Picky Boys Podcast - Keith Santagato & Mad Lib Madness Returns! - Picky Boys Podcast #223

Episode Date: May 1, 2022

Today Antonio, Danny, and JT are joined by Keith Santagato to discuss the first chimp in space, how mad lib madness started, Keith streaming on Twitch, cloning sheep, the scam of video game pricing, and then play a custom picky boys mad libs! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Keith's Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/ksantagato Keith - https://www.instagram.com/keithsantagato/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

Hey everyone, it's Antonio. We have a big guest today. Our good friend Keith Santagato joins us for this one. Before I roll the previews and have Danny bring us in, I have to get YouTube on you for a second. If you haven't already, don't forget to subscribe to the channel and give this video a thumbs up. It's completely free. You can do it just right now. You can do it right now. Boom. Done. Wow. Crazy. All our socials will be in the links below. Don't forget to follow Picky Boys Podcast. That's where you get all the information from us. It's where we're most active. And for the audio listeners, you should come over to YouTube for this one because at the end of this episode, We play a custom Picky Boys Mad Libs with Keith, and it gets very, very wet.

All right, I kept you here long enough. Go enjoy the episode. Go, go, go. Have a great day. Love you all. Incredibly confused in every way. And I'm like, ah! I have to try to get this thing out of my tooth.

Keith, I need an occupation. Stripper. Yep. And many wild strippers got into the studio. Oh. Touched my jaw. Welcome back to the Fishy Boys. I'm Danny. Welcome back to the Fishy Boys Podcast. I'm Danny.

I'm Antonio. We've got JT. And? Keith. Hey! The guest of honor. The guest of honor. What's going on, Keith?

Nothing. Screw drove, screw drove, screw drove. Yeah, there's a little too much ice in that one. Not an ice boy? Not really. Yeah, for me, I like a medium amount of ice in any drink. some people over ice it you're just you're just getting less drink the more you ice the less you look at this this is a cup of ice i i'm what is this if you don't ice me to the top i won't drink

it are you dead at y'all swear to god i go to like a fast food place and like you want to drink like sure no the whole fucking thing is ice dude so you so you'll go to a restaurant order no ice or like give me two cubes i am that guy yeah 100 i mean ideally the reason i get ice is because i want it cold obviously but in a perfect world where like you know it was the drink came out cold and it would stay cold ice is completely unnecessary for me i'm clear well i'm just saying complete opposite with like it has to be cold don't care don't so warm beer yeah doesn't matter you got a warm beer i'll drink it right now i'm not gonna get you a warm beer why are some drinks unacceptable to have ice in it like beer like why is it is there an actual reason i think it's just

because beer is one thing that you don't want to dilute as opposed to... Is that it, though? That's the only thing I can think of. Because ice... Like, if you drink it right away,

ice isn't really diluting it much. No. All right, look. We'll say wine. Not really a thing you're putting ice in. Why, though?

That's what I'm asking. I'm icing up my wine. Is this a social? No, I ice up my white wine. I do. Oh, yeah. Your white wine? Your white Zinfandel?

I ice up my Zinfandel. Big not. I'll ice... I'll ice anything. You're not going to ice beer. I will... No, I'm not going to ice beer because I would literally look...

I want to see a waiter's face if I asked her, can you put ice in that, please? I'll have a Bud Light, extra ice, please. Bud Light on the rocks, please? No, why? He'll be...

You wouldn't be able to fit the beer in there, though. No. She would have to hand you the can, too. Like, I hate that. I hate having to re-pour shit. Yeah. Just throw the can away.

I'll take half the beer. But I... Here's your $4. Yeah, yeah. I hate it, too, but I also like it because I feel like I'm getting my money's worth, you know?

So, like, give me that extra ounce of beer that's left in the bottle. Yeah, I don't trust you. Bring me the can even after pouring it in the glass. A lot of people do that with, like, milkshakes. Like, you ever go to, like, a Johnny Rockets? They give you a milkshake, and then they have, like, a little bit left, and so they'll give you the tin with the rest of the milkshake in it. I love that.

You know what? Actually, I changed my mind. I love sidecars of little drinks. I think they're great. I wanted to talk about back in the day when you and Joe first started, what that was like for you and how you even came into doing that with him. Most things that I'm involved in, it's just more of he's just like, Keith, you want to just be involved in this?

I'm like, all right, fine. And then I never get like, well, this is what's happening. I show up and say, all right, let's just fucking do it. All right, shit, let's do it. Did you think when he sat down, he said, we're just going to put words into these blank sentences, be like, I don't think this would ever work?

Yeah, basically. Most things, yeah, is like that. Had you played Mad Libs as a kid? A lot of people do play Mad Libs. Ah, yo, maybe twice? I never got it as like an activity. Yeah. Some people do it, and they're like,

oh, it's a funny story. I feel like you do it once, and you're like, all right. This is all right. I played M.A.S.H. a lot. You played M.A.S.H.? Yeah, yeah.

M.A.S.H. is pretty fun. What's that? Remind me. I forgot how to explain it, to be honest. It's basically a thing and it would essentially predict what your life would be.

So you have these... I forgot how to do this. No, it's kind of like... Like this thing. Like this thing. You know? It's like one, two, three, four. It's like this.

Yeah, it's like one, two, three, four. It's like, you're going to be a doctor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This thing's lying to me. Well, you're dying today. Oh, well, that was the wrong one. Yeah, we're not going outside. It's the same premise, but it's on paper,

and you, like, go through and pick things, and then I forgot how it works. And then at the end, they'll be like, you're going to be married to a porn star and be a car dealer and live in Aruba. Jeez, what kind of fucking games would you play? I played this shit, but I was like... It's like, I'm going to be an astronaut on the moon.

I don't know. By the way, every kid says you want to be an astronaut. I don't think that pans out most of the time. Astronaut's a terrible job. Also, only, like, 90 people have been to the moon or something. Yeah. Oh, it's got to be less than that. Wait, it's that high?

No, it's 90 people have been to space. It's going to say shit. There's a lot of people up there. We've still been there? Yeah, there's a lot of people up there. I thought that was, like, a myth. How many people have been there? Well, most people think it's a myth.

No one's been there in, like, decades. It's so weird. Yeah. We're evolving backwards. Yeah, well, we didn't land in the first place, so no one's been there, period. He's saying it was all fake. Oh. Moon landing was fake, is what he's saying.

Oh, the moon's fake. Yeah, the whole thing. Oh, it's just a painting. It's like a big cardboard cutout. Why, I think, when I was a kid, I don't think I wanted to be an astronaut. I wanted to be something boring. It's like, I want to be a fucking... Dude, I think an astronaut is boring.

You're just a scientist. Whoa. Dude, no, no, no. Okay, okay, here, let me correct it. An astronaut is boring for 99.9% of your entire career. There's about, like, five days, which is crazy. and then the rest of it is you're just a scientist

and then in those five days where it's crazy no way all they're thinking about isn't just like if one nut comes off this ship if one nut comes off this ship I'm sucked out of this hole

yeah you're dead gone dude not even close I wonder what happened you know they sent like a monkey out into space right they did that a couple times

yeah I wonder it's kind of fucked up to be honest they're trying to study they're trying to study you know the effects on animals

how you die in space yeah And so that monkey is just, first of all, must have been incredibly confused in every way. He must have been like, what is going on? Was it sedated? Like, I don't understand. That's a good question. I think it was driving the ship.

When we say that, did we just take a catapult and chuck a raw monkey into space? Or was it, you know, like, did he have a suit on? Or was it just, let's see how they freeze? I think he probably had a suit on just because, obviously, like, you know, it's basically a test. He was in a spaceship, I think. Well, look, it's that, but also they're probably going to try to test out, like, a suit, like the suits that they were making, the fabric, all that stuff, to make sure air wasn't getting in or whatever the hell's in space. You're going to need more than one monkey to test out these suits. It's trial and error, dude.

Just toss them all out there. I mean, I wonder how, maybe he just, you know, I mean, I guess it's a good life for a monkey, kind of. No. Just let them just do their own thing, you know? Now he's just drifting away in the void right now. Is he alive? I'm so confused.

Oh, unclear. Oh. I think he's dead. How much food could he have? This was in, like, the 70s, I think. What if he comes back? Yeah. We're all fucked.

He goes through a wormhole. He knows the secret of a black hole and shit. He could talk normally. Yeah, he's just like Caesar from Planet of the Apes. And it's Andy Serkis for some reason. Billions of years of evolution could not prepare that monkey for what he had to go through. I'm surprised he survived the G-Force getting up into space. That's a good point, too.

He must have been going... What did he hit, like 11 Gs going up there? Is that it? I don't know. Or is 11 Gs a lot? Oh, 7Gs is a lot. I think 7Gs is on, like, an Air Force pilot. An Air Force pilot.

An Air Force pilot is, like, 7Gs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because when you go through, like, training or whatnot, like, obviously they have you in, like, the back. There's a guy actually driving it. And he goes really fast. He does turns. And when he does that, most people, like, pass out. And then they come back.

Have you ever seen the videos of, like, when they're training, They have a G-Force simulator on the ground. And they have cameras on these people. And literally, their face, you can see their skull. And a lot of them pass out. Dude, I would pass the fuck out. Oh, dude. I don't even know.

And don't they do the... To force blood into their face to keep them awake? I don't even know what that means. Or they... Oh, shit. They sing a certain song. What? Like, happy birthday?

No, no, no. Fuck. It's like a, is it a country song or something like that? Oh, it's Danger Zone. Like Top Gun? Some guy was singing Danger Zone while pulling 6.3 Gs. Ooh. Wow.

And the monkey was at 11. The hell song was that monkey's thing? Bezos says, you can go, I mean, he doesn't really go to space. He just kind of goes right above the line or whatever and then comes back down to space. But Bezos comes to you and says, tomorrow. Free trip. You gonna go? Yeah.

Is he gonna be on there with me? No. Oh, now I think I'm getting set up. If he's on there with me, I know, like, we're not dying. What, you think he's just picking you up? Ah, fuck this guy, he's dying. He's the first guy to die on my ship. Maybe he has a screen with every person in the world,

and it's just like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, and it landed on me in the sack fight. Am I getting paid? No, no. Is this the algorithm in fucking The Avengers? What the hell is that one? Where it's, like, killing off certain people? Oh, Winter Soldier?

You were just Amazon's trillionth customer. Congratulations! You get the world view. I go... Am I just by myself? That's so weird. You're just by yourself.

That's so weird. Someone's got to fly in this thing. Was Bezos giving me instructions while I'm up there? While I was sitting there, I'd be like, oh my god, I'm the monkey. I'm the monkey. Here we go.

Oh, no. With the symbols. Yeah, he just starts singing, danger zone. You're so fucking scary. No, I mean, I think I'd do it. I've always wanted to go on those. You know they have those planes that you go up and down and you get, like, a minute of airtime. You get a minute of airtime.

I saw them do that recently, and they took a bunch of cats up there. They were testing suits. We're so fucked up, Adam. This is insane. No, we're fucked up. Like, sometimes, so, what they're doing is, you know how cats always land on their feet? Okay. So, some scientist is like, can they still land on their feet without gravity?

That guy was as high as shit. It's like, that's a good question, but do you need to know the answer to that? Apparently, yes. What does that question do? Is the answer is yes? No, no, no. Apparently, yes, he needs an answer to it. The answer is actually no.

Cats can't land on their feet when there's no fucking gravity. He's like, and I was watching videos, like, as you can see, their reflexes completely stop working. And the cats are just banging his head. It's like yeah, they're like they're on the fucking now That's hilarious actually I'll send you the video. Yeah, that sounds so funny. Well who the fuck did we pay for that? I can almost guarantee Rich guy who just didn't give a shit. You know what I kind of fucking want to know there's a couple million

You know my cat's so interesting I want to see if it's the day superhero in order to achieve that that anti-gravity for like a minute if you look at the flight path it looks like my nightmare it is you you basically you they go really high up and then they go down really fast and that's what's forcing you to do like to have that little moment they just they just get to like the last point of the stratosphere oh once you go out of that then it's outer space you're just gonna Like, keep going. Is it possible for them to just, like, oh, we stood high a little too long and just straight out?

I don't think so. I mean, it's all, like, what was it called? Fake? No, like a projected thing. There's definitely somebody staring at this fucking thing. True, but what if he just, you know, he's like, oh. No, you can't just fall out of the gravitational pull, because the gravitational pull of the Earth is very strong. Well, that's good to know.

Thank you. Science. Yeah, I guess you can't just accidentally fall out of the earth. What a terrifying concept. Who's the other fucking guy that's doing this? Oh, my God. Why is his name slipping my head? Virgin Galactic?

Richard something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Richard Virgin? Richard Virgin? Yeah, yeah, that guy. Bring your mic up like you do. That guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking his, you're, like, legit there for, like, a couple minutes. They're, like, chilling. it's like they were like like like just docking a boat and then you're doing whatever the fuck you're doing and then we go back down uh i don't even know they said that it's better than his i'm just saying that it's better than bezos the virgin galactic flight actually was not cleared for takeoff when it went into space but because bezos was going to launch his two days later richard branson was like fuck it let's do it and just like and just went but isn't it crazy how we could have lost both of them in like two days same week yeah then elon musk not saying that's a good

thing i'm just saying it could have happened it would have shook up a lot of things there is a universe where it happened that yeah i was on i was i was on twitter when bezos himself went up there it was a 50 50 split a lot of people were rooting for a nut challenger 2.0 a lot of people a lot of people and did you see the video where i forgot the fucking guy's name he's kind of he was like an alcoholic or what not

my father fucking oh my god what is his name he was like an actor do you know the people that were on like the ship

William Shatner there we go he was like trying to give like a heartfelt speech like when they landed and Bezos was literally

just making fun of him the whole time like he looked dumb like what was he saying I don't even know I'd have to watch it again but he was literally just like totally dismissing him and all that stuff do you think shat was a term back when he

was a kid you know how shat is a thing now like i shat myself yeah so you think he was made the past tense of shit so you thought he was made fun of for his last name is what you're saying i'm saying if if he grew up today he certainly would be oh 100 shatner i think they probably just switched it and said hey shitner you'll never go to space because whenever whenever kids do that it's always like the least clever like thing ever so it'll be like well oh william shat his pants got him yeah somebody once once came up to me in middle school and was like you're irish i bet you speak gaelic got him got him it's like great joke man sick dude no you definitely cried over that yeah no yeah i was like we have a culture

i was i was very i was i used to say i was 100 irish because i was ashamed of being spanish wow yeah let's get into it why were you ashamed of being i don't know i just identified with Irishness much more. That's surprising because you look 100% Spanish. I'm 75 Irish, 25 Italian. Whoa, interesting. I'm not Spanish, though. I thought I was 25% Spanish

because that's what the... Punnett Square. That's what the Punnett Square would say. What the fuck is a Punnett Square again? It's like a crossbreeding... A, B, B, A? Genealogy. But then I took an

Ancestry.com test or whatever 23andMe and I'm only 13% Spanish I mean still sizable let's clarify

Spanish from Spain Spanish from everybody always clarifies that needs to be clarified what else are you Spanish from Spain what was the other like big part

Irish 87% Irish oh fuck alright and then 1% North Sudanese alright wow

little flavor little exploration there yeah plenty of exploration look at you yeah I'm never doing 23andMe. Why is that?

Don't want to. You don't want them having your records, making a clone of you? I don't want them making a clone of me. Clone you? Yeah, yeah. They're going to clone them. Oh, you do say. They'll definitely clone me.

You do sign a bunch of, or click a bunch of things that are like, can we keep your DNA? Can we sell your DNA? Wait, is that true? Can we put it in CRISPR? Yeah, dude. No. Yeah, yeah. They're probably sending a fucking clone of you in space.

I hope so. You're hitting 11 Gs right now. Oh, that'd be interesting. Just send clones out there. Oh wow, like Betty the Sheep. I don't think they cloned the monkey Hmm. Are we good with clones yet? No. Have we had a good one? I think they're working on something I'm not working on the project so I have no idea Keith, you know?

We're close! We're close! We were almost there! I think we got a lamb. Like we're doing lambs and shit? I don't know if we're doing humans. It had a fifth leg, but you know, just chop it off No, I'm pretty sure we always like, we can do it, and then they always die like a couple days after birth or something It's still crazy that you can actually replicate it. Yeah, we can get there.

I'm just waiting for the dumb fuck to actually just do what was done fictionally in Jurassic Park and then, you know. Oh, that's going to happen. They're definitely going to make a dinosaur. They'll definitely do it with a mammoth. Why won't they do a dinosaur?

DNA doesn't last hundreds of millions of years like that. A mammoth is more possible. We just don't have the tech yet, JT. No, the DNA has degraded. We're waiting for the aliens, dude. Yeah, but what if we can rebuild the DNA? Yeah, what if we can rebuild it?

From what? From scratch. The only thing we could maybe do is, like, you could take a chicken, which is the closest ancestor, and, like, modify the genes to make it more dinosaur-like. Yeah, a couple tries. You know, Jurassic Park, they used frog DNA. Oh, man. I want to see the, like, the ones that didn't work in that experiment.

I'll tell you. No, you don't. No, you don't. There's no way you do it. Just imagine having that job where you have to get rid of their failed experiments. Or not even that, like, the cleanup crew of, like, the people that have to then, like, just take out the carcass. Yeah.

Probably make it more than me. I bet they're just not. No, we do this because we love the job. We love dinosaurs. We really want to see one. Well, Keith, how does it feel about being back after stopping for so long? It's good.

I was kind of surprised how, like, not easy, but easy. It's not easy. more of it was him you're okay how like how easy it was to like

transition back into it because again it's a lot of it's just like especially what I do with Joey is more improv so it's just me

being an idiot which I do all the time anyway so for free yeah for free so it was comfortable being back

yeah you excited to be back yeah and plus like I obviously I do my twitch channel I'm not plugging it don't worry

we'll pop it up pop it up just pop yeah well like it's a virus yeah yeah yeah but I have my twitch channel

so like I'm usually in front of a camera anyway just talking to people so I guess like that was probably what like kept me I don't know

in like the same mindset mindset yeah from like four years ago when I was filming with them what kind of games do you play on twitch

uh I mean right now i'm trying to be more of a variety streamer i used to like play cod and halo like literally that's it and fortnite actually first year i i uh did twitch literally every day i would play fortnite but uh now i'm more like trying to be a variety streamer and i like playing like those really shitty games that are like four dollars five dollars that you can find on like xbox dude they're fucking great because you're just playing them and you're just like what the fuck is even going on right now.

Yeah. And there's so many that you can just fly through. If you get bored, you just fly through them. Yeah. I love playing shitty-ass games. JT.

So does JT. I have a couple of recommendations afterward. Oh, hey. I'm all for it. JT just finished Elden Ring and then he was playing this just unbelievable...

What genre is it called? Roguelike. Roguelike game? Yeah. It's like any game where every time you play it's like a new run so you start over every time.

And how many days ago did you get it uh probably like five how many how many hours do you have on it i think like 33 how much did it cost uh two dollars 60 cents it's three dollars but it's 10 off you're getting your money that's your money's worth for sure dude see that's what i'm saying though right you get a game for 65 you go through the storyline takes eight fucking hours for you to do it yeah play a fucking shitty-ass game that costs you $2 you play it like... And you don't even feel bad if you put it down

because it's like, oh, I paid $2. It's like getting it at a thrift store. Video game pricing makes no sense. It's like, dude, it's going to be the best game ever, and it could be $20 or maybe $60. And then, like, but the way these AAA game companies work, it's like, they can release a completely dogshit, unfinished,

broken, glitchy game, and it's still $60. They don't price it by its value at all. It's just always $60. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of crazy to me that, I guess it's just deadlines or, you know, the execs forcing people,

but how they can just release a game that literally doesn't work. There has to be Cyberpunk? Yeah, Cyberpunk or... For console? Halo Master Chief Collection? Halo Master Chief Collection literally didn't exist. That was bad.

It was a floppy disk, essentially. It, yeah. The multiplayer never worked. Well, I think all the campaigns were that multiplayer didn't work. I hate that they did the whole fucking Master Chief Collection thing. I wasn't a big fan of it. Yeah?

It was more of a money grab for me. Oh, 100%. For them, too. Yeah, for them, 100%. No, but I know, but that's, like, the shit I hate. Like, I don't like remastering of games. Me, too. I hate that.

Like, I like the nostalgia. Like, oh, I can play it again. Like, I can play it on, like, my Xbox Series X. Like, yeah, like, whatever. But they're, again, putting out the game for fucking, like, $65. I hate remastered games, so, like, just make a new one. If it was... I hate that.

If it was 20 years later, I think it makes more sense. the fact that like they remastered Skyrim it's like dude this came out like eight years ago like what I'd make a new Skyrim

I did like in the Master Chief collection though how you could toggle on and off between the remastered and the original that was cool to show you

hey look this is what we did hey look we actually did something it looked really shitty before yeah the Resident Evil franchise they got to

probably wasn't even that hard to do they got to yeah probably not they got to seven and then they went alright let's do one again you know what

let's just do two again let's do three let's do three and then eight you know I don't like that like it just I don't know

it leaves a sour taste in my mouth so you have a pretty illustrious mustache nice segue nice segue speaking of that so how long

have you been rocking that like three and a half years I'll say you just let it grow fully and you're like hell yeah it was more of like

a lazy thing not shaving I got it to, like, something, and someone was like, oh, wow, that actually fucking grows pretty nice. Everything else sucks, but. Everything else sucks. No, like, my sides are fucking terrible. This is, like, okay, but, yeah, like, and then I just decided to, like, keep it. Yeah, it's something I'm very envious of.

I've always wanted a mustache. Trust me, don't. What are the cons of a mustache? if I have a drink it's now it's it's in my beard if I bite

dude there's times where I'll bite a sandwich hell yeah and uh oh yeah bite that it's probably mayo

lettuce here no I don't like mayo but obviously JT no mayo uh fucking I'd bite a sandwich

and if like this part is like here I now bite my mustache and then there's times where it'll get caught like in between my teeth

as if I'm like trying to floss my teeth and then now I'm like in pain because it's just and I'm like I have to get this thing out of my tooth I feel like when you have a mustache

that long it just comes with the job yeah you gotta perfect your craft and shit I used to be that guy that used to like curl it like curl over here and have it come out like this so I look like I'm fucking a weirdo like you're fighting in the 60s

Yeah, exactly. And then someone's like, oh, well, you've got to put, like, wax. And I'm like, I'm just trying to wake up and just continue my life. I don't need to fuck up with wax and shit. I think just when you're eating, maybe you need some hair ties. Yeah. You don't think there's, like, a mustache? Dude, there's people that go crazy with it.

Like, when they're sleeping, they have, like, a thing they put on. So, like, if they roll over or, like, whatever, it doesn't fuck with the mustache. That's intense. Dude, I wake up, it looks like I'm fucking bombing off on one side. If you're doing that, at that point, the mustache is the most important thing in your life. If you're wearing a mustache protector where you sleep. Yeah, mine's not that thick, but I've seen some guys,

I'm like, Jesus Christ. What the hell? When we walked into the bar, there are some times, see, a mustache is one of those defining features where if you walk into a place and you see a guy with a really good mustache, I should go, that's a stache. Yeah, I mean, you're like taken aback. Yeah, you're like, whoa, that's a stache.

Look at that guy's mustache. I need to take a picture. Yeah, yeah. Pretend you're taking a picture of me and just get that guy behind you. You're like, Patrick Starr, I need to touch. Yeah. Unbelievably. Yeah, I don't know why I like him so much.

I just... I can't grow anything. Yeah. You're like a hairless cat. You have more chest hair than me, though. So you're winning there. Yeah? Oh, yeah.

You have one... I have one chest hair. That's it. One chest hair. I'm scared to pull it out. I think I'm going to die. That's his lifeline. His whole life energy is in there.

He has one chest hair that's like four inches long. I have that hair. It's right there. It's right there. It's a hair that grows out of my forehead. It's a unicorn. And it's a clear, translucent... Pull on it.

Are you still a rhino in your past life? I don't know where it is. Let Keith take it out. I'm not taking that out. I don't know where it is. All right, watch this. Ah! Ah!

turn your head sideways let me take it out just starts gushing blood it's an artery imagine you take it out and it's like a clown it just keeps going do you just wet your hand

yeah for the grip he spit on his head you just spit on your hand oh you just pulled it out ah I see it there's no way

there's a hair I can see it put this in your hair box it's for you Now it's going to grow back 15 times bigger. Yeah, no, it does. Did you save the unicorn just for this? Yeah, I mean, I usually save it.

Our friend Charlie likes to pick it every once in a while. He's the one that told me about it for the first time, and ever since then, whenever he's around, he's like, oh, it's getting too long. You guys seem like best friends. They hang out a lot. Was he going to be jealous that I picked it? Yeah, definitely.

Just don't tell him. He won't see it. Oh, he'll know. Danny, where's your hair? Where did the hair go? It's the 15th. Oh, Danny's hair. Are you cheating on me?

So I'm a unicorn. That's the point. Danny's a unicorn. Yeah, we're close. Keith, I also, if you were down, I made a custom Mad Libs for us to do. Oh, God. If you're down.

Because Mad Libs came out last Wednesday, right? Yeah. and we are going somewhere so I also have bibs for everybody oh where'd you get these nurses

he didn't even didn't even didn't even attempt to catch it it's like horseshoe alright so I guess we'll go in order we'll all

fill them in I guess that's fair yeah so the first thing we need is an item I guess JT you go first we'll go around

I go first you want Danny to go first we'll go this way Danny go first an item okay I'm gonna say wrench

jesus christ jesus all right uh keith we need a verb ending in ing fucking yep

that was kevin yeah there it is perfect um jt we need a liquid all right if you need one

uh semen yep that makes sense uh i guess we'll do a snake giraffe keith we need an adjective fuck an adjective

what's an adjective what is that one again it's a describing a describing word dude it was so hard to make this because I don't know

what things are I don't know what a noun is like I don't like I know what it is I don't know when to implement it it's like I just say hair

so it's not like ing at the end it's more like sticky or like something like that wait what was the thing I missed it adjective

oh yeah we'll go sticky sticky look at you Sticky icky. All right. Danny, we need a body part. Oh. Relax.

Oh. I'm going to say ear. Oh. Okay. Back to Keith. We need another liquid. Animal semen. Very important distinction.

Yeah, that's very important. I mean, that distinction is important to me. JT, we need something that closes. Like a bar? Jesus. Sure. I'll say like a clamp or like a door. Yeah, a door.

All right, we'll go bar. Keith, I need an occupation. Stripper. Yep. This is going to be wild. Danny, I need a number. I think that closes. My wife.

372. That's a big one. Keith, I need an action. What? An action? I guess it could be a verb. An action like pow! Kapow!

Isn't that an exclamation? That's an onomatopoeia, right? What the fuck is that? I can't be right. That is an onomatopoeia? I guess an action as in, I don't know, scratching or spanking

or so it's not like boom or like something like that no I mean you could

you wanna say boom no I'm not saying boom I just don't know how to fucking say what you want like whatever you want an action word

whatever you want Tom Cruise sc screaming sc sc I thought you were gonna say scuba diving

sc screaming uh Danny adjective what's that again describing words oh okay people are going to make fun of us so much

I hate that you guys don't know these what an adjective a noun an adverb I know what a noun and verb is what's an adjective any word that describes a noun I'm going to say stinky okay

Keith a family member their full name and social twice removed not your an uncle there you go uncle that's a double

okay JT we need a memory from your not your childhood a memory from that a child would have a memory from childhood like in what form do you want it Any. A memory. Use it in a sentence.

So like what? Can I just say school? Like what do you mean? Like a memory. Make up a memory that a child would have. Make up an entire memory. Like falling out of a fucking tree house. Like something like that.

Okay. You want to pass? Wait, is it like a long? No, like a few, a sentence maybe. Is that what it wants? It wants a sentence? Yeah, it wants memory from childhood. It wants.

Did you write, you wrote this, right? This is why it's so fucking, the format is so weird. It could be like your parents, my parents got to format it. Like, it could be that. Being touched by my uncle. God damn it. No, that's not funny. Hold on a second.

Actually, I need to go. Touched by. I need a moment. Well, now this is starting to be an actual story, not a mad lib from what's happening. Dan, no, Keith, adjective. We're almost done, boys. Adjective. Choking.

No, that's not one of them. I was about to write it down. Ah, fuck. Sloppy? Sure, sure, sure. And Danny, last one adjective. Oh, okay. I'm going to say slimy.

Okay. Sloppy and slimy We have it This is going to be a weird fucking childhood memory With your uncle touching it That's going to be the only normal part of the story And obviously the reason for the bibs Oh we're doing the whole water situation

We could share this with JT Do you have anything? No I'm kidding We gotta put the mic away though That's alright I mean this is more visual Can I put it in my mouth and start? Yeah

Yeah, I got to put the mic away. All right. You guys ready? Don't drink the water, obviously. Here we go. The custom Picky Boys Mad Libs. The Picky Boys have many wrenches on their set. Keith was very surprised to find Danny fucking JT

when he entered the house. Keith sat down with his semen-stained pants and decided to make fun of the sticky outfit Antonio was wearing today. Keith took a big whiff. The smell of ears and animal semen was in the air as Danny forgot to close the bar last night. And many wild strippers got into the studio. what's it just laughing

the bibs aren't working well no look at this fucking pussy stamp I'm gagging on her I'm gagging on her This guy's a champ. He's got some drips.

All right, JT, back in, babe. I gotta get back in? Yeah, you gotta strap in. Oh, my God. My fucking underwear's wet. We're halfway through. Mine, too. Okay.

All right, JT, get water. We'll start. We're halfway through. You're almost there. This is wild. This is hard. It took Danny 372 hours to clean up the mess. just as Antonio

was going to give Danny a good screaming for being so stinky his uncle called don't spit it into the mic move the mic okay the phone was on speaker while his uncle asked if he remembered

the time of being touched by He quickly hung up the phone to see the sloppy faces of Keith, Danny, and JT. We could end it out here. I can drink this water? Yeah, it's not poison. We could end it out here.

And finally, Keith, we wanted to thank you for coming and we hope you had a slimy time here. I did. I mean, clearly. He let himself. Oh, I'm slimy. And sloppy.

Oh, man. That shit's great, dude. That was a terrible attempt to throw my pen on this thing. I literally, I think I threw it straight on the ground. All right. So we get out of here. Let's go around. I guess we'll end it with Keith so he can plug his Twitch, whatever he has to do.

JT, tell them where to find you. Find me on Instagram at JTHolden97. Find me on Instagram, DannyIsWatching. You can find me at AntPrisco. Keith, you got, tell them. You can find me on Twitch. it's twitch.tv slash ksantagato

and we'll pop it all up we'll put it in the links and everything like subscribe share it with your aunts and uncles oh yeah not that one

and then not that one we'll see you guys next time okay thanks man it was fun no worries Thank you.