i still have that yeah stuffed stuffed rabbits i can't do it dude you know i have dreams still that a stuffed rabbit is sitting on a chair like this and i'm in the room and he can see me even though i'm hiding you know and he doesn't move but he's knitting. Wait, you've had this dream multiple times? Multiple times

and still have it from childhood. There's a stuffed rabbit, like Easter decoration, sitting in a chair like that, not moving, but knows where I am, talks to me, and is knitting. And I swear to God, dude, it is the scariest thing in the world. What is he knitting? I don't know. I've never completed it.

I have this one repeat character. I haven't seen him in a couple years, but as a kid, right? You'll be back. I had any different type of dream, right? Like nightmares, normal dreams. I could be playing Pokemon. I remember one, I was with Ash Ketchum, right? In my dream. Nice, nice. And then, but I have this

dark, shadowy... What's his last name? Ketchum. Ash Ketchum. That's his last name? Yeah. I think it's K-E-T-C-H. It's like ketchup. Yeah, it's like ketchup. I didn't even know that. Anyway, continue. Sorry. But yeah, this figure,

right? She's not a black woman, but her skin is all black. Right. But she has a white face, and black wings and everything. Oh, Jesus. She's my nightmare lady, and she was this repeat character.

She would show up in any dream at any time and would attack me. Attack you? Yeah, yeah. I don't think I've ever had repeat characters. That sounds terrifying. Well, he's had the bunny repeat. Yeah, I've had repeat characters.

I've had repeat places. I've had repeat dreams. It was like a year-long period of time where I had the same dream almost every night, and it was a dream where all of our friends together robbed a bank and we robbed it and and and we got away and it was like really close and oh somebody always died but it changed who died during the bank robbery and then when we got when we got home i i opened the duffel bag and there's nothing inside and i wake up someone

stole it someone uh i see yes someone someone double crossed me it's a double cross and i dude i had it like no joke like hundreds of times the same dream over and over again and so i you You know, I was a little six-year-old me. It was like, not six-year-old, like 15-year-old me. Six-year-old me dreaming about Robin Bane. When was the last time you had it? It was like looking up, like what does it mean, you know? When was the last time you had it?

I haven't had it. It was in high school the last time I had it. Dude, I made the mistake of telling my mom one dream once. Bought dream books, sat me down, talked to me. Now, if she watches this, now I'm going to get a, oh, yeah, this stuffed rabbit knitting means you need to cut your hair or something. That's astrology. Well, yeah, when I when I when I looked it up, I realized I fell into the same trap and I realized that dream reading and shit like that.

It's a crock of shit. It's a crockpot. It's it's it's total crockpot. Wing bat. It's nuts. I mean, it's not. Yes and no. OK, OK. If they're like, OK, if a psychologist tells you, OK, you're having bad dreams every night, that means you have like anxiety. Sure. But if they're like, oh, your teeth fall out, that means someone's going to die. That means you have unhealthy pressures in your life that you need to reevaluate and change. Or you lose it. Something big is coming.

Something next. I don't know. Everything's so vague. I got that from a fortune cookie. Oh, dude, fortune cookie, absolutely. Oh, I have a question, too, on the similar vein. Not at all. If The Rock, I don't know why I was thinking about this in the bathroom.

Like Dwayne? Yeah, yeah, Dwayne, the big boy rock. If he messaged you and said, I'm flying you out. Yes, fine. I'll suck your dick. All right, next question. Yeah, I'll suck the rock's dick.

All right, next question. All right, next question. All right, never mind. Next question. No, it was going to be not that, but he's like, no questions. I'm flying you out. You've got to stay with me for a month. Oh, like NBA flying out a model.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. NBA player. Yeah, no questions asked. And you don't know if you've got to work for him, if you've got to. So you are asking if I'll smash the rock. No, not really. Yeah, it's unclear. I'm saying would you so you do it even because I was first of all no one smashes the yeah, no

Call me scissors cuz the rocks gonna smash Thing is like for all you know, he's fine you out so like every time he works out then you lick his bench or some shit Like maybe he's into that But you get you get paid like I don't know you get paid rock money. What's what's rock money? What's rock money? I don't know millions. Oh Millions That's absolutely rock money. Now you're speaking my language.

Yeah, but you just don't know what it is. I think I'd go. I'd go in a heartbeat. I'd be really upset if I find out I have to just lick his bench after every workout and be like, oh, I can't leave now, Mr. Rock, Mr. Dwayne. I'd be upset. But, you know. You could always just leave.

No, you can't. You have to pay out of pocket. Oh, this is a contract. Yeah, it's a month. I'll do it for free if he just sings Moana songs to me in my sleep. Okay, that's, yeah. I don't think The Rock does stuff for other people. I feel like maybe he'd have you sing to him.

No, but he's Moana. He's not Moana. He's not Moana. He's Maui. He's Maui, yes. He's Maui. It's okay. I forgot that.

One time I saw an actual Hawaiian person wearing the hook thing, and I went, oh, the Moana. And he was like, he got very upset. He was like, it's not, you know, this has culture. This has culture. Yeah. And I'm like, well, I'm Moana. I'm sorry. Now I know about it.

I saw the movie. We're on the same train. Moana is here. I don't look I don't just see you and go good with hunting yeah

but Moana is it's absolutely fire Phil Collins and Tarzan you'll be in my heart no reason to make that banger

for a Disney song about a man who lives with apes no reason true the man went off Tarzan's great you like Tarzan

yeah Tarzan's amazing you like him a lot you like Tarzan I love Tarzan I love Tarzan and what's her name June Jane

Jane jane i love it so much is that based on jane goodall oh that's a good point wait what's what's that she's like the monkey whisperer gorilla whisperer i don't i don't think she's dead oh no she got she got eaten by monkeys i was gonna say exactly do you know how many people get their faces ripped off by chimps i just watched you watch that video i did not what i thought you didn't watch i thought you can't watch that stuff literally it was an accident like it just said a youtube video popped up my recommended right it's like travis the chimp and I'm like, oh, I'm going to watch a chimp video.

It's great. He's probably going to wear a little hat. And I watch it. Do a little dance. And it starts out with a 911 call from the chimp. And she goes, ah, he's killing my friend. He's eating her face. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And I went, turned it off. I went, oh, I can't sleep. Yeah, JT's notoriously can't watch people breaking their arms or blood. Have you seen Elon Musk's neurochip? No, that's not true. I just can't watch people dying. I can watch people doing a skateboard trick and break their arm. Oh, so you just can't watch death.

Yeah. Have you seen the Neuralink chimp? Neurochimp? The Neurochimp? No. The Elon Musk thing where it's like... Planet of the Apes? No, yeah, yeah.

And so basically they do this experiment when the chimp is playing this game where he has to hover over a square and if he gets it right, he gets a little bit of banana smoothie. And then they put the Neuralink over, off it, and they take the joystick, like they disconnect it.

And so he's literally just playing with his mind. Crazy. That's cool. So as in he's... So like the joystick is not attached to anything, but he has the Neuralink, you know, whatever Elon Musk puts in your brain, and he's controlling it with just thinking.

You know what's funny is like the conspiracy theorists and everyone are worried that like Bill Gates is going to microchip us, control our minds, all this stuff. But Elon Musk has figured out he can just do it out in the open and he memes about it. And, dude, everyone loves it. Dude, it's like...

I love it. He's doing it now, everybody. These charismatic billionaires, they're dangerous. Yeah, they're taking us down. They're dangerous. Dude, I'll buy it the second it comes out, too. You put it in your skull? Oh, it goes in your skull?

Yeah, right? Oh, it goes into your brain. No, I thought it's a piece of your skull. Oh, no, no, no. But that's where the home is. But the... Got little people living in there? But the little wires, they go into your brain.

Oh, man, I don't know. Maybe I'll wait a month or two. Wait a month or two, and then I'm buying it. Maybe I will, too. I'll let the people who are doing the free trial do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, first, it's like to cure paralysis or something. MS?

No. MS, yeah. All types. All types of non-moving. Dude, you know the biggest scam of a game? You ever play... There's so many. You ever play Mind Flex?

You ever hear of it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When I was a kid. So you put on these headbands. You put on these headbands, and you're supposed to be able to control the ball through these hoops like Professor X

or some shit and I was like maybe Elon Musk just bought that company and took the patent you know maybe they were way too ahead of their time

it didn't work it didn't work what happened with that game I remember seeing commercials it just it was floating balls that's it it was just floating balls

and maybe the wind from your hand moved them a little bit you can't you can't do nothing you're just not smart enough that could have been it there are no brain waves

to detect maybe a chimp could do it do you remember that was one of those toys that I saw in commercials and I was like, I need this. I desperately need this. I need it. Do you ever see those ones

remember when we were kids? The little you can make little slime you can make little critters. And eat them? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That thing always looked fire. I was like, oh my god it looks so cool. And my mom was like, oh

you don't want to play with bugs. I told the story of how I almost killed my brother, right? One of those? No. So, same vein, I got this huge bubble machine for my brother's, I think, like, eighth birthday or something. And he was a little bit wild. So, the bubble mix, this is for children, by the way, but the bubble mix said, do not consume under, like, it was like, do not consume all over the box. I put the bubble soap in the bubble dish where it's supposed to go. My brother runs around screaming, grabs a dish.

Consumes it. Chugs the whole thing. Like a shotgun, this bubbled soap. Oh, my God, what did you do? I said, no, you know, like my knee jerk reaction. And then he like, you know, when a kid knows they did something wrong, it's like they're all cheery, all cheery. And then it's like, oh, they start crying.

Yeah, yeah. He didn't do that. He threw up like like the exorcist, like projectile vomiting, like 14, 15, 16 times. And then, you know, call poison control. The ambulance comes. And then this is holy shit, like a real it was it was it was cold, cold, red, cold, cold. Get him. Get this boy some help.

And then, you know, the main part of the story really is the ambulance and the nurses, how they treated my parents. It's like, it gets kind of dark. They're like, did you give your child poison on purpose? Like, did you try to kill your kid? I swear to God, these are the questions they ask. Because like a psychology thing, I guess it happens often. I'm sure it does.

And it made my parents feel like crap. Because they're like, obviously we didn't mean my kid to consume poison, but he did under our watch. And then these nurses and ambulance people are kind of like messing with their heads. They're like, oh God. Did I kill my kid? These are just run-of-the-mill questions. Name, date of birth, did you poison your kid?

On purpose, did you know that he was going to be playing with this poisonous stuff? It says six up, six plus on the box. Change the description. Do something else. Make a bubble gum. Yeah, that is intense. I've never called poison. Is there a number for poison control?

I think it's just 9-1-1. 9-1-1 is the big umbrella. There is a poison control number, though. That you're supposed to call. Yeah, but I feel like 911 will do it. I don't want, no, no, no, you idiot, don't call 911, call Poison Control. I'd be like, what are you talking about? How many calls a day do you think Poison Control gets where it's like, I drank an entire bottle of Dawn dish soap.

Am I going to live? No, I think it's more like my wife, I think she's putting rat poison in my soup, you know, like shit like that. Yeah, that's true. Or what about people drinking antifreeze? Antifreeze is apparently delicious, very sweet. Kills you though. That's why kids always drink it. How do they know to drink it in the first place?

What is antifreeze again? It goes in your car or something? Literally, you would put it in your car or whatever. If you're leaving something out for the winter and you don't want liquid parts in it to freeze, you put antifreeze in it. It's different than windshield wiper fluid, correct? Definitely.

Because windshield wiper fluid looks tasty. Antifreeze is tasty. Antifreeze is tasty. What color is it? Blue, definitely. I don't even know. It does sound like a blue. It sounds like a blue.

Windex? Oh, God. I'd bathe in it. They look so pretty. Yeah, why do they make these things so fluorescent? Yeah, make them black, you know? Yeah, make it look gross. Yeah, make it like pasty white.

Are they copying Gatorade, or is Gatorade copying them? They're definitely copying Gatorade. Why? They want kids to chug that stuff down. Because it's big Windex, you know? They're in cahoots with Poison Control. They're in cahoots with Gatorade. It's how it goes.

Windex does hit different, though. Like, it cleans a window real good. That window, you could, like, run right into it. Their whole commercial is, dude, it's so clean, you will kill birds because they won't be able to see it. Like, the birds in the commercials fly into it and die. Yeah, the commercial is animals being murdered. One time at my old job, we had a huge, huge glass panes that were separating this, like, two parts of this office. There we go.

And we had like an office Christmas party and a woman, she was double fisting two full to the brim cocktails and walked at a ferocious pace towards what she thought was an open field. Boom. Right in the kisser. Right in the kisser. The drinks go everywhere. She's like crying.

Everybody's looking because it was very loud. and on the window her face print was just like that's the killer the lipstick, the makeup, the whole thing caked onto the window and we just didn't clean it for like five days because it was

too funny it was so funny if that happens to you at a party, what are you doing? I'm leaving in fact, I'm surprised she didn't quit that job right on the spot, I'm going home there's no like clever smooth way

to like make a joke and then boom hey how do you get up who put that there that's pretty good that's pretty good and then we

so we decided to put we put like curtains on it so it was very clear yeah that it was in fact a window or you put like the bubble text

it's like this is glass this is glass birds can't read they don't know it was very funny yeah no there really is no no getting away from that

I guess you just quit walk away you just walk away you're losing the rent payments you're not paying the bills or you act like

you've been seriously injured because you know like you ever you ever more attention yeah I know but you ever like laugh at somebody

and then they're like oh actually like my arm is broken and you're like oh yeah it's only funny when you know like if you hear someone

like fall off a ladder it's not funny until you see they're okay now it's funny yeah it's like no harm no foul is that what that expression means

in a way yes yeah you check if they're okay first then you laugh not the other way around yeah no no you don't laugh first

because then you're like you might have just laughed at a person dying yeah you don't do yeah yeah especially you know when the ambulance comes and they're like oh wait it's not looking good or you laugh harder that's how you cope yeah cope can of coke that's true you did you have you ever walked into a piece of glass i've walked through countless screens i just walked right through screens are there that's opaque not transparent i know i know but i but sometimes sometimes uh maybe when When you got to go, you got to go. No, but the thing about a screen is it has give,

so you'll just walk through, you know? Like one of those, like you're at a high school football game and you're bashing through the banner. Yeah, the flag. I've always wanted to do that, by the way. Apparently it's tough. That looks so fun. I did actually, there's this one time we were in Burger King

in high school and this girl was glass smashing. Give me a second. And then she like, I don't know, I guess we were being assholes or something. We were probably being rude, but it didn't matter because she goes you know you guys suck

turned around right into glass and then you know she didn't say anything she just ran out and like sprinted away like a cartoon but if you looked at the glass

just her nostril print and like her cheek was there it's like this is very funny do those places by the way still have do they still have like massive massive play pens

no I think that was kind of like a that was was that our generation thing a little bit too it's like you're just asking for pedophiles

yeah it's like it's like this guy this guy is on his It's like a zoo. Adults weren't in there. No, no, no. They're watching. It's a big glass.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a big glass. Oh, yeah. Some of them were just... Like a creep pretending to just eat food for a while. Also, I could have became Electro Man in there. I got shocked by everything in there. I believe that.

You touch anything, it's just... Yeah, but then you go and like, oh, someone shit in the ball pit, so they had to close it down. It's like, is that a real thing, or are they saying that so they don't have to watch these kids and catch a case? People. People shit. People shit the ball pit?

Every ball pit that's ever existed, someone's shitting on them. Someone's shitting on them. For sure. Yeah, definitely. You ever see someone shit in the pool? It's the worst. You got to close the whole thing down. I have never seen it.

It depends if it's a floater or if it's a mist. If it's a brown mist, it gets scary. You know one time, right? Me and my cousin are at this hotel, and we're in the pool, and we're playing, and we go under, and we see something that looks like little nuggets of poop. Okay. But we don't have goggles on, so it's kind of unclear. So we say, like, hey, is that poop?

And then word catches, goes around, and everyone's like, poop, poop, poop in the pool. It's like calling shark. And then they literally call everyone out, but one kid dives in with goggles and goes, it's just like little nuts or something. I don't know, something from a tree. So we cleared out the whole pool. We just lightly suggested that there might be fecal matter, and the whole pool evacuated. It's like calling shark at the beach.

Now you can't accidentally call. You can't subtly call shark. Same thing happened there, too. That's why you got to have a light-colored pool bottom so that you can see through the bottom. At my vacation house in New Jersey, they have this place that's like a pool, and you can jump off a rock into this deep pool. And that used to be totally black-bottomed, so it would look like a lake. That'd be terrifying.

And so it would kind of look more natural, you know? But someone jumped off the rock, broke their neck at the bottom of the pool, and was just there for, like, a long time. How long was a long time? Like all long. I guess he got stuck on the little... This is terrible. The little thing.

And it was at a... And then there was... I don't think so. What? Oh, oh, oh, dead. He was there for like days. And then there was like a party. People rented it out for a party.

Oh my God. And someone jumped and saw him at the bottom of the pool. And everybody freaked out. And then they... And now that's why half of the pool... How bloated he would be. Half of the pool is still black. And half of the pool where you jump is...

It's red. Yeah, it's covered in blood. I would like my money back. No, now it's half of it's like the, I guess, blue. Dude, I don't even like, dude, I don't even like, you know how to get away from a wave crashing and kind of have to dive under it? Yeah. If I'm far enough out, I don't even like doing that.

I'm like, I'm diving into, I could be diving into a shark's mouth right now. It's like, I can't, I don't even, I don't even do that at risk of the unknown, a black pool at the bottom. And then I find out there was a corpse. Dude, I don't think I'd ever swim again. Never jumping off a rock. I don't like swimming in the ocean for that exact reason. I don't like just putting my feet in unknown holes, crab holes.

You guys are pretentious, and you've grown up in your city. You're city slickers. I don't care. You're city scum. I don't care. I don't care. We know you'd swing from trees and climb ropes. I grew up with the monkeys.

And burrow hole and your head in the sand and stuff. Psychotic. People who still want to get buried in the sand, stay away from me. That's number two. Is that you two? I'm going to bury you in the sand. Yo, sand sucks. Dude, terrible.

Sand is shitty. Dude, who goes to the beach and goes, yo, bro, bury me. Bury me right now. You see that shovel? Bury me. It's going to be great. You're ruining your whole day. Ruining your whole day.

Yeah, no. I'm going to bury my dick in your ass. Sand, no. It's sandy. You can't. I went to the beach. Sand's great. The ocean's great.

Lakes. I've never gone to a lake. The beach is so overrated. A lake would never have, like, a shark in it. Yeah, well. Unless it's, like, Lake Placid. That's alligators. Movie.

Oh, yeah. That's alligators. Crocodiles. Lakes have snakes. You know, there are water snakes. Lakes, bro. Lake snakes. Water, it's called a water moccasin, I believe.

That's a shoe. It's a poisonous, it's a poisonous lake snake. It's named after the snake. Oh, sorry, sorry. Yeah, because you put your foot on it, and then you die. Yeah, that's true. Like real moccasins, yeah. If you ever wear a moccasin

Ooh, I spiked it My bad, my bad, listeners If you ever wear a moccasin It's a death sentence It's a death sentence You're gonna be dead But lake snakes are terrifying I was kayaking once

And some guy was like The guy whose lake it was Was like, hey You know, watch out for the water Snakes I don't like snakes in general I hate snakes And now they're floating

And they can kill me And they're named after a shoe What the fuck is this? And I hate moccasins too Get rid of them all No, moccasins are mad at coffee moccasins are the shit actually you can't like the shoe

and hate the snake you can't pick just one either you like both or you hate both pick a chud I guess so dude what about the fish that if you pee in the

in the water it swims up your pee pee hole and then you gotta cut off your pee pee you don't have to cut it off I think something like that I think a lot of times maybe it's bad enough

I think a lot of times you have to cut off your pee pee I think if you don't if you don't jerk off within like 10 minutes it's over you know pee attracts attracts sharks

you have to release you gotta come it out you gotta come it out alright Well, then I'll be fine. You know pee attracts sharks and attracts fish? Shark sugar?

I thought that's poop. Yeah. I thought poop attracts it. I don't think poop attracts it. I definitely don't think it's pee. No. There'd be so many sharks. Blood more than anything.

Well, yeah. But pee as well. Really? Yeah. You ever pretend to get stung by a jellyfish and then ask a stranger to pee on you? That's a Danny thing. Every time I go to the beach. Once a week, probably.

Oh, I got stung by a jellyfish to my mouth. I think right here. I think right here. Please. Were you licking the jellyfish? I don't know. I don't know. Just please.

I need some liquid. I need some golden. Is that true, too? No, it doesn't. You guys ever get stung, though? By anything? No. I never got...

Dude, I am too quick. You know, bees can't catch me. Jellyfish can't sting me. Too quick. I did, but it's not like... Why, by what? Jellyfish. Boxer?

That's the one that kills people. Yeah, no, you do that. And it's box jellyfish. No, it's not like a sting sting. It's not like an electric eel or a bee. It's like... Ow. I didn't feel anything,

and then I just had a jellyfish sting rash. after I was like oh this is like really tender and I'm like looking at it you see what I'm saying but does it like burn

after yeah you see what I'm saying I didn't feel anything I didn't feel anything like in the moment I was out in the ocean see that's too far in the ocean

who just I was just out in the ocean far enough to get stung out in the osh baby that's too far you don't want to go out in the ocean were you surfing

I was boogie boarding puss who gets stung what is a boogie boarding how do you boogie board novice it's essentially just the first step

to surfing like you see when you surf They're doing this They're lying down on the board And then they stand up Boogie board You just can't stand up

You never boogie board You never boogie board No I have boogie board I don't like the I did it once I don't like the material They're made out of It shaves your nipples

You need a good one You need a good one It destroys Oh you need a You need a water shirt Yeah your shirt I boogie board Your board rash

I boogie boarded once And then the tip of the board Hit the sand And it flipped me And I really hurt my hips And I snapped my board in half Never did it again Things don't work very well

You guys are just a bunch of I tried to surf once, same thing nipples evaporated and no nipple man but it was pathetic I stood for like a second and all these

Brazilian guys were laughing at me this is also in Brazil one out of every three Danny stories, by the way a lot of interesting things happen when you're in a random ass country I'm surprised you weren't an all star surfer

It's very surprising. Really? You were surprised by that? Yeah, I'm surprised. Yeah, it's really shocking. I was wearing a wetsuit, and the dumpy was showing. The dump truck was showing. Dude, wetsuits are, you know, they're a look.

I never want a wetsuit. I want to. I want to wear a tux under my wetsuit, and then go in the ocean and come out and have a dry tux. Like James Bond or something. That's called a dry suit. Yeah. Oh, shit. A wetsuit won't keep you dry.

So my suit would have been ruined. Thank God. In a wetsuit, yeah. Thank God I didn't try that. In a dry suit. They tested on Mythbusters. They went in tuxedo and everything, put a dry suit on, and went under, and... Dry.

James Bond style. That's cool. Shot someone. Excuse me? I don't know. Have you ever done scuba diving? No. No.

You know those old scuba things, where it's just like an upside down jar, essentially, and you put it on your head, and you go in, and the suction keeps it air-filled. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, what's that called? it's called something the person I have no idea the suit is called something

but I know what you're talking about it's like like the pirates used to just drop bells into the same thing it's like the big round it's a big round thing and it has like a gate on it

yeah yeah yeah I know what you're talking about I don't know what it's called spelunkers no no that's a cave thing that's no no that's a

that's a that's oh that's kerplunk jeez yeah kerplunkers it's kerplunkers the hit 2011 game the game was

let's get on the same page marbles and the sticks no no no okay So Kerplunk, fantastic game. That's true. Spelunk. Diving.

That's a minor or something. Diving into a cave or something. Sputnik? That's a Russian astronaut. That's Sputz. Close enough. Combine them all. Point is.

Drop it in the comments. What do you think the thing that we're talking about? If you even know what's happening, what is it called? It's a Skplutnik. I hope that's not an Urban Dictionary racy term. Yeah, that does sound like an Urban Dictionary. It's like, whoa, when the woman shits in your hair and you have to comb it out. Dude, Urban Dictionary is wild, dude.

You ever do this scroll? Yeah. I got a flaming Komodo dragon last night. I was like, what is that? What is that? Is that a dish? Is that a sushi roll? Yeah, there are some good ones, though.

No, she's shitting my hand. Like, okay. Too much information. I remember we figured out that you can just add things to Urban Dictionary. Oh, dude, this is so funny. Which should have been very obvious. No officiating body is approving all of this stuff. Yeah, yeah, and we would look up each other's names and all of our names and something different.

We'd put our last names in there, our friends' last names, and then say, like, you know, Big Loser with Small Penis. Anybody who has the same Big Loser with Small Penis. And then we'd go, like, and then we'd, you know, bring it up. Very, like, not, very obvious that what we were doing. We're like, oh, let's all look at our names in Urban Dictionary. And then we're like, ha, ha, look at it, Small Dick Loser. Speaking of that. Puccio.

Drilled them Speaking of that All offense intended Anyone who I've Anyone who I've seen Post on like Instagram A screenshot of what

Their urban dictionary name Says about them Should be castrated And maybe killed Castrated and maybe killed They shouldn't be allowed To reproduce But they should

I've never even seen that Me neither Oh I've seen it At least a dozen times Alright so if it's If it's that rare Then yeah Just get rid of them

It'll be like Leslie Leslie's a strong Independent woman And they read this And screenshot it And post it on their story It's like oh this speaks to me I am a strong, independent woman.

I should put that up for myself. Leslie, boy's name too, though. Could have been a boy. There was a weird time in social media 10 years ago where it was all kind of new and everybody didn't know how to use it. So they would just post a ridiculously random thing. I'm hungry today.

Or remember when it was in Facebook, it would say your name and then it would say your status. So you would just post, It's feeling sad. And then it would say, JT Holden is feeling sad. I'd be like, oh. Yeah, what about the opposite end? It's like, oh, man, JT's feeling sad today.

Scroll. You know, it's like, oh, man. Yeah, I remember one of my first Instagram posts before I scrubbed it was just, like, a picture of a fork that had three prongs instead of a fork. And I was like, can you believe this? This is a trident. This is not a fork. This is a three.

This is a three. This is a three. Three. Three. How am I going to eat my soup? Yeah, I think we're good here also. But really, let's get out of here. JT, come on.

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