Picky Boys Podcast - Little Miss Picky Pageant - Picky Boys Podcast #166

Episode Date: May 12, 2021

New merch is available here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio and Danny discuss improv troops, influencer "merch" scams, aggressive sports dads, Anotnio's horror movie list, and ...the strange world of child pageantry. Leave a comment below which one of us would win the little miss picky pageant, and enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I scarfed down so many jalapenos. I move cities just to get away from it. Catching butterflies and he's blowing bubbles. Like, relax. Or, you know, I mean, if that's what I gotta do to win, I'll have a bunch of just naked woman cutouts from magazines fell out of my pocket. That's why you don't cut them out. You go first.
Starting point is 00:00:17 We're naming things that are fun. Yes. Why is this hard? I don't, because nothing's fun, maybe? No. There has to be one thing you know that's fun. Checkers? board games board games board games specifically checkers
Starting point is 00:00:34 you know welcome welcome back to the picky boys podcast no check checkers is like uh a game to determine if your brain is still functioning yeah yeah checkers i mean i used to think it was i used to think it was very complex i used to thought it was just like you know easy chess and then you realized but it's it is easy well it's far easier it's stupid chess checkers is stupid chess checkers is stupid chess but it's the same board so i'm glad you think checkers is fun that's that was your go-to number one fun thing what is your go-to number one fun thing i don't know maybe like say it uh uh uh what's fun i don't know watching a movie i like watching movies exactly it's but it's like it's weird the things like you just can't remember
Starting point is 00:01:22 a lot of like when you're on the spot you can't remember things all the time this happens constantly yeah well it's like because the people watching be like nerd you know chess movies well either way i think it's just whenever someone asks you a question that you have to like think about something like even if you know like obviously i have a list of things that i know are fun but but but i don't i'm not actively thinking about it so when you're put on the spot everything gets all discombobulated it's very confusing and hectic and you just say like the weirdest answer because just you you know what happens it's it's like the first thing you think of and then you can't get it out of your mind you're like because so the first thing for
Starting point is 00:02:02 some reason i thought it was checkers and then and then all the whole time i'm like what what else exists except for checkers checkers is my life i can't think of anything and everybody's just looking at me waiting for me to answer this this i mean this happens all the time when people ask about your favorite you know food or your favorite joke or you know like oh name an example when when i did that and you're like i know you did it yeah i just can't think of one now you can't tie your shoes i can't think of an example yeah exactly so it's it's hard it's hard to be put on the spot that's why improv is so bad yeah yeah but improv you know yeah i agree improv is very bad you don't like improv i do not like improv you know i i give
Starting point is 00:02:46 tons of credit to to people to improv people because it's a very very hard um brand of comedy that being said i'm confused if you're for or against no it's it's an incredibly hard brand of comedy but it is it is so incredibly hard that it almost shouldn't be done by anybody who isn't the top of the top now i'm starting to think against dd oh i'm very against okay okay because because like you know i i love um whose line is it anyway great great show and those that you know they're they're really really good you know improv performers that is And even even them, some of the bits, you know, they're not funny because you're just making this shit up on the fly. It's incredibly difficult. Now, amateur improv groups.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Here we go. Here we go. Exactly. Here we go. I mean, just give it up or do it in private. I don't know, because because it's like you're desperately trying to find something funny. And half of the like like it's a good I've been to many amateur improv shows and it's a good improv show. we laughed like three or four times nice out of throughout like an hour yeah throughout like an hour of of improv i do a lot i don't know if i should say a little story but i used to have a friend who was i'm gonna i'm sipping my coffee go go it's fine uh i used to have a friend that was in an improv group and um i'm guessing he invited you there often she oh she would
Starting point is 00:04:25 gender swap on me she would say she would often ask our friends to go and watch her improv group because i mean no one's no one's buying tickets no one's buying tickets if you don't know who's performing aren't they usually free is it like walk-ins no you have to buy the tickets really that's how they like you know pay the janitor or something i don't know um how was it but she used to ask us to go and you know it was good and it was a it's a fun night you know it's like we make the most of it we'll get drunk but the and and all the time she was great and but her troop her improv troop right was was it was not that was not it it was not it and a lot of things fell flat and there was a lot of there was a lot of laughing because you feel like you
Starting point is 00:05:15 need to laugh you know just like like you could cut the awkwardness with a knife it's like yeah it was just they got a little fishing rod down your throat trying to get out that laugh or maybe it's just maybe i'm being bamboozled maybe it's just a big pyramid scheme because i bought more drinks than i've ever bought at any bar at that place because i was because i was like i'm improvising a way to not you know be here i i'm improvising a way to just like to enjoy this enjoy this yeah that's what i'm trying to improvise i don't know i feel like i do a lot of improv in the mirror you know it's like just stare at yourself it's like you're gonna tell them you're gonna tell your dad you love him today or something it's like you're gonna do great yeah
Starting point is 00:05:57 i think that's also that's also part of it i've talked to like other people in that troop and they kind of and they kind of talk it's called an improv troop i know but that word is but they they kind of talk about it like like they're like an art school or something they're like when you think about it everything is improv you improv here you improv there and we're just honing in on a small part of that to create live comedy. And it's like, go jump off a bridge. Get him from that. I don't know what you want from me, but I'm not coming back.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I'm not coming back. I move cities just to get away from it. That's when you know it's good. Well, I notice you're wearing, you look like one of the blind mice. I know. i'm not wearing my normal uh shades today my clear shades today i think i was part of an internet scam again again again they always out here catching me yeah there was a i don't know if anybody saw this thing going around on tiktok where they this creator pretended to give away
Starting point is 00:07:03 her like sponsor code that made everything on this site a hundred percent off hundred percent off So I flew digitally to that site, and there was, like, these $300 sunglasses. Bought 10 of them. So $300 sunglasses normally. Normally. $0. $0. You only have to pay shipping.
Starting point is 00:07:26 I have to pay shipping. Yes. So I'll fill you in. This is a classic, like, influencer Instagram. It's not a scam, per se, because you do get a product. I was more worried. Yeah, but imagine. But the problem is, almost always, the product is not very good, and it certainly was not worth $300.
Starting point is 00:07:49 No, but what about the people that didn't put in the code and were like, oh, these are really nice $300 sunglasses? They don't exist. Would it go through? It would probably go through, but they don't exist. Jesus. Well, either way, I told you, I have a bunch now, so you could have one. How many pairs did you get? I got 10 pairs.
Starting point is 00:08:05 So you got a $3,000 value. And how much was the shipping? It was $45. So you got 10 pairs. I mean, even 10 pairs of shitty sunglasses, $45 isn't even bad. Yeah, it's like $5, less than $5, sub $5 a pair of sunglasses. Not so bad. But this is, the quality of these sunglasses is kind of like, you know those.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Oh, that didn't work. It's like just above 3D glasses in the movie theater. It's not even metal frame. I thought it would at least be a metal frame. Well, it's definitely metal framed. No, dude, this doesn't feel like metal. No, this is metal. It's just shitty metal.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Do you think I could sell them on eBay for like $150? It probably has like lead in it. It's out there more often. Okay, I'll put these on. I think it's... Oh my God, these are really horrible. If JT was on, I would have handed him... I'll give him the pair of sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:08:53 JT likes wearing oddly small sunglasses for his face. JT likes wearing like baseball dad sunglasses. You know, the ones that are like... they're like yeah like this i don't know what they're called they're not ray vans but it's no no no ray brand's a brand i know i think they i don't know they're called something specific but but but they're like a you know they're like very much a sports dad type of you know like i got you know whiskey in my travel coffee mug kind of dad you know yelling at the umpire yeah that kind of dad sunglasses yeah you know what's weird about sports dads it's this kid is 11 years old
Starting point is 00:09:30 like why are you yelling at him like he's supposed to be in the mlb like oh no i mean this is relax is it them living it's them living oh it's a child this is it's it's like it's like a you know like like uh i i picture it like a pokemon trainer to pokemon relationship you know it's like they're doing it for this is this is on behalf of you you know like you you you are you they are the ones playing the game but they're too old and feeble so now they're playing with these this pawn they're using it as like a vessel a vessel for their ambition they're using it as a vessel and so we're all well some of the dads so are some of the dads there as well so they're all kind of you know fighting each other no no you could you could tell the dad that's there to that doesn't
Starting point is 00:10:16 really want to be there it's for his kid to get exercise and make friends and then the dad that put that's putting his child there to be in like on the yankees you could tell the difference between the intensity. Yeah. Usually a coach is pretty intense, too. That comes with it. I mean, you know, as a coach. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:32 I'm going to teach these kids life values at four years old. It's like, this kid is catching butterflies, and he's blowing bubbles. Like, relax. The whole parent relationship to child sports is a very odd one. Same thing with any child pageantry. Yeah, I mean, that gets weird. You ever watch Dance Moms?
Starting point is 00:10:53 no uh i know that's a one who is it jojo siwa yeah yeah um she got yeah she she got her start there um and abby lee miller is like the the big one she's the big of my mom who is like the mom mom the thing is it is like the the low of the low like it's garbage television but there is something you just eat it there is something about it that's like this is so crazy and so ridiculous i'm like obsessed you know or dude even like my thousand pound life oh it's the same oh my god dude why do i like that show so much you know it's like jesus this i'm just watching this man in a trough bathe himself with a big mac and i i want to watch more yeah there there is something about the garbage that is good hoarders fire hoarders fire but that's actually kind of cool
Starting point is 00:11:40 too to catch a predator fire like see i would i i'm separating these because you hold it to too high no no because because even even my thousand pound life like dance moms is is is a whole next level of trash probably because probably because there's children involved right like these people are actually pawns right this is this is this is in reality a battle between mothers where where the kids are the playing pieces that's that's what the whole show is yeah dude a jealous mom of another mom will drive a family to the ground yeah the dad will start hating himself and the kids will start crying and that mom just wants to beat that other mom and it just gets great and they're just so overdramatic it's so great yeah or like uh what like i can't think of an example
Starting point is 00:12:27 but like you know like when they fight each other and it just gets crazy there was there was a scene uh where one of the moms abby lee miller the mother big mom was texting during a show right during one of the other mom's daughter's performances oh man and so that mom came up right behind her and went, put your phone away during this. It's very rude. And she got startled. She's in a wheelchair, by the way. So she took
Starting point is 00:12:56 her wheelchair, exited the venue, and went to the police. She went to the police station. What, she wheeled all the way to the police station? It's one of those motorized ones. Supermarket carts.
Starting point is 00:13:12 And she went to the police station and filed a police report for something. I don't know. He made something up. Do you wish that your parents ever put you in pageant shows? No. Why? I don't think there are male pageant shows. Oh, that's whack.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I think I would have liked being in a pageant show. You wouldn't. No? I'm telling you, it's a horrible, horrible environment. It's like borderline, like not on Dance Moms, but actual child pageantry, there is an easy case to make that it's like child abuse. Can you imagine going through that, right?
Starting point is 00:13:44 You start off as a little child, essentially, working your through pageants, and you're at, I don't know, like the levels of pageantry, but it's like little kid pageantry, and then teen pageantry, and then adult pageantry, and then some random person who's never done it before, but she's a beautiful person, walks in, wins, and walks out, and you're just like, what? Yeah, I mean. Life. Life. It's just. I would have. And my point is. Just don't put your kids in child pageantry.
Starting point is 00:14:11 It's also weird. why like like i mean like like if you think about it big picture there are these like adult judges sometimes male adult judges judging the the the beauty of a 12 year old girl it's strange it's very strange to me yeah don't like it like i want to meet that guy but the my point is i would have been that person that walked in and uh beat this child or this person what what what i said nothing i said i wanted to be in patentry you said you know you just said i'm i'd be the person oh and beat this child oh that's a good point i meant i meant in the pageant oh you meant if you were participating if i was participating you would be you would win okay or you know i mean if that's
Starting point is 00:15:00 what i gotta do to win i i got no excuse smoking a child and it's not it's not beating a child if you are a child, right? No. What? It's still winning. No, I'm talking about beating a child. Oh, now we are talking about beating children. Okay. Also, I mean, even in the case of winning,
Starting point is 00:15:20 when you say you're beating a child, it means because there's a juxtaposition. You're specifically noting that this person is a child because you're not. If two children compete against each other, two people just someone beat the other one right you know dude i beat kids all the time i'm not i'm not one to let this little oh yeah this little sucker beat me i was i was i was at a family barbecue and um you know when one of my cousins set up a uh connect for a game and i was and i
Starting point is 00:15:54 was like listen i i'm not i'm not i'm not you know gonna go easy on you like i'm not gonna go easy on you it's like or you just pull the parent to the side just so you know your kid is about to cry right well well no i i i i kind of did kind of did ask like somebody else i was like what's the what's the what's the vibe what's the vibe here what's the beating kids policy yeah we are we letting are we letting people win are we uh no no it was not i i did pretty well i think there was no there was no conclusive winner um there's what does that mean they're they're We're still learning to make brackets of a competition. But either way, it was a fantastic competition.
Starting point is 00:16:36 We'd love to do it again. I'm also very good at Connect Four. Yeah, you are, right? I'm pretty darn good at Connect Four. I'm not as good as me, but it's okay. Yeah, well, you're good at Connect Four, so that means I'm good at Connect Four. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:16:49 Does that mean we've got to play Connect Four? Yeah, sure, we can play Connect Four. Not right now. Oh. Oh, you mean right now? Boring. You want to play Connect Four? That's so far away.
Starting point is 00:16:58 okay okay we'll play connect for some i'll play it i'll play it but can you play it sideways like are you all right doing that are you gonna no i can't see see here we go now like i noted before i cannot see and i'm really devoted to this like uh you know blues brothers on vacation look we got going that's fair that's fair yeah you got the i oh i broke out i i i officially went into my clothes storage broke out all of the hawaiian shirts it's uh you heard it here first it's Officially, it's the start of Hot Boy Summer. Hot Boy Summer. Well, is it actually summer yet?
Starting point is 00:17:33 No. Summer starts June 20th. Oh. Oh, my God. That's so... What do you got, two months of summer? But unofficially, it starts like... Yesterday.
Starting point is 00:17:40 What's it called? Labor Day? What's that? It's either Labor Day or Memorial Day. One of the... I always forget which is which. One of them's at the end of summer, unofficial summer. One's at the beginning of unofficial summer, and that is at the end of May, I think.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Dude, I miss summer barbecues, man. I don't know why. I feel like, I guess because of everything that's happening over summer last year, I feel like there's no summer barbecues for like two years. I just want a hot dog down my throat. I mean, pretty much there has been no summer barbecues. I mean, yeah. I mean, we got a year wiped off.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Yeah. What's that? And then the next six months were winter. So it's been a long time since there were barbecues. So, you know, I mean, I think everybody's really going to flaunt their stuff this summer. Yeah, some cheeks, some banana hammocks. They're going to flaunt their cheeks, and no one's going to care because, you know, everybody put on a little bit of, you know, pandemic.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Pandy pounds? Pandy pounds. Pandy pounds? Everybody put on a little Pandy pounds. And so, you know, that's okay. So we're just going to have a thick boy summer and a thick girl summer. Yeah. And it's going to be great.
Starting point is 00:18:44 All right. So actually, you just reminded me of a scenario. I want to lay down the scenario for you and tell me if I'm justified. Okay? So this is what happened. Imagine we're all down here. Yes. And all of us are hungry.
Starting point is 00:18:54 And we're all talking about food What we're going to do, where we're going to go But nothing's decided yet And then let's say 20 minutes later An order for dominoes comes to the door Hate to see it happen The lone orderer problem For one person
Starting point is 00:19:08 The lone orderer And then they sit the dominoes down on the table And then they leave to go do something else Eat that, eat it The whole thing We ate the whole thing And when he came back he was upset about it Upset
Starting point is 00:19:23 I mean, he was an irrational person no matter what. Even if something is justified, you're going to be upset if someone ate your food. That being said, if you're talking about food with somebody and then you order food and you don't ask them, then that's a party foul. Yeah. Go eat it alone. I mean, if you're going to order for one, go be alone. Order it to the house next door and pretend you're going to do something. Or ask.
Starting point is 00:19:46 I mean, obviously you have to ask. Yeah, they did. Because if everyone said, no, we don't want Domino's, okay, that's fine. Then eat it alone. Fine. Dude, he had jalapenos on it. Jalapeno pizza, jalapeno bread, and he knew. And I think that's why I know it was on purpose
Starting point is 00:19:59 because he knew none of us liked it. Dude, I scarfed down so many jalapenos. I hate jalapenos. First of all, I hate jalapenos. They're so good. Side note, I mean, they're okay. I like spicy stuff, but not just straight peppers, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:13 Down the gulf. Okay. All right. The point is, I liked jalapenos that day. True. That's what I'm saying. That's a good point. that's it that's a very good point your uh firefly lineup came out oh yeah speaking speaking of the
Starting point is 00:20:27 resurgence of you know people flaunting their stuff although it isn't in summer uh yeah it's in september um because i feel like that's that's when like all the music festivals have kind of been rescheduled for but the music festival we always go to every year firefly music festival in dover delaware uh have put out just the just the beautiful lineup i mean it's it's like they it's like they took my spotify yeah really like put it on a piece of paper i was i was in shock when i saw it i was i was downstairs i was like so danny's on the top floor and i was i think i was on the middle floor and i just heard him essentially cheer oh i was sure it's like he won it like one it's like he struck gold it was it was striking gold i mean because
Starting point is 00:21:10 it was they really there's there's so many good people performing and i'm so freaking excited uh go. And it's going to be interesting. Usually it's in June, in the middle of the heat. This time it's in September. So it could be a different vibe, but I'm stoked. Late September, it's a little cooler.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Sometimes, I don't know, man, you've got to catch a bad day in the summer. It's way too hot to just be camping out there, but September is nice and cool. You get a little breeze through your giblets. There's another festival that's in New York, gov ball which you know typically has a similar lineup and you know i mean maybe it's just my it is well of course my music preferences but in you know i think i think firefly just took gov ball
Starting point is 00:21:56 out to the back put it put it down because it is it is so much better yeah man it's like just yeah i mean also maybe because it's new york compared to a different state they were like let's not risk it you want to do you you want to do you know a new york show also you know there's a lot of we'll even honestly we'll see if it even happens you know that would be this is this is up in the air we don't know exactly what the we don't know what the policies are you know we don't know what the what's going to happen with all the covid rules so we'll see what happens they have an amnesty box but i am very very excited uh and that's kind of been what's keeping me from here we go it's keeping me from putting a toaster in the bathtub recently yeah thank you how about you
Starting point is 00:22:41 anything have a light a flicker in your life that can save you from the darkness I've been doing something actually just today but I wanted to see how many horror movies I've watched in my life and it started off
Starting point is 00:22:58 as a good idea but then like an hour went by and two hours and three and I just kept adding movies and adding movies I was like oh this is a lot of my life that I was just eyes on the screen I mean I'm sure i missed a couple but right now on my list i have 761 whoa i think that's the entire catalog of horror films ever created 760 there's a lot 761 i have 761 and i also wow i have so so there's
Starting point is 00:23:24 probably like 20 good ones uh yeah i mean there's there's less less than a quarter because because you know obviously the trope with horror movies is that it's one of the lowest budget films to make in a lot of cases which lends itself to a lot of very bad very bad yeah that's the that's the charm i would i'll give it the charm it that's what we can call it sure it's the charm i'll definitely call it it's a nice nice little charm charm yeah so and i averaged it out let's say i don't know some horror movies are long some are big budget two hours so i averaged it out to like 90 minutes okay and that essentially worked out to about 50 days that's not that bad 50 days yeah that's fine i mean for something that you like i don't know if i did the math wrong that's
Starting point is 00:24:05 what it is yes i don't know that's what that's what i did today yeah i mean i i i mean i i when you when you i get what you're saying because when you put something all like stats like that all together it can become very jarring it's like oh well i did i did 50 days worth of watching like car movies that really added nothing to my life yeah um but you can't think about it like that i mean think about how much time you sleep like a third a third of your life like a third of your life it's like oh god i could i could have like not you know i could have shaved a few hours off yeah probably like a couple minutes here and there if you say if you shaved a couple minutes off your sleep time you could you could you could have days by the end of your life for a 20
Starting point is 00:24:43 something oh you're saying for your whole life oh yeah also you know i mean and and these are just the hard movies are just the thing that things that you can chart i mean just think about how much time you spent on you know the toilet unnecessarily or like how much time you took Or how much extended time you took in a shower. You can't think about stuff like this. You drive yourself insane. Dude, yeah, but you know what? I think that number, I mean, that number's definitely changed, right?
Starting point is 00:25:10 Because before phones, people were just reading the back of soap labels. Well, they used to keep books. Oh, God. They used to keep books in there. Oh, my God. Well, not just like novels. I'm on page 200. Yeah, obviously you're not doing that.
Starting point is 00:25:24 They have like specific, you either get like, you know, trashy magazines or you leave they had specific books like called like toilet or like bathroom books and it was essentially like some is something that you can essentially like pick up and flip to any page and it will just have like tidbits of information and little tiny tiny short stories and like things things that you could do while shitting i mean i feel like magazines were the uh with a stealth mode pornography of choice for people in the olden days in the good old days. Definitely stealth mode.
Starting point is 00:26:00 I mean, really their thought movies. Plunky, you know. Really their thought movies is probably the most stealth mode you can get. You can roll up a little, you can roll up
Starting point is 00:26:08 Playboy magazine and put it in your waistband and you're good to go. Or just cut out pictures. Dude, I can't even imagine. I mean, I know that's what they used to have to do, but I would feel like
Starting point is 00:26:16 such a psycho if I like tripped and a bunch of just naked woman cutouts from magazines fell out of my pocket. That's why you don't cut them out.
Starting point is 00:26:23 That's weird. It's way weirder to cut them out it's way weirder it's the same thing no it's i just want to travel size porn with me back in the day that's what they had to do they didn't have their phones you ever cut something out it it's like especially a person out of a magazine it's like kind of a meticulous thing like it's like oh yeah it's not just like done like and now i have my to go porn you have like you know follow every curve oh yeah yeah but it's almost part of like the foreplay of the You're like, oh, jeez, I cut her left hand off.
Starting point is 00:26:55 It's like, oh, we're going uniboom. Yeah, I guess this will have to do. Or you just get really lazy. It's like, oh, no, I need something quick and just cut out like a square, like no border. Yeah, I mean, you know, whatever works, I guess, right? I mean, I feel like I would do it. Who knows? I say we go back to that.
Starting point is 00:27:13 I want to carry a little star in my pocket. I mean, that's probably better. You know, there's a lot of, there's too much porn. I thought wasn't there the great porn purge well there was off of that
Starting point is 00:27:26 one website oh it's only one website I thought it was like across the board it's the hub I thought it was across the board no no no it's just off the hub
Starting point is 00:27:32 off the hub the hub had the hump the hub had like 16 million videos and they deleted like 12 million of them okay
Starting point is 00:27:42 I mean I mean who needs more than 4 million massive that is a big overhaul that's a big overhaul massive but who needs more than 4
Starting point is 00:27:49 I mean I'd be happy Oh, and a lot of people need more than $4 million. It's not that you need... Nobody needs the $4 million. But the thing is, they got rid of a very popular category. The This Isn't Allowed category? No, no, no. They got rid of a large percentage of their amateur category
Starting point is 00:28:10 because it was very hard to tell whether both parties with any amateur video. Isn't that This Isn't Allowed category, essentially? Yeah, but when you say that, you make it sound like a child thing. Oh, my God. What is it with you and children? Which is also what they deleted, partially. Oh, jeez.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Which, obviously, that's good that they deleted that stuff. And it's good, but the thing is, it's just hard to tell, so they kind of just painted with a broad brush and said, like, anything that we cannot verify, goodbye. I don't know. I feel like if I went on the site and you told me there were four million videos on here, I'd be like, jeez, that's a lot of videos.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Like, why even tell anybody? Because they wanted to be, like, heroes, and then they got... Well, it says it on the top of the search bar. Oh, wow. It says search amongst 4 million, or you say 16 million. Oh, yeah. I don't pay attention to that stuff. Either way, you know, it was like, you know, it's the great purge.
Starting point is 00:28:59 So a lot of your videos are off there then? The great purge. I still got a couple on. Yeah. Oh, I meant of you, by the way. You just switched to, you can get porn on Twitter nowadays, honestly. Yeah, what's with this, like, everybody's saying, you know, it's those memes. A lot of OnlyFans creators have previews on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:29:22 And so, you know, you get a free little show. A little nip here. I don't need a 20-minute clip anyway, frankly. There it is. Thank you. There it is. I just need a still picture. It's videos, too?
Starting point is 00:29:34 Oh, yeah. Videos, pictures, GIFs. I need a GIF sling. That's about it. I'm cool there. Make it easy for me. and these sunglasses are hurting my face. Why are they hurting you?
Starting point is 00:29:48 Is it the nose pads? No, I don't think the nose pads are working. I think the bottom is hitting. You kind of spaced out your glasses. You just got to click them together. You like broke... You ever have glasses? No.
Starting point is 00:29:58 You like broke your glasses. What? Those are like... Those do not look right. It's because they're... It's because they're... They're like bowed. No, I think you did that.
Starting point is 00:30:08 No, I didn't do that. Or maybe I did that when I was keeping them in my kangaroo pouch. Yeah, but you just squeeze your nose pads together. Oh, yeah, it worked. You'll get used to it. You're right, it helped.
Starting point is 00:30:14 That's the way of the glasses. Glasses 101. Glasses 101 with Danny. All right, so are we going to get out of here and then post a Connect 4 match on Instagram real quick? Sure. All right, sounds good. We can do that.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Sounds good. Tell them where to find you. Let's get the heck out of here. You can find me on... Danny is watching on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter. No, just kidding. Only fans. Yeah, you can find my XXX Twitter, DannyXXX.
Starting point is 00:30:44 is jerking. Jesus Christ. Danny is performing. Redo. Keeping that in. No, no, no. We do. Keeping that in.
Starting point is 00:30:51 Okay. You can find me at Danny is watching on Instagram, TikTok, and you can find my exclusive Twitter. It's the same thing.
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