Picky Boys Podcast - JT Ruined ANOTHER Birthday Party! - Picky Boys Podcast #389

Episode Date: August 24, 2025

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Welcome back to the Bickey Boys podcast. We got Danny, JT, and Antonio. We got Tony, two tattoos right here. Give me those glasses. You look different, Antonio. Are these your prescription, Jason? Holy shit, these are the dirtiest glasses I've ever put on. Yeah, he doesn't have good lens care because he doesn't wear real glasses. Yeah, he's not a true glasses wearer, so how would he know?

Bro, put these on. oh my it's like i'm looking through a swamp although to be fair i will say that you do kind of just get used to it like as your as your glasses get dirty you don't even realize how dirty they become i don't think you understand how dirty no i mean they're very they're very dirty i know let's see well yeah these are pretty gross it looks honestly it's like someone came all over them so wait why do glasses get so dirty is there like fumes coming off your eyes or is it literally just breathing he probably just touches it with his fingers oh it's all fingerprints he doesn't have good glasses etiquette because he doesn't wear them because he

doesn't wear them antonio is not here today he is living it up uh getting freaky at disneyland yes but he has requested a call actually and i'm a little scared about it he has requested that we phone him into the show uh jason is here and uh let's just get into it i guess yeah so So, on Saturday night, Jason had a birthday party, a celebration of his life. Celebration of life. Celebration of his life. And I got very, very drunk. Drunkest person there.

As you should be. Drunkest person there for sure. And then, which by the way, I was already the drunkest person there. And then our friend Mike, he made me take another shot. Don't blame him. Oh, you don't go up to the drunk. I didn't go, hey, Mike, want to take a shot? You go up to the drunkest person at a party and say, hey, you want to take a shot?

of course i'm gonna say yes that's true in his defense and i agree we did not know you're that drunk it was like just at the last 30 maybe hour or two we just we saw you stumbling around but before that we had no clue okay well regardless i will take 50 blame for sure but anyway i refuse to believe that i feel like jt's pretty obvious when he's drunk it's pretty obvious to tell if jt's drunk they have no awareness there's a lot going on whenever whenever jt is like it becomes a golden retriever mode that means he's drunk oh and i was golden retriever mode because there was literally a golden retriever there and i was hanging out like with that dude that dude was so cool he had very touchy with the golden retriever what is that supposed to be you're petting him

no you're petting him nice he's cool he's a cool dog was he i said was he neutered he said no he's cool he still got his balls he does still have his balls no way he's a big pair of balls he's a little bitey yeah wait is does neutering cut the balls or is it just like a vasectomy so it just cuts the vas deferens and then you could have the balls still no no so it cuts the balls it definitely cuts the balls i'm pretty sure i could be wrong but um because it's it actually it also like changes dogs personalities it's not just uh like a vasectomy ideally doesn't change your personality but uh neutered dogs behave very differently from cats too yeah yeah And it changes, I think, like, female, like, spaying, I guess is the word.

It changes female cats and dogs even more, I think. Yeah, I guess they're not all horned up if your balls are gone. Dude, if you have a pet female cat, and maybe Jason would know about this, but apparently, like, when they're in heat, they just walk around your house going like, come fuck me, and they just walk around asking you to fuck them. The person whose house we're at, I don't know if you saw, they had a cat uh recently got spayed or fixed whatever the hell that's called before that she was like when when she was in heat she rubbed on every object like it was insane that seems i guess

it's necessary or else they'll be just be fucking everything yeah yeah so that's good but anyway so here's what i'm worried about because i don't i remember i'd say 90 of the night i definitely don't remember the uber ride home and i don't know how i got in because i also didn't have my keys yeah so i'm a little confused on that and i i didn't know and i wasn't really worried because i woke up in my bed anyway but then antonio tells me oh you don't remember okay call me on the next podcast because i'll be away and i have to tell the story well we were supposed to film a podcast the next day and then antonio was like there's absolutely no shot in hell that jt is awake and we were like how do you know this like jt's been on a generational run he might be

awake and antonio and antonio is like no no there's no way he's awake i'll tell you why on the podcast so we've got we've got some something to get to the bottom of and then uh jason also i there's some anecdotes some gripes perhaps that he has with me from the party i have gripes with him as well so we'll have to get into that maybe after you want to call antonio now yeah sure yeah let's see if the answer i'm extremely curious what happened i'm i'm i'm a little concerned that he because i do a lot of reputational work to uphold the good holding name yes of course i don't want to silly silly the great holding name it's been it's been very highly regarded for generations and i'm worried this story might do it but if i gotta go down with the ship i gotta

go down with the ship i'm calling antonio now hopefully he picks up oh hello oh my gosh were you just were you looking at my contact info waiting for me yeah oh okay i was like god i really sense that jt's gonna call me because he told me he's gonna call me yes i did okay well um i'm nervous to hear this story are you ready to tell it i don't know what happened saturday night oh the jt uh ruining my sleep story oh ruining my okay ruining his sleep all right fair fair i mean that's i guess expected dude it was like 3 30 like maybe four o'clock and i get a ring at the doorbell i'm like all right i'm not answering that you know me and then it was two rings then it was four rings and it was six rings i'm like all right i don't know what's going on i get up

i answer the front door already upset by the way and this random man just comes up to me and goes does james holden live here it was random never seen him before he's holding up his phone trying to prove something to me i wasn't looking and i'm like usually i would go no because i'm like that i'm like no i don't know who you're looking for he doesn't live here he doesn't live in the state usually i do that but i was too tired he caught me i'm like yeah he goes all right he won't get out of my car i'm like what are you talking about and then he shows me he was trying to show me on the phone that he's an uber so now so now i'm walking he didn't park anywhere near the house by the way nowhere near that so that's like a block i'm walking and then i turn the corner

and the back seat door is open and I just see like JT's head on the seat. He sprawled out in the back of the seat like a dog. And I'm like, JT. This is starting to make sense. I'm like, JT, brother, what are you doing?

The guy tells me to record you. I'm like, no. He goes, this is really funny. Record. I'm like, you never snap a brother while he's down. Yeah, true. And then I like sit you up kind of and you sit up and you give me one of those yeah well the squirrel and the coconut that's a classic like what the hell are you talking about so i get you up and i get you out

of the car and like oh god that was like a 20 minute process but eventually you stand up you leave whatever you left i had to go into the uber i got your wallet your phone your keys i'm like this guy has no idea what's going on so i grabbed that i made my underwear the whole time by the i don't know if i mentioned that i don't think you did no no no no no yeah and then like you just stumble inside you go through my floor i think you bang a couple walls and then i hear you stomp to your bed definitely a plop definitely definitely yeah yeah it's one of the bed breakers honestly where you just fall onto it honestly i thought you were going to come to the ceiling that's usually what danny sounds like when he falls off his bed you know that's starting to

This makes a whole lot of sense because I do not remember getting in, and I do specifically sort of have a memory in the Uber of like looking at the time, seeing, oh, 25 minutes. All right, I'm just going to rest my eyes a bit, and I kind of did one of these, you know, like an airplane sleep where you just kind of hunch down and try to take a nap, and I guess it evolved into a full-blown sleep in the Uber. It was a full-on, like, he was, like, at a hotel with a mattress. I thought the guy was going to put a blanket on him. Five stars. I hope you gave him. I didn't. I had no idea until today this happened.

It was, like, three days later. Pretty chill Uber driver, honestly. It's the best case scenario. No, he was super cool. I mean, he woke me up. That wasn't too cool. But also, like, he was just hoping, praying someone was in the house. If he was ringing that doorbell, I don't know what he would have done to get you up.

What have you done with you? You got to dump me somewhere if that happens. If no one picks up, you've got to dump them and continue your shift as an Uber driver. Oh, that's good. I hope this transitions into Danny's awesome Uber story. I'm sure he has one. Wait, what? I don't have an Uber.

What does that mean? I don't know. This guy's always peeing and pooping. I haven't done anything bad in Uber. Recently. Recently. I haven't done anything bad in Uber. What are you talking about?

Yeah, recently. all right well i we me and jason have some anecdotes to get into perhaps some arguments as well about the night so we're gonna have to why do you keep saying anecdotes that is not the right word that's good that you're using danny's app to find a new word today because well we're gonna it's definitely it's some things that we might not agree on we'll see what happens well i know the definition of what that is i don't think you do because that's not what it is either. Oh, he's absolutely right.

That's not what anecdote is. Well, I meant anecdote because it's going to be my anecdote versus his anecdote because they might not line up. That is not what an anecdote is either. Is anecdote not just like a story? No, an anecdote is like a story you use to prove a point. Like, I don't know, like you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

Like, that's an anecdote for something. I feel like an anecdote can just be a story. I don't think it can be a story. All right, fair enough, fair enough. Can we get... Jason, can you look that up? Is there a producer? Can we get a producer?

Antonio, look that up. We should have got producer Chaz or something. We should have had producer Chaz. So true. All right, so, Jason, where would you like to start on the night here? It was a great birthday party, by the way. Thank you so much for having me. No problem.

You weren't a menace. You texted me the next day like, oh, I'm sorry. No, because there was one thing I did that I... It was a complete mistake, complete misunderstanding. And I feel bad about. I think I know. Yeah. Well, you didn't break anything.

JT might be right, actually. Hold on. Wait. An anecdote is a short, amusing, or interesting story about a real incident or person. What a perfect usage of the word anecdote. Yeah, that's my bad. I don't know what anecdote means. I think you're thinking of like anecdotal evidence, right?

Because that's used to prove something. But anyway, so you want to start at how the night started at the arcade? I don't even know where to start. Oh, okay. Jason invited us to this wonderful arcade. It was a great time. It's called Round One Arcade. It's huge.

Absolutely massive. They have drinks and everything there. And they have a lot of claw machines, which is where we spent a lot of the time. And we won a few prizes, some of us more than others. Some of us were so bad at the claw machine that the worker came by, saw how many attempts were had on it, opened it up, and said, oh, you won this, right? You won this. I saw you win this. You won this.

And then Jason just went, now I don't even want it anymore. Damn, it was a pity. You got a pity open. Honestly, it felt terrible. It felt like I got blue balled. No, I maybe wouldn't even want it, honestly. No, what's the point? No, no.

I could get this for $10 on Amazon. Do you think I actually care about the stuffed animal? Like, no. It's the glory. Yeah, it's the winning. Well, I was on like a good streak. Not really. But I won two things first try.

And then I went into the gutter. i mean you can't you used all your skill points there yeah so at a certain point in the night it was like right when we're about to leave i was i just made the decision i am spending all my money to get this curvy plushie and i was there for like what like 10-15 minutes and then the worker came up opened it up and gave it to me and i felt terrible it was just a classic claw machine it's like uh yeah it was a big one though like oh they have like smaller ones that are kind of easier and this is the big one yeah you know those are those are totally rigged by the way yeah this is besides like a payout yeah exactly there is no it's literally a casino yeah they're

like because each time you grab it it does the same thing right but one out of every 10 times it actually holds on to it and it's just it it's they have a formula to calculate like how often they should actually strengthen the claw grip to the point where it can pick up a plushie so like one out of every ten times or something, it will be enough to hold a plushie. Yeah. I hate knowing all these facts. Me too. Just let me live life thinking it's a

skill-based competition. I would love to think that, because I was crushing it. But I just was getting lucky, honestly. But, yeah, so that happened. We won a couple prizes. It's like a Japanese arcade, so I had a lot of sake. You did. You had, I guess, a few.

I had a big glass of... What did they have? pure white sake. It looked like I was drinking milk the whole night. I was actually just telling people it was milk because it was funnier

and they would react strangely. You also had, they had Trulies on tap. You had... Yeah, they had Trulies on tap. They had draft Trulies. Love that. That's great.

Had one or two of those. But yeah, so then there's a, that's the, I guess the pre-party. Yeah. And then the main party was that. So I got a plushie.

Yeah, you got a few plushies, I think. Yeah. This one, very nice one. Probably my favorite one I got that night. It was a mushroom.

Okay. And then when we got back to my friend's house, there was a dog. And this dog really liked the mushroom plushie. He was going after it. He liked it so much that it could have been mistaken that someone thought it was a dog toy. Oh. There was a clip on it. What was the clip for?

The dog? You could clip it to a dog's leash, keychain. What's that shit called? Wait, this is necklace? No. Like a collar? Collar. Yes.

This is the aforementioned golden retriever? Yes. Yes. Okay. so i don't know at a certain point the dog was just following me around everywhere and trying to like i had it clipped onto my waist like on the belt loop and he was just damn how big was it it wasn't that big it was like oh so you had it like labubu style yeah yeah it's actually your belt yes it is exactly four inches by four inches by five inches oh okay all right um so i don't

know at a certain point i i didn't want to tease the dog i didn't want to follow me around so i just tossed it on the table where everyone was sitting and i just like started walking back into the house to grab a drink and then i just heard everyone screaming like jt no jt and i just turned around probably three seconds went by i turned around and the dog has it in his mouth and he is going he's going to town on it by the way he's going to town by the way beautiful catch by the dog because i like i like poked it to him and he just chomped it out of the air it was great uh very satisfying so then i like ran over and i like grabbed his jaw oh dude like three people ran over with you yeah well i was trying to pry it open i could not get it open i'm not the one

who does this like whenever he eats a rock or like a seashell like other people do it so then yeah our friend like two of my other friends had to come and it was like it was all of us like prying this dog's mouth open to get this toy and when we got it open it was yeah i actually have a photo it was in rough shape so i do have a photo of the condition it looks so sad it does look very sad afterward it's covered in dog slobber but the good news is jason i have ordered you a new one oh i ordered you two new ones because like i wasn't sure there's like a big one and a small one and i was like did i ruin the big one or the small one so i just got them both so one's a keychain the other one's just like a plushie i guess so i've ordered you two new

little mushroom guys thank you and uh yeah all is well in the world and honestly just give that one to the dog at this point he loved it so much i might as well yeah is there can you just give any toy to a dog or is there like dog toys specifically hmm it might be a stuffing thing i don't know yeah there's like i think i mean dogs dog toys have stuffing they but they used to give kids toys with just lead in them so i think true i think the dog will be fine yeah Those kids were fine, right? Also, all the paint had lead in them. But there was a big thing, like, kids ate paint chips.

I don't know why you would ever eat paint chips. You can't get in the mind of those kids? I can't get – no, I cannot get in the mind of those kids. I do know somebody that did that. I mean, I guess if I saw, like, a blue, like, little chip, you could want to eat it maybe just to see what it tastes like. Okay, so I think kids just put anything and everything in their mouth. at a certain age that's true

like coins whatever it doesn't have to taste good so but yeah eating that stuff can literally mess you up for life

like don't eat paint chips he's right don't eat paint chips like essentially lower your IQ for the rest of your life because as a kid

you had lead paint in the walls which every house did like how old is this house like probably 100 years old right

no I guess maybe 80 whatever it is it's 80 years old dude these walls been painted over so many times if you just dig in and you can test this with like a lead tester i'm sure like 10 layers back in the paint there's a lot there's light yeah 100 so well anyway we just got serious for a sec so don't eat the paint don't eat the paint

but yeah so that's that's how the party went i stayed way later than i should have because i had an opportunity to go home with someone like an hour or two earlier and i was i definitely should have but i was having so much fun you remember that yeah i remember dude i remember like every i was so confused because you said you you're like oh uber later like in 30 minutes i'm like is that worth it is you want to stay here for 30 minutes and it's like a 50 uber by the way honestly it sounds like a very successful birthday party that was fun and it sounds like you kind of stuck the landing like if you remember all of the night and then just like uh kind of hazy on how you got home that's that's a good night in my book yeah that's good in the book of danny that's

a good night sure you might have you know upset your uber driver a little bit but he seemed like a chill guy he seemed like the least upset out of anyone i upset that i know honestly antonio should have filmed it it would have been funny you know you're not supposed to film a brother while he's down but that's like that's if the thing isn't funny like if it's what's happening is not funny well that that sounds like hilarious what was happening yeah if the uber driver is cool with it i would have recorded you yeah i'd say probably the most the people who are most upset that night was probably antonio and jason not the uber driver yeah so well yeah i think you did good yeah the drunkest person there you did fine i do stand by that you don't go off to the

drunkest person there and ask them take a shot because i'm gonna say yes and that's definitely partially my fault that i'll say yes but i agree that's psychotic move like yeah you don't poke the bear you know we just didn't know at a certain point and then i saw him like you know how jt gets when he's drunk he's like stumbling or swiveling that look he has on his face yeah a little glassy eyes yeah nothing behind him yeah nothing not not quite focusing on any one uh once once i saw you doing that i was like all right he's pretty drunk but you know sometimes you're the you're drunker than the the birthday boy the birthday girl you know yeah it happens i feel like the birthday boy should be the drunkest but i i agree it happens

sometimes i agree too but yeah i've definitely been the drunk drunk but also but also if you weren't drinking at you know good enough capacity then sometimes you gotta out drink the birthday boy yeah it was weird i didn't drink that much i'm like gonna do probably like five or six drinks you know so do you have a question or is this relinquish are those uh duties relinquished for this episode i don't know you can see oh he's got the mobile the mobile uh setup here don't judge my tiny laptop we're all judging tremendously is this so people can't see you yeah so they can't see me Is that real? I mean, there's a camera there.

Yeah, but there's a camera on my phone, too. No one covers their phone camera. There's an argument you should. That's true. I mean, I'll tell you this. I don't know a single person who's ever covered their phone camera. No, I don't. But laptops and, like, webcam camera, like, whatever, I cover those.

But Mark Zuckerberg covers his, so what does that tell you? No, I mean, I get why you should cover it, but I'm just saying there's so many cameras. This is a discrepancy of cameras. like now i have a i have a laptop in my room i have my phone in my room i have my vr headset in my room i can't cover every camera every time i'm just i'm i've just kind of accepted at this point that there's a video of me like jerking it that's what i've accepted because it only takes one time right you can cover it 100 times and then 101th time you didn't and the phone camera

has like a back and front view too yeah that's no i think about that sometimes like in the bathroom like this thing there's a wide range too yeah i know yeah but iphones are also like very very secure i'd say because they're they're kind of baby proofed to the point where you can't really download malware malware or it's really hard but something like a windows computer i've way easier to get a virus on i've seen people like hack into like uh call center cameras and like they could just see everyone like somebody could just do that to me that's true but what are you gonna see you're not gonna see anything good yeah nothing nothing good well nothing bad you know what are you gonna see he's just gonna no one who cares of that you're just like lounging

around maybe you're a little naked a little naked i don't know what's what's the difference between that and a lot naked i don't know i feel like if you're i feel like well i don't know i feel like if you're soft you're a little naked okay okay i can actually get behind this wait wait wait what and if you're if you're engaged and ready for sex that's like full naked yeah i agreed this because like you'd rather no it's not about what you rather but this is a great this is a great question which one would you rather get caught in i mean looking good or or looking not so good or maybe both of them don't look so good i don't know that's that's a tough question it isn't that's a tough question i'd rather be at my best i think i'd rather be at

what i think is my best i don't know i'd probably rather be at not at my best well no that's not that's a weird way to put it but i think i'd rather just be like i don't know i feel like it's like somebody being naked is not inherently sexual you know yeah and i guess that also leaves more uh open to the imagination yes exactly because it could be a grower could be a grower could be it could be a show i don't know and then the other one is just up this is what he's working what he's working with yeah it leaves more exactly it leaves more to the imagination that's a great way that's a great point okay well so if a hacker's out there please only release the soft stuff yes please by the way was that your question um no that was a good would you rather uh i'm gonna get

at least antonio's not here to yell at me but this is a little warning you know typical question i don't think we need warnings anymore uh i saw it on reddit i think i need a warning if you didn't give one at this point all right so here it is here's here's the question okay you get five hundred dollars a day okay okay love that but every time you take a shit you clog the toilet oh and you need to call a plumber or snake yourself plumber or snake yourself and five hundred dollars a day is like 180k salary tax free yes sure oh that's basically like a three hundred thousand dollar salary right you live in new york yeah without taxes okay that was a slow day for questions sounds like it was a completely normal average day for questions jason i wouldn't

i wouldn't stoop this low no honestly this is just like this is such a headache it would make me not want to shit at all yeah now going out would be terrible obviously i have to sneak it myself i'm not gonna like get 500 a day and then spend 400 of those dollars on a plumber every time yeah yeah plumbers a couple hundred bucks so and you might poop twice in a day yeah i'm typically a 1 bm per uh 1 bm per day guy but i could poop twice in a day yeah you said that so a plumber's not necessary but a snake is a drain snake uh or is it clogged to that point what like a plunger wouldn't do it i don't think so and what happens if i just shit in the bucket great question yes that's too easy you've been outsmarted that's too easy what are you gonna what if you're at a

restaurant or at a bar you wouldn't make a good like you wouldn't make a good well no this was the question you just got out smart you just got out smart five seconds and also a restaurant or bar i would i don't want to be this guy and in general in life i'm not this guy but it also like not my problem huge huge not my problem you want to guess what those are not my monkeys and this is not my circus not my circus at all it's not no that's a good point that's the best place i actually might exclusively poop at restaurants from now on because it's someone else you don't time to deal with it just to go to a starbucks all right and i'll leave a big tip every time you're on a date you go back to this person's house oh i mean i don't shit at in that situation

it's uncontrollable it's an urge you have to go or you shit your pants i i i have gone home i swear to god i have gone home if i needed to shit on like a first encounter i think that's fair like some level i'm like oh come on it's just a human function it's not that big deal but also No. First date. Now, if we're talking third, I think you got to rip the Band-Aid off. Well, I mean, eventually, yeah. It's like we're going to make this house home together, you know?

You're going to have to see me for all I am. Yeah. But first date is, you got to poop. You might have to end the date. Yeah, you just have to end the date. You say, oh, my stomach's feeling bad. I think I have to go home. That's not the best excuse.

I don't know what else. No, because that excuse means they know exactly what's going on. But I think that's like chivalrous almost. I have to poop. I must go. I must go. So you're a knight now. Yes, I'm a knight.

Because you ended the date early to poop. I think that's a very respected thing. Well, back to the question. So would you – I think I would take this and exclusively poop in restaurants. Okay. So anytime you're here, you just go down the street. Yeah, I go down to the bar. Go to the bar.

They have nice bathrooms. And I have $500 to spend every day. So I'd probably spend $40 on a nice dinner, and I'd throw a $60 tip, and then I'd – Eventually, people are going to catch on to you. Yeah, you'd probably need a rotate restaurant. Yeah, well, obviously, I'd have a roster I was working with. And I would probably even – because I have so much money, I would move to an area that has a good rotation in the close proximity. So usually, I'd like to go to the bathroom in a single bathroom.

you know but in something like this i think multiple stalls could do you a good because then you have plausible deniability yes yes yes i wasn't in that stall i don't know what you're talking about would you take it yeah i'm taking it i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna figure things out it's it's not great i'm not i'm not actually that thrilled about it but you have to take it for 500 a day untaxed yeah i think yeah i take it as well i'm on the fence i know you just become a plumber and now now i now i have a job a trades school job i'm getting paid as a plumber and i can fix my own and take it a step further you walk you walk out of the bathroom you have your business card you go hey i'm a plumber uh this thing's clogged you want me to fix it it'll be

60 bucks now i'm now i'm making money now i'm oh i flipped it i'm making money you're making money on the situation yeah you say usually i don't do this but yeah i'm already here i'll be caught my meal and i'll do it for you because somebody did something bad there was a there was a menace in there let me tell you menace no people are gonna pass on me i don't know what you serve people here but uh you gotta change the ingredients because that's nasty i feel like we just outsmarted the genie 100 yeah he's a bad genie bad the bucket thing definitely is not what the bucket thing there you can't clog a bucket yeah but obviously it's a toilet yeah but you didn't say what what do they make the question about an outhouse oh yeah uh-huh where the hell are you

gonna find there's parts of america there's parts of america that still use outhouse yeah there's parts in new york but like probably not where we live so what if i live what if i go poop one of those places i'm good i i mean you are gonna clog it i guess it'll go to the brim but you oh wait that's not what clogging means also that's insane so so how do you clog an outhouse well that's That's what we're asking you. You only said clog, so we're giving you unclogable things. I did not make this question. Well, Jason, you've got to take some kind of ownership because you picked the question.

If I went to a port-a-potty, you're telling me I would just fill it to the brim? Also, we were supposed to film an hour ago. We couldn't because you had to go find your questions, and now you're telling me, oh, but I wasn't prepared enough. I don't know the answers here. What was that hour for? This was the best I could find today. you gotta you gotta deepen your well of searches i'm not gonna lie to you i think you gotta deepen

your well the well is running dry it's impossible it's impossible i think i'm also going to change and manipulate my body here to only poop once every we'll call it 3.5 days i think you can do that i really think you can because people people do all sorts of weird shit where they can there's some people who are obsessed with like min maxing their sleep schedule and they only end up sleeping like three hours a day and they're doing fine and i think i could work some sort of fiber or maybe lack of fiber into my diet and kind of work at a was it was it kobe he used to sleep like one hour at a time yeah or like like two or like what is it five or four two hour naps throughout the day is that da vinci sleep or something i've watched a video

somebody trying to do it it seems like da vinci would come up with that something you know dumb like that there there's a whole like online community dedicated to like there's this weird system of like a two-hour sleep and then micro naps throughout the day and supposedly if you do it perfectly you're like at max capacity all day but uh it can obviously be really hard to work into especially if you're like traveling or i guess more people have tried it but the video i watched like years ago it did not work for that guy well i i think it's it's hard to get into REM sleep which is a problem that short period yeah that's your period time although I will say sometimes a little two-hour nap you wake up from it it's very very jarring oh yeah feels like you

feels like you got a lot of sleep you ever wake up from a nap think it was the next day and it's still that same night yes that's a crazy feeling it this is like especially during the winter not a lot of sun and you look at the time and it says 6 50 and you go is that a.m or p.m it's dark outside and it would be at either time it's a terrible feeling honestly but the thing is if it is the p.m then almost always i'm not gonna go to sleep until like 4 a.m then that night yeah have you seen like there's certain people i think james franco might be one of them this is random but who only need apparently like three hours of sleep a night like they have some kind of conditions yeah it's like very rare people think they can do that but it's and they're wrong yeah

But there is a real condition where that is true, I think. What's the percent of people that have that? It's very low. But I feel like those people are maxing out on life because they just get like 30% more life out of every day than we do. That's crazy. I didn't know that that condition existed. Yeah. But is it that their brain thinks that they only need it or is it their body too?

Because isn't like a lack of sleep really bad for your heart and all kinds of other things in your body? Yeah, it's awful. I'm trying to search it now. I want to see the name of the condition. So I wonder if it's just like a mental thing and they just, they can perform or if it's their actual, their body just doesn't need it. See, the problem is I searched James Franco sleeping and the thing just returns. James Franco admits to sleeping with acting students.

Oh, geez. Oh, here we go. James Franco says he doesn't sleep. You know, this actually might not be the condition I was talking about. This might be because he did a lot of drugs, actually. So SSS, short sleeper syndrome, or NSS, which is natural short sleeper, and it's not a disorder like insomnia. Those are people who don't sleep and wish they could, and they feel the full effects of not being able to sleep. But yeah, so they sleep fewer hours than average and do not experience the usual negative effects of sleep deprivation.

It says that four to six hours per night. so actually not that reduced yeah but still let's say it's the lower let's say it's four hours guaranteed and there was like you could pay for this how much would that upgrade be worth i think whatever i paid for it i think i could make back on the back end over the years from like it's true it's true if i just develop a skill or work harder during those hours um you because you basically have like you know two to four hours more than everybody else yeah so i think most people get six hours you're supposed to get eight six to eight yeah yeah i mean what you want me to put a number on it i do i need the number in my bank account now or can i get it on loan otherwise i

got 20 bucks for you i think you have to get it on loan because i think it's worth a lot yeah over over your entire life i'll mortgage it i'll mortgage it okay i'll do i'll do i would oh i would probably do a million i think so too you know what it says another condition uh or symptom of this condition is is being able to wake up whenever you need to slash want to which by the way i knew a kid in college who could do that like we had a lot of what's up without an alarm meaning he doesn't need an arm yeah so dude in college right uh i had a lot of 8 a.m classes with uh one of my buddies i didn't know him that well but he lived on the same floor as me and he would just it's 8 a.m right so at 7 a.m he would just get out of bed never set never set an

alarm he just he would just go i'm gonna wait i just know i need to be up at seven so i can just get up at seven i'm like how does that what's that called that's a symptom of the short sleeper thing so i don't know if you had i don't think you're gonna believe this but i feel like i kind of have that ability no i i was just gonna say this i feel like i do it often but i wouldn't trust myself not to do it no yeah i think i agree with that i think there's a different level because i also if i need to be up at six sometimes i do somehow wake up at five yeah but i would never not set an alarm because i i can do it that well for never not set an alarm are we good here we got jason's wrapping us up from here good now now you see how the wrap-up feels doesn't feel nice

we're all just chatting and all of a sudden somebody's saying like stop stop i that's not what it means it means like oh we're getting to a point that's like good yeah yeah start to close up You're silencing us. All right. How does this go? Thank you very much for watching. Make sure to check out pickyboys.com. We put some Cardiothon merch.

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Let you do it. Can't forget to follow. The Picky Boys on Instagram. Oh, not so easy. Now, buddy. Twitch. It's easy. It's easy from the chair, isn't it, everybody?

It's easy from the chair. He was on Instagram, Twitch, and the gaming channel. The gaming channel and the Picky Boys on TikTok. I don't want to pop that up. Oh my god, you have to pop it up. Pop it up, Jason.