Picky Boys Podcast - Logan Paul vs. Floyd Mayweather Winner!? - Picky Boys Podcast #173

Episode Date: June 6, 2021

Get your summer merch here! https://www.pickyboys.com/ In today's episode, Antonio, Jt, and Danny discuss Logan Paul vs. Floyd Mayweather, that one friend who has a pool, being afraid of trees, odd fo...od pairings, and how every apple is from the same apple tree in 1810! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Thank you, sir. I appreciate that. It was a good vintage, I know. Talking like, hello. 50% of the pay-per-views is a lot. I don't know. What's a fun place a dad can work? No, I know what you mean. It's like... The aquarium? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:10 My mom was like, you can't tell him. What? A crab apple's not an apple? No. Was it a crab? Here we go. Let's do it. Ready? Three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Welcome back to the Picnic Party. I'm Danny Moriarty. I'm Antonio. And this is it. This is the picnic. This is it. What's going on? Big fight coming up. Big fight coming up. Big fight coming up.
Starting point is 00:00:29 I would say this is top tier of influencer fighting. I mean, I don't know if you can get higher than that. True. I mean, Logan Paul, you know, I'm a Logan Paul fan personally. I'm like Logan Paul recently. But, you know, he's the man lost twice to KSI. Tied once, I think. Yeah, well, you know.
Starting point is 00:00:51 And KSI is just a guy. True. I mean, I guess he's not just a guy. He's a guy who makes shitty content, too. But he lost to him. And then, logical next step. Mayweather. Fight the best boxer in the world.
Starting point is 00:01:10 I mean, I don't get it, but I get the money behind it. So I guess the sense train is just jamming into me, because money talks, money punches, I guess. I think it would be very, very funny if he did win. I think it would be great. I think it would be funny. And I think – listen, I'm not going to sit here and be a chass and say, oh, I think Logan Paul is going to win
Starting point is 00:01:39 and then have the clip haunt me forever. Right, right. Really tiptoeing. But I do think that a lot of people are like, no, Floyd Mayweather is going to win, no doubt. And it's like I think the chances are not as clear cut as people are making them out to be. that's what i i mean it's essentially pure technical mastery of boxing versus a behemoth
Starting point is 00:02:05 who is much bigger much stronger much longer and has been boxing for a reasonable amount of time yes it's a david versus goliath except david is also goliath and goliath's a big dummy it's like it's a it's weird yes exactly but i i won't say that logan's gonna win exactly because it'll be He's going to be on here forever. But, yeah, I mean, and I guess, you know, it makes sense. Floyd should get in these fights while he can because I have heard through the grapevine that he is just notoriously bad with money.
Starting point is 00:02:38 I mean, the man's made millions and hundreds of millions of dollars, and I've heard that, yeah, he just goes through it all. So he only has so much time. Apparently he's making 50% of the pay-per-views, and if the numbers are right, low projections is he's making $100 million. 50% of the pay-per-views is a lot. So that should last him for like another two and a half years.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Probably, or like a couple weeks. Dude, this man's going to be 75 and be like, give me all you got. Give me Logan Paul's grandkid. I don't know. Last time we introduced summer, and it is here. It's hot. It's 90 degrees outside.
Starting point is 00:03:12 It's hot today. Everybody's showing the buns. Everyone's nude beaches. Nude beaches. I mean, literally, you walk around, it's tremendous. Everybody's walking around. like it's a foreign concept to me i don't even remember this i know it's it's escaped my mind yeah exactly i don't know i uh i'm wearing a hat today wearing a hat today because you know
Starting point is 00:03:33 didn't shower didn't shower i was running around today a whole day and we had to film quick you know because we want to we want to sippy sip and on this hot beautiful day want to sippy sip on the pool and we've learned our lesson a lot of people uh we've actually got a few comments um recently that are like you guys should film an episode where you get progressively drunker yeah and it's happened we did we've we've done it many we tried and you guys you guys will never see it you'll never see it it it it doesn't we think it works when we're doing it and then you look back and it's like oh my god so you're telling me we filmed for two hours and a half and we have maybe 20 minutes of good content it's like not worth it no not worth it at all
Starting point is 00:04:16 It's always better in theory. Better on paper, yeah. I would argue it's just a good rule of thumb not to mix alcohol and work. Not to mix alcohol unless you're a bartender. Yeah, but I feel like within the bartending community, there's a kind of a debate about whether bartenders should actually drink on the job. So what if you're an alcohol taste tester? True, but you can't get too drunk.
Starting point is 00:04:46 That's true. Isn't that what they do at wine places? I guess you're right. I'm sorry. Let me correct this. It's not drinking and working. It's being drunk and working. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:04:55 That is almost never a good thing. That's a very good point. I was going to say, isn't that the wine taste tours or the scotch taste tours? You're supposed to put it in your mouth, go, this is nice, and then spit it into a bucket or some guy's hands. That's what sommeliers do, I think. They just go. Yeah, spit it back in the guy's face.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Thank you, sir. I appreciate that. That was a good vintage, I know. Wiping it off your face. Yeah, I mean, that's a made-up job anyway. I mean, who are these people? Yeah, they're just putting grapes on their... They're putting old grapes on their tongue.
Starting point is 00:05:23 I got notes of... They say weird things when they say that. I got notes of... I got shoelaces of tree oak. Yeah, I got notes of gym socks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A hint of duffel bag. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Does anybody taste plastic? Yes, anybody taste... It's like very strange. It's like you just want to smack somebody. Well, the point is I'm wearing the hat because i didn't shower and then you brought up the point it's like i don't worry we're going in the pool anyway true so is that like is the pool the a big bath to you like there's no soap in there well i mean you have a pool i i don't know i mean because because everybody showers after the
Starting point is 00:05:59 pool that's true because it's whether it be chlorine or i mean any everybody showers after the pool you want to shower after so cheeks are sticky so you know i i've always like like whenever i'll say this much i don't know about pools but i've been to a lot of beaches in my life whenever i go to the beach it's a moriarty tradition you don't shower on the way to the beach because you're gonna go in the water and then you're gonna have to shower when you get back so there's no real point in showering twice right so that's that's what i operate off of yeah i mean i don't disagree because you work out or you go on like i don't know the elliptical or something then you hop right into the pool like i wouldn't i don't think i would shower to go into the pool
Starting point is 00:06:34 and i'm not going to shower now and i'm going into the pool so i think i agree with you because that's what the chemicals and stuff are for right yeah they clean you i mean like like like would you be upset if somebody was like oh i just went on a run and then went in your pool no you'd be like shower first you monster yeah i guess not i mean i guess not but if but now if someone was like playing rugby and rolling around in the mud well and then wanted to jump in i'd be like hey how about you go uh wash your balls first buddy true dirty there's very two different kinds of dirty if you're like dirty with anything with like mud or dirt then i would totally get it because you don't want the mud in the pool yeah it's that's not good for anybody or the mechanics of the pool
Starting point is 00:07:13 yeah there's a difference between dirty and unclean yeah does that make sense yes yeah yeah it's yeah exactly you but you are also you just mentioned i didn't shower so i put on a hat i find it very interesting that you do that because i i think this is the one thing in your head that you uh kind of overanalyze your hair looks incredibly similar it really doesn't before and after the shower it looks so similar it really doesn't my hair gets greasy greasy my hair gets greasy greasy dude i'm telling you dude we'll be ready to go somewhere and antonio go like all right i'm just gonna wash my hair real quick and i'm like i didn't even notice that you didn't do it yeah and that's that's surprising with your tit for tat you didn't it looks the same you know
Starting point is 00:07:56 it god damn it does not i i'm saying i think i think i think we all have a lot of things uh especially especially like when we're looking at ourselves like in the mirror where we're like oh this this is gonna look so much better and it's the same and a lot of times nobody notices or gives a shit that's that's i believe that gives a shit part people definitely know dude i i'm telling you dude at one time i did it one time i i like overslept and i didn't wash my hair and i went to high school and no one made fun of me no one said anything but i caught myself in the like the mirror at the end of the day and i was like oh my god how did no one say anything about this grease trap on my head dude i was like this i can't believe people saw walked i walked out of
Starting point is 00:08:38 the house and i was i wasn't like killed by something i couldn't believe it i don't know man i think you're being over critical i mean we all have a little bad hair day from here you know now and then now and again now and again yeah yeah i maybe maybe but i'm i'm jumping into the pool anyway so it doesn't matter that's true i'll jump into the pool like ever jump into a pool and then your hair has that like yeah exactly that noise actually yeah yeah or it's just coarse well because it's salt water now so it's just like i'm like okay yeah oh salt water so what is uh what why the change here we go i mean i don't know chlorine versus salt water well there's actually there's actually um side note there's a chlorine like what's it called can't get it
Starting point is 00:09:22 anymore chlorine chlorine shortage chlorine shortage can't get it the all the all the pool stores everything's out all the pool guys they're complaining you know they're doing all the salt water pools first because there's no more chlorine have you read all these things that um that the smell of chlorine is actually it's it's it's interaction with p yeah i feel like there's a lot of p pool myths to stop i know but but i i have some pretty reputable uh youtube sources right right that say so more i mean you know mark wrote rober you know i mean the man works for NASA. I take everything he says face value, truth, and he
Starting point is 00:09:58 did a whole experiment about it, which is very interesting because I love the smell of chlorine. I love the smell of piss, I guess. I love it. I guess so. I agree with you, but I don't know about no Mark robot, but what I'm saying is, if you open up just a box of chlorine, it smells
Starting point is 00:10:14 just like that, and I don't think the workers that are storing it are peeing in the buckets. Unless that's how you mix it in general. Huh. You ever just sniff chlorine, like snort a line of it I have never even seen chlorine. Yeah. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:10:28 I don't even know if it was a powder. I thought it was a liquid. That's true. It's both. But if he's from NASA, then I'll give him credit, too. I believe him. He did. It doesn't sound like he owns a pool, though.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Wait. He does rigorous experiments. Right. He did the bucket with the chlorine, the bucket without the chlorine, as the, you know, what is the one thing? Control? The control, yes. And then he had this whole hypothesis, and then he peed in the bucket.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Well, now my question to that video that you watched is, did you smell it? No. Who smelled it? Him. Ah, there it is. The man worked for NASA. Unless it's 4D and he could spray me with a scent. Hank Green also said it.
Starting point is 00:11:15 So these are the two governing scientific bodies in my life. And so I'm not going to, I totally trust them. Sounds like people have never owned a pool. Well, I mean, I think he does own a pool. Actually, I'm sure he does. He owns a pool. You've been in it? No, you see it in his videos.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Listen, pool ownership is widespread outside of New York City. That's very true. Because you just have like a space. You're like, I don't know, I'll put a fucking pool there. Yeah, but people out there, they have space. It's like, hey, yeah, we'll put a go-kart track there, maybe half a basketball court there, and then a pool. There's so much space everywhere else.
Starting point is 00:11:51 That's true. It's like a fucking adventure camp. Do I need a ticket to get in? I know someone who just recently installed a zipline in their home, in their backyard. Where? Where's it going? It's in Connecticut. That's the person. But it goes from...
Starting point is 00:12:06 They have a raised deck and it goes up from the deck. That's where you get on. And then it goes over the pool. So you can drop into the pool or you can just ride to the end. What happens at the end? What if you miss? I mean, you know, these things are
Starting point is 00:12:22 We didn't say it was safe. We just said it's there. Yeah, I mean, these people... You ever see the people build roller coasters in their backyards? Yeah, but I don't see any loop-de-loops. You know, it's like a wee... True, but I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:12:34 all these things are not safe. Dude, I would love... First of all, the upkeep of a go-kart track in the back of your yard. I'd be like, what am I doing? What's that fun for a year? I don't think go-kart tracks have much upkeep. First of all...
Starting point is 00:12:49 The go-karts, maybe. The go-kart and the track. Why? Because you don't want potholes in your backyard go track. Do you know how relentlessly a road has to be treated to get a pothole? It doesn't seem like that hard. There's potholes everywhere. We live in New York City.
Starting point is 00:13:06 There are hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and thousands of cars go over it every day. Yeah, well, they need to stop doing that. And it's because of the salt in the winter. Salts make potholes. Either way. But I don't think go-kart tracks have much upkeep. Maybe you have to remove some shrubbery every once in a while that blows onto the track. Yeah, or overgrown weeds or something, unless it's all cemented.
Starting point is 00:13:27 I think the cart is the upkeep here. Yeah. Clearly, we don't own any of those things. We don't own any of those things. Yeah, clearly, we own nothing of that. Because we have no space. There is no space to do it. If anything, we can play Mario Kart, and that's our go-kart.
Starting point is 00:13:40 The fact that you have a pool is amazing. Yeah. I mean, truly. It's just a kiddie blow-up pool. That's what's confusing. Once in a while, I mean, I just think like, oh, well, I'm glad I got lucky. I got the guy with the pool. You got the friend with the pool.
Starting point is 00:13:57 I got the friend with the pool. You got the friend with the pool. And now I live here. And now you snuck into the friend with the pool. It's been a long time coming, my grand master plan. Yes, now you're in it. Now you're in it. Well, at least something succeeded.
Starting point is 00:14:10 I've never, I don't think, was I lucky to have one friend that had that one thing? I don't know. I'm not sure. or like a dad that did something cool you know like how some friends have a dad that works at the movie theater or something yeah yeah or no well no not that yeah no no that's a that's an 18 year old kid then i'm talking about uh maybe i don't know what's a fun place a dad can work no i know what you mean it's like the aquarium yeah or or like a trainer like a six flags or like you have a you have your like your dad does something and so like he gets you like special
Starting point is 00:14:44 access to this event that happens or something you know like backstage pass kind of thing people get... I know what you mean. I don't think I've had an EM. Yeah, we have none of that. Things like that. We have none of that. We have a pool. But it's alright. It is alright. I have learned some new information from TikTok, once again. Would you like to hear it? I mean, do I have a choice?
Starting point is 00:15:03 No. Here it is. Alright, let's go. Do me a favor while I'm finding it. Close my eyes. List some types of apples that you know. Green apples. Okay. Sour apples. No.
Starting point is 00:15:18 No. Crab apples. These are not apples. Crab apples? No, that is not an apple. A crab apple is not an apple? No. Is it a crab?
Starting point is 00:15:25 I have no idea what a crab apple is. Oh, my God. I'm telling you it's a thing. But, I mean, you know, like Macintosh. Oh, dude, if you're... You mean like the computer? No, that's a type of apple. That's why it's called the Macintosh.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Dude, so clearly... Did you not know Apple, the brand, they called it a Macintosh apple? Have you ever been apple picking? Yeah, I've been apple picking. I just grab the ones that look good. I don't read. There's the signs all over. There's the Granny Smith.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the Macintosh. There's a few other ones. Green apple. There's a yellow version. Crab apple. But so, well, this. Wrong person to ask, clearly.
Starting point is 00:16:02 The point is there are many different types of apples. Yes. There's a Red Delicious. That's one of them. That's just adjectives. But a Macintosh is a very popular one. I think it's a little bitter just to eat it whole. But you put it in pie, it's very good in pie.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Either way, this is all besides the point. to grow an apple tree, you don't use the seeds of an apple. You do this thing, you do this process where you essentially cut a branch off of a tree and then meld it into another tree. So basically, the Macintosh apple or the variety of apple you are eating is literally the same, comes from the same tree far down.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Watch the TikTok. What? Watch the TikTok. Maybe we'll put it up here. Maybe I'll do the weekly thing. Danny's weekly cool TikTok. It'll end next week. Alright. Tree grafting is one of the craziest things that we never talk about. Every single apple you've ever eaten in your entire
Starting point is 00:17:05 life was grown like this because a Macintosh apple seed does not produce a macintosh apple tree and so what you have to do is you cut off branches from an apple tree and just stick them into another compatible tree you can even use like a plum tree or a cherry tree and that other tree will literally grow off of it and produce apples so every single macintosh apple you've ever had actually came from the same plant in 1811 and we've just been cutting off branches and sticking it to other trees ever since this can't be true also how does someone How does someone figure that out?
Starting point is 00:17:38 Who does that? How do you figure that out? It's the botanists. The botanists need to go, I don't know. So basically what the man is saying is that there was a Macintosh apple tree, which some guy, John Macintosh, said, whoa, what a great apple. And since then, the literal same tree has lived on through different trees, and now we have an abundance of them.
Starting point is 00:18:03 So the Johnny Appleseed shit was all BS? I don't think that has anything to do with the discovery of apples. Oh, that was the discovery of apples. Isn't that just a replenishment of apples? Johnny Appleseed was going around all of North America planting seeds. But now that's a big lie. No, yes, that is a lie. Yeah, it's a big lie because he was actually stuffing trees into other...
Starting point is 00:18:24 He was docking trees. Mm-hmm, yes. So that's been this week's segment of Danny's Cool TikToks. I don't know, man. Trees scare me. I know. Trees scare me. there's something weird about trees there's something weird about trees because the problem
Starting point is 00:18:39 is the problem is about trees is like you could be driving on a highway or like yeah i guess it's still a highway with the you know with the forest on either side and this tree is so towering that one day i could decide to go you know what i give up standing and then that's it that's it it's this is the way uh this is the way of life it's the way of life it's what happens you know it's what Yeah, it happens in the world. I mean, you know, you could say so many things like that about everything, you know, even things that we make. You know, you take a light post.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Sometimes, you know, some metal piece of a light post just says, oh, not today, and boom, crashes, everybody dead. That's true, but there's some, like, code, some requirements, some nuts and bolts, some of everything that goes into making the lamppost and making it stand up right. A tree is like, I hope that I'm going to grow here and not fall. See, I think that's the wrong reason to be afraid of trees. I mean, I'm not afraid of trees.
Starting point is 00:19:40 But if I was, what I would say is, well, you know, they're living, which is kind of weird. Right. And they've been alive. Every tree, every large tree has been alive for an unfathomable amount of time. like the tree outside your house has probably been alive for like you know 100 years yeah that thing could tell many stories i mean it's seen so it's seen so much and and you know so much change and yet it's still just there being a tree and what's scary about that as in like what it knows i mean i doubt it knows that much the scariness is it's the you know it's the possessor
Starting point is 00:20:13 of knowledge right but but is it really imagine living forever but only standing in one spot your entire life how much are you really learning how much you learn i don't know man not that much you can learn you learn you probably be really good with dates you don't know you don't know a lot about everything but you know a lot about that area you can see well or you know whatever a tree does feel experience experience he knows a lot about the air he knows what's changing he knows or she uh it could be a girl tree or they yeah he they know when the uh you know the construction is going on outside your house and when you moved and when the house was built and then when another house was destroyed and rebuilt i mean it's it's it's very what i
Starting point is 00:21:01 would give to talk to a tree i'm telling you i don't think the conversation would be that interesting i think it would and for some reason i always just imagine it talking like hello i am a Tree, what have you summoned me for? I would, that would scare me. Now I would think it knew everything. And then it goes, I can tell you all there is to know about this spot. Get the hell out of here, tree. It's like, I don't care what you have to say.
Starting point is 00:21:31 I know more than you. You've been alive for billions of years. Hasn't been alive that long. Yeah. Did you see that other TikTok I sent you where there's a thing called the blood tree? and it has red sap that gushes out when you cut
Starting point is 00:21:46 through it. And I'm just saying, imagine you're camping. Not that you would ever do that. No, never. Imagine you were camping and for some reason you had to get through a bunch of trees and you had your machete and you're hacking at trees and then they just start bleeding. Yeah, would they squirt it at you too? I'd be like,
Starting point is 00:22:02 oh my god. I'd run away immediately. You hear the tree go, or something. No, they don't scream, but they bleed. And it's also sap. You picture sap, right? You picture slow, like maybe we could get one cup of syrup for our waffles per year. This one was like, it was a river of blood.
Starting point is 00:22:22 River of tree blood. True. That's actually something I've always wanted to do. Like siphon a tree? Collect sap from a tree? Tap? No, you tap a tree. You tap it, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:31 I've always wanted to do that. You go up to the Canadian place. You can do it in Connecticut. place i know people that have like a whole ass milking tree yeah but i don't want connecticut syrup the syrup's pretty good canadian syrup i mean it's to see canada connecticut they don't have maple good maple trees that that that might be true i mean you can't you can't knock the country that has the maple leaf on their flag exactly and say i got you i understand exactly exactly exactly are you a big uh big syrup guy because i know a lot of people that like just
Starting point is 00:23:04 eat waffles dry dude and i'm like you just cycle serial killer in the making or you're already there i don't know anyone like that and probably because if i did i'd try to distance myself no i don't eat them dry um i do like like have you ever had like real maple syrup what does that mean like i suck it from the like there's like like the the yes like like like aunt jemima like that is just like that's like a sugary concoction that is emulating the taste of maple syrup yeah yeah but it is not really maple syrup and so you know you have to go to some you know i don't know farmer's market or something and then you get it from some guy uh and that's that's the good stuff and so i like that um but i also put just a dollop of syrup syrup on
Starting point is 00:23:53 your breakfast or not? The point is yes. Do you put syrup on your breakfast or not? I put syrup on my breakfast, but I'm not one of those people who just drenches the whole entire plate. And I also like the real stuff. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Starting point is 00:24:11 That's the point. Thank you. I enjoy syrup. That's what I say. I enjoy a little bit of syrup on my breakfast. Yes, yes, yes. And I enjoy syrup with sweet potato fries. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Good combo. Try it out. Actually, they serve that a lot. I'm telling you, to a little cup. Next time you get sweet potato fries, ask for a little tiny cup of maple syrup. It sounds weird. I'm telling you, it's delicious. It's fantastic, I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:24:35 It's very good. It's a long line of weird food combinations. Yeah. Sometimes things that you don't think will go together, go together. Yeah, different food combinations. We saw the, we were talking about, we're probably going to do a video like this eventually, honestly but we saw the mustard and watermelon yeah that's lizzo did that one there's no they just i i just can't believe it i i don't like mustard first dude i hate every form of mustard
Starting point is 00:25:02 i hate the mustard seed what about honey mustard honey mustard doesn't count it won't you can't say i hate every form of mustard and then say oh but this one not this one i have 99 problems with mustard but honey but honey ain't one i understand all right i like honey mustard but even that sometimes gets too mustardy and i'll throw it back at the waiter true you know i uh what one one of my i know this woman who makes these wonderful meatballs as like an appetizer um and they have they're in this very perplexing tangy sweet sauce and i've always wondered what is the sauce and then one day she told me and i was mind blown it's another one of those things where these weird combinations come together but if you don't know you don't even think about it
Starting point is 00:25:42 But basically what it is, is she puts the meatballs in a crock pot and then she puts an entire jar of grape jelly and an entire bottle of ketchup together and just lets them stew in there. And I'm telling you- Those are sweet balls, not meatballs. Nice. Like that? But it sounds gross, but it's fucking good.
Starting point is 00:26:05 But did it taste savory or was it kind of sweet? No, it tasted like a tangy, sweet barbecue sauce. It was really good. Well, I mean, ketchup is made with... Barbecue sauce is made with ketchup, right? It depends on where you get your barbecue sauce. Oh, okay. So there is a version.
Starting point is 00:26:19 There is a version. Do you know about real barbecue sauce? No, I'm kidding. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Basically, so you go to this farmer's market, and there's a guy. No, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:28 I mean, I guess so. They certainly have... There's usually a tomato space of some kind. Yeah, so like Sweet Baby Ray's has grape in it. I made that up. Oh, okay. I made that up. Yes, no, but that was very shocking to me.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Yeah. There's something about when you don't know what's inside. You want to open the box. No, you don't even think about it. And then when you know, it can actually taste worse once you know. Right. Did you have it again after? Yeah, I mean, I still liked it.
Starting point is 00:26:56 But my dad is very much like that. He hates a lot of, he hates mayonnaise religiously. He despises it. But because he found out an ingredient? And there are a lot of things that he likes. I hope he doesn't watch this. There's a lot of things that he likes, dishes that he likes, that in fact have mayonnaise in it. Oh, that's what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:27:19 And he just doesn't know. Right. And so me and my mom have been keeping this secret. And my mom was like, you can't tell him. Because if you tell him, even if he's liked it for 30 years, it's my favorite tip ever. He'll say, I always knew there was something off about that. And then he will never eat it again. I don't want to.
Starting point is 00:27:35 I mean, can I start naming dishes and asking before he gets confused? It's like a kid learning Santa's. You can't tear this man. He's like, I want to give two. I want to give two. Just two. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Egg salad and tuna. Oh, he would never even think about that. Okay. Because that's a lot of mayo. No, no, no, no, no. And maybe like a tuna fish sandwich? No, it's a lot of like- Like sneaky mayo?
Starting point is 00:27:53 No, yeah. It's a lot of sneaky mayo. It's a lot of dips and- Okay, okay. It's a lot of dips and also just like other, like Swedish meatballs have a little bit of a, not mayo, but something else that eat, like a sour cream or something like that. Because if he was biting into egg salad and he was like, this is delicious. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:28:10 it's it's that's like strictly mayo it's two ingredients it's not like that but we do have to tell everybody we we go we're like if if there's mayo in any dish please don't tell please just wipe it off the ingredient list don't tell them you have to like sneak it into the house my mom's making something that you know he's excited for yeah a french onion dip let's say she has to sneak it in she has to label the mayo like staple something else yeah yeah yeah i don't even know what else is white. That is not male. But it's weird to, you know, the tricks your brain
Starting point is 00:28:43 will play on itself. Yeah, I feel like every time my mom has tried to do something like that, it's just tasted bad, so. What are you, the cook? Or like, I'm gonna put grape jelly in my meatballs. There's no way you have the skills to make this okay.
Starting point is 00:29:00 It's like, if I had to like my grandmother, like a pillow, some grapes, and like chopped meat she'll make the best burger you know it's like she'll make she'll make the best burger but i have my not skills in the next lineage i feel like at this point with the internet there's really no reason if you can follow direction there's really no reason to be cooking a bad meal i mean yeah well i mean there there are so many there are so many recipes out
Starting point is 00:29:29 there and so many good ones like i understand you know if it was like the 1960s you have like one cookbook you're like oh this is what i got this is all the food that's ever existed you have to hear like you know word of mouth like you know there was no written history of these things no food uh lore uh but now i mean you can i mean i guess there's somebody a devil's advocate would say well there's actually if you look up there's actually too much if you look up queso there's like a fucking hundred thousand different ways to make it so how do you pick which one is the actual good one right which would be a good argument but um i still stand by my point even know i just poked an entire hole right in it okay with yourself but i still agree that i mean
Starting point is 00:30:10 you know you should again as long as you can follow instructions you should the world is at your fingertips here right right as long as yeah but the instructions also have to be good like you can't just like list ingredients true eggs bacon great sausage go did you ever have you ever seen any any recipe that's like oh here are the ingredients fucking figure it out kind of when I don't know, but I feel like I have. Yeah, I guess so. I'm not cooking out here. I'm not cooking.
Starting point is 00:30:41 You're not invited to the cookout. Yeah. Should we get out of here? Yeah, we get out of here. Sounds good. Already. Danny, tell me where to find you. Let's get out of here.
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