Picky Boys Podcast - Jurassic Park Will Be A Documentary! - Picky Boys Podcast #171

Episode Date: May 30, 2021

New merch is available here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss grandmas fireproof hands, lead singers deserting their bands, Danny having an uncle who's in the B...eatles, Danny having an uncle that killed a member of the Beatles, dazzle camo boats, and stealing Dinasour DNA! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 My aunt was asked out on a date by a Beatle. There's a lot to unpack there. So he would never buy a new tie. Did you read that one? I watched the movie. Oh, yeah. I definitely watched the movie. All the glove compartments were checked and shit.
Starting point is 00:00:12 Whoa, really? Yeah, yeah. I don't think there's anything that's not easier said than done. There's not a single thing that is harder to say than it is to do. Nothing. Nothing. Oh, man. uh maybe learning a language a little word play there oh because saying it is the hard part
Starting point is 00:00:34 welcome back to the picky boys podcast welcome welcome i'm former trader joe's manager danny i'm current uh trader joe manager antonio you don't know what a trader joe manager looks like i have to explain that joke to antonio because the man doesn't has never been in a trader joe's I'm sorry I'm not in the organic section, the pompous, high-pedestal organic section. Trader Joe's is not pompous in any capacity. Isn't it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:00 I've never been in there. Well, you're missing out. Oh. It's great. That's it. It's a little... Well, you're going back already. The setup is a little chaotic.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Right. Like, the fruit is in the vegetable section. They change a lot. They change everything. It's like a weird maze. But you can get really good food there, and it's all branded. Dude, are you a person who, let's say you pick up, like you really want soup that day.
Starting point is 00:01:27 You pick up a can of soup, and then you're kind of by the vegetables, and you're like, you know what? I don't want this goddamn soup, and you just put it right back. Do you put it right back and give it to the worker's job to put it back, or do you go back to the soup aisle and put it back? Oh, so you're saying if you're shopping and then you take something out, you put it back wherever it is. Just wherever you don't want it now.
Starting point is 00:01:47 No, of course not. You go back? Of course. Psychopath. dude i'll chuck my banana bundle into the bacon i don't care it depends on where i am if i'm at like a tj maxx or marshall that place constantly looks like a tornado blue it looks like yeah so you can just throw it on i think i think your policy is to throw it on the ground throw it on the ground because it's easier for the other customers to not be confused it's like
Starting point is 00:02:09 why is this size like women's in this uh big and tall men's section no but that's that's kind of what makes it fun though right it's like a little easter egg hunt it's a little easter egg hunt but But also, at first I went and you were saying if you're looking for soup and you can go into soup, it's like I don't think I've ever, I'm not a big cooker. I don't cook. I don't think I've ever been like, oh, I'm looking for soup. Let me go to a supermarket.
Starting point is 00:02:32 If I'm looking for food, I'm getting the soup very soon from somebody who's making the soup. I do go on grocery store trips where I have a list and I'll plan ahead, but I'll never say, oh, I'm hungry. let me go to the supermarket and whip something up. Okay. No. I mean, all right.
Starting point is 00:02:51 No. That's fair, you know. Because I get hangry sometimes. Yeah, and I'd rather other people make me my sandwich. Yeah. I'm not making this sandwich. And, you know, it's a bad habit. It's a waste of money.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Right. But there's something. But I like it. There's something that is just unbeaten. It's somebody making food for you. Like, I love going out to eat. It's one of my favorite things. I like to think my mama's back there.
Starting point is 00:03:14 like every single worker back there is my mom no you see this is you don't like your mom's cooking this all this all stems back is that that's also what my parents did my parents were like oh yeah i mean because they both had jobs they were working and they they get home you know tired tired as and then they go oh yeah we're just gonna get like order from philly's you know yeah we're gonna get some pizza bud like we're just gonna get some pizza and i was totally on bored with that you know you know you know now they cook they try uh no it's good it's good good cooking right it's definitely cooking you have to get into it you know it's definitely cooked no it no it is it is it's it's good cooking the thing is my grandma was a good cook but she's
Starting point is 00:03:56 one of those grandmas where there were no recipes like she had them all in her head she and and my mom's tried to pry them out of her but she was just like yeah yeah you just put in that much salt like she just knows yeah you do this you wait till the pot is this hot like you touch it on the side it's like okay that's not that much of a burn now it's ready yeah oh oh excuse me oh exactly yeah she the grandmas have a weird masochistic steel side to to touch burning pans for some reason it's like is this hot enough it's like uh i smell burning flesh my grandma used to touch her iron okay to see to see if it was ready it's like oh it's like she goes almost ready i i i used to think she was you know like an invincible i mean she also she also used to just put out candles
Starting point is 00:04:43 like yeah yeah my grandfather did that very like you know so i don't know if they're as you become older do you become more flame retardant i'm not sure maybe just i don't know i i mean i don't think we should just start taking our grandparents and throwing them in fires, but like they might walk out. There's only a few ways to figure it out. We'll just start taking their leathery hands and use it
Starting point is 00:05:07 in the fire. Maybe that's what it is. It's like old leathery skin. Like those nerves are dead, dude. Those nerves are dead. Oh yeah, you ever hear Rachel Ray talk about it? Rachel Ray is like, I can't I have no feeling in my fingers anymore. I can't grab. My grip strength is gone. By the way, shout
Starting point is 00:05:23 out Rachel Ray. What a woman. I mean, she's great. You don't like Rachel Ray? I mean, yeah, she's definitely, yeah. She's certainly one of the better cooking show personalities. Yeah. Who's, well, Paul Dean?
Starting point is 00:05:37 I don't know. I feel like Jenny Craig's like a fake one, right? No, no, Jenny Craig's a diet program. Yeah, yeah. But where's Jenny? She has to be somewhere. No, Jenny Craig is a celebrity woman. Oh.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Oh, it's her thing. She's the spokeswoman for it. Oh. Yeah, Rachel Ray's, yeah. She kind of has like a Fergie look going on. You don't know who Jenny Craig is? I think I know. If it's the girl from the commercial, that's Jenny.
Starting point is 00:05:58 That's Jenny Craig. Then, yeah, I mean, she looks like Fergie's older cousin that lost a lot of weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She looks like if Fergie wasn't a celebrity. Yeah, it's like, oh, that's trajectory. Just Ergie. Yeah, just Ergie. Just Ergie.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Oh, this is a fun one. Uh-oh. How much do you think Fergie is worth? Oh, man. See, now, it's my coin flip. I could go, like, deceivingly high or deceivingly low. so i'm gonna say wait do you know it are you looking i know i do but i don't want to i've been saying a multitude of wrong things on this podcast recently so i want to make sure
Starting point is 00:06:32 um i'm gonna i think will.i.am is worth like 10 million and i'm making that basis off of my guess so i would say fergie being a girl though i'd say five million five million five million how wrong am i you're very very wrong you're very very wrong about will.i.am too will.i.am is worth 70 million dollars okay he's i mean he has he's a he's a media mogul you know so then how much is fergie 45 million dollars all right that makes sense to me i guess and then the other the other two they're bankrupt yeah they're digging holes somewhere in the sand the one with the mohawk and the one with the long hair yeah what about all the people of maroon five and now it's just maroon oh yeah they're all gone they went you don't need us dude and he was like yeah
Starting point is 00:07:19 i guess not you think that's what happened you don't think he was like i don't need you oh oh you mean the aggressive part i mean probably i don't think they oh you think oh you think they went you changed adam oh absolutely i mean the man covered himself in tattoos for no reason yeah yeah and he's on the voice i mean you you i mean you think they were like oh we don't want to be part of this multi-million dollar money-making machine anymore that's a good point and yeah Yeah, you're right. So, Adam? I mean, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Who knows? Same thing with Panic! at the Disco. Panic! at the Disco has been just Brendan Urie for like 10 years now. Just Panic. How many people were in that group? It was a whole band.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Oh. I feel like that's always what happens. It's like when you start a band, like when the teenagers or whatever started in the garage or when you're older, it doesn't matter, do you always think in the back of your head if you're the bass guitarist and you're like, oh, this lead singer is just going to leave me in the goddamn dust eventually? Yeah. I mean, you know, bands have a very, you know, you're right.
Starting point is 00:08:17 The lead singer is like kind of irreplaceable. It's always the lead singer. I never heard of the bassist that blew up compared to. No, no, they do. But the thing is, the thing about bands is that, you know, it's a group dynamic and it's very easy to splinter off, you know? I mean, imagine being, you know, there was another Beatle. There was a fifth Beatle?
Starting point is 00:08:40 No, there was a fourth Beatle. and and and he was like guys i don't want to do this anymore oh but that's different that's like okay goodbye next piece and then he and then and then they replaced him with ringo and i mean you know they could be the greatest band in yeah the most popular band in the world yeah but then it's like see that's different than having four and and the other three cleverly going oh this guy kind of sucks like how do we get get him out of here like if he said all right i want to go all right what can you do but do you know that i mean i mean like imagine i mean what do you don't you like don't just hate yourself forever oh it was like before they were anything yeah yeah oh yeah
Starting point is 00:09:15 it was right before oh or maybe he did get kicked out i don't know but either way there was a there was a beetle that was not in the original four oh man yeah yeah you know you know my aunt was was asked out on a date by a beetle i swear to god like a like a like one of the ones walking on the street she was she was she was working at a uh a music label as a uh an office like a what as a receptionist kind of situation. Like a secretary kind of situation? And George Harrison,
Starting point is 00:09:42 one of the Beatles, walked in and was like, Hey, pretty lady. Would you like to go on a date? And gave her her phone number. I think it probably sounded more British than that. Can you do it a little more British than that?
Starting point is 00:09:51 Oi! Want to do a quick... Why do you do the oi? Okay. Thank you. Want to do a quick quickie? Yep, yep. Quickie in the tour van?
Starting point is 00:10:07 No, no, no. And she denied it? She said, get out of here, freak. She said, no, I don't know. Maybe she wouldn't want to live that life. Oh, but she knew he was a Beatle. Of course she knew. Like, at that point, they were Beatles.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. And then my uncle actually shot John Lennon. He got a little jealous. So, yeah. So, you know, I mean, the Moriartys have a checkered past with the Beatles. With the Beatles. Part of its lore.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. No, there is a picture of the guy that shot John Lennon. There's a picture of him getting an autograph from him that day. Yeah. Which is such a weird, such a crazy, you know, it's a picture of a person who murdered the person like hours later. Yeah, it's weird.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Yeah. I don't know. Must have been a good book. Catcher in the Rye. Oh, that's what it was? God, that book sucks. What? Oh my God, that book sucks.
Starting point is 00:11:04 That book is the only thing we read in high school that was worth anything. I didn't read it. I didn't read it. You're the worst. I didn't read it. You're the worst. I think I'm reading a book. No, but I actually could see that because I could see if you didn't read it
Starting point is 00:11:20 and then you heard all these people talking about it, how you would dislike it. But it is good. I gave it whatever year it was. I gave it the freshman 15, the freshman 15 pages. I was like, this book sucks. Is that Holden Caulfield? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:33 sucks yeah i mean you know i think i think it's good i liked it i like that the two big ones are like that and the great gatsby the thing the thing is the catcher in the rye has this like weird like infamous history like it used to be banned in a lot of places and like there was a bunch of like you know it's kind of like exactly the guy who killed john lennon was like you know was had it or whatever and so when you read it you're you're expecting something you know like crazy and it's just you know the story of this loser
Starting point is 00:12:06 but it is a good book that and The Great Gatsby pretty good I know you like The Great Gatsby so I'm not going to make fun of it good high school reads I think yeah I guess so who doesn't like The Great Gatsby I mean you know I know you liked it so I'm not going to say anything
Starting point is 00:12:23 well no I want to hear your opinion did you read that one I watched the movie I definitely watched the movie I definitely watched the movie. Oh, get out of here, you pompous pineapple. The movie sucked. Although now I do always...
Starting point is 00:12:37 I think Leonardo DiCaprio, Ask Gatsby, is a great cast. Yeah, you like that? You saw him? Now whenever I think of him, it's Leo. One of our high school English teachers is like the leading authority on F. Scott Fitzgerald in America. In our high school? Yeah, yeah. What the hell was he...
Starting point is 00:12:56 Was it a she? No, he. It was he? what the hell was he doing there in our high school what the well i mean that's you know that's not it's not like it's a i understand it's not yeah i get it i got what you're saying it's a real money maker yeah yeah but but still i feel like that sounds important this is like a newsletter about like scott fitzgerald history i feel like that sounds important you know what i'm saying also fun fact about that guy which i thought was very interesting very like eclectic
Starting point is 00:13:20 english teacher yeah is um he only wore ties from dead people like he only wore ties that he was gifted from somebody who had died there's a lot so he never so he would never buy a new tie and i think he wanted to start something like the dead man's tie club or whatever well a lot of those because customers would be yeah and i and i don't know i don't know what he did you know i don't know if he like went to a funeral was like can i have your yeah i like that sorry for your loss can i have these ties like that's how he has that's how he creates his uh product his supply he like goes to funerals and just takes their ties and i wonder if he knows you know there's a story behind each one that
Starting point is 00:14:04 would be fun um i picture anyone subscribing to that getting the tie not wearing it and just like sniffing it like that those kind of those kind of people i think i think it's cool like a story behind the tie i get it you say this is the tie of this man you know it's like living on life we He's living for you in his tie. There was a lot of weird tie things. Another one of our English teachers. We had English teachers, I guess. He had, this is less weird.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Okay. But he had 365 ties. So that he could wear a tie every school year with every new class. And he would never wear the same tie once. More than once. And what, he gets another per year? Yeah. it's like he's getting another 365
Starting point is 00:14:50 and you don't actually need 365 you probably need like 100 5 times whatever and less than that it's only 5 days a week I love that idea we know Danny likes that if you guys know he's mentioned a couple times Danny's trying to do 365 sock
Starting point is 00:15:06 I'm trying to do socks for life clubs socks for life club I think I mentioned this when I was a kid there's nothing more that I wanted than just like i then i love then just new socks like a new pair of socks is the best and so i've been looking and and and hopefully once potentially soon executing having 365 pairs of socks for a whole year and then i just do one load of sock laundry per year yeah and it will probably last
Starting point is 00:15:38 me like a decade yeah and you know no more crusty sock for danny and at the at the end i mean like you know the max amount of times i would have ever worn the sock is 10 times in that decade in that decade which is it seems like i lose socks all the time i it seems it on the surface it could seem wasteful but i think it's actually pretty ingenious frankly i'm glad yeah you could definitely self-exclaim what's that word self-exclaim self-proclaimed genius self-proclaimed genius yes self-proclaimed genius i don't know why i thought it started with an e self-proclaimed no no self-proclaimed genius yes yeah i never masturbated into a sock i never got the appeal me neither what the fuck i didn't get it i feel like it would hurt i know friends that
Starting point is 00:16:24 have you need a soft sock uh you need a soft like a like a hand sock or a hunt what's the good sock brand what do i got on no name i don't know what this is but like like and a lot of people pretend like they're using tube socks well no I don't think I don't think it is a hand sock I think it's like one of those special socks
Starting point is 00:16:40 you know those like you know those socks that like are like fuzzy you know like house socks yeah but then they get yeah I know what you're talking about I actually have a pair of those
Starting point is 00:16:48 somewhere in Atlanta that's the only sock I could imagine fucking oh yeah I mean I yeah I had I had friends that did it
Starting point is 00:16:55 but I didn't understand the dude it's also I was terrified as a kid of my parents I think that's what it stems from like the masturbating in the bathroom
Starting point is 00:17:03 I was terrified of like my parents just finding a a crusty sock or a wet rag or something i was like this is like i don't want that that i don't want that the thing i don't get about it is that i don't like put any other bodily fluids into an item and then just leave it like that that's what i never i thought it was so gross because you're just coming into this thing and then throwing it under your bed throwing it away like that that's weird yeah like that's like i didn't do that with like tissues you know and just throw it under the bed?
Starting point is 00:17:35 That's strange. You need something else to take care of it. I don't know. Have you ever been robbed? Have I ever been robbed? Like on the street? Not like... Mugged?
Starting point is 00:17:44 Yeah, not like someone coming up to me and like, give me your shit. But I had things stolen from me, but never like an altercation. I don't think everyone's... I mean, thankfully, no one's ever tried to break into my house either. Why, were you robbed once?
Starting point is 00:17:56 No, I don't think so. I just thought you were robbed for some reason. I don't think I was robbed. I mean, when I was delivering pizza, And my car was open, and all the glove compartments were checked and shit. Whoa, really? Yeah, yeah, dude. Do you know how much money I lost the business that I worked for because I just kept getting robbed?
Starting point is 00:18:16 My car was old. So you got robbed a bunch of times. No, but you said altercation. Oh, okay. I didn't. All right. I'm clarifying. It's like, yeah, my glove compartments were checked.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I think someone tried to steal my gas once. Siphoned it? Yeah, the thing was open. I was like, where am I delivering pizza to? it's like i'm gone for two minutes people are quick yeah i mean siphoning gas is it's like we're live where are we where are we that we're getting gas siphon you know it's like i don't know i feel like it's a pretty common thing dude especially here like i don't think it's like a weird occurrence true i mean they didn't steal this from me technically technically
Starting point is 00:18:52 i made a big oops but there was one time i bought i was going somewhere i bought like a 24 pack of glass bottle teas and a 36 rack of beer and my my knee hit the trunk button trunk opened everything fell out i pulled over the car like i went around the block because there was a lot of traffic i came back around all gone all gone like like literally i swear to god dude a minute and a half like little rats came out little alcohol rats came out and took everything off the street everything i believe in i i i have a good track record i've i've like left my street uh left my car with the trunk open and the doors unlocked in brooklyn once and i left it overnight and not a single thing was stolen yeah i had like valuable shit in there yeah but i feel like when it's see
Starting point is 00:19:34 that looks like a like a trap you know when it's too easy it's almost a deterrent because it looks like someone set that there in hopes that someone would try something true it's like i'm gonna be on 60 minutes that could be true but i was shocked i was i was absolutely stunned it's like oh thank god yeah i don't know i mean you know i mean you know i don't know i guess it's i guess there's there there are good people there are good people or just like you know paranoid people who think like that's that's too easy that's too easy of a grab yeah i think some criminals want to want to challenge you know and what's upsetting too is i also dropped my wallet once i lost my wallet once and then the guy called i don't know how i even got in touch with him honestly but he called
Starting point is 00:20:14 me maybe i had my number in there somewhere just just in case because i worked at pizza just in case i did lose it i think i had my number in there and he called me and there was all the money was gone you know that classic thing and i can't blame him because i don't know but there is something about me going do you have all my money you know oh i mean if someone returns if someone returns my wallet to me and the money's gone that's totally fine that's the fee totally fine with me yeah i guess so i had i did lose i lose my wallet a lot actually i used to lose my wallet a lot i did have a time where i left it on the bus dude on the bus and then it it came back to me like some i was on i was on the way to school and i did that bus you know that bus goes
Starting point is 00:20:51 everywhere and someone simply returned it to me at the end of the day i don't know that and all the money and everything that was crazy to me that's amazing i thought that first of all i thought that was it was one of those things where as soon as you walk into school and you go and you know you left it on the bus like oh so that's it everything's gone like i'm never getting it back i don't think i've ever lost the wallet that's hard to believe actually i really i really don't i mean i've i've definitely misplaced it but it's always come back like i've never lost one like it's you know missing that's true both of them did come back to me one fully loaded and the other one completely empty but it did come back you see i used to have i i used to have this
Starting point is 00:21:26 wallet that one of my old roommates gave me that was a wallet that had a key ring on it and i thought that was such a great idea it's because because you because just like all the stuff in one little concise package but then i thought this has my address and the keys to that address presumably yeah yeah so it's a all your eggs are in that one so keychain so now if i lose it not only do i am i out of wallet but i have to change my locks yeah you gave this robber potentially everything he could have possible that's the jackpot of of a robber yeah so so i so i so i i still use the wallet but i just did i disconnect the keys joe just sent me joe just sent me this uh this this is so funny dude so joe santagato just sent me this it's a picture we were with him last night
Starting point is 00:22:12 It's a picture of you with the one he tagged you in. It goes, I'm not trying to diss this man on the left. He seems like he puts off a great vibe, but he also looks like he's going to steal a bunch of dinosaur DNA in a shaving cream can. What the fuck does that mean? Oh, you got a Jurassic Park reference. Oh, with the guy who plays, what's his name?
Starting point is 00:22:30 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Newman. Yeah, yeah, no. Yeah. Oh, is it Newman? Yeah. Yeah. All right, give me a second. No, I definitely do have Jurassic Park vibes.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Oh, dude, you would thief some raptor DNA, dude. Well, I'm just... There's something about the fat man in the Hawaiian shirt. Is that it? It's unbeatable. I think it's like... Have you ever seen those camouflage ships in World War I? So basically, in World War I,
Starting point is 00:23:02 they used to disguise camouflage. they used to camouflage ships by painting like really crazy colors and very bold like weird patterns on ships because for some reason with the equipment they had back then that that actually made it harder to see even though you would think it makes it easier to see and i think that's the same thing with the fat guy in a hawaiian shirt is that it's like there's so many so much patterns going on that it like it's it's an optical illusion right and you just because we just look good oh you look good in a hawaiian shirt yeah i don't know why yeah i don't know i didn't know yeah what technology did they they didn't have like binoculars like what was the why was
Starting point is 00:23:44 the pattern so no there was there's something i forgot what it's i forgot what it is like an infrared thing no let me see hold on if it's just a ship in a hawaiian shirt no they said it's called dazzle camouflage oh but that see that's probably just because the color grading of whatever equipment couldn't see it right because it looks it's just black and razzle dazzle well no these are just because the pictures are because it's old but oh i thought oh i thought it was it's not black and white they're they're colored um it's because it's used extensively in world war one you should you should uh we should buy dazzle shirts as the above video shows instead of attempting to hide the ship the goal was to conceal the ship's course through flashy misdirection
Starting point is 00:24:30 factors like the angle of the ship was traveling its speed and distance from the u-boat from the u-boat itself was were hard to tell so it's not about actually camouflaging the ship it's about camouflaging which direction it's going where it's heading because there's so many weird angles that you can't tell where it's going like the front of it is yeah kind of that is so interesting and that's exactly why we were wearing shirts i won't i don't want anybody to know where i'm going yeah Yeah, you're not quick enough to get around them. So if they go right, but you're actually going left, boom, right by them, touchdown. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:25:04 That's cool. But the man did say, I give off good vibes. Yeah, you look like you give off good vibes, dude. I have good vibes all around. Yeah, and you know, who wouldn't want to steal some dinosaur DNA, to be fair? Hmm. No. No?
Starting point is 00:25:19 No. Why not? Dude, I'll take some baby eggs. Did you see the movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. But they're also... And the first freak who goes, you know the movie Jurassic Park? We're going to try it.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Yeah. Someone's going to do it. I promise. Someone is going to do it. And everybody's going to go, wait, please, no. Yeah, Jurassic Park is going to be a documentary. Yeah, oh, for sure. There's no doubt in my mind that someone will try it.
Starting point is 00:25:45 I bet Walt Disney is working on it right now. Oh, they definitely have something in the works. Well, I mean, it'll probably just be robots, but even that could go bad. But I would love to see a real dinosaur, too. I would go. I would go, but I wouldn't be walking around like a Jeep Humvee with no protections.
Starting point is 00:26:02 I'm not crazy. No, I don't know. But I don't know if it's like the dinosaur, who knows if it's even what it was like. Oh, and we actually redo it? You know what I want to see?
Starting point is 00:26:17 Bring back the woolly mammoth. First, yeah. Let's do one at a time. That sounds like a cool-ass animal. The woolly mammoth. I mean, it's just a hairy, hairy, gross elephant. It's not gross. Have you ever seen Ice Age? It's Ray Romano and Queen Latifah.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Kind of gross. Why are they gross? Just the way it looks. I mean, Sid looks gross. No, dude. Are you? Well, that, no. Yeah, Sid looks gross.
Starting point is 00:26:39 But woolly mammoths look like beautiful, majestic creatures. Dude, I guarantee that thing stinks. An elephant. An elephant looks gross. I mean, an elephant is fucking- Leathery. Like, leathery, old. Like, that looks like a woolly mammoth gone wrong.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah, maybe. The woolly mammoth has luscious manes. Luscious locks. And tusks that, you know, are beautiful. Yeah, I think you'd look fly in, like, a woolly mammoth coat, you know? Yeah. I'm sure that would get a lot of flack. You probably can't go outside wearing that.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Well, if we brought them back. It's an infinite supply. Yeah, exactly. And we don't have to hurt them. We'll just shave them, you know? Shave them. And then it's in. or do you have to yeah no no no that's that's why like a sheep wool sheep getting wool yeah
Starting point is 00:27:25 they actually not only is it not only is it you know um like we are we getting the stuff from it but they actually like it because hey because you know a sheep a sheep in the wild will just kind of like grow exponentially really really large and then just kind of be like yeah and it's at least puffball don't they doesn't their fur grow so much that it actually could possibly just cover their vision and then they're just that's it yeah also they you know obviously like like like if it gets damp like you know a bacteria bacteria can grow and it's heavy you know i i went i went to ireland um and in ireland bang the sheep there's so many sheep that are that are there's so many sheep herders um that it's that and they just let them kind of graze free that the way that they
Starting point is 00:28:12 mark them is they paint the fur so you'll be like you'll be like driving along the road and they'll just be like blue sheep and green sheep it's like a fucking dr seuss book oh because what because all the herders share land like they all share land and just kind of let them graze and then they'll paint a little symbol like a blue plus sign onto every sheep that is theirs that's funny yeah but it's it's very wild when you're going through you're like is that a red sheep is that supposed to be there i didn't know they had no they have those here what about so what they don't sell the wool then like it's no i think it's just like a dye that kind of probably like washes out Because you can't just sell.
Starting point is 00:28:50 You have to do something. Yeah, you have to do something. So I think once it gets processed, it doesn't matter. That's interesting. I didn't know that. Yeah, but that's my sheep herder story. That's my sheep hoarder story. Sheep hoarder.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Hell yeah. I've got 45. We're done. Yeah, we're cool. This is it. Tell them where to find you, Danny. Tell them where to find me? How about you go first?
Starting point is 00:29:11 All right. You can find me at Ant Prisco. Oh. You guys are all so boring about it. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram, TikTok, and the Foot Picture Selling website. Oh, my God. What's that called? Foot's for me?
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Starting point is 00:29:38 Feety Freak? No. I like FF, maybe. I like something FF. Footsie Tootsie? Feet for me? feet for free no we're charging
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