Picky Boys Podcast - My Most Embarrasing Story! (with Shmeddy Rubs) - Picky Boys Podcast #254

Episode Date: December 11, 2022

On today's episode, we have Shmeddy rubs from Santagato Studios here with JT, Antonio, & Danny! We discuss the boy's rough night out with Joe Santagato, throwing up on the side of the highway & Danny's infamous poop party! We also play Naughty or Nice, featuring delicious chocolate chip cookies or 1000-year-old egg nog! Enjoy the episode. Merch ➡️ https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys #254

It was so when I found out I was like What they were right I'm gonna go with the left Because it just looks a little bit like our left or his left. Oh, yeah, that's a good Yeah, I was fully prepared that we would never use that again if you Welcome back to the Picky Voice Podcast. We've got a special guest. It's JT with pink hair. And Shreddy, here he is. First time. Yeah, this is my first time. Thank you all for having me. It's a pleasure.

Yeah, I'm glad. I like how close you are. Thank you. You're very close to me. I like when you touch me like that. It's very nice. I've been called the star of the San Diego Studios recently. Have I been? Yeah. That's what I mean.

The reviews are in. Stop lying, really? I swear. Oh, that's a blessing. Thank you. That's very nice. I don't really find myself that funny, but thank you. The comments do.

I'm hysterical. Thank you. We are all a little hungover. We're hurting. We're hurting. Good night with Daddy Joe. No one's hurting as bad as Danny. Yeah.

I've thrown up multiple times this morning. Danny threw up four minutes ago. He didn't even make it. He didn't make it to the sink. So I got to hear about these escapades from last night. what happened fill me in I haven't heard

anything from these guys so last night although by the time it releases probably two weeks ago we went to Danny Lopiori's show A Caroline's on Broadway

he did great as always and so first things first someone came up to me one of our patrons actually but she started

the conversation with it's not an irrational fear I've been I was in a drive-by shooting which is which is just like a very aggressive way I was like

oh okay I'm glad you're alive Was she in the car? She was in a car. She showed me pictures. She was in a car, and she showed me pictures of the bullet holes. Jesus. She was in the car that got shot at.

Yes. I'm sure she was like. No, no, no. She did not do the drive-by shooting. That would have been a confession. She was not the culprit. That would have incriminated me. Well, she could be in the back.

I don't know. If she said, I shot somebody. It wouldn't have incriminated you. She would have incriminated herself. What did you do? Really? If you tell somebody, I murdered somebody. And you don't report it.

And I don't report it. Am I incriminated in that crime? I think you are. That's not the right word, right? Maybe not incriminated, but I can be charged for a crime. Maybe not murder, but I can be charged for something, right? I think so. But I also wouldn't listen to what I have to say.

He's the lawyer. I mean, I'm not going to rat. If anybody's ever drive-by shot anybody, you can tell me. I think the police would have to come to you and ask. And you'd have to say, no, or I'm not speaking to you. I need a lawyer. Or they'd have to, like, show you the body, and then you'd do nothing. Because if someone just tells you, yeah, I murdered someone, I don't think you could.

Yeah, but what about the rule with the priests, then? Good point. The priests, that's the one rule they're allowed to, that's the one, if somebody has committed a crime or is going to commit a crime, they're allowed to tell the police. I feel like the really good priests don't tell anybody. That's what they say. Yeah, probably. I feel like, you know, a really good Catholic priest will not, if you confide in him that you murdered somebody, he won't say anything. Is that a good one or a bad one?

I think that's a good one. I think it's a good one if you confide that you murdered somebody, he doesn't tell anybody, I think that's a good one. I think if you say you're going to do something, and then he tells, that's a good one. Like if you're threatening to put a bomb in a marathon or something, then you should be told on it. Yeah, that priest would be, yeah.

The deed is done, though. The deed is done. But he could be a good person, but a bad priest. You know what I'm saying? Once I'm in that confessional box with that little metal grating, I can say whatever I want. Isn't that the point? That is the point, but I mean.

I've always speculated about priests' sexual thoughts and desires. Jeez. Nobody else? No. I don't know. No, no, for sure, for sure. What is that? What is that?

It's just like, because there's a few reasons. I think it's just, we're just. Yeah, I think we're just. You've never done this? No, I've never done it. I don't care what sexual, what does that mean? Yeah. Like, you know, it's just like you're taking a vow of chastity, right?

So you're not fucking anybody. And it's just like, I wonder what they think. Like, I wonder if it's like the passion for God is just so intense that you're like, I don't need a wife. Or maybe they're gay. And they're like, well, maybe I can kind of subvert it by just being a priest and not marrying anybody. Danny threw up on the side of the highway today. That's what you're hearing information from That's a good point

When I was driving home today I went to go get some stuff for Danny's Naughty or Nice Coming up in the middle I was on the side I was on the highway and we were in bumper to bumper traffic And I just pulled over to the shoulder And got out and just vomited everywhere Danny's down bad today

I was down really bad today What time did you get home? Oh that's way too late That's not the first time I've seen or been in the car where someone had to pull over and throw up on the side of the highway. That's like the third time. I just don't want to throw up in my car.

That's a lot of... Throw up lingers. The smell of throw up lingers. No, I would have thrown up on the side of the road too. That was a business decision. That's because when I was on the highway at first, when I was first getting the hues, I just had my head out the window.

And I was just like... It wasn't really like a... I don't like throwing up, So I have to be in, like, a position that is good to throw up in. Yeah, yeah, like doggy. And so I was like, I just need to go on the side of the road. I got up. Danny throws up like a bear marking its territory.

I'm a big hands on the knees guy. Like, he sounds like, I don't want to do it right into my foot. It's literally like. Yeah, I actually just witnessed that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't. And that was a relatively quiet one. That was all liquid.

That was quiet? Yeah, that was relatively quiet. You should have seen. There was one this morning that was, like, really, like. Yeah? I thought it was an earthquake. It was bad. Well, thank you for that.

Any new holes in the walls I should be aware of? No, he wasn't angry. I was a jolly giant. Do you know how drunk he was? He got a sandwich and didn't eat it. I know. What is going on here? That's the most insane thing.

That's more insane than anything else that's happened last night. It's true. And I also sang karaoke. I feel like I've said on this podcast many times, you won't catch me dead singing karaoke. What'd you sing? But then Mr. Brightside comes on, and I'm getting that high note. He was really into karaoke last night.

I was really. He's a big flip-flop. Well, they turned the lights off, and it was like there was some kind of cover of darkness. Anonymity? Yeah. You can see and hear who was singing. Oh, yeah. But I was belting.

I also did a little Hey Jude action. That's a good one, because everybody sings along. Is there any recordings? No. Was it like a- I expressly- I didn't record, because I didn't want to start. that's right yeah you know i there's one video but let the cringe happen there's a there's a

video of my story of you and frankie singing without mics without mics they were just i thought we were we had anonymity what paper did you sign also is that how you say that word anonymity anonymity here an enemy an enemy here but you know whatever either way but you had a good time you really did we had a great time I hit the hey you know like

when they're singing the na na na part of hey Jude there's one part where like they just go Jude Jude Jude Jude yeah you were feeling it

last night you rocked that part I did rock that part this is coming from someone who maybe for 10 years has said he hates karaoke would never do it doesn't understand

why people do it I know but sometimes it gets you know sometimes you just get caught in the moment you're gonna go back I imagine it was like

he said yeah he said yeah immediately he said yeah was it like an English drunk slur hybrid going on or was he belting out those words no he was hitting he was hitting notes

did you ever play the rock star voice one where you had to hit the notes correctly yeah but you didn't even really have to sing I kind of just cheated to get a perfect score I was just going the tones or you just smack the mic

I was more of a guitar hero man myself guitar hero was sick yeah what's your song oh i don't really remember the song rock i mean uh no barracuda is pretty good because it's pretty fast right i there's there's many things i'll never be able to do you know like snowboard never going to do it in my life but and another thing is be able to play any guitar hero song with the five buttons we'll never be able to do it that's so hard i'll never be able to i was doing it on like medium but is it is it four or five there's no there's five buttons because yeah because the one you have to you have to slide your hand down and it's

it's like, bro, what are we doing? But then there's some people that are fucking spider fingers. They go too hard, though. And yet they don't know how to play a guitar. Then what are you doing? I've always wanted to play guitar. It's just so hard. Yeah, but it was really demoralizing

when you get to a friend's house and they want to play a rock band and they hand you the bass. It's like, boom, boom, boom, boom. That's what you do. You slap the bass. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I don't know if it's the tones or your words, but you're making me want to throw up i don't know what i don't know what it is we have a box here in case i throw up oh yeah

yeah which this is a horrible throw this would ruin this oh yeah i was fully prepared that we would never use that again if you throw up you just chose that box out of all the boxes yeah there's a lot of boxes over and there's bags that's a better point honestly what was the weirdest thing you've ever thrown up into i don't know if i've ever thrown up into something weird Like I just thrown up on the floor I usually like So you're a good guy Yeah I never really like

Not even trying to be boring Like if I know I'm going to throw up Like I have a bag near me But not a box like that Not a crate How about you? I threw up in like a champagne bucket With the bottles in it?

No the bottle was taken out of it One time I got really sick on a cruise ship It was the first cruise ship I went on So at first I thought I was seasick But I just caught a bug and so I was just throwing up. My parents weren't going to let that ruin the vacation. That's my snot-nosed kid

who ruined my vacation. As nice parents do, they said, okay, fine, we'll buy a bucket of champagne or a bucket of beers so that Danny can have a throw-up receptacle. That's what a nice parent does. That's a good parent. This whole time JT was thinking about the weirdest place he threw up.

I can't think of anything really. I'm pretty in control of where I throw up. The only thing I can think of is I have thrown up like midair in in free flight oh that's true when i when what was it we were me and tony were in a taxi oh that was so bad yeah jt jt was blackout drunk on the way home from an open bar this is like six years ago maybe he was and he was just leaned up against the door and of the taxi and i he said i'm gonna throw up i'll go throw up and we're driving and i told the taxi guys like if If you don't pull over right now, something bad is going to happen.

And I realized I scared him, and it sounded like I was going to rob him, right, with that line. And he's like, no, why? No, we're okay. You're paying? You're paying? He's like, yeah, don't worry. He's like, well, you need to pull over right now or something bad is going to happen. And he finally pulled over.

I got around to open up JT's side of the door. JT fell out because he was leaning on it. And halfway down, he threw up and then landed it. Oh, my God. Yeah. A slow-mo replay of that would have been amazing And he landed directly on his face And then we dragged him to my friend's house

And we sprained him down with a hose for like 14 minutes Those are some good friends And you know what, for 13 minutes and 59 seconds He enjoyed it That last second, it's like we were waterboarding him For information Like he was about to die He was like, please, please stop

Please, I'm dying, help me Help me, please You know those fucking car ride naps when you were a kid Those just hit different Yeah Oh my god And then you turn the corner To your house

And you wake up And you're like Oh wow I'm feeling myself today Yeah what's going on today Let's just get Let's just get it over Let's do it

Okay Let's just do it Welcome to another round of Danny's Naughty or Nice I've never I think we're gonna Let Schmattie pick True

Oh yeah So we have two scrolls We have two scrolls here One is naughty And there's something terrible That we all have to do and one is nice which is something pleasant that we'll all do and i'm in charge of choosing you're in charge of choosing whatever you choose we will all be it what if i switch them around if you want

to see the results of last time what the naughty was it's uh it was that so you got waxed yeah oh yeah i have one too oh so this is like that bad it could be that bad could be worse it could Who knows what Santa's sack brings to that? Jesus. All right. Santa's sack. All right. That's the name of the segment?

And we don't have Santa's sack here, by the way. All right. If I switch it again. I mean. I am so scared. It doesn't confuse me. I'm so scared because we're all. Because it's a 50-50 chance no matter what, right?

True. I'm going to think of it like that. All right. So. Is there another way to think of it? No, there isn't actually. and how nice is the nice it's okay honestly it's just better than the one it's better than the nice is just you dodged a bullet okay the nice is not that if that was a blank piece of

paper i'd be happy it's just the relief okay okay um i'm gonna go with the left because it just looks a little bit like our left or his left oh yeah that's a good oh I was thinking of my left so you're right I'm down with that it looks a little bit more innocent the way it's tied alright

also Danny will be doing that wasn't the final answer it was but you're going way too fast Danny will be doing whatever it is with us yeah that's oh my god is that it? we've got Santa's cookies

Enjoy cookies, you dodged a bullet Good pick Let's go Chewy Reese's Did you heat them up real quick? No JT can't even have these Do we get to know what the naughty is?

Do you want to know a naughty? That sucks though, a naughty would have been great The naughty Here's the naughty Because we picked the nice, Danny has to do the naughty I'll go fuck yourself Yeah, that's true Yeah, right?

I think that's fair. The naughty is someone left the nog out. Take a few sips of this thousand-year-old eggnog. A beautiful blend of thousand-year-old preserved duck eggs and eggnog. Ew, dude. That's not how you make eggnog. You have to take a sip. This is the...

Oh, my God. You have to do it. We picked the nice. You have to do it. That's not how this game works at all. That's how it should. It starts today. Yeah, come on.

He picked the right one. A thousand-year-old eggnog? Can I smell it? Yeah, I need to smell that, too. Oh, my God. Wow. Is that from Antonio's blender? Yes.

Good. Can I get a whiff? That's bad. Did you ever on studios try the thousand-year-old egg? I don't think so. Ew, dude. I mean, it's literally rotten eggs. No, the worst thing I had on studios was probably the, what did you get me, the pound cake or something?

Oh, it is. Syringed with mustard inside of it. Oh, the Twinkie with mustard? The Twinkie with mustard. That was bad. Oh, my God. Look at that pour. Oh, you don't have to drink the whole thing.

I said like a little shot. Oh, no, he has to drink that whole thing. No, I just wanted to, you know, make a nice presentation. Oh, that makes sense. Don't eat that. It's only fair. It is. It's only fair to who?

It's for you. For who? For you. No, no, no. It's for you. It's for you. Welcome. No, he can't have that.

I have an excuse. All right, you got to do it with me, though. Fine, fine, fine. We're going to do it. Oh, I'll do this, too. No, no, no. I can't do this. You got to drink that whole thing.

No, I can't do this. It's too early in the show. All right, we're going to do it. We got it. I'm taking a little bite. Good, bad? It's not that bad. Does the cookie make up for it a little bit?

Why do these cookies taste peanut butter? They are. They're Reese's peanut butter chocolate chip. It's not bad. It's not that bad. Enjoy it down the whole thing please. I Don't think I'm gonna take another bite But then let daddy do a cookie you don't let him do a cookie I'm doing that now he has to yeah, cheers, man It's not that bad oh Oh, don't do it. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. Yeah. Yeah, just breathe. Yeah, it's like when a kid this water It's like this water really saves me sipping for my

Time no, it's not that bad. Oh It's terrible. Oh my god. It's that's actually your marketing. You gotta take a bigger sip than that I don't think you took yourself. Oh, that's good. I'm not taking a sip of that. I got I did not right I chose nice. I don't know why everyone just did the naughty anyway. I'm not doing that, to be clear. You went for the two-step zipper? Definitely tastes like eggs.

Yeah, I'm good. Oh, yeah, yeah. It is a complex cocktail. Oh, my God. It comes in at the end. It does. So there's alcohol in that? No.

Oh, my God. It would have thrown up immediately. No, yeah. it would have been I would rather drink this entire thing than take a shot of whiskey I was about to ask you I was about to ask you that exact question

but we picked nice so we're not doing any of this yeah we did good get these away from me these are so good you can't chew and eat on podcasts I do want one you deserve one

you know what you were like when a kid trips and hurts himself and you just go oh you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good

like that's what we had to do to you to stop you from throwing up I know it's like because if you if you were like

oh Danny you're gonna throw up might have thrown up that was the first thing I've consumed all day yeah the cookie

or this oh yeah that's rough devil concoction what about your sandwich I didn't eat it still

who is this guy because I was I was in the I was in the you know the throw up fit and I didn't want to eat it

and then throw it up true yeah dude I'll take a I'll take a liquid throw up any day but some like chunks oh no that that's the worst the chunk yeah that's gross after our four local video bro fucking i after we did that i like woke up in the morning threw up went back to sleep woke up threw up again ate something went back to sleep and then woke up

and threw up it was like it was like that sounds terrible yeah i don't know how you guys do that like the drinking and stuff like that like it's really not for me because a hangover is like the worst thing somebody can go through like it's it's not even worse things it's not even anybody could ever go through it's not even worth it like i think like yesterday like i was feeling it when we were out like i had a couple mules and they were slapping me up a little bit and i was feeling a little i was feeling yeah i was feeling a little loose and then you know after not drinking you started feeling like the headache and everything and i was like this is why i don't drink and he ordered a steak at the comedy club he was balling too no they comped it for me i don't know what i

did to deserve that i don't know what i didn't deserve everybody else paid and i was they're like hey yours is taken care of and i was like oh do alcoholics can hangovers probably just keep drinking and it's a good question because like if i didn't get hangovers i would probably drink more which is which is you know pretty would be alarming you drink a lot of water though when you're i drink a ton of water yeah i love and it doesn't help like i'm saying while you're drinking oh no that's what i'm saying i don't drink oh you should probably try that but like if i go to like i don't know throughout the day i certainly get my eight glass i probably get too much water i i one time i threw up and i didn't even feel sick or anything my head just

hurt so bad yeah like like we were drinking wine i don't know that happens with wine hangovers it's like it's like a pulsing headache my head hurt no it was it was at disney and we drank around the world so it was a thousand different it was a thousand different things i was drinking but so i was sleeping in the bed with my dad and my dad was snoring it was like a fucking train was in my brain while this was happening and as soon as i went to the bathroom and threw up headache went away i was like i've never experienced that before when people say they have a headache in the morning after drinking i'm like go throw up i don't know why it's like you know experience you just learn those things it's like go throw up you're probably how does

that work for you the throwing up and i just help you it does help but i hate it like i i do not like doing it at all he can't terrible he can't burp i can't burp either yeah like that whole thing right there like what you just explained to me is the reason why i'm like all right i don't drink but i'll get high as shit though i'll be honest with you i don't know there's no hangover with yeah you know you just sit there and you just can be a little bit yeah you get a headache a little like groggy in the morning yeah or even at like if you like hit your pen too many times like you sit there and you just give yourself a headache you know green out is that what it's called i didn't know that it's pretty funny though what do you guys think of like all

the um i don't know what you call them they're like all these drinking old wives tales right so like liquor before beer you're in the clear like does that work and and maybe like you know they say oh don't mix too many liquors right so don't have whiskey then tequila then does it make any difference yeah it does i think for me sorry no no no you started first i i will but i apologize um don't beat me up no i won't but i i will say though the couple times where i've switched it up it's been it's been really rough yeah like if i stick to my mule all night like yeah i'll feel it but like it's nice it's a fun like it's a you know it's a fun time for me but if i start mixing like i start taking shots of tequila jameson and this and that i'll be throwing up in 10 minutes

but is that more because like is that more kind of just associating like kind of a correlation there because maybe the nights that you have whiskey tequila vodka are just crazier nights in general if you're having like i i personally think that's what it is okay keith keith was telling me a story where every time he drinks a twisted tea he pisses himself Or he pisses the bed There's no ingredient in there That makes you do that He's pissed

By the way I found out Pissed on pretty much Every single person By actors from sharing beds Like during sleepovers When they were younger Besides the point

I was like You sure it's the twisted tea Or the fact that The nights you drink The twisted tea You got so drunk Like off of everything else That you're like

Oh I'm gonna have A twisted tea now You know what I'm saying Like it's not the twisted tea That did it I hate twisted teas too Oh twisted teas are so good I think they're too sugary

That's true We switched to twisted tea light okay oh there's a lighter version they're pretty good sure waking up in the bed after pissing yourself is really really demoralizing i have never done that well look at you responsible adult yeah i'm not gonna sit here and say i've never pissed myself i pissed myself once in a first grade you know ever do i know how to remove it for a mattress yeah we know i will tell you like i've definitely shot myself a couple times oh yeah drinking involved or no just like no don't Danny's done that too.

Spicy food? No, just, I don't know. I've needed to shit sometimes. And you know what the fucked up part about it is? You're close to home. And when you're close to home, the buildup. It's like you needed five more minutes. You know you're going to shit yourself.

You're not making it to the... And it's just happened. It is weird that your body knows. Something switches as soon as you get to your block. It's like, oh, we can go now for some reason. It's like, what happened? I was just fine, but now I know I'm about to be home and I'm going to just shit myself all the time.

It's been close for me. I've been literally hovering over the toilet. Close as in you've shit yourself? I've also shit myself. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's no shame, man. No, no. There was some shame.

Oh, there was. No, there was a lot of shame because everyone in the party was convinced that he did and JT was defending him. That's true. That he didn't. There was actually more shame on JT. There was a lifetime of shame involved, honestly. There was a lot of shame. It was at a party?

I went in an Uber. let me ask you this you know who's a bigger loser than the guy who shits himself the guy who was able to be convinced that he didn't shit himself the guy, me the guy who got convinced by the guy who shit himself

no he didn't shit himself at all he just smells like that to me that's so much worse I would have rather said yes I shit myself than everybody just think that I smell like shit like literal shit And to be fair

I wasn't lying As soon as I found out I shit myself I became incredibly embarrassed and left immediately It's been a while This story might be due for a re-up I think you need to tell them the story So we went to this party At JT's college

And I was I was on the keto diet At the time He couldn't be further away from home I was on the keto diet, and I got drunk and just ate carbs. Just threw caution to the wind and ate carbs. Ate a whole pizza. And then I fell asleep.

A little mid-party nap. You can bounce back. And during that time, it is believed that I shit myself. It is known. It is known that I shit myself. Wait, wait, the small details matter here. He was face down, stomach down on the couch. And so he shit himself like a volcano.

It didn't just go down. And then so while I was sleeping, everybody was like, oh, this is kind of smooth. And then they sent somebody to check on me. And they said they didn't think I shit myself. And I woke up and I said shit myself I didn't shit myself Because I didn't even know it The master performer over here

I truly thought everybody was just like Trying to joke like pull a joke on me or something I was like I didn't shit myself what are you talking about And I proceeded to drink Play games and be there for two hours Like a very long time And you felt no shit in your pants And I felt no shit

That's what I want to know because there's no way you I felt no shit and then like People were like I really think you shit yourself man I really think you did and I was like you know what I gotta piss I went to go piss and then I like you know

unbuckled my pants and it was it was not a pretty sight I'll tell you this and it was like it was so when I found out I was like what

they were right I shit myself How did you not know? And then I made a very quiet escape from the venue, and I ordered an Uber. And as soon as I got in the Uber, I was like, can we turn these windows down here, guys? Yeah, just all the way down, right?

There's no masking that. I'm astounded that you didn't get charged extra for that Uber or whatever. I know. Honestly, I've also pissed in an Uber, and I didn't get charged extra for it. That's insane. You sound just like a good person. I'm a terrible man.

side note I ordered an Uber home for someone who was way too drunk and needed to leave and I didn't know them at all and then you know like the next day

I got $300 charge because they threw up in the Uber you can't be nice no no no good deed goes unpunished exactly but anyway dude

you also have to understand that like this is like an hour goes by at this party of Danny walking around with shit in his pants he has convinced I would say

a good 80% of people at this point that he didn't shim's up and he just smells like that and then how is that bad I don't know Once he reaches, like, that crucial 80% mark, that's when he goes in to, like, I don't know,

pee, take a shit, whatever. And then he comes back out and goes, JT, I fucking shit myself. This is all the while JT is, like, going to bat for Danny. Was anyone else convinced? A lot of people were convinced. Yeah, like, the whole party. Like, 80% of people were convinced at that point, I would say. That he shot himself.

No, that he didn't. Oh, that he didn't. I was a good convincer. And then the story gets, honestly, even crazier. because I Ubered back to JT's house, but he wasn't there. So I didn't have the key to get in. And I was like, I need to do something about this. So luckily I had some pants in my car.

And so I was just like, I had two pairs of pants in my car. And so one of them was to wipe your ass. I just got naked on the street. If anybody looked at me, they would have been like, oh, something concerning is happening. Very, very harmless. Somebody on bath salts is breaking into somebody's car. and I would just use one pair of pants

to clean myself up, put the other pair of pants on and then just kind of like really contemplated my life and I called JT and I was like I need to get in you need to come help me that's definitely like you sit on the curb for a while

that is such a good story I know but it was honestly the greatest place to do it if you're going to shoot yourself and do it at a frat party Because the next day, we were going to do it again, run it back. We were drinking. I think we were on a bar crawl.

And I came to the home where I shit myself in. And most people, like I'd say 90% of people, were like, fucking legendary, dude. Oh, they loved you for it. They were like, that is a crazy move. You fucking shit yourself and then stayed? That's fucking awesome. I was like, that's me. That's me.

I was wearing a totally new outfit. I went to TJ Maxx because I just felt dirty. I went to TJ Maxx and I just bought an entirely new outfit. New shoes. I brought everything new. You wanted to forget the old person. And then we ran it back. It was a great time.

And then he shit himself again. And then I doubled down. Now he's the shit himself guy. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Oh, yeah. I mean, you've grown from that. I don't know about that.

Okay. I mean, he will shit himself again. Yeah. He thought that was the last time. Also, one time, I was in the car with my mom. And this is in the shit-it-yourself story. It didn't seem like it was going back. I was in the car with my mom, and she mentioned it in passing.

She was like, it's like that time you shit yourself. She didn't say that. She said, it's like that time that you couldn't hold it in. And I was like, you're listening to these stories? I mean, I know we put it on the internet, but I didn't know you listened. I might have just shat myself honestly Yeah I'm sorry All this shit talk

It's called pulling a Danny All this talk is just really Not a fan of that Not a fan of that I don't accept that I'm glad you told me that story That was one I needed to hear today Isn't it hilarious the things that have bonded us

Yeah No honestly I mean like The fact that you didn't know you shat yourself You gotta know when you shit yourself He has this amazing gift Of Wanting to be so right In an argument

And also to not look bad That he will truthfully I don't think he thought he shit I think he convinced himself I have an important question And honestly How much shit Was in your pants

Were you walking around with logs It wasn't a log And off-diet shit, like, anybody who's just not eaten oil or sugars for two weeks and then, like, goes out to a restaurant, you almost can't make it home. Almost totally. Oh, you pissed out your ass. Yeah, I pissed out my ass. It was trickling down my leg.

It was very disgusting. Oh. Oh. I didn't know. I didn't. Before, I usually leave this part out because I think it's a little too graphic. But before I even unbuckled my pants in the bathroom, I, like, looked down on my leg And I was like, what the fuck is that?

And I lifted my pants up, and I was like, oh, shit. And then I quickly unbuckled my pants, and it was – It made it down to the ankle? It was dry. So that's why you bought new shoes. Oh, that's why you also didn't know you shat yourself. You shat in your shoes. It wasn't because you wanted to.

It's because you – He said, oh, yeah. I want to be a new person. I also think a very funny part of this is that afterwards, I continued with the keto diet. Like, I was like, oh, I don't care. I broke it. So we were playing beer pong, and I was just playing with cups of vodka

because I wanted to be Keto. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. It was a brutal night. And then to be whatever age you were, I don't know, 19 or whatever, to be that again because the next morning I just woke up, and I was like, oh.

No hangover. No hangover. Empty, yeah. Now I'm fucking 25, and I have fucking five tequila sodas, and I'm throwing up. You had so much to drink yesterday. Yeah, I don't know if it was five. Are we good here?

We can get out of here. We're getting out of here? Yeah, we're getting out of here. We did good. I guess we'll go in order. JT, tell them where to find you. You can find me on Instagram at JTHolda97. And find me streaming on Twitch, twitch.tv slash pickyboysstreaming.

Oh, you're a streamer? Yeah. Look at his hair. That's why I did all this. That's why you did all that. I'm going to tune in. He's a ninja. You ever heard of ninja?

Oh, yeah. What do you play? What games? Honestly been doing like fucking it everything, but most common would be fall guys fall guys. Okay. I just started the new Pokemon Yeah, we poked her. How's the Pokemon pretty good? I only played it once but it's so different than when I used to play it as a kid It's like so ridiculously different. We do all his body modifications on the stream. Oh, yeah, he pierced my ears on stream Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah, bro. We go do whatever you do whatever at a thousand subs. We're gonna give him a circumcision

Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's do reverse circumcision try to attach it back on that'll be cool I could be the surgeon yeah he did practice I could be the surgeon he did practice I'll just have to break a couple things

he did practice I'll just have to where can they find you alright so you know Schmitty you can find me on Instagram at Schmitty I think that's what it is

right just a simple wow is it Schmitty I think it's there's an underscore somewhere yeah it's Schmitty underscore actually

you gotta include that Schmitty I do right yeah S-H-M-E-D-D-Y underscore there we go That's right here. Yeah, there we go. Where can they find you? Oh, you can find me as Danny is watching on Instagram and

Throwing up in the toilet throwing up in the toilet and shitting myself Fucking gauntlet He's taking it in all holes you could find me at aunt. Yeah, you find me at aunt Prisco Can't forget to follow piggy boys podcast like share subscribe go check out the patreon the merch Drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it. All right, peace.