Picky Boys Podcast - Lightning Set My House On Fire! - Picky Boys Podcast #234

Episode Date: July 17, 2022

In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss Danny almost hitting someone with his car, cutting people off in traffic, lightning burning a house down, and a whole lot of foreshadowing! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

I shouldn't have looked at that goat wrong. I had impure thoughts. My heart is on fire. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. I almost killed a girl today. A tiny girl. You sang that? Oh.

Yeah, I sang that. So basically, I was driving down a street in the middle. In exactly where we live. I was driving down a street here in Queens and it's a street that's super wide like a lot of our streets are very small and this one's super wide

so we call it the highway of Queens of the same place we call it the highway of Queens because you can go really fast down it and I was going down the highway of Queens not supposed to what street are you referring to?

leave this Antonio Oh, you guys call that the Highway of Queens? Oh, yeah. People fly down that. People fly down that. If they put a speed trap there, it'd be great. Either way. It'd be terrible.

Come visit us. I was flying down. I'm not flying. I was 33 miles an hour, so 7, 8 above the speed limit. And I'm jamming out to music. I very rarely sing. And I would never do karaoke. It wouldn't catch me dead.

But when I'm alone in my car, I'm belting out. What song? What song would you have killed this child to? No. Don't worry about the song. Well, you can't tell me? No, no, no, no, no. No, it was Devil in a New Dress by Kanye West.

So I was actually rapping. Does that have any N-word to it? Does that have the N-word in it? I didn't say it. Even in the privacy, I didn't say it. That's just besides the point. He almost killed a child. That's besides the point, is that I'm going down.

I'm like, hmm. And I'm just chilling. And then all of a sudden, I see a ball fly in front of my windshield. And I'm like, oh, shit. And so I slam on the brakes. And from the corner of my eye, I see the girl. And then I see her mother go, ugh. She stops her from running into the street.

And I would have hit her, that's for sure. But I wouldn't. If what? If the mother hadn't stopped her. But I wouldn't have hit her at full speed. I braked as hard as I possibly could. Like my car, the child's in front of me. I don't know what that's called.

It's like a thing for braking systems. I forgot what it's called. But there's a thing if you ever like slammed on your brakes really hard. Like power braking or whatever. And your car goes. Yeah, it's to protect the car. It can't just stop like it's hitting a wall. Yeah, there was like a screech and everything.

And there was a scream. But nothing happened. Red slushie across the windshield. It's crazy how the universe works that, you know, one little factor is different and we're having, we would be having such a different day today. Yeah. Danny. Recording the podcast.

Oh, we wouldn't be, oh, I killed a girl today. We'd be in prison. No, it would just be me and JTV and like, well, guys, we have to, we have a lot to talk about today. We're probably going to take a month off. Yeah, we're probably going to take a little break. Yeah. I mean, kids are really dumb.

Oh, yeah. I probably would have gone to jail too because I was speeding. Yeah. That's, that's a, that's a, that's an, that's an. As soon as I saw the ball go across the windshield, I was like, oh, my God. Like, my brain hearkened back to every driver's ed, you know, like, video I've ever seen of, like, a ball into the street and then a kid going, psh. You know, that really does – I was in the car with my mom, and the same thing happened. She did not hit the child.

It was also a little boy, so a little different. But same thing, ball rolled out, but the little kid straight up came out into the street. We just weren't breaking the law like Danny was. So we were able to stop, and we saw the child. Also, yeah. Who goes 25 miles an hour? That's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, it used to be 30.

It used to be 30. But the thing is, it used to be 30, which means people would be going 35. Yeah. So now it's 25, so people go 30. But because it used to be 30, I still go 35. Yeah, but now that's a higher infraction. No, I don't go higher than 34, to be honest. Yeah, because you don't want to get caught by the lights.

Anybody in New York City, I don't know how it works anywhere else, But New York City, if you stay within nine miles over the speed limit, the cameras won't get you. There are so many just... Eventually, you're not going to be able to... It's not going to be fiscally responsible to drive. There's going to be cameras everywhere. You can just go the speed limit.

No, but it doesn't... Go the speed... What? You can't do that. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, I'm saying that doesn't exist. Going the speed limit, it doesn't exist.

They just want your grubby money. For some reason, when I'm going the speed limit, I feel like a pussy. Well, you are a pussy if you're going the speed limit. But you should go the speed limit. But you're also a pussy if you do it. Going the speed limit, I feel like, especially on the highway, maybe not on the street, but on the highway, can be, like, more dangerous than going.

Because you should be going the speed of traffic, which is everyone else is probably going 10 over-ish. So going 10 below everyone, I feel like, is more dangerous. Right. But it also takes one guy to lead the pack, and he's pumping 100. Now the three people behind him are pumping 90. Now you've got to pump 80.

Now we're getting a little scary. also it's all it's all relative like when i when i've i've driven many long distances across the country and sometimes like on those like very blank highways there's nothing going on it's like 85 miles an hour speed limit which is great but then you go into a section where it's 60 and you're like oh my god i'm crawling this is the worst it feels like i'm i could literally run this fast like it feels so slow there is there is something about going 85 or 90 even like i'm saying within speed limit parameters where it's like man let's go to 100 this is no it's not that it's like this is just now a death machine like i'm in a death wagon right now it's like one

little anything gone cooked that was just sauced that was where i went my fastest in the barren highway of kentucky or kansas what was the fastest you ever got in a car it was it was like 118 miles an hour that's pretty speedy my car was my i basically went to the point where my car started to go like yeah i think i think i think i hit 121 it feels fucking awesome it's it's it's very scary i don't have the balls it's cool do it one time twice if you're doing it in a safe way but if you're one of these guys that just like on the clearview expressway in queens like every every time you drive you're going over 100 i also i also hate the people that like speed up to 90 to stop at a red light 10 feet away what time are you saving guy i hate it i i hate that too

but i've noticed i've been doing that dude ever since i've gotten into it ever since i've gotten into racing i have become a more reckless he means racing in the video yeah yeah no i mean ever since i've gotten into racing like as a sports like f1 racing i and i've been doing my live streams check them out on twitch picky boy streaming um ever since then i have definitely drove driven more recklessly that's not good stop yeah what do you want me to say to that it's like all right stop playing the game i mean i don't know it's just because i feel like like when people are going especially when people are going under the speed limit i my patience seconds yeah my patience is seconds before i before i start giving them the flashers i have like you know

dart around a little bit. I have noticed, Danny's like, what's this guy, what is he doing? And I'm like, Danny, he's pulling out of his parking spot. Please. I don't know, man. I don't know. I have a need for speed.

As I've gotten older, honestly, I'll go the speed limit on the highway. I probably won't on my own, but if there's a car in front of me that's going the speed limit, I'll just go the speed limit behind him. I'm not going to change lanes and pass him. I'll definitely do all that.

I'll definitely do all that. I'm just like, I'm not going to let this guy I just slow down my day. It doesn't. It really doesn't. No, no, no. It does not change your destination time by a lot. Not by a lot, but it certainly can.

If you're talking about a 20-minute drive, at best, at absolute best, 18 minutes because you're speeding. That's true. It depends. No. It depends with exits and backups. You've got to change lanes, babe. You just have to. You have to change lanes.

No, I'm not saying you don't have to. If you talk about a street with lights, like you've ever been on a two-lane or a three-lane street with traffic lights, that can change the course of your timing. Because then one wrong move and now all the lights are not working in your favor. That's true. Not too many of those around here, but I can think of a couple. Yeah, I don't know. Nowadays to me The main atrocity is that

If somebody's going If I have a straight shot on the highway And I'm obviously going fast And then someone cuts in front of me And then goes slow That's it I'm ready to get out I would murder that person

That's a wild move Something about cars I think it's because they're so dangerous That's what road rage is It makes your blood boil Well, no, it's because you feel so safe in your little car that you could insult somebody. It's because you're safe in your little house.

No, I feel like it's the opposite. I feel like we all know, especially on the highway, we all know the ramifications of making a mistake. They could be deadly. That's true. That's not why you're road raging. And so if someone cuts in front of you or does something stupid that almost causes you to crash,

it's like, bro, you almost just jeopardized my life. Yeah, you almost just killed me. That is a fair reason to be angry. I just don't think that is the majority of your reasons why you're angry. That's why I'm angry. That's why Danny's angry. That's why I'm angry. And I would have been really fucking angry if I killed that girl.

That's a fair thing to be angry about. I agree. I can't go to prison. No, look at that tight little ass. For manslaughter? Yeah, that's the worst. And then I won't even have a cool prison story. It's like, what are you in for?

I killed a girl. No, you'll get killed for that. You have to make one up. You'll have the worst prison story. No, but I'd say it was an accident. That doesn't matter. No, I think it does matter. A little girl?

I didn't I'm not a chomo I didn't that's those are the people who get killed in prison I know you're not a chomo chomo and police

get killed in prison it's not just that you're a cho-go there's a lot I think anyone who does like if you abuse kids you're a cho-moo cho-moo

you're a cho-moo if you abuse kids you get killed in prison child murderer child molester a lot of prisons if you're like just a

she ran in front of the car yeah that's what that's what Danny's gonna be saying while he's getting she ran in front of the car it was omniscient You know what's a very satisfying feeling when you're driving?

Kill, kill, kill. Not killing kids. Not killing children. Every time I complete my drive and don't kill a kid, I high five and tell him no. I slap the roof. I'm like, you did good today, son. You good old Bessie. No, I was going to say, like, when you're trying to get into this turning lane or into this exit lane or whatever,

and this fucking jerk-off just won't let you in, he's literally kissing the car in front of him to not let you in. He's like, bro, just let me in. I need to take this exit I need to make this turn and you just he's not letting you in go to one car in front of him and that person lets you in

go in yeah depends on how late you're going in here before I start to vehemently disagree with you what are you going to say you have to miss your exit now

no but Danny but if there's if there's a line of people if there's a line of people at an exit and you go right to the corner right to the end of the exit

and try to cut in you're just a line cutter and an asshole I agree with that this is a fake stance Because I've seen Danny has done this Like many times

That is not true There have been so many No no no Excuse me I knew you were going to do this There have been so many times I'm in the car with you I'm like Danny

You're doing it right now Have I ever crossed Have I ever Yes Have I ever crossed Solid white lines Yes you have Solid white lines

Yes you have That's a fucking lie My point is And I go Danny You're doing it right now All the stances You're doing it right now And it's like

Oh this is different We need to be somewhere Why does he sound like that now I don't know He sounds like beef That's true He sounds like beef Oh sorry

Oh this is I think it's more nasally I would say oh Antonio this is different there's a raspy maybe it's one nostril that's the thing oh Antonio you do kind of sound like that no and first of all

We've done it. I'm suing you for slander because that's a heinous lie. Lawyer up, bitch. I'll tell you this. Antonio does that every time on purpose. He goes, why would I get in the back of the line? Why would I fucking wait like an idiot? Every time I do it.

Because he's an entitled asshole. No, he's an ass. No, no, no, no, no. Danny, if that happens, that exact situation, and I'm a bad driver, like I'm just dumb and I forget, and I didn't realize that was my exit, and I realized at the last moment, I'm going to do that. Yeah, I know. But there's no distinguishment to the cars.

Also, when you do that, especially if everybody's at a standstill, You can do a little one of these. You know, one of these. What the fuck does that do? What is that saving? It's just a courtesy. Your mother's a courtesy. It doesn't fucking do anything.

I have a lot of very strong feelings about this. We can make a show about that. If you were in line at the donut shop. Foreshadowing. Foreshadow. If you were in line at the donut shop, and you were in line for 10 minutes, and then you were in line for 10 more minutes, and then 10 more minutes, and you haven't moved in line and you realize,

oh, it's because people just keep cutting in front of you, the only way for you to get this goddamn donut is for you to cut them. You're just going to be there for 40 minutes for no reason. This is why... A cheater's world, you got to be the cheater. Honestly, I'll always go to the back of the lines, wait. That is so dumb.

You just wait because my time is not more important than anybody else's. Yes, it is. Also, I'm telling you, and, you know, maybe you're right. You know, somebody's missing their exit and that's why they're doing it. That's why I do it.

But I can spot them from a mile away. You know the type. They're driving like a Honda Civic with a huge spoiler, super tinted windows. You can see them coming from a mile away, and they try to get in. If that's me, I'm going to crash my car. The thing is that I am going to crash my car before I do it.

I will crash it. I will crash it. Antonio does that every time, and Antonio doesn't drive a car like that at all. No, I have a big boy. Yeah, he drives like a pussy because of it. Are you going to teach all these rules of the road, these hidden rules of the road to Martin?

Yes, of course. That's another foreshadowing. We've done two foreshadowings this time. What are we doing? Teaching Martin. On top of that, I was away, but you guys went to the 4th of July hot dog eating contest without me, by the way,

and met all my heroes. You would not. That is not an entertaining event. Really? To say that you would go out to Coney Island on 4th of July? At 12 o'clock? I mean, you guys were invited to the...

I'll tell you if they would have went. I would come to the after party. That's like the fruit of our labor, almost. We got invited to the after party for all these heroes. True. Would you come to the event? Okay. Either way.

The event was... I wouldn't blame him for not coming. Thank you, JT. The event wasn't that great. Come to this side. We came too late. Our view is bad, yeah. We came too late.

Never a bad thing. Our view is just bad. I mean, if you come to an event... I underestimated the amount of people there, too. I was watching the screen the whole time, anyway. First off, I underestimated the amount of people there. is 35 000 people yes um so we definitely should have came earlier and i i have like a worth perception because i always forget that everybody else is not as tall as me i had a beeline view of

joey jaws chestnut that's true that's true danny is above average i know i felt bad for a couple a couple departments because because i because because i because i at first we were at this really good spot i could see everything the stage so clearly and i looked at chas and he just had somebody's muscle back the muscled man's back just directly in front of his face straight up yeah and i was like can you see anything and he was so cute he was like yeah i can kind of see and i was like no you can't get on my shoulders jazz i i thought about it there's so many kids who put their if you put your kids on your shoulders during an event like that please leave i mean that's fine i thought you were about to compare you doing like jazz on your back to

kids like you're like oh kids are doing it i was just gonna put chaz on my back very different is it is it is it that different there's not my view was absolutely blocked by a child on him the man himself was already tall enough to block my view and had a child on his shoulder now it's a little this is a super person yeah there's an eight foot tall tower blocking my view what what is the you know the foot that chaz has on this child going to do a lot is it because i can't see anyway yeah so a foot on top of i can't see is just more i can't see well now the further back you are you're blocked like the further back you are you could probably we were in the back it's like cats out of the bag it's like it's it's done it doesn't matter how tall the person on your

shoulder is it's done like my view was blocked by someone on a shoulder so why don't you put your ass on your back then not it's not a true i know i mean not a real one i would have if you asked me i totally would have no you could see perfectly fine in that man's muscle back but yeah I mean, a lot of controversy this year. There was a protester who tried to enter Joey Chestnut's domain and paid the price. Dude, if you guys haven't seen it, just look up protester and Joey Chestnut. You'll see the video. It's like 10 seconds.

But it looks like Joey Chestnut was going to snap this man's neck. It was like one of these. like an assassin behind him like a snap i was like oh oh is that guy okay like i was like oh oh man july 4th is joey chest it's like it's the day that he is most important he's a hero to all americans he is definitely the most important person in the u.s and and and for 10 minutes he is he is he is being reveled at by 300 million people and you're gonna get in front of him yeah he's lucky he didn't snap his neck no it's not it's not just that too like he didn't just get in front of him, I don't think that would have happened if he just

got in front of him. Bro, this guy like this guy like fucking checked Joey Chestnut. Joey Chestnut, prime time, hot dogs in his mouth at number 30, 40, whatever, getting checked by this dude? Yeah. That's fucked up. Like if it was the finals

and a fan just came on and just kicked LeBron in the balls, that guy might die. Yeah, but that's the thing about basketball is that for that, you can just say, hey, 10 minute break, We'll restart that play. Can't do that.

You can't do that. You're already 30 hot dogs in. It's unfair to everybody on the stage to try to do another hot dog eating contest. If I was 30 hot dogs deep and I had to take a break or restart, I'd be like, everybody could go fuck themselves right now. Joey Chestnut in that moment is Jordan Bulls game seven overtime. Yeah. And there's no re-do's.

There's no re-do's. And he's mid-dunk already. Yeah, he's mid-dunk. There's nothing you can do to stop it. And he just gets bumped by a guy. All right, we're going to protest, like, interfering with Joey Chestnut is what we do. Well, they're protesting an animal farm that supplies Nathan's hot dog meat. Oh, my God.

That's the whole thing. And they're fucking pussies, God damn it. Honestly, their protest is probably completely legitimate. Like, I'm sure the animal meat farm probably does terrible, terrible things to those animals. Just don't bump my man Joey Chestnut. Don't do that. Don't hit him. Don't check him.

And he still won. And he still won. So, fuck you. Yeah, but they blew, like, he didn't do, like, he did great, but he didn't do Joey Chestnut great. Yeah, I mean, he was shy. He was playing with an injury. Yeah. We also learned that the after party, oh, it was at the same place.

True, so we're invited every year forever now. Oh, hell yeah. So we're basically, you know. You're in it. The thing is that the password may change every year. No, he said the password stays the same. No one asked us the password. No, that's true.

The man who invited us told us the password. We were so ready. We walked to the bar ready to tell the password to the high-level security team, whoever's going to ask us, the Secret Service, whoever. Like the little guy through the little window at the door? Not a single person asked us the password. There wasn't even a single person from the event there. We got there too early.

Yeah, we got there earlier than anyone else. We got there, and we were like, did we get bamboozled? Did we get bamboozled? Did they send us to the wrong place? We got there before literally anyone else, and we were right on time. Yeah, yeah. I guess you just go. Well, it's because you guys don't know.

You guys aren't cool. You know, 9 o'clock is actually 10.30. You were, like, fashionably late, too. 10 minutes. 10 minutes late. What could the fashion have possibly been for this? That's fashionably late to me. I always wanted to go to a place where, like, I actually say a password.

And, like, I know one. It's not this place. No, it's not this place. One day. One day, like, I'll have a group of people behind me, and they'll be like, ooh, what's this place? There's speakeasies that you need passwords to get into. Yeah, but... But are they going to deny you if you get it wrong?

Yes. I went to one in Austin, Texas that denied us because we got it wrong. How did you guys get it wrong? We got it. Our friends were in there and we got it from them and it turns out it changes every hour.

How are you supposed to keep up with that? How does this place make money? It's actually a brilliant scheme because they are affiliated with many bars around the area and so they're like, to get the password, go buy a drink at that bar. I would just slap you guys.

And so they send you on a mission to go to one bar to get the password to come back and then go to this bar where you're also spending money. That's so – I would be like, I don't want to go in this stupid place anymore now. If someone's like, oh, yeah, you could get in. Go to this place and buy a drink and find out. I'm like, you're a loser. Why would I want to come here? That's exactly what one of our parties said. They were very drunk, and they were like, oh, what is this?

What is this, Fort Knox? You think you're protecting something real good here? It's capitalism. shitty fucking they're like our friends are up there they said it sucks it's like okay

now we're not getting it arguing with the bouncer never a good idea no no it's just it's a fruitless endeavor well it's only

worked successfully if you were either the owner or you actually were like the friend of the owner but everyone says

I know the owner and the bouncer's heard that so many times even if you were the friend of the owner anymore doesn't matter show me proof

yeah I don't know I don't think it ever works. I mean, even fucking A$AP Rocky and Rihanna got denied to Barcade that one time. Yeah, that was a big L on that guy. But that guy definitely got fired. Yeah, that was very dumb. But what happened again? Did they forget their IDs or something?

Yeah, Rihanna forgot her ID. We talked about this already, but Bouncer just did his job, his legal job. Oh, Jesus, JT. She can literally just Google herself. My point is that I don't think you can fire someone for doing their legal job. I think that you're asking for a lawsuit. If you fire someone for doing their legal, government-enforced job. Get rid of that guy for sure.

Okay. And then you have a lawsuit on your hands. Congrats. No, I don't. I'll just plant drugs on him. All right. Then get rid of him. I'll find a way to get rid of him.

Well, you could definitely fire somebody for a myriad of reasons. No, wrongful termination, bro. Yeah, but he would have to prove that that's why he was fired. Prove it. Okay. So you're saying fire him for that reason, but make it murky that he didn't. Yeah. That's how you run a business

You don't fire anybody for the reason that they're actually getting fired I didn't mean actual drugs I meant the metaphorical drugs you plant on them You're fired because you don't clean up after yourself All I'm saying is that you're getting a lawsuit on your hand Which as a business owner I don't think you want You think you're going to win that lawsuit?

All you need is one person that you know Hey, my cousin Johnny has a fake Try to get in He gets in, fire the bastard Boom, that's a good point Also, this guy has a fake. He's trying to get it shut down, and he should have let Rihanna. And on top of that, he should have let Rihanna.

All I really need to hope is that the judge is a Rihanna fan. I'll be like, judge, didn't let her in. What's he doing? She's like, you're right. Or he's like, you're right. I feel like so many people were happy about that story, too. They have this weird anger towards celebrities. They're like, good, they should be like the rest of us.

If I forget my ID, I don't get let in. yeah and that's dumb that's a celebrity they're gonna get in be a celebrity you get the treatment i mean it actually it actually did give them a bunch of free press so you know who knows yeah but it's bad press but is there such a thing as bad press there is such a thing as bad i agree there is such a thing for us people that's just the people on the bad on the bad thing that happened to a person's team flipping propaganda saying like oh all good press it's like people that say like raining on your wedding day is good it's not the the better saying would be a lot of stuff that seems like bad press is still good press but there is stuff that it seems bad and

is bad yeah like shane dawson banging his cat yeah that's not good but like maybe jake paul like does a controversy and that just he gets a million more subs and it's like yeah that that's medium press well jake paul's not fall he's he's gone into it he's leaned into it yeah he wants bad press. He doesn't want actual bad press. But he wants hate, you know? Yeah, he does want hate. But when you take the role of the

villain, I mean, that's just how it goes. Man's a villain. Without villains, there's no heroes. I don't know if I agree with that. If I save someone from a burning building, am I a hero? Well, the fire's the villain, JT.

The fire is very villainous. I'm not going to argue with inanimate objects being villains. Well, they're more like anti-heroes because they can also cook a pretty good steak. Yeah, sure. That's a hero now.

Two sides to it. Two sides to every fire. I mean, yeah. Isn't it... Aren't candles insane? Like... He said yeah for agreeing with him.

Yeah, he said... Yeah, you're right. Yeah, dude. You know what? Don't monkeys fly? Like, have you ever seen something uncontrollably on fire? It's one of the most

unpredictable, like, vicious forces of nature known to man. and we light one in our room so that our room can smell like an apple pie. I'm like, what? It's like we're bottling this force of nature so we can smell apples.

It's like lightning in a bottle. It's terrifying. It's lightning on a wick. It's like if you're an air conditioner and there was actually a very small hurricane in there. Yeah, it's like, what are we doing? It doesn't make any sense. Also, the fact that lightning could strike my house

and now there's a fire really upsets me. I don't think that's fair at all. That's not fair. It's definitely not fair. Am I insured for that? Why am I crying? I mean, there's, like, I totally get why, you know, all these dumb early Greek people thought their gods existed.

Because imagine, imagine you're, like, a lightning comes down and sets your home on fire, your hut on fire, and you're just a Greek guy, and you're like, it must be Zeus. It simply must be. I shouldn't have looked at that goat wrong. I had impure thoughts. My hut is on fire.

I can't sell my Greek shit. Your what? My Greek shit. What does that mean? Like in pita bread. Now I can't sell my hummus. Is hummus Greek? That's not right.

It's more Mediterranean, right? It's a similar area. He's right. It's Greek. It's Greek. Greek. So they have pita with no hummus? I don't know.

I'm asking. I thought hummus was more like the other parts of the Mediterranean, like Middle East almost. What's the... I don't know. What's a Greek thing? Pita? Gyro? Oh, gyro.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I can't sell my gyros. Now I can't sell my gyros. Oh, God. Thank you. No, I mean, no. My point is, lightning, trees, they terrify me. It's all scary.

The fucking German people in, like, 1910 used to light a Christmas tree up with candles. You said German people? Yeah. The Germans used to put up Christmas trees, and instead of lights, they'd put candles on a dead tree. That's a little intense, isn't there? Isn't that? Isn't there? Oh, my gosh, the fire!

Every, like, nine out of ten houses caught fire. It would stop Christmas. It would be a Christmas miracle if my little German house didn't burn down. Yeah, now I can't sell my... It's such tradition. Now I can't sell my German things. Now I can't sell my German things.

What do they have? My bratwurst. You're the worst. No, trees are terrifying, man. I don't know. You can't keep saying that. Are you trying to get us to say something? No.

What are you talking about? I need you to agree with me that trees are scary. They're not. No, for sure. Well, no, no. Have you ever seen... First of all, our friends were attacked by trees. The fact that we just have them like several, many, many on every block when after every hurricane, a house gets crushed by one.

I mean, just think about just driving on a highway. This is what I honestly, I swear to God, this is what I think about driving on the highway. I'm driving, and there's just trees on my left or right, and I'm like, if one of these trees decides to be an asshole, I'm dead. And that's it. Yeah, that's it. If one of these trees fall for no apparent reason because that's what happens with things, I'm dead. Trees are scary. That's all I'm saying.

I think trees are scary, too, but not because they can hit me. It's because of the knowledge they possess. What the fuck does that mean? Think about a 200-year-old tree. It's the history it's seen, and it hasn't moved. I guarantee it knows very little, and it knows a lot about maybe a four-foot radius. I don't think that's not useful. It only knows about what its roots can touch.

It doesn't have eyes. That's true, but I disagree that it knows very little. I think it knows quite a lot. Danny, if you were just placed on Earth at year zero, just placed on Earth, and you could only see four foot around you till now, you wouldn't know much. That is not true.

You wouldn't know much. That is not true. No, I agree. You would see maybe a fish grow some legs, go, oh, that's weird. Oh, wait, you're saying, I thought you meant the year zero. You mean?

I mean all the way back. Oh, then you'd know a lot. All the way back. I don't think one spot with a four foot radius how much would you know you know

you would maybe a dinosaur you know about mass extinction events four billion years and wars you wouldn't know that much it's crazy

how do you know half that shit like maybe maybe a little velociraptor pissed on your leg but you don't you wouldn't have

seen shit you would see like maybe a squirrel like turn into a duck I don't know how evolution also don't get me started on mushrooms

those things those things communicate with each other mushrooms are actually scary spores what have they seen I don't know and what do they know

they know a lot they actually know a lot Yeah, spores are very scary. Did you see that thing where they put, this is, I don't, I hope I say this right. So in Japan, they put a map of their subway and they put spores in it in like a fully replica and see how the spores grew.

And then they made the subway systems around that path because that was the most efficient path that they could have created. And mushrooms did that. Each, like, each, I think, I don't know. Each major city had like a food source. A little piece of food, yeah, yeah. yeah what does that mean and they're a hive mind they all they like my my i don't know i don't even

understand yeah the mushrooms mushrooms are scary mushrooms they get a little fungi yeah just eat them i wanted there yeah i think that's yeah i think that's come on like funky now what are we at come on that was a good one it was good it was good enough that we'll leave them wanting way more of that all right jt tell them where to find us get out of here you can find me on instagram at jt holden 97 and find me and danny sometimes on twitch at twitch.tv picky boys streaming link to that will be in the bio true that you can find me at danny is watching on instagram you can find me at ant prisco can't forget to follow picky boys podcast like share subscribe and look out this wednesday for shadowing