Picky Boys Podcast - Keith Santagato’s Above Average Neck Saved His Life! - Picky Boys Podcast #240

Episode Date: August 28, 2022

⬇️PLAY FALL GUYS WITH US TONIGHT 8/28 AT 7PM EST ⬇️ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Keith's Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/ksantagato In today's episode, Antonio, and Danny discuss solving a Rubik's cube, airport escalator walkways, the fight or flight response, and the time Keith Santagato almost got paralyzed but was saved by his long neck! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Keith - https://www.instagram.com/keithsantagato/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/

I had a yeast infection of the mouth It's a feat you know it's a because now it's like he's blindfolded also right right and he's solving that shit in there and now It's gone for some reason. She's blindfolded too. I saw it too He's like yep Broke your neck Jesus. I was like Said if you didn't like have that that it's like odds are you probably would have been paralyzed from the neck down damn keith that's dumb whoever came up with that sucks welcome back to the piggy boys podcast we got

me antonio and keith sanagato in the building hello how's it going first things first yes before we start watching this today uh at 7 p.m uh we are playing a group fall guy stream with keith and potentially you uh we're gonna put we're gonna be live on twitch and put the fall guys uh stream the lobby code on and everybody's gonna play together and it's gonna be great um i'm gonna win patreon gets the code first so that might fill up and you could sign up a patreon link description patreon.com slash picky boys and then follow our instagram picky boys picky boys podcast on instagram and then the code will be public after it released to the patreon so i I don't know how many spots there will be.

Follow Piggy Boy Streaming on Twitch and KSanagato on Twitch, and we'll see you tonight. And that is only today. What day is it? Today is – What day is tomorrow? Sunday. 27th.

That is today, the 27th at 7 p.m. Eastern time. Be there and come fall with us. No, wait. It's the 28th. Tomorrow's the 28th. No, no. Today's the 28th. Today, the 28th.

Sunday, the 28th at 7 p.m. 7 p.m. All right, perfect. That's our housekeeping. Yeah, there you go. Now we could come in. Now we can get into it. How's it going, Keith?

I don't know. I have no idea. It's going. Yeah, I just messaged. I texted Keith literally yesterday. I was like, are you free tomorrow? He went, for what? Yeah, I was at a bar and I'm like.

What did I do? Did I do something wrong? And I was like, come hang out. We'll go in the pool, have some drinks. Oh, yeah. Pool day. Pool day, pool drinking day. One of the last pool days, you know.

Yeah, it's getting close to the end. Labor day or whatever. Kind of. How long can we pause now? We've got global warming. You barely have fall and spring anymore. That's true. Maybe make it to September.

The groundhog is irrelevant now, you know? Yeah, let's just get rid of that animal altogether. I mean, that's just the stupidest tradition of all time. A groundhog can't see its shadow, period. All right, so we know you're not pro-groundhog. Yeah, really. Anti-groundhog. I'm anti-Punxsutawney Phil.

Fuck that thing. It doesn't make any sense. There's always like a billion fucking people watching us Of course he's going to come out and go, what's happening? And go back in. Come on. Yeah, there's 4,000 people looking at me. I don't want to come out of this hole.

If there were 4,000 people outside my house, I'm not coming outside. Yeah, fuck that shit. I don't know what I did wrong. Fuck that. Also, it's definitely one of those things like, it's like the family turtle, right? Punxsutawney Phil has definitely died multiple times, and then a new groundhog gets put in, and it's like, it's Punxsutawney. There he is.

Yeah, but did they drug this thing for it to actually come out and just wander around? True. do you think it's like big conspiracy like they drug it before like no we want we want four more weeks of winter i'm sorry but my favorite part is after the whole thing happens then it's like the governor or whoever the fuck it is is holding this thing up like it's simba it's like what the fuck is going on right now there's oh yeah it's so it's so weird too there's like a coalition of men with like top hats on it's it's by far the strangest tradition that we have Yeah, that and the Civil War reenactments.

Yeah, those are also weird. I'm on the Confederate side to preserve America's history. I don't believe in what they did. Yeah, that's a red flag. You're reenacting on the Confederate side. You can't forget the American history. I'm just getting into character. Method acting, method acting.

Most of them are dead within two seconds, anyway. Danny's finally able to drink now. He wasn't able to drink for like a week, two weeks. Oh, you're on antibiotics? He had a mouth pussy. I had a yeast infection of the mouth. Danny's mouth. I also did think that that was strictly vaginal.

But it turns out you can get it in your mouth. It's called oral thrush. It's a cool name. Oral thrust? Oral thrust. That's how Danny got the yeast infection. Someone had a great night. but yeah it fucked me dude i could i i was only able to eat like soft foods and soups for for for

like seven days like a giant mouth sore oh there's like there was dozens of them all my mouth and tongue so like canker sores are like white yeah they're like canker sores all over your mouth it was i i could barely drink water now my real question is does this go away yes it does go away i have this like well no no i'm saying like now like you can't like pass this on to somebody else uh i mean if i if i like open mouth kiss you you'd get it but so plans are canceled for later yeah so unfortunately we can't do we can't play spin the bottle after this yeah um but but yeah it was actually a big problem because i was at a wedding um just these past few days before i got diagnosed so it was really really bad and i could barely drink or eat anything but you know i have

to survive so so so i needed the champagne so i need to live so so my my my kind of plan of attack was i went to whole foods before and i just bought like 10 pints of soup like just a bunch of soup you buy it by pints yeah yeah they're huge like little pints and you buy it by gallons i i bought you know i i bought a a bisque i bought a summer gazpacho i bought a squash soup it was really good um but but but this all led to this to this very upsetting moment when i was in the hotel room and i was i was i was in my underwear i don't know if this story matters but i was in my underwear on the bed and i was i was eating a summer squash soup uh while crying because it hurt so much it it was it was it was a bad breakup it was it was a really bad breakup to eat it felt like i

was putting razor blades in my mouth but i was eating this summer squash soup and i was like and then i and then and i dropped it the entire pint just all over the bed and i was like oh my god housekeeping fuck how do you drop and i was i because i was just eating it i don't know i was eating in bed and i dropped it crying now you're shaking yeah my hands are slippery from the tears he's sweating from the pain my tears are overflowing the bowl and i and i was like fuck fuck fuck and so i go into the i go into the thing i'm trying to like clean off the the bed and then i'm not like that and and and then i'm and then i'm thinking while i'm trying to find something while i'm cleaning off the bed i remember that uh i i i slacked and

i forgot to buy a room for this wedding so i had a room that the bride had booked you know she she had like a few extra rooms so i had one of those rooms okay and so it was under her name and while i was cleaning it up i was like oh my god it looks like i just diarrhea'd all over this bed so squash is the squash it's like it's like yellow brown oh i was gonna say i feel like it was gonna be more like on the lighter but yellow side but i was cleaning it up and i was like oh my god this looks like i just like totally lost control of my bowels all over this bed and people are into weird shit and i know but but but now the thoughts are rushing through my head and i'm gonna and And the YMCA is going to call her and say, hey, you've got to pay for this because someone soiled the sheets.

And then she's going to say, she's so nice, she's probably not even going to tell me. She's just going to harbor this information forever. Like, oh, Danny came to my wedding and shit himself in the bed. And then she'll bring it up like when you're both hammered again. And go, by the way, you owe me $900. Yeah, for the new sheets. so now I'm freaking out because it's starting to seep into the mattress

and I'm like oh my god this is really starting to look bad and so I like strip the entire sheets from the bed and I hang them all up and I go to a safe way which is down the block and I buy like I buy like cleaning solutions

and I'm trying to like clean the sheets from this shit stain which is not really a shit stain it's just squash soup all while your mouth razor blades razor blades yeah i i probably had like 200 calories per day am i i'm so lightheaded i'm like on the verge of passing out i'm like 10 i'm at like 10 000 feet of elevation because we're in colorado oh i was it was a bad bad time but yeah that was that's not fun that seems like a stressful

day uh sorry stressful week and then and then so he texts me while he's there he's like i'm debating just never coming home and just digging a ditch and jumping in it. He was complaining about his mouth so much and then he said, oh, I'm just going to

book a flight home early. Come home early. He booked the flight at 3 p.m. and then the flight was delayed until the next day at 11 a.m.

Yeah, the flight continually... But you were in the fucking airport? I was in the airport at 3 p.m. and the flight got delayed by an hour.

Delayed by an hour. Delayed by an hour. All of a sudden, it's 8 p.m. All of a sudden, it's 8 p.m. And then you could see on the person at the gate's face, you could see she's like, oh, this isn't going to be good. Because then the sign changes and it says 11.30 a.m.

And we go, what? You mean like the next day? What the fuck is happening? And then that's when someone in the back goes, where's my voucher? I want a free breakfast. And forget about it. JetBlue was absolutely ruthless. They were like, we didn't cancel your flight.

We just rescheduled it. so nobody gets a voucher. What a loophole. At that point, everybody's like screaming at her and I'm just like on the verge of a mental breakdown. Yeah, he hasn't eaten.

I'm like, I can't eat. I can't drink. So please get me home. I can't get on a plane. I shit myself. I couldn't eat my swash. This is how I actually shit myself. I shit the bed.

The wedding sucked. But yeah, it was an interesting, it was a beautiful wedding. You couldn't even drink. Beautiful wedding. You power through. you powered through oh dude i took a shot never again will i ever say in my life a shot burned this shot burned what'd you have like a well jameson oh jane and it was just it was like it

was just like pouring shot into like an open wound no no i know you're terrible i've had like my mouth yeah this was like 20 of them but yeah not like that all my mouth was a yeah you had you had like chicken pox in your fucking mouth by the way i was in a town called granby colorado and what they're no they're like a small town and what they're known for is uh have you ever heard of the killdozer i don't know what that means it's uh well here we go oh yeah keith basically one day in granby this guy couldn't get building permits to build his like farmhouse and so he he strapped he like fixed a bulldozer with metal plates and he like he reinforced it with a bunch of metal all around it and he just went into town and knocked down like the mayor's

house knocked down the city hall knocked down all these buildings and then killed himself were there people in the buildings i would assume so did he injure anyone i i don't know but that's That's their claim to fame, is the Killdozer. Dude, what a menace. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's like Twisted Metal-esque. Yeah, really. Yeah, I mean, he really just took it into his own hands

and then was like, and then I'm going to kill myself. Yeah, honestly, not everyone should own heavy machinery, I guess. Yeah, I mean, that's... But I went to this, like, little cafe, and right on the side of the wall, there was a picture of the Killdozer, and it was just, like, these big letters. It was like, it happened here.

Yeah, like, you don't celebrate shit like that. I mean, when nothing happens in Granby, Colorado, that's what you have to celebrate. So you're celebrating a guy that fucking leveled buildings, potentially murdered and fucking ruined lives. Everybody needs their 15 minutes. But fuck it, let's put him on a shirt. The point is, we rebuilt. The point is, yeah, the Granby rebuilt. Did you get a bumper sticker?

No, I should have. Was there like a carnival ride? Like, oh, ride in the Killdozer. Yeah, right? That seems insensitive. You can ride in the dozer. Yeah, ride in the dozer. Like you're just in a little toy car, just knocking over little toy houses.

Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be cool. It wouldn't. I want to crush something. Yeah. You know? I want to be in one of those big excavators and just dig up the earth or something. Feel like a...

Did you just call it an excavator? Does that know what it is? No, it's an excavator. Excavator. Okay. I thought you were going to say it's called Zimbab something. Zimbab. Zimbab.

I don't know. No, I thought I was so off. It was like saying tomato and tomato. No, because those are the same thing. Depends who you ask. You said, what did you say? Oh, who knows? Escuvator?

I said excavator. Escalator? Yeah, you said, yeah, it was basically an escalator. I didn't say that. It was close to it. Another thing that scares me, escalators. Why? They're kind of scary.

It's just metal. It's metal teeth. Why? Why? I love escalators. I love escalators. It's just an escalator. Escalators.

I love the flat escalators at the airport. That's just a treadmill. Those are fucking awesome. Do you ever walk on them? I understand, but yo, you miss time, you're shit, you're fucking falling.

As soon as you get off that thing, because you're not used to it going forward. That happened to me and Joey. We're walking to our terminal. I forgot what airport we were in, but of course, right? you go through tsa and now i have to fucking walk six years to get to my actual gate and that's where it was same shit like you're talking about old woman on one of those she was not used to it

obviously and as soon as like she took one step off too much forward momentum oh no so now she's doing the fucking don zimmer and then like stumbling down yeah and then and then she just fucking like literally i think she went like head first into the floor right so now she's just on the floor and she's actively like now trying to get up and me and joey just happened to be like right there joey tripped her and we're both like holding beers because like we're like drinking on the way to the gate it's probably like eight in the morning who knows but it was just funny because like technically probably shouldn't have helped this person up we helped her up got her yeah we helped her up got her to uh like a seat that was closest and then we just

fucking kept going on with our lives nothing happened well at least you didn't just leave her there i feel like that that must be exhilarating for an old person though it's like well smack your head on the tile i'm walking well yeah that too but i feel like just like walking on those things they're like oh i'm walking with such speed i haven't gone this fast in 40 years i haven't gone this fast since the 60s this is no one looks true no not one person looks cool stepping off that not one person i hate people just running it if you're if you're and you just keep going you just keep running even that missing your uh i'm gonna miss my flight type shit no i don't know i feel like as soon as you step off as soon as you step off

that treadmill it's always like a and you're like a double step or something like or like you're getting prepared for it you just no one looks cool there's some things you just can't look cool doing Like a Rubik's Cube Oh you can look cool Doing a Rubik's Cube Oh dude come on Oh man Yo there was some kid

I mean again A lot of it is just like Getting lucky with like How it was randomized But yo this kid Solved it in less than a second See I don't I just

See that's too much Of a magic trick It was less than Less than a second And he put it down Yeah I just don't believe That you can do that What the fuck

That's like a magic trick That guy's really good With his hands Hell yeah Maybe A guy gets girls Yeah master Rubik's Cubers But not for sex

For his hands Yeah, yeah. Just no penetration. Rubik's Cube it down there, dude. Yeah, yeah. Solve a Rubik's Cube inside me, please. They have mini ones. Do a big one.

Who cares? But then there are people that... Dude, that would actually get a shit ton of views. Solve a Rubik's Cube in someone? Yeah. Like, again... But again, this girl would have... We're not going to go into this.

This is weird. No, Keith, I want to know the logistics of solving a Rubik's Cube inside somebody. She would have to be fistable. That's what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay. So there's going to have to be a lot of work on her side. Preparation.

To even get there. Preparation. Or just like a vice or something. It could be a porn star. Who knows, you know? Yeah, I'm sure. Just some nerdy guy goes in there with an Rubik's Cube and he solves it in there and then pulls it out

and now it's solved. That's a magic trick. That's what I'm saying. Well, not even like a magic. It's just, it's a feat, you know? It's a feat. Because now it's like he's blindfolded also. Right, right.

and he's solving that shit in there and now it's gone and for some reason she's blindfolded too that'd be the greatest magic show in all of Las Vegas history if you just there was like the

and here's my lovely assistant and he put a Rubik's Cube into her pussy and then was like and watch this and then just pulled it out and it was solved yeah

it would be sold out every night standing ovation and I would go I'd be like wow this is amazing or it's just there's just two Rubik's Cubes up there

nah but You're getting carried away here, dude. No, but one of them solved, so he doesn't even have to do anything. He just pretends to do something and just pulls out the solver. That's how I would do the trick. No, no, no, but see, it's not a trick because it really happened, you know? Because he really solved it. Show me proof he solved it.

It's like you went there and you saw history happen. That was the mark of the greatest revolution. I'm pretty sure this is what, like, Carrot Top does. Oh, my God. I think so. Nah, dude, he's... You don't think he solves... First of all, I don't think he does.

I'm not saying he can't, but, like, I don't know. He's had a lot of weird bumps in his road for his career. Oh, really? I'd have to look up a picture of him right now, but I don't think he looks like even close to what he used to. I've been holding this like this for too long. You've been nursing that. Well, he just chugged a Stella.

That's true. Look what you did. Oh, I thought he was just going for it. I was like, oh, God, here we go. I mean, I can, but I don't know. I know you could. I know you could. I can.

I'll swallow the ice, too. Come on, pussy. There's all these knives around the studio. What's going on here? Oh, yeah, we're going on a... I don't know if they can see this, really. Yeah, mine, I'm not even going to try it. They might be able to see it now.

I'm going to cut that thing. I don't know. You feel like... There's something about holding a knife. You feel strong. That's a hatchet. There's something about holding a hatchet. You feel strong.

And what's the hole for? Maybe a hang? You know, like... Oh, okay. Put it up somewhere? I feel like that would be much harder to, like, defend yourself with, though. No, I have a little hook. You know, I could, like, grab your knife and, like, pull it away.

Oh, true, true. And then slice it or something. Do you know how fucking, like, coordinated you're going to have to be for that one? I'm fairly coordinated. Also, you know, you get lucky. Antonio thinks he's, like, fucking John Wick whenever he talks about any, like, survival situation. No, have not shot a gun one time. But look, it's fine, but still, like...

I can get lucky. So what if I did it by accident one time, you'd be like, oh, wow, this man is John Wick. Yeah, you can block it one time, but now he's taking it back and coming right back at you. No, no, it's already, he's already done, you know? He's already, pshh, he already did it. Oh, so you already have the kill shot lined up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I already, doink.

I already did it. Doink? Yeah, doink. Is that the sound, too? No, this is more, the other side's more the doink. All right, I'm going to put this down. It got really close to my face. Yeah, I was going to say, you, uh.

It got a little close to my face on that one. I'm going to relax with those. I cut myself, um, cutting. High school. Cutting in high school. Don't look at my thighs. No, uh, cutting, uh. Really?

No, no, no, no, no. I was like, what the fuck, dude? No, Keith. No, no, no. Uh, bread. Bread one time. Really bad. All right, you gotta lie on the story, dude.

What am I gonna say? Oh, yeah, I was wrestling an alligator. No, you said, like, I was chopping up a Wagyu steak, and I cut myself. No, that's even worse, dude. That's not as cool. That was chopping bread, you know? You chop like that? What the fuck?

You chop like this? You chop like bread? What, you never fucking hurt yourself by accident? Jeez. No, but, okay, so continue the story. But you're cutting bread. What's your worst injury you've ever had? Probably breaking my neck.

oh true you broke my neck between C5 C6 right fucking Joe was telling me about that one time yeah which is literally like right here how does that work what do you mean I feel like if someone hears oh I broke my neck you know it's like we don't see them anymore

well well I don't know if I've explained this I probably have but whatever the fuck happened happened whatever but I went to the neuro

well sorry I went to the hospital first I got two CAT scans and then they fucking I'm like there for like 6 hours now and I had a soft collar on my neck at the time

and the woman comes back and she goes you're fine you have whiplash literally takes the soft collar off my neck and they give me a prescription of Valium. And I was like, okay, all right. I guess I'm just a fucking pussy, you know?

Like, I'm just taking it in stride. Let's fucking... It just hurts, you know? And then, sure enough, I'm in school. Like, you know when, like, you're injured, right? Like, you know, like, you ever break something? No. I'm, like, fractured.

Oh, you guys are suck. Yeah. I've broken too many things. But I'll explain it, right? So whenever I broke something, you know right away something happened. And your body is like, this is not what it's supposed to be like. So that was the same shit with my neck. And now I'm in school for like two days, like going through our classes.

Now this is without like a soft collar or whatnot. It's just like, yeah, you have whiplash. Like, get over it. and uh fucking uh two days later hospital calls my dad and goes yeah we uh reviewed the uh the cat scans again and yeah you should probably go to a neurosurgeon damn to uh we'll send the scans to you and go to a neurosurgeon and and they'll uh do an assessment there so sure enough we get the cat scan uh no actually it wasn't cat scan it was an mri um and the i'm literally like here and it's like to the door over there so it's like pretty far away where i am he puts up

the first thing and he looks at it he goes i saw it too he's like yep broke your neck jesus i was like hmm and uh yeah basically it literally was a clean break through my vertebrae like it literally broke and it was separated like that through my through my vertebrae and the guy said like for my injury because i did it playing football he said uh if i didn't have like because like my neck is kind of longer than like it's supposed to be a little bit yeah uh he said if you didn't like have that it's like odds are you probably would have been paralyzed from the neck down damn keith jesus wow how old were you uh i was 18 so and he's like there's no need for surgery or anything like that here's a hard collar and another collar for like three months

and that just heals on its own one of those yeah just now yeah when you see i guess what do you do yeah when you break something it just your body naturally closes itself but now it fuses the bones together so now you in bone you naturally have little holes in your bones and then once you break something it uh it fuses together so now you can technically never break it again if you were to in the same spot makes it stronger yeah portion fire dude so you you were walking around with a broken neck for three days yeah just without how does that how was did it hurt how was that oh no dude it was it it like when it when i initially broke it i heard it snap oh my god i heard it snap and to explain the pain which is it's literally a perfect explanation

it's as if you set like set it's like you like the knife right there you put it in a fire it got all like hot like red hot red hot and you just jabbed it into my neck that that's exactly what it felt like keith oh my god oh yeah yay that's insane yeah i know and the word the sorry the weirdest part about the whole thing was uh when it initially happened like i was on the floor like in grass and then uh i mean i don't think i was on the floor for that long like at all but i when i when i opened my eyes after that and i like tried i like stood up i couldn't see anything hold on hold on hold on i like i could see but the only color i could see was green and it was like that for like like a good like 10 seconds everything was just a different shade

of green like i can see like outlines of shit but it was just all like different shades of green and then i had to like whatever and then i finally like was fine again it was the fucking weirdest thing ever dude god damn damn so weird god seeing green that was that was that was the weirdest part of the whole thing was that because that literally happened i was like what the fuck was that i wonder what response of the body that is like why that it was uh what was it called it was a it was a glitch in uh the metaverse yeah the matrix whatever keith keith by breaking his neck yeah saw outside the matrix i i severed the connection true it looked it literally looked like the matrix just the green code yeah yeah it was so fucking weird oh my god dude green's my favorite

color though so it was all right you think if your favorite color was red you might have seen all red i don't know i don't know either i guess i don't even know what response that is that's you ever get into that thing though like with like something happens i've never broken my neck no no no i'm saying like you know like that respect that uh saying of like i just saw red and i just like oh yeah yeah oh um one time i got so scared that uh my vision went blurry like i saw the you know like the static tv like you're about to pass out yeah i got so scared i saw that and you start seeing like yeah i couldn't see anything like dot i literally couldn't see anything it's like my whole screen the channel turned off like i couldn't see shit for a good second i went oh

that's not good i just ran home because there's this huge tree that's full of leaves and shit or whatever that we have to walk home from and i was walking by and on my phone and out of nowhere right as i passed the tree the loudest like animal noise just just like like out of nowhere and like literally I just jumped and my fight or fight or freeze whatever it was

fight or flight yeah there was also blind I just literally just went blind and I ran home there's probably a raccoon scared the fuck out of me

there's a raccoon a raccoon he's afraid of trees by the way yeah I'm not afraid of trees I'm afraid of what they can do it's a little scary

that's the same thing this isn't Lord of the Rings dude or like the Wizard of Oz yeah there's no they're throwing apples at me yeah there's no fucking it's like it's okay I don't know man

they're scary dude They're too big. They can fall on me. It's just scary. But yeah, blurry vision. And from pain. That happened to me one time. All right.

Oh, yeah. I've experienced that. Yeah. Like, I guess you... The only time I got really scared once was, like, you know, but just, like, a jump scare. Fucking walking home with Joey, and there was this giant pit bull,

but it was behind, like, a green fence. Jesus. A lot of green in your life. Yeah, yeah, right? A lot of green. We can't, like, see it, but, like, you hear it, and you're like, what the fuck? Like, and then, dude, I swear to God, this thing, dead sprint, ran at the fence and went head first into the fence and started, like, barking.

Dude, Joey's reaction was to try to kick it, like, literally try to kick it. Okay. Mine, I did a box jump onto the top of a car. So you would have been all right, probably. Joey probably would have got the brunt of that. I mean, if Joey's kick connected, you know, like, sweet chin music. Might have been all right. Yeah.

He just clips a dog and the dog knocks out. Imagine, just knocks a fucking dog out, dude. God, if that happened, he wouldn't stop fucking talking about that thing. Oh, hell, I wouldn't either. I know, I don't blame him for it, but him having that story is a little worse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, probably.

Yeah. What do you think you typically have the fight or flight or freeze response? I haven't been in enough, I haven't collected enough data for that. Mine is usually flight. Yours usually cry, actually. Mine is flight. Like, the time I saw the, like, I've told this story when I was, like, climbing this mountain in Brazil

and I saw a snake fastest I've ever ran. Really? Just in the absolute other direction. I was like, ah! Because I was using it. I was using, like, a tree to get up one place and I put my hand on it. And right next to my hand, because it, like, blends in really well.

And then all of a sudden you see it and you're like, oh shit that's a snake and I was like fuck and I just ran immediately downhill as fast as possible yeah but what are you going to do fight a snake like yeah running seemed appropriate there you be calm and you fucking walk around it you freeze yeah you just say

well what is this thing Usain Bolt it's not like fucking coming at you fast the thing though is like if I saw a snake around here I wouldn't be that scared I'd be confused but a snake in Brazil or something I don't know if this is poisonous I don't know what's going on I'm not used to the ecosystem.

Well, fucking educate yourself, man. You should have looked up snakes. I'm terrified of snakes. You should have took a picture of it and Googled it, bitch. Before you started running, Danny's Indiana Jones. I'm like Indiana Jones.

Many people have compared me to him. I think you look exactly like Harrison Ford. My fear of snakes is equally... It's unbound. You have a whip? It's unbound. Oh, I have a whip. Jeez, Danny, nice.

Well, we're sure as fuck ain't making out. Not tonight. Yeah, boy, oh, boy. Boy, oh, boy, I think we're good here. Are we? I think so. Wow, time flies when you're having fun. Time does fly.

Is it time for a pool pop? Is it time for a pool party? Pool party? I mean, who cares? At this point. Oh, okay, Keith. I thought you were more excited about a pool party. Oh, I'm out of here.

Fuck you guys. See you later. All right, Keith, let's get out of here. Tell them where to find you. You can find me on Twitch at twitch.tv slash ksantagato. Hey, yo. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram and running away from snakes. You can find me at AntPrisco.

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