Picky Boys Podcast - LA Parents VS. Country Parents - Picky Boys Podcast #211
Episode Date: January 23, 2022In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss the best strategy for a bottomless brunch, Drake's hot sauce fiasco, Mason Ramsey's new job, why Danny wants a spa day, and the difference between LA Pare...nts & Country Parents! Leave a comment on our Instagram and, as always, enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys
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that one time you get it you'll tell your grandchildren about that time so is coffee
just bean juice i i would i would i think there's a debate drake's had some uh problems recently
all right um but yeah we gotta come
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that's pretty good all right guys enjoy the episode brunch is far too overpriced in these
parts i think brunch is just crazy brunch in williamsburg literally hipster center of the
world is cheaper than brunch in queens i think brunch is unfairly priced just because they give
you like a time limit like i'm a child like oh you could only stay in the playpen for two hours
only if you get the unlimited drinks well yeah yeah unlimited drinks of course but again that's
That's like an extra, like, they sell you on that.
It's like, hey, can we upgrade my medium popcorn to a large for 50 cents?
Like, yeah, of course, I'm going to spend an extra $10 on this $29 brunch
to have you bring me unlimited screwdrivers.
Like, I'm not an idiot.
Yeah.
It's still overpriced here.
I mean, yeah.
By a lot.
Because then that's like 40 bucks a person.
It's like by, like, $15.
I don't know, man.
I feel like you're not, after COVID,
you're not finding a $20 bottomless brunch with food.
$25.
not it's $30 with food and drink all right part of williamsburg fancy restaurant yeah
yeah i guess but the thing is like and then i and then they're gonna charge me here
some fucking shanty fucking bar yeah with a bunch of cowboys sitting around queens yeah
with a bunch of old men fucking spit bucket what the hell no that's bullshit i mean it really
depends if that extra $10
gives me faster
service.
The reason is very simple.
It's just that they can charge
cheaper prices over there because
their
burn-through table rate
is much higher, so they'll make more money
over time. There's not enough
people here, so they have to charge more
per person. That's the advantage
of going to a busier restaurant.
Yeah, you'd be surprised that it's cheaper.
I mean, yeah, but you could go to that
$30 bottomless brunch and have two
screwdrivers if that waitress is slacking.
That means too many tables.
Too many tables, they might not bring the food and drinks.
If you only get two screwdrivers in your hour and a half,
that's on you.
What, I gotta chase
down the waitress and be like, hey, give me another screwdriver.
Yeah, as you
should. Do you remember the one time we were like,
hey, listen, we understand
you're busy. Appeal to them.
We get it. Can you just bring us
a couple pitchers
of screwdriver
and just put it on the table?
That's how you do it.
Can you just do that?
You know what?
I'll be honest.
Nine times out of ten
they say no.
They say I can't do it.
Literally, they probably could.
But that one time,
you get it?
You'll tell your grandchildren
about that time.
Or you won't remember.
I feel like I'm a pretty good
flagger downer
of waitresses.
You know, we should bring
a little flag.
Is that rude?
Yeah, it's definitely rude.
Bring a little flag
and a whistle.
A whistle is definitely rude.
A whistle is a lot,
but if you bring a little flag,
I feel like a flag would be funny.
If I was a waiter,
if i owned a business i would give like the tables a little flag i feel like that's funny
you know and then i'm going hey duds and then if you if you if you're really going for a pro
strategy and then when the waitress is really not going fast at all then it's really easy you just
stagger your drinks what does that mean oh like so so so i order a drink and then when she comes
back you order a drink so that she's forced to bring the drink back and then i will order her
drink so so you mean so so so basically like whenever i finish my drink you're getting a new
drink and vice versa so that she never actually stops instead instead of having her bring two
drinks massive amount of time goes and we're burning the clock yeah yeah so she's on this
conveyor belt she can't even piss because she's on this conveyor belt of drinks trying to keep
it up like drake and josh in that sushi episode yeah i mean i mean she can still obviously no
she's not allowed to piss just not come with your drink or like we're not coming with one of our
drinks yeah or one that foils the whole system but yeah it works pretty well the point is
at the minimum in an hour and a half brunch you're getting three to four drinks minimum minimum
minimum minimum i feel like that's low too well that's low if you want to go more than that you
know some people are fine with you know they make their money like that too some people are fine
drinks four drinks at breakfast is kind of a lot yeah no if you're going to brunch you're like if
you're going to a bottomless brunch that is your day now like yeah i mean a lot of people just use
it for hang yeah hang or hangovers you know a little hair of the dog eggs benedict if i'm hung
over and i'm going to brunch i don't think downing a minimum four drinks is me recovering from a
hangover that's me just sliding you got to think about brunch drinks you know we're thinking about
screwdrivers but if you if you think about a you know a screwdriver i mean uh if you think we're
thinking about the same exact thing but if you're thinking about a mimosa or a bellini you know
These are low ABV cocktails.
Those are low ABV.
But I couldn't get that out.
Cocktails is the word.
You couldn't get out.
You said low ABV, and then you went.
Yeah, yeah.
The cocktails couldn't get that out.
I mean, yeah, I love.
I mean, Bellini is fucking.
Oh, God.
A peach Bellini.
Jesus.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Or like orange juice.
Man, sometimes orange juice be hit and different.
Sometimes brunch orange juice.
Fantastic.
Orange juice is really good.
But God, it's definitely the best juice, right?
huh well is iced tea a juice no but can't you technically like don't you technically like
squeeze it from tea leaves like juice so isn't it technically it's not a fruit juice okay now
we're adding another adjective but juice no iced tea is not a juice it's a it's a tea juice you
squeeze like a tea bag so is so is coffee just bean juice i i would i would i think there's a
a bait i don't think i don't think there should be a bait okay let's talk about fruit juices all
right all right orange juice is great because it's a great mixer and you can you can drink it alone
and it also tastes good as opposed to a pineapple juice which i would say is a superior mixer
but drinking a pineapple just alone you can get a little much it's super sweet yeah if you see
someone drinking a pineapple juice alone and be like are you gonna have two of those but but as
a mixer tequila yeah but i feel like you only put like no no i was about to say pineapple juice
and all different kinds of all right so what like but you can't really use any cocktails you only
really use clear mostly probably right like vodka tequila i could see or gin like i wouldn't put a
whiskey pineapple i've never heard of that no probably not a whiskey pineapple but also you
don't put like a dark rum and pineapple that's true a lot of rum drinks like a pina colada is
pineapple let's make that up yeah yeah i thought it was yeah yeah oh yeah because you drink those
out of the pineapple fire by the way um yeah i would still give it to orange juice because i've
never just woken up and craved like oh god put where's the pina colada it's not coconut right
i know that's what i'm talking about but i get served a lot of delicious i don't care i don't
know what it is but they're delicious which ones get served out of a pineapple oh my god a miami
vice bro jesus miami vice what is that just pina colada strawberry daiquiri mixed together yeah
I'm sure it's, yeah, but you get a nice little rum floater on top because, you know, there's
no ABV in there.
Yeah, there definitely is.
I mean, how much?
I feel like you get lost in the sauce.
No, you're definitely getting some.
But I mean, yeah, I'd rather, I'd rather like a non-frozen cocktail.
Yeah.
It depends my serenity.
Either way, pineapple juice is very good.
What about cranberry juice?
You kind of slack it on cranberry juice.
Cranberry juice, could take it or leave it.
prune juice oh what i mean i'm not saying for fun but prune juice is probably the most useful
it's gonna make you poops i don't i don't what is useful why why is that you need i mean if you
can't poops you need fiber you gotta you gotta poops are they much more better fiber alternatives
than prune juice what's one go fucking you know uh see that those pills those pills oh now i gotta
I'd rather just pick prunes from my prune tree.
What are they called?
I literally take one every day.
Fiber pills?
Yeah.
Or gummy bears.
Because of the pee.
Probiotics?
Peekaboo poo-poo?
Pedo protector?
Prostate?
Prostate provider?
I don't know why.
Oh, no, it's not pee.
Metamucil.
Well, you set me up for failure there.
Metamucil.
That whole ride, you set me up for failure.
Ever heard of Metamucil?
I've heard of Metamucil.
I've heard of Mucinex.
Take a few a day, clean as a whistle.
Take a few a day, clean.
Oh.
I just realized I was like.
Clean out your colon.
Yeah.
You ever do a cleanse?
In what capacity?
I don't know.
What the fuck that.
What do you mean?
I don't know what that follow-up question meant.
What kind of cleanse?
Are you talking about a spiritual cleanse?
Oh, shit.
Are you talking about a juice cleanse?
Have you done a spiritual cleanse?
Are we talking about a, you know, a facial cleanse?
I only know, yeah, I only know those three.
I'm sure there's, like, have you ever done, like, a foot cleanse or a belly button cleanse?
Yeah, there's a cleanse for everything.
Yeah.
Honestly, I need a good spa day sometimes.
We should go to the spa.
People always go to the spa.
I don't think I've ever, I mean, I've gone to a spa, but this spa also had, like, a basketball court.
Like, I don't think I've ever been to a spa and just, like, rubbed me down, Sally, and, like, sit in mud or something.
Yeah, me neither.
and i really want to supposedly feel great after i mean yeah but then you know the problem is they
bring your body up so clean and so high that they can't sustain and then immediately the next day
your your normal becomes your worse you know what i'm saying i i think i think i think i kind of get
what you're saying you're essentially saying that they're raising the bar and your normal doesn't
become your worse but what was your normal now is not your best like it's raising it's raising
the ceiling yeah because now because like yeah i understand like you could like slip and fall
in the park and fall in mud and that is technically your worst because like this is no i mean this is
no i think that i think the point i'm trying to say is i think it lasts more than a few days you
know i think it lasts for a while three days yeah you get you know i think it lasts much longer than
that four days i'm talking like you go every once in a while oh see now multiple visits that's how
i got you so they're not going to make it last more than a couple months good because they want
a couple of months that's i'll take that i said they're not gonna make it last yeah exactly a
couple months how long do you think a mud bath like i'm just rolling around in here i mean i i
also don't think mud baths are what i'm talking about what are you talking about what about hot
stones i heard apparently you know like yeah yeah on your back i heard like sometimes man they don't
understand it's like mcdonald's uh coffee out there and they don't understand the temp what
if i have like just a burn mark of a stone in my back i mean more just like cupping because i feel
like people do cupping weird i keep saying i mean more than you just insert another thing i do not
mean i mean more like just like a sauna and like a cold plunge and you know just like just a day
like no no people actually working on you that's not what i mean i mean go to the like go to a pool
and just like you know lay out in the sun and then jump into a cold pool same thing
i mean i'm gonna go spend i'm gonna go spend money on a saw no one's putting a sauna
you should laying out in the sun and jumping into a chlorinated pool is the same thing
well no no no the first part the first you're missing the first part i was comparing sauna
and polar plunge but you yeah so sauna polar plunge to laying out in the sun pool in a sauna
suit and an and ice cubes in the pool but it's the same thing pool is chlorinated it's salt water
salt water pool same thing as they have also you think so what do you think the they they do to
clean their ice plunges i don't know it's fucking chlorinated pal i don't know about that you're so
silly i don't think so i think i think specifically the ice plunge pool is not chlorinated you think
it's just they just dumped a bunch of water in there it's definitely treated with something
chlorine but maybe i don't think it's i don't think it is chlorine you think it's a saltwater
plunge pool i don't know i don't have the system for that because the whole point is like you know
you're aren't you like opening your pores and then jumping in i i wouldn't think they put chlorine in
they have to put some so they put bleach they have to put some kind of cleaning agent there's
a lot of danny's jumping in there maybe they i mean it's a very small pool it's like a little
tube so you think they have like one of those weird like things they just maybe they fill it
every day oh water i know that's such a waste of water yeah definitely chlorine it's i i think my
alternative i don't think it's chlorine and also a sauna i could i could lay out in the sahara
a desert and it's not the same thing as a sauna a sauna is like a dry heat that is very hard to
replicate i mean i feel like the desert is a pretty dry heat i think the sauna is more of a
wet heat honestly i think you're like cooking in there like it's wet in there it's not it's
definitely not dry because once you put the water in that little steam thing it was well it's like
a dry heat no yeah but so what's the wet there's a lot of wet in the sauna because there's like a
there's like a steam there's like a steam room oh maybe i'm thinking about something different
All right, so I'm thinking about a steam room.
Well, then, yeah, absolutely.
A sauna and the desert.
I mean, I guess the sauna, you don't get sunburned.
No, I'm not talking about a sauna right now.
You're talking about a steam room.
You're talking about a steam room.
I'm talking about a sauna.
That's what I, yeah, sauna.
You just said I'm not talking about a sauna right now.
It isn't dry heat.
Like, it is super humid, but it's not, like, wet in the air.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, I get it.
I get it, because the steam room, it's definitely wet.
I'm like, I don't know if this is my sweat, that guy's sweat, or the steam.
Yeah.
And that scares me sometimes.
I love a sauna.
That's my favorite part of the gym.
Sometimes I would go to the gym just to sit in the sauna.
Well, I mean, you know, that's fair, because, you know, where else are you sitting in a sauna?
I don't think that's weird.
You can actually buy a sauna for relatively cheap, put it in your backyard.
What's relative?
What's backyard?
And what's cheap?
A couple thousand dollars.
it essentially looks like a huge barrel it's like on its side does your head stick out
is it no no it's like a thing you walk into oh that's cool and it's it's small too
not this big it's like like a toddler not this big but it's relatively small so what so i'm gonna
put one in your backyard well no you're not i'll put a sauna there and then and then i'll put one
of those ice plunge pools how you doing that also just jump in the pool no antonio i'm talking i
need a pool that i can that i can take down to a temperature of like almost freezing so what are
you gonna you're gonna get a kiddie pool and fill it up with a bunch of ice it's actually easier to
get a horse trough i've looked into this what a horse trough it's like a it's like a it's a huge
rubber made container that they use to put like horse feed in oh you mean like the thing like joe
rogan was sitting in yeah yeah yeah well yeah i'm sure i don't know what that his is a hard
horse trough can you do your best joe rogan impression sitting in a ice thing right now
he was i don't know i didn't even i forgot what he's like
he's such a maniac maybe i'll put the video up if i have time yeah it's so funny the he
when he posts on social media it's never a picture of him smiling it's always a picture
of him in immense pain.
It's like...
That is what it's like.
You know, Drake's
had some problems recently.
Oh, yeah.
We haven't really talked about that.
Did we miss the boat on that?
I don't think so.
Well, not for a thumbnail, yeah.
We probably missed the boat on that,
but not for a conversation topic.
Oh, gotcha.
I feel like an opinion.
So, I don't know
the people who have been under a rock,
but so what happened with drake was he he ran into you know a fine little thing brought her
back you know apparently all consensual she said it was all consensual that's good and then they
did the old one two blue skidoo jumped into that painting and then you know i guess drake has to
do what drake does to not get trapped and put a little bit of frank red red hot red hot in the
condom and then because he thinks it kills the sperm which is not true i mean and then that's
the first we'll talk yeah first things first not true first first of all did you hear her did you
read her actual account of it all uh like a little bit it was i was too upset heinously graphic oh
really what would you like like absurdly inappropriately graphic like like we went
back to drake's house he fucking ate my ass he has a seven inch on your uncut dick and he's
and and he's hitting it from the back it was like it was like really really graphic for a story that
did not like yeah that was not pertinent information to the story that's because she
clearly wanted to seem cool right because of what happened but also yeah you could kind of just skip
to the you could hit the keynotes like yeah drake came back uh we banged all right this is the juice
of the story so she took the condom and then tried to you know get a little get a little yeah
yeah just like get the little drake juices in there to try to be pregnant not knowing somehow
that there was hot sauce in there and then she had a burnt puss yeah and then she's suing him
now she's suing him she definitely thought when she was releasing that story that that everybody
was going to be like wow fuck drake first like i don't this this woman is clearly mentally ill
because she like first of all how does she not realize that it's there's hot sauce in a condom
yeah how do you not look at it and like this like i put hot sauce in what does he have kidney stones
why is there why is it red was your sex so rough that you also punched him really hard in the
kidney and he's pissing blood it's like either way dude you don't like not i don't know about
the word desperate but like the kind of like balls to like think maybe there's blood and
semen in this condom and still just shove it up there
because you want that bag? Fucking crazy.
I mean, honestly, she probably wasn't doing
very much thinking at all. She was probably
just like, didn't want to get caught.
She was like...
She probably didn't even look.
It's like the last, you know the really intense scenes
of Prison Break where he's trying to come back
while the guard is coming to his cell?
She's probably like...
So she's probably doing it really quickly.
Yeah, and then she left her fingerprint there.
I'm more shocked that
no one's sitting down and being like,
imagine being drake and having all this money and all this fame and you could pretty much
bang any man or woman you want and then consciously every time you bang them you
have to go and put hot sauce in your condom like what a what a bad deal again to reiterate
doesn't work i mean it does not work i i think it's more to to catch her you know like oh i
caught you it's like putting like ink packets in the in the money you know yeah that's exactly
it's it's it's not yeah it's not actually to kill your sperm it's just so that she would know
and it worked yeah because now we know that we do know now we know and this woman probably won't
have sex with another male celebrity again honestly i mean you know i don't feel bad for
drake for having things he has to do because you know he's drake i mean i don't know if that's the
take i would go with i feel bad i feel like how do i get to that point and then have to do all this
first of all i would hire you know you're not doing that much you're essentially saying oh yeah
this guy can fuck anybody he wants in the entire world he just has to put a little bit of he dude
he just goes literally goes to a doctor they have things like they have spermicide which is like
things stuff that kills sperm he just needs a little bottle he's drake he can have one of his
assistants do it and and then again you can fuck anybody in the world a snap a finger you see the
poor little thing in your condom a big whoop no you cry me a river nah man you're wrong you're
wrong just because no you're no you're right in that case also i mean hot sauce is funnier thing
to put in there but i'm talking more like i'm talking about efficiency i don't give a shit
what's funny i fair fair enough fair you know take efficiency over funny you know whichever f you
want one of them's an e never mind but the point is the point is dude you always have to be on
your game man you've never fucking you know doodled when when you were just so drunk yeah
but i'm but if i'm drake then no oh man how do you not want to dude i just want to if i'm drake
i want to like you doodle you you you doodle when you're drunk because you want to lower your
standards oh you're saying drake wants to be sober to experience all these hot models he's
yeah yeah i disagree i would still be he's definitely yeah yeah bro i mean yeah he's
sipping a little bit but like he doesn't have to be he doesn't have to be blackout drunk you know
i mean but the but my point is my point is all these drugs all this alcohol around him
you got to be on top of your game a hundred percent of the time you got to be a hundred
percent because that one time you don't put hot sauce in the condom you got another little drake
also why don't you it's like these these are the kind of problems i i think celebrities should hire
me because i feel like i've like have a lot of like uh in in ingenuitive problem solving things
it's like why like and why don't instead of this is a problem instead of the hot sauce instead of
the spermicide why don't you just get a a little lock box that you put your condoms into bro what
if she just runs over
and you got to put it in a safe.
No, it's a lockbox.
It's a place with a little slit
and you can't put your fingers in it.
It's like the church money thing.
You know how it has the spikes
on the way out?
Yeah, yeah.
And it's just Drake's little
cummy box
and you just put your condoms in there.
Bada bing, bada boom.
Could you imagine on your resume,
oh, what did you do?
Oh, I actually worked for Drake.
Oh, yeah, what'd you do?
Oh, I cleaned his...
No, it's all about phrasing
How would you phrase that?
I supply Drake with revolutionary condom disposal technology
No, I'm talking about the person that has to clean it
Oh
Yeah, I'm talking about that person
Well, you don't have to clean it
You can just like fucking
Burn it, match
Throw it in a sinkhole
You're telling me this chick was willing to put a hot sauce
She won't go dig up a sinkhole?
A sinkhole
First of all, let's talk about sinkholes
Do you know what a sinkhole is?
A sinkhole is a massive hole in the earth
That people just throw garbage into.
I need to say one thing before we go to St. Coles.
When you said, I want Drake to hire me,
I pictured you in his bathroom with a bottle of hot sauce
just waiting for his con to be like,
I got you, Sir Drake, and putting it in and throwing it out.
That's what I pictured.
No, no.
That would be a funny job, but that is human error at its finest.
Because if I got corrupted, then I would have, you know, straight to the source, I'd have unlimited Drake cum.
You know what I mean?
You're saying you're sucking some out in a straw and spitting into a vial?
That's why Drake should invest in my proprietary condom trapping box technology.
Patent pending.
And I actually put this on Shark Tank.
You think celebrities, but no.
Are you afraid that the woman you're sleeping with will try to impregnate yourself with a condom in your bathroom?
Come on, Mark Cuban.
We know you have this problem.
It's like Kevin O'Leary.
Are you forced to carry a bottle of hot sauce around with you every time you want to make love to a woman?
No longer.
What would you call it?
I don't know.
Probably, man.
The playpen?
No, no, no, no.
That was disgusting.
I'm sorry.
i don't know mcdonald's ball pit but but it's it's like a church donation box so you can't
put your hand in and grab it and you just put all your used condoms in there it's fair no i think
it's a good idea sorry all right sinkholes you're right no no screw sinkholes oh really
they terrify me man are you talking about like landfills or sinkholes very different yeah
land because you said you just throw it you said you just throw but i'm talking about massive
sinkholes. Have you ever seen the movie
The Lovely Bones?
I don't think we're talking about that.
The guy with the pedophile glasses?
Isn't that a landfill?
That is not a landfill.
You're saying what he throws his body in?
Yeah, yeah. That's a sinkhole?
A landfill we make, we open
the hole in the earth.
That is like a natural
hole in the earth and people just throw
trash into it. Yeah, and they spit into it.
But I'm talking about, wait, so he threw that body into a sinkhole?
Yeah.
Oh, they're never finding that.
That's why he did it.
You know, that's a good point.
Because you can dig up a landfill.
A sinkhole, it's really hard because it naturally sinks in.
You don't know where it goes.
Well, you see the videos of, like, there's just a guy sitting in his car,
and then literally the earth opens its mouth and just swallows him?
Yeah, yeah.
That happens in cities, too, which is crazy.
Like a whole building?
No, not a whole building.
Because, like, I've never heard of that.
Also, that would be terrifying.
But it happens in New York all the time.
It's just, like, a guy on the street or a parked car.
It doesn't happen in buildings usually because they have, like, foundations and infrastructure to stop that from happening.
But, like, it happens, like, on a road where the road can't support itself.
And they've dug underneath it, obviously.
And then it just collapses.
Oh, you think sinkholes?
You fall, like, six to ten feet.
Oh, so sinkholes are from people messing up underneath it?
It can be a few many things.
Because I would rather...
They're also natural sinkholes.
I don't know what I'd rather bite the dust from.
Like someone because a construction worker screwed up?
Or because the earth set now is your time?
I'd rather a construction worker so my family can get that bag from the city.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't sue the earth.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, maybe you can.
You get a couple diamonds from the mines, maybe.
But I don't know how they would settle.
I'm sure you can sue the city, too, if it's on a street.
yeah i'd be like hey how about we fix our roads i mean i i don't i've always wanted to have a
reason to sue the city you could make one just like it's just like i'm sure you could sue the
city for anything go i don't know go fall out of a tree it's funny that you can sue people for
anything like if you have a if you have a copyright on something like okay that doesn't
stop anybody from using it it just makes it easier for you to sue them yeah which is which
i think is very funny and you can sue and you can you can sue somebody for anything it's just most
likely they'll throw it out if you have no basis like i can i can sue you for just for stealing my
house and taking my money and and and enter the lawsuit like put it into the legal system and
they'll say you're a crazy person or like some lawyer probably like oh my god this might be a
really good case and then they like call me and like i don't know who that is pal yeah well that
That would probably make you look more suspicious.
Now we're building a case.
Oh, true.
Yeah.
Imagine then, because I just didn't take it seriously and I kept saying, like, yeah, I don't know who that is.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was looking at his house the other day.
And then I fall into, like, now I'm being actually sued.
I don't think that's ever happened.
You can sue a state.
You can sue the entire federal government.
I don't think I'm winning that one.
No, again, you're not going to win any of these.
But I could sue Joe Biden for saying, like, hey, my guy is too high.
they could just sue him you think you would get any compensation no uh well it's not worth it
then don't say that's not how this works that's that's not how this works oil control foreign
oil prices yeah come on yeah they just send you back like uh hey go to school pal yeah that'd be
rude i was you know mason ramsey works in a subway now my yodeling king i i saw the video of him in a
subway he works in a subway you know not gonna lie good tactic whoever's raising him i think is
i think he's doing it right because you know he could be like you know just like
bathing in his riches banging other 13 year olds yeah i mean and he but but but i feel like that's
a good way to humble somebody because like because if you throw any 13 year old kid or whatever and
make him super popular it's like you're essentially rolling the dice i mean the kid's gonna get
become come out fucked up in some way yeah eventually you know from ages like 13 to 17
he's gonna be pissing in buckets and spitting on fans outside the building and and exactly and for
good reason because children are not supposed to be brought up in an environment where everybody
on earth knows their name yeah and true and i'll be honest if i was like 16 had a bunch of money
and a bunch of songs that were kind of okay
and I had to piss really bad,
I'd rather piss in the janitor's mop bucket than a floor.
And you wouldn't do anything.
You wouldn't progress.
Because how do you tell a 13-year-old
who has made a success off of this thing he's doing,
like, oh, you still need to go to school and be better
and progress and figure out what you want to do with life?
Like, how do they not say, what do I want to do with life?
I want to fucking sing a Coachella and give finger guns all the time.
It's like, how do you not do that?
That's true.
And now he's working in a subway, and he's, like, working at a job,
and he's, you know, I feel like they're really setting himself up
to either enter back into normal society,
and that was just a weird blip on his radar, or...
He'll come back.
Or he can come back and, you know, still be a little more humble.
And, I mean, fact check me on this,
but I'm pretty sure I also read that his family with his money
bought that Subway, so it's a little different
because now he's just working at his Subway.
I mean, yes, it's...
It's a little different, I said.
When you're slinging sandwiches, you're slinging sandwiches.
Yeah, that's true, that's true.
I think it's more a tribute to just country parents
compared to L.A. parents.
L.A. parents, if your kid at 16 becomes a multimillionaire pop star,
you're renting Lambos, snorting Coke,
not raising them, want as much money as possible
because I feel like that is what you went there for
in the first place. So that's probably what you grew up to do.
Just the place. Generalization.
And like in the country, they're like, oh wow, my little
boy's going to be a country singer. That's awesome.
But go work your ass off. Go work at
Subway. You're going to be an honest man. 18,
do whatever you want. I feel like that's just
culture. I think it's a great way to do it.
I get it. And you know, the kid, you know, hopefully
got a lot of years left. Let him work at Subway
for six years. He'd go jump right back into
it. Fucking Mason Ramsey. Yeah.
I didn't make an Instagram because he's a goddamn king.
Goddamn king.
And his song is blowing up on TikTok again, which is why he's starting to post it now
before I knew it.
Oh.
And so, you know, I hope he becomes a world famous superstar.
Me too, man.
Some people just deserve it.
Does that make sense?
Like, I don't know this kid at all.
But there are some people you could look at and be like, you know what?
That would be kind of awesome for that person.
Yeah, you just root for them.
Yeah, you root for them.
And some people you don't root for them at all.
Name one.
Go.
I don't know.
Little Tay?
Like, Icky Vicky, that girl?
Well, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Or the Cash Me Outside girl?
I mean, she grew on me.
I mean, the Cash Me Outside girl, she knows how to take.
Because, again, also, the problem is that Mason Ramsey,
if you go into meme stardom and put all your chips into that
route good chances people forget who you are in a month you know fair it's it's it's hard to to to
take meme status and then hold it with relevance that's what bad baby is a genius at i mean she
took her meme she she took the meme of her threatening to beat up her mom in the parking
lot on dr phil and turned it into you know nationwide brand musical success yeah i mean
you know she you know sometimes it happens you got to jump from meme to meme to meme for a little
bit. And some of her songs do
be hitting. I mean, eventually, once you get
into the game, you'll have
one or two good songs. I feel like it's kind of
inevitable nowadays. Yeah.
So good for her. Yeah, I mean,
yeah, my
good character arc. My point is, in the beginning,
I didn't really root for it. The point is to threaten to beat
your mom up. On Dr. Phil.
Catch me outside, how about that? Let's go on
Dr. Phil and just
beat up our mothers. Yeah. Maybe,
you know, I don't think Dr. Phil's stopping me.
Dude, I would knock the fuck out of Dr. Phil, too.
Try to stop me.
You don't think I could beat the shit out of Dr. Phil?
Dr. Phil will roundhouse kick you.
Yeah, but Dr. Phil can't get his leg up past his hip.
I'll fucking push that old back down.
Dr. Phil will send you to the ranch.
Steve Harvey, though.
I think Steve Harvey could beat the shit out of me.
I feel like they're kind of compared.
Yeah, yeah, I do, too.
I think Steve Harvey could beat the shit out of me.
That mustache, that beautiful mustache will fucking punch me in the lip once I'm kissing him.
Yeah, are you kissing him?
no but i want to i actually want to go listen to mason ramsey's album now let's let's let's
listen to it together all right i think we get out of here all righty tell them where to find
you you can find me at danny is watching on instagram i forgot to talk about something
oh let's see sorry no no just write it down no it's good yeah i'll save it it's a little
timely but it doesn't matter uh you can find me at danny is watching on instagram
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